It’s scary how accurate this is

@Corusame

2 ай бұрын

You sold both your kidney's!? 😮

@maplemaple626

2 ай бұрын

@@Corusame I’m not a swifte so no, I didn’t

@SpaceCat7642

2 ай бұрын

​@@maplemaple626 You wanna be one?😈

@maplemaple626

2 ай бұрын

@@SpaceCat7642 No thanks I’m good

@ioanadrochner7211

2 ай бұрын

This conversation 💀

Selling org*ns is illegal! (And I’m not talking about the piano type) Don’t do it guys, not even for the Eras tour!

@bean10149

2 ай бұрын

what!?! it isn’t legal? what am i supposed to do for taylor? 😢😢😢 (i’m not the biggest fan of Taylor)

@iamsparta7436

2 ай бұрын

But what else am I going to do with grandma

@Some_RandomPerson-tw3jf

2 ай бұрын

wait, WHAT?! I can’t sell my lungs? :( (joke)

@tlkpizzacat

2 ай бұрын

Ugh I get queasy just reading about removing org*ns, had to do that to my gallbladder nearly 9 years ago🤢 sorry😭

@outback7092

2 ай бұрын

organs? why are you bleeping that ?

"I Think Most Most People Have Two Eyes" "Wait, I Have Two Eyes, IM A TAYLOR SWIFT EASTER EGG"

@febed01

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if there is a Jojo reference for it

Me: *the starting beat starts for 0.01 secs* wow dis my new fav

@Diyanaar

25 күн бұрын

LOL

@Enchandet.Swiftie13

9 күн бұрын

its so good that I heard it for 0.00001 secs and I start crying

as a swiftie i can confirm this is true

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

me too

@user-sw2it9se3t

2 ай бұрын

As can I. But like… she never misses.

@Stella_Sitara

2 ай бұрын

So can I. But the album is really good!!

@Wessusy

2 ай бұрын

Piss off

@user-cw3ri3cd6y

2 ай бұрын

As a person who somehow befriended a swiftey and that’s all she ever talks about, I can say this is very accurate

Omg Taylor has two eyes guys! It’s a sign

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

She’s been trying to tell us this whole time!!

@that.one.weirdo_88

2 ай бұрын

@@EliseEcklund it’s crazy 😳

@gatto_furry

2 ай бұрын

​@@EliseEcklundit's gonna be 2 years, like the eyes, she will fall off the music industry

@Real-water-fairy

2 ай бұрын

Yessss

@earlmerlee

2 ай бұрын

Did you know taylor has two ears too???? NO WAY

It’s scary how the fact that if she did run for president she’d win seeing the president we have now

@bruh-po6fz

Ай бұрын

💀🤣 women didn’t even want a women president man think about that shit for a second

@blub3260

Ай бұрын

She'd win too I think hahah

@batmanugget3320

26 күн бұрын

You see I don't like this comment because it's freaking true

@bruh-po6fz

26 күн бұрын

Can’t win because all her fans can’t vote 🤣

@jeremyscott349

23 күн бұрын

​Even tho I'm conservative can we all collectively hate Dementia Joe and Donald.@@batmanugget3320

*swifties hear one second of a song* OMG she blinked that means her backup dancer number 7 is pregnant that means the friendship bracelet that appears in the movie is cursed and the piñata she had at 3 years old had bubblegum

NO THIS IS SO TRUE THOUGH

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

I listened to .0001 seconds of who’s afraid of little old me and knew it was gonna be my favorite tbh

@iwouldstayforever13

2 ай бұрын

@@EliseEcklundwho’s afraid of little old me is the best yass

@Camfan18YT

Ай бұрын

​@@EliseEcklundI thought it was just me!!!

@Clairebearzz13

Ай бұрын

@@EliseEcklundI did the same with MBONHFT, and I was like “this is my favorite now.”

@bubbly3382

Ай бұрын

​@@EliseEcklund stop trolling

OMG I never seen something so relatable in MY LIFE.

