You're not crazy. This is a re-upload to fix an audio issue in the previous one.

@Eki0Z.53

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@akis_0264

3 жыл бұрын

I feel special for watching the echo version

@freepremium5886

3 жыл бұрын

Oh good, thought i was crazy

@justted1335

3 жыл бұрын

Love you Civvie you make me NOT wanna die

@ThePawerStation

3 жыл бұрын

Now Wolfenstein RPG and Doom RPG are missing.

Don't worry, the reupload is just a great Wolfenstein reference. *"LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN!"*

@hobomainiac2641

3 жыл бұрын

Mein Leben

@iiclyde_nodes174

3 жыл бұрын

Funny voice man!!!

@Sorrelhas

3 жыл бұрын

REUPLOAD™

@denisvertinsky7628

3 жыл бұрын

OHH I NEEDED THAT

@TrumpLester

3 жыл бұрын

Best VA NA

incredibly pumped for Pro Chex Quest

@Mr..Malice

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Pro Chex Quest when Civvie??

@childishgoblino

3 жыл бұрын

​@@tardwrangler1019 Cope

@michaeldougherty6036

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, I had a copy of Chex Quest. But I never got a chance to play it, what with the constantly being grounded.

@tardwrangler1019

3 жыл бұрын

@@childishgoblino seethe

@KamiNoBaka1

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldougherty6036 A copy? Dude I had like 20 copies thanks to my grandma making huge batches of chex mix lol

“You know but then he did.” Perfect way to sum up John Carmack.

@TheGary108

3 жыл бұрын

The more I hear about John Carmack, more I think of him as an Absolute Chad that gave no fucks.

@Doperwtje81

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGary108 He is. Carmack once tried breaking into his school with homemade explosives cuz he wanted an Apple pc.

@vibemasterkorosu2469

2 жыл бұрын

@@Doperwtje81 He would've succeeded if one of his friends followed his plan

@examname9477

2 жыл бұрын

0:01 what version of this horst wessel lied? i cant find it on internet

@blockmanvideo5635

2 жыл бұрын

@@Doperwtje81 there’s a much darker timeline where he kills us all.

My dad had Wolfenstein 3D and the official hint book that had the maps in them, with commentary from Id Software employees themselves. Tom Hall said that Episode 6 Map 1 was basically designed to stop John Romero from being so good at the game. Supposedly Romero beat the entire first episode in around 5 minutes and at the time was the world record. I think it was beaten, but it's nice to know that whole levels were designed to knock your own co-workers down a peg.

@JeffreyPiatt

Жыл бұрын

You can clearly tell some ID maps were made out of spite to someone. Nightmare was made because Romaro was annoyed at some Usenet posts calling doom's Ultra violence too easy.

@lampochka2003

6 ай бұрын

wow you're lucky man, I didn't even understand English back in the days I was playing these maze levels... I even had no idea it has some story behind. So sad my father quited this year and I've found this video only now!

WE'RE GONNA BE DOIN' ONE THANG AND ONE THANG ONLY SPAMMIN' THE USE KEY AGAINST EVERY WALL WE FIND

@ellocojoncrazy3270

3 жыл бұрын

FRED FUCKS?!!! WTF!!!

@eduardodiaz9942

3 жыл бұрын

EACH ONE OF YOU OWES ME 100 HUMPED WALLS

@gabby3036

3 жыл бұрын

SPACE BAR SPACE BAR SPACE BAR

@Taima

3 жыл бұрын

This is the way.

@missingindy

3 жыл бұрын

AND ALSO KILLIN NAHTZEYS

Ok but BJ having a dramatic monologue about wet dog food killed me

@expendableround6186

3 жыл бұрын

They really gave him some admirable depth New Order onwards.

@amuroray9115

3 жыл бұрын

@@expendableround6186 agreed. Props to the voice actor in New Order.

@EpicTyphlosionTV

3 жыл бұрын

I MUST find the scene where he says it

@NineteenInFrench

3 жыл бұрын

@@EpicTyphlosionTV 8:17 for your infinite pleasure

@EpicTyphlosionTV

3 жыл бұрын

@@NineteenInFrench I meant the scene in whichever game it comes from

"We're going to be doing one thing, and one thing only." *Humping walls*

@kaledmarrero1011

3 жыл бұрын

Killing nazis.

@ibosu3190

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaledmarrero1011 *G N A T S E E S*

@magemega4262

3 жыл бұрын

Stabbing dogs and eating old left out turkey dinners.

@TheGary108

3 жыл бұрын

@@magemega4262 Gnatsee Dogs don’t go to Doggy Heaven cuz fuck ‘em.

@roninja6929

3 жыл бұрын

Those wall won't know what hit em.

