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“ *Here comes Rayquaza with the steel chair* “
@jaidora
22 күн бұрын
"FROM THE OZONE TO SOOTOPOLIS CITY!!!!"
@bladedicedragon
22 күн бұрын
“WATCH OUT WATCH OUT EATXH OUT WATCH OUT!!!!”
@herobrine3678
22 күн бұрын
It’s a chair made and blessed by arceus himself so rayquaza can *beat the ever living crap out of Kyogre and groundon if they start fighting*
@Kasaboushi
21 күн бұрын
"AND A MASSIVE DRAGON ASCENT FROM THE TOP ROPE! GROUDON IS DOWN!"
@DesroA41990
21 күн бұрын
*"BAH GAWD"*
Joker: “Nobody is safe from Lopunny.” Ashley: “Nobody is safe from Gardevoir.” Eevees: “And nobody is safe from us.”
@U.S.A_America.
14 күн бұрын
No NSF- stands for N-never S-safe F-from W-waluigi
8:09 Grusha's a retired snowboarder, according to his bio, he retired after a really bad injury, and, if you pay attention to his walk cycle, he has a slight limp.
@Donnchadh25
21 күн бұрын
Grushas a he!!?
@corrymuth2997
21 күн бұрын
@@Donnchadh25indeed he is
@Donnchadh25
21 күн бұрын
@@corrymuth2997 I have done some…. Horrible gay things…. I no longer feel safe
@Onepiecefan888
21 күн бұрын
@@Donnchadh25ayo?
@kristophesiem5336
21 күн бұрын
@@Donnchadh25 time to accept who you are, brother
Slowpokes fish with their tails, that's how they get their food, so if you cut it off they can't eat. That is why it is illegal.
@JikuAraiguma
21 күн бұрын
I don’t think that the tail is the thing that’s illegal so much as the poaching of the tails. If the tails are ethically sourced it’s probably fine. We know that their tails fall off and grow back from time to time, so having a riverside farm of slowpoke that just do their thing seems perfectly legal to me. Team Rocket was cutting off their tails, which is done without regard for their well-being. That’s where I see the crime being.
@derskalde4973
21 күн бұрын
Maybe it's like the Situation with the Cow Mafia in India.
@supersasukemaniac
18 күн бұрын
I thinkmim Johto,it was illegal because they just lopped of the tails. As they introduced farms it was fine.
Fun fact: Lugia was originally designed to have a "motherly" feel and the creator was disappointed it had a masculine voice in the movie. Speaking of, he was surprised when they added it to the games as he designed it just for the movie
@Integritys_Sum
21 күн бұрын
Really? i don't think i ever saw the movie growing up but i have seen screenshots of it on the internet and seen some of it's lines, i always got the impression it WAS meant to be a "matronly" personality
@M_Alexander
21 күн бұрын
@@Integritys_Sum there are some videos about Lugia's creation and creator that are really interesting. Unfortunately he passed away some years ago
@smaragdwolf1
21 күн бұрын
@@Integritys_Sum the Music in the Movies is really nice :D If you can, i would recommend to watch it. Lugia always seemed to be the serious background Guardian Type. Does his Task quietly, rarely forced to leave its Habitat to deal with infighting elemental Birds XD well... and than we had the Episode in the Series, where we meet another, a female, Lugia and its Child.
@Baron_Wurst
21 күн бұрын
They corrected that mistake by making Reshiram. Very motherly. Very... MILFy.
@M_Alexander
21 күн бұрын
@@Baron_Wurst 🤨
Noble: "I'm a Pokemon Fan." Also Noble: calls Klefki a Ghost.
