Queen Elizabeth II Cracked A Pretty Good Joke At Daniel Craig's Expense
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Daniel Craig returns to The Late Show to talk about his upcoming role in "Macbeth" on Broadway, and tells Stephen about his close encounter with the Queen of England and her corgis. Stick around for part two of Daniel's conversation with Stephen! #Colbert #Macbeth #DanielCraig
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I love how he is tiny bit dorky in real life, but he plays such a bad ass character and made us all believe it, just shows what a great actor he is! ♥️♥️♥️
@Zephaerie1
2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever met a green beret? Badasses are kooky nerds lol.
@spinnetti
2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. He seemed a bit loopy
@c.martinez7759
2 жыл бұрын
He's high
@sophieyang3781
2 жыл бұрын
@@c.martinez7759 How can you know that?
@TheJthom9
2 жыл бұрын
I'd say the most down-to-earth Bond actor. All the others, Bond went to their head and they became as much of a c**t as the Bond they were playing
My favorite quote by Daniel Craig: “Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off [financially] to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f-king idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? '” Craig said.
@jamesdelacour1055
2 жыл бұрын
What an absolute legend!
@BrodyVO
Жыл бұрын
What an awesome man
@guysabol8743
Жыл бұрын
hear hear
@CJ-im2uu
Жыл бұрын
MY NEXT GUEST with David Letterman had Kim n it. It was painful to watch. Even he gave the impression; Wow, shallow should stay at the community kiddie pool. I MeL if she is accepted into any law school, Aunt Becky is t it again.
You know what is also 'over stimulating'? After 15 yrs. of watching Craig play Bond...seeing the actor's face smile and laugh!
Daniel Craig’s 007 movies really feel like an evolution of the franchise. He is bond.
i love how humble Daniel Craig is, he's one of the coolest actors I've ever seen, like Keanu reeves- he's another guy who's really nice and doesn't act like he's better than everyone else
@toshikotanaka3249
2 жыл бұрын
I always thought he made the best Bond.
It’s nice to see an actor be in awe at that people cheering for him. He is the real deal playing Bond.
Just love Daniel Craig. Brilliant actor and not afraid to send himself up! Going to miss him as Bond!
The most Realist Bond Ever! He will be Sorely Missed.❤️
@bakersdirtydozen
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
It's true - the royal Corgis do have "staff" for their care! And QEII's part in the Opening Olympic ceremony was hilarious: that look she gave directly into the camera was saying, "Yes, Bond IS picking me up, b*tches!"
@blartversenwaldiii
Жыл бұрын
I just love that "james bond and the queen jump out of a helicopter" is a real event you can talk about and have people know what you mean
@heersyal2454
Жыл бұрын
@@blartversenwaldiii It was hilarious 😁
Daniel is really cool and humble. Everyone should watch his comic relief bit with Tate, it's absolutely hilarious.
@annakeye
2 жыл бұрын
Sure is. How he describes her as she's coming out of the loo is hilarious. (Before anyone complains, it's not really a spoiler)
@emilystephens4581
2 жыл бұрын
He seems a sweet guy for a spy.
@nevadak3424
2 жыл бұрын
He’s not really a spy you know 🙃
@ruthgunneson-poling1571
2 жыл бұрын
His performance with Tate is something I watch over and over when I need a big laugh.
@dharding5510
2 жыл бұрын
@@ruthgunneson-poling1571 Yep! It's absolutely hilarious!
You really feel the folks with a theatre background feel the audience for the first time the most ❤
I the late nineteen sixties I was a cellist in an orchestra and we were presented to The Duke of Edinburgh, He shook my hand and pointed to my cello. He said, 'My son plays one of these.' I said, 'Yes, I know.' He said, 'Did you make it yourself?' I said, 'Yeah. Out of matchsticks'. He laughed and the Pathe News cameras recorded it. That was my fifteen minutes of fame.
I just love giggly Daniel Craig
Do you have to pay royalties when telling the queens jokes?
@cordeliadrew1782
2 жыл бұрын
Excellent work
@barcelonachair6487
2 жыл бұрын
perfect.
@janwag6856
2 жыл бұрын
Rimshot!
@con.troller4183
2 жыл бұрын
You can expect a call from someone requesting a secure, personal number.
@ericminch
2 жыл бұрын
She will accept small portraits.
Great actor. He was brilliant in the 90s TV show ‘Our Friends in the North’ . Worth checking out.
