I remember the days when people could talk to strangers in public. Now every stranger is a prankster trying to teach me a life lesson.

@darkmaniac11

8 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy this guy watches H3H3. 👍 Been a fan since EGON WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS...NOOOOO

@elmehdibenallal5719

8 жыл бұрын

How the fuck this comment isn't bombared with likes !

@lifesuckscomedy6455

8 жыл бұрын

ZAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!

@nyanya660

8 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@Nadia-kr4np

8 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YA MOIND!!!

I feel like there's a higher chance of me getting put in a social experiment abduction video than actually being abducted

@zach-wv8ef

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@VolcanicMoon

8 жыл бұрын

Well I mean, if you're an actor of some sort

@emmankey185

8 жыл бұрын

+Bryan Ruiz When people look over the joke...

@nattanralph

8 жыл бұрын

You mean being paid to be in one?

@nattanralph

8 жыл бұрын

You mean being paid to be in one?

More people probably get abducted by pranksters than actual kidnappers

@workinprogress3863

5 жыл бұрын

Just letting you know im not gay

@bigsam9640

5 жыл бұрын

@@workinprogress3863 good to know

@workinprogress3863

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigsam9640 I was just clarifying, sounded like he might have thought I was gay.

@bigsam9640

5 жыл бұрын

@@workinprogress3863 yea i was also picking up on that vibe. Thanks for clarifying

@Diogenes_Lantern.

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not gay either. My pp only gets hard when I see females

“Do your parents know that you followed me for 10ft in a public park?” PTSD Flashbacks: *MIKELA ARE YOU CRAZY, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?*

@mahtashhabibelahian3256

4 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more recognition. “You promised me you would never do this again”

@curvedreality

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@flinggonza5688

4 жыл бұрын

*MIKELA R U CROZY ARR U OUT OV YUR MOIND?!?!

@MLHMODZ

3 жыл бұрын

*Moind

@Gantoise89

Жыл бұрын

Mindmindmind !!!

" I'm not going to tell your parents" like he fucking know their parents personally.

@AnonymousSuperTuber

8 жыл бұрын

it's fake

@rjabat11

8 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha too right

@crunchya0l

8 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that the whole time!

@jayvannostrand6147

8 жыл бұрын

ohhhh JOeyyy

@bigvape77

7 жыл бұрын

Steamy Ca的人。lupa

Are you playing Pokemon Go? are you OUTTAH YOUR MOOOIND?

@maximefilion8793

8 жыл бұрын

oh man I miss that meme so much :')

@zoecoombes1853

8 жыл бұрын

😂

@UNDERSOCIALITE

8 жыл бұрын

+Maxime Filion I hate memes watch the video IHE did on memes

@davegtown

8 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU CRAZy? ARE YOU OUTA YOUR MIND??

@alexheffernan3244

8 жыл бұрын

MAKAYLA

14 and 16, hmm, are you guys into salad?

@aeneous4539

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Matatall “ you mind if i toss yo salad “

@dostoievskyiii6251

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@jonathanmartin726

4 жыл бұрын

Play the game, be safe.

@jstarrzrap6851

4 жыл бұрын

Ayeee I gotchu to 1k

@leonausten1800

4 жыл бұрын

He got that Dressing 🤮

Kidnappers : Hey kid, we gonna do some prank, just go along with it will ya? Kid : ok :D

@t4s.xy0

4 жыл бұрын

AFS 24 now thats how you kidnap a kid be like oh you can be famous if you pretend to be in a prank look at that man hes gonna record *points to random man on phone*

@ilikepigeons6101

4 жыл бұрын

oh my god xD

isn't salads the guy who peed in his own mouth or something?

@waffle9207

8 жыл бұрын

Ye

@Planet_Drool

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@denisemilio1342

8 жыл бұрын

Yess

@enablechaos6344

8 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@josue.guevara

8 жыл бұрын

Yessss

THE FIRST KID DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS PHONE

@gvngm9ne672

8 жыл бұрын

staged

@Metrixx

8 жыл бұрын

TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@TwippyTwilight

8 жыл бұрын

That's pathetic. People over use the Triggered thing waaaaaaaay tooo much. It's played at this point.

@trutyatces8699

8 жыл бұрын

I can't stand how some people don't even know how to lie right.

