*"Maybe getting kidnapped by a ghost will teach you some manners."*

@sekharreddy6805

3 жыл бұрын

Who the f**k are you

@pennyw2226

3 жыл бұрын

tom nook No who are you? And why did you steal all my bells?

@skitten4671

3 жыл бұрын

fine, here’s me 99,800 bells.

@aliciamiro8194

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Nook just stop taking my bells please

@oscarsullivan5983

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on hearing what the guy said

No one ever appreciates the Pearl for Drifloon entry and it's so much better: It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

@tuxedorse4553

3 жыл бұрын

I do bro it made me laugh for a while

@Penguin_Master9999

3 жыл бұрын

Yoink

@utkuayranc3210

3 жыл бұрын

drifloon: YOINK kid: *no u*

@minotostar

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to guess they (Drifloon) don't like that

@idekanymore0721

3 жыл бұрын

I have a shiny drifloon

“It has infinitely multiplying brain cells? Thats like infinite more than I have.” *ya dont say.*

@adelinaarmstrong9423

3 жыл бұрын

i swear that's the mood of the century

@jmooroofgaming3017

3 жыл бұрын

I need brain cells

@usmcdevildog7016

3 жыл бұрын

Lol os ynnuf

@1CrypticPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm yes, the floor here is made out if floor.

@giantheccinwyvern

3 жыл бұрын

Ya don't sae

14:06 “there’s so many child stealing Pokémon we’ve got driftloon, duskul, hypno, and yamask. Hold up. When did it say that yamask steals children. It said it carries its face when it was a human and cries while looking at it.

@i_Hate_All_of_You420

3 жыл бұрын

if anything cofagrigus is a child stealer because it mummifies whoever's in front of it

@guessman1066

3 жыл бұрын

hi noob

@Mjgaming54321

3 жыл бұрын

I always hated Hypno, but always liked Driftbloom.

@andysavs1838

3 жыл бұрын

I know this technically dosent count but phantump

@DoggoWoggo493

3 жыл бұрын

@@andysavs1838 yes it does. It lures them and K**** them to turn them into there own phantump

9:55- Primeape’s the only Pokémon you can’t ever see as literally too angry to die, then.

@sukithediscorder1584

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so tired I read primape as pinapple

@Kami-lb3up

3 жыл бұрын

Breaking News Pokemon Literally Too Angry to Die Promptly Dies 7 Minutes Later

@-hanako-3912

2 жыл бұрын

@@sukithediscorder1584 PINEAPPLE BAHAHAH 😭

@dimthedimwit7221

Жыл бұрын

scarlet and violet are out, no longer true

Fun facts : when your body is greatly injured/old or been push to their limits, you can "choose" to die if you let it go, that why in those situation people ask you to stay awake, talk, and try to keep your calm for keeping your blood pressure in somewhat better shape than if you just scream you gonna die and stress out. that can happend to a pregnant women during labor if there is some complication. Now you know. :)

@justarandomquagsire4268

3 жыл бұрын

Not so fun fact: When you’re dying of starvation, your body will digest a protective enzyme around your heart as a final attempt to circulate nutrients throughout the body. Obviously this doesn’t work, and you die within a few minutes. So, you pretty much eat your heart before you die of starvation (I’m not an expert on this and this is a simplified version of the process, so my apologies if I got some things wrong)

@AgentDearestZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomquagsire4268 your own heart give its final push to keep you alive is a nice way to put it.

@WorldWeave

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: reading that triggered my existentialism… In other words Thanks *I HATE IT!!*

Legends: Arceus revealed that the “Arceus” encounter as a trainer is simply a part split off from the whole of the being, so I think Arceus having “1000 arms” means 1000 of these separate agents of its being

@--CHARLIE--

6 ай бұрын

Or the 1000 arms could be referring to Unown

"You're so mad all the time that you die and get genuine peace in death." Me: *Glances over at Asura* Me: Sounds accurate

“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man

@Dusxio

3 жыл бұрын

This should be the Series name XD

@usmcdevildog7016

3 жыл бұрын

W A T C H

@hakimi8091

3 жыл бұрын

*W H E E Z E*

@michellebaun2505

3 жыл бұрын

Ok...

@lukeplayz9292

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it’s you

Primape: Gets so angry it dies Darth Vader: Gets so angry everyone else dies.

@mashynua1751

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@depressedorca7995

3 жыл бұрын

@@mashynua1751 You get so angry, half of everyone dies

@railgun222

3 жыл бұрын

Especially the younglings. Earth vader killed the younglings.

@shannoncobb2803

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody likes I will railoctocake222yt

@mashynua1751

3 жыл бұрын

@@depressedorca7995 I get so angry I change my name. That didn’t make sense did it?

"A boy with psychic powers suddenly transformed into a kadabra" Me:THEN why are there so many KADABRAS

@marioalbertomoreno3819

3 жыл бұрын

Dittos & Daycare

@hayato8452

3 жыл бұрын

So following this entry, That means they didn't stop the project, and kept making MORE and MORE of them?

@user-vm9xz4kv9z

3 жыл бұрын

This is according to a rumor...

