47:29 Ending the speedrun with an MLG 360 no scope is probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

@gradefprofessional

Жыл бұрын

The beauty of segmented speedruns. You can do anything without the risk of ruining the run.

@user-on7ed4bc5z

Жыл бұрын

47:39*

You know something's wrong if Mrs. Dude is actually the LEAST aggressive character in the game...

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

It might be the only reason why he married her in this psychotic reality.

@fadeskywards1245

4 жыл бұрын

Gahaahahahah awesome comment

@Omabatfartsbruh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Useless-NPC at least she gets her milk

@ieatgarbage8771

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, Mr. Dude was pretty peaceful, all things considered

@user-gg7dd3tv9z

Жыл бұрын

Х

Never thought I'd live to see legit piss strats.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Use them or DIE in this environment!

@lonelypotato520

7 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC Piss is OP

6:15 Funniest part in the entire run. No hesitation whatsoever

@rotip309

Жыл бұрын

he just walks in and says SHUT UP

@KiaraDoggo

5 ай бұрын

And even 11:24 , didnt expected that XDD

>stabs Gary Coleman in the back >”get Gary Coleman’s signature completed” Man, I sure do love Postal 2

@RubLox_Live

5 жыл бұрын

Actually because he drops a copy of the book when he dies

47:39

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

Done as a request from my buddy!

@rustyfisher2081

8 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC It was a very nice shot, considering that the sniper rifle shoots in random positions when unscoped. Nice job!

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

You should notice that the video skips a few moments before that shot happens. I used a save-state there to make sure that my jump-shot is MLG l337 enough for my viewers :D.

@rustyfisher2081

8 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC D-D-D-Damn son!

@p4ro53

7 жыл бұрын

FaZe

34:25 "I don't feel better already"

12:53 *sins confessed*

That's a lot of pee. Remember kids, drink plenty of water.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

It could save your life someday :o

@sadizz455

5 жыл бұрын

drinking too much water can actually be toxic to you

@saltyoverlord5742

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadizz455 Not if you pee it all out.

@JollyJuiice

4 жыл бұрын

@@Useless-NPC Like from burning to death!

@johnnynoitel1897

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadizz455 yeah like 20 liters

"I can tell this is gonna be an interesting day". You got that right!

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

The to-do list is always fresh and interesting in Paradise, AZ :D

@TheBreakingBenny

6 жыл бұрын

It was in fact an interesting day, like the ones Postal Dude's dad had. If T. Dude Senior brought terror wherever he went, who's not to say his son wouldn't?

@Frombeyondthehorizon6860

2 жыл бұрын

When a middle aged Woman pulls a f@cking rocket luncher out you know things are ganna be fun

@slippedcell3665

7 ай бұрын

​@@Frombeyondthehorizon6860exactly

You know a speed run is gonna be good when it begins with a flying kick through a door

@hifartingoctopuss

2 жыл бұрын

Ending is even better!

Wow. This was extremely satisfying to watch. Bloody good job.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks :D

21:31 Yeee *DENIED*

This run is simply incredible. Probably one of the most impressive runs I've ever seen.

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Impact Of Tesseract That is fantastic! I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as you did! If you are interested in lesser known (but still great games,) you should subscribe! I've also done a Paradise Lost speed run of the same quality that you can check out on my channel!

@uldisgailis5476

8 жыл бұрын

+Useless NPC damn son

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, I will after my school semester ends.

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Tuto Crack FR If what you are asking is, "How long did it take you to complete this run on impossible difficulty from 'A to Z'?" My answer is that it took me nearly 7 days to record this run and another 7 days to record Paradise Lost. I'm pretty sure that is what you were asking, if not, feel free to correct me!

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Tuto Crack FR I have all those unlocked, the Halloween holiday event would actually lead to an interesting run.