@LordShonji
21 күн бұрын
Also calls a Saber tooth tiger a dog
6:10 Community: "give Cino a raise" Noble: "I'll give him some applause and raise his self-esteem"
@leonardomemetovic-pt9cw
21 күн бұрын
Damn 😅
12:00 It still amazes me that, as shown in the anime short "Pokémon: Pikachu, What's This Key?," Klefki canonically have the power to use its keys to visit several worlds and realms. Bear in mind this isn't some legendary Pokemon known for its space manipulation powers like the space genie Hoopa or the freaking dragon god of space Palkia, this is a common Pokemon just out and about in the wild anyone can get a hold of. Speaking of, here is another bit of trivia. Hoopa's ability is Magician, "The Pokémon steals the held item of a Pokémon it hits with a move." Only TWO other Pokemon can get this Ability, and you know who one of them is? That's rights! Klefki has it as its Hidden Ability! COINCIDENCE!?
@astralguardian5930
21 күн бұрын
With that final point then...what's Delphox hiding from us? Because that's the 3rd Magician Ability Pokemon.
@Integritys_Sum
21 күн бұрын
They're a psychic already in connection with greater levels of concioussness, but also said to be a seer and can see the future, i could see it.
8:17 Most of the jobs Noble listed are ones that are (unless you are incredibly successful) basically monetizable hobbies. Also gym leaders isn't even a new thing, as most of the Unovan gym leaders had full-on careers and basically tacked a gym on the safest/least busy part of their workplace as a kind of community center for their area.
@Tantrum2u
21 күн бұрын
I mean to be fair the Paldea gym leaders are incredibly successful so I would consider them jobs over hobbies (Also some are just jobs like the restaurant and bakery
@jamesproctor4568
21 күн бұрын
@@Tantrum2u Fair enough; it's no where near as central a focus of the gym leaders like how Kanto, Johto, and especially Galar are.
I'm going to say something, we've had at least two other Gym Leaders who worked as models with Nessa and Elesa. In Pokemon it's probably not that uncommon for gym leaders to have secondary jobs to fill in the time in between the gym Challengers, after all you can only do so much training before your Pokemon are exhausted. In fact if I remember correctly gym leaders were usually considered pillars of the communities that their gym resided in. Ranging from emergency responders to those who could settle domestic matters.
@nightmocha9345
21 күн бұрын
In gen4, roark (rock gym) and byron (steel gym) are a miner and construction worker, respectively.
@M_Alexander
21 күн бұрын
I mean Giovanni had a job. He was even the boss.
@zachbahamutson5477
21 күн бұрын
@@M_Alexander true but he wasn't a pillar of the community as a result of his job now was he? Team Rocket's basically a mafia, so maybe he owned the game Corners in Kanto and Johto.
@M_Alexander
21 күн бұрын
@@zachbahamutson5477 ...being a pillar of the community and having a job aren't mutually exclusive or anything... Gym leaders can be both or neither
6:46 The eeveelutions are all at least 50 pounds, so that sylveon is the equivalent of a husky sitting on the cat tree. They need a sturdier tree.
As soon as I heard Nokotan, it was playing in my head 💀
0:45 “Defiant Statement: there is nothing you can do to me, do your worst!”
@addison_v_ertisement1678
22 күн бұрын
"Insulting"
@astralguardian5930
21 күн бұрын
*"Revolting"*
@MemesToa
21 күн бұрын
I really hope I’m not the only one reading this in the voice of the goat HK-47
@marnoko296
21 күн бұрын
@@MemesToaWhenever I see “Statement:”, my brain also automatically hears it in that marvelous assassin droid’s voice
@deadlydingus1138
21 күн бұрын
“This looks like the perfect opportunity for slaughter.”
As I sit on the floor watching this, eating pizza, not a care in the world, just the simple life after a hard day… I feel attacked.
@chriscassul9904
21 күн бұрын
same lol
2:31single handedly? So your other hand is doing what exactly? 😏
@chriscassul9904
21 күн бұрын
ara
9:49 Minimize would be Max Guard.
"There was a woman who was hunted down and killed by a pack of dachshunds (I think I spelled that right), so a group of eevees which are a combination of foxes and dogs could probably do a lot of damage if you had enough of them." - Mongolian Proverb
Fun fact about the "Karen" Pokemon, Espartha. Because of its hidden ability Speed Boost, it's in Ubers.
