Hey guys! Just to clarify, the fidget spinner illuminati shape was a JOKE. the rest, not so much. Also all of these are just theories and shouldn't be taken as fact. Let me know down in the comments which ones you believe and which ones you don't! Also, please don't let any of these theories effect your life. They are just meant for fun and to open up our minds and open up interesting conversations!

@caitlin7691

7 жыл бұрын

FIRST

@girlpye14

7 жыл бұрын

Hey shane

@stephaniesantizo8866

7 жыл бұрын

2nd comment

@annielawn9204

7 жыл бұрын

heyyyyy

@siredtodilfs5833

7 жыл бұрын

hey dad

"Flouride is killing us" ehh. "its also killing animals" WHAT?!!?

@oliviahickey2781

7 жыл бұрын

idk Wut to type sorry YES YES YES YES

@indietrees3263

7 жыл бұрын

olivia hickey 😂😂😂😂

@finja9565

7 жыл бұрын

idk Wut to type sorry and why is that a big deal

@rebeccalopez3513

7 жыл бұрын

idk Wut to type sorry THE LIKES ARE AT 660 0-0

@codtaco9833

7 жыл бұрын

700th like

I work at Starbucks, and sometimes I like to misspell names to see a reaction. One time one someone said their name was Grace and I put grass, lol

@georgiathang5188

7 жыл бұрын

My friend works their and she always puts "Unidentified Object" on mine

@Grace-vy4nf

7 жыл бұрын

Shelley Kup lmao my names Grace and my friends call me grass

@mackeydenton7753

7 жыл бұрын

Shelley Kup my name is mackenzie how could you mess that

@katiemoore3537

7 жыл бұрын

Shelley Kup haha me too, I've been working for a year and it's just kinda a joke but honestly I'm so bad at spelling names anyways😂

@z0mb3rt

7 жыл бұрын

yeah i often misspelled names just for shits and gigs

Shane: these are all just conspiracy theory's Me: MOM DID YOU KNOW-

@j4r3li

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the same comment but on a different video

@carsonsmith3455

3 жыл бұрын

STOP I DO THIS

@doobie0791

3 жыл бұрын

@@j4r3li oh sorry if I stole a comment

@doobie0791

3 жыл бұрын

@@j4r3li didn't know

@j4r3li

3 жыл бұрын

@@doobie0791 its ok

Who else is waiting for Shane to do a conspiracy theory on Coronavirus?

@mehak5336

3 жыл бұрын

Mee!😂

@roseygem3947

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@heather_curlyfryo3364

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he comes back

@lilyhargreeves4374

3 жыл бұрын

I am

@rosielily9984

3 жыл бұрын

YASSSSSS.

Shane: "I'm a skeptical person." Also Shane: "Pigeons are secretly taking over the world"

@christiancuster2596

6 жыл бұрын

Alexa Johnson 1000th like wow

@boredandihaveyoutube8175

6 жыл бұрын

Alexa Johnson 😝

@onyxexists2700

4 жыл бұрын

The birds work for the BOUGEOUSIE

@sleepysmokemoved2561

4 жыл бұрын

@kylie fritz omg yaaaassss I’m not the only person who remembers that

@rawrxd8744

4 жыл бұрын

*the birds work for the bourgeoisie*

Starbucks: name? Brainstorm: “brainstorm” Starbucks: “green needle”

@erinh.7435

4 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone of culture

@tyongsbith4046

4 жыл бұрын

Adan Onofre lol

@ilikeroblox6403

4 жыл бұрын

👌

@jaredallen1950

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I see what you did there💀🤣👌🏽

@apocalypsearisen6068

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

starbucks: “what is your name?” me: “brainstorm” starbucks: “green needle”

@ooigte3390

3 жыл бұрын

• aMbEr • underrated comment XD

@Flowerdustx

3 жыл бұрын

ᗰOOᑎᒪIGᕼTᗯᗩᖴᖴᒪE ahww hahahah thank you xx

@makenzesochia1846

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, dont steal other people's comments. 😃👍 * du du du du du du du du*

@Flowerdustx

3 жыл бұрын

Makenze Sochia lmao i didnt copy maybe its the same

@makenzesochia1846

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flowerdustx 👁👁 mHM. m H m o K

Starbucks: Name? Random person: Poison Starbucks: Okay water

*me trying to watch Shane at 3 AM and trying not to wake my parents up* Shane: “GUYS WE JUST FINISHED A PODCAST-”

@ellieramos1503

4 жыл бұрын

Millie O’Connel!!! Hahaha

@gachatomboy8925

4 жыл бұрын

ME! 😂

@queenandgoodomensfan6359

4 жыл бұрын

Headphones

@ifigeni4

4 жыл бұрын

I’m deaddd 😂

@andrewcee1399

4 жыл бұрын

Lolz

Imagine breaking into someone's house, walking into a room, and seeing a guy sitting down, unmoving, smiling, and staring into a camera

@kayshroom_.