2:19 I didn't even know the bank even had this passage wtf

@andre-li7qo

4 жыл бұрын

Neither did i lol

@Potmre

4 жыл бұрын

Yea it's a steam achievment

@beans8059

3 жыл бұрын

I always wondered where that vent went because it can only be opened from one side and now I know

@dsanxcz3074

3 жыл бұрын

@@beans8059 both sides

@imaster9032

3 жыл бұрын

@@beans8059 oh

When I began my Impossible run, I quickly understood that I won't be able to get through the city without any decent weapons. So what I decided is to get into Taliban base and snatch some guns. What ended up happening is me going through ALL of their base and killing everyone, and only then proceeding with normal playthrough. When I finally completed my run I was heavily frustrated but also very proud of myself. And now I saw this video and I feel like I'm really bad at this game. Dude, you really are legend, I didn't even think about pissing into bystanders strategy, ended up cornered in the 1st day near laundry. I don't even know how i survived there.

"hey" "GET THE FUCK DOWN!!"

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

*Stares in confusion as to why the dude didn't urinate on them*

12:28 You were very lucky as they missed almost all the shots and left you that 2HP lol

@nukemonk

4 жыл бұрын

But then again he might have tried it countless times before since this is a segmented speed run.

06:52 a USB device has been disconnected.

29:30 Well piss on me and call me Moses

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Parting the highly contaminated, and not so deep drainage ditch. Hmm, doesn't sound as impressive as Moses's feat.

@Kyntteri

7 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't unless if you are able to do so with the sheer pressure of urea, shooting from your gentleman's sausage. Moses allegedly had a friend in high position to help him pull his trick off.

26:22 - "As I planning!" 38:51 - "It's about time, yellow t-shirt lady"

That was extraordinary. I can't imagine how long this must have been to make, even managing to know this hell of a game by heart. Great job man. Also, the Gary Coleman's backstab at 11:20 had me in fucking tears.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

It may surprise you, but I actually spent just one week practicing for the run and recording it. Gary Coleman was the only reason why I picked up the butterfly knife; he was definitely an obstacle to my plans.

29:30 Man he´s Moses!

damm that 360 at the end make me laugh so hard XD

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+sgt. vinkoven I laughed pretty hard while recording it!

@Vinkoven

8 жыл бұрын

X)

@razielex

8 жыл бұрын

+Useless NPC Awesome!! You are the Pro of Postal II, on IMPOSSIBLE i died even when i steped on road :DD . Great!

@razielex

8 жыл бұрын

:D How long have this took you to teach and do this speedrun?

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+kevin subrt Well, I'm just shy of 100 hours of gameplay in Postal 2 and Paradise Lost combined. I'd reckon that I split the time played by each relatively evenly, but I also played Apocalypse Weekend a couple times through (maybe 7 hours worth?) I would guess anywhere from 40 to 50 hours for the run you are currently watching (~7 play throughs as well as goofing around). Have you checked out my other two Postal 2 speed runs?

Ahhh yes. Now THIS is a true simulation of real life America

@kk47ace22

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah.

@romanko2141

2 жыл бұрын

Im glad i live in russia

@FizzyArtCola

2 жыл бұрын

@@romanko2141True. The only violent thing that Russia has done is invade Ukraine.

@ldusuabwhiwosnahusshahahab8109

2 жыл бұрын

@@FizzyArtCola so true!

@slippedcell3665

7 ай бұрын

I shall now award you with this virtual medal to congratulate you on making this fine comment. 🏅

6:15 how to pick up check

@attemptedgamer2183

6 жыл бұрын

ITS SO FUNNY THE WAY HE KILLS HIM

@TheSniperFox

4 жыл бұрын

It was so quick and out of the blue omg lmao

I can't imagine watching this speedrun without any prior knowledge of postal

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

It would definitely be more rewarding to know where I'm going :D

It's a f#ckin' classic! Even gta series can't beat this madness!

i remember when it took me 1 hour to realise what to do in first day.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Now where is that display map button again? Flips desk.

