Literally everyone at the first time seeing desert pyramid: Falls for it

@williamsprakties6523

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@iworkataslaughterhouse.330

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamsprakties6523 not me

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 1700

@paulosumalinog9390

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know Desert Pyramids existed (or structures in general) back then until I come across a village and a desert pyramid nearby.

@nishantm5006

3 жыл бұрын

😅😂

Fun Fact: every pro was once a noob.

@starguy8809

3 жыл бұрын

true

@tbsam1041

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@einareduardofc3588

3 жыл бұрын

true

@JimmyChow42069

3 жыл бұрын

Not really Me who had watched 8 years of mc yt vids before buying/playing the game

@sarahjaros5632

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Especially that falling for hoaxes one.

playing with full volume of minecraft. me: reduces PC volume to 20.

@kjcomputer

3 жыл бұрын

for me it 6

@PavePlayz

3 жыл бұрын

I use 10.

@brevortofficial

3 жыл бұрын

I play at like 75, but I turn it down to 20 while I'm recording or I get an echo. I need a new headset 😂

@MagmaGX

3 жыл бұрын

*Big Brain*

@tg9521

3 жыл бұрын

@@kjcomputer Kinda same...

Food? Trust me when theres no food around you will eat anything.

@marwanthekirby2596

3 жыл бұрын

Other than spider eyes, they are just straight up useless for eating. At least you can run and heal eating rotten flesh.

@PavePlayz

3 жыл бұрын

@@marwanthekirby2596 Spider eyes don't give much hunger but are as good as golden carrots for saturation, so they're actually a really good food source.

@gabriellehall2140

3 жыл бұрын

I got stuck eating berry and dried kelp

0:30 I actually didn’t sprint for 2 YEARS until I noticed...

Sometimes you have no choice and need to eat the rotten flesh

@user-xb6xz7ib8e

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWV2l6RsoMLMk9Y.html ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ

@boxinabox6608

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xb6xz7ib8e rick roll?

@edwintomkg5935

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

I know that you have to cook food, but sometimes I just don’t have time

@bobtheanimator8353

3 жыл бұрын

You can do your stuff while the food cooks. You don't have to stare at the furnace

@carpigeon3148

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobtheanimator8353 or you could find apples and other stuff that doesn’t need cooking so you don’t have to get coal at night when you run out

@henry789

2 жыл бұрын

just brun the animals with flint and steel and you will get cooked food

1:22 not sleeping is op for exp

@simonradulov4712

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah when i dont sleep in minecraft its that im mining deep underground without knowing of time or fighting mobs for loot and exp

@whilpool77

3 жыл бұрын

holy frick why does this have so many likes

Mine diamonds with stone pickaxe "We have all been here" 75% all

@mugim7933

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't. Im that guy on the server who watched tutorials b4 playing Minecraft😂😎

@lufalanpasalan2154

3 жыл бұрын

never mined with a stone one, but did with a gold one 😂

@OHMYYYGODDDD

3 жыл бұрын

never did i just know that iron is better than stone so i used that to know

@user4333_

3 жыл бұрын

i realized u need iron pick before i even found diamonds, so never had that mistake

@gandhi_ji69

2 жыл бұрын

I mined diamond with iron pickaxe first time but I mined iron with wooden pickaxe

2:15 Speedrunners One-Cycling the Dragon: "Am I a joke to you?"

@sheeby6305

3 жыл бұрын

Me: one cycling players on servers

Everyone: Don't craft a diamond hoe ∞ IQ: Buy a diamond hoe for like 5 emeralds

@EpitomeOfLigma

3 жыл бұрын

But it's still useful if you put the fortune enchantment

@chanyoungy2684

3 жыл бұрын

I have 5 diamond hoe at my survival world

We are a pro now but we should never forget every pro was once a noob.

0:57 "Eating rotten flesh" Me, with a milk: i do not have such weaknesses

WatchGame and Minecraft: Do NOT dig straight down. You will fall in lava. Me : (Digs Straight down and finds Diamonds) Seriously? Minecraft you must be kidding me.

