after pat said "hewwo" it was the audio equivalent of several people are typing...

@interrexclamacion

5 жыл бұрын

What..?

@spider_plantt

5 жыл бұрын

every time pat says hewwo i gain enough power to transcend planes and fight god

@zeph769

5 жыл бұрын

@@spider_plantt Every time Pat says hewwo I gain another limb to assemble The Forbidden One.

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

Zephyr Nepres pat better not say hewwo again in that case

@extremelyviolentandpsychot7887

4 жыл бұрын

When was that

"He must be milked" is the most upsetting thing I have ever read in my entire life

@hyperaije

6 жыл бұрын

The thing that gets me about it is that it is in no way optional. It's a demand. He must be milked.

@cjmcb3656

6 жыл бұрын

He must be appeased...you must milk him or suffer his wrath

@fucknuggectmegee5579

6 жыл бұрын

cj mcb Markiplier

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe no one did a callback to that horrifying answer

@cats1970

4 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Powell 21:57

"Hewwo." Oh boy, Pat knows what the fans want. And immediately the video goes to hell. And why is Clayton so good at making weird stuff cute?

@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks

4 жыл бұрын

Gem of the Night h-hewwo? :3

@lolacool98

3 жыл бұрын

Gem of the Night You mean Cwayton?

Sonic hasn't canonically kissed a human woman because Sonic 06 ends with them rewriting time so none of the events of the game actually happened. Its story retcons itself out of existence.

@monckat4681

6 жыл бұрын

beautiful

@pooppoopzoopzoop9935

5 жыл бұрын

Good

@fpcooper95

4 жыл бұрын

Our only solace

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

Good

@HaganConnell

4 жыл бұрын

Out of existence, perhaps, but not out of our minds.

Know what your teens are texting: HMBM = He Must Be Milked

@athrash5136

5 жыл бұрын

why was my first thought "Holy Musical Batman"

@curranstedman606

4 жыл бұрын

@@athrash5136 ONE SHOT

@decoy1359

4 жыл бұрын

hmbmhmbm is my favorite podcast

@BeccaMoses

4 жыл бұрын

Katelyn Schmidt i want you to know that i chortled

@cowboybarbaryn1302

4 жыл бұрын

What does it actually mean I'm stupid

"Perish at the hands of Donkeyed Kong" is still the funniest answer that has come out of this game

@thalesguidote3728

3 жыл бұрын

*the* donkeyed kong

“Leather type Pokémon” I just kept laughing while crying ‘no, no” over and over. That’s the worst it could be. The implications!

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

we already have cow pokemon

@mattallurgical

4 жыл бұрын

Blood type Pokemon

@n14d14

4 жыл бұрын

Kink type Pokemon

@lionsmith3944

4 жыл бұрын

They often dominate the battlefield

@Seloliva1015

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't all pokemom leather type pokemon?... Aren't humans leather tipe pokemon...

Yeah uh I'm gonna need to know what Pat said that had to be censored right now IMMEDIATELY please

@slambat298

4 жыл бұрын

giantpump.com

@ciaragildea998

4 жыл бұрын

Hewwo

@charlottebiscuit4133

4 жыл бұрын

@@slambat298 i do *not* wanna click on that link

@garbageboystinkman4159

4 жыл бұрын

hemustbemilked.com

@polarknight5376

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlottebiscuit4133 it actually isn't owned.

Everyone talking about Pat's "hewwo" which is very good, no doubt about it, but Tara's "I'm Tawa"? Clayton's "I'm Clayton but you can call me Cwayton?" We mustn't ignore the goodness of these.

Thank u brian for reading out all the prompts when they come up.

the waluigi relaxation bit made me lactose intolerant

@garbageboystinkman4159

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Lactose IntWAHlerant

the stunned silence after pat said hewwo has me screaming

Every Polygon video I watch moves me further away from the straight end of the Kinsey scale. Well done.

@chrislamp143

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Galan 69 likes,,, nice

@ava8340

Жыл бұрын

HELP

marios be perishing at the hands of donkeyed kong

@papertiger4525

6 жыл бұрын

americans be playing donkeyed kong

@AstroBowie

4 жыл бұрын

cant a help being a gemini! - mario mario

@paladin_2164

4 жыл бұрын

Kong has been donkeyed

There is some tough competition, but I have to say that "Perish at the hands of the Donkeyed Kong"/"Hose me down at night" are the two greatest Quiplash responses ever written.

Where's the bootleg where you reveal the offensive website cowards

@chrismanuel9768

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

that maroon 5 joke was on point well done bdg

My god I lost it at "He must be milked" the phrasing of it was so beautiful.

"trying to understand kingdom hear(ts)" from brian the foreshadowing...