I played this game with my dad when I was in kindergaden. He kind of ruled in it but he always ran out of ammo. Then he was "the dangerous man with the knife". He was such a badass man. My hero. Tried to introduce him to "Return to Caste Wolfenstein" from 2001. He wasn't such a badass anymore. I guess that was the first time I realized my dad was not invincible, and that age is a thing.

@Gman_2009_

2 жыл бұрын

sad

@spyrelle3970

2 жыл бұрын

That's a nice story. My pa' would play some of the original PlayStation games way back when. Oddworld: Abe's Exodus/Odyssey were his favorites.

@micalzoncillo249

2 жыл бұрын

@@spyrelle3970 me and my mom used to play medievil when i was like 6. she loved it, she even bought the strategy guide so she could 100% it. i remember her beating it without me and i was so dissapointed at the time lol, now i just laugh.

@thelordofthelostbraincells

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I wish I had all of your experience with my parents

@branflake6048

2 жыл бұрын

I mean tbf return to castle wolfenstein does have some crazy difficulty spikes if you're not ready for them.

Inb4 removed again for having a purple pixel on one frame.

@Civvie11

3 жыл бұрын

UGH DAMN IT LET ME GO FIX IT

@captaintoyota3171

3 жыл бұрын

Cyan pixels?

@wallabra

3 жыл бұрын

No, those are issues in the Wolfenstein SS sprites in Doom 2, not in actual Wolf3D.

@blackout295

3 жыл бұрын

Civvie doesn't know about the existence of KZread's editor

@SgtMjRomero

3 жыл бұрын

Now I wanna see the deviantart fan art he saw

Wolf3D is the game that got me into gaming. Playing this and the old GTA games in my friend's basement on a Czech foreign exchange student's computer while the student in question watched porno tapes he stole from my friend's stepdad is very nearly the defining point of my childhood. You're doing good work here Civvie.

@Tavares0709

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like a great childhood, man

@lochandichabod3084

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tavares0709 agreed

@rat1806

2 жыл бұрын

Your childhood sounds the opening to an early 2000's comedy

@yakupcetinkaya1473

6 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at this, thank you@@rat1806

I don't know why I love this guy's voice so much. He sounds so pissed off yet so calm, like a pissed off of minor inconveniences

@BryanWhite-zr5mq

7 ай бұрын

his voice reminds me of the reviewer urinatingtree

@LastNameReese

7 ай бұрын

@@BryanWhite-zr5mqit really does, I love tree and this all makes sense now

@captainnurbles9169

2 ай бұрын

I've always said that Civvie talks in bold.

I think you described this game best when you said “it’s designed like fast food, it’s cheap, easy, and satisfying just don’t have too much of it.”

@boden_staendig

3 жыл бұрын

Once in a while I replay an episode or two for this very reason. Playing them all would drive me crazy, but otherwise this is still one legendary fun and well-done game.

@PaladinDusty

3 жыл бұрын

Like my ex-wife. Damn, I miss her...

"He assisted an SS dentist / mechanic in attempting to jump start your tonsils earlier that morning." Oh I get it, they electrified the inside of your mouth.

@christopherstathis4419

3 жыл бұрын

I was honestly expecting a Marathon Man reference from him.

@dominicesquivel3901

3 жыл бұрын

Electrify my golden tooth

"This poor bastard brought a rocket launcher to a hit scan fight" that made my day.

What do you suppose the odds are that at least ONE German soldier in the entire WWII shouted "Mein leben!" when he got shot?

@remyrichardson8614

Жыл бұрын

Idk like 3,000-1?

@highestsettings

5 ай бұрын

I suppose its the same odds as an Allied soldier shouting "my life!" when they got shot. That is to say, very low.

You’ve committed to the meme, now people are gonna ask “Pro Spear of Destiny when?” “Pro Return to Danger when?” “Pro Ultimate Challenge when?”

@classicshooters8902

3 жыл бұрын

Playing Return to Danger and Ultimate Challenge is like having a lobotomy. Can't wait to see you play them, CV-11!

@MrShambles

3 жыл бұрын

Pro Ultima Underworld when?

@BadlanderOutsider

3 жыл бұрын

BLADE OF AGONY!

@deadruins

3 жыл бұрын

Pro New Order when?

@Vic-Vega

3 жыл бұрын

Love Return to Danger.

Civvie’s “John Carmack is a god" jokes are amazing.

@Elyseon

3 жыл бұрын

More like a Cthulhu type being.

@CrizzyEyes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elyseon Yeah, or maybe Tzeentch, Chaos patron of knowledge and change whose plans are infinite and unknowable.

@thechrononaut1

3 жыл бұрын

I can't help but laugh at every god damn one of them.

@abloogywoogywoo

3 жыл бұрын

He's more of a GOD SLAYER.

@Feuerhamster

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes?

The john Carmack joke is my favorite running gag on this show

@DashingSteel

Жыл бұрын

...Joke?

8:15 - Gianni's fantastic voice acting!