4 жыл бұрын

I aint saying i would... But if i saw that. I would put back whatever i stole and walk out of the house as calmly as i could. "Here have this back man, i feel bad" lmao

@earth2theo

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll call the cops even if it means I’m rating myself out

@JuanMartinez-vt7rw

4 жыл бұрын

HJP that’s why he left lol

@amadawggg

4 жыл бұрын

I would of slowly walked out of his house and put back everything I stole and say,” uh- have a nice day sir”

@marynalchadzian4174

4 жыл бұрын

I would be haunted for the rest of my life

i could care less if he’s “canceled” cause I enjoy his videos.

@rensky4747

3 жыл бұрын

Dislike the guy but loved the conspiracy theory videos.

@melinaforonda6692

3 жыл бұрын

Thissss

@lamexanna7345

3 жыл бұрын

what if there’s a theory where shane is canceled. i mean all of the sudden he’s canceled when what he’s done had been years ago. why now? maybe he was saying too much? maybe he said something? maybe shane leaked something way beyond us and he had to delete it? maybe that’s why he’s “canceled”

@cairo8289

3 жыл бұрын

yah but the thing is .. if he wasn’t hanging with the wrong people ,these vids would hit different . 😩

@nevaeh1988

3 жыл бұрын

right I love his videos

The sitting and smiling guy actually pee'd himself mid performance one stream, then sat in it for another hour or two. Dudes def dedicated lol

If i get bad grades, i'm blaming the water

@t.elaine1072

7 жыл бұрын

Jessica Garcia #blamethewater

@lisamaldonado9121

7 жыл бұрын

Rhiannon Lee lmao same

@emmam9087

7 жыл бұрын

Lucky for me, I dont drink that much water (only enough to stay hydrated)

@sadwolfy8486

7 жыл бұрын

Emm M same though

@jessicazamora7708

7 жыл бұрын

the health inspector shut down my school because the water fountains had too much fluoride in them.

starbucks: name? person: Yanny :) Starbucks: Laurel

@xiaoreirei

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my lord

@aurorarossdale9898

4 жыл бұрын

They did that to my friend laurel in real life 😂

@idiomenaissant

4 жыл бұрын

@@aurorarossdale9898 really

@aurorarossdale9898

4 жыл бұрын

dawny moonlight Yeah , but that was when that was still popular a few years ago

@idiomenaissant

4 жыл бұрын

@@aurorarossdale9898 oh lol

i know he’s canceled but i still watch his conspiracies

@nicolemcconnell5694

2 жыл бұрын

I still love him and I hate that everyone is hating on him everyone needs to calm down 😥😥💜😕❤❤❤🥺

@milayux

2 жыл бұрын

Frr I can't stop watching his videos he is literally my childhood

@magdragon04_7

2 жыл бұрын

And his spooky boys videos

@ahad4488

2 жыл бұрын

My obsession with the videos doesn’t go away for some reason lol.

@parksadams8198

2 жыл бұрын

same gurl

considering I’m the most paranoid person ever, i will always rewatch these videos 💀💀

