マンボウPです。僕の代表曲である「粘着系男子の15年ネチネチ」の小説版をこちらで無料連載中です！ぜひ読んでみてください！kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452219867217357

@imdeaf8851

Жыл бұрын

Главный герой похож на меня

@user-qh7yk3fb2n

Жыл бұрын

たまたま見たら17時間前？！

@嘘です

Жыл бұрын

読みます( ´ཫ`)読みます( ´ཫ`)絶対読みます( ´ཫ`)

@alikhanzarubay5215

Жыл бұрын

can someone tell me the translation pleaseeeeeee

@statz3697

Жыл бұрын

@@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it

She: Will you marry me? He: Geometry Time

@dayesdesigns7049

4 жыл бұрын

he geometry timed the marriage in half

@Megaswaglord

4 жыл бұрын

@@dayesdesigns7049 he geometry timed the money after the divorce in half 🤣😢

@Yellow_Beatle

4 жыл бұрын

vinicius pontarolo florencio de faria смешно

@NezoIsTaken

4 жыл бұрын

*I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE FOR ME AND her*

@BAIDEA

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yellow_Beatle ГЕОМЕТРИ ТАЙМ

Child: How did you meet Mom? Dad: Geometry.

@CRH-391

4 жыл бұрын

"thanks dad." "no problem geometry time"

@derwahreredi

4 жыл бұрын

... Dash

@akmalidham

4 жыл бұрын

It's simply geometry my dear Watson

@redefri9962

4 жыл бұрын

hah!👌👍

@joannamysluk8623

4 жыл бұрын

"And you are the afterMATH of our relationship."

"The reason I got into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you" Mathematician rizz

@P_I_G_G_A

Ай бұрын

Even tho in this video the most basic geometry is used, this line goes hard af

@azmua861

12 күн бұрын

up

@cookeyd5984

11 күн бұрын

Bro is a Rizzmatician

Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime

@KarkatMaritime

Ай бұрын

Я подумал точно так же.

@redcowboys3167

Ай бұрын

Not really geometry but "Science fell in love so I tried to prove it" kinda follows what you want.

@user-qb3gm4pu2m

Ай бұрын

Its so funny for real

@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg

Ай бұрын

mangakas, start making notes

@alysiannnn8274

Ай бұрын

​@@redcowboys3167loved that manga, it's essentially two math majors rizzing each other up

"The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you" That shit hit different

@lopezcamry

4 жыл бұрын

I'm using this to review for my midterm

@justinodonnell4393

4 жыл бұрын

This hit in a perpendicular line to my heart

@lemonaides3434

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah felt that😂

@chonkycat9224

4 жыл бұрын

*Pick up lines for people who like math-*

@69mviewsnt

4 жыл бұрын

that shit gives me butterflies tho

"The reason I got into mathematics is so I could find the shortest distance to you" im crying

@SaikuriNns

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@luna_yu7484

4 жыл бұрын

269 likes if you dare ruin this i will.... do nothing honestly IDC just NOICE

@x-lord0000

4 жыл бұрын

This is golden

@moondragon2502

4 жыл бұрын

I'm crying too

@20.samuderabagas57

4 жыл бұрын

basically me lol

Can’t believe our maths teacher actually showed us this 😭😭💀

@gardenagnostic

Ай бұрын

lucky!

@blakksheep736

29 күн бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@omegadadragon

22 күн бұрын

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

@thatrandomweeb

10 күн бұрын

Rare math teacher W

@Pitufichingada

4 күн бұрын

YOUR TEACHER IS THE BEST

「ケーキがぐちゃぐちゃだから」てことをわざわざ歌詞に入れることで全く乙女心分かってないこと表現するの好きなんだなぁ

@bea_chan

9 ай бұрын

説明する？

@user-mv8ro3zf2n

8 ай бұрын

作図しよう

“Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of cake” I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

@oddhuman5801

4 жыл бұрын

The Catalyst more likes for you

@eluclid

4 жыл бұрын

Everytime i look at his comment it makes me chuckle

@tsuumiki-tc6fi

4 жыл бұрын

こにちわ🙃😒😒

@Mewongus

4 жыл бұрын

@@tsuumiki-tc6fi こんにちは

@myluciusdemon

4 жыл бұрын

So u mean that ur chubby?

"ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself" Omg I can't

@greenpanda575

4 жыл бұрын

Turtle Boi200 lol

@ms.violet7930

4 жыл бұрын

And with the expressions facr he made😂

@chrishansen1842

4 жыл бұрын

_"She offered half but I already ate 80% of it so I'm good."_ **insert guy looking at butterfly meme** Me: Is this a Chad?

