I’m Farmer Jerry and this will really help me practice! Thanks!!!

Thank you and it went so well that we are going to competition with it!!

I am Mary Sue Betty bob and this was very helpful

@awags3213

8 жыл бұрын

+Clare Mula I'm glad! I hope the play goes/went well.

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EDWINA Now, THIS is a problem I can certainly relate to. It’s important to save for a rainy day. And when I forgot how important this is, I sing myself a little tune taught by my 􏰂fteenth cousin twice removed, Mary Sue Betty Bob Spoonapple... MARY SUE BETTY BOB Why, Mary Sue Betty Bob, is that you? WOO0-WHHHEEE! EDWINA SHO-NUFF! MARY SUE BETTY BOB EDWINA You must be on your way to the Michigan State Fair! Betty Bob, come on up and introduce yourself to the folks! MARY SUE BETTY BOB HOWDEE, MAW! HOWDEE, PAW! HOWDEE, PAW PAW! EDWINA I just love that song you used to play me on your banjo, Now, how’d that little tune go? (MARY SUE puts on a straw hat and sings. The GIRLS play back-up girls, and the BOYS play the pigs.) PUT IT IN THE PIGGY MARY SUE BETTY BOB IF YOU LOOK INSIDE YOUR WALLET OR YOUR BANK BOOK, OF YOUR PURSE AND YOU FIND, HOW SHALL WE SAY... THE CUPBOARD’S BARE. THERE’S A LESSON YOU SHOULD FOLLOW THAT AT FIRST IS HARD TO SWALLOW BUT IN TIME, YOU’LL LEARN TO USE WITH STYLE AND FLARIR. GIRLS STYLE AND FLAIR MARY SUE BETTY BOB IT’S A LESSON THAT I LEARNED FROM ALL MY YEARS DOWN ON THE FARM IN THE ROLLING CORNFIELDS OUT IN ILLINOIS. GIRLS ILLINOIS MARY SUE BETTY BOB FARMER JERRY SAID TO ME: FARMER JERRY IF YOU’RE OFF TO THE CITEEE HERE’S A PIECE OF FARM ADVICE YOU SHOULD EMPLOY. SUUUUUEEEE! GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY! PIGS SNORT! SNORT! GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY! PIGS SNORT! SNORT! GIRLS IF YOU DO, YOUR SAVINGS WILL BE BIGGY. PIGS SNORT! SNORT! BIGGY, BIGGY, BIGGY! GIRLS IF YOU WATCH YOUR SPENDING PIGS SNORT! SNORT! GIRLS THERE WILL BE A HAPPY ENDING PIGS SNORT! SNORT! GIRLS YOU’LL HAVE LOTS OF MONEY IF YOU LISTEN TO ME HONEY AND YOU PUT IT IN THE PIGGY WITH ME. PIGS SNORT! MARY SUE BETTY BOB FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU’RE HOLDING YOUR ALLOWANCE IN YOUR HAND, AND YOU’RE PASSING BY YOUR FAVORITE CANDY STORE. GIRLS FAVORITE STORE. MARY SUE BETTY BOB THOUGH YOU’RE SAVING FOR A BASEBALL GLOVE YOU’VE WANTED ALL YEAR LONG, YOU CAN SEE THOSE JU-JU-BEES YOU JUST ADORE. GIRLS YUM! MARY SUE BETTY BOB AND YOU GO UP TO THE COUNTERTOP AND TO YOURSELF YOU SAY, “I DESERVE THESE JU-JU-BEES, I REALLY DO.” GIRLS OF COURSE YOU DO! AH! AH! AH! AH! MARY SUE BETTY BOB A VISION MAY APPEAR. IT’S FARMER JERRY LOUD AND CLEAR, SAYING: FARMER JERRY I WOULD PUT THOSE BACK IF I WAS YOU... WHAT THE HECK’S A JU-JU-BEE? GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY! FARMER JERRY DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT? GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY! FARMER JERRY I DON’T THINK SO! GIRLS PUT ASIDE SOME CASH NOW. PIGS SNORT! SNORT! GIRLS START A LITTLE STASH NOW. PIGS SNORT! SNORT! GIRLS IF YOU’RE CAREFUL WITH A NICKEL THEN YOU WON’T GET IN A PICKLE IF YOU PUT IT IN THE PIGGY WITH ME. THAT’S A REALLY LOVELY SWEATER. LET’S GO OUT AND SEE A SHOW. ALL THE GIRLS ARE MEETING FOR MINIATURE GOLF AND WE REALLY REALLY WANT TO GO. PIGS WEEEEEEEEEEEE! FARMER JERRY DON’T FORGET YOUR FRIENDS ON THE FARM. PIGS OINK! FARMER JERRY FUN SHOULDN’T COST YOU A LEG AND AN ARM! COMPANY PICK THE THING YOU WANT MOST OR SAVINGS WILL BE TOAST. GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY! PIGS MOOOOTUAL FUNDS! GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY! PIGS BAAAHNDS! GIRLS IF YOU DO, YOUR SAVINGS WILL BE BIGGY. PIGS SNORT! SNORT! BIGGY, BIGGY, BIGGY! GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY. FARMER JERRY DON’T SPEND LIKE A DORK! GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY. FARMER JERRY ELIMINATE PORK! GIRLS YOU’LL HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY IF YOU LISTEN TO ME HONEY AND YOU PUT IT IN THE PIGGY WITH ME. FARMER JERRY HAM IT UP! GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY WITH ME. FARMER JERRY NOW YOU’RE BACON. GIRLS PUT IT IN THE PIGGY WITH ME! FARMER JERRY HERE COMES THE PIG FINISH... COMPANY SNORT!