@some_random_person860

2 ай бұрын

SAMMMEEE

Starbucks: whats ur name? Me: Taylor Starbucks cup: Tylenol

@gamerdude9387

4 жыл бұрын

it might be me waking up in 5:00 am but I laughed at this

@kitkatgachavids7035

4 жыл бұрын

THE FACT THAT TYLON IS A MEDICATION

@ortepia4787

4 жыл бұрын

No that's the ingredients

@cat1n282

4 жыл бұрын

We have the same name 😛

@vay4729

4 жыл бұрын

This honestly deserves more likes

Shane: "The water is Poison" Me: *Drinks More Water*

@cruzfoz521

7 жыл бұрын

Cʜɪʜɪʀᴏ Fᴜᴊɪsᴀᴋɪ ღ™ lol me

@maijah7319

7 жыл бұрын

Cʜɪʜɪʀᴏ Fᴜᴊɪsᴀᴋɪ ღ™ same lol

@foursufoursupergirls

7 жыл бұрын

Cʜɪʜɪʀᴏ Fᴜᴊɪsᴀᴋɪ ღ™ same 😂

@firepitmommy

7 жыл бұрын

Cʜɪʜɪʀᴏ Fᴜᴊɪsᴀᴋɪ ღ™ NamjooN

@dullfairie

7 жыл бұрын

Cʜɪʜɪʀᴏ Fᴜᴊɪsᴀᴋɪ ღ™ well he said if you drink it from the faucet . I drink bottled water

The robber breaking in: *sees a guy sitting in front of a camera as still as a statue smiling* Welp, I'ma just go rob somebody else's house then-

As a previous batista for Starbucks I can honestly say I misspelled it because I was too much in a rush to ask exactly how to spell it and I'm terrible at spelling. I honestly had issues rememenbering how to spell Cheryl it took me Years! It was frustrating for my head lol. My manager actually encouraged me to ask the customer how to spell their name correctly but in morning rush with 20 people or more. Nope no i dont have time to ask. Keep the line moving lol

That dude probably broke in, saw him sitting there staring and smiling at the camera all creepy and was like NOPE, I AM ROBBING THE *_WRONG_* HOUSE

@alexolea5264

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@leahkalil5744

5 жыл бұрын

Britterally that’s what i was thinking 😹😹

@jeffwilkins7272

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA LOL ME TOO IF I WAS THE ROBBER XD

@adthomson

5 жыл бұрын

I creeped the comments to see if someone thought this too hahaha

@cupid9033

5 жыл бұрын

Dude believe me or not but my brother created the fidget spinner trend he was the one who found them

*I'm gonna blame my report card on water.*

@alyssaz3647

7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure. Okay but honestly thouuuuugh

@ihatecvs

7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure. 😂

@hhasyimah

7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure. *eggjoon*

@lole6424

7 жыл бұрын

baby mon *yes*

@soniamamour6321

7 жыл бұрын

Are you sure. same😂

Bro I wish he still makes this videos 😫

@slurpingspaghetti1094

Жыл бұрын

Me tooo

@arny625

Жыл бұрын

Same

@nicolejulianne9433

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I miss him when he was alone doing this !

That guy who broke into Benjamin's house was probably more scared than he was lmfao

Guy breaking in: Hello- *Sees weird man sitting on the floor smiling and staring at a camera* Guy: F u c k t h i s s h i t I m o u t

@cupquake8036

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂😂so presice

@sophiarodriguez6956

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Meow meow I’m weakkkk 😂😂

@abby7945

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Meow meow omg😂😂😂that just made my day😂😂😂😂

@picnicsheesh7762

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gm8055

4 жыл бұрын

Being creepy probably save that guy from being robbed.

The fucking background music will forever haunt me

@mariaaysabelll

7 жыл бұрын

Saya N UGH SAME

@salma-yo5jy

7 жыл бұрын

Saya N SAME

@serrasogut3300

7 жыл бұрын

Saya N ikr

5:06 thE reAL cOnsPiracY: -2017- Shane: I love china, I'm not trying to piss them off. -2020- China: oh boi have I got a news for you.

@cozylime_2006

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm 🤔

@browhat9349

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not their fault! What they do we do everyday

@idkwtfthisnameis8242

3 жыл бұрын

@@browhat9349 how not?

@browhat9349

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkwtfthisnameis8242 are you defending China or no? Like saying “how not?” Clears everything that you’re trying to say

@desdemona950

3 жыл бұрын

stop it? racism isn't funny. there's no real proof that corona came from a bat, or even china as a whole, and nor is it their fault if a disease happened to spawn in their country and spread to others. nor does corona make it okay to not like the chinese / china. be a better human being.

I grew up in the panhandle in West Texas. My dentist can tell that I grew up in the area by looking at my teeth. The state finally admitted that they added fluoride among other stuff in a letter that they sent to residents in our small town about 15 years ago. They did it for several decades. 😠

My friends who work at Starbucks said that they misspell names on purpose as a joke and to trigger people because it gets boring sometimes at work lol

@rosecormier9410

7 жыл бұрын

We also do it because we sometimes just don't have time to write it. Or because names are hard. We (atleast my shop) don't do it for publicity haha!