The sound error wasn't an error, it was omnipotent being carmack's power manifested for the purpose to destroy romero's influence over civvie's PC.

@BloodfelX

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, I would believe that they are two elder gods petty enough to fight through metaphysical means for control of some KZreadr's PC.

@hiddenshadow2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@BloodfelX This is now my headcanon.

@valentinom.4292

3 жыл бұрын

They don't like each other nowadays?

@ScopeOperaSam

2 жыл бұрын

@@BloodfelX all over the shit talking Ion Storm was throwing during Daikatanas development. Romero and Carmack have been engaged in a Crucible of Deitys for like 3 decades now. Something like that lol.

1:42 Of course. The binding in-between space that holds reality together is *FIREBLUE.* It all makes sense now.

@AnimatedTerror

3 жыл бұрын

They tried to warn us... and we didn’t listen!!!

@wistfulanthophila9317

Жыл бұрын

wait it's fireBlue? i thought it was called fire glue

That Schutzstaffel stack at 15:46 made me choke on my beer, thanks.

@tehshadowy

Жыл бұрын

more like Shoes Shuffle :D

If Doom(1993) was a major step forward for the gaming industry, Wolfenstein 3D was the gaming industry getting its boots on before leaving the house.

That camera panning out to see the player with that "YEAHHH!" jump feels so good to see after enduring hitscan Hell.

"You brought a rocket launcher to a hit scan fight" needs to go on a t-shirt.

@lacumbancha6273

3 жыл бұрын

Totally i'd buy if i had credit card

@shmekelfreckles8157

3 жыл бұрын

You need to have chadness level of cyberdemon to pull that off.

@half-lifescientist1991

3 жыл бұрын

Doomguy vs. Spider-Mastermind (when out of BFG ammo)

@channel5980

3 жыл бұрын

The Virgin traveling projectile vs the Chad hitscan

@lunareclipse2401

3 жыл бұрын

@@shmekelfreckles8157 the cyberdemon is the ULTIMATE chad

I know this is late, but I was introduced to this (and FPS games as a whole) by a WWII veteran. Dude had a really advanced flightsim rig, and I was totally unable to wrap my head around the setup, so he just loaded up Wolf3d and I played it until I had to go home.

I remember playing this in the early nineties when I was five with the sound cranked up. The soldier's shouts of alert after long silences used to scare the shit out of me.

I love how John Carmack just becomes a more powerful and terrible eldritch horror every Civvie video.

@Zelousmarineinspace

3 жыл бұрын

The only guy who can stop Carmack now is Gabe

@diegomonteverde3532

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zelousmarineinspace oh no... We're doomed... (No pun intended)

@mjc0961

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zelousmarineinspace lol, Gabe can't stop Carmack. Gabe can't even get his company to make games.

@lambda5992

2 жыл бұрын

@@mjc0961 nevermind the fact that without Carmack, Half-Life wouldn't exist. Gabe can't stop something that made him what he is lmao

@erselley9017

2 жыл бұрын

His face in that photo makes me laugh every time I see it. The look on his face is the look you made when forced into a back to school photo mixed with the look you make when someone you like gives you a compliment. Equal parts. It baffles me on how exactly he pulled it off.

When’s Jedi Knight, Civvie? When are you gonna stroke Kyle’s Beard?

@democratsagainstjoebiden5275

3 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering that too

@ClusterShart

3 жыл бұрын

@@diverguy3556 the beard gives Kyle power. It isn’t coincidence that he gained the ability to use the force after it grew.

@ClusterShart

3 жыл бұрын

@Code Turtle He had it in Jedi Outcast, he just cut himself off to not have to deal with the Jedi Order

@johnlong765

3 жыл бұрын

I hope soon. It's muh favorite.

@MightyKombat

3 жыл бұрын

...Pro Republic Commando when civvie?

"RPG...G..?'s" God damn it, Civvie. You're the man. Theres something timeless about a KZread personality who can poke fun at himself.

That part with Bj talking about dog food is the freaking best

When I was a kid I thought the bowl of dog food was a bowl of cereal

@handlessuck589

3 жыл бұрын

Chex Cereal.

@Bloodletter8

3 жыл бұрын

"Your parents can afford the cereal that makes its own gravy? AWESOME"

@MrFlyingSnakes

3 жыл бұрын

It's MEAT CEREAL

@Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels

3 жыл бұрын

Nom nom... wait what the fu-

@sandycrytzer2967

3 жыл бұрын

same

Poor gianni, imagine how much dog food he had to eat for that line alone

@Lawlsomedude

3 жыл бұрын

C'mon, Gianni didn't ACTUALLY eat dog food for the line. I'm sure he spat it out when the take was done.

@aymuhspunj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lawlsomedude cant believe Gianni is a spitter...