"The worst question to be asked at a lifeguard job interview" "So uh, does the Sonic drowning music get you hot too?"

@kappaross6124

6 жыл бұрын

Ironmaryable IT'S SO BAD IN SO MANY WAYS

Pat: "Hewwo." *Several people are typing*

“Gotta go TO THE QUILTING CIRCLE THAT IS SO INTEGRAL TO SONICS BACKSTORY” -Sonic

"too many legs" Wario: It's 8 legs right? Waluigi: 8? Yeah I think 8.

@cottontaelle5863

5 жыл бұрын

7 vaganias

@hickorymccay2994

4 жыл бұрын

@@cottontaelle5863 Neil Cicerega and BDG have the same exact energy.

pat saying hewwo is my new ringtone

Red potion- health Blue potion- Mana Maroon potion- moves like Jagger

I absolutely need to know what was behind that censor bar.

@Srcsqwrn

4 жыл бұрын

Was it ever revealed?

@SubscribingMilotic

4 жыл бұрын

@@Srcsqwrn nope, we can only speculate

@aislynnmahama7021

4 жыл бұрын

My first guess was 'Zero Pumptuation', because of "one of these isn't even a website!"

@aeronhoare7706

4 жыл бұрын

@@aislynnmahama7021 the one that wasn't a website was bottom right

@estinsidebottom

4 жыл бұрын

It's Been A Year And I Must Know.

I _couldn't_ refuse to be in something where Pat's diminutive *h e w w o* starts it

How did Pat not win that last one!? "My wife left me but my games are still here! Right here, in this bathroom stall!"

@thisistheborkvoice.718

5 жыл бұрын

CedricBale right??

@lilyhope432

4 жыл бұрын

Thank u

I love how Pat always has Brian's back.

@jynxx37

4 жыл бұрын

A pat on the back, if you will

@rivaldealer__

4 жыл бұрын

Jynxx nice

@karabirb

4 жыл бұрын

Jynxx how do I delete someone else’s comment

@hissingfaunaa

4 жыл бұрын

They're married, so you expect some coporation

@epicpeachtime

4 жыл бұрын

@@hissingfaunaa nyeh!?!?

The fact that "Blow a Gamer" is an perfectly ecseptibal answer makes me terrified about what the censored answer was.

Polygon got thiiis close to predicting Tetris 99, but nailed Death Stranding over a year early.

I SKIPPED BACK AND LISTENED TO PAT SAY “Hewwo” SIX TIMES.

i love only one man and his name is pat gill

@Darticus42

5 жыл бұрын

Sam A. Murphy bdg tho

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darticus42 hes nice but i wouldn't lay down my life for him like i would pat

the chuck e cheese band is called munch's make believe band. rockafire explosion was the band from showbiz pizza, the predecessor/rival pizza/arcade place.

@BeccaMoses

4 жыл бұрын

Thank u

@mistersympa15

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know that off the top of your head? If so, I will be very impressed.

went with wahh-derall and not mariwahhna?

@joelredacted2372

5 жыл бұрын

Wahhlbutrin

@Vilexxica

5 жыл бұрын

Waahhmbien

@natelwood7606

5 жыл бұрын

herowahhhn

Somebody's laugh is just like Griffin's so it's like he's just lurking in the background of this video for the yucks.

@f1zz-k1d89

4 жыл бұрын

matt groening says “just like griffin”

@taakotuesdays

3 жыл бұрын

@@f1zz-k1d89 toe to tip, that's a griffin!

@defn0tjake

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's Ross

A weird button in James Bonds' car is simply labeled 'f'

polygon babies was my favorite early 90's spinoff cartoon

Looking at any of these others answers makes me wonder what pat said that was SO BAD that they censored it

@mitchgosser2802

6 жыл бұрын

"Only True Gamers can see this"

@huckthatdish

6 жыл бұрын

Based on what they censored it with I assume it was goofing on another gaming website. Not necessarily bad in a sexual way or anything like that, but would be very unprofessional.

@Goodlar

6 жыл бұрын

Europumper, Pump Informer, PumpIGN, PC Pumper, PumpRadar, Pumpspot, Giant Pump, 1PUMP.com. My money's on Pumpspot or Giant Pump

@doghugs

6 жыл бұрын

Waypump.vice

@17Haru17

6 жыл бұрын

Probably a pretty good joke.

Yo are we not gonna talk about how Clayton predicted Kojima’s Death Stranding with the shower scene answer?

"Hewwo" AND NOONE SAID ANYTHING FOR A SOLID TWO SECONDS LOL OH MY LORD poor pat

makig sure she she will be loved

@morningglorymoth

3 жыл бұрын

Can they why

patrick you had me at hewwo

I'm very impressed that Gil Squared gave such hilarious answers to the movie butt question. I was lost as to how to make that question game-related, but they wrote some of the funniest material in this video. So like good job.