@user-cy1bk3eg5u

4 жыл бұрын

Heh

@WildHeart378

4 жыл бұрын

This man has the same seduction level as mine

As someone who got romantic relationships destroyed because of liking physics, geometry, math, microbiology and chemistry, i can say this song is truly awesome

@user-shashaaa

Жыл бұрын

🥺

@user-kw8vt2dt1d

Жыл бұрын

What exactly happened?

@guerun

Жыл бұрын

✊😔

@floppysquid2036

Жыл бұрын

@@user-kw8vt2dt1d blud got hit with the L + ratio + no maidens

@omdano6432

Жыл бұрын

@@floppysquid2036 Linear + golden ratio + maidens of a null quant

答えが女の子の髪飾りについてる「三角」でも「バツ」でもなく「マル」なのが最高にエモい

@user-oj8lt5sn1l

4 ай бұрын

めっちゃ昔のコメントに返信するのもアレだけど最後にコンパスを差し出す行為が丸を描くコンパスだからこそYESっていう答えになるのかぁって一人で余韻に浸ってた

@user-mv2ez1bt3k

4 ай бұрын

@@user-oj8lt5sn1l全然関係なくて申し訳ないんやけど、まだ聴いてる人居たんだと思って嬉しくなった()

@user-js1yb6vp8t

3 ай бұрын

@@user-mv2ez1bt3k もっと関係ないワイが北まだ聞いてるやで

Her: "Talk dirty to me." Him: "Your legs are spread in an obtuse angle at 103°"

@vutranoannguyen885

4 жыл бұрын

It would be 180° :D

@fantasticnipples8423

4 жыл бұрын

@@vutranoannguyen885 No. No matter how hard you try, unless you're flexible, your legs will never bend into a straight line when spread. Besides, it's sex, not yoga, no need to rip yourself in half

@chiriruz1260

4 жыл бұрын

sexually and mathematically roasted

@reddemon3403

4 жыл бұрын

Cherille Gachaz 😂

@brandonclarke436

4 жыл бұрын

I just found the perpendicular line of our parallel waists 😩😩😩😩

"The only reason i got into math was so i could find the shortest distance to you" I seriously wanna use this pickup line but i suck at math

@mamozanettin

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously wanna use it but I have others that take priority

@sleepybutter9549

4 жыл бұрын

I am sort of good at math so I guess I could use it. But I'd probably stutter before even saying the second word.

@itsme8049

4 жыл бұрын

Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.

@Alex-xp8wl

4 жыл бұрын

Well maybe just change it to "The only reason i try geometry is to find the shortest distance to you"

@FPSGuy100

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh just take the derivative, it’s easy

"丸を書く"道具であるコンパスを差し出すの、マジで天才の発想だと思う

@user-ou7zf1pm5b

Ай бұрын

どうゆうことですか？

@sugokuhigasi

Ай бұрын

@@user-ou7zf1pm5b最後らへんの「好きだと言った」に対して、「答えは1つ」でコンパスを差し出す →告白にOKの返事 という解釈です(あくまでも私の) めちゃ洒落てて好きだなという⋯⋯

@user-bz3sh5os3g

Ай бұрын

その解釈めっちゃ好き

@user-ou7zf1pm5b

Ай бұрын

@@sugokuhigasi あー、そうゆうことですか！めっちゃ納得です。

@NN-ex4hc

Ай бұрын

最高の解釈

最後に告白して女の子がコンパス(丸を書く)拾って こちらこそ みたいな感じなのほんと好き

I love how he messed up the cake and immediately tried erasing his whole childhood

@sarahmellinger8125

3 жыл бұрын

I mean do you expect math man to have social skills

@ashar2706

3 жыл бұрын

I think its cause, she left disappointed

@PillarofWind

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@weirdoscreation

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahmellinger8125 for real :/

@enanan6458

3 жыл бұрын

Man I would too If that happened to me

My mom said everyone had a beautiful side I guess I’m a circle.

@dandelionfieldss

3 жыл бұрын

That means you have infinite positive sides!

@riccipeasy

3 жыл бұрын

@@dandelionfieldss such a positive thinker

@eliezioneto8054

3 жыл бұрын

@@riccipeasy that's his mom with a fake account

@SunshineRey

3 жыл бұрын

You’re not a circle, you’re a sphere, cause no matter where we look, you always look nice.

@eliezioneto8054

3 жыл бұрын

@@SunshineRey now that's just his mom

the one time where a childhood friend won

Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.