@deadlydingus1138
21 күн бұрын
Espathra also gets calm mind, stored power, and a signature move that lowers the target’s special defense by two stages. Speed boost alone isn’t what makes it good. It makes it near broken.
4:22 Giratina: Arceus! This is bad! We have to leave the universe, NOW! Arceus: Hey it can’t be that bad? Nothing the type plates can’t fi- Giratina: Arceus the plans leaked! Arceus: *… Giratina we need to rebuild the universe.*
The menacing dad pic needed a ground type to finish up the unsaid threat of "They will never find your body."
@smaragdwolf1
21 күн бұрын
I always interpret that comic strip differently. With a Dad like this and his strong Pokémon, she chooses the meager looking Guy. She herself looks like she could end arguments kinda fast xD That implies that he just looks weak, but could probably fold her Dad's Pokémon if he wanted to with his own Team. He doesnt look scared at all, rather nervous to finally meet the family of his Girlfriend.
3:13 I want more lopunny art like this.
👏👏👏👏👏 this is for Cino, the legend.
VEGETA! LOOK! It's a Pokemon!
@supersasukemaniac
18 күн бұрын
I'm not a Pokemon, I'm Chaotsu. Chaotsu!
@LeeroyPorkins
18 күн бұрын
@@supersasukemaniac You hear that Vegeta!? It's a Chaotsu! I'm gonna catch it!
Based Shylily and those gym badges aren't instant money in violet/scarlet is a crying shame
Thank you for the videos, and thank you Cino for being awsome
8:26 feels like a reference to dogs in love (don't worry if you look it up it isn't a fanfic it's a few ppl just messing around for 3 vids
@Author-Box
21 күн бұрын
It would be very funny if it was on accident.
@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn
21 күн бұрын
I knew someone else was thinking the same thing
That Pokemon you mentioned is call Espathra and it is more Lady Gaga with it's design, hence why the supermodel gym leader Tulip has one.
10:12 - It's Dad and the two big brothers.
Espathra (The bird you mentioned) does not have hair, it's got a headdress because it's inspired by Cleopatra & has an Egyptian design theme.
@FightingFoodonsFan
21 күн бұрын
I thought it was based on those eccentric, dramatic fashion designers you see in movies and cartoons, that have that haircut and bulky/weird clothes on.
I haven't watched you in ages, need to start watching again
Klefki wouldn't keep Sora from calling the Keyblade though. It doesn't fly to him like Thor's freaking hammer. It teleports. He's called it out of other's hands before.
7:20 well, there can only be a Market if there is demand..... and british food can be weird.😂
2:38 My face went Pikachu meme when I saw the Shu Itsuki profilepic, Pokemon and Enstars it's an instant follow to the artist~ Also I love your videos, I'm mostly part of the silent viewers side, but I don't miss a single one!
“There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman. I can do whatever I want with it.”
I'm pretty sure that they Keyblade turns back into a toy-sword when it's not held by Sora. :D
@FightingFoodonsFan
21 күн бұрын
According to that one scene where Sora "gives the keyblade away" to Jack Sparrow. It doesn't do that, it instead disappears, and reappears in Sora's hand.
@MunchKING
21 күн бұрын
@@FightingFoodonsFan It does that when he freely hands it to people. it turned back into a toy sword in the first Kingdom Hearts when Riku messed Sora's confidence up enough he couldn't resummon the KeyBlade, IIRC. So I was assuming Klefki was somehow blocking the teleportation for the joke to work.
@daedrascrolls
21 күн бұрын
@MunchKING The keyblade didn't turn into a toy sword. It was originaly for Riku and he just took it from him. Sora can generaly just summon the keyblade into his hand like he does in his fight with Roxas in KH2 or when he uses strike raid where he throws it multiple times at his enemies.
0:45 Defiant statement (I wonder how many people will get that reference)
@alvaroperez2349
22 күн бұрын
“There is nothing you can do to me! Do. Your. Worst!”