@erikacontreras-ramirez8048

28 күн бұрын

Your pro pic ur a SWIFTIE ❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅

As a Swiftie, can confirm

@johncastillo6732

18 күн бұрын

Haul Satan.

@URGIRLPARIS13

17 күн бұрын

Yes

@ShristiBaid-q2c

14 күн бұрын

Yes

@gregoryheffleywhoisnotoncrack

12 күн бұрын

haver u seen my content

I feel like Swifites would definitely be English teachers. My English teacher during freshman year of high school was a Swiftie.

@gregoryheffleywhoisnotoncrack

12 күн бұрын

sheeesh

@JPWtwentythree

9 күн бұрын

my 6th grade social studies teacher is a swiftie

you depicted us perfectly 😭😭

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

We’re all wild

@KatieKat_Luv_2011

2 ай бұрын

@@EliseEcklundikrr ❤

@Wkwkwl7838

2 ай бұрын

How and why ? They love her what is hard to understand ?

Every second girl in my class rn

@StellaIsHere176

Ай бұрын

All of my sisters friends are swifties and two of my friends are Taylor Swift MAD but me: *obsessed with my celebrity crush but only has a tiny cut out picture of him lol

@TrophyWiththesauce

Ай бұрын

​@Beanie786 my celeb crush is my pfp 😳

@StellaIsHere176

Ай бұрын

@@TrophyWiththesauce tf is that sorry

@gregoryheffleywhoisnotoncrack

12 күн бұрын

@@TrophyWiththesauce cold

As a swiftie, I can confirm this is true.

"Don't you need at least one kidney to survive?!" "Ohw 💅."

I can confirm I sold both of my Kidneys for Clancy Tour tickets

@tlkpizzacat

2 ай бұрын

😂

@ImSoCoolAndSo-isMyDog

2 ай бұрын

That’s unrelevant but i’d do the same

@elmo-uz1vf

2 ай бұрын

stop i literally sat there on my laptop constantly refreshing all night just to get the tickets the second they went on sale 💀

@0bsessed_Mess

2 ай бұрын

@@elmo-uz1vf SAME, and then my dad pranked me and told me he got nosebleeds💀

@skelestial

2 ай бұрын

Ayy it's the few the proud the emotional

as a taylor swift fan, this was very funny lol. somehow i managed to get tickets to the eras tour for only $70 each. bought them an entire year in advance but i can’t wait!!

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

that's crazy you were able to get tickets that cheap! Hope you have fun at the concert!!

@batmanugget3320

26 күн бұрын

You can wait she sucks anyway but that's my opinion

The first one is away too accurate 💀😭

As a swiftie this is a A++

This is everyone that I have ever met 😭

@MrShenanigans28

2 ай бұрын

I wouldn't want to live your life for two milliseconds if these are the only kind of people you meet. Your life sounds miserable

@ImSoCoolAndSo-isMyDog

2 ай бұрын

@@MrShenanigans28fr

@OFCITSPIPER

2 ай бұрын

@@MrShenanigans28 geez 🙄 at least I don’t sit around and comment crap towards people who did nothing to you. You sound bored

@OFCITSPIPER

2 ай бұрын

@@MrShenanigans28TROLL

@HarelyQueen0c_Lilbro

2 ай бұрын

​@@OFCITSPIPERfr

Hell yea for the Jay Ray soundbyte. That dudes music slaps, deserves more recognition.

@skinfully

2 ай бұрын

song name please? 👉🏻👈🏻

@IIMCextreme

2 ай бұрын

Great artist

@tudormilon7243

2 ай бұрын

@@skinfullyking vultures

@ecurb_shmoe

17 күн бұрын

Thank you, was wondering what that was

I already knew how accurate this was gonna be before I even watched it

The eras tour is like me bro well I was gonna go but all the tickets are sold out😭

As a swiftie myself I can agree that SOME SWIFTIES on social media act like this

@Wessusy

2 ай бұрын

Piss off

ngl swifties scare me. HOW are they so dedicated 🤯 ...i appear to have started a war

@outback7092

2 ай бұрын

How? It is called programming the masses. They did same with Beatles Queen etc. Research TAVISTOCK INSTITUTE. Then they have their MEDIA to brainwash the viewers ... It is really all pretty simple.