@maalikserebryakov

Жыл бұрын

He has a decent face so its not a horror at all it’s all looks bro I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of the brutal blackpill

@zappy2073

Жыл бұрын

@@maalikserebryakov jesse what the fuck are you talking about

@putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191

Жыл бұрын

It's because they're childhood friend so they knew each other character and also already like each other maybe?

@PadaV4

Жыл бұрын

Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him. If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.

@maalikserebryakov

Жыл бұрын

@@PadaV4lmao *guy eats cake he gave* girl: *drops to the floor and throws her hands up to the heavens and wails in anguish*

Plot twist: he only wanted the earings

@genocider9782

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they are pretty🤷

@andresmonroy5108

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos: Hay 2 gemas mas en la Tierra, mis niños vayan por ellas. Las gemas: Somos figuras perfectas ^-^

@lacucaracha1447

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: she only wanted his compass

@3_ormorecharacters

3 жыл бұрын

i stand for both these theories

@dumbkid4ever224

3 жыл бұрын

and the hair pin

"The only reason I got into math was to find the shortest distance to you" Every nerd now has a godlike pickup line holy shit this is good

@bonusducks2.03

2 жыл бұрын

i got another pickup line for you. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything.

@fayolbien8889

2 жыл бұрын

Even Gravity will not discover, I will still fall for you.

@RancidKari

2 жыл бұрын

@@fayolbien8889 god tier shit bro

@rabidporcupine0

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonusducks2.03 *Winks with both eyes*

@komishouko8740

2 жыл бұрын

@@rabidporcupine0 its a bruh

最後の君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだっていう 一途で純粋な思いが好き

数学試験の途中で解く方法を知る問題が全くなくて悩んでいたが、この歌が浮かび上がったおかげで作図問題全部正解で解けた問題がカバーされて間もなく無事通過したのでありがとうございます

@user-ps5be4ux1e

5 ай бұрын

わかる！！ともよ！！

@110nituuhousunnzo

5 ай бұрын

今度使う予定です

@user-dn8bd2ts6h

4 ай бұрын

受かったのですか？もし亡くなったのであればご冥福をお祈りします。

@emanuelstornello8009

4 ай бұрын

*Geometry time!*

@user-ex5ju7fw4e

3 ай бұрын

なぜ亡くなったことにした？

So this what japanese people use to show students how symmetry is done

@aditijoshi7850

4 жыл бұрын

Kirisuna Yay this comment is so damn underrated 😂 I’m dying rn Edit: Wait, you just posted this yesterday. Makes sense why it has less likes.

@rotten6253

4 жыл бұрын

Damn no wonder there grades are so good

@ExAltioras

4 жыл бұрын

-death the kid has entered the chat-

@Jerry_licious

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently superior to how many other countries do it.

@jonathanlionel8745

4 жыл бұрын

True im from japan and my teacher show this to the class

Cooking Recipe: cut the onion in half Him: *G E O M E T R Y TIME*

@aygunlek3734

4 жыл бұрын

Im mindblown. How to actually do this?

@beam3932

4 жыл бұрын

@@aygunlek3734 i'm sure there's a geometric construction for a bisctor of a circle

@insanity4981

4 жыл бұрын

@@aygunlek3734 with Tales's teorem

@Cattoh

4 жыл бұрын

Mark two points in the circle Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE! Squidward: Do it again, show your process

@insanity4981

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; kzread.info/dash/bejne/nXuuwZmIk7iadbA.html

主人公は数学が好きだから運動神経はそこそこなのか多分女の子は運動が得意、だから追いつけなかったし筋肉の力で壁を壊したのか

ボカロで覚える書下ろしなのに恋愛ソングかつネタを入れるの個性出ててすこ

Normal people flirting: You look cute. The guy in the video flirting: W H A T B E A U T I F U L L Y S H A P E D E A R R I N G S

@MT--ug5ji

4 жыл бұрын

Netheryk The girl seemed very disturbed by it tho- but I’m not saying you’re wrong,your interpretation is fine with me

@austintan9265

4 жыл бұрын

Netheryk I think y’all are both right, It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.

@miumiu39

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!