"... punching arse..." "That sounds like something totally different." 😂
@nickhexum01
2 жыл бұрын
That's a fisting joke! On television! Who does that?!
Hardly anyone mentions what a great job he did in The Golden Compass
@77cns
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes!
That's a distinction all on its own.. to be the only person to star opposite The Queen in a comedy skit!
@Karlthegreat84
2 жыл бұрын
Unless you consider BoJo a (bad) comedian.
@konkey-dong
2 жыл бұрын
@@Karlthegreat84 There's a difference between a clown and a comedian
@TheMoonRover
2 жыл бұрын
You can add Paddington Bear to that list now.
@Haan22
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMoonRover Still better than de Pfeffel Johnson, at least he offered the queen a sandwich when he screwed up.
@heersyal2454
Жыл бұрын
She was known to be good at mimicry
Loved him in The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo.
@sharygalloway9777
2 жыл бұрын
Totally
@charlieross-BRM
2 жыл бұрын
I watched a mini-doc about filming the scene where he is trussed up by the maniac villain; with that neck brace collar suspending him and dragging him around the floor. A lot of that was really him, not a stunt double, and it was brutal. He must have had aches and pains for weeks.
@camillemayers103
2 жыл бұрын
He was magnificent!
@micheletorimaru9348
2 жыл бұрын
@@charlieross-BRM Daniel Craig did all his Stunts on James Bond. And he has alot of Injuries to go with it. This is why it's his last James Bond Movie. Him and Sean Connery are the Best James Bond. Out of all the other Male Actors.
@womanofsubstance8735
2 жыл бұрын
@@micheletorimaru9348 Please don't specify "Male Actors"; next think ya know there will be a Jane Bond. 😉
If I had known that "Corgi Footman" was a genuine option as an occupation, I would have made very different live choices.
@davimurph
Жыл бұрын
I think it mostly involved walking around with sheets of blotting paper and soda to be ready to clean up "accidents". Also, the dogs could be quite aggressive. On one occasion, the Queen and her driver had to get stitches when they got bitten breaking up a corgi fight. On another occasion, a butler was rushed by 9 corgis, lost his balance, fell over and knocked himself out.
Where he mentions getting the CMG (Companion St Michael St George) and Bond getting the KCMG (Knight Companion St Michael St George) there was a British programme called Yes Minister about British politics and the public service. There is an episode called Doing The Honours and some one is explaining to a politician what the different honours mean. He then explains what the members of the public service call them. The CMG is known as Call Me God and the KCMG is known as Kindly Call Me God and there is another award called the GCMG which is known as God Calls Me God
@KatkaJessie
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite series!!!
@Blackcomanche
Жыл бұрын
Yes!
He's not the first person to say that the Queen is really funny. Maybe Colbert should send her an invitation.
@kenbrown2808
2 жыл бұрын
it was a little bit surreal being at a highland games she attended. we were in the cheap seats, but her motorcade literally drove across the front of the good seats, and she genuinely enjoyed being with her people.
@JoshSweetvale
2 жыл бұрын
The 'what's in the box' fake mystery is at this point the only power the British Royals have. And necessity has cut that away from time to time when Royals turned to crime and weren't immune to prosecution anymore. Britain likes having Royals, living symbols of their country. And you can't be a religious figure on candid camera.
@Karajorma
2 жыл бұрын
@@JoshSweetvale While I don't disagree with you, and I posted more in jest than cause I seriously expect it would ever be accepted it is worth remembering that Prince Edward, Andrew and Princess Anne all appeared on It's A Knockout once. Although I supsect EVERYTHING about that would make it less likely the royals would appear on a chat show. Maybe not the best time to remind the public of a time Prince Andrew was on a show hosted by someone who is now a known paedophile.
@JoshSweetvale
2 жыл бұрын
@@Karajorma Daylight disinfects.
@nevadak3424
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! Cool great idea!!
Now I need video of him rolling around the floor with the Queen’s corgis 😁
@Fanney47
2 жыл бұрын
Same xD
The last movie I saw before the pandemic was Knives Out, and the first I saw after theaters reopened was No Time to Die. Mr. Daniel Craig, you are my favorite Bond. Probably tied with Sean Connery, but clearly above all the rest.
@opinionatedone
2 жыл бұрын
Same! Funny how I hadn't put that together, but those were my last and first as well. Daniel Craig is worth the theatre!