@pinkbeatle2012

2 ай бұрын

It's like any other brainwashed fandom tbh.

@Swiftienumber1

2 ай бұрын

Ummm

@Zelda_Swiftie13

2 ай бұрын

Ummmm

@arianastan13

2 ай бұрын

It’s not even that they’re lowkey so annoying 😅

i was stan- *pauses*i love it this is the best dolphin yet

WHY IM LISTENING TO DOWN BAD RN😭 also this is very accurate

As a swiftie, I can confirm this is real.

it's me, I'm this person, it's me 😭😭☝🏻

I sold both my kidneys for the money is too real

This is true but I listened to the whole album and stayed up till 3am😭

😂 why is that so accurate 😂

I love Elise, she brightens by day 😊

As a swiftie, i am guilty (as sin, haha get it?) of doing this

So funny..... keep up the excellent work. 😅🎉

Fr like they be making absolutely no sense and then they'll be like "YoU wOuLdN't GeT iT, iT's SwIfTiE mAtH" Like, what the heck is that?

@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780

2 ай бұрын

She makes no sense herself.

@Reputation13evermore

2 ай бұрын

What friends do you have?😮

@Reputation13evermore

2 ай бұрын

@@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 sure elsa

@orcasrock

2 ай бұрын

fr swifties are weird

@Reputation13evermore

2 ай бұрын

@@orcasrock so psycho

As a Swiftie I’d like to confirm this is true but I already d*ed from selling my two kidneys

So accurate frrr! Me listening to the first song for 5 sec : omg like she ateee that it’s like so amazing the whole album like SLAYY

this is the most truest of true I’ve seen. i legit have friends who do this.

It’s actually so sad to think that if Taylor did run for president- she’d win by a LANDSLIDE 😭😭

@faithmarshall309

2 ай бұрын

I know, right? I like her music and hard work but NOT her moral ideas and political views....

@heartemoji234

2 ай бұрын

and then every 13 year old boy would decide to hate america💀😭😭😭💀💀

@Corgiswiftie

2 ай бұрын

She would be an amazing president, though... better than the two senile men that are running. I would finally feel safe

@Medicine481

2 ай бұрын

@@Corgiswiftiethis guys high

@PeggysWorldrestart

2 ай бұрын

​@@Medicine481your high

I love the part when she listens to 1 seconded to the album turns it off made me laugh😂😂😂😂!

“i think most people have to eyes tho?..” ME: EVERYONE HAS EYES..unless they are an alien.. 👽

This is the best parody I have seen 😂 Thanks Elise :)

I guess by that logic, we're all going to run for president of the entire world in 2 years and win.

Me: I’m not a swiftie Also me: 🎶 WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OOOLLLDD MEEeeeEEÆÆ WELL YOU SHOULD BEEEE 🎶

Stop coming for us like that 😭😭😭

Let’s be fr, most of the songs on her new album sound the same. I’m not even anti-Taylor swift (for the most part) and some of her songs are catchy but don’t ask me to repeat even one of the tunes of her new song because I have no clue.

@faithmarshall309

2 ай бұрын

YES! I wanted to like it, but as I tried song after song, they just sounded... the same.

@adelekonter

2 ай бұрын

Kinda agree. It took me days to notice the difference. But for me Midnights has more similar songs.

