Pump Those Numbers Up | A 40k Parody Webcomic Dub
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Poor show Lorgar, poor show.
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How many of The Emperor's perpetual followers left him, not because of philosophical differences, but because he wouldn't stop quoting movies from tens of thousands of years before that nobody else recognized?
@Aceshot-uu7yx
Жыл бұрын
At least Johnny space did.
@56Scratch
Жыл бұрын
New headcanon, Big E is a massive movie buff after watching Macaldor's secret media stash.
@MrJara1018
Жыл бұрын
3
“Look at your brothers guilliman and konrad, their numbers are…. Are…” “On second thought, maybe don’t look at Konrad.”
Ya know, he look more intimidating in a simple suit then his golden armor
"Yeah but dad...the planets I conquer are ultra loyal and productive...quality is just as good as quantity right?" "Oh Lorgar...If I let Angron's friends die in front of him, forced Magnus to give up the ONE thing he was good at (and designed for), and gave Perturabo all the shit jobs instead of having him use his autistic genius to clear out the depths of Mars or something..." "What...the actual fuck...makes you think...I would make a REASONABLE decision with YOU?" :) "...I want a new dad 😢" "How about four?"
@Aceshot-uu7yx
Жыл бұрын
"But muh atheism" said the emperor as he called guilliman to spank lorgar for him.
@timtamthemememan5094
8 ай бұрын
Big man was under some massive time constraints and was already 250 years behind schedule.
@OccultistResearcher
5 ай бұрын
well, 3 dads and a... something
and here you thought your boss was asking too much...
Wh- where is alpharius? This artist always includes him in these posts.
@56Scratch
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the true alpharius was inside us all along...
@marcus4046
Жыл бұрын
*emperor takes off his face* IT WAS I!
@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
Жыл бұрын
Who do you think is holding the camera?
@catfoodbob1
Жыл бұрын
Alpharius disguised as lorgar
@unknowndragon3736
Жыл бұрын
Alpharius was busy infiltrating the alpha legion
The manperor sure was a memer back on the day.
Chart says Luna Wolves Ultramarines Blood angels Death Guard (I think) World Eaters A bunch of legions I can't see past big E Thousand Sons Word Bearers
Love the drawing style. Simple, accurate, funny.
Easy for him to say...
@erwannthietart3602
Жыл бұрын
Well not really it did take him a few thousand years to get the most powerfull planet by far of Humanity called Terra
@Aceshot-uu7yx
Жыл бұрын
@@erwannthietart3602 true. The main diffrence is the emperor is a god level being at this time with no mercy. He had little concept of sympathy for humanity and was just willing to let the survivors fear him. As lion put it "it is better to be feared then respected for one is the liar of the mind, while the other is the truth of the heart".
Quick question! On the chart in the background, who's the one with the biggest numbers? I can't tell which legion that symbol is for. Nitpick: is that chart lore accurate? Great upload btw, thank you!
@cingkrayz1959
Жыл бұрын
Looks like a heart in a circle, maybe a lost Primarch?
@Zekrom249
Жыл бұрын
Top 5 goes as followed from 1 to 5: Luna Wolves, Ultramarines, Blood Angels, Death Guard, World Eaters.
@zanthimos
Жыл бұрын
@@Zekrom249 nice!! thank you!
@Aceshot-uu7yx
Жыл бұрын
In lore if I remember correctly the first legion would leave planets in ruin. So by the logic of a ruin is free, they claimed the most amount of worlds.
@sonofjack6286
Жыл бұрын
Luna Wolves is at the top. They're favorite method was a quick strike to decapitate the enemy leadership and take care of the rest of the body as it falls apart, with Imperial Army forces doing a good amount of that work.
Love from a SoundWitch and Vaush fan!
Good choice for the music at the end.
@thibaultl1956
Жыл бұрын
It's rare to encounter another Thibault in the wild
Trinston was here. .
the nametag xD
The Ultramarines are only 2nd? HERESY!!!
@Aceshot-uu7yx
Жыл бұрын
Suck it smurfs. Matt ward can't help you now.
So Horus was First. Guiliman second, and Lion third. Make sense considering Horus was first and had most time to conquer worlds. While Guiliman had most marines and Lion the best weapons.
@Aceshot-uu7yx
Жыл бұрын
Actually in the beginning of the crusade the first legion wad the largest. They stopped being after a very, very costly campaign. They also had the fastest tactics for conquering worlds. Leave it nearly uninhabitable so they came into the imperium. Guilliman also did this but he would not go as far as the first did so in terms of violence at one extreme you have lorgar and magnus who are going slow, in the middle would be people like guiliman and dorn who are pretty violent but making good progress sbecause of their resources and then lion turning planets into dark future.
Market cycle still hasn't met its balance,
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Жыл бұрын
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@adrianadestino6420
Жыл бұрын
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@larryadolf6992
Жыл бұрын
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Жыл бұрын
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