Just now do I realize just how much planning it probably took to actually make this game. Though I wonder, how would this work this way without the sewer?

@dontcallmethat7240

5 жыл бұрын

Planning this probably took much time. But it's just 40 minute speedrun, and what about speedrunning game where it lasts more than 10 hours (e.g. GTA V 100%)?

6:17, cool kill XD

@WuhanBatSoup_

4 жыл бұрын

lel

@pahomerr

Жыл бұрын

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I love this video. The movement, the shortcuts, the parkour, the tricks, the entertainment value this video has. I'm not even a fan of speedrun videos like this but I guess I'm going to become one

Respect from Russia. Tons of pleasure in every day of week, every quest. Super, spectacular, done with ease. Great job, perfect!

One of the speedruns I always come back to. Always so entertaining.

One of my favorite speedruns... I hope you keep getting better at it! Great work!

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Leo F. Thanks! I'm glad that you hold my speed run in such a good light :D

this was an absolute treat to watch, and i learned so much from it

Never seen a game protagonist so "pissed".

@diffsnicker4664

3 жыл бұрын

They say it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

25:24 i have to admit one of the smartest move out of entire video.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

That skip was not discovered by me. Can't take the credit for that one.

360 no scope at the end lol

pretty huge accomplishment, nice run!

One of the best speedruns I've ever seen, keep up the good work man.

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

The most hilarious speed run ever 😂🤣 you can really tell the runner has actual personality as well. Absolutely amazing run 😂😂

this guy should come back and do the ludicrous difficulty speedrun

42:16 "i don't like how-"

I read portal 2 and i was like:" Wtf is this shit". and then i realised it's postal 2.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

RWS used that as a joke when trying to get greenlit, you can see it on the petition clipboard if watch the appropriate video.

@raymanninja2194

5 жыл бұрын

same

Loved this game when I was a kid

@bunkaaa8726

7 жыл бұрын

Me too (well early teens) .. Literally the best example of what parents think 'video games' are, violent, brutal, rude, disgusting etc yet didn't effect me one bit.

@leutnantdeutsch430

7 жыл бұрын

totally agree, they do provocative stuff, make us angry and then say it's all those games

@Neon-cr7up

7 жыл бұрын

Hammered Veracity us at school too when we were like 8 or 9? in school we just talked about supressing guns with cat and decapitating cops... our teacher was like "what are you kids into today"

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Postal 2 as a childhood game, sounds appropriate :o

@Hammeredveracity

7 жыл бұрын

True, I played on my moms boyfriends computer. She didn't know haha

Really good job, this video is great. I played this game in France a few years ago and completed the lot, bloody fun game, but very dark. I also love how on impossible mode every NPC has a stick of dynamite to spare, or even the occasional rocket launcher.

This video is awesome: I already love this game so much and you have inspired me to speed run it

ludicrous difficulty: hi there

dat 360 noscope at the end :d you totally blazed it!!

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+pesta388 You are the first person that noticed that! That was done as a request from a friend, plus I'm always looking for ways of making my speed runs more enjoyable.

This was amazing mate and extremely underrated. I hope more people see this, it was fantastic

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Bateman I hope so too, but only time will tell. I can't complain because this is my most popular video. I've also done Paradise lost if you want to check that out.

Most awesome speedrun i ever seen. You are underrated.

the best part of this run is you blowing vince dezi’s head off so fucking fast. no hesitation, just one minute he’s there! the next he’s at the pearly gates. fucking gold.

38:20 I had to do it to them

Is be 6 years and i still love to watch this all the time good job man

I dunno who this character is but dang!! Only some badass like him can take something as mundane as going to the store to get milk or getting a bite to eat at a chicken restaurant and turn it into an action movie full of murder and explosions.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

He's just some guy who lives in a slightly hostile neighborhood.

this lets play kind of helped since I got lost a little bit here and there playing this game is helping me keep my sanity

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

If it's good for your sanity it's good for me :D

dat 360 no scope at the end was legendary

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Aww yiss :D

Damn this is epic, well done man!

