Everyone: "We can milk things!" Grian: "wHeReS jOeL?"

@Wonder_ing_David

Жыл бұрын

When he said that he milked the iron golem, R34 artists had a bad bad bad idea.

@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale

Жыл бұрын

I wanted them to milk squid

@tortoiseboy2331

Жыл бұрын

@@Wonder_ing_David hm

@thebestfishinthesea

Жыл бұрын

“Its a little metallic”

@robertbrown-jr2jm

Жыл бұрын

💀

Grian's "Guys is the moon big?!" reference was such a welcome surprise

@FiskurPlayzAlt

Жыл бұрын

I loved that moment!

@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale

Жыл бұрын

I knew it was gonna happen the moment I knew that the moon can be bigged.

@jeepercreepers9

Жыл бұрын

I saw it coming from a mile away but I still loved it

@A_Buster9693

Жыл бұрын

the big moon vote has to be a season 8 reference

@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale

Жыл бұрын

@@A_Buster9693 yeah, I agree. Considering that they went far enough to reference Dream's cheating in the update (The "Life's a Dream" thing boosts your odds for Enderpearls and Blazerods like how Dream cheated)

9:02 “Stop riding me guys and milk me “-Joel 2023

@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy

Жыл бұрын

shhh,

@sarasnowfly

Жыл бұрын

Classic Joel sentence

@thatoneleaf9895

Жыл бұрын

I remember reading that line in a Yaoi comic not too long ago 🤔

@ThoughtlessMoose

Жыл бұрын

Nooo the mailman is at my house

@Nexor1

9 ай бұрын

@@ThoughtlessMooseN O

fun fact, applying dream mode in this update makes the world seem magical with glowing and mist, but more importantly, it increases ender pearl rates from piglin bartering by 20%. lol thx for 1.8k likes btw

@spittyjr.2181

Жыл бұрын

It increases your luck in general. You have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning also.

@JoannaFalkowska

Жыл бұрын

LOL that's brilliant

@sapphicselkie1361

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@CrownTheCanary

Жыл бұрын

No way!

@ShayerSUtsho

Жыл бұрын

wow they actually did that 😂

The fact that as soon as people realized the potential of players colliding with each other they immediately make the infamous player stack shows that people just like making big stacks of things.

@BuildersOfBlocks

Жыл бұрын

Pyramids are just big stacks of rocks after all. We've been doing this for thousands of years

@TheAHuman

Жыл бұрын

I mean, this is 2 of the people who’s first thought in season 8 was to make a stack of boats with them in them.

@MrScorpianwarrior

Жыл бұрын

@@TheAHuman You mean a boatem pole?

@venomark7883

Жыл бұрын

Now the Hermitpole

@cmrnmurdock

Жыл бұрын

@@venomark7883and friends

Timmy being the last one to the moon and arriving just when everyone left is peak comedic timing

@wildernesstorm830

Жыл бұрын

And so on brand 😂

@paranoidpumpkin98

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😂😂

@wires-sl7gs

Жыл бұрын

They even ended the video without him, lol

@plainmz

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy*

@SnowLily06

Жыл бұрын

​​@@plainmz he is a man of many names Grian is actually the only one who calls him Timmy

I think grian getting the advancement jingle while looking at the minecraft earth at 13:53 was actually kinda beautiful

15:05 I love how all of their dad laughs sync up

@missycat7598

Жыл бұрын

that is the most accurate description of their laughs that I’ve ever read

@4Rgames

7 ай бұрын

he's not a dad tho

@oswaldtime

3 ай бұрын

I have now been replaying that part a few minutes now thanks to you.

They should definitely make a life series focused around on this update, reset the votes every session

@NotSnak

Жыл бұрын

That would actually be kinda funny lol

@mrcurtain5702

Жыл бұрын

Title: Stupid Life

@RosyMiranto

Жыл бұрын

Election Life

@thegamersclub9326

Жыл бұрын

Political Life or Crazy Life, or Dream Life

@rafalst

Жыл бұрын

Yes please!

Now I just want to see grian make a massive full size moon base…

@mariofeds1101

Жыл бұрын

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 bread of life... bread is made of grain... grian's nickname is grain, grian created the bad boy bread bridge... OH MY GOD! grian is jesus

@wowdabug

Жыл бұрын

@@mariofeds1101 LMAO

@veezerrscharnhorst

Жыл бұрын

And crashed it

@d09e3.0

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Optimus_Prime156

Жыл бұрын

Here before blow up

I love these silly one off videos that just consist of Grian having fun with friends and trying out various Minecraft mechanics! I really hope we get more videos like this in the future

To provide some context, that first proposal is a reference to the skill system in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. In that game, you get better at certain things just by doing them a lot, and that includes running and jumping.

@cheerio3442

10 ай бұрын

ohhh okay! i assumed it was also a joke about how in morrowind you move really slowly in relation to the world haha

@yetanother9127

8 ай бұрын

To be more specific, you normally can't go above certain (fairly reasonable) values for the running and jumping skills, but it is possible to increase them beyond normal limits using enchantments and potions, hence the "powergamer" part.

@rynobehnke8289

4 ай бұрын

@@yetanother9127 Yes this movement here was some prime "So I was messing with costume spells and alchemy" level stuff. Ether that or you were the boots of blinding speed and duplicate Ikarus flight a couple of times

Lizzie: "The moon stopped!" Joel: "Yeah. That's cause it's the sun."

"Think of the detail you could have with this much cheese" is a sentence i thought i'd never hear, especially not from grian

@mr.tophat6592

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@KingofJ95

Жыл бұрын

Wallace and Grommet moment

@wayward5219

Жыл бұрын

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@germany8339

3 ай бұрын

Also "Get in him!"

the vote update is practically a compilation of features that the community has been begging for for YEARS (vertical slabs - cheese, place block & pickaxe block, colored lighting, etc.)