@dwaynecordes9145

7 жыл бұрын

Ippei Morita hurt my

@dwaynecordes9145

7 жыл бұрын

Rose Cormier hutt

@greeniccee

7 жыл бұрын

pretty sure misspelling someone's name wouldnt send them into a panic attack / trigger their PSTD but ok... use better description words next time.

@ivoryy.

7 жыл бұрын

Ippei Morita Its genius LOL

burglar: *breaks in and sees a guy creepily smiling at a camera* guy smiling: burglar: aight imma head out

@tunasalad9693

4 жыл бұрын

Not today satan

@aubreyhass4647

4 жыл бұрын

I was just watching that video lol

if he doesn’t post another one i’m going to cry i’m rewatching everthjng 😭

OMG please come back soon with even more videos like this!

"The fu*king PIDGEON SALUTED!" My senior quote.

@kaylaanimeprincess4185

5 жыл бұрын

L

@mentallyacowboy

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaylaanimeprincess4185 Yes. Are you Kira?

@kaylaanimeprincess4185

5 жыл бұрын

Of course not I thought u were dead

@mentallyacowboy

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaylaanimeprincess4185 HA! Nope. You got any cake?

@kaylaanimeprincess4185

5 жыл бұрын

@@mentallyacowboy nope you need to cut down on eating and how did u survive

starbucks: what's your name? eleven: It's eleven! starbucks: twelve

@inlove0002

4 жыл бұрын

Provinzperle bahhhagahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@Amyd525

4 жыл бұрын

Yasssssssss

@meli4319

4 жыл бұрын

Or elyven

@Abandoned.account.S

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH XD

@TaterKakez

4 жыл бұрын

Barista “ok, what name can I put on the cup?” Customer “mumblz “ B: “sorry can you say that again?” C: “MUMBLZ LOUDER” B: “ok, then. Mumblz it is,” Customer leaves store and takes marbles out of mouth: “gah. Why can’t they spell Mike?? It’s so easy!” Bitch please. Just tell us your name, don’t say “ummm” 😂 you know what we’re going to ask!!

the guy who smiles at the camera gives me good vibes not gonna lie

Shane please come back.. make more videos.. do a then and now with the theories. Something.. miss your videos

Conspiracy theory: The government is using Shane to make conspiracy theories to distract us from world events they don't want us to know about!!! 😂

@kosankuu5227

7 жыл бұрын

alexia carranza hmmm 🤔

@theylovetyaia739

7 жыл бұрын

alexia carranza SHIT!!!

@lovelly9115

7 жыл бұрын

alexia carranza yep

@ErinTheUnicornSubscribe

7 жыл бұрын

alexia carranza oh.🤔😲

@menareawasteofspace

7 жыл бұрын

alexia carranza 💀💀💀😂

"fidget spinners come from China" Boi everything comes from China

@alxsbrnslc

7 жыл бұрын

And Japan and India

@EpilepticBob

7 жыл бұрын

Aiyana Land Even you're from China.

@AiyanaWolfe

7 жыл бұрын

In that case I must be the whitest Chinese person to ever walk the earth

@delvinmallory3427

7 жыл бұрын

Aiyana Land The legit ones are from California, it's just the shitty bootlegs😂

@divvymutant

7 жыл бұрын

Cryo Fawx yeaah

I get bored and just rewatch his old ass videos

Love these conspiracy stories shane and your channel ❤️ greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪

Barista: Hi, welcome to Starbucks. What's your name? Me: Tati Westbrook. Barista: James Charles.

@kayleewheat4472

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@crimsondarling1476

5 жыл бұрын

Mega OOf

@poisonivy3627

5 жыл бұрын

And i oop-

@thelasthunter9350

5 жыл бұрын

Christine Jumawan Aganos and I oop

@ashton7930

5 жыл бұрын

and I oop-

Starbucks: “name?” Creepy pasta: “creepy pasta” Starbucks: “scary noodle”

@x.xn.x102

4 жыл бұрын

"Nigga lettuce" 💀💀

@happpi

4 жыл бұрын

Nigga lettuce 😂😂😂

@stxrmzz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aeolus. then leave the comments section 🥴

@stxrmzz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aeolus. oop- I dont care doe🤣🤭

@namjoonie418

4 жыл бұрын

pepe not funny

Imagine Shane doing a conspiracy theory about COVID-19🤯🤯🤯

Shane when making the video: “I love China” Few months into quarantine: what about now ?