You should try and speedrun the new difficulty they added on Postal 2 on the 20th Anniversary, the difficulty is called "Ludicrous" difficulty that has even more apeshit than "Impossible" Here's a list of the new things that brings "Ludicrous" You can only carry a limited about of weapons Your ammo capacity is reduced by 50% Catnip has a reduced duration Special damage like: Dismemberment and shotguns fired at a short range will Insta-Kill you You won't get an unlimited Bass-Sniffer and the "Choppy" Plug-In is removed Now *most of* the bystander's weapons will no longer drop but you can still get the ammo if you are lucky And such more surprises... *Warning slight spoiler:* There's a chance that an NPC will dual-wield any weapons such as a Pistol to a Mini-Nuke Launcher So be careful around bystanders Dual-Wielding Sawn-Off even an NPC wielding a Machete I hope you see this comment and if you do... Post a video that will probably take 2 to 3 weeks to make it due to being so difficult

Would you like to sign my petition?

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Yaqin no way you freakin pinko

47:38 that's some balsy move right there

That guy has a spare bladder in his pocket. Or two.

I've played this game so many times as a kid. Watching this made me want to play it again because it's so fun.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Make sure to play the definitive Steam version! It's currently $0.99 to relive your memories :D

1:26 this part was hilarious 😂

R. Kelly Simulator.

I love watching speed runs because they are satisfying

This deserved a sub fantastic run man!!

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

39:04 Ped: "Hey you!" Dude: "Get the fuck down" Made me laugh there. Good run btw! and an even better 360 sniper shot too

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Always a funny reaction and it is actually useful too; by interrupting their dialogue, I can prolong their desire to draw arms and fire. And for the last part, I'm always happy to entertain :D

Looks like POSTAL difficulty is harder, than Imposible, because enemy explosive weapons are easier to dodge and they can accidently kill themself.

Just watched it again and learning the strats. Great vid ;) :D

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks, are you going to start running the game?

@razielex

7 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC Yes :D

@razielex

7 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC Well atleast try to run it.

O cara é brabo demais, só falta a speedrun do Paradise Lost

Misread this as Portal 2 since i was on a HL2 speedrun before AutoPlay took over and was quite surprised at what seemed to be a ridiculous amount of mods.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

*10 minutes in* Aren't there supposed to be portals in this

@MMMMMMMMM2

5 жыл бұрын

Late answer but i always misread postal as portal .

That 360 no scope though

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help myself.

Madman. GG dude

How does this guy not have at least a thousand subs already. I keep coming back to this video.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

I need more content for more subs ;_;

@GiggiliGaiX3

7 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC that's some bullshit. Look how many views this one video has.

My childhood :')

@aoneko6813

7 жыл бұрын

You and me, pal. If this game was a part of your childhood, I'm sure it was an awesome.

@JoeWere

7 жыл бұрын

Really... My childhood is Postal 1.

@Neon-cr7up

7 жыл бұрын

Weredraegon i am probably one of the few people who played that game... its a lot darker than 2

@JoeWere

7 жыл бұрын

Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.

@Neon-cr7up

7 жыл бұрын

***** thats the only part i can remember i cant remember what the other transition thingys said... something about black smoke and come little insects and see the web we've woven

just another day in compton

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Never visit Compton, check.

@SuperAWaC

7 жыл бұрын

i am glad you guys got at least one buttsauce in the run, it wouldn't have been complete without it.

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

I really would have liked if my run had the lines associated with the Steam achievement: John Rambo'd!

Nice speedrun, legend!

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@WildJester

7 жыл бұрын

you're welcome :)

That 360 no scooe at the end :D beauty

I hear the sound Windows makes when you unplug a USB a few times in the run

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

I have a faulty USB port. My headphones were constantly disconnecting. I've fixed it now.