@super__banana

3 жыл бұрын

@@marioalbertomoreno3819 omfg

@guairefernandezamil4084

3 жыл бұрын

That boy became a kadabra, but he wasnt the first kadabra.

Yes! Love the literal Pokédex from Dorkly. Especially the one with swablu being a hat, so pure.

@Patterrz

3 жыл бұрын

It really is!

@toxslick860

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@cottencandybirb1919

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you need the big wholesome.

@deborahfischer4578

3 жыл бұрын

I won’t mind a birb hat

@blockmaster3057

2 жыл бұрын

bird hat yes

That Alakazam is literally me before every exam... and then while the exam I´m a slowpoke... and back to an alakazam, but with random thoughts + memes

@ryanbauman8966

Жыл бұрын

kinda same but only the second half lol

I always lose it at the scene where the drifloon carries the baby off. That perfectly timed "Oh nooooo!!" gets me every time. xD

imagine spoink getting paralyzed wouldn't it die too

@Seasmus99

3 жыл бұрын

And if it got frozen

@spectralbut

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seasmus99 and also put to sleep

@alicynthompson7976

3 жыл бұрын

If it was the Kalos region spoink would be fine

Anyone else think that a storyline involving Hypno would be a neat story to move into after the 'Perfect Bidoof' stuff winds down ?

In the primeape section my brain was going "If Patterrs laughs so hard, he dies as a result".

The Yamask and Kadabra there must be part of an Mystery Dungeon exploration team by the time Xatu is mentioned. And then the horror that Xatu sees is that, even after having fully evolved, they will come close to losing to Dark Matter. [If any of you understand and like this reference to PSMD’s plot, I will be very impressed. Especially since all I’ve played of Mystery Dungeon (As of this post, anyway) is the Rescue Team DX Demo. (As Cubone and Machop)]

15:57 Funny thing is Xatu communicates using flag signals with its wings.

Yes yes yes these are amazing! Next up the evolutions one!

@diegodiaram6467

3 жыл бұрын

Huh

@ibjnsygbbf9352

3 жыл бұрын

“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man

7:26 quarantine routine

9:35 I don't know if you see this movie called Big Trouble in Little China, but there's this guy who got so angry that he blew up and died.

That kadabra had a reference to Pokemon rusty, he said he came from the beige town science center, beige town being where rusty came from

3:47 FYI, 18,000 Fahrenheit is 9982 Celsius.

4:25 From what I heard that was a real thing with wagon trains to the West using buffalos' droppings to keep themselves warm. 14:10 I didn't think Yamask had anything to do with kidnapping kids.

9:22 this entry got me dying 😂

I’d still like to see a list of top Pokemon as Emotional Support or Therapy Pokemon, Shaymin should be on there

For your next reaction, I recommend Pokemon FireRed with only Magikarp by Mah-Dry-Bread. Amazing video from a great youtuber.

@DJTileTurnip

3 жыл бұрын

Or he could check out Jrose11

@thegamingtankpanzer6191

2 жыл бұрын

No no no no no no @Eli Asper

Totally not from twitch!

Little did we know a few years later that Primeape dying from anger would be how it evolves in Gen 9

“There are so many child stealing Pokémon” Now I wonder why we send them on journeys by themselves

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" That my friends is an Animal Crossing meme reference I think cause this came out shortly after that egg day even with the virus where literally... everything was eggs XD

@missingno2401

3 жыл бұрын

i think ive been poisoned by my consituents

Not just me looking at something for 12 minutes then saying haha Accurate

i saw a video explaining the thermodynamics of why magcargo can be 18000 F without just burning the entire world. i don't remember all of the details but long story short, it's extremely small size makes it so that the really high temperature has about the same effect of an average bonfire.

Patterz is best poketuber, anyone agree?

@Patterrz

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@Void_Echoes

3 жыл бұрын

Hal0_ Paige34 I agree with that!

@randomgamer555

3 жыл бұрын

Patterrz no problem!

@cacomellucci8174

3 жыл бұрын

No, the pokemon channel has amazing leaks

" I use celcius I expect that means the temp is super high" Yes, yes it is. To the point where that temp is double the heat of the damn sun.

@EskChan19

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. That's almost 10.000 Celsius.

@nbplayz2275

2 жыл бұрын

aw thats hot!

7:47 Yeah hah, Shuckle!

Cassualy dying in my blanket from the heat This is good vid.

10:31 *ah yes, the Karma Ghost.*

came from the stream and while i watched the video from dorkly already here we go again ^^

fun fact, you actually can die from sadness! Your heartstrings will literally break. you can literally die from heartbreak

2:54 Slurpuff is from kalos, which is based on france Yeah, definitely a curse

12:25 that's the Cutest entry i heard by far.