@diokosa7001

8 жыл бұрын

TRIGGERED!!!!!

walks 1 meter towards the right Salad: YOU COULD OF DIED, WHAT ARE U DOING, ITS DANGEROUS, ARE YOU CRAZY!?

@bruhman3649

6 жыл бұрын

Why you do this to me ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

@user-rj4pq7lm1n

5 жыл бұрын

WE ARADY WOST YAH MUDDAH WHAT IF I WOST YUE TEW?

@amandax1561

5 жыл бұрын

Could’ve

@bororang3673

5 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

@phenadoz-topicmusic8122

5 жыл бұрын

Are you CRAZY? Are you Out of your *M I N D*

Who else likes when he just starts coughing obnoxiously when something stupid happens

@crotchsplotch

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dog I do it

@ThisIsNuckingFuts

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he started me doing it years ago lol now people think it’s MY thing 😂 but it’s all Ethan behbeh

@ReizokoRyu

2 жыл бұрын

No.. I hate it

@ReizokoRyu

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThisIsNuckingFuts please God tell me you realized it's cringe and changed your ways

@ThisIsNuckingFuts

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReizokoRyu don’t be a cruel bully. Find happiness

'Video games are bad, they keep children indoors.' *Makes Pokemon GO* 'No if kids go outside they'll be kidnapped!'

@gonugolem

8 жыл бұрын

so true

@xXxDoctorSpazoxXx

8 жыл бұрын

Limbo.

@silvo7753

8 жыл бұрын

So true

@theepicoshawott

8 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@jipjulianwerner9331

8 жыл бұрын

Too true

moral of the story from joey is: don't ever have a social interaction with anyone outside of your house, or you WILL be raped

@ceojayt1

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@elementalherostratos2752

8 жыл бұрын

+Dark Void10 kaneki ken? is it you

@sunablast

8 жыл бұрын

I don't really care about your comment, but your PROFILE PIC

@jake51479

8 жыл бұрын

by Joey salads.

@noahdejesus5601

8 жыл бұрын

And other stuff

“*joey heavy panting* How old are you girls?” Pranksters more dangerous then criminals at this world point 😭😂

“do you know who i am?” he was trying to have his Chris Hansen moment right there

I like how he says "I'm not gunna tell your parents" As if he has every child's mom and dad on speed dial lmao.

@zyrkp3360

7 жыл бұрын

Serrated Frost He never tells their parents...eheheh

@mrgibbets34

7 жыл бұрын

Serrated Frost every blackmail threat in porn ever

@isaacmuffins

7 жыл бұрын

Serrated Frost no but he probably has their agents number

@shanebryant6478

7 жыл бұрын

LOL so fucking true i thought the same thing like wtf? "im not gonna tell your parents" cause i know them hugely we hang out all the time

@allenriegodedios5308

7 жыл бұрын

Serrated Frost q

I stared in the mirror CLAPPED 3 times, and clicked my heels. JOEY SALADS appeared! he gave me my favourite salad dressing, and told my friend that there was a Dratini AND a charizard outside 5 feet, they went. I NEVER SAW MY FRIEND AGAIN T_T. now i can never eat my favourite salad thanks to Joey Salads. FUCK POKEMON GO!

@acitrid

8 жыл бұрын

Dude its happened to me at least 5 times now! I can't believe how many of my friends are dead because of Pokemon go! F this game!

@TheoryTheory2222

8 жыл бұрын

Alex Doan Joey got you too?

@bearpoos8696

8 жыл бұрын

He gave the salad dressing to my girlfriend. I miss her so much, but Joey said she was his now. I would sell my soul to the God, JoeySalads, for my girlfriend.

@sirfap9939

8 жыл бұрын

+Theory Theory2 same 😢

@TheoryTheory2222

8 жыл бұрын

Noxio i feel you

"I'm calling your parents" how does he knows the numbers???

I love the continual salad jokes. shits great

@herpallday1284

5 жыл бұрын

Maximillian Henderson Caesar or mixed baby greens?

@bradleybaker976

3 жыл бұрын

@@herpallday1284 cobb

@svenbangberg1945

3 жыл бұрын

shit's*

@Aganie.