@Yesmanpersondude

2 жыл бұрын

Swear I’ve seen that pfp did you make it?

Very good run man

@SalDOWN

7 жыл бұрын

Heads up, JC!

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks, You probably could have been of use with the Post Office bomb. "A Bomb!" :D

@SalDOWN

7 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC Omg JC it's a bomb!

@SalDOWN

7 жыл бұрын

Useless NPC Very cool speedrun BTW. I watched the whole thing!

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Holy Cow! I'm ecstatic that you enjoyed it so much :D

Sickest game ever-without a serious contender.

Well done. Thank you!

12:37 you clutched that shit so well.

fucking amazing this speedrun is underrated af

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Wircea Glad you enjoyed it. Nothing can be more intense than watching a man complete daily chores!

@Wircea

8 жыл бұрын

+Useless NPC May I ask what are you aiming for at 12:50 ? I know that you are trying to kill the priest, but how can you know you hit him?

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+Wircea That part required a lot of trial and error, you just have to know where the priest is and find that 'perfect' trajectory. Also, I know I hit him when the cut-scene starts.

@Wircea

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I think I'll spend some time trying.

You deserve more subs bro 🤩

Thanks dude, I didn't know you can piss on yourself to stop the fire. And the speedrun is really impressive.

So you said you did HOW many things? This game may not have much logic, but your run is actually more logical than the game itself, which makes it better.

Holy shit I never knew that they implemented instakill backstabs

idk why but im feeling extra nostalgic when playing this, and thats so weird because i never played it before

This is a lot more interesting to watch than the typical "always play everything on easy because it's faster" runs

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

Easy-Difficulty speed runs aren't normally as fun to watch. My channel is about trying to complete games as fast *and entertaining* as possible.

You had to me sweating Everytime your health was under 5hp

27:00 got no chills... just get out the fckn Rocket Launcher! :D

@ChaseMC215

3 жыл бұрын

Littually no one likes you, it's like Postal 1, only if everyone is hunting you down

I feel like the RNG would be crazy in this game lol. but urinating on the computer always seems to have the same result. also the grenade kick at 34:26 is pretty badass haha

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

For a single segment run of this game, yes it is. The bystanders are located in different locations each time you enter an area and they carry different weapons each time as well. It wouldn't be too bad at all if I wasn't playing on Impossible difficulty, but this means that anyone has the potential at any given moment to pull out a napalm or rocket launcher on me (very scary!)

Ends the speedrun with a 360 no scope. Respect.

In this game urine is the most useful thing.

33:49 If you give the book of Gary coleman to kruntchy he gives you a doll,The speed run would have been faster

@Useless-NPC

7 жыл бұрын

He won't accept it on this difficulty, he would have tried to kill me immediately.

@zarkitek

7 жыл бұрын

wow Then you have a lot of ability to beat the game in impossible dificulty :0

@BenoitAdam

6 жыл бұрын

didn't knew that !!

My first play through was insane-o, really fun experience because of the NPCs having all kinds of weird weapons, explosives and accidentally killing others. Whole kind of fun chaos. However, the moment you reach the linear sections of the game, where you fight tough enemies and the final boss having too much HP, the game becomes tedious despite you having the best weapons in abundance. The problem is mostly the AI being faster than Lucky Luke and so you always get damage in most encounters. And there it comes ludicrous difficulty. Easily made just to "shut up" players brave enough to say "Impossible was too easy". Funny, the eye and the mind will never be full, it will want more. Ludicrous is fitting for the RWS style and goes to show how difficulty is for specific players. Not made to prove you're the best, just there to see if you can handle it. As along you're having fun, it is good enough. Insane -o prove fun, aside from specific sections.

AMAZING Work xD

@Useless-NPC

8 жыл бұрын

+minecraft200 Thanks!