You cannot escape cringe from vampire fics ( ok maybe some ) so i tried to add many jokes as I can and I hope it worked-

Com'on guys we're going to Yeehaw Mountain 🏃💨💨

Me think about this the whole time:

idk if this is banana slug x y/n or this is y/n x haikyuu 🤔

I just really love how you make the banana slug’s personality. It’s just... He’s mean and all but he still care for y/n and it’s just 😚

coming back to this masterpiece and just realized that the "you smell good" by Shoyo actually meant that y/n's blood smells amazing...

OK BUT WHEN AKAASHI SAID “disaster is gonna happen in 3 seconds” then eita said 3,2,1 THEN MY SCHOOL ALARM RANG SISHSJSJJAJAW LIKE THAT THE MOMENT HE SAID 3

That's not a banana Slug, that's just Tsukii in a slug disguise ✋🏻👁️👄👁️

Lol I cracked because of the first line "YEEHAW MOUNTAIN" lel

I just love the romance between The Legend Banana Slug and Y/N please I love it 😔✋💕

Not me simping for the banana slug fr T0T

Mr.Banana slug (that is what I will call him) :

HOL UP!

Y/N: I don't believe in super natural stuff

Me waiting for the moment BAe 🐌 show up to those “stranger” just broke into my house

24:24

UNCLE NA, MY SLUG IS MY BAE

When all the guys were coming in I was like:

the way i was thinking abt Suna through the video and then he appeared behind me😏🤚🏻

YOU BANANA SLUG STOP, I GIVE YOU SO MUCH LOVE! YET YOU HURT MY HEART.