PUNS & JOKES ~ Stream Highlights
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Join the community on Twitch here: / jasonparadise | This is a collection of puns and jokes from the community over the last month. Let me know your thoughts on this video in the comments! Would love to know what you liked, didn't like, and if you'd like to see more videos like this in the future. 🤘
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That "tee-hee" caught me off guard.
@vetleallum2965
3 жыл бұрын
Thats extra funny if you know who Jared Dines are 🙂
Lessons: Don't trust $5 donations Don't drink while getting a donation
@WillStowe00
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
“Oh god I couldn’t swallow”
@AwayAFK
6 жыл бұрын
Hamad Almansour … that’s what she said
@itsyaboy624
5 жыл бұрын
Hamad Almansour Indeed 👌
@goldensky9953
5 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said
@TRAVISHERE002
4 жыл бұрын
Mama didn't raise no quitter jason
@DrewMcgough
3 жыл бұрын
That is indeed what she said
*T e e H e e*
@piter4595
6 жыл бұрын
Pat4lifeu *D O O hoo*
@Djay_B
5 жыл бұрын
*D o o o o o o d i e*
@JediJess1
5 жыл бұрын
OMFG I almost got a heart attack from Text-to-Speech saying that!
Most of the time, Jason is taking a drink of something when a pun and/or joke is made. Coincidence? :thinking emoji:
@Ch4pp13
6 жыл бұрын
Vulgari mkay coincidence? I think not. Gilarious? Yes. Hotel? Trivago.
@JordanW9232
6 жыл бұрын
I was actually just about to say that like, he is choosing the worst time to take a drink.
@yaboycyn
6 жыл бұрын
🤔
@orcunsen6514
6 жыл бұрын
He drinks after pausing the game, I mean, it is his only break except after the song ends, so he is using his game-free time to drink :)
@Skyrunner210
6 жыл бұрын
Coincidence? 🤔 *I THINK NOT*
Jason is not pleased, he's not even mad, he just has the look of pure disappointment
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
@wagner-tr5uv
6 жыл бұрын
Hunter i knew it
@Trollgaming1987
6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797
5 жыл бұрын
Tee hee
@blueshell292
5 жыл бұрын
Crowley would approve.
The invisible drink at 6:20 tho
@Cirvjakaac1
6 жыл бұрын
Tee hee :D
@ThePikaPlayer
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cirvjakaac1 he finna be drinking the air
@Fuzy2K
2 жыл бұрын
Chroma-Cola
OH GOD!!!! IT'S CARRY ON MY WAYWARD PUNS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!
@AeonAxisProductions
6 жыл бұрын
i aint even mad
"A reptile dysfunction" Seconds later "I couldn't swallow"
My god, that last one was superb.
@frank144p4
6 жыл бұрын
tee hee
@admiraltonydawning3847
6 жыл бұрын
Mind explaining?
@sumnorsumn6212
6 жыл бұрын
Soup-erb
@irishmanrants89
6 жыл бұрын
That SOAD joke made me irri-table.
@sephjnr
5 жыл бұрын
@@admiraltonydawning3847 "Trust in my self-righteous suicide" is a System Of A Down lyric from 'Chop Suey'.
"That's almost offensive considering ive been said that I look like Jesus... Really CROSSING the line." REALLY BOI!!!
@JasonParadise
6 жыл бұрын
Oops.
Hello *woah* ? *woah machine b r o k e* Jason: Hold my beer *3 woah Guitar Hero songs*
I was fine until "Self-Righteous Soup and Sides." I still can't breathe.
@Trevor-ti8ot
6 жыл бұрын
TheAncientOmega yea.. sorry if my jokes almost killed you.. they tend to have some toxicity to them :D
@romanthegambler6966
5 жыл бұрын
@@somewhomst psychosocial network it is
@sephjnr
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't think that was funny at all. You fed me lies from the tablecloth.
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the last one with the soup? I don't get it and I can't even understand what they are saying.😕
@1mariomaniac
4 жыл бұрын
I was fine until *tee hee*
1:30 is so much funnier than it should be. I'm in tears here.
@Hellscrap3r
6 жыл бұрын
His reaction sells it for me.
I'm surprised the "no punchline" joke didn't get added. That one was amazing.
Why did the DRUMMER of System of a Down to into the restaurant business? He made excellent Chop Suey.
@michaelpopowich5095
7 ай бұрын
I got one if Lars of Metallica was a faulty android wouldn't that make him hardwired to self destruct lol teehee
What do you call a bunch of cows leaning against a fence? Lean beef.
Most people:UUUGGHHHH.... Me(an intellectual): WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
Chop Suey will never be the same for me
That face he made when he said the balloon pun was like "please kill me."
*T E E H E E , D A D D Y*
These puns are gold. I'm surprised there aren't any more of these compilations floating around.