@AuzzAustin

3 жыл бұрын

This video was made 4 years ago

@theoneandonly7019

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuzzAustin that's the point

@AuzzAustin

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoneandonly7019 Still makes no sense

@mayarose7617

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuzzAustin it’s called a joke lol

@AuzzAustin

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayarose7617 Oh my bad I didn't laugh

Shane: *talks about water* Me: *drinking water* Shane: *talks about water killing us* Me: *is refilling water* 👁️👄👁️

@marvinsalvador4579

5 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Guerrero Don’t worry, fluoride is only harmful in large quantities, you’d have to eat like 3 toothpaste cartridges everyday for it to start having a negative effect

@abigailforloines4615

5 жыл бұрын

Aye 2019 ppl.

@Mel-ds8vs

5 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Guerrero MOOOOOOODDDDD💀💀💀

@kefiremery3120

5 жыл бұрын

《greentea》 mood 💀

@deannadanielle

5 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Guerrero you had me at the beginning not gon lie 💀

Shane: **starts talking about water poisoning** Me: **takes another sip of water**

@lilpixiedik7851

6 жыл бұрын

Fandom Cat same

@zerbozomeowington

6 жыл бұрын

Fandom Cat I was filling up a water bottle at that time

@mothermothsmother9723

6 жыл бұрын

Fandom Cat You drink water Not a diet soda Get the fuck out

@karinagarcia8885

6 жыл бұрын

Fandom Cat same idf care

@dewy195

6 жыл бұрын

Fandom Cat death be with me

"WE get about..." sounds like its more than just him and that hes getting info from snooping

I learnt alot form chemistry in school about water fluoridation and it dose cause Cancer, birth defects, infertility and so much more. Its genuinely terrifying

Me : I need to drink more water Government : Yass hunny

@xxxdeadjakexxx2376

5 жыл бұрын

I legit got water once Shane was talking about it just to see

@spongebobfan96

5 жыл бұрын

Glad I drink more juice than water...

@stinewatson3875

5 жыл бұрын

no wonder all the social media accounts which claim as "self care" has the first step to drink water..

@cloroxbleach7377

5 жыл бұрын

Ultimately my mom makes us drink water because our body is like 80% of water so, it sucks ass

@slamzam

5 жыл бұрын

Ultimately juice has water in it 🤣

Burglar: hello?? Guy smiling: Burglar: ight bro imma head

@mariahhorton1359

4 жыл бұрын

The burglar was probably scared of the guy just sitting there smiling at a camera I know I would be

@louise4629

4 жыл бұрын

Bro no offense but that's the point of the joke...

@mariahhorton1359

4 жыл бұрын

Louise Wilson I know

@ezy_beast4130

4 жыл бұрын

skylar h just saying if the guy behind camera had a gun maybe that’s why he left

Your videos are so entertaining, informative, and helpful.😊👍🏻

starbucks: name? person: coronavirus starbucks: *get out*

I sorta want Shane to talk about the Area 51 raid. There are a lot of conspiracies lately about it, and...yeah

@kphelpsofficialsingeractre9318

4 жыл бұрын

Me tooo!!!!!!!!

@midanChaos

4 жыл бұрын

same XD

@worstusernameintheworld9871

4 жыл бұрын

SAME 😂😂

@midanChaos

4 жыл бұрын

@Frenchy and Angelica yep lol

@luanlopez9119

4 жыл бұрын

This video was 2 years ago

Shane, I think the guy who broke into his home was more creeped out that he was sitting there starting at a camera with his legs crossed...

@Phoenix-cs9pm

4 жыл бұрын

yeah lmaoo

@butthole4229

4 жыл бұрын

U could see him panick cuz his eye got wider omg 😂

@oliviasodaa3785

4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Jeanine LMAO

@ainscrev7597

4 жыл бұрын

He thought 'I better not fuck with this creep.'

@Lili-cn3dw

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah because if he broke in he could've had a weapon and he could've hurt him but he decided not to

if i walked into a house and saw some dude sitting looking like that, id back away to.

