Boss: why are you late? Him: I was ironing my bed💀

@BreadGood_21

14 күн бұрын

To loosely quote my boy Schlatt, anyone who does this is a serial killer. Run.

@ME3DITs

14 күн бұрын

Bro he is unemployed totally 💀👍👍

@zoffka__6333

14 күн бұрын

bold of you to assume he has a boss

@nnsh8562

13 күн бұрын

Little did you know his the boss😂

@kpizzleprice6649

13 күн бұрын

And mad 😂

bro is professionally unemployed 😂

@Coticotactico

27 күн бұрын

The unemployed friend on a Monday morning:

@nasimulrizu786

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@bubata

26 күн бұрын

Yeah, but that's toys are really expensive!

@AyushButola69

26 күн бұрын

Still richer than us🤡

@Coticotactico

26 күн бұрын

@@AyushButola69 Chill dude, no one is making fun of the guy in the video, it's just a meme

That unemployed friend on Monday:

@zedkon3302

Күн бұрын

Some how, making your own bed, cleaning your own house, and exercising means you are unemployed 🙄 i literally wake up make my bed clean my house have breakfast and leave of work, though i go to gym at the evening....bt hey, somehow according to some people's standards, that makes me unemployed or rich🤷🏻‍♂️ if u dont do that? Consider yourself filthy privileged or lazy piece of sht

THIS guy is more motivated then 90% of people

@dhruvvarshney3391

Күн бұрын

more like 99%

@ltj9950

Күн бұрын

He doesn’t do that stuff it’s for the short😂😂😂😂

@asifdilawar1044

Күн бұрын

​@@ltj9950yay you are jesus you know everything ❤

@darkzzz7074

Күн бұрын

bc he doesnt works or study. He probably is a rich guy owner of a company

@Remasterd_studio

21 сағат бұрын

Men when they are not asked to clean the room with their mother

Bro is living a Pinterest life

@Darwizzy_is_him

21 күн бұрын

Fr

@HannahZiada

20 күн бұрын

Fr though

@7466ypb

18 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@User72767

17 күн бұрын

Evett

@firozahmmed123

16 күн бұрын

nah bro is straight up batrick pateman

Only if we all had 27 fucking hours in the morning 💀

@crissylonghorn1774

25 күн бұрын

No shit right? 😂 fuck all that noise

@TheKillar69

25 күн бұрын

Fax 😅​@@crissylonghorn1774

@reanaa

23 күн бұрын

I still wouldn't do it.

@BarcaGoat_10

22 күн бұрын

@@reanaa lol

@MLBANDST

22 күн бұрын

True dat

How our parents expect us to make our bed in the morning:

@sunflower_market

11 сағат бұрын

LMFAO😂😂😂😂

bro treats his bed better than anyone has ever treated me in my life 😭

Even serial killers are afraid of this guy💀

@gregoryp9206

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lukeskywalker3962

6 күн бұрын

He is a serial killer

@battlenetcs

6 күн бұрын

​@@lukeskywalker3962 nope! U wouldn't know a serial killer even if you married one

@AnonGamer786

6 күн бұрын

SUS@@battlenetcs

@ReallyRealDog

6 күн бұрын

That's clearly Patrick Bateman's cousin ​@@battlenetcs

American Psycho vibe 😂 Much respect to the discipline and subtle off-white coloring.

@UndergroundRap4eva

5 күн бұрын

Bone white 😅 He probably has calling cards too 🤣

@isenewotheophilus6485

5 күн бұрын

I think we should just call him patrick bateman

@IvanaMatel

5 күн бұрын

My thoughts exactly!

@mik7564

5 күн бұрын

My same thought! 😂😂😂

@TheUnknownUniverse

5 күн бұрын

His name is Patrick Bateman, and he believes in taking care of himself. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJ5_sMSfcZmadag.html

Litterally me: "ANYTHING BUT DOING MY HOMEWORK"

This man’s morning routine is more productive then my life 😂

Now, let's see Paul Allen's perfect morning routine

@josephkerr5018

6 күн бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

@MrOdeezie585

5 күн бұрын

Thank God somebody said it

@BlancaEstrada-fw2gt

5 күн бұрын

😮😮😮

@WeedGrandma

4 күн бұрын

Literally what popped into my head 😂

@Cool_person124

4 күн бұрын

Trueeeee

I swear to God, this is exactly how the first scene of _American Psycho_ looked 😂 Patrick Bateman was just a self-care and skincare boy decades ahead of his time

@koleschlaw

6 күн бұрын

Legit was about to say this reminds me of American Psycho.