Gamers be playing Donkeyed Kong

why is no one talking about "hose me down at night" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i fucking cried from laughing too hard

Brian's "I REFUSE to be in this video" and Tara's/Simone's "ew" had me fucking dead

Please do a special bonus episode where you really lean into the Polygon house memes

We now know depressed type is actually a thing, poor Sobble

I live for Simone's laugh.

3:48 I hear that “with a sleep number?” joke, I respect it, and I respect you

Hewwo gamerz.

@RageHole

6 жыл бұрын

Gamuwz.

@helencashwes

6 жыл бұрын

Gamerawrz OwO

@zetaruler

6 жыл бұрын

*true gamewz

@nurusara

6 жыл бұрын

+Shortruler *twue gamewz

@rivaldealer__

4 жыл бұрын

*cease*

Ahh I love the submitted questions - it feels like a step towards being able to do this livestreamed (by removing the chance of 'yikes' questions that would ideally be cut).

9:41 a depressed type pokémon? Pat predicted Sobble! :O

Waluigi must be *M I L K E D*

Top quality commentary right here But seriously this is one of my fav series on this channel along with gill and Gilbert, monster factory and weekend review

bdg writing that trying to understand kingdom hearts is the scariest challenger never done on fear factor makes me feel some time of way

This makes me want to marry Pat more then ever

I demand the uncensored version be released under term of a free media 15:12

the donkeyed Kong is one of my favourite things now

24 min and 38 sec of dunking on Tru Gamerz and milk talk. You've done it again, Polygon.

my suggestion for the next one of these is to do "monster seeking monster" and have everyone play under anonymous names! when my friends and i play we all make our names a number so you have no idea who you're talking to and it gets so hilarious

How was there NO gold or silver for "My wife left me but my games are still here"?

‘Chuck E. Cheese’, you fools, it’s Munch’s Make-Believe Band.

polygon be playin jacked box

9:42 pat predicts sobble

A veritable feast of low-hanging fruit.

im tAWA

I was SO certain that Taint was going to make a triumphant return for the Bond car button one. SO certain.

I’m also very surprised no one called back to “Taint” for the James Bond question.

5:40 is very good concidering what Death Stranding's like lmao

9:38 So that's what Sobble's secondary type is...

“ No one on the Internet ever sullies sonics image” Live action sonic

Ffs has a mermaid ever been game I give u?!?!?!

I knew someone on staff at Polygon had to be an adult teen baby, and this just confirms my suspicions.

hi, im awso tawa

9:38 Polygon Dot Com foreseeing the existence of Sobble

Can tell y'all didn't listen to Russ and Allegra and Chris Plante's podcast cuz you didn't know who Rockafire Explosion is

I thought I was at least halfway through the video, but I look and only 5:18 minutes have gone by. The hilarity is slowing down time.

I can't believe '360 noscope' didn't COMPLETELY DESTROY in that final round. That is worth every gold.

H e w w o?

What is the context of the "geeks or gamers in the crowd" goof?

@Satuneonred

6 жыл бұрын

thanks that was horrible

9:32 - Polygon leaks Sobble

I'm sorry i just realized when rewatching this that @ 5:40 when they ask "Will Hideo Kojima put in a platonic shower scene in his game?", we can now answer with a yes. Yes, he will. And he did.

im binging thru all of these and i just realized that 8:06 is a callback to the first one of these what thats dedication

I am deeply ashamed of how much I laughed at "butts butts butts butts butts butts gamer"

9:34 good work on predicting Sobble

*sitting in the chemo ward with other cancer patients* Any geeks or gamers in the crowd?

@hambor12

6 жыл бұрын

Nick C th... the cake is... a... lie... *flatlines*

Love these, Simone's laugh is beautiful and distinct

please bring back jackbox videos

the sudoku battle royale sounds a lot like tetris 99 this confirms we live in a parody

21:18 rolling rocks! sorry. i felt the need to share the answer i thought of :o

When I saw that question about Nier, I heard distraught screaming and realised it was me.

There were two she's on the maroon answer and I am. Upset

13:13 foreshadowing ("Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story)" was posted 9 months after this video)

"he must be milked" WAH

If anyone finds this, one of the cast members laughs like an Australian birds call, the kookaburra. Simone maybeeee cant be sure

@kristenmcgeorge3677

4 жыл бұрын

it's totally Simone!

h-hewwo? this is patwick giww fwom powygon dot com,

Little did they know that Tetris Battle Royale is actually a thing that exists now.

they should try streaming some of these, let the audience vote for good good content