Pump Those Numbers Up | A 40k Parody Webcomic Dub

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Poor show Lorgar, poor show.
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  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 Жыл бұрын

    How many of The Emperor's perpetual followers left him, not because of philosophical differences, but because he wouldn't stop quoting movies from tens of thousands of years before that nobody else recognized?

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx

    @Aceshot-uu7yx

    Жыл бұрын

    At least Johnny space did.

  • @56Scratch

    @56Scratch

    Жыл бұрын

    New headcanon, Big E is a massive movie buff after watching Macaldor's secret media stash.

  • @MrJara1018

    @MrJara1018

    Жыл бұрын

    3

  • @ollanius_papyrus80
    @ollanius_papyrus80 Жыл бұрын

    “Look at your brothers guilliman and konrad, their numbers are…. Are…” “On second thought, maybe don’t look at Konrad.”

  • @doctorcorvus1319
    @doctorcorvus1319 Жыл бұрын

    Ya know, he look more intimidating in a simple suit then his golden armor

  • @MrRawrCEO
    @MrRawrCEO Жыл бұрын

    "Yeah but dad...the planets I conquer are ultra loyal and productive...quality is just as good as quantity right?" "Oh Lorgar...If I let Angron's friends die in front of him, forced Magnus to give up the ONE thing he was good at (and designed for), and gave Perturabo all the shit jobs instead of having him use his autistic genius to clear out the depths of Mars or something..." "What...the actual fuck...makes you think...I would make a REASONABLE decision with YOU?" :) "...I want a new dad 😢" "How about four?"

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx

    @Aceshot-uu7yx

    Жыл бұрын

    "But muh atheism" said the emperor as he called guilliman to spank lorgar for him.

  • @timtamthemememan5094

    @timtamthemememan5094

    8 ай бұрын

    Big man was under some massive time constraints and was already 250 years behind schedule.

  • @OccultistResearcher

    @OccultistResearcher

    5 ай бұрын

    well, 3 dads and a... something

  • @bunkerdunker71
    @bunkerdunker71 Жыл бұрын

    and here you thought your boss was asking too much...

  • @acrux1918
    @acrux1918 Жыл бұрын

    Wh- where is alpharius? This artist always includes him in these posts.

  • @56Scratch

    @56Scratch

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe the true alpharius was inside us all along...

  • @marcus4046

    @marcus4046

    Жыл бұрын

    *emperor takes off his face* IT WAS I!

  • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68

    @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68

    Жыл бұрын

    Who do you think is holding the camera?

  • @catfoodbob1

    @catfoodbob1

    Жыл бұрын

    Alpharius disguised as lorgar

  • @unknowndragon3736

    @unknowndragon3736

    Жыл бұрын

    Alpharius was busy infiltrating the alpha legion

  • @xzenitramx666
    @xzenitramx666 Жыл бұрын

    The manperor sure was a memer back on the day.

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 Жыл бұрын

    Chart says Luna Wolves Ultramarines Blood angels Death Guard (I think) World Eaters A bunch of legions I can't see past big E Thousand Sons Word Bearers

  • @dziku2222
    @dziku2222 Жыл бұрын

    Love the drawing style. Simple, accurate, funny.

  • @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
    @renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 Жыл бұрын

    Easy for him to say...

  • @erwannthietart3602

    @erwannthietart3602

    Жыл бұрын

    Well not really it did take him a few thousand years to get the most powerfull planet by far of Humanity called Terra

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx

    @Aceshot-uu7yx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@erwannthietart3602 true. The main diffrence is the emperor is a god level being at this time with no mercy. He had little concept of sympathy for humanity and was just willing to let the survivors fear him. As lion put it "it is better to be feared then respected for one is the liar of the mind, while the other is the truth of the heart".

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos Жыл бұрын

    Quick question! On the chart in the background, who's the one with the biggest numbers? I can't tell which legion that symbol is for. Nitpick: is that chart lore accurate? Great upload btw, thank you!

  • @cingkrayz1959

    @cingkrayz1959

    Жыл бұрын

    Looks like a heart in a circle, maybe a lost Primarch?

  • @Zekrom249

    @Zekrom249

    Жыл бұрын

    Top 5 goes as followed from 1 to 5: Luna Wolves, Ultramarines, Blood Angels, Death Guard, World Eaters.

  • @zanthimos

    @zanthimos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Zekrom249 nice!! thank you!

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx

    @Aceshot-uu7yx

    Жыл бұрын

    In lore if I remember correctly the first legion would leave planets in ruin. So by the logic of a ruin is free, they claimed the most amount of worlds.

  • @sonofjack6286

    @sonofjack6286

    Жыл бұрын

    Luna Wolves is at the top. They're favorite method was a quick strike to decapitate the enemy leadership and take care of the rest of the body as it falls apart, with Imperial Army forces doing a good amount of that work.

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman6 ай бұрын

    Love from a SoundWitch and Vaush fan!

  • @Paludion
    @Paludion Жыл бұрын

    Good choice for the music at the end.

  • @thibaultl1956

    @thibaultl1956

    Жыл бұрын

    It's rare to encounter another Thibault in the wild

  • @trinstonmichaels7062
    @trinstonmichaels7062 Жыл бұрын

    Trinston was here. .

  • @skumomcbee9280
    @skumomcbee9280 Жыл бұрын

    the nametag xD

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion Жыл бұрын

    The Ultramarines are only 2nd? HERESY!!!

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx

    @Aceshot-uu7yx

    Жыл бұрын

    Suck it smurfs. Matt ward can't help you now.

  • @michasalamon8315
    @michasalamon8315 Жыл бұрын

    So Horus was First. Guiliman second, and Lion third. Make sense considering Horus was first and had most time to conquer worlds. While Guiliman had most marines and Lion the best weapons.

  • @Aceshot-uu7yx

    @Aceshot-uu7yx

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually in the beginning of the crusade the first legion wad the largest. They stopped being after a very, very costly campaign. They also had the fastest tactics for conquering worlds. Leave it nearly uninhabitable so they came into the imperium. Guilliman also did this but he would not go as far as the first did so in terms of violence at one extreme you have lorgar and magnus who are going slow, in the middle would be people like guiliman and dorn who are pretty violent but making good progress sbecause of their resources and then lion turning planets into dark future.

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    Жыл бұрын

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    Жыл бұрын

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    @larryadolf6992

    Жыл бұрын

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    @susanlanez6918

    Жыл бұрын

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