Ай бұрын

sht cracks me up everytime i rematch 😂

Joey Salads, the guy who pissed into his own mouth and gargled it is telling me how to raise my kids. Priceless

@JamesDude100

8 жыл бұрын

I'll raise your kids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

@jonfavreau8491

8 жыл бұрын

+James Smith 10 yr old for sure

@rileyp8240

8 жыл бұрын

he is better than u

@JamesDude100

8 жыл бұрын

+Jon Favreau you're definitely a hermaphrodite

@arekilobolimeri9859

8 жыл бұрын

+Jon Favreau fight me nigga

They literally played the Joey Salads video at my school to warn us about abductions, and the principal thought it was real...

@DumpClub

7 жыл бұрын

I think everyone else didn't care enough to question him

@Airplane299

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's real

@DumpClub

7 жыл бұрын

actually a whole seminar about internet safety

@KreativeVein

7 жыл бұрын

My school too, gotta love public education.

@user-mf1de3xx3l

7 жыл бұрын

DarkSide753 u got lucky in my school they played that video where the italian guy makes fake and gay facebook and abduct teens

I did the “Salad,Salad,Salad” saying at a mirror and joey appeared to say “with her boob coming out”

@dominicktidd3836

4 жыл бұрын

"I put my dick in a hot dog bun"

@kylekjc

4 жыл бұрын

"I drank my own piss"

@troublemakersatan

4 жыл бұрын

Mine said “it’s just a prank bro”

@TheRealGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

アンソニー[JG] I did and he said that he was gonna take down Ethan bradberry

When the static started I thought my earbuds were broke

Hey ethan i tried looking in the mirror and saying salads three times but all that happened was my dad yelled at me to shut up

@samherport7586

8 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly as he was saying that part in the vid.

@steveonrs66

8 жыл бұрын

oh wow so did i

@ballsofhay8456

8 жыл бұрын

Did you know that if you call it at 4.20 pm, salandmon will appear

@MrThede02

8 жыл бұрын

+VisualPlugin Rōblox (Windows 10) WOAH Are you serious?!?!!

@ShaqFPS

8 жыл бұрын

"What are you crazy? Ary you out of your mind?!"

It would be so fun if this happend: *Joeysalad:* Do you know who I am?!? *Stranger:* You are the one that makes fake pranks and peed in your own mouth.

@wtfismylife1096

8 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAAA lmao!!!

@swegsweg1699

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@spicy681

8 жыл бұрын

yup

@spicy681

8 жыл бұрын

+Nicolas Adams nah it is all staged

@thavrisco1632

8 жыл бұрын

Joey would just laugh probably.

Coming back to this really makes us wonder if we’ve all lost our moinds

@Zer0Skateboard

Жыл бұрын

Funny how a certain group is always behind these changes

That pikachu crying scene actually broke my heart..

@CMFOT

5 жыл бұрын

Empathy Tobacco take me somewhere nice

@Tinydancerrrrrrr

4 жыл бұрын

Same. 😢

Lets not forget joey pissed in his own mouth

@woods964

8 жыл бұрын

wait what

@Meowsiesuwu

8 жыл бұрын

+TW0 B1T and spaghetti

@TSTEMP9

8 жыл бұрын

+TW0 B1T who tf do u think u are?

@MrFoxInc

8 жыл бұрын

I will never forget and it is honestly impossible for me to take this guy serious about anything anymore, much less his self-important KZread-show.

@justadragonryu

8 жыл бұрын

And has (or maybe had now) a public tumblr account for just pictures and snapchat videos of his dick out.

The thing I hate about these "Social Experiemnts" is how these people act like it's their duty to raise awareness and tell people not to talk to anyone besides their family.....

@zombirizen

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Melone Joey: Hey I found a charmander.. Kid: Sweet! Joey Follow me! Kid: Yay!! Ok!! *10 minutes later* Joey: Woah kid your fast! Kid: Can't wait to get the charmander!! Joey: **Gets angry** WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME I COULD'VE BEEN A MURDER!! Kid: But I just want the ch- Joey: I WONT TELL YOUR PARENTS. Kid: ...

@thesuddendemise7735

6 жыл бұрын

You know I hadn't thought about the crime potential this game had Get a nice little store as a front Some blunt weapons,some guns (in case when got a runner),bleach,etc Hm you know what get Josh on the phone tell him we got some fresh organs for him

@InfinityWarable

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Melone In their heads they think they're super heroes

@colelubebrecht7407

6 жыл бұрын

and then they wonder why kids have problems talking to other people it's because they just assume everyone is a rapist that don't want to actually be an actual COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE STUFF

@marjot-gamingmapping1500

6 жыл бұрын

people need jesus

I live on a Dratini spawn point so if anything, I abducted Joey Salads. Wait, no-

@BrokTheLoneWolf

6 жыл бұрын

Savvy J 🤣😂🤣

@GlenTropile

6 жыл бұрын

Too bad, you would have been doing us all a favour.

