Bro just lost his C-01 permit

@DonCarver.

2 ай бұрын

😂 good one

@OBkrishna

2 ай бұрын

Lmao

@usmarine4life89

2 ай бұрын

😂

@anonymous-iy7ml

2 ай бұрын

I was playing with a guy a while ago and he said "I hope you filled out you c-01 permit, baby.". I'm a dude lol

@JulianVR4

2 ай бұрын

LMAOOOOO

Why can't anyone say Malevelon? The game literally pronounces it for you.

@DoctorSolocus

3 ай бұрын

I know bro idk why people dont

@titancaller005

3 ай бұрын

Some people just hate being right and Melvalon Creek sounds better to them

@ArkhonXIX

3 ай бұрын

I just did the same post… where I broke it down for him

@chloekaftan

3 ай бұрын

Malevelon, not Malevalon.

@user-zq5fk4go6i

3 ай бұрын

I split it into two parts so I never misspell it again. MALE-VELON. Thank me later 😉

The parents house: ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️

@Agr3_Man

Ай бұрын

Dude that's overkill a ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ would suffice

@The_baby_seal

Ай бұрын

I think ➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬅️ is better

@LootShrimp

Ай бұрын

➡️➡️⬇️➡️

@SoapyCilantro

Ай бұрын

LMAO 💀

@zemufinman1639

Ай бұрын

oh no, I know which one that is, I gotta go touch some grass STAT

week 7: "ive made all of the previous gear and real armor with real protection to raid sony for attacking super earth"

@JonathanCox2000

18 күн бұрын

Week 8 I made leg armor and the bots are back!

@Sheepinwolfsclothes

6 күн бұрын

Dang it, Sony!

"my wife said it was this or her, she will be missed"

@nevermorefractures3401

2 ай бұрын

did you just quite the superstore?

@Pr0digyZRX

2 ай бұрын

​@@nevermorefractures3401 hell yeah they did. For Super Earth

@sanemeroonphone3940

2 ай бұрын

She must be a traitor.

@DramaticPizza

2 ай бұрын

yes

@jorgecastillo8110

2 ай бұрын

You too one for democracy, we salute you!

I was waiting for “Week7 and I’ve fabricated Pelican-1 on my 3D printer”

@roboteen

3 ай бұрын

“Week 10, my wife left me, she is a communist that doesn’t support managed democracy. I also bought an APC, working on getting it super earth road worthy.”

@parisulki729

3 ай бұрын

This is a week 200 of playing Helldivers 2, and i have printed my own 1 to 1 replica of Super destroyer

@rapson158

2 ай бұрын

Week 8400, i have terraformed this planet into a 1:1 replica of Super Earth!!!

@KayjanSoban

2 ай бұрын

Week 120,000,000: I have conquered the known galaxy in order to terraform all the planets so that they all resemble planets within the game... I don't think I'm actually playing a game anymore XD

@OfficialREVENGEMusic

2 ай бұрын

Don't give him any ideas

He has a point, Managed democracy totally needs him

"But babe manage democracy needs me" Got me 😂

"She will be missed!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@rosenkrustev1514

2 ай бұрын

Sacrfices for managed democracy! Also, she was probably Automaton spy!

@thetrueflashbackgaming3906

2 ай бұрын

Nahhh!! I saw that Five star comment!

@UncertainTism

2 ай бұрын

Outstanding Patriotism

@Jesus_Loves_All_

Ай бұрын

@@thetrueflashbackgaming3906he the most wanted criminal in LA

@Astreious

7 күн бұрын

“An Eagle never misses” -Eagle 1 my beloved

Thats a real patriot

@bapbop2399

2 ай бұрын

Speaking of patriot theres a gun called that in the first game

@rsaalas15

2 ай бұрын

​@@bapbop2399 de echo, el exotraje robot se llama patriota 😂

@FingerBoardSnap

2 ай бұрын

a real patriot knows how to spell and pronounce super earth colony planet names correctly

Thanks for liberating "mevelon creek" brother... Surely not an impostor

@aurban7538

4 күн бұрын

He didn’t play the music bro…😟

I cant do nothing but respect you for this if not allready for this Channel Name. It's not important what Sony did to our Game, keep this Helldiver Armour up, Man, it's nice!

“But babe managed to democracy needs me” 💀

@jeffsorrows

3 ай бұрын

My girl "I'm not coming over to watch you kill space robots" Still invited her over, she thought it looked cool, but ended up watching Terminator 2

@Camilo_official7909

2 ай бұрын

@@jeffsorrows😂at less it wasn’t terminator 3

@Ryuujin721

Ай бұрын

​@@Camilo_official7909There's a third Terminator movie?

Mal-le-va-lon creek

@DoctorSolocus

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for trying but he aint gonna listen fr fr

@titancaller005

3 ай бұрын

Ubana

@joshuaboruff605

3 ай бұрын

Trying to get him to pronounce it correctly is as pointless as the automatons war on democracy

@visage8315

3 ай бұрын

Yeah I gave up trying bro

@LordJazz

3 ай бұрын

​@@titancaller005 Ubanaya

It gets better because it’s made by a small development team that isn’t greedy like all massive companies. I know I can find the super credits in missions but I will support this development team with $10 for the warbonds.

