They failed the 'overweight cat lying in the sun in the front window' requirement.

@hoosierhiver

6 жыл бұрын

and cat hair everywhere

@meredocu

5 жыл бұрын

in front of the "door-window". so every time you walk in you have to mind walking over it.

@KandiKlover

3 жыл бұрын

and also the old busted bicycle with rusty drive train that's hard to pedal that they let guests use to check out the town.

@jmsmith1767

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a suggestion not a requirement but good catch

@Adovian_

2 жыл бұрын

Historically accurate

They forgot "Breakfast is served from 5 AM to 8 AM." If you come down the stairs at 9, no breakfast for you.

@shannonh.n.4046

4 жыл бұрын

So true! And the cookies, everywhere! Also forgot the cupboard filled with old board games...

@sexobscura

3 жыл бұрын

@@shannonh.n.4046 ie: 'The Flying Nun'

@seattlepoet

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!!

@KandiKlover

3 жыл бұрын

Who the hell wants to wake up early tho! smh.

@YourPartnerInCrime

2 жыл бұрын

@@shannonh.n.4046 with missing pieces so you can’t play them lol

The face he does when he makes the stair squeak lololol priceless :)

@IETCHX69

5 жыл бұрын

EE-er, EE-er ee-er ee-er .

@whitexchina

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I just wrote a comment that almost sounds the same. But you beat me by 4 years.

@Toosii2times

3 жыл бұрын

The intensity on that stare lmao

"Always nice put your hands on things and handle things in the bathroom." This line delivery killed me.

*"they're good" proceeds to vomit bubbles **2:17*

"it's always nice to put your hands on things and handle things in the bathroom"

@astridjaye6224

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@beeflumps

4 жыл бұрын

Im doing that with my phone right now

I went to one b&b, and there were squirrels caught in cage traps in the back yard. Nice breakfast sausages though.

@zootymczoot9134

2 жыл бұрын

I’m wondering if the two are related

@justmejus

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

My friend stayed in a B&B and spent the evening changing light bulbs for the innkeeper...

The woman playing the inspector did a great job 👏🏻

@mikeberry2332

3 жыл бұрын

She is Gretchen Corbett, played Beth Davenport, Jim Rockford's lawyer and semi-love interest in The Rockford Files back in the 1970s. She looks great!

@sstills951

11 ай бұрын

@@mikeberry2332 semi love interest is right. It was hard to tell exactly what their relationship status was throughout the seasons she was on.

The idea that Portland would have a Bed & Breakfast bureau in the first place.

@changer_of_ways_999

2 жыл бұрын

There actually is a BnB organization that has requirements and an application process.

Am I feeling bedbugs? -Sting Ding ding ding! Lost it 🤣🤣🤣

Look at all the doilies they purchased from the Doily Shop.

LOL that squeaking stair killed me

One of Portlandia's best skits. Even so, they could gone even farther. So much more could have beeb mined about Bed and Breakfasts. That woman who played the inspector was brillant!

@daytonasayswhat9333

5 жыл бұрын

The supporting actors / guests / extras are always really good.

@Wraiven22

2 жыл бұрын

I expected her to have a mouth full of blood after she bit into the cookie lol

@Politano1955

2 жыл бұрын

That's Gretchen Corbett, who played James Garner's lawyer girlfriend Beth on the Rockford Files.

@teller1290

Жыл бұрын

@@Politano1955 and Robt Conrad's "secretary" in season 4 of Columbo, with Conrad as villain Milo Janis. He and Columbo really clash and Corbett interacts with Columbo importantly.

@Politano1955

Жыл бұрын

@@teller1290 Love that Columbo episode. Corbett is still gorgeous and in a recent good movie with Nicolas Cage called "Pig".

I love it when Fred does things for too long, kinda tom green style, but not just silly but in a way that would almost be socially acceptable and just alighty awkward.

@riley5722

4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly said.

@DJSamsonofficial

Жыл бұрын

signature dj douggpound move.

I’m cracking up at all the comments saying “that actress playing the inspector”.....nobody realizes that’s Gretchen Corbett of Rockford Files and overall all-purpose 1970’s TV fame! She’s the best.

@BrianBattles

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's right, and she was born in Portland

This show is really the best. They always out-do themselves

They need to ditch the bear and find a living one eyed cat

Forgot cupboard stocked with old board games with missing pieces, guest sign in book,

aww man this skit made me really miss travelling

Could be a little mustier.

"The _soaps_ are cookies" Shyamalongadingdong couldn't come up with a better twist. My mind is blown

@yellowblanka6058

11 ай бұрын

Then she chokes with soap running down her chin, LOL

The paper thin walls really should have gotten them approved immediately

@Seeker0fTruth

2 жыл бұрын

I think the wallpaper is really the only thing partitioning the rooms. Magnificent!

"Could be a little mustier" Oh the places my mind traveled the internet's a curious place

I can only remember two B&Bs we've actually stayed in. But this brings the memories flooding back.... oh yes.... (not the bedbugs, of course, but the general vibe...)

Gretchen Corbett, YOU ARE THE BEST!

Where's the broken door knob you have to jiggle to lock propery requirement?

They forgot to showcase the wood floors, Iron Bed with and metal spring mattress on the second floor over the Night MGRS room! I only told the Wife the MGRS bedroom was under us AFTER WE LEFT THE B&B! 😉

The look on his face whilst making the stair creak 😂

I like how the soaps double as cookies. 😄

@imnotlettingyouseemyname

2 жыл бұрын

They weren't. She didn't want to insult their baking but they were just soaps. That's why her mouth starts foaming.

Awesome show. Great Job!