@bowieknife
2 жыл бұрын
Same for me!!!
@Richard_Nickerson
2 жыл бұрын
@@opinionatedone Both great movies with great music too
@anneheimburger3186
2 жыл бұрын
@Proper Actually i can see a slight reaemblancw To mr. Putin
@Richard_Nickerson
2 жыл бұрын
@Proper 🤨
The queen had a good sense of humour.
I thought he wouldn't be a great Bond but for the changing times he was just great love him in the role
I always thought Daniel Craig could have played Steve McQueen in his earlier years
3:46 I WANT to see this man in more comedies, please. 🙏🏽😂
@ryeofoatmeal
Жыл бұрын
he's very cheeky about it 🤣🤣
Unconventionally dashing , talented, funny, and yes the BEST Bond ever!
@monikajcm5563
2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️
@patriciaf.2574
2 жыл бұрын
Well said...and if I may I add, very easy on the eyes!
@ryanw9123
Жыл бұрын
I prefer Pierce Brosman in terms of looks, but you do you.
Ah Daniel craig ❤ a man after my own heart ❤
What a nice, funny and sympathical man. And wonderful actor.
This guy seems very confident, he should play a spy or something
@ahauser356
2 жыл бұрын
He's the ex James Bond
@leavingitblank9363
2 жыл бұрын
Really? I was trying to figure out if he was terribly nervous or just a total geek.
@unreal_taxi
2 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves 100k likes fr
I knew a British military spy, whose cover was that he was a military lawyer. In real life, he and his wife choreographed and taught dance. Like all such people, he ended up in publishing.
No one can replace Daniel Craig as Bond or any other character he plays. He is one in a million. Both Daniel and the Queen are real humans, and do not take themselves too seriously.
@priscillamoore5736
2 жыл бұрын
@ Steven Rohrich - I dunno. I think it's a toss-up between Sean Connery and Roger Moore.
@SJR_Media_Group
2 жыл бұрын
@@priscillamoore5736 Both Connery and Moore are the typical Brit. They don't have to fake an accent. Loved both of them.
@riom.6091
2 жыл бұрын
@@SJR_Media_Group How are they “the typical Brit”
@SJR_Media_Group
2 жыл бұрын
@@riom.6091 I love the Brits, prim, proper, polite, please ant to be around. Both of them were 'Knighted'.
@priscillamoore5736
2 жыл бұрын
@@SJR_Media_Group - I really liked Pierce Brosnan also, but I was disappointed he was only in 4 of the Bond movies. He does have an honorary OBE, though. (bcz he's Irish) If they *ever* decide to use a woman in the Bond role, it should definitely be Gal Gadot. 😀
Stephen’s wit is amazing. He is so quick.
He was an awesome Bond and I loved Layer Cake!
Who knew that a blond Bond would end up being my favorite? Best. Bond. Ever. Thank you Daniel Craig.
@kensolar69
2 жыл бұрын
The actual person the character was built around, Sir William Stephenson, was not only blond, but looked pretty much like Craig all around.
@judyantonetti2186
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@meghanphillips3495
2 жыл бұрын
Remember how everyone freaked out about that?
He is all kinds of adorable. And I love a suit with functional cuff buttons.
He's got sort of an awkward uncle quality to him in "real" life. Interesting metamorphosis.
@AaronLitz
2 жыл бұрын
After seeing what he's really like, he does some pretty awesome acting to become his icy version of Bond.
@GiftSparks
2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronLitz I’ve always felt that way about Al Pacino. You get to appreciate what an amazing actor when you see what he is like in real life.
@kloakovalimonada
2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronLitz...is exactly what I wanted to say :)
@fvnt0miix953
2 жыл бұрын
Omg that’s such an accurate description! Idk if I like it tho cuz when he acts like that he feels less cool to me 😅
@sandimoo
2 жыл бұрын
One of my friends went out with him as a teenager - she dumped him because he was a terrible kisser!
Next movie of him should be James Bond: Rolling Around With The Queen's Corgis or Taking Care Of The Queen's Corgis 😂
@rachelgilbert3164
2 жыл бұрын
Bark Another Day: The Corgi Footman 🤣
@ThatADHDKid
2 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see that
@7even5ive81
2 жыл бұрын
@@rachelgilbert3164 😂
@robot_spider
2 жыл бұрын
"On Her Majesty's Secret Corgis"
@womanofsubstance8735
2 жыл бұрын
"The Royal Corgi Caper."