Man this game was good!😭

@The-US-Government

3 күн бұрын

Was?

@Herowebcomics

3 күн бұрын

@@The-US-Government Before the dark times. Before PS+…🫤

2 weeks for me. I'm hearing automaton patrols marching everywhere. I see a shipping container and wonder how many medals are in it. My car is now called the ss hammer of truth.

@kylerayner6527

3 ай бұрын

You are not the only one. I got a Devastator punching me out of my sleep.

@NaldzHobbySide

2 ай бұрын

🤣👌🏼

@ravendevino6419

2 ай бұрын

I'm hearing automatons everywhere. Everywhere I tells ya.

@MrFartquad

2 ай бұрын

Your car is steam powered?!

@TorneFurHire

2 ай бұрын

Oh nice! People learn my Corolla is the Eye of Serenity

You're a true. Patriot , for Democracy !!

Peter’s/Sonic’s Voice Actor when the game was still in production:

Trigger discipline need not apply. Zero friendly fire occurs amongst Helldivers

This is exactly how it plays out in every Helldivers 2 player's household.

@ravendevino6419

2 ай бұрын

Me and my partner play together, lol. I started late so am a little new and he's been showing me the ropes but if you see a level 14(ish) closely following a level 45(ish) completing all the side objectives thats probably uss

@EgorZA82

2 ай бұрын

😂😂 every? Game got boring even before I unlocked everything after getting to lv30 , everything unlocked the game just gets boring and repetitive

@jakebake0652

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@EgorZA82what difficulty did you get to

@kragor420

2 ай бұрын

​@@EgorZA82yea..... That's a lie.

@kragor420

2 ай бұрын

​@@jakebake0652I'm calling BS too.

the opposite was true for me, i've been playing since week 2 after launch and my bf was getting tired of me playing helldivers so much that it was affecting our relationship. then the Major Order of Fori Prime & Zagon Prime failed, and i made the joke about no segs bc of the major orders failure, and he just went silent, went to his office and locked himself inside, not accepting any dinner or drinks. thinking i probably took it too far, i let him calm down before apologizing later and played helldivers 2 to pass the time, only to find him playing the game (which up until this point he didnt even own). he then told me that we were taking back zagon & fori prime whether joel wanted us to or not. so yeah thats how i got my bf to play this game lmao xD

@mistasilly

3 ай бұрын

I don't care if this is true but this made me laugh

@EverettAnderson-zu3ip

3 ай бұрын

this is great especially if its true

@olaflefourbe

3 ай бұрын

if thats true, u both are the definition of managed democracy !

@jjhoops023

2 ай бұрын

A true patriot 🫡🫡🫡

@ROFLobster4884

2 ай бұрын

Mans got his priorities straight.

Props to your wife for playing her part 😂

for real it just grows on you

"Mevelon Creek" 😂 yeah definitely a true helldiver

@v4lhulme

Ай бұрын

Yeah, they recruit the ones who can't read/write/speak correctly.

The trigger discipline... Finger STRAIGHT AND OFF THE TRIGGER

@levene_c098

3 ай бұрын

real

@SomeDoucheBag

3 ай бұрын

Bro is crying about a fake gun

@pepperoni4307

3 ай бұрын

if he has his finger off the trigger then he won't be as ready to obliterate bugs and bots.

@jasper_1655

3 ай бұрын

Why you freaking out over a prop

@themrlupo3591

3 ай бұрын

Helldivers don’t know what trigger discipline is

Week 6: apparently my wife is an Automaton sympathizer so I reported her to the Ministry of Truth. Right now she’s awaiting trial in custody.

Bro played so much Helldivers he wore the same shirt for 5 weeks straight. Now that’s freedom

That autocannon looks amazing. I call it ol'reliable for bot missions.

@jfkwatchparty3644

Ай бұрын

thing looks like it would turn them into a whole lotta nothing real quick. well said, helldiver.

I've only been playing for about 3 days, and I'm in love with the game. Not because of the graphics, gameplay, or anything like that but because I got help. I generally stay away from online games with multi-player, but I am having so much fun because of the decent actions of awesome players. Thank you to the players out there encouraging me to keep playing, except that one asshat who dropped an orbital strike on me. I'm glad the bugs got your ass immediately after it dropped on me

@Jeremy-ff7gv

2 ай бұрын

For democracy brother,the random game joining is an awesome part and especially the crossplay since alotta players on ps5 too😊

Helldivers, Dead Space, Lethal Company:Getting PTSD from aliens… DOOM,QUAKE,HALO,HALF-LIFE:GIVING PTSD TO ALIENS

man this is to accurate 🤣🤣🤣

The man:🗿🗿🗿🗿 The voice:💀

That Auto Cannon though… 🤤

Minor PSA/correction. The raingun is the gun that was nerfed. The railcannon is the thing that shoots from your ship. That is all. *salute*

Wow, look at those 3D Printed Helldivers cosplay, nice.