My favorite pun is "The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange in the same glass is going to get a punch."
the self righteous soup and sides got me
Wait. You play other things besides guitar hero?! Wht is this nonesense
“Almost CROSSing the line there. Agh, JESUS.“ Oh Jason, oh Jason...
I can't stop watching this part 6:15 - 6:45 ,LONG LIVE TO TEEHEE!
I can't stop coming back to this video. The puns are mostly mediocre but your reactions to them are priceless lmao
I just love these x) Glad you finally got the time to make this compilation :D
"self righteous soup and sides" looks like it actually hurt the lad.
This pleases me very much. ^_^ And it's very beautiful that this community is this funny as well.
De Ja Moo THE FEELING THAT YOU'VE HEARD THIS BULL BEFORE
@PrinceOfTheTimelords
4 жыл бұрын
I went to sea food disco I pulled a muscle
For a moment I was worried my lack of internet lately would keep me out of this video.. nope. You're all welcome for your PUNishment >:D
I love twitch pun wars.
@martenwulf
5 жыл бұрын
They leave you twitching.
You know a pun is good when someone's reaction is "OH. MY GOD." (4:17)
Oh man, I watched this again and again. It was so hysterical, lmao. Jason I think you need to hold off on takin a drink when those tips come in or you're just gonna make a mess of things, lol. :D
I loved the sticky notes joke i passed out 😂😂😂
DUDE A GOOD FEW OF THESE GOT ME
I'm not laughing at the jokes, I'm laughing at your reactions.
All of these puns are crazy! I love it.
7:30 Observe, the very moment Jason's soul cried out in agony.
2:49 That moment when Jason added to the pun
I so need more of these
Truuuuuuuuuuust in myyyy self righteous sooouuuup and sieieids
Don't worry, there'll be peace when you are pun, don't you cry no more
I loved all of these. I am so using them
"Because you need a Paradise to play" So true.
This is beautiful
8:12 The moment Jason figured the pun out.
Holy shit Jason! You are a true national treasure and an amazing person!
Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "can you put me up for the night?"
Jason has that contagious smile
Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.
@jotting2349
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
*MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE!!* AAAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD
I smashed the like button at the dice joke around 9 minutes😂👌🏻
And where do you put those self-righteous soup and sides? ON THE TABLE!
That first one 😂😂😂
I'm famous!! Mum I made it on a youtube compilation mum!!! do you love me now???
@Trevor-ti8ot
6 жыл бұрын
eddie-head01 :D
7:40 That reminds me of a scene in Futurama where the professor says "I don't want to live on this planet anymore". Anybody else know what I'm talking about?
@ThunderDragonRandy
6 жыл бұрын
Lord of Keks yes xD
@1mariomaniac
4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was what he was referencing...
YES!!! My hype on this vid was so real. I just love when people just hate and loves their people Tehe
My god when it says teehee it's hilarious that sounds so
@adamkaban8507
5 жыл бұрын
puny
Nostalgia to back when I found you.
I thought when I heard the teehee that it said daddy, and the Jason choked. And I thought daddy choked
Teehee
MOARRRRRRRRRRRR PUNS PLEASE 😂
I guess you can say that last pun was "superb"
[DRINKING GAME] Take a shot every time a pun is said.
I really enjoy these can you make more?
On the last one i expected something like "because he had many tables"
The next one needs to be called "A Trevor Montage"
It's probably easy to "spot" a leopard anyway.
Expected a table joke on the last one
@martenwulf
5 жыл бұрын
They swept it under the table.
The last one almost killed me xD
Jason is rock jesus.
7:40 is my existence
we need a best twitch lady moments, any teehees and doooodeedoodeedoos included
I almost feel bad for you, concerning the puns.
@martenwulf
5 жыл бұрын
So........ you might go as far as calling it a punishment?
Chop suey will never be the same now
"You need a Par'a'dise to play" XD
7:22 Someone owes me a new lung.
Ohhh i have to see yours streams xD i am gonna follow you on twicht!
hang in there, man..
-Jason has left the server-
5:34 Jared Dines anyone?
Pretty much a Trevor001100 compilation XD
DAMNIT JASON
Jason is the ginger Jesus 🙏
Error Paradise • Jason.exe has stopped working
man 2 years ago this happened with carry on my wayword pun
How does the text to, speech decide when to pause what they're saying in between the words i don't, understand it
That last pun u looked so mad
Trust in my self righteous soup and sides
Where are the puns from this? Carry on my Wayward Son. There'll be peace when you are pun.
BWAAAAAANNNNN
You'll always be my Jesus m8
Can you do a video on helium
I'm surprised that SOAD joke didn't even mention tables.
He says he looks like Jesus, but i think he looks like a young Bobby Singer (from Supernatural)
I found the golden nugget!