@SwashbucklingToday

5 жыл бұрын

You're gorgeous girl... Can I get your Instagram?

@jamesphillips3135

5 жыл бұрын

Lucky...

@snipersquirl

5 жыл бұрын

Hey that pretty cool can I come over and maybe catch some dratinis?

I love that the kid didn't even have his phone out

click your heels three times and joey will toss your salads

@gabeu2

8 жыл бұрын

It work. Now my ass is bleeding!

@SuperBeybladenerds

8 жыл бұрын

but... but I don't want it...

@user-gb5sh5gv3m

8 жыл бұрын

+FuKaMuc What you just said, was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

@juicythrax8992

8 жыл бұрын

Hey wanna go catch some pikachus

@AudioGardenSlave123

8 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that guy Ethan cursed by following his video on how to curse someone actually made the guy die of food poisoning, or just bad hair.

HELP! I SUMMONED JOEY SALADS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM LEAVE

@lennyfais5040

7 жыл бұрын

Haroldini Milo Feed him to vegans, watch him get eaten alive...

@AdrianHernandez-eu2gu

7 жыл бұрын

Haroldini Milo biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls..

@aurorasparks1985

7 жыл бұрын

Try to kill him of dehydration, he will resort to drinking his own piss which in result, will make him leave because of the memes.

@jenniferpatterson5478

7 жыл бұрын

make him *leaf

@papajohn3385

7 жыл бұрын

Haroldini Milo *leef* :)

Mannnn these days were sooo much better. Classic H3 and pokemon go. Those were great days

literally all the males he talked to were 10x bigger than him lol.

@IsraelCountryCube

4 жыл бұрын

I’d rape salads *with dressing hell fucking yeah! But no homo cause I’m not big gay BUT HELL YEAH!!*

@AliG-tg4ms

4 жыл бұрын

I think the 16 year old girl was bigger than him

@TheZephyrsWind

3 жыл бұрын

Paid actors acting as kids? I dunno, that just seems to be the best method.

@TheZephyrsWind

3 жыл бұрын

@@AliG-tg4ms Reminds me of an ex I had when I was 17 in 2005. I'm a runt at 5'2" & she was 5'11" & probably grew more later.

@sigaming7544

3 жыл бұрын

Hey dont forget black

"Does Pokemon go put black players in Danger" -The Young Turks Well theres your problem.

@secondandonly8032

8 жыл бұрын

THERE AREN'T ANY BLACK POKEMON!1!1!1!!1!1!!111

@00RoxPink

8 жыл бұрын

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK

@retropotatoe

8 жыл бұрын

- The Young Turds

@Bmetalful

8 жыл бұрын

+HawkeiMeister lmfao

@DanMorose

8 жыл бұрын

Jynx is a black diva Pokemon. ...Why do I know that? :|

JOEY SALADS. IT'S TIME TO STOP.

@natethehero1539

8 жыл бұрын

This is not ok this needs to stop

@fionaw6080

8 жыл бұрын

papa bless!

@kiai443

8 жыл бұрын

Joey "Ebola" Salads gonna show you his dratini.

@imimmune2gravity

8 жыл бұрын

Cut it.

@hreindustries

8 жыл бұрын

Joey is the salads

I miss these times where everything was much more simple

@risingsun4

4 жыл бұрын

Με το παλιό ΠΑΣΟΚ το Ορθόδοξο

@makeandeatgummyleeches5975

4 жыл бұрын

Τρεις οι έλληνες.

@alexandrosouroumidis7384

3 жыл бұрын

Έλληνες, σε παλιό βίντεο h3h3... μερακλήδες

@whim_tv

3 жыл бұрын

Now we have that frenemies show lol wtf is that shit

@greedojenkins9984

3 жыл бұрын

@@whim_tv I’m 100% sure only girls watch it for some weird reason

A persin, a salad, and two (brad)berries walk into a bar

@graysondarvill6247

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan L what next

"I'm Joey FUCKING Salads, the biggest threat to public safety since Ebola" That just fucking killed me.