@real_guy3630

4 жыл бұрын

GEOMETRY TIME

@elcaliguladelplata3798

4 жыл бұрын

28 574B VV0UND5

What if you were crying on a bench but your best friend said *Geometry Time*

@Megaswaglord

4 жыл бұрын

Id laugh my ass of xdd

@shimmeringsparkles9827

4 жыл бұрын

"I'd rather calculate the acceleration, velocity, and displacement of my tears as they fall"

@user-nu4sw3ut1o

4 жыл бұрын

LOL MUST FEEL TOOO BAD

@rayisokay8352

4 жыл бұрын

i'd cry more

Unironically showed this to my geometry teacher who showed it to all his classes 😭

気づいたら海外を中心にバズってていつの間にか2000万回再生が目前でビビった 懐かしいのに今聞いても心に響く最高の曲だ…

The childhood friend is temporary but *math* is *eternal*

@thatoneguy9780

3 жыл бұрын

Eternal because of *you*

@swiss_cheese_0167

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatoneguy9780 cringe

@thatoneguy9780

3 жыл бұрын

@@swiss_cheese_0167 you were probably more cringe when you were 5

@kyryzard

3 жыл бұрын

yes, the mental abuse to humans is everlasting

@creationterminator

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatoneguy9780 it's indeed cringe, your reply on this comment

Parents get divorced The lawyers be like: *GEOMETRY TIME*

@thedirtyratboi8538

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@mechatech9897

3 жыл бұрын

I won't let that happen! Differentiating divorce.... Closed integration of love. Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers. Done! A loving couple has been saved.

@smugqing5164

3 жыл бұрын

@@mechatech9897 Genius

@bobasaursquared1633

3 жыл бұрын

SomebodyImNot pog

@diaxola

3 жыл бұрын

"Make a line in the child to cut it in the half... and... of fuck"

この曲なぜか半年に一回おススメに出てきてそのたびに見るけど 毎回　最初カオスだな～って思って最後泣くの何なんだろう 年中行事みたいになってる

彼女強すぎて草

him: **eats 80% of the cake** also him: ThE pErfect giFt

@donce1310

3 жыл бұрын

This is definitely me

@geometryxii4792

3 жыл бұрын

Eat 95% cake

@DogeSargeant

3 жыл бұрын

Me an intellectual: *eats 101% of the cake*

@reaper_playz1163

3 жыл бұрын

DogeMuch actually quantum law forbids this

@ankat6756

3 жыл бұрын

@@reaper_playz1163 but hunger allows it

"Dad, why is my sister named Rose?" "Because, your mom like roses, son" "Thanks, Dad!" "You're welcome *Geometry Time* "

@lman2710

4 жыл бұрын

Learn some english please

@paolahernandez1752

4 жыл бұрын

L man dude just enjoy the joke

@chrishansen1842

4 жыл бұрын

@@lman2710 he was correct though? He was just missing a single s far as I know. What's the deal?

@user-sj9gz7pr3l

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen he wasn’t though, the whole thing was full of spelling and grammar mistakes 😅

@mizilix3648

4 жыл бұрын

@@lman2710 what kind of mistake did I do?

This unironically helped me learn math better than school

This is the ultimate musical masterpiece that no composer can ever nor could ever hope to surpass. Just accept this truth and praise this glorious piece! Edit: This actually made me cry after finishing watching it...

@metactal

10 ай бұрын

...what

@e.c.h.o._

9 ай бұрын

the emotional damage scales with number of past traumas and with that conclusion I can say it's same for me

@06faisolsehbakor34

8 ай бұрын

I also cry while watching this too.

@tqnmayy

Ай бұрын

This song is really good but there are many other Japanese music as good as this one or even better.

@tqnmayy

Ай бұрын

What made you cry though? There's nothing really sad going on but just cute lil story of a couple.

Me and my brother fighting over the last slice of pizza: Mom: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

@notagachachannel4508

4 жыл бұрын

And then we ruined pizza.

@user-ch8oj5hz2d

4 жыл бұрын

It's easy like a paramahamolger

@Kyriakos703

4 жыл бұрын

"Star flatinum" Reading that name was a *golden experience*

@helsreach8954

4 жыл бұрын

Me an intellectual: 🍕⬇

@pineapples7194

4 жыл бұрын

Star Flatinum ah shit.. here we go again

ok but can we appreciate whoever did the subtitles

@arielwagner3477

4 жыл бұрын

You aint wrong

@bingitybong6518

4 жыл бұрын

BIG

@cyan39miku

4 жыл бұрын

GEOMETRY TIME!

@wakeywakey3129

4 жыл бұрын

. *GEOMETRY* *T I M E*

@migmigeviota2109

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the subtitles, Amelie Maynard!