Idgaf if he’s “cancelled” his vids are interesting af

@therockwizard.9687

2 жыл бұрын

@Abigail Fullon goddamn it it’s a snowflake.

@bigoof8559

2 жыл бұрын

@Abigail Fullon with all due respect , if you don’t like him as a person - just don’t watch his videos. You’re filling his pockets with money every time you click on a one, which is conflicting with your standpoint. You’re ironically supporting him

@santia8073

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigoof8559 he can’t get paid anymore lol KZread took away the payment thing for him so he’s not getting money anymore from KZread

@santia8073

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigoof8559 but I get what you’re saying

Starbucks : your name Me : Sulfuric Acid Starbucks: fluoride

@maddie-qv9eh

5 жыл бұрын

How did this get 469 likes without a reply? Oh wait it didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@amonguslover9205

5 жыл бұрын

scincse

@SupremeKK-kg9oh

5 жыл бұрын

Im srry i made ur likes 666 lol srry

@cillakrownz42o25

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@uh8455

5 жыл бұрын

i was eating pasta and was 👌🏻 that close to spitting it out

Imagine how scared the guy who broke in was tho??? Like he brakes in, thinks no one is home, and then sees a man sitting on the floor, smiling at a camera, and not moving when someone broke in???? Thats so creepy

@FizzyFezzy

4 жыл бұрын

When did that happen? Timestamp please

@natalienickel7886

4 жыл бұрын

@@FizzyFezzy 11:37

@alanis4942

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@pesticideistheonlyoption4304

4 жыл бұрын

One way to not get robbed lol

@melanieholsclaw4358

4 жыл бұрын

It was smart on Ben's behalf I might try that if that happens to me

anyone else here in 2022 and relizing that the guy in the podcast is that stranger things park meme

The pigeon saluting made me laugh so much That's why the made the movie spies in disguise (,°>°,)

Imagine how terrifying that must be to be robbing a house and then go up stairs and see some dude sitting there smiling at a camera and not even reacting 😂😂 that's insane

@jackie6937

7 жыл бұрын

Rob Clemente 😂😂😂

@ZARK0_

7 жыл бұрын

Rob Clemente I'd dip out

@armin8370

7 жыл бұрын

i'd fucking regret my life choices then and there

@davidcastelan3885

7 жыл бұрын

Rob Clemente lol

@oifelixcomeherebro7986

7 жыл бұрын

Rob Clemente HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Me: I'm going to be healthy and drink lots of water! *drinks 5+ bottles a day* Shane: Water is poison soup and here's why- Me: AREYOUKIDDINGME

@Imaniluv3

7 жыл бұрын

Livv The Queen SAME BITCH 🤣🤣🤣

@lolluhric8351

7 жыл бұрын

Livv The Queen same

@TheYandra12

7 жыл бұрын

literally me i finally got to a gallon and a half daily and i was just like "well great now i have to spend $3 on gallon water bottles daily"

@izzyjohnson9243

7 жыл бұрын

Livv The Queen I'm still gonna drink the water idc

@rugburned4713

7 жыл бұрын

Livv The Queen Your profile picture 😍

In regards to the pigeons, I've NEVER seen a baby pigeon. Nobody I've asked ever has, either.

I use to work a Starbucks and nobody told me to misspell names lol. The reason we get it wrong a lot is because it's usually pretty loud in the shops and were trying to get you through fast and efficiently and dont usually have time to ask how its spelt or we just misheard you!

My name is jeffree star Starbucks : writes kat von d

@rileyoldgmail7678

5 жыл бұрын

Tea King oh lord

@acidicccactus

5 жыл бұрын

WE DONT SKEAP ABOUT HER BITCH

@idrs561

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOO deaddd

@annatheclown8264

5 жыл бұрын

Tea King lol

@ballerinaonamusicbox

5 жыл бұрын

I think it would be Pink Vault Closet Tour

Wow... I cant believe this.. *takes huge sip of tap water out of my Starbucks cup*

I was a Starbucks barista and was not told to misspell people’s names. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Shane: “what if the birds are spy’s?” Me: THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

@jhopehobi2242

4 жыл бұрын

Kaylee Bug omg I love ur profile pic❤️

@scarletlu

4 жыл бұрын

Y ES T H E Y D O

@kaitlyncrouch3320

4 жыл бұрын

Kaylee Bug lmao me too

@biggestethogirl

4 жыл бұрын

THAT EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHTTTTT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@preetywx