@adamantiun6783

6 күн бұрын

The first thought on my head was, Bro's American psycho

@hobosnake1

6 күн бұрын

This dude straight up has american psycho energy. So crazy to depict yourself like this, even if you do all this stuff.

@Drpepper319

6 күн бұрын

It's a shame Patrick Bateman is now associated with brainrot, it was a good movie..

@Chloe11501

6 күн бұрын

Cleanboy core 💅

pov: how my mom expects me to act when i wake up or come back from school:

Bro's absolute favourite subject was Math for sure 💀

this guy’s business cards must go crazy

@nvillbeats

Ай бұрын

Bros Patrick bateman

@Silentsky197

Ай бұрын

Egg shell white

@1337penguinman

27 күн бұрын

I'm sure, but let's see Paul Allen's card.

@chrislegacy4883

26 күн бұрын

Omg look at the lettering 😂

@JYDIVISN

25 күн бұрын

Oh my god, it even has a watermark!

Normal people : Psychopaths : Yes.

@user-pp5ou8fb5l

4 күн бұрын

Esto se parece a plantas vs zombis ,solo se parece a la simetría cuando colocamos las plantas

@marti5369

3 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@aldolucchi1748

3 күн бұрын

La psicopatía y la ridiculez no tienen nada que ver

Boss: at 5 o'clock "why are you late" Him: i came on my bike

Bro lives as a sim character 😭

Nah trust me when i say this only serial killer ironing their bed in the morning😂

@TheBoss-yg5vc

7 күн бұрын

Patrick Bateman bro

@spacebatstuckonearth8888

7 күн бұрын

😂

@soreanustefanalexandru8063

7 күн бұрын

He's a professional psychopath

@neganthorne

7 күн бұрын

Hey, I don't iron my bed

@YOUR_DEATH_8_8

7 күн бұрын

I came here to comment the same thing 🤣😭

How my mom expects me to get ready for school in the morning:

@Cantaloupe.27

14 күн бұрын

Pfff 😂

@ashikulhuq9337

13 күн бұрын

Correct

@badiss601

13 күн бұрын

my mom expects me to drink milk and get ready buttt i drink milk and never drink milk only when im done with the day

@Ash_6149

12 күн бұрын

REAL

@FireGodGamerOfficial

12 күн бұрын

yes

How my mom expects me to be when she takes my phone away:

now let’s see paul allen’s morning routine

@tomasulisestraini1745

20 күн бұрын

Best fucking comment😂😂

@RandRPresentations

19 күн бұрын

For real🙌😅

@IloveJesus777j77

19 күн бұрын

Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.​@@tomasulisestraini1745

@IloveJesus777j77

19 күн бұрын

​@@RandRPresentationsJesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.For it is written, As I live, says the Lord, every knee shall bow to Me, and every tongue shall confess to God [acknowledge Him to His honor and to His praise].

@graber90125

19 күн бұрын

literally what i was going to comment 😭😂

That was TOO productive, I'm scared of this man

@finice1142

6 күн бұрын

It was the illusion of productivity cause what the fuck does ironing the bed do besides waste time 😂

@jensenraylight8011

6 күн бұрын

unless you earn Billion dollar ironing your bed sheet, it's a useless productivity, didn't improve anything in your life

@nbucwa6621

6 күн бұрын

This has to be a reboot of American Psycho. If not, they need to cast this man immediately because he perfectly embodies the role

@TellCookie

5 күн бұрын

productive? He did nothing

@rileymoran841

5 күн бұрын

Bot

literally everyone on earth 5 minutes before mom comes home💀💀

This man is a actual gentlment!He takes care takes care of important stuff!I’m glad I finally find someone who really cares!😊

Bro's bedsheets are smoother than my life💀💀💀

@jadawilliams4362

2 күн бұрын

The sentence was smoother than my hair

@aprilbranson2918

Күн бұрын

FR😂😂😂😂

@needgangajalfrfr

Күн бұрын

That's not a really high bar

@ImaniInaraIhsan-nd3cs

Күн бұрын

yes OUR life .....frrrrr😭😭😭😭

This is possible in two scenarios 1. Rich 2. unemployed

@zohonkotsu

3 күн бұрын

You gon be doing this shit with cardboard and a stick on fire ief you unemployed

@anzorkardanov4051

2 күн бұрын

Tell you the 3rd scenario...creating content for the unemployed

@r.e.d.docena5957

2 күн бұрын

4th You are Patrick Bateman

@fatemaAlarie3000

2 күн бұрын

Or it was during the weekend.