@uria3679

3 жыл бұрын

@@aymuhspunj I’m sure he ate something with a similar wet dog food

@CoralCopperHead

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lawlsomedude ...You do realize that half-decent canned dog food is pretty much the same as the no-name stews sold for humans, right?

@AgentDanielCross

2 жыл бұрын

@@aymuhspunj yeah, spitters are quitters!

Can’t wait for pro Noah’s ark 3D.

I think you're the first KZreadr I've seen talking about this game that mentioned the fact that you're able to drink blood off the floor at low health. It seems like that's not a very well known fact. I know I found out by pure accident a long time ago when I heard a random slurping sound and suddenly had more health.

@girthquake1413

3 жыл бұрын

I never even knew it, and I've played this game for over 20 years.

@_V.Va_

3 жыл бұрын

But then you'd get Nazi AIDS.

@girthquake1413

3 жыл бұрын

@@_V.Va_ Hm, kill more nazis but get their AIDS or take the chance decisions decisions

@FinalStarman95

3 жыл бұрын

I never knew that myself, probably because I'm almost never between 1 and 9 percent health. Most enemy shots take so much health that you easily go from 20% to dead in a single shot.

@darkprinc979

3 жыл бұрын

@@FinalStarman95 Yeah, I think it's pretty uncommon to notice because it takes some pretty specific circumstances to happen.

Me as a german listening to Civvie trying to pronounce "Fettgesicht" was the thing I needed to have a good day

@sozhran

3 жыл бұрын

He never heard Rammstein, did he?

@rvaughan74

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god... I just tried using google translate to hear an attempt at a German pronunciation... it literally translates as Fat Face...

@panthekirb7561

3 жыл бұрын

Its civvie's brand of lowest effort """comedy""". I'm not German but damn even I knew how to pronounce such simple words. I always cringe at the whole "entitled youtuber fails to pronouns foreign words" trope.

@elaxter

3 жыл бұрын

@@panthekirb7561 salty

@MetallicMutalisk

3 жыл бұрын

@@panthekirb7561 yeah it's never funny unfortunately

No worries, I´ll watch it a second time

Ah the old “I think the goal of this level is…” feeling. Pretty much sums up my entire experience of Kens Labyrinth.

If you ever get a chance to play the doom mod Brutal Wolfenstein, those mutants are more of a pain in the ass than in the original Wolfenstein.

this is so fucked up, i dont rememeber 90% of this and i used to complete it in a single sitting as a child because i didnt know you could save it....

@MarioPawner

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. That's simultaneously really sad and really badass.

@ESFAndy011

3 жыл бұрын

That's probably because of the repetitive use of textures throughout the game. Not that I knock it, it was ahead of its own time still.

@AnimatedTerror

3 жыл бұрын

@@ESFAndy011 that’s pretty fair honestly. It’s like civvie said. Fast food that you shouldn’t have too much of. It’s repetitious but sometimes that’s alright.

I once took a “WWII in Film and Lit” course and the professor’s name was “Robert J. Blaskiewicz” - signed right up. Cool dude, went by Bob so he was literally B. J. Blaskiewicz. There’s also a WWII German general named Blaskowitz which is kinda awkward. Not sure if the latter was the inspiration for the name, and fairly certain the former wasn’t. Always curious how they came up with BJ Blaskiewicz.

@jimbob3332

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe because it sounds like "blast" and that's an action thing

@Bmetalful

3 жыл бұрын

If you think critically you can probably reason with the fact that we know 1 side of the story. When I played this game as a kid I thought it was so fun to kill all these "bad guys." After reading a couple of notorious books by the other side I really thought about what side's story makes more sense. Let's just say I can't play this series of games anymore. It just feels like propaganda. There's a lot more to the story than "mustache man go crazy and kill innocent people because he's evil."

@user-zd2kl9yg4v

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bmetalful Yeah, I would prefer game where you shoot soviet soldiers and kill Stalin in the end.

@bl1tz533

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bmetalful be careful, youre gonna get called an anti semite!

@od4361

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bmetalful Isn't that kind of the fun of it though? The idea of an extremely serious war being this 2 dimensional "Goodies VS Badies" series?

Simple as it was, this game already had some nuance to learn in the use of its guns. I felt satisfied whenever I caught the firing rhythm correctly and scored a kill without wasting a single shot - something a lot of later shooters could not boast about.

7:54 "...And running around the level *wondering* if they're gonna show up..." " *Wondering* About My Loved Ones " plays in the background Nice

You know, after watching this video and revisiting Wolf 3D with fresh eyes, learning that Rise of the Triad got developed out of Wolf 3D's engine feels more astounding.

@hiddenshadow2105

3 жыл бұрын

All this verticality and jumping!

8:41 um excuse me what? How am I learning this now

@dannyboi5887

3 жыл бұрын

I actually find that a really cool, if morbid detail. Being so low on health, BJ is desperate and has to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive Of course realistically that wouldn't magically heal is wounds, but the whole survival aspect of it is still cool

@mfisher9977

3 жыл бұрын

Wolf 3D speedrun explained when Bismuth?