@granger4117

3 жыл бұрын

Me in bedrock edition mobile: There is no falling into lava Maybe there is lower chance to fall in lava in BE and higher chance in JAVA

@PinkNGreen

3 жыл бұрын

JAVA or LAVA

@granger4117

3 жыл бұрын

@@PinkNGreen java edition

@PinkNGreen

3 жыл бұрын

@@granger4117 just kidding

@kekw3579

3 жыл бұрын

@@granger4117 no it’s just matter of lucky

1:22 "not sleeping" Every single speedrunners :

@varunhcr2815

2 жыл бұрын

Manhunts:

2:12 soo we can just ignore the fact that 38% of noobs managed to get to the end!?!? and 2:18 35% of noobs also managed to get elytra!?

@tbsam1041

3 жыл бұрын

I died in The end void when I first got my hands on the elytra

@nameisname5566

3 жыл бұрын

@@tbsam1041 F

@Columbia809

3 жыл бұрын

@tb sam F

some non-noobs eat raw food for convenience

Being a pro/noob aint about looks, its about the skills

Gold pickaxe is actually OP but it doesn’t last very long so I recommend diamond pickaxe

@c-gamerz9594

3 жыл бұрын

Unbreaking wants to know your location

@NismoGT-R_794

3 жыл бұрын

@@c-gamerz9594 mending also

@TestingPlayer

3 жыл бұрын

Unbreaking: *hello*

me who has played for over 8 years, has a full set of netherite armor, has beaten the ender dragon and wither 30 times, has 10 stacks of diamonds, and still does some of these:

Noob Mistake : Not Cooking Food Me Who Is Playing Minecraft From 3 Years : 😶😶😶

Im not a noob,but I eat rotten flesh in emergency

noobs: break spawners speedrunners: also break spawners speedrunners: so this vid says we're actually noob?

@shivamchouhan5077

2 жыл бұрын

loll

95% of noobs played with full volume Me a guy whose been playing since 2012 with full volume :sweats nurvesly

@RoxelanaLisowska

2 жыл бұрын

I play with full volume . And im actually a good builder

So your calling me a noob for killing sheep for a bed

@sharkninja0731

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@wildlifeisthewealthofnatur5457

2 жыл бұрын

Killing sheep can give you meat and no one has iron at start so don't know why this guy think killing sheep is being noob.

I never was a noob. I learn all of Minecraft before I even brought it.

@Ibadullah

2 жыл бұрын

same lol

@Ibadullah

2 жыл бұрын

same lol

@zhypez

2 жыл бұрын

thats... not how it works.

@polishcow8786

2 жыл бұрын

we alway need to practice all knowledge about minecraft

I remember in 2012 I made a dirt house and I kidnapped a sheep and trapped it in there

@muso9583

3 жыл бұрын

Ok lol

@notjbfold

3 жыл бұрын

how it probably was: Anna: ok! lets get dirt to make the best house ever!! Anna when the house is complete: OH A SHEEP! Sheep: no no PLEASE NO Anna: dont worry! JUST COME HERE TO THE HOUSE *YES OR YES* Sheep: (tries to run from her) Anna: yay!!! i have a kidnasheep

1:32 Spoiler is Misspelled

@amewtwofan

3 жыл бұрын

ah, yes, *spolter*

0:12 digging straight down is something Dream does a lot on his manhunt videos

@excelvalentino6972

3 жыл бұрын

true but its one way to escape death

@tbsam1041

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah,1.17 is going to get him on half of hearts a lot of times I just know it

2:08 I’d rather live than making an XP farm

@royrala8473

3 жыл бұрын

Enchanting table?