@samreenkhan7030

2 күн бұрын

And Bro is super Rich and super unemployed with no Super productive nothing to do Day 😂

Me in parallel universe 😂

What my mom expects me to do when she is out💀💀

That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning:

You guys will never know how i got this many like 😅

@clav3284

25 күн бұрын

Totally

@TwinkalTwinkal-tl3on

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@QuantumWaveMaster

21 күн бұрын

Im not doing that👀

@user-vx6tt4hu8k

21 күн бұрын

WHO irons bedsheets?!?!?!?!?!

@aecm03

20 күн бұрын

exactly

bruh took some serious Adderall 💀

Bro is a real physcopath 💀☠️

Doctor: “which medication do you take?” Him: “Yes” Edit: wow 1.2k likes thanks guys 😱

@Camy_whamy

3 күн бұрын

Their vitamins

@starthree6254

2 күн бұрын

@@Camy_whamy their?

@ben_l5347

2 күн бұрын

​@@Camy_whamy You mean a monthly subscription to slightly yellower pee?

@Mrking-nq6hh

2 күн бұрын

Do you know the name of the song?

@samyu.lk13

2 күн бұрын

It’s called I like the way you kiss me by artemas

bro is a professional human being💀

When your crush is coming your home 💀💀💀

This man gives his bed sheets more attention than my family gives me 😂

@oliverkelly2134

11 күн бұрын

Pretty sure this video is meant as joke

@plate2105

11 күн бұрын

And so was this comment ​@@oliverkelly2134

@myirlnameislia

11 күн бұрын

same

Ah yes the Patrick Bateman routine 😂

@theorangeheadedfella

4 күн бұрын

Exactly what i was thinking haha

Bro has 25 hours in the morning 💀

That's how parents expect their children to make there bed and behave😂😂

POV that one unemployed friend at 3 am on a Sunday:

@TheGoatLocker

6 күн бұрын

Ain't no unemployed person doing all this

@HasnainMusic233

6 күн бұрын

🪑🪑🪑🪑 true

Bro would go into cardiac arrest if he saw my room 💀 Edit: Ty for the likes

@loulou3262

18 күн бұрын

Same

@user-sp1hf4dk9y

18 күн бұрын

Same

@Potatoman2122

18 күн бұрын

Same

@puppyxpalseverything5104

17 күн бұрын

Umm… same

@NickyPixar

17 күн бұрын

He probably wouldn’t comprehend that he’s looking at a bedroom

His kids: Daddy what did you do during the pandemic? Him: I ironed my bed sheets and learned perfection

POV: that one drop of motivation you have left💀

Bro put more effort in his bed then I do the entire day

@Fegyo98

10 күн бұрын

😥

@strelok9376

10 күн бұрын

More effort than my entire week

@BASKETBALLLLBROS

10 күн бұрын

@@strelok9376nah more effort than my whole entire life💀 Also this is a under rated comment

@lemon_gaming17infinity

9 күн бұрын

More effort than in my entire life

@00J7K00

8 күн бұрын

yeah that's why you don't even know the difference between then and than lol do you know there and their? haha

Boss: why are you late? Him: i was being super Productive.

@1nvisible1

6 күн бұрын

*I had to fix my swayback curb-couch!*

@KobeSande

6 күн бұрын

oh great gentlemen

@memeaddict472

6 күн бұрын

Dude he's a psychopath

@rifqitaqiuddin

6 күн бұрын

@@memeaddict472 innocent until proven guilty.

@jan-christerhasti6934

6 күн бұрын

😂😂❤️❤️

Bros bed must be more comfortable then me talking to a drive threw employee

bro literally has the Patrick Bateman routine

"whats your previous job" "oh, i was unemployed" "ok how good were you" "yes"

@ThatOneSharkOfficial

15 күн бұрын

666 likes and no comments? Let me fix that

@Aesthetic_CouchPotato

11 күн бұрын

THERE WAS 777 LIKES AND THEN SOMEONE UNLIKED!!!!👹👹👹 I WILL FIND YOU

Boss- “Why are you late”? Him- “ ironing my bed”

Gf: What's taking him so long to message me Me:

bro called me untidy in 69,420 languages 😭

Bro packs away all his furniture before sleeping? What a considerate man

@that_girl_temii

18 күн бұрын

100th like

The unemployed friend on Tuesday morning

@victormacchini4412

4 күн бұрын

Tuesday 1pm*

Boss:why are you late Him: I was making designs on my couch with a mini vacuum💀

Bro is a living Patrick Bateman

That one professionally unemployed friend sharing his morning routine~

@twosidebrothers599

14 күн бұрын

907 likes and no comment let me fix that

Bruh, he really thought Patrick Bateman was someone to look up 💀💀💀

@Clayir

8 күн бұрын

This was my first thought when I saw this. Patrick Bateman if he had access to 2024 Pinterest