...then i got divorced... GEOMETRY TIME

歌詞の中に、僕の数学力をペガサスとすると、 君はさしずめ粘液を放つ可愛い虫ってあるけど 褒めてんのか貶してんのかどっちだよって笑って しまったw恋をすると馬鹿になるのはホントでしたw

@_kurumi_chan__

10 ай бұрын

えわかるw

@user-gn3wx2sv9e

10 ай бұрын

@@_kurumi_chan__ 理解者がいたぜ………

pov: you took the phrase "what you learn in school will serve you in the future" very seriously by applying math in any situation in your daily life

@ryanrydander1595

3 жыл бұрын

As weird as it sounds, I find applying math where it isn't necessary to be somewhat relaxing

@hu3bman

3 жыл бұрын

LMEO

@kittenmimi5326

3 жыл бұрын

He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box

@alcejaylos.4257

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanrydander1595 Well, yeah, maybe 'cause it's never wrong

@TheOne-jm6tg

3 жыл бұрын

Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”

BRO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LYRICS ARE JUST PROFFESIONAL

@call_me_m4k518

4 жыл бұрын

Oj tak xD

@victordominguez3363

4 жыл бұрын

What does roponicchos mean?

@someone-fd6pz

4 жыл бұрын

@@victordominguez3363 i don't think it's a word in English as sometimes translation loses it's original meaning

@victordominguez3363

4 жыл бұрын

Vincent Loh :0

@kiriagayosan7035

4 жыл бұрын

You should check taringtajam if you think that's good

I gotta give whoever made the subtitles some special credits. They match the video perfectly! I almost couldn't even tell they were youtube subs all along!

bros got that ultimate rizz he rlly said "the reason I got into mathematics was so i could find the shortest way to you"

Girls: boys hints are way more confusing Boys hints:

@pedrou4233

4 жыл бұрын

Xibo Balahueña meme correction! By saying boys hints are easy to understand and lurking boys hints at the bottom would imply that this video is easy to understand. It would instead the girl saying like boys are so easy to read

@dynaheart

4 жыл бұрын

I'm learning so much from this people XD

@ocid1444

4 жыл бұрын

All Meme correction correction correction! Don't correction a joke pls, cuz it will be ruined

@yidhdudu4000

4 жыл бұрын

@@pedrou4233 meme correction! Correcting a meme makes it less funny

@coffee-ouji

4 жыл бұрын

"Bitch, it's basic geometry" Her:....

"Dad can you help me with home-" "GEOMETRY TIME!"

@arielwagner3477

3 жыл бұрын

SAKUZUDA!

@Mihiara

3 жыл бұрын

After a hour of dad's calculations he finally had to say ,that he had issues with geography - not geometry...

@cheesegrated7893

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mihiara He is gonna solve geography with geometry

@user-xj4wd1ye7q

3 жыл бұрын

_yes_

@prayformeplease

3 жыл бұрын

TIME TO CUT THE HOUSE

0:10のギター？の入りが格好良すぎる

I love when he said "It's Geometry Time!" And then Geometried all over the place

@cat000

Жыл бұрын

literally

@MGR_enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Me trying to draw straight lines: 〰️ My teacher: ➖

@kawaiiamarii2240

3 жыл бұрын

One time my teacher drew a perfect circle on the whiteboard. I was beyond amazed

@noah7026

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda sus

@noah7026

3 жыл бұрын

@sayritsu I'm calling EM

@build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900

3 жыл бұрын

must be why I'm not straight

@ferusikach07

3 жыл бұрын

I have silinder and minus on my glases 👁️w👁️ that's why

The real reason he ate 80% of the cake was he tried to cut the cake in half but ended up ruining the cake and he left only the best part for her.

@lifeisanenigma213

4 жыл бұрын

Aw :}> that’s a... nice way of thinking about it.

@paper2222

4 жыл бұрын

Life is an enigma bruh

@NyancoreNekogriefer

4 жыл бұрын

U saved that moment

@foliebleue

4 жыл бұрын

Is this true?

@NyancoreNekogriefer

4 жыл бұрын

@@foliebleue absolutely

This is such a masterpiece. I accidentally clicked on this video(my first vocaloid) but thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. Everything is so fun. He seems such a fun and hilarious friend. I love obvious chaos.? The music, the art, the characters and the M A T H I'm definitely gonna rewatch it a lot

@mangoloverr

Жыл бұрын

ive rewatched it too much now but its soo good🥲😿

whenever i have a problem in life i'll shout "geometry time" from now on

“Damn girl that a fine diamond shaped earring lemme do some math on it”

@officialchickenn

4 жыл бұрын

xd

@LucyDawg

4 жыл бұрын

It’s at 69. must. not. like

@deviltriggers

4 жыл бұрын

Lucy Dawg its at 70, you can like now ;^)

@LucyDawg

4 жыл бұрын

s e e s a w e f f e c t not nice

@deviltriggers

4 жыл бұрын

Lucy Dawg *get rekt epic troll xd lmao ur mum gay hahaha*

the fact that the handsome kid's face is literally has golden ratio is just hilarious

@BuddinGHP

2 жыл бұрын

Ball Breaker.