@claygamer3657

3 жыл бұрын

Just put torches on the spawner

Making a dirt house is actually smarter because it can’t burn. Anyone who doesn’t realize that are the real noobs

@Spongemanplayz

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@TunaBear64

2 жыл бұрын

Cobblestone also doesn’t burn and has a very good explosion resistance and immunity to Ghast’s fireballs

@shivamchouhan5077

2 жыл бұрын

And Obsidian House

I don't understand this guy, how can he say that if you play creative it means you're a noob

@MarshoMallo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love creative when new updates come I like to check them out

@Ljossop

3 жыл бұрын

he said not using commands at creative

Actually building a dirt at your first day is good

@ddral

2 жыл бұрын

it saves materials

@RoxelanaLisowska

2 жыл бұрын

Yes , it has nothig about being noob because i like using dirt and i play minecraft for a while

@RoxelanaLisowska

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwewq449 everyone can use every block

Noob: sleep in nether= set spawn Average: never sleep in the nether Pro/netheriter: Hahahha netherite go brrrrrr

@tbsam1041

3 жыл бұрын

He he gold farm go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@KR-op5hq

3 жыл бұрын

Haha wool and wood go brrrrrrr.

Breaking a chest a noob!?? HA YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME IM BREAKING A CHEST SO I CAN TAKE THE THINGS INSIDE OF IT MORE FAST AND BONUS CHEST!!! THINK CLEVER BOIII

@jaehaerys9194

3 жыл бұрын

This is what speedrunners do, and speedrunners aren’t usually noob

@chrisafton4883

3 жыл бұрын

I am a noob, How to mine diamonds?

@granger4117

3 жыл бұрын

YE your smart!

@Joe-rx2lq

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisafton4883 get iron pickaxe

@chrisafton4883

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joe-rx2lq Thanks

B4 I got minecraft, I knew there would be a lot of mistakes I would make. So I watched tutorials, and ultimately skipped the noob stage

@Jhanlie16

3 жыл бұрын

yeah me too

@tbsam1041

3 жыл бұрын

Freaking legend

What's wrong with using a default skin?

Pros who break chest: Am I a joke to you?

@Raf1507

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@account-bu7iq

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raf1507 I always break chest because sometimes I'm in a hurry lol

@user-xb6xz7ib8e

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWV2l6RsoMLMk9Y.html ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ

@bowser_the_flamingshell

2 жыл бұрын

forget you angry pilins!

@PineappleWappleMinecraftVids

2 жыл бұрын

I break chests so that I can gain a chest for my own storage use at home

1:06 killing vilagers: it looks at among us

@babyyellowcheese6597

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@yesimcam4497

2 жыл бұрын

AMONG US

@renatamoen203

2 жыл бұрын

AMONGUS

Actually, sleeping in the nether is what pros do to find ancient debris ^^

@trantanloc4451

2 жыл бұрын

Oh and why do you need an overworld spawner for XP when you have an XP farm in The End

@cato-cats

2 жыл бұрын

U suppose to edit comment

@frostybootz

2 жыл бұрын

😁 Sweet! But how do you do explode the bed, without killing yourself?!

@Ibadullah

2 жыл бұрын

@@frostybootz place 3 block in between your legs and bed and sleep boom rich

2:52 redstone and lapis tools is cursed

@PineappleWappleMinecraftVids

2 жыл бұрын

they are in mods

1:56 But what about trapped chests

@anawesomepet

2 жыл бұрын

Just open it! Its not like someone made it a trapped chest to explode you!

@Ibadullah

2 жыл бұрын

@@anawesomepet they did

I am not a noob I have been playing Minecraft since 2014 but I still dig straight down because I know I can MLG or if there is lava use the door trick

Playing with full volume and leaving default video settings 95% Bruh, i do this

@user-xb6xz7ib8e

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWV2l6RsoMLMk9Y.html ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ

Me: **sees the first 2 cards** Also me: "Guess I'm a noob."

The first time I played mc was like 7 yrs ago I was just 4 back then

Killing Sheep is fine if you want mutton. Full Volume is alright if you turn down your speaker’s volume. BREAKING A CHEST GIVES YOU THE ITEMS FASTER DIAMOND HOES BREAK LEAVES AND HAY BALES FASTER ……

“Not Destroying End Crystals” Speedrunners : Am I a noob to u

2:20 golden items : dont let those shiny ingots fool you also diamonds: am i a joke to you

56% of noobs break a chest fsg speedrunners: so I'm a noob?