Omg roflmao. The beats from squeaking step

I am in tears! 😂😂😂

I thought she was spitting up the soap/cookies. 😂

Oh yes! An actual one eyed cat would get them extra points.Your comment made me lmfao, thanks for that!

I've stayed in a B&B twice in my life - because all hotels were booked. I can't think of anything less 'restful' than spending a night in a strangers house.

@yellowblanka6058

11 ай бұрын

I’m guessing the sheets were probably cleaner at least.

Fred is just amazing lol

When he overdoes it with the steps, haha +the face he makes.

I'd like to book a weekend in the Moldy Suite

the warning signs about Portland have been there for a long time

The bureau lady sounds like Winnie the Pooh. Especially when she’s about to fail them.

@teller1290

Жыл бұрын

You ought to see her in a bikini in "Columbo," c. '74.

That squeaky stair was so Tim and Eric

Never stayed in a BnB and now I'm not sure that I want to.

The squeak of the stairs

Carrie leaning in with her ear to hear the incessant stair squeaking 😂

too funny as usual!

2 Want The Best Of Everything & Number 1

I was at a B&B having some blueberry pancakes when a blueberry fell off the plate. I went to stab it with my fork and only managed to squash the deep blue moist blueberry on the starched ultra-white tablecloth. Should have seen the proprietor's face!!!

scarily accurate

"Outside the house" 🤣

*no bears were harmed in the making of this* 2:19

When she eats the soap....😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can confirm that I've stayed at an Airbnb like this in Oregon.

@cquilty1

11 ай бұрын

@staticnetwork Oh yes, there's plenty of them and there usually always run by some gestapo woman who serves a shitt 'breakfast' the next day after you've had a terrible night's sleep on a mattress your grandmother owned. You're much better off at some corporate hotel chain that has comfortable beds, decent water pressure and operational AC instead of these boot camp B&b's.

I stayed a creepy bread and breakfast in Dubuque Iowa. It was a beautiful mansion in a sketchy area. Unfortunately we stayed in the maid’s quarters. After we got to the room I sat on the bed and the weird owner started giving me a back rub in front of my wife.

I thought ghosts were required...

@alanmalcheski8882

6 жыл бұрын

LittleLulubee you can apply for a ghost credit now. It cheapened the whole industry.

bed and breakfast bureau...im a govt employee and i can totally imagine that 😆😆

awww, the Bear

They looped the squeek sound lmao

Stinga ding ding!!!

I’ve stayed there!🤣

I thought that was Miranda and Gordo from Lizzie McGuire in the thumbnail for a sec ahha.

@jamesbelkin9204

11 ай бұрын

That's hilarious! It really does resemble them! 😂

My home definitely isn't musty enough. I'll have to try the wet dog.

I knew beforehand that he was gonna squeak the step maniacally and repeatedly. Is it a Fred thing?

I swear I've stayed at this B&B! A few times. Thank God Air B & B came along to save us all from the doilies, tacky nicknacks, and creepy hosts.

@yellowblanka6058

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure raising rents and pricing people out of their homes is worth slightly less "nicknacks" and "creepy hosts".

Hellywood loves to rock the one eye symbolism.👁

Squeaky stair bit at 0:44

PUT A BIRD ON IT

Losing it @ 1:01

@amireh6789

6 жыл бұрын

Omg exactly same!!! I almost died. His face up close at 0:57 until 1:01 then at 1:01 zoomed out to show his left hand floating in the air all stupid as he is still squeaking lmao!!!! Death! 😂😂

tim and eric edit

I watched dozens of these videos and just discovered that they are satire

@daytonasayswhat9333

5 жыл бұрын

How many times did you fail 3rd grade, lol?

@looseele

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, they are not.

@ynot6781

4 жыл бұрын

Your first thought was correct . This is Portland A true hotbed of parasitic delusion

I've gotta ask. Are these beautiful homes shown in Portlandia actually affordable? In Philly they'd be between 700k-1m.

@yellowblanka6058

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, given the general housing market now I’m guessing a house of that size would probably start at/near a million in Portland.

That inspector is pretty hot

@jubalcalif9100

2 жыл бұрын

Indubitably ! That's veteran actress Gretchen Corbett who played Jim Garner's lawyer/girlfriend (Beth Davenport) on the classic 70s TV series "The Rockford Files". She's still active with a film/TV career going all the way back to 1967.

Never understood the bed and breakfast idea. As far as I stayed in one once and it was overpriced and no privacy. Don’t know why you’d pay double to stay in persons house

HAHAHA so that's what they did with all those doilies!!! 1:11

Sting ding ding ding

really funny

@2:10-how the eating Tide Pods fad got started. Who knew.

@Seagodd

5 жыл бұрын

aeromedical67 what?

@cortneyrens

4 жыл бұрын

Lol! I was thinking that too

Are bed and breakfast really that bad or is it just portland?

*oh they're bedbugs all right*

B&B enterprises

I enjoyed all 18 frames in this video

Nah man, those weren't cookies.

2:20 bruh wtf lol

IM DONE!!!

Unexpectedly gross and hilarious

This is great it should be Air B&B who should be included in this---like legitmate B&B's do with inspections-licensed-insured and owner/manager occupied--Funny though

0:51...lol

A O river!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me or did the rest of you think those "soap cookies" really were just soap?

0:52 O.O

Insane..lol

I'd have made her fix everything she thought was bad after I got the certificate, and say she was doing micro aggression.

why does this video look like it was put through a toaster

240p we meet again.

I'm a helicopter.

"It could be a bit must-ier..." lLOL!

STINGdingdingding.....

That poor bear. Thumbs down.

She wold have robbed them by now In todays Portland

Jesus h Christ volume morning would have been nice.