@lukecarter2608

6 жыл бұрын

Kit Kat as soon as i was reading this comment he said it lol

@noname-ve7wo

6 жыл бұрын

Kit Kat Jimmy fucking ebola salads

this isnt right you have to be filming the screen, pause the video, pan the camera to you, then say something. pls

@HueManatee

8 жыл бұрын

also WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTRO

@connorhollison3542

8 жыл бұрын

THIS

@zachary9385

8 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@ThisisSigma200

8 жыл бұрын

ikr Also, everyone saying "THIS", you know that's straight out of tumblr right please don't be tumblr. it's bad for you.

@dimitri-ramos

8 жыл бұрын

for real

Really miss the old Ethan

why doesn't hila record anymore it looks too professional on a tripod i liked it better before

@commanderbbq

8 жыл бұрын

and the original theme song wtf

@chagis100

8 жыл бұрын

Real talk harvey

@Rislear

8 жыл бұрын

maybe she gets tired or has other things to do

@AfferbeckBeats

8 жыл бұрын

Probably out spending all the shekels. Doesn't she know this is a Pepsi Max household?!

@theboy2734

8 жыл бұрын

hila doesn't record anymore, because they don't live with eachother anymore, man. they broke up, ethan wrote about it all in a reddit post. he said hila will still be in the videos, but they're no longer together and they don't live together, ect

I saw a lure at a church, lmao priests are evolving.

@ankitboruah212

8 жыл бұрын

BRUG my nearby church had a huge thing near our town common

@jackjohnston9005

8 жыл бұрын

Hehe that was a good one

@wildshinyumbreon

8 жыл бұрын

theres a gym on a baptist chruch near my house

@oligultonn

8 жыл бұрын

There is also a lure on my local catholic church XD

@hook2wayz463

8 жыл бұрын

GD_King_Olav they are everwhere

Dood, you’re like my favorite person in the whole world, you bring joy, and happiness to my life, my heart goes out to you man because you’re very straight forward and honest. I only just found out about your channel this week in 2018. And I’ve been steady on youtube for years now so that surprises me.

"You guys into salad?"

Anyone else cringe when pranksters start lecturing people?

@matster2468

8 жыл бұрын

YES i pause the video every 2 mins i hate it

@FigglePvP

8 жыл бұрын

these are the first two comments i see when i cringed and scrolled down to the comments to stop watching it.

@cthree7138

8 жыл бұрын

You aren't the only one bro

@dragonskull4410

8 жыл бұрын

Yes especially Fousey tube

@Tom-eq7wl

8 жыл бұрын

OMG yes! Every time.

That's not even how pokémon Go works though...

@kr1spness

8 жыл бұрын

Hey guys wanna get in my car and come get a dratini? "It's gotta be within walking distance. How do you know where it is anyways? I'll just check pokevision.... there's no dratini, I'm calling the police."

@OctoNoctoCringeFest

8 жыл бұрын

true. "Oh, there's a Dratini nearby!" (oh, must be on the tracker) *isnt on the tracker*

@RSVDCN

8 жыл бұрын

API calls?... you can track em...you can catch them, you can do anything you want if you can code. They have no security.

@ijustwantedtocommentyoutub5844

8 жыл бұрын

+Diggzey me neither beach

@cagethekyle6493

8 жыл бұрын

+NV lulul ur funny

Ahh, the good ol days of classic H3. Not sure what happened but I'll always remember these days...

What I love about Joey salads’s video is he doesn’t even use the app Pokémon Go. He uses Pokémon Go as a alleged prize, which is all you need to abduct someone. Pokémon go is just something of value to teens and kids and nothing of the actual function of the app causes abductions.

it is true! I said salad 3 times infront of my bathroom's mirror and there it was, Joey salads with so many different salads and dressings! it was insane.

@johntheodore8047

7 жыл бұрын

Fabiola Davila Did you eat some of his salads???

@fabdav333

7 жыл бұрын

I wanted to but it was all a prank, apparently

@johntheodore8047

7 жыл бұрын

Fabiola Davila Yeah he did that to me too, he forced me to eat his salads because it's part of his "social experiment".

@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole

7 жыл бұрын

Fabiola Davila too many salads

@danidarkoxo

7 жыл бұрын

Fabiola Davila did he drizzle you in his creamy ranch dressing?

"Who are you?" "Joey fuckin' Salads."

