The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself. Can you do that? My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch To this True? Yes. And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic) Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" And I help them! Yes I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Have we got a deal? If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again. But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh. Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. But I don't have- I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle! What I want from you is - your voice. But without my voice, how can I- You'll have your looks, your pretty face. And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha! The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word And after all dear, what is idle babble for? Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On a lady who's withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man Come on you poor unfortunate soul Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice! You poor unfortunate soul It's sad but true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll This poor unfortunate soul Beluga sevruga Come winds of the Caspian Sea Larengix glaucitis Et max laryngitis La voce to me Now, sing! Aah... Keep singing!

@olivebirdy2150

2 жыл бұрын

It's much easier to understand what Ursula says when she's slowed down.

@jennie5471

2 жыл бұрын

thank youuu

@PierreChalamet7

2 жыл бұрын

We're not fucking dumb we can hear what it says

@QuaestorValdemar

2 жыл бұрын

@@PierreChalamet7 maybe you aren't, don't assume other peoples ability to hear ;-; I would not have understood shit without this

@kinkacho413

2 жыл бұрын

@@PierreChalamet7 it’s the lyrics dumbass

This is the only song slowed down that makes the song sound like a male voice and that's awesome- I know it wasn't intended but it's cool

@witchingbrew3

2 жыл бұрын

I mean.... Ursula was inspired by a drag queen....Miss Divine rip

@chi.a.rah4

Жыл бұрын

@@witchingbrew3 Didn't Divine themselves voice Ursula?

@Missy3940

Жыл бұрын

@@chi.a.rah4 Pat Carroll did.

@chi.a.rah4

Жыл бұрын

@@Missy3940 Oh, thank you so much! I was kinda confused on that, my bad 😅

@Missy3940

Жыл бұрын

@@chi.a.rah4 Yw!

Tim Curry ft. Michael Jackson?

@Turb0TrvsMikl09

2 жыл бұрын

Nohohohohooo lmao I can't I'm hear it! /hj

@umbria_666

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god I hear it

@raythefangirl1339

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear it oh god

@redroofinn7o

2 жыл бұрын

I will never not hear it now...

@clearcloud100

Жыл бұрын

I will never be able to recover from this

She almost sounds like tim curry in this.

@lilmissgoth.

2 жыл бұрын

Just made an edit with this audio with one of Tim’s films. kzread.info/dash/bejne/p2ubk7CYdJPcgs4.html

Imagining the scene of a medium possessed by a demon who grants a unique opportunity to her poor clients...

"Pathetic." Love it

If a Faust movie musical comes out and Mephistopheles isn't singing this song, I'm not going

It sounds like frolo from the hunch back of notrdome (I can't spell it)

@Rebecca_Luvs

2 жыл бұрын

*Notre Dame

@TheHalloweenSpirit

2 жыл бұрын

Judge Claude Frollo A Hellfire version like this could be haunting and amazing!

@Wuubaboo

2 жыл бұрын

aww I loved that movie it made my childhood

Guys, just turn it on 1.25 and it's paced pretty much the same as the original but with this delightful male tone. I love your editing job on this, thank you for making it!

@alishaleef3682

Жыл бұрын

Wow. I thought I was the only one who changes the speed to 1.25.

This is fantastic and so underrated!

Fully-grown Azul Ashengrotto suceeding at being a littler mer-mafia Boss.

3:41 I love how she says "Go ahead! Make your choice!" So evil

How cool would it be if the evil Manta teamed up with Ursula to take out Ariel

That ''Yes indeed!''...(Pleasant shivers)

Satan is that you? Love it

He remind me wiseman from sailor moon

Why do it sound like Scar from lion king?? Just a lil bit

I'm crying-

This is bad ass!! Wow

Ok but ariel vocalizing slowed down is so pretty

this is great i love it!!!

Gender bend????

I love this.

Woah, this is amazing

Laughing Jack much? Please.. makes me think of Ursula as LJ.

@chloes_.closet_

Жыл бұрын

I’m getting more Zalgo vibes, but I get what you mean.

@FragileAsAFlower

Жыл бұрын

@@chloes_.closet_ Okay.

This is great!

*Shut up and take my soul and voice!*

It sounds like Steven fry. I can't stop thinking about it

@MusicByKsyusha

Жыл бұрын

OMG YES! Especially at “Now my lady, please don’t laugh.”

Its powerful and i love it

2:51 is the part yal are here for

I refuse to listen to this song any other way

I love this cover. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Will u consider doing Melissa poor unfortunate souls?

Agreed

It sounds like the old vip from squid game

James Earl Jones, or Ertha Kit?

Damn the prince, I’d take that guy any day LMAO

Two words: Evil Manta.

Sounds a bit like scar at times

Lowkey sounds like how Discord sings

Damn I don’t remember this in the joker

Can you do 2023?

I admit in the past I've been a nasty..

*

Yassified Frollo?

It sounds male Nice