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

maybe Putin is just a disney princess

@enahaznadarevic8733

7 жыл бұрын

skaindo 😂😂😂 omg

@m2ribel277

7 жыл бұрын

Omfg Lmao

@Willow-rr2cm

7 жыл бұрын

skaindo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

@GothiiiBerry

7 жыл бұрын

A whole new worlddd, a fantastic new place & sights with Trumpppp

@oliviagiusti393

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

Shane could literally make me believe that the Illuminati is run by frogs in dresses listening to super luv on repeat

starbucks: what’s the name for your order? me : summer them: autumn

Shane: “The world is so crazy right now” Me in quarantine: “You ain’t seen nothing yet”

@hyperbot2328

4 жыл бұрын

We come from the future

@sonicgirl3582

4 жыл бұрын

Yessir^

@tillyhg1302

4 жыл бұрын

Yess sir!

@uzayrmanuel5901

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@valeriagarciacarreno8426

4 жыл бұрын

𝐼𝑚 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛

Why do I watch these videos at night I have anxiety

@amberlights4418

7 жыл бұрын

LDshadowlad y same

@dangerdragon5437

7 жыл бұрын

It's night for you? it is day for me!

@emily-bh4is

7 жыл бұрын

LDshadowlad y Yas ldshadowlady

@blankblank3677

7 жыл бұрын

DangerDragon543 yeah shane normally uploads at 8 pm for us

@sarahgriego5379

7 жыл бұрын

DangerDragon543 same

I miss these types of videos. I miss him.

The podcast clip at the start DID NOT age well 💀💀

@harvestthenugg

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick o Teen he cheated on her

@ramiro.7104

2 жыл бұрын

@IRA terrorist me too he’s cute

Starbucks employee: So what's your name? Customer: James Starbucks employee:Okay On cup: *Jaymz*

@bronwynnshanks9566

4 жыл бұрын

Should be jambes

@greyisbae8208

4 жыл бұрын

Employee:what’s your name Customer:John Employee: ok Employee yells: JOSE YOUR ORDER IS READY

@katherinegriffin

4 жыл бұрын

thats his rap name

@user-ey6qg5wu2r

4 жыл бұрын

s.e: whats your name me: bob s.e: *yells* BAB YOUR ORDER me: nigga what

@eheh8400

4 жыл бұрын

noiqueen jaymesz

Shane: water is poisonous Me: dies of dehydration

@ashleyelizabeth538

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, me. All the fucking way.

@xjorixx1043

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Elizabeth hey

@ashleyelizabeth538

4 жыл бұрын

@@xjorixx1043 hey?

@jiminmochi2139

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyelizabeth538 hej hej monika

@xjorixx1043

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Elizabeth i love u

About the bird portion of the video, I was once playing basketball and the birds started chirping but it was in unison and it sounded like they were malfunctioning

Shane you are amazing!!! Please make more videos on conspiracy theories

Starbucks: And what’s the name? Me: Angelina My drink: Argentina

@azumi4369

4 жыл бұрын

Why don’t we Lover lmao

@user-sg8xk9sr1b

4 жыл бұрын

Why don’t we Lover me: summer them: autumn

@sophiamckeogh1037

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@potatoeshhhjshhhs2217

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-sg8xk9sr1b 💀💀💀

@mrm_31

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

These videos don't really scare me the background music scares the fuck outta me

@thekingjoj

6 жыл бұрын

True asf XD

@bluemcdaniel99

6 жыл бұрын

Really does.

@catscradle7017

6 жыл бұрын

Aleesha Khan I'k without the music it wouldn't be scary

When he was talking about the guy who sits and smiles my AirPods glitched snd I ALMOST PANICKEDDD

Anyone Still Here In 2021 ?????cuz I love Shane’s vids

“the government is poisoning us” me: **chugs water**

Did anyone else notice that one time he said chloride, not flouride? IlLuMiNaTi CoNfIrMeD!

@moose3875

5 жыл бұрын

I did!!

@moose3875

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he said chlorine for a sec

@Alison-ng4cr

4 жыл бұрын

Sippin on straight chloride

@batz5580

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed

@haileybrown740

4 жыл бұрын

Me

Love this channel

It's funny to go back to this specific video with the fidget spinner theory and I can't help but laugh because in 2020 barely anyone is talking about fidget spinners anymore.