@anyeokkie

7 жыл бұрын

Swiggty swooty I'm coming for that booty 😏

@aurorasparks1985

7 жыл бұрын

Joey fucking your salads

@bigboybunter3417

7 жыл бұрын

Aurora Sparks Salad harassment. HOW DARE YOU?! What's your name?

@aurorasparks1985

7 жыл бұрын

Hugh Mungus

@bobbirdsong6825

7 жыл бұрын

I read that as he said it.

That ending killed me XD

“Look in the mirror and say salads salads salads” *closes eyes* gotta love Ethan 😂

I swear Joey Salads is not a pranks channel, but a cringe channel in disguise.

@MadMaximo

8 жыл бұрын

and salad

@jakew4602

8 жыл бұрын

ROASTED

@MrChrisker

8 жыл бұрын

prank channel - cringe channel what's the difference

@ftffighter

8 жыл бұрын

He's not telling their parents because he's gonna come back without the camera!

@UberHaxorMarty

8 жыл бұрын

I couldn't make it through this video because the cringe was too strong.

ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?

@kristen4301

6 жыл бұрын

I forgot the lines of the script so I'm just going to cry now

@valking9204

6 жыл бұрын

Best comment 2k17

@Mossrag

6 жыл бұрын

*MOIND

@earthlycomfort3392

6 жыл бұрын

you could’ve been MOIDERED

@keepofthesheep9765

6 жыл бұрын

Jay C yes in fact I am

Sprints for 3 seconds "DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO I AM????!?!"

Laughed so hard at thie "do you know how dangerous that is to walk 5m with me in broad day light" hahaha

Is it bad that I take H3H3 more seriously than any news program?

@nerfkid2.043

8 жыл бұрын

No I do too

@dude1887

8 жыл бұрын

Is it bad I hate my Life?

@rea-lb6bu

8 жыл бұрын

i think it's good?

@MsDanteMoon

8 жыл бұрын

Omg I love your music and art! ^~^

@Octrox

8 жыл бұрын

If you're american, no.

I'm supposed to be playing Pokémon GO but this one serial killer lured me into the woods and is about to kill me,

@noigunason8137

7 жыл бұрын

Noah is id the poké-murderer27

@eptitranxisticementionscers

7 жыл бұрын

Nói Guðnason Yeah the Poké-Murderer27

@faddejohansson1809

7 жыл бұрын

Noah The Furball WHO is the poke-murduer 27

@mesutozil8603

7 жыл бұрын

Fadde Johansson you don't know who the Poke-Murderer27 is?

@featyunglean

7 жыл бұрын

Some people say the Poke-Murderer27 is the first stranger ever, born from trunks.

"Why'd you guys follow me? " "To catch a charizard" 😂😂

If a new thing becomes popular then news articles are like "how can we connect this to hitler" or "how can we connect this eith satanism" or "how can we connect this with kiddnapings and pedifalia"

@crazyape515

5 жыл бұрын

Pedophilia

How are you supposed to meet people or make friends if you don't talk to strangers?

@danidarkoxo

7 жыл бұрын

MOX moral of the story is don't make friends bc everyone is actually joey salads and joey salads wants to toss your salad and top it with ranch dressing

@firstnamelastname3473

7 жыл бұрын

and then force you to watch him piss in his own mouth

@Sheepnobi

7 жыл бұрын

Just keep a knife in your back pocket

" *Do your parents know that you're just walking away with a stranger?* " Dafuq dude, how are they supposed to know when you literally asked them a second before that question. *IT'S TIME TO STOP!*

@SharpSangalli

6 жыл бұрын

Mythical Gamer what?! Its a question!!

@treykey116

6 жыл бұрын

It is a question thier suppose to know not to go with strangers

@PBMS123

6 жыл бұрын

Text them? My kids text me if they're going to a friends house, and wait for my response...

@qusaia6962

6 жыл бұрын

Lucos di Campos salads are retarded it's a fact

@frodebrynjar3361

6 жыл бұрын

Especially those kind that use your phone camera! Duhhhh

How did you mess up “Pokémon” that badly in the title?

“There’s no chalizald” -Joey Ebola Mixed Greens Salads

I remember the days when I could talk to strangers and actually get dragged away and raped, now it's just pranksters everywhere! The good old days

@LaffTwous

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Aoside

8 жыл бұрын

Wish we can return back time to the good ol'dayyyyyyyyyyyyyz

@na5794

8 жыл бұрын

#PrankCulture

@Falconfire851

8 жыл бұрын

...When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out! I love that song.