@legendbrineplayz5031

3 жыл бұрын

.

😂 When i was a noob, i trought that you need to throw all your items, mobs, and blocks to the lava 😂😂

@TheLostRub389

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Silent_Death_0

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Why did you think that

@MLBBGAMING06

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, when i started minecraft my thoughts is that minecraft is a game where u can build houses and stuffs thats all But bruh imagine a game where u will just throw items and mobs in the lava *b r u h*

@smileonemx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Silent_Death_0 because i spawned near a lava hole, and on these time i haved 5 years

@Columbia809

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Noobs: digging straight down is safe Average players: digging straight down is dangerous Experts: digging straight down is safe

@Radon-220

2 жыл бұрын

It's safe alright with armor and skill

@thatoneguy932

2 жыл бұрын

@@Radon-220 there’s just a really low chance you run into lava when you using straight down. Sure the new caves and cliffs makes fall damage a problem but if you are smart about it, it’s completely safe to dig straight down

Not every noob build dirt some times people are just lazy

*Modded players: Guess I'm a noob*

Me : Digging straight down Also me 5 seconds later : *"No lava?"*

@user-xb6xz7ib8e

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWV2l6RsoMLMk9Y.html ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ಥ

when i was playing for the first time i tried to craft something random

@barthro4203

3 жыл бұрын

True, trying to shape something like a gun made of iron or remembering the pattern of crafting tnt is just stuck in my head.

@gopikarmarar5157

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄

@GoldMoonGuy

3 жыл бұрын

When I played it first time. I even don't even know how to place or use blocks.

@Jhanlie16

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know what redstone did before. I couldn't even make a simple redstone light up!

@wzdgeri2399

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jhanlie16 same

If they are noob how can they get to the nether and place beds??

@jeditempleguard3931

3 жыл бұрын

Nether portal ruins

Once I was digging straight down and I found Diamonds

@viperlord487

2 жыл бұрын

nice

Breaking a chest is useful on speedrunning

0:30 using a default skin is not a noob mistake!!l

@Reiyakugo

3 жыл бұрын

Totally not

@devataxeqed

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimyketchup9849 it is

fire spreads and... you know . lag increases

0% of noobs do this: Pro stuff

"getting too emotional" "being too friendly" *blinks*

That world tutorial image... Where has all of that time gone?

2:20 How can a noob get Elytra anyway?

@unknownpalooza8475

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they need to get it in the end

@JustParadis

2 жыл бұрын

Its a noob not a newbie i guess

DUDE ROTTEN FLESH IS MY FAVORITE FOOD coz its cheaper with zombie xp farm

Not breaking end crystals Speedruner: what did u just say?

Noob dig straight down: lava Dream dig straight down: stronghold +end portal room

Alert: Gold tools Break easier than wood tools or other tools. Alert: LAPIS LAZULI and REDSTONE tools does not exist!

@uda_wolf0961

2 жыл бұрын

But gold tools mine faster than netherite

@braindots2.054

2 жыл бұрын

@@uda_wolf0961 Shut Up! But Gold Tools are broke easier than other tools. Netherite mine fastest than gold. Not as -er than. It's -est

@NoOne-fx3bj

2 жыл бұрын

@@braindots2.054 gold is faster

@braindots2.054

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoOne-fx3bj It's not faster, It's fastest

@viperlord487

2 жыл бұрын

gold tools are the fastest but netherite is more durable

1:43 what if i need food from sheep?

@Quecanick

3 жыл бұрын

make a sheep farm problem solved

I always make sure I am well prepared for fighting in the end and leave the stronghold bricks

Noobs mining diamonds with stone pickaxe me using golden pickaxe: I am -4 parallels universes ahead of you

Not breaking End crystal speedrunner : am i joke you ?

@Jhanlie16

3 жыл бұрын

Actually every speedrun that I saw involves destroying the ender crystals

Dirt houses could just be starter houses

@Silent_Death_0

3 жыл бұрын

Yes or just dig a hole in a mountain and hide

@granger4117

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@PinkNGreen

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *makes house in underground*

@tbsam1041

3 жыл бұрын

I would usually hide in a literal tree if I don't have a bed

@granger4117

3 жыл бұрын

@@tbsam1041 and be a *monke*

1:22 Noobs believe up in herobrine World: So you’ve just insulted all of us?????