@no-112

2 жыл бұрын

@@BuddinGHP I am extremely glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lmao

@PotyGames

2 жыл бұрын

@@BuddinGHP lol i tough the same

@d4_kun567

2 жыл бұрын

Lesson 5

@hp640.

2 жыл бұрын

@@d4_kun567 jojo fan spotted

after 3 years im comming back here just to tell that this song give me motivation to learn math

@loleczek4014

5 ай бұрын

20 likes dayum

@loleczek4014

2 ай бұрын

@randomaccount2448 Anime girls irl are like 0 : something it is just a error who doesn't exist man

@boomerangcowboy5801

2 ай бұрын

Same, turing love too

@loleczek4014

2 ай бұрын

@@boomerangcowboy5801 yee bro

I love this song mv so much, like i love the fact that the color scheme for the entire thing is in cool colors, like pretty much the only non-cold color is the one red pen shown in like one scene in the climax, i also love the fact that you can understand the entire concept of the song just by the art on the video(though some lines like when the protagonist compares his math skills to the girls with animals might not be that understandable) and also the fact that in the cool colors in the mv,the blue is the main one,probably because both the protagonist and the girl hair is blue, just a different shade, and also one small thing is the fact that you can clearly see the protagonist and girl personality just by their designs/poses really shows what character design+poses can do. Conclusion: i would watch a series with this same color scheme+art style even if it was the worst series ever put into this galaxy.

I thought this was gonna be deep, cute and symbolic, but instead *I got math*

@indiranarayan9576

4 жыл бұрын

*Where's the problem*

@kendall.111.

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a bad thing?

@alextheboyzander8039

4 жыл бұрын

you technically got both

@rmaula3222

4 жыл бұрын

Its a win win

@chrishansen1842

4 жыл бұрын

You got this backwards and are somehow still wrong.

Friend: Hey can you give some advice on how to get a BF/Gf? Me: Yeah, *Geometry*

@zayoku6424

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotMironix lmao

@lusimrev

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotMironix lmfao great steps great steps

@onurucar2995

2 жыл бұрын

GENSHIN IMPACT

@zayoku6424

2 жыл бұрын

@@onurucar2995 pft lmao

@onurucar2995

2 жыл бұрын

@@zayoku6424 lmao to you having no gf LMAAOO

最後が 「答えは一つ」 で終わっててその時の絵で女子が拾ってるのがマルを描くためのコンパスってのが最高だわ

One of the rare few not depressing Vocaloid songs out there

@E4439Qv5

21 күн бұрын

Vocaloid: either cloyingly sweet or megabummer depressing. This song: *SAKAZU DA-!!*

Kid: "how was i born, dad?" "use a compass to draw a circle centered on her"

@b-o-n-j-o-u-r

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is criminally underrated

@ririnfox

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg 💀

@Kane_1995

3 жыл бұрын

69 Nice

@idefkicabti4141

3 жыл бұрын

*Sighs** ight had enough of internet for now

@andresvalera1430

3 жыл бұрын

"First you use a compass to draw a circle centered on a spermatozoid"

man, these song titles are starting to become light novel titles

@akiferensenel7120

3 жыл бұрын

Lol ı came here thinking the same shit xD

@FishyFish223

3 жыл бұрын

Its not “starting to become” if the video is 4 years old.

@DEV-rw7eu

3 жыл бұрын

"My wife is ghost" manga or music?

@humuhumu3069

3 жыл бұрын

@@DEV-rw7eu honestly, you could have told me they are both a song and a manga and i wouldn't even bat an eye

@afterl3931

3 жыл бұрын

same i click here just because that

Euclid: I fucking proud of you son!!

When Math almost ruins and saves your life countless times!

you: today is her birthday me, an intellectual: today is the day she was born

@carbonly4154

4 жыл бұрын

and yesterday was the day before she was born

@Weiss3r

4 жыл бұрын

@@carbonly4154 and tomorrow is the day after she was born

@potato8300

4 жыл бұрын

shep Actually, this video was published in February 20th. Yes, I know it depends. So in your case, it would be October 21th, so it’s NOT her birthday today.

@Milkenm

4 жыл бұрын

if today is the day she was born, it means she is 0yrs old, which means fbi

@pikoo0302

4 жыл бұрын

That's even better ! More people to the GEOMETRY TIME !!