@steveonrs66

8 жыл бұрын

#makerapegreatagain

How the hell does this guy go on dates Properly mets up on tinder Has so much on common They go on the date 3 years later he proposes they get married have 3 kids 40 years later joey has a hunting accident looking into his wife of 40 years eyes on his last diying breath "I could have been a rapist you know why didn't you take that into consideration when we dating I'd tell you parents of they didn't die 4 years ago I'm joey fucking salad" then dies

@ultraspartans100

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan Walker ŁMÅØ

@lexl.6885

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Walker he goes to his kids recital and theyre walking to his car then he speeds away without his kid saying that, "why didnt you question whether im your dad i wont tell your mom you couldve been moidered. btw, eat some salads"

@georgegant4252

6 жыл бұрын

That is such a good fan fiction I would Actually love this if it was a book

@Dcpepperwolve138

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Walker *wut?

@lukavasic5775

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Walker learn English

Watching these gems 💎 I miss this era of H3H3 and life in general 😢

I love how consistently throughout his videos all little boys in his jokes are called little billy

He's inviting kids into his car and then lecturing them about following him

@ethan3gt16

7 жыл бұрын

dE AYManStorM I don't think that this is fake because it's not really hard to get kids to walk around with you in broad daylight

@betaalpha1019

7 жыл бұрын

Ethan3GT come on dude a kid with proper upbringing won't follow a complete stranger

"You fell right in my trap" YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

@waldenotwalled5783

7 жыл бұрын

Zombirate REBASU CADO OPEN

@tobaego9124

6 жыл бұрын

Zombirate wait... isnt this pokermans tho?

I swear that girl "running to get the Charizard" literally has a mic battery clipped to the back of her pants. you can see it when her top lifts up

near the start of the video all those news outlets blaring at once remind me of the end of the song "don't leave me now - pink floyd"

i regret watching h3h3 sometimes cause I dont think i would have ever heard of these pranksters without him

@singulariteas

8 жыл бұрын

honestly

@jonfavreau8491

8 жыл бұрын

same, it makes me cringe

@tommo531

8 жыл бұрын

At least you didn't like it at first. I used to love these prank video (regrettedly) before watching h3h3 and as soon pranks got old

I tried summoning Mr. Salads, but all I got was my mom telling to stop watching garbage on the internet. welp, ill try again tommorow.

@barnahnah4671

5 жыл бұрын

@@huhubris6108 GODDAMN MANSPREADERS!! BURN THEM!!!

@huhubris6108

5 жыл бұрын

ok...

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc

5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure you followed Ethan's instructions to the letter? Be sure to close your eyes while you look in the mirror!

I’m rewatching these and the salads 3x while clicking your heels had me dying 😂😂😂

When I first got into Pokémon GO, I met a couple that played it, we hung out for like 5 minutes and talked. It was fun.

@probablynotabigtoe9407

4 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro

i dont think joey could have said "so how old are you girls" in a creepier way than he did in this video

@CrayonsYummyYummy

8 жыл бұрын

lmao it came completely outta no where too

@dingleberry7276

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah. If there wasn't a camera, he would'a been down to fuck those bitches hard.

@smileygirl123ish

8 жыл бұрын

Joey wants to toss their salads

@henrystickman472

8 жыл бұрын

+Erin Thomson OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

@iiSlayEm

8 жыл бұрын

+Erin Thomson 💀💀💀💀

joey salads's newest show: to catch a pokemon

@donk6848

6 жыл бұрын

clawsss, nice

@frick_____you

6 жыл бұрын

Now I'm picturing a Hypno going to a hotel room to find Joey Salads waiting for him.

@robk8310

6 жыл бұрын

clawsss *joey salads’

@michaelm6048

6 жыл бұрын

To Catch a Peek-at-Chu, only on Lifetime

The summoning salads thing works with other people too. I did it with Bob Marley and he also appeared behind me with a big bowl of mixed greens

I’m so glad I didn’t get into KZread until recently because these channels are goldmines to marathon. Years and years of content I love it.

"Are you into Caesar or like mixed baby greens?"

@tincannz8483

5 жыл бұрын

Bitta both

@tylervincent4264

5 жыл бұрын

*licks lips* eyes closed

@poeticjustice6408

5 жыл бұрын

Read this right when he said it 💀💀

Joey is MUCH more terrifying than any Pokémon rapists

@paxtonfairbanks9216

6 жыл бұрын

ByzantineBro who says they are not one and the same?