Yup the exposure video was pretty accurate. Another reaction. Jk pat this content hilarious

@smallpeepee

3 жыл бұрын

Told you this man is a reacttuber

@renai9539

3 жыл бұрын

what exposure video

@jamesosborne4473

3 жыл бұрын

@re: Nai the this poketuber is 'Fake"

@starlight0313

3 жыл бұрын

GrandGamingGuild lol he is *Fake*

Primape Patterrz in 2020: Hahahahaha! It gets so angry it dyes hahaha! Primape 3 years later: Who's laughing now! I am alive again and i am bigger and stronger than ever before! I am now Annihlape and i shall destroy you HAHAHAHA!!

I would love a story about an Alakazam.. that is constantly drunk and chugging alcohol to kill off it's braincells to avoid having it's head explode.

This is such a react channel

@highping5137

3 жыл бұрын

Were the meme gang

@you-pg2fh

3 жыл бұрын

Meme gang indeed

@fryingpan5496

3 жыл бұрын

What's a meme gang?

Great video Patterrz. Keep up the great work. Love your videos and personality.

Dorkly have just released If Pokedex enteries was literal volume 3. Thought you would like to know. Its got more on Badbidoof, PB and Bianca.

“Finally we get a positive one!” That luvdisc is probably beached. It’s going to die painfully.

515 views and 151 likes (I liked) this is flawless

@Patterrz

3 жыл бұрын

PERFECTION

@CocktailBoomin

3 жыл бұрын

E

@blazingwinds2129

3 жыл бұрын

E

@MelonHere20

3 жыл бұрын

E

@clawag

3 жыл бұрын

E

"i think that was sandslash" me: sandslash is a rock/ground type not a fire type

@lunaticabandoned8179

2 жыл бұрын

He was saying is Sandslash is Magcargo's opponent, and also Sandslash isn't a rock type, just a pure ground

@segplayz4519

2 жыл бұрын

@@lunaticabandoned8179 i know that now lol

There’s 3 of these videos that you missed! Also I would love to see you react to the Machamp vs Goro Death Battle!

My friend: *hey do you know what math stands for?* Me: *no what does it mean* My friend: *it means mental abuse to humans* Me: *dying of laughter*

Patterz you're maybe the only person i can think of that laughs after hearing the words "It gets so angry it dies"

9:24 they need stress relief if that happens when they mad.

My favorite reacttuber ❤️

Everyone watching this: POKEMON me watching this: ONE PUUUUNCH

11:25 lol. the Revenge Pokemon.

Came from the stream!! It was really fun!

2:15 actually, hippo’s sweat is red.

came from the stream, left a like and commented again cause this was amazing to watch again and again

The reason why some Pokémon steal kids and kill kids bc when they were next to one some of them were threatened by some so they want to take revenge to those who threatened then so they search for kids to kill of steal so they can take revenge on them

Hypno doing the Hannibal Lector face made me die! LOL!!

I'm glad that the pokedex pronounces Arceus Arkeus

Came from the stream! : D

@mousepotatop9767

3 жыл бұрын

Me Too!!!

@mousepotatop9767

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

You missed one that was released after the compilation!

I like how pat is like "how precious" and then the chile gets gone

Dobbs’s “what happens inside a poke ball” pls🙃

@alicynthompson7976

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the thumbnail and it shows my least least least least least favorite fairy type

4:30 literal pokedex entrire

I have been waiting for this video

Macargo is twice as hot as the surface of the sun

14:24 Ever hear of payback? Pokémon train children and force them to fight in secret underground leagues.

13:28. PATTERRZ WHAT THE HELL

Hypno’s entry basically: Come little children come with me…

This is why children need Pokemon to protect them in their universe. And they're lucky that they obey them.

Me after seeing the thumbnail: Igor! Igor is that you!? I needed to go to the velvet room but here you are being a weird psychic doctor thing!

With all the kidnapping Pokémon it’s no wonder little kids run around the world with creatures that could easily kill them for protection

Just the sheer magnitude of existence is to much

Dorkly's pokemon adventure Starter squad those are 2 i really want to see :D starter squad especially (if you haven't already)

Nobody: Not a single soul: Satan: Me: Comment section: 🔥AAAAAAA🔥

There is a man too angry to die and primape who's so angry it dies

Patterrz: why are there so many child stealing Pokémon Me: you mean kidnappers

You should react to "Beating Leon with a team of level 1 Ghastlys"

"ha Ha HA! he becomes So angry that he DiEs! HahAHaHahA" ......evil.......

Wow I didn't know Sandslash had a glass type evolution!

I've watched this series so much

Spoink doesn't sleep the pearl on its head is said to give it limitless energy.

"It was a usual happy day until you read all of pokedex" ~Me at 3 a.m

niceys. pat watches happy-themed child-game monster data turned horribly brutal.

18000 degrees farenheit is hotter than the suface of the sun

Primeape is the exact opposite of the meme "man literally too angry to die"

4:45 *...Ay bro....watch your jet....WATCH YOUR JE-*

12:11 Hannibal lecter reference, noice

OMG MY FAV POKÈMON (the Darkrai) IS IN THE BACKGROUND

i regret drinking water before this

That snorlax got me 😂

Slowing said... HUH NEAT

No Magikarp died from not being in FRICKING WATER HES A FIIIIIIIIIISH

Until Scarlet and Violet he becomes a broken ghost type. lol