*Shane talking about water with fluoride* Me: *Takes a sip a water*

@Njord16

4 жыл бұрын

Chill Out That’s why I get jugs of water not tap water

@-crispchips-1713

4 жыл бұрын

@@Njord16 same

@earth2theo

4 жыл бұрын

Now you know why people spill tea not water. Hey here’s the water like noo bitch imma get cancer

@dolorescantos8326

4 жыл бұрын

I just drinked water when shane started talking about flouride, and i was literally sipping water again and trying to taste if it actually taste flouride (Im really that weird)

@raychu4829

4 жыл бұрын

Tasty, tasty fluoride uwu

Breaks into house, sees guy staring into camera, slowly walks out

@carry-2757

5 жыл бұрын

Izaak Turner wheezing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@adorablepup911

5 жыл бұрын

right

@ember13dp

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@dylanfooler

5 жыл бұрын

Bitch if I saw some dude sitting in the middle of the room, not even talking, and maybe saw the camera and he's just fucking smiling, I'd Nope the fuck out of there

@nylanicolee620

5 жыл бұрын

Dylan Fuller right

I need these videos back in my life...I miss you queennnnn xx

Shane you make me laugh. I love watching your videos. I have a 10month old babygirl so watching your videos on my freetime is very much a neccessity. Your fricken talented. You could make me believe anything, and your horror voice and how you change your face and posture is on a entire different level of acting skills. Specially the video when you called scary numbers. You scared the heck out of me when you told her to squeal like a PIG! Oh my god i was like wow you need your own horror movie

"There's flouride in the water" Me: *Reaches for vodka*

@KalamitySnow

4 жыл бұрын

Lol reaches for cognac!

@krystalazofficial

4 жыл бұрын

@@KalamitySnow Buhahahaha

@hulahoop99

4 жыл бұрын

Krystal P *TWo sHotS of VoDKa*

@monke7541

4 жыл бұрын

*reaches for poison*

@Alison-qn1xo

4 жыл бұрын

Krystal P Wasn’t there a point in time where alcohol was healthier than water

The pigeon was there like "smile and wave boys, smile AND wave"

@majordetroit5116

7 жыл бұрын

Ø Pearl_Hub Ø spy's.....bird spy's

@cheyla2842

7 жыл бұрын

Ø Pearl_Hub Ø oml😂Penguins of Madagascar

@piamishelle

6 жыл бұрын

Ø Sea Sausage Ø LMAO YES 😂😂😂

@random-mi5ko

6 жыл бұрын

Pigeons Of America

@daniellekearney8661

6 жыл бұрын

Yas queen 🍠

SHANE PLZ DO A NEW CONSPIRACY VIDEO

Absolutely hooked

*kicks in door to rob place* Robber: hello *sees guy sitting on the floor in the dark staring at a camera* Robber: *closes door*

@masazarqa971

5 жыл бұрын

Jimin Hasjamstyvm this needs 7135627228818181736363637485958463535440400383736352532223463738937336 likes 😂

@admiralthecat

5 жыл бұрын

Laughs ass off

@rissa11421

5 жыл бұрын

I think the robber got scared😂

@ellzrandom2392

5 жыл бұрын

IKR but why even did the robber day hello if they were robbing a house... And they kicked down a door lmao 😂😂😂

@galuxius1861

5 жыл бұрын

don't forget he knocked before kicking the door in

Barista: Hi, what's your name? Me: um Shane Dawson Barista: *writes on cup* Queen

@carsyntangley8179

5 жыл бұрын

Ava ._. R they wrong thooooo¿😂😂😂

@himikotogachan3025

5 жыл бұрын

@@carsyntangley8179 no there not😆

@cinnamoncrunch8314

5 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment ever 😂💖🤘

@kristian4333

5 жыл бұрын

Shane: I’m not complaining 😂

@spongebobfan96

5 жыл бұрын

I went in a Starbucks once and this guy said his name was Shane when the barista gave him the cup it low key said “Shane Dawson” with like three hearts...

I want Shane to start making videos again 🥲

the fact that he was talking about chinese culture and how their military overtaking is.. and like the corona virus has been going on for like a year and a half😭