I am GENUINELY afraid for any woman within a 30 mile radius of this man 😂

@Shihaam-ym8eh

Ай бұрын

lol

@MitchellJBridges

24 күн бұрын

The cringe meter is off the charts with this one.

I have decided to write neither men nor women. I shall only write goblins.

@ThatRandomWeirdoWriter

Ай бұрын

I cannot wait to read about your goblins. They sound very interesting. 😂

@cryinggremlin

Ай бұрын

Next video: humans writing goblins 😱

@Sandi_Like_the_Beach

Ай бұрын

Are they nonbinary goblins 🤔

@ploopploopy4940

Ай бұрын

​@Sandi_Like_the_Beach Well, now they have to be.

@Riverr5

Ай бұрын

@@Sandi_Like_the_Beach Yes. Yes they are.

I need the woman's pov to just be "I feel like my face is melting, it's so hot. Why is this creep staring at me? I'll just smile politely and... Dammit he's walking over."

@Shihaam-ym8eh

Ай бұрын

Probably true

@dkuabah

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@MitchellJBridges

24 күн бұрын

That would be funny actually.

@MxFlyingPhoenix

20 күн бұрын

Exactly lmaoo

"She has to be doing this on purpose" - doing what, the weather!?

It terrifies me that people write like this 😅

"He shifts uncomfortably" ... gurl I'm uncomfortable just by hearing this 😂

I lost it at the uterus begging 😂

@MitchellJBridges

24 күн бұрын

It's an internal organ designed to form the fetus. It has no feelings, because that's what the brain is for. That would be like me saying. "I ate at taco bell and my entrails desire my demise." Wait I feel it's better for some reason. Yeah this story is pure cringe. It's much worse than the typical Haram anime.

The fruit mention is terrifying.

@steph_matarazzo

Ай бұрын

I’ve seen it so many times ! 😭

I've read too many books with this sort of description. Some of the women are underage, only adding to the ick factor.

@steph_matarazzo

Ай бұрын

YUPPPPPPO

This was terrifyingly accurate for some kinds of men

Can you do (men writing women) VS (women writing men) next, please?

That ain’t men writing women… that’s fanfic writiers… 😂😂😂

@tea2169

Ай бұрын

Leave us outta this

@fate7418

Ай бұрын

@@tea2169 But like… am I wrong… Believe me I’ve read enough fanfiction 😂

@Nova.264

Ай бұрын

@@fate7418 no, you’re not wrong I am a fanfic writer, myself… One of the better ones but… The stuff I still write is cringe he I hate myself for it😂😂

@fate7418

Ай бұрын

@@Nova.264 cringe stuff is both painful and hilarious to read, keep up the good work ✨😂

@tea2169

Ай бұрын

@@fate7418 as a fanfic writer it’s not me that’s for sure

Please it is TOO accurate

Please, please tell me these aren't from real books.

@rebekaheyles1095

Ай бұрын

It's not but it might as well be

@RumoHasIt

Ай бұрын

It is almost verbatim from a werewolf romance I read once 😂

@vkiran3576

Ай бұрын

Sadly they are.😢

@steph_matarazzo

Ай бұрын

It’s inspired by things I’ve read/seen!

When in actuality what she’s thinking is: Dang it’s hot outside! And my hand is doing absolutely nothing! This is possibly the worst spot I could’ve ever picked for a date… and now I really need to pee… oh this is awkward… just hold on a bit longer (insert name here), just a few more minutes and you can be home curled up in a blanket burrito. And continue to watch The Bachelor- oh he’s looking at me. Smile! And pretend your not hating every life decision you’ve ever made. Oh good he looked away I hope this is done soon… 😂😂

So what Wattpad fic did you pull this dialogue from?

Ricky, leave this poor girl alone, sis is just tryna not melt in this heat 😭😭😭😭

Colleen hoover core " we laugh as we stare at out sons big balls" like gtfo 😭

For anyone who wants to read a book where women aren't objectified. Read Discworld. I'm reading Equal Rites, a story about wizards and witches with actually compelling characters who are women.

Aaaaaand this is why I write characters with gender as almost an afterthought. Although I suppose being ace also helps keep the cringy levels of horniness away

This is why I'm paranoid in public

In the wise words of John Constantine: "We need to get out of here, Chas. Now."

Three questions. 1. Who the f- writes seriously like this? 2. Who the f- lets this see the light of day in published format?? 3. The ICK! How does the ick ick so much???

I wanna throw up 🤮😂😂😂

From which book is this from XD

Don't be this man, whatever you do

Steph knows what's she's doing lol

No but like literally this is what men writing women is

He looks at the beautiful youtuber and assumes that she has a boyfriend with that beautiful face and dark flowing hair. He don't know if he would have liked a relationship or a family with her since he doesn't know her.

Hey I’m not the only one with random white hairs. Everyone tries to pull them out for me but I refuse since they’ll just grow back anyway.

Who reads this shit?

@ban00n00

Ай бұрын

Women

@lostchild

Ай бұрын

Lol is sounds like that one book, nifty shades of beige

@JEDonnert

Ай бұрын

Not me 🤢

@kkqums

Ай бұрын

​@@lostchildAh yes the iconic "nifty shades of beige" as opposed to the inferior version this one contains a loving relationship between two consenting adults and their romantic relationship with absolutely no nsfw elements

Hello

😂

i hate listening to these so much i would say it makes me glad i like women, but i fear the same men who write/think like this gets off to two women holding hands

Ricky needs a cold shower and hard dose of reality.

As an Alpha Fem I would bring her a glass of water and worry she might overheat :o

Lol great book!❤😂

Yhe fruit metaphors make me die

@steph_matarazzo Are these actual quotes from books?

Ummmmmmm, the only thing im doing is sweating like a dog and praying for ac. 🙄😒🤮

alpha💀💀💀💀

Bro, she's just hot -- and not for you lmao

Now for real, who dafuq are you reading? this is crazy

Sigh, can anoyone name one male author whom writes like this?

@AmyThePuddytat

Ай бұрын

*who

Yikes

This channel starting to get weird