Stalin: so how we gonna divide Poland Hitler: geometry time

@apalahartisebuahnama7684

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin : and i thought you're a former artist

@apalahartisebuahnama7684

4 жыл бұрын

@Phương Nguyễn Molotov : "This german fascist had already insulted us, do you sure to make any agreement with them, comrade ?" Stalin : "Sure, what could go possibly wrong"

@Megaswaglord

4 жыл бұрын

OMG XDD

@cyberia7593

4 жыл бұрын

Geometry time zaraz ci zrobię na ryju

@HoradeFidges

4 жыл бұрын

The German Geometry is the best in the world!

知らんかったわ。 人って5分もあれば笑いながらドキドキできるもんなのな 忙しいけどいい時間だったわ

顔面黄金比めっちゃ好き

Ok but can we just appreciate the multicolored subtitles?

@zmainly

4 жыл бұрын

*YAS QUEEN*

@louise4152

4 жыл бұрын

Bro have ya'll seen the subs on miyashita yuu's aishite 😤😤

@SenthilKumar-hi4oc

4 жыл бұрын

Yes pliz

@maccaroon3941

4 жыл бұрын

bruh wozwald subtitles

@juneberries8176

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

*He's probably a Grand Master of Geometry Dash*

@smugqing5164

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

@yuziferry570

3 жыл бұрын

as a geometry dash player, i agree

@gamingbanana4745

3 жыл бұрын

a Rival

@kisetsu6919

3 жыл бұрын

Fackin weeb

@yareezap844

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

おかげで、今私は幾何学を完全に理解しています。 しかし、何らかの理由で関係が表示されませんでした…

この曲を給食中に流した勇者を忘れない

"Draws a lot of measurements just to cut the picture in half" *Outstanding move.*

@YugenOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats how geometric construction works you imbecile

@passcraft1

4 жыл бұрын

@@YugenOfficial ah yes the perfect straight line impeccable

@aqua4089

4 жыл бұрын

_Yugen I think he meant he could just fold it in half to cut it, as it’s a picture and not an unfoldable 2D plane

@fangk.7367

4 жыл бұрын

@@aqua4089 yes but where's the fun in that?

@ssj4vegeta238

4 жыл бұрын

i almost ruined the 666

Me and my brother fighting on a bag of chips Me: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

@acekotana4425

4 жыл бұрын

Pro tip: If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air

@ahblyat4296

4 жыл бұрын

@@acekotana4425 lmao

@arandomcake1805

4 жыл бұрын

i would use it on my brother

@coccinellecoccinelle3568

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mackenziechin3667

4 жыл бұрын

Kotana_ "oh yeah, this is big brain time"

Переживала за них больше, чем за себя....

@I7Team

Жыл бұрын

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@deadlierdust8316

Жыл бұрын

Это да....

@user-xc1pe9rb1t

Жыл бұрын

согласна, каждый раз, когда пересматриваю, чувствую что-то непонятное..

中学の時この曲聴いて出来るようになったからまじで助かった

My search history be like: *”Math song japanese”* *”Japanese physics love song”* *”Math songs vocaloid physics”* *”Math japanese geometry or physics songs”*

@khatarizns9401

3 жыл бұрын

Same I was like "geometry song anime"

@iminyourfridge894

3 жыл бұрын

"geometry vocaloid" is enough

@whale_inc9646

3 жыл бұрын

@@iminyourfridge894 i just searched up vocaloid

@4552571d

3 жыл бұрын

Geometry time song works too

@theofficialtokoyami754

3 жыл бұрын

yo fr when I didn't know the song, I was like "vocaloid song about geometry"

I had this song stuck in my head during a maths test and got 97% I had activated geometry time

@k0shie110

4 жыл бұрын

That is so cool

@70-sam-7

4 жыл бұрын

congratulations! you have unlocked the "genius weeb" title

@translarrybutz

4 жыл бұрын

@@70-sam-7 its an honour

@rahmanhakim944

4 жыл бұрын

@@70-sam-7 I got 100% on the mid semester test because this song stucked on my head lmao

@unluckyghxst-boy1857

3 жыл бұрын

It's the power of GEOMETRY TIME

垂線でお別れしたのに、垂線でまた会いに行くの言葉にできないエモさがある

6年前は小学生だったから全然作図の意味がわかんなくてなんやこれ天才やんって思ったけど……うわっっそうだったんや……(´；ω；｀)

It would be an interesting concept for a romance anime where the protag isn't just an average high school kid but a math maniac trying to impress his crush with his math skills.