@ashurad_fox5991
22 күн бұрын
@@alvaroperez2349(plink) Revolting
@RTMP_
22 күн бұрын
“Revolting.”
@UltimaDoombotMK1
18 күн бұрын
*Groudon falls from the sky and cracks the earth in two*
"Never waste your balls." - Noble 2004 😂
11:30 Reminds me of Dr. Suess drawings and now I want a generation of pokemon based on Dr. Suess
11:54 This reminds me a lot of FGO Learning with Manga with how the PT has a vacant grin like Riyo Gudako.
Surrounded by eevees, not menacing, but DANGEROUS. With the amount of eevees and eevolutions he has... how many are high level?
if pokemon are real, i would either look like a creep or an anime protagonist considering my team would consist of pokemon like gardevoir, delphox, meowscarada, lopunny, primarina and flygon and yes, those are my actual favorite pokemon, especially gardevoir which is my all time favorite.
Eating Slowpoke tails is fine, catching them in mass to line them up and just lop off their tails in rapid succession for profit is bad
@firepuppies4086
21 күн бұрын
The tails do grow back at least, so having the ones that just fall off naturally, all good
But... Keyblades teleport. Klefki wouldn't work.
@olafthebear2327
22 күн бұрын
Also, feels a bit illegal to be using 2 pokemon simultaneously in a 1v1. Gotta call officer Jenny or something
@SakuraAvalon
21 күн бұрын
@@olafthebear2327 Definitely. Some real Team Rocket BS going on.
Eevee has the same energy as that husky puppy paddling in mid-air while the water's running
10:26 Angy Dads: "So, you want to date my daughter." [Menaces in Violent Disdain] Noble, the fluffy dad who has a face even in Shoujo anime: "So, you want to date my daughter?" [Sparkles in Bishie Approval]
I stopped whatching you after I joined the army, I came back to your channel for nostalgia thinking I’d watch your old videos again for a dopamine rush. But you’re still the same Noble🥹. It’s good to see you again, I feel like I’ve come home.
10:45 why would they do that to the snivy
@voidstrider801
20 күн бұрын
Ever seen pulp fiction? It makes that image so much worse.
@daisyjoy242
17 күн бұрын
@@voidstrider801 no, I hope i never will
I've been replaying the mystery dungeon games lmao, very accurate
Cool I made it into the video for a brief second :D and hello Shylilly if you're here
when you realise cino has to put in the clapping animations for himself
1:28 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PIKACHU!!!!! DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH, BRUV??!!!! Oh, dear...
The Alolan music playing in the background is a really nice touch.
I had just finished playing Kingdom Hearts when I saw that last meme! LMFAO
dang, playing videogames on the floor, eating pizza, now that sounds like a fun time :3
Everyone makes fun of sora until they remember he has a chance to Go into heartless mode when his health is critical😅
@smaragdwolf1
21 күн бұрын
There is no health left, that could go critical ;D
The Arbok illustration looks neat. Seriously, regional Arbok hoods should have been a thing. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Klefki: You all laughed at me. Well... **Who's laughing now?**
You could be scary by surrounding yourself with multiple white vaporeons💀
Yeah trying to catch a flying Pokémon must be rough...Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
the snowboarder gym leader in SV had to quit her job as a snowboarder, because of becoming a gym leader meanwhile, Larry's working 12am-12am, with his 3 jobs can we just give that absolute unit of a man a round of aplause?
@TheSlackerNamedJack
20 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's explicitly stated he stopped being a snowboarder cuz he got critically injured. In fact I think his walk cycle has a slight limp to it.
@Teh_Noob_Eporer
20 күн бұрын
@@TheSlackerNamedJack just a heads up, "he" is a she
Poor noble not realizing if he has a kid that kid will be following him around
5:39 Chair and a better TV
11:10 - Speaking of sugar in a Subway, a number of years ago the courts in Ireland decreed that Subway's bread has too high a sugar content to be considered bread and was instead classified as cake.
I must hug this punny bunny
The milk selling Hex Maniac is canon though, the proportions people give her aren't but the milk selling is.