Reminds me of this review : My wife said I had to choose between this or her. She will be missed.

"Its for the greater good" "Greater good?! I am the greatest good youre ever gonna get!"

@CaptainCFalcon

Ай бұрын

Goated reference.

That auto cannon is the single greatest cosplay weapon ever forged

Recruit her too! Super Earth needs every man, woman, and child to fight!

Props are cool but a real Helldiver would know that the Railcannon is an orbital Stratagem and the Railgun is the thing that got nerfed.

*DEMOCRACY!!!!🍷🗿*

Take back the house soldier!

Finally someone gets it! You are a good soldier. Salute this model helldivers!

Tbh ive never seen a game thats genuinely only gotten better since release in so long its actually so refreshing

The Ministry Of Truth Approves this message!!

This guy never changes his shirt day after day

This video had so much potential.

Ya if you have an Elegoo Neptune 4 Max you can easily make Helmets and other, very large, objects. Great printer, sub 500 bucks for a massive 420x420 build plate (about 17in).

Haha, this is going to be me literally. I'm planning to make an LCD screen on the bracer that connects to a strategem ball. You'll be able to play strategem hero and if the pattern works, the ball will light up based off strategem pattern

@Officialheavy69

2 ай бұрын

Use the eagle 500kg bomb stratagem pattern

The first time i played this game i was locked in for 8 hours playing. Shit is fun af

The auto cannon is so great looking

Autocannon my beloved❤

I am also making a helldiver cosplay, but I don't have access to 3d printing technology. I'm doing it the old fashioned way.

Hilarious video. Friendly criticism: change your t-shirt between every jump cut.

This man made the ultimate sacrifice for super earth. Honor his sacrifice and defend super earth

"Don't make a man choose between his wife and his Autocannon... You won't win."

Stay strong my brother in the cape.

It needs her too. Super Earth doesn't discriminate.

“Melvin Creek” - John Helldiver

I'm gonna need the autocannon print files. Chop Chop

This is the game we needed this year after all the stuff from 2020 to 2024 happened

"B-but Babe! MANAGED DEMOCRACY NEEDS ME!" A true Helldiver. Absolutely beautiful words. Enough to bring a tear to a grown Helldiver's eye.

I feel the same. Nice Helldivers costume ❤

My life may be ruined but who needs a life when you can fight for democracy

Love the vids man your great but please i plead to you fellow brother in diving just say ”the creek” ( really does not matter you do you)

@TheMandalorianHistorian

3 ай бұрын

Man at this point it is so stuck in my head wrong I never get it right. I blame the devs you know they named these planets so we screw up the names I’m not the only creator that does it I know they are sitting back just laughing 🤣

@Jorviops

3 ай бұрын

@@TheMandalorianHistorian honestly its funny how almost everyone pronounces it differently

“Is the war over?” …. “Almost!” 🤣

Oml the autocannon is so damn good lmao

Please pronounce it mah-leh-vah-lohn, I'm sorry I love you I watch all your videos just please it's attacking my brain

@Jeremy-ff7gv

2 ай бұрын

Seems u ainth got no brain or a very weak one,u need helldivers 2

Bye bye PC cool players 😢

Being a helldiver is the new Patrick Bateman or Batman, it’s like “I’m literally him” and it’s just helldiver voice 2

"Week 8, I've now managed to 3D print a full super destroyer"

"I'm going to my parents!" Sounds like treason to me

Holy fuck that cosplay is awesome

With that 2nd week statement, bro is definetely an automaton ☠️

" 'Mevolon" Creek has the same energy as "BEKFAST!"

I really hope this game turns into some sort of TF2, constantly staying popular and getting consistent support

reject family, embrace HELLDIVING

She said she’s going to her mom’s. Perfect.

"That's it! We're having a divorce." "Does it benefit Super Earth?"

Was expecting him to scream sweet liberty

Accurate. This isn't going overboard, this is being a true soldier for liberty and freedom. Keep spreading managed, Democracy, Helldiver!

Super earth needs this man

The auto cannon looks awsome make the backpack next

Your talented bro.. that's my favorite game right now

Been gaming since the first computer game Pomg. Doom was the first game I lost sleep over .i playef it for a week straight But Helldivers 2 has smashed that record. . Its been 3 months playing everyday .

Man I want that auto cannon toy

That's not a cape, that's a cloak. True Helldiver capes hang freely off the back, to represent the banner they lead into combat.

Love the content!

Dude that autocannon is sweet

A true Helldiver. See you in the field soldiers!

Your everyday average Liber-Tea enjoyer.

Wife sounds like an automaton sympathizer.

*Babe returned to Civilian Life*

Stormtroopers with capes

"But babe managed democracy needs me!" 😂😂

How anyone can stay interested in this game after 3 weeks of solid gameplay is insane to me.

"I'm going to my parents'" is the threat every married helldiver wants to hear.

BROTHER you did the correct thing

"But babe! The democracy need me!" xD