I felt like Stephen talked too much on this interview and didn't let Daniel give his full answers.
God bless the Queen 👑
Mr. Colbert many thanks from all of us watching You!!! Thank You for publishing on You Tube I watch You in the morning at 9am when I'm back from night shift. You are like a morning star to me!! Long live and prosper Scotland Aberdeen Mike
This guy must be a very good actor. He is so "un-james-bond"-like that I cannot believe he was the one playing Bond. He seems kinda awkward or something here instead of the Gentleman that Bond (or even the detective from Knives Out) is supposed to be. It shows Daniel is not playing himself when he acts.
@TykusBalrog
2 жыл бұрын
Especially his voice seems so different.
@charlieross-BRM
2 жыл бұрын
He's more like back to the muscular Connery version of Bond. He's rough around the edges; someone brutish stuffed in a tuxedo because it's the job. They were more believable as killers. e.g. Roger Moore played a suave gentleman like he grew up wearing tuxedos.
@VictorGonzalez-vb1gt
2 жыл бұрын
Well, don't ignore the fact that besides being in front of a two level audience can be quite intimidating for anyone, everyone's mental health was tried during these last two years of pandemic. Things have shifted and that's our new reality.
I have been waiting for a new interview of Daniel! Ahhhh
The one and only Daniel Craig. He was fantastic as James Bond and with HM The Queen. So Very British. 🥰
Thank you!
The best James bond ever... your the man Daniel!
That George Michael joke went over everyone’s head.
@tvaholic
2 жыл бұрын
Yes such a shame. I loved that he giggled at his own joke though.
@DMG0011
2 жыл бұрын
Of course, it's a US audience
@db7610
Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a bit of arse punching
He and Weisz seem like a pretty cool couple. You never know of course but they seem to both be very cool and personable.
What a delightful personality
Two of the biggest Liverpool FC fans as guests back to back... Love it.
3:48 best pause I've seen in a long time, let alone in real life.
4:36 pure gold lol and what a wit on stephen’s shoulders
Craig actually seems nervous. I think the warm reception got to him.
@blartversenwaldiii
Жыл бұрын
he's like that in all his interviews, don't worry. he's just a bit dorky
Craig walks out. Every woman swoons and every tailor yells, you grabbed someone else's suit off the rack, Mr. Craig!
@moonshadow4755
2 жыл бұрын
YES.
@ToneTraveler
2 жыл бұрын
They all should be ashamed. He’s a human being, not a sex obj… 😂 can’t finish that one with a straight face. Poor “victim” 😂
@maryloukeenan5628
2 жыл бұрын
Just a bit too fitted, eh?
He seems like an introvert in real life.
He was James Bond and he’s married to Rachel Weisz. I’m very jealous.
@Arfarf69
2 жыл бұрын
Two celebrity couples who are treasures, love them both!
@brandonday2494
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I adore Rachel. Pretty great couple.
@LouPay89
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure we all are 😅
"I'm waiting for an offer from another country" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sahandyousefi2069
2 жыл бұрын
Well he did mention the wrong country
All those dogs Elizabeth has had during her reign must really make them believes she's as immortal as we think she is.
I loved “knives out” . It was so fun, and clever.
CMG stands for Call Me God. The next rank in the Order of St Michael and St John is KCMG (or Kindly Cal Me God) and above that it's GCMG (or God Calls Me God).
@flynnharley2538
2 жыл бұрын
Yes Minister.
@JJVernig
2 жыл бұрын
Looking for this comment! Thx. And off course the order of the Thistle. A commission sits on it.
Very amused at Stephen's question - do the British know "kick butt". Yes of course we do! Although I'm old enough to remember Sean Connery, Mr Craig has become my favourite Bond. No idea who will be the next one, but there's big boots to fill for me. Good luck to whoever...
A really sweet guy and a very good actor (you can tell because he is NOTHING like Bond IRL lol).
“Sounded kind of adult”! Love it! 😹
He has such a comedic/witty talent: I would like to see him as Niles the butler, in a short The Nanny Sketch.
Gotta be one of my favorite Bond's!! He Rocks!!
Miller's Crossing was the first time I saw him on screen and he's been hitting consistently ever since.