@alvin5361

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, that's probably interesting

@cognetbenjami.1112

2 жыл бұрын

It's my actual life

@legrandluan

2 жыл бұрын

@@cognetbenjami.1112 damn you're so cool

@cognetbenjami.1112

2 жыл бұрын

@@legrandluan i'm just a nerdy boy who crush on a beautifull woman and the only way i found to approch her, is proove I'm rly good in maths (but it's just work a little bit and it's not enough) So i think I'm not cool . Ps : i speak french sorry for mistake i try my best

@legrandluan

2 жыл бұрын

@@cognetbenjami.1112 Pff haha je suis française xD mais en tous cas, je t'espère le mieux du monde^^ (your Englishs pretty good btw)

I like how this guy uses the most elaborate ways to cut things in half

@llama6394

2 жыл бұрын

It's the only way

@MouseGoat

2 жыл бұрын

in perfect halfs! also love that its basically his only solution to every problem

@kn-jt9dj

2 жыл бұрын

@@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl? GEOMETRY TIME Some dude is stealing your chick? GEOMETRY TIME You need to share a piece of cake GEOMETRY TIME It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass

@Metallicity

2 жыл бұрын

@@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME (seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)

@dandirasuandar2599

2 жыл бұрын

@@Metallicity thats cake mate, not a paper 😂

最後コンパス（円を書く道具）を拾い上げてるのが、告白の答えがまるって意味…ってコト？

最後の答えは1つでコンパスを持った女の子。これは丸ってことでいいよな？

What if you wanted go to heaven But god said: "Geometry time!"

@AmeL-bv2wc

4 жыл бұрын

God be making me a line towards hell

@leu3368

4 жыл бұрын

Half of yourself goes to heaven and the other half to hell

@spengbab

4 жыл бұрын

@@leu3368 Correction; one bisection goes to heaven and another bisection goes to hell. Bisecting is different than cutting in half

@angosian_studios181

4 жыл бұрын

God: My Math is liek heaven

@hiddenmaster165

4 жыл бұрын

me: may i do it on my own?

＿人人人人人人人人人＿ ＞ 作 図 だ ＜ ￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

@milkcocoa3998

4 жыл бұрын

草

@dogscandieifyougivethemcho1857

4 жыл бұрын

???

@user-rq1bi1hc3x

4 жыл бұрын

そこのリズム感が好きw

@Uminagi_XIII

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know japanese but I feel that this means: "Geometry Time"

@flmejndor

4 жыл бұрын

@@Uminagi_XIII According to google translate, it just means "It's drawing"

How my teachers expects me to use maths

@RealCalamity

11 ай бұрын

LMAO TRUE LMAO

Constructions Used: 0:12, 1:38, 3:39, 4:43 - Perpendicular bisector 2:50 - Angle bisector

how can a song make you laugh, cringe and cry so well all at the same time

@ruthymariecleator9298

3 жыл бұрын

Why cringe idk-

@faesahl

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthymariecleator9298 Lmao the perfect golden ratio guy scared me

@extramochi3513

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂 it made me cry but not cringe tho

@anssa6163

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthymariecleator9298 i guess because its a song about geometry idk

@catchy9665

3 жыл бұрын

Ye lol

I admire this man's ability to draw straight lines freehand Edit: 3:29

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

It a talent that few men have

@DPedroBoh

4 жыл бұрын

He at least used a compass to be sure it was straight.

@hooster21

4 жыл бұрын

he uses a ruler '-'

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

hooster21 3:30 Except for here

@Zack_Zander

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Boh You don't use a compass to draw straight lines...

I never actually read the fcking lyrics, holy sht they're so good lmaoo

別れる時と仲直りする時の作図の仕方が同じなのなんか好きです

Child: mom, how did you and dad meet? Mom: WAIT DON'T ASK THAT QUESTIO- Dad: **bursts in the room** *GEOMETRY TIME*

@jenn_zaidd

3 жыл бұрын

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA* I-- CAN'T-- HAHAHAHHHAHA

@williamlangdon1132

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine that. For real.

@-.-._---_--_._-

3 жыл бұрын

Meet*

@fluoriteaishiteiru7733

3 жыл бұрын

@@-.-._---_--_._- a yess, thank youu!

@mindzero1283

3 жыл бұрын

ahhha

We need a sequel called "proof algebraic equations solve all family issues"

@user-mz5ly9hw1q

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes, probably the sequel where those childhood friend ended up married but run into another problem

@cherylsmusic6014

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@NotMorax

2 жыл бұрын

Using the power of algebra to find my dad who left to get milk

@SnowBoy1008

2 жыл бұрын

Proof that a simple quadratic function can solve domestic abuse

@orxgratt6181

2 жыл бұрын

Right omg 😭

これでサビの部分を覚えて数学解いてたのは良い思い出、尚点数は