@rodjustice3582

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@duderitoz6953

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyboi5887 Bj is such a battle chad that he not only kills his enemies but devours the leftover viscera too

@darkprinc979

3 жыл бұрын

It seems like not too many people knew about this, as Civvie is the first KZreadr I've seen mention that fact when talking about this game. I discovered it entirely by accident a long time ago while playing.

Damn Civvie, your content is so good, you have developed your style in to a well refined art form. You and Katie are nailing this shit, the editing and pacing are almost perfect, and your scripts flow nicely and are generally interesting. This was great stuff dude. Thanks and well done.

Civvie pronouncing General Fettgesicht is funny, but what funnier is is that when he said Fatface, he's not actually wrong. Fettgesicht is German for Fatface. XD

@remyrichardson8614

Жыл бұрын

That’s why he said it

"Adding magic and fantastical elements in a Wolfenstein game would be silly," said Civvie, just after going through an entire episode of zombie mutants with guns mounted in their chests

@eldavid8774

3 жыл бұрын

*tips fedora and pushes glasses Aktually that is technically scifi

@AnimatedTerror

3 жыл бұрын

@@eldavid8774 congrats, you’ve been scheduled for an afternoon in the flaying chamber.

@petkofuchalski9809

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnimatedTerror that's one of the best ways for stress relief.

@iaincowell9747

3 жыл бұрын

Return To Castle Wolfenstein

@johnsimon8457

3 жыл бұрын

( Image of older and fatter John Romero and his shit eating grin, slowly fading in from the corner. )

22:55 tfw there's so many sprites to the point of looking like a voxel

@_pascalwittwer

3 жыл бұрын

@anton_ss idk

@luigicampo4008

3 жыл бұрын

Must be the 3D part of the game...

Is it me or is Civvie getting more cheerful with time?

27:22 so did you actually go to deviantArt and find a NSFW piece of artwork or did you just find a random piece of artwork and just gray it out

Love this game. There's just something about walking through the castle with that ominous music, paranoid that some fuck is going to jumpscare you and blow your head off in a nanosecond.They may have removed all the overt stealth elements., but there's still a strand of that DNA left in there.

@Inojin67

3 жыл бұрын

I guess id was really going back to it's roots with Doom 3

@yusukeelric

2 жыл бұрын

I played the OG wolfenstein. And man, there is a lot of potential for a 3d rendition. I believe in an alternate universe where Looking glass made a wolfenstein that was an immersive sim where the game is all about escaping the castle, kinda like System shock but in an underground nazi prison stealing supplies and disguising as officers. The closest thing to the OG wolfenstein is Hitman.

BJ's face when he's near death gave me nightmares as a kid. And, seeing it again, it's about to give me nightmares as an adult.

@Eric4372

Жыл бұрын

He looks like a potato

@hikeskool

6 ай бұрын

No, to both but good clickbait 👌

I really like playing The Old Blood and jump-crouching around corners popping pistol rounds into these guys. Makes me feel like James Bond.

5:53 nah, there's no bad dogs, only bad owners

Katie going hard with the Dutch angles in this one Honestly I'm amazed she squeezed a half hour of compelling footage out of such a samey game. Let's all take a moment and appreciate Katie's transitions and pacing

@expendableround6186

3 жыл бұрын

If only they had the same level of dedication for TNT.

@ohmygoditisspider7953

3 жыл бұрын

@@expendableround6186 no amount of dedication or good editing will make TNT interesting.

@expendableround6186

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohmygoditisspider7953 It’s still no excuse for him refusing to make the video proper. It’s as if he promised a PS5/XSX for Christmas, only to give an empty cardboard box without so much of an IOU note or a verbal apology. Even if you’re a staunch vegan of gami... er, a “PC Master Race” person, it’s disappointing, as one can at least sell the console. Using an unrelated YT channel for comparison, Raycevick broke down why ME3’s ending was so reviled, as opposed to merely saying it sucks and then pretending it doesn’t exist. I honestly don’t care if his dedicated video to TNT is a 30-min rant/dis track that takes months of channel inactivity to make, I just want him to give us an actual product as opposed to a not-even five minute rant session that effectively says “I don’t wanna!” with all of the (in)elegance of a kid pouting towards his parents.

@mothweb8088

3 жыл бұрын

@@expendableround6186 holy shit dude, you’re entitled as fuck

@beautifulmeeses

3 жыл бұрын

@@expendableround6186 so... You're saying that they should make a video that they will not enjoy making on a piece of content that they don't enjoy because... Why? Because you're entitled to this amazing content that they're making for free?? That's just ridiculous.