@sammygirl6910
2 жыл бұрын
Road to Perdition, he's not in Miller's Crossing.
@blackbird5634
2 жыл бұрын
@@sammygirl6910 are you sure? I could swear he was in that one.
@vincentmutel7313
2 жыл бұрын
He was not in Miller's Crossing. You may be thinking of Steve Buscemi... 😊
@maddog7598
2 жыл бұрын
@@vincentmutel7313 Or Gabriel Byrne
Turns out James Bond was just a documentary this whole time
My Favorite Bond, Ever. And I'm old enough to remember most of them. I haven't seen the newest because FLORIDA, but I do know it will eventually be available streaming because stuck at home is only sane in FLORIDA.
lol, the English Queen. "He's the one who doesn't smile" I couldn't hold myself. It's exactly what I always say about Daniel Craig. He's always so emotionless. But he's English, right? Even this English that the Queen cracks a joke about him. That comment gets him style and him even laughing about it makes me finally like him.
@alan_davis
2 жыл бұрын
I think you're mistaking him for the characters he plays.
@DMG0011
2 жыл бұрын
British Queen, dopey.
@elkpaz560
2 жыл бұрын
I think the joke is that the Queen doesn't smile in photographs - could be wrong.
@Bethi4WFH
2 жыл бұрын
@@elkpaz560 My dear, you ARE wrong! The (our) Queen smiles in nearly every photograph, except where the situation indicates she should not.
Thanks for being the best Bond ever!
Lol. Daniel Craig is the cutest. So adorable. (I'm not sayin he's not good lookin. He's that too.)
@badboyjjd
2 жыл бұрын
Jssssst relax...hes bond...James bond
@gloriaf6971
2 жыл бұрын
He is attractive but far from handsome. Not even cute.
@TheRealDeal130
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah...with a nice 'package' too (beach scene from Casino Royale)!
@gloriaf6971
2 жыл бұрын
@@Earthy.Earthling I said he was attractive. That means he has a pleasant, pleasing appearance. He is not what I would call handsome or cute.We don't have to agree. You see with your eyes and I see with mine!!!
@gloriaf6971
2 жыл бұрын
@@Earthy.Earthling Gag me with a spoon!!!
Yesterday I re-watched ‘Munich’, and he was excellent, but I think he was best as crazy Conor Rooney in ‘The Road to Perdition’.
Humble guy, great actor. 👏🇬🇧🏴
A British never misses his manners; never sit unless the other person's comfortable first...👍👏👏
@nightowlrally
2 жыл бұрын
Manners maketh man.
@MsPinkwolf
Жыл бұрын
Trust me, not all brits are like that (I'm British)
My first and favorite film of Daniel Craig’s is called ENDURING LOVE from 2004. After he briefly crosses paths with a stranger the stranger stalks him but we’re not sure why. It’s the weirdest, creepiest thriller and Daniel Craig going crazy is a fantastic performance.
@paulod27
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, it was pretty good. I preferred his breakthrough gangster movie The Layer Cake. What a great performance he gave in that amazing film.
@JanNan
2 жыл бұрын
I watch him the other day in a rerun of Heartbeat, in one the early episodes
@DanielCraigprivate.
9 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for all the support, I'd wish there's another way to show gratitude other than this my comedown on social status. where are you from
Knives out. Loved it.
His bit with the queen is priceless.!!!!!!!!
So frickin adorable!!!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Bless him so nervous! Constantly playing with his cuff links
He’s really a nice person
Two legends 🤩🤩🤩
Incredible Bond
What a nice guy!
“Go out with a bang” I see what you did there, Stephen
Daniel Craig. Without doubt the best 007 so far.
Inspirational
Happy birthday 🎁 Daniel Craig
The ONE time they numbered these segments was a real tease.
"whether I should be the next Bond-the answer is yes"... 🤭🤭🤭
I love DC!!!
Love him so much and if you Haven't seen Knives Out you are missing out it's amazing!!!!!
If they ever remake The sound of the music , this is the man who should get the role of capt von trapp no doubt
Daniel Was just the Greatest!!! Nobody else came close!!!! Real James Bond!!!!
0:27 The Sidewinder - Lee Morgan 😍😍
I love this James Bond, Daniel Craig is the Best 👍👍👍👍👍👍😀😀😀😀😀😀
Considering he's the get-shit-done, kill-heavy Bond, Craig is one hell of a dude.
What a talented good guy
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