Why you think you will not to be scary, while surrounded by eevees? You have a jolteon buried there sonewhere!
Cino deserves some bau baus for wearing the Gengar onesie.
5:54 my favorite type of fan art is comparing the fetishized art vs the normal one. I like to think they’re seizing each other up to fight or rap battle or sm.
5:45 Make it a bean bag chair.😎👍
now all i can think of is old man noble meeting his daughters boy friend and the entire house is just nothing but evee's to the point where there is absolutely no where for the guy to sit.
I can 100% believe that’s how a registeel moves.
Registeel run has the same energy as those inflatable trex costumes
"I will be surrounded by Evee There is no way I will be menacing" Meanwhile: Lost Pause sitting beside army of Evee and eveelutions that prepare their strongest attacks ready to incinerate any enemy in a sight
0:29 that’s called children.
there's that Batman The Animated series parody intro but with Zubats called "Zubatman" with his Zubat Mobile and all and dealing with Team Rocket.
No way! Shylilly was there?!? Amazing!
10:19 : i wish there was a Bulbasaur as well. Just on the dads lap who’s trying to be intimidating as well
I think being surrounded by eevees and other pokemon like them can be terrifying, just read the pokedex entries lol.
8:23 “Dogs in love!” I can’t see Umbreon and Espeon in the same light after that colosseum playthrough!! I love Jello’s humor.
@FightingFoodonsFan
21 күн бұрын
You can argue on what umbreon is based on, but espeon is literally just a nekomata (a cat "demon") that's light purple with long ears, that one isn't up for debate on what its based on.
@thomaskrick8183
21 күн бұрын
@@FightingFoodonsFan No. friend. Of coarse Espeon is a cat demon reference. Personally, it’s my favorite Eeveelution. But there’s a video called “Dogs in love” that I am referring to. It’s hilarious and it’s a Pokemon colosseum playthrough. I thought I was being clear.
Wait, so that's how they were selling these Slowpoke tails!
👏 thanks Cino for your contribution
7:30 ~ Well, shit escalated so hard, that they had to legalize it!
12:06 "Ghost key pokemon" >Is fairy steel
8:23 Wow, surprised to see a Nekota2146 comic. They deleted everything a couple years ago and disappeared. Loved their eevee family comics.
"i wouldn't look menacing at all with all my eevee's" *Meanwhile 50 pairs of eyes glare menacingly in the background* Any company that he might have: O.O
shikanoko noknoko koshitantan shikanoko noknoko koshitantan shikanoko noknoko koshitantan shikanoko noknoko koshitantan
How to catch a Pokemon pro tips: put the Pokeball on the floor, grab the Pokemon, throw the Pokemon at the ball
carmine is that trainer to tell you to kiss her shoes from stepping on her turf
12:00 That "FGO: Learning with manga" Gudako reference tho
PMD Explorers of Time for me. not my first but my fav
7:56 Silly Noble, those 2 are a new species of Pokemon... I joke but would you be surprised? lol especially when the "shellder" on Slowbro and Slowking was intended to not be a Shellder, but a new evo for Shellder called Tabaan.
That karen pokemon would be great as a starter 😂😂
4:35 "back in time" dialga is time your got the right genertion but failed with the pokemon
@EvilEye0
21 күн бұрын
Legends Arceus starts with Arceus kidnapping the D/P/P protagonist and sending them back in time about 200 years. Dialga and Palkia are busy doing something else.
Noble would be the Crazy Eevee Lad. The horde of Eevee's pouring out of the trailer-home behind him when he confronts you would be horrifying.
Reminder that it's Carmine's fault that Kieran went off the deep end.
Scarring your daughter’s boyfriend with your Eeveelutions only to find out he was only dating your daughter to get closer to your Vaporeon!
Hello there :D
Don't kick the sugar and butter sandwhich till you try it.
This is actually really clever💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 11:20
Nobody: ... *Poliwhirl struggle snuggling Zubat*