"Your son died because of your sins." Is a spicy take to direct at God lmao

I like how the whole insult is just family issues

"Your son died because of your sins" really stood out huh

“Your sins will disembowel a hamster”

I love how in the end God is like, "YES WELL UM" as if he's desperately trying to find ANY form of comeback, even if terrible lmao

Whoever memorizes the entire thing is the ultimate being of life that cannot be roasted

"Your mother is going to burst with piss" is just the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. The way he delivered that line was gold.

"your hat is made by the meaning of life which seemed intuitive in the design doc" is a pretty good closer talking to god

I like how postal dude and Farther both perfectly counter each other

Dude imagine being god seeing postal dude and proceeding to die because of an insult

"Worst thing she could say is "No""

Plays League of Legend once

“Twitter isn’t that toxic!”

Therapist: "we have successfully cured your depression"

Imagine going to heaven and you roasted God in the most longest way

god literally takes an entire mountain of insults and he just says

Father: Has been hit with so many insults that he's mentally broken, sobbing profusely and begging for it to stop

"Your son found a new application for a cat's butt."

this cant be good for me. BUT I FEEL GREAT!

"Your mom likes elderberries" is now my go to insult