@justhere-uu6mw

2 ай бұрын

​@@adelekonterwell to me midnights is all over the place not to say the album is bad and tortured poets is her most cohesive one sonically which is either a hit or miss depending on if u like it or not personally i loved it so i am big fan of the album

So relatable the album skit happened to me

You just summed up the whole of our fandom so well😭

bro all of my friends are like this😂

BUUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ELISE FOUND THE MISSING EASTER EGG

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

she's been trying to tell us all along, i can't believe we didn't see it sooner

@BROZONIE

2 ай бұрын

@@EliseEcklund frfr (OMG ELISE JUST REPLIED TO ME?!?!)

this is random but i found a song kidz bop won't sing: karma "by" jojo

I was so sleep deprived I loved it but when I went back to listen to it I was like oh it’s still good but not as good as I thought it was at 12 AM

As a swiftie I can confirm this is accurate and funny as hell

This woman should win an oscar for being too relatable 😂

Swiffie Taytay's influence is too powerful

*songs starts for 1 milisecond* *PAUES" "OMG i love it its the best one yet" *RAGES ON SNAPCHAT*

this is painfully accurate to me on a personal level bc my ass was hyping up the album on instagram stories after like 1-2 songs

Taylor Swift Is MY Favorite Singer❤️🤩🤩🤩

@patrickdouthit8784

27 күн бұрын

.

@mars-jr5uu

22 күн бұрын

@@patrickdouthit8784omgg

Those people are like vegans for music.

@Neotheaterr

14 күн бұрын

Perfect.

SHE HAS TWO EYES! TTPD AND TTPD THE ANTHOLOGY 😮😮😮

As a Swiftie I can confirm that is 100% accurate

The easter egg part is sooooo right

at the beginning, the amount of time in the song was the amount of time it takes haters to decide they don't like a song (it's only because it's by her and they refuse to like a single lyric of hers)

That last one is literally every English teacher while reading a simple sentence

As a swiftie this is so accurate…..

I loved the metal song that was used in this video. what's it called?

@99999george

2 ай бұрын

King Vultures by Jay Ray

@BugsoftheSea

2 ай бұрын

@@99999george thanks

For real

As a swiftie who is trying really hard to not wake the whole house up cause it’s 1 am, but my heart hurts cause I’m laughing so much

First time I got a notification that says "Now" instead of like "3 seconds ago"

Lol fr tho!! Btw ur vids are SOO funny!! keep it up~

The cult does act like this.

@ChloeTheSexyQueenBee

Ай бұрын

Fr

…. Why is this accurate tho-😭 Like only after we say how amazing it is we watch it and once we’re finished listening to it, we’re even more mind blown then we could’ve possibly imagined😂

Scary how the first one was so accurate

swifties be like:

@EliseEcklund

2 ай бұрын

They really do

SwiftUI’s are the example of a fan base that are just relentless

I love Taylor❤😊

"i sold both of my kidneys" , had me SCREAMING 😂😂

As a swiftie that’s so true😂😂

The deadpan delivery has got me cackling. 😂

"I was supposed t-" I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That is literally me Once i play not even a Millseceond of the song and be like OmG i LoVe ThIs SoNg So MuCh

“Ows” Butiful

I love how accurate this is, but I also hate it because of how accurate it is, and I’ve met some pretty crazy Swiftys

@melisasanchez620

20 күн бұрын

Yeah, unlike my best friend 😂

@KingPlague15th

20 күн бұрын

@@melisasanchez620 I’ve met a Swiftly who had a whole ass shrine in her closest

Sold kidneys my stupid brain instantly creepypasta mode: EYLESS JACK?!

That's so true I'm a swiftie myself

As a Swiftie this is so accurate 😂

please.. stop stealing my family’s organs BUT IM IN MY PSYCHOPATHIC ERA SLAYY 🔥🔥

the first one is so real wtf

😂😂😂 I'm a hardcore Swiftie but I loved your video ....the speed of deciphering every song!!!❤

👇 people who saw her blink for the first time

As a swiftie i can confirm that i have/thought about doing all of these

The kidney got on my knees!! 🤣

Lol this is so me but the eras tour thing I’ve never been to one my mom would never let me 😢

As a huge swiftie this is so true.

Me: Wait... Do i have two eyes?. Ohhh yea i think most people have two eyes 👀 My friends: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERES MY OTHER EYE? Me: Oh yea i might of sold your eye for one ticket to the Taylor Swift concert 🎉🎉🎉

For a second I thought she said she was gonna sell her kids

This is literally the all the girls in my class

If Taylor becomes president of the whole entire world then Swifties, you know what to do…