@GD-rk1jf

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh it just a texture pack

Watchgame: Use default skin Me: Really everyone first time had default skin

All of this sometimes does pro, but for fun

When I was playing Minecraft for first time a had an Alex skin and steve skin, but I liked more the Alex because I thought it's boy

@turtleburger200

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Why would a noob need to worry about catching their house on fire if it was made of dirt?

Noobs eat pufferfish, but how do noobs get pufferfish?

@claygamer3657

3 жыл бұрын

Fishing

@PinkNGreen

3 жыл бұрын

phisher

Video: *playing at full volume.* Me: Noob®: Tradition since 1886.

2:42 WatchData:Dont craft diamond hoes! Minecraft 1.16:Am I a joke to you?

I almost never use a Shield

"At least turn down the music to 50%" I willingly have it set to 100% while every other sound is down to 75%.

1:05 once I mined emeralds with a wooden pickaxe

@ComradeSoulKnight

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I mined Diamond in Stone I thought it was Iron :(

@ruby23876

2 жыл бұрын

@@ComradeSoulKnight Oof

drunk a water bottle

@SosigNPC

2 жыл бұрын

lmao imagine hes in the desert biome and he found a village he was gonna find an brewing stand and he accidentaly drunk it

First I thought gold tools are more powerful than iron tools

@frostybootz

2 жыл бұрын

(From Netherite) "Hello, you're looking at me."

@Ibadullah

2 жыл бұрын

my sis thinks that still

Hey. The steve skin is for pros

@TheApplevang

2 жыл бұрын

The Alex not?

@Titanus2057

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheApplevang yes cause its second skin

@TheApplevang

2 жыл бұрын

@@Titanus2057 lol :

@RoxelanaLisowska

2 жыл бұрын

True. People can use every skin they want and that doesnt mean they are noob

1:55 Me, who breaks chest to get the stuff faster: *You wouldn’t understand*

Has anyone ever scared in the caves when your new to the game I'm scared in caves when I was a newbie

Ah yes noob destroy spawner with enchanted diamond pickaxe

"Breaking a chest" Me who uses it in Skywars to have more time: *Maybe I am a noob.*

@ZeralfIsReal

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@KIZZFIZZ

2 жыл бұрын

I dont I just Take the loot out in skywars not break it

@ZeralfIsReal

2 жыл бұрын

@@KIZZFIZZ break chest is fast to get loot

Me: seeing making gold tools Me again: gold picks and shovels have one of the fastest mining speeds in minecraft

@edizcakmak1692

3 жыл бұрын

But they are even get broken faster than wood tools

@the_cosmiccat

3 жыл бұрын

And they dont mine useful ores like diamonds, redstone, etc

Out of all my minecraft playing, I have never died by digging straight down.

@breakgametv1453

2 жыл бұрын

Me too.. But i ALMOST died.

@ActiveChildGunner87

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@gojaxsonytgaming

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, there’s lava tho

“Breaking a chest” skywars players: *i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

All noobs hit villager,sheep,llama,their pets,all passive mobs but not attack hostile ones

But even notch himself said hero brine was real but it isn’t now

@prishanigale4804

3 жыл бұрын

Someone in KZread made a video of minecraft and added something: in the old minecraft beta players said that they saw herobrine

@heidivelhagen1852

3 жыл бұрын

@@prishanigale4804 yes exactly so hero brine once existed but now it doesn’t

@mariztan9828

3 жыл бұрын

Dotsktskgsoddpg

bruh breaking chests is FASTER and you can get all the stuff more easily!

@LzLc-

3 жыл бұрын

wdym? if you break the chest all the stuff will come out u bum

@icecubegd4910

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

1:24 Not sleeping Me who doesn't sleep to get more time mining, building and adventuring: maybe I'm a *noob*

99,9% open inventory