When you said, "Fuck it, what am i trying to prove? I couldn't beat it on death incarnate on the game boy advance" It straight up sounded like you were gonna go into a rap.

@notfeedynotlazy

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he should have tried "Can I play, daddy?" difficulty instead.

The thing about how Wolfenstein is great for portable gaming is so true, I first experienced the game through DOSBox on the tablet I had as a kid. It feels like it was designed almost like an early age iPhone mobile game, back before the market was polluted with ads and scummy pay to win shit. Super simple mechanics and tons of levels to slowly chip away at over years of killing time on the school bus or in waiting rooms. Still love it to this day.

You know.... Coming back to this I did always find it odd that we never got a movie tie-in to Die Hard on the Wolfenstein engine. It would have been perfect to recreate Nakatomi Plaza with the 30 floors to the building, shooting terrorists with similar weapons. I don't know. It just always seemed liek the apt fit.

@ayyyyph2797

Жыл бұрын

IG that's what Going Down is for

1:47 Civvie's continuing deification and edritch'ing of John Carmack never ceases to amuse me.

@yusukeelric

2 жыл бұрын

You gotta please the gods.

John Carmack jokes are not just a net positive, its one of the main reasons i subbed to this channel. Keep em comin Civvie

Finally, after all these years, someone took this game seriously. Also 24:32 you amateur! Don't you know a knife makes a sound? ;-)

I played this game with my mom when I was a little child. I vividly remember sitting by her side of her watch her play. Fun times.

Goddamn, pro Return to Castle Wolfenstien would be sweet.

@Hayden49

3 жыл бұрын

Wolfenstein*

@austen8718

3 жыл бұрын

The good ole days of Enemy Territory

@Valkod23

3 жыл бұрын

There's even a mod for RtCW that seeks to improve some issues present in the original game.

@Muster_Muckee_II

3 жыл бұрын

@@Valkod23 I've recently replayed through the Real RTCW mod and I can safely say that I still really *_F--KING HATE MUTANTS !_* Other than that it's still great.

The echo was actually him telling people where the key to his cell was

When he said general fatface after fumbling the guy’s name, I died.

@CallofDutyBlackOps28

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically, that's the dudes actual name. no joke.

@Blue_Shift421

2 жыл бұрын

@@CallofDutyBlackOps28 I bet he was like "fuck this shit" with that name

Gotta love when someone makes a playthrough of a 29 year old game immensely entertaining!

Has anyone noticed how much Civvie's voice has changed in this episode? Like, he used to sound all deep with kind of a lisp, but it seems like post-cancer mouse, his voice is slowly raising in pitch and losing its lisp. They're definitely doing things to him in his sleep.

@Blindpulitzer11

3 жыл бұрын

I initially thought he sounded like officer Barbrady from South Park

@BigboiiTone

3 жыл бұрын

Ya he sounded way more southern in earlier vids now he just sounds more bro

@Solidus_Edge

2 жыл бұрын

He's said before that he basically started out doing a Mr Plinkett impression, which got toned down until he was just using his real voice

@BigboiiTone

2 жыл бұрын

@@Solidus_Edge o cool thanks

@CoralCopperHead

Жыл бұрын

-We- They have been choking him a little.

I always knew I would wake up one day and see "Civvie 11 uploaded: Pro Wolfenstein 3D" Super happy that that day was today. Not that it REALLY matters, because ANY video you make is always 100% entertaining. Except for that Alien: Colonial Marines, that video was like a seven, seven and a half.

@ProfDragonite

3 жыл бұрын

I c wat u did thar.

@coliimusic

3 жыл бұрын

I think this comment was a seven, seven and a half

@Collin255

3 жыл бұрын

oh.......hello Randy........

@fuzzydunlop7928

3 жыл бұрын

The Magic Mentalist strikes again. I keep telling Civvie that he can’t hide from Randolph. He owns multiple pairs or binoculars.

@coliimusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzydunlop7928 Pitchford is gonna make you his Bitchford

Is it just me or is the mutant fall down animation way smoother than all the other guard's fall down animations

Great video. It was an awesome surprise to see some Wolfenstein 3D love. Hope to see more Wolf 3D engine games in the future!

Civvie: **starts video with three minutes of the **_Horst-Wessel-Lied_**** German viewers: **sweating intensifies**

@andrewvaldez1710

3 жыл бұрын

*MEIN LEBEN*

@kloakekloaker1020

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewvaldez1710 EVA. AUF WIEDERSEHEN

@tarrker

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because I've always LOVED that tune. I think I about died when I finally found out where it had come from. x_x

@valentinom.4292

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarrker I love salil sawarim despite it's origins

@TeemoQuinton

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarrker oh shit tell

I can't believe I just now got the joke in Nocturnal Missions. In my defense I can only say that I never really thought about it.

@generic_username9719

3 жыл бұрын

What joke?