@grace1742

5 жыл бұрын

sorry thats super messy i copied it from the script but u get the idea lol

@Ucancry12

Жыл бұрын

Lil

If you look inside your wallet, or your bank book, or your purse And you find, how shall we say, the cupboard's bare There's a lesson you should follow that at first is hard to swallow But in time you'll learn to use with style and flare (style and flare) It's a lesson that I learned from all my years down on the farm in the rolling cornfields out in Illinois (Illinois) Farmer Jerry said to me, "If you're off to the city, here's a piece of farm advice you should employ." Souieeee! Put it in the piggy (snort snort) Put it in the piggy (snort snort) If you do your savings will be biggy (snort snort) Biggy, biggy, biggy If you watch your spending (snort snort) There will be a happy ending (snort snort) You'll have lots and lots of money if you listen to me, honey, and you put it in the piggy with me (Snort) For example, if you're holding your allowance in your hand and you're passing by your favorite candy store (favorite store) Though you're saving for a baseball glove you've wanted all year long You can see those Jujubes you just adore (yum!) And you go up to the countertop and to yourself you say, "I deserve these Jujubes! I really do!" (Of course you do) A vision may appear It's Farmer Jerry loud and clear saying, "I would put those back if I was you." What the heck's a Jujube? Put it in the piggy (do you really need that?) Put it in the piggy (I don't think so) If you do your life will be less wiggy (snort snort) Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy Put aside some cash now (snort snort) Start a little stash now (snort snort) If you're careful with a nickel, then you won't get in a pickle if you put it in the piggy with me That's a really lovely sweater Let's go out and see a show All the girls admitted for miniature golf, and we really really want you to go (snort) Don't forget your friends on the farm (snort) Buyin' shouldn't cost you a leg and an arm (snort) Take the thing you want the most, or your savings will be toast Put it in the piggy (moo-tual funds) Put it in the piggy (baah-nds) If you do your savings will be biggy (snort snort) Biggy, biggy, biggy Put it in the piggy (don't spend like a dork) Put it in the piggy (eliminate pork) You'll have lots and lots of money if you listen to me, honey, and you put it in the piggy with me (ham it up!) Put it in the piggy with me (now you're bacon) Put it in the piggy with me! (You reap what you sow) Here comes the pig finish!