@VaultBoy-kz6ed

8 күн бұрын

Fr 💀

@jeffreylysen7647

7 күн бұрын

He isn't? Lol

How mom’s expect us to make our beds at 7:00

*Me at 5am trying to walk straight to get to my car for work*

Bro saw American psycho and decided to make it his whole personality

I can’t even wake up in the morning to go to school never mind this😂

@SamuelHernandez-gv7vl

19 күн бұрын

Real

Robber : this is a robbery Him: (ironing bed) Now it's a weapon!!!!

Bro woke up at 4am😂

These deleted scenes from American Psyco are wild

@WalterHartwellWhite19

Ай бұрын

Nah mad one 😂😂😂

How my mom expects me to make my room at the ass crack of dawn when im supposed to go to school:

@RubyRocks-tf3ll

17 күн бұрын

Fr

@UrSmolDino

17 күн бұрын

Fr 😭😭😭

Even when I was unemployed....I wasn't this bored 😅

Doing rizz to his own house be like😂

"why are you late?" Him:"i was ironing my bedsheets"💀

@user-yh6ge6ci3g

12 күн бұрын

To correct:why are you late

@NotMe475

12 күн бұрын

OCD

@whyisshinryujinsohot

11 күн бұрын

@@user-yh6ge6ci3g thank u for correcting me😊

He's giving the American Psycho a run for his money 😂😂

Me when my mom says "you need to be clean and relax"

Patrick Bateman is back 💀

When the 3am motivation kicks in:

@Aesthetic_CouchPotato

11 күн бұрын

Fr!

@myirlnameislia

11 күн бұрын

ikr its like now i have the....POWER

Bro called me broke in 1000 different ways

@MEnUequals2

2 күн бұрын

you think wealthy people clean their own houses?

@justthatonepersonsopinion

2 күн бұрын

​@@MEnUequals2 😂 OCD ones do . Actually some do clean though.

@williamfielding9423

2 күн бұрын

Lol😊

What teachers think we do in summer break:

"my name is kira yoshikage..."

Bro called me lazy in 200 different languages 💀

Boss: Why are you late?! Him: I couldn’t find my shirt

@messnaldo123

3 күн бұрын

😂

How my mom expect me to be in the morning :

Dude is either unemployed or Dr Strange 💀

“Impressive, very nice… Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.”

THE BEDS TO PERFECT TO SLEEP ON 😭 edit 1: tysm for the likes 💞💞

@hailsgoofy

13 күн бұрын

Fr 😭😭

@Stuart-qy1nu

12 күн бұрын

*Too 🤓

The day before relatives coming 😂💀💀🤣

this guy: I swear I'm not a psycho man. What bro does everyday:

Bro’s more put together than my entire life….

@Cassie.the.Assie11girl

15 күн бұрын

Fr

MORNING ROUTINE? this would take me ALL DAY

@lionlion1926

19 күн бұрын

this would take me all year

@nahbro27

19 күн бұрын

It would take me all decade

@knghtm

19 күн бұрын

This would take me all century

@Rev3rse_PL

19 күн бұрын

This would take me a millennium

@Shashwat2304

19 күн бұрын

This would take me a decem millenniuum

The satisfaction of seeing a clean house is just priceless for me.

@Maraien

8 күн бұрын

i think food, water. and safety would be whats priceless to most people having a clean house is nice tho

I tried this. It works. It was time for bed by the time I completed the routine.

Someone who steams their sheets is a psycho killer

People who iron there beds every morning are fucking insane💀

Bro is real Patrick Batman 😂😂😂

@exos_

6 күн бұрын

i came looking for the American Psycho comments lol

I’m pretty sure this guy is a serial killer

That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday

This is how my mom expect me to make my bed 💀💀

Boss:Why are you late? Him:I was doing my Productive Morning Routine

@Lucian_Balthazar

5 күн бұрын

*Which one of it was : Ironing my bed..*

Wait until you have kids and then perform this routine every morning 😂

@wil3zra229

22 күн бұрын

My thought exactly.

@WonderfulPlan

21 күн бұрын

People like this usually stay single

@juanjosecabral5718

21 күн бұрын

He does not, thats why

@Aadam12357

20 күн бұрын

Fr

@aaliyaqureshi9851

18 күн бұрын

With kids I want that portable steamer though fr

This reminds me of a serial killer’s morning not gonna lie 😂

Bro accomplishes more in a day then I ever accomplish in my life