@phantomspaceman

3 жыл бұрын

@@generic_username9719 emissions.

this is probably my seventh time watching this video, I’ll update it with every new time I watch this vid

One strategy which is really useful is to intentionally alert enemies. Like opening a door and make some noise and immediately retreat and clean them up as they come.

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine

Жыл бұрын

That's worth doing a lot, but sometimes they stay put and wait for you anyway.

Pro EYE: Divine Cybermancy when, civvie?

@OperatorVanta

3 жыл бұрын

YOU GAIN BROUZOUF

@dirtfriend

3 жыл бұрын

my legs are OK

@AliaImmortalis

3 жыл бұрын

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE WAVES.

8:15 Mad Max made canned dog food look like the most delicious thing on the planet. The way he dug into it was just so enthusiastically. I'm not the only one who thought this, right?

@88SLLS

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh canned dog food reminds me a lot of dintymore beef stew in a can which is pretty good for canned food. Never tried eating dog food, but it definitely smells better than cat food. Although I did eat a dog biscuit once. It wasn't the worst thing in the world, but it definitely could have used some salt.

@angeleaterstudios1004

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you think about it, dogfood is basically a delicacy compared to eating corpse maggots.

@sinful.silence7244

3 жыл бұрын

You know what the song being played is?

I can't stress enough how much blake stone is overlooked because it came from Wolf3d. But it's anything but a clone. Blake stone, takes every flaw from Wolfenstein and fix most of them. -Crowds of enemies numbing your senses? Don't worry, have a grenade launcher and mow down crowds in exchange of more bullets spent -Confusing maps? Worry not you have a map (and PLanet strike IMPROVES it further) -Pressing Space all over the place to find secrets? Nah, hold space and run around -90% of your enemies are hitscanners? Not anymore, now 50% of your enemies are hitscanners -Not enough bullets? Well , you can go back to a previous level and find any you left. VERY IMPORTANT for EPISODE 1 Secret level wich is a grade A bitch -Still not enough bullets? don't worry, instead of a knife you got a self recharging, albeit slow firing pistol. -textured floor and ceilings - Doors open faster. -You don't need to find all secrets. Only the ones with treasure because the game only asks you to find loot, not secrets. It even adds more things. Teleporters, a currency, vending machines. A mechanic where some of the scientists are friendly and if you don't kill them you can speak to them and they give you coins and ammo. And if you manage to NOT kill any and get ALL treasures AND kill All enemies, you get bonus points. wich are helpful for extra lives. Wich is a limited mechanic... because you can only hold 4. And there is NO extra life power up in BS. Enemies will hach from eggs, from containment boxes and tubes, One particular asshole infinitely spawns from plasma generators , and worse... Their attacks may be the most deadly in the game...And the turrets, they are usually not a problem. Until episode 3 where you have to literally try to dodge their line of sight until you find the machinegun... Turrets are immune to pistols or the grenade launcher. Only machineguns can hurt them Planet strike even introduces enemies with cloaking devices. Making it difficult to see them , specially from a distance. It has some stinkers. the troopers. Are massive dicks that feign death and force you to stare at them until they want to wake up, It's not even hard to know they are still alive, they just fall, bloodless to the ground and scream ADIEU. instead of screaming in pain. This mechanic is given an interesting spin in planet strike , where you are SO OVERWHELMED by enemies you don't have time to keep watch until they wake up. So atleast you do more than staring at them. In general Planet strike is like a Kaizo Aliens of gold. With the cost of only having 20 LEVELS. i mean it has 5 secret levels and the levels are bigger. At the same time they are Punishing as hell and each of them want you dead. Planet also adds invisible walk in triggers, wich do two things. Open-Close doors/columns or alerting enemies. And boy the game will try to murder you everytime you walk in a place and listen to a hundred enemies being instantly alerted. There is WAY more troopers in this game. Wich means 5 times the eniemes that will fake their deaths, but you don't need to throw 3 grenades at them, because you got a plasma gun. wich doesn't spend 4 but 8 bullets and hurt a lot... Even you. it has player damaging splash damage. B ut enough praise for planet strike. Bullets explode in this game. Hit them with anything explosive and they Explode. This is the worst mechanic i ever see. I get it. The game forces you to not abuse the explosives or make the conscious sacrifice of exploding bullets on your enemies or use the chaingun and take them out slowly, you can always make them follow you wich is really hard, because Wolf engine enemies are stupid as bricks and easily get lost. At the same time. while the grenade launcher Doesn't damage you. the bullets the enemies drop do. And that means that every time you kill an enemy with it close range. not only you don't get your bullets back, their drop explodes on you. BS , overall, is smarter at being harder than Wolfenstein when it itself gets hard. Enemies still shoot from behind each other, even visible projectiles. I even love it more than Rise of the Triad. ROTT is in a place where it tried to stay away from the basics of W3d but didn't have the tech to reach max potential and be toe to toe with Doom. But Blake... Its still wolfenstein, It keeps the basics. But improves the fllaws of the original. It even aged far better. Have this as a mini review until Civvie finally makes a video about BS.