@GameDevAraz

Жыл бұрын

Pika pika

"theirs no race in pokemon!" Jynx: 😳😳😳

@chefboiardeeznutz9881

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment my guy

0:49 this is one of the best Monologes ever heared. Nothing to add to this ! Just Wonderful

Guys, I found a Squirtle in my pants! LETS GO FIND THE POKEMONS

@valentingarcia8000

8 жыл бұрын

I already have one

@gamefreaker54

8 жыл бұрын

Is there a Diglett in there? I need them!

@RealMorphy

8 жыл бұрын

+Roger Valencia BUUURRRRRNNN

@WalYT

8 жыл бұрын

Roger Valencia I'm personally on the search for Jigglypuffs.

@RealMorphy

8 жыл бұрын

+pitadin take that l

I remember meeting so much people running around catching pokemon during this time. it was totally fun and innocent.

@mattlylesispale

6 жыл бұрын

I'm glad for you my little brother like his thumb because of that game

@Yzyenthusiast

6 жыл бұрын

tri jugyfjukhijl huh

@heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah right dude didn't you pay attention to joey salads? Everyone playing pokemon go is a serial rapist dude be careful jesus

@jackiec3208

6 жыл бұрын

I met my boyfriend at a gym.

@w3r0ification

6 жыл бұрын

I got laid I told this girl that it was Pokémon in my bed so she got in my room and I show her my pokeballs

I've watched this several times now but these moments still make me laugh (there's a lot for an 8 minute video): 1:03 - 1:22 1:28 - 1:40 1:48 - 2:02 3:20 - 3:43 4:16 - 4:33 4:40 - 5:12 5:38 - 5:51 6:07 - 6:15 7:25 - 7:52

One of my favorite videos you've done!

Im not telling your parents But i am posting the video on youtube so all your family and friends can see it...

@potana7760

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@swgamer7458

8 жыл бұрын

👍🏻

@jippalippa

8 жыл бұрын

Anais!! :)

@CherryDKaya

8 жыл бұрын

What a hypocrite

@theElmon11

8 жыл бұрын

Tell her heres the email ElmonsMom@Totallynotfake.com

Joey ruined that first kid's day

@ConorMG

7 жыл бұрын

If it was real

3 years later, I know of some legit problems in my area with creepy ppl offering to trade rare Pokémon with kids on discord, then tryna abuct them

@nameinvain6

5 жыл бұрын

GangstaCat Pokemon Go is still a thing? Damn. Hope no kids get diddled.

I cannot stop laughing at the skit at the end of the video hahahahahahaha hila plays it too well

does anybody else miss the old video format?

@sportsguru34

8 жыл бұрын

Who?

@WilliamTaylor-rr6zw

8 жыл бұрын

Who?

@skid7907

8 жыл бұрын

Who?

@gass995

8 жыл бұрын

+William Taylor me

@rdrschoch7

8 жыл бұрын

yes with hila behind the camra

It's so funny cause Pokemon go is kinda made to meet people and have interactions with people to bring people together haha

@blackpanther2976

8 жыл бұрын

Lol fuck that, it's about catching Pokemon who tf cares about meeting new people.

@jeffsch875

8 жыл бұрын

No it's about kidnapping little kids

@blackpanther2976

8 жыл бұрын

+boby bob tru

@fnonpm

8 жыл бұрын

+Intellistupid changed your tune quick when little kids were involved

@blackpanther2976

8 жыл бұрын

+fnonpm you calling me a pedophile?

Yo shout out to the people who were out in the streets at 1am in the summer of 2016 playing Pokemon go. That shit was awesome

"You know who I am?" "Yeah you're Joey Salads! You were the guy on the h3 pocast!"

If you die from Pokemon go you probably were supposed to die

@__stendo__7554

8 жыл бұрын

Wtf this is funny and fucked up

@NebulaMirage

8 жыл бұрын

+Jake from State Farm Not fucked up, it's the truth

@masterYoshimistsu

8 жыл бұрын

You live by the Pokemon, you die by the Pokemon

@raelenator9941

8 жыл бұрын

Everyone is supposed to die DUH

@marclaw9479

8 жыл бұрын

born of the pokemon, made men by the pokemon, undone by the pokemon