Pro Super Noah's Ark 3D

I used to use the same guard-luring tactics in a lot of other games when I was younger. Now that I'm older I'm laughing at how they don't just grenade you and being grateful they didn't.

Oh god, I was literally quoting "KILLIN' NATZEES" two seconds before it showed up. Bless you, Civvie.

Legendary game. I still play it from time to time. Nothing beats its weird pacing and ridiculous mazes. I also love the sounds and music. And this game was so innovative. What it lacked in 3D capabilities it made up for in nifty features like the DeathCam.

15:11 This design mechanic is the original Enemies In Toilet Stalls for No Reason in FPS games.

@0v_x0

2 жыл бұрын

ok sorry but 3 seconds later; pro blake stone when civvie? ;|

Y'know, playing this game was strange for me as a kid. I was learning German at the time and I got oddly obsessed with it. Wolf3D is the first game that really got me into modding. I made an entire new game for myself about killing monsters as a sorcerer before I found out that Catacombs 3D was a thing that existed.

*"EUGH... MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL!"* - Dr. Schabbs

@MoskHotel

3 жыл бұрын

*”MUTTI!”*

@Muster_Muckee_II

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: In the Atari version Dr. Schabbs yells "Scheißekopf !" (Shit head). But I think my favorite voiceline is still *"EINE KLINE AMERIKANER !"* -Otto von Giftmacher.

@ahzrukal4603

3 жыл бұрын

@@Muster_Muckee_II Scheißekopf is killing me xD this word doesn't even exist in german on top of that it would be gramatically incorrect

25:20 "Aw, this poor bastard brought a rocket launcher to a hitscan fight!" Best line of the whole video.

Fun fact: the purple levels are purple because they are drenched in mutant blood, which is purple

"You don't get a better game ending than killing Hi-" *advert break* I hope they had to pay extra for that one.

Can I just say that whenever you put clips from a movie, like you did with Pennywise having a grand ol' time around 11:24, it cheers me up? I could have a shitty day but it's content like yours that brightens my day.

"oh this poor bastard brought a rocket launcher to a hit scan fight" 😂

8:27 Maybe it's just cause I'm hungry/curious but...that wet dogfood looks kinda good.

“Re-uploaded to remove an echo” _the description_ Also, Pro Grezzo 2 when, Civvie?!

@NotsoseriousNick

3 жыл бұрын

Oooh boi, wonder if he'll ask for Italian context or just....leave the madness uncontexted

@st.paddymad7085

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotsoseriousNick I think for certain parts, he’ll ask for context and leave other certain parts uncontexted.

@SpecShadow

3 жыл бұрын

No mods, Death Wish was exception because it's supreme quality. Now he have to live with people recomending mods on top of retail titles.

@st.paddymad7085

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpecShadow can Grezzo 2 be another exception, where we can laugh at him suffer through Italian madness?

@SpecShadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@st.paddymad7085 I don't see the point, it's just funny stuff for Italians but for anyone else - not so much. Where's fun in missing 99% references?

I remember watching my dad play this game when I was a kid. Occasionally he'd let me play, making the name of the easiest difficulty setting simply a description.

man I gotta highlight the work you do in adding the subtitles, it might get unnoticed but it really shows you care for your audience uwu

@AliaImmortalis

3 жыл бұрын

He's already got a lotta work with the editing so I'm the one making the captions and subtitles. 😊

@LouisVarola

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliaImmortalis big thank you as someone who's native language isn't english 🙌

@AliaImmortalis

3 жыл бұрын

@@LouisVarola No problem.

Pro Blake Stone when civvie? I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. I'm the only one...

@kungfuskull

3 жыл бұрын

No, not alone, i've been asking for it for like 3 years. 😔

Relaxing activities on Friday night: open a bear, kickback, watch Civvie punish himself by playing an old FPS on max difficulty. Cheers, m8!

@Gatorade69

3 жыл бұрын

I tried opening a bear once and it ripped me to pieces.

@dallesamllhals9161

3 жыл бұрын

PETA will get ya...

@evilspoons

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gatorade69 It depends which bit you open

@duderitoz6953

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you're from Lithuania, its pronounced beer

15:12 Blake Stone has 66 levels, actually. In every episode, one secret level requires a secret red key card, and another is accessed via hidden teleporter.

@ZuluRomeo

Жыл бұрын

15:12

@geroldgrimel4811

Жыл бұрын

@@ZuluRomeo Ooops! Thanks Zulu! 👍👍👍

I find that this is one your most rewatchable videos. I always come back to it.

It's pretty ironic how the mutants make the "Saturday night fever" style "staying alive" move just before they kill you.