@Azuos.t

5 ай бұрын

Exactly and mojang only adds those stuff in april fools updates 😔

@crmsn_

Ай бұрын

​@@Azuos.tthat's Microsoft for you.

Grian actually calling Jimmy Jimmy for once gives me whiplash cuz Grian and Martyn are just so committed to the bit that they rarely call him Jimmy

Grian and the gang getting up to April shenanigans again, makes my day!

@TheAmyrlinSeat

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ bro wth

@cazzabojangles

Жыл бұрын

Aries season is in its prime

@gtc239

Жыл бұрын

​@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Sussy Jee.

@inevra4053

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ never

@ShiningStarlight101

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ look, believe in whatever religion you want. It's your life, do with it what you want. But i dont think trying to force religion on people watching a minecraft video is the most appropiate

8:50 “wait, we can milk things? WHERES JOEL” i almost spat out my water 💀💀

@matthewboire6843

3 ай бұрын

R34 bout to have some more art

mojang made an entire dimension out of a block that can be shaped in any way you'd want, meaning there are no performance issues with this tech. i'm going to be really mad if we don't get this as a replacement for stairs and slabs of all kind. this would also help with the inventory problem, as we don't need to carry all the variants of blocks anymore.

@LDVBLDVB

4 ай бұрын

woah, that could be awesome.

I love Grain referencing (I think) Scott and Jimmy like “you have 30 seconds” “Alright, Love you” … “say it back”

As someone who played Morrowind growing up, the beginning was an immediate rush of nostalgia and joy

@U2PrideITNOL

Жыл бұрын

can you explain what exactly it was a reference to? is it an exploit with potions or a popular glitch or something?

@derpiderpi6761

Жыл бұрын

​@@U2PrideITNOL Morrowind is elder scrolls 3

@RomanusVII

Жыл бұрын

@@U2PrideITNOL Yeah you can get your stats so high that you can jump from one side of the map to the other and still live. It’s exploity as hell but it’s pretty easy to do with a decent amount of levels into alchemy.

@U2PrideITNOL

Жыл бұрын

@@derpiderpi6761 hey, thanks, but I knew that

@U2PrideITNOL

Жыл бұрын

@@RomanusVII very cool, thank you for explaining

13:53 the reveal of Mincraft's earth along with the achievement sfx was goose-bump inducing.

@tvjameswatchor

Жыл бұрын

Yup

In Morrowind you could get the boots of blinding speed, which raised your speed by 200 (for reference 100 was the max normal) but made you blind. You could work around this by resisting the blindness and end up with very fast landspeed.

@rynobehnke8289

4 ай бұрын

Really a custom 1 second lasting "resist" spell could just circumvent the blindness aspect too. Only beast races were entirely locked out of that peace of equipment.

Is anyone gonna talk about how goofy grians “oh no” sounded at like 5:11 😂

@rjlsobhjphjgrbw_yay

Жыл бұрын

✨💅mAtErIaL gWoRl💅✨

@TheKweenII_09

Жыл бұрын

😂

This update is so awesome! I've said this on Skizz's, Joel's, Jimmy's, and Impulse's videos already, but I would love for this to be an actual series!

@AtomicSuperMe

Жыл бұрын

this with like life set up could be really interesting, especially since you get a lot of different things to vote on, having a lot of people to vote differently would make it work a little more as intended

@mikah439

Жыл бұрын

@@AtomicSuperMe less op stuff tho

When playing it, I voted for the big moon, and the part about consequences made me think of hermitcraft season 8, so I love how Grian also pointed this out!

@yaboycjm5581

Жыл бұрын

Moon big?

@iamaylacat3935

Жыл бұрын

Considering that there is at least one other reference to a Minecraft KZread series, I'd say its entirely possible that it was an intentional nod to Hermitcraft.

@oldepsilad

Жыл бұрын

@@iamaylacat3935 what is the other reference ?

@iamaylacat3935

Жыл бұрын

@@oldepsilad Dream cheating in speedruns - the life is a dream option under the voting makes changes that were found in some of them.

@oldepsilad

Жыл бұрын

@@iamaylacat3935 OHHH LOL

Now imagine them doing another hardcore series like this.

The sheer chaos of the “update” fits grians chaotic nature quite well I must say

Im so glad more and more hermits are experimenting w one-off vids, and collabs to boot! Jimmy's always done really well w these and i get that each channel has their own content but sometimes i just wanna watch these endgame players rediscover minecraft all over again without having to restart a server or start a new series entirely, ykno?

@Transformers2Fan1

Жыл бұрын

Same. I hate hermitcraft.

@somethingaboutbutterflies2059

Жыл бұрын

@@Transformers2Fan1??? Not same at all, i love hermitcraft! Please remove any similarities on that front between us

I’d love more of these types of videos! Just silly hanging with friends in a world with like a mod/April fools update

@SomeoneNews

Жыл бұрын

It's kind of a shame comments like these don't get to be near the top of the comments because what you just said was genuinely so sweet

I love how they're so enthralled by entities and players colliding with each other while PE has had that as a toggleable feature for years.

12:52 I love how the cow is literally moon walking XD

I never, in a million years, thought I’d hear Grain mention “Morrowind.”

@Adaedon

Жыл бұрын

Who's this Grain character?

@Zoomeryz

Жыл бұрын

Grain no way

@angadgrewal9324

Жыл бұрын

what’s moreowind?

@starlight0313

8 ай бұрын

​@@angadgrewal9324wind filled with flying oreos

Saw Joel's POV of this - excited to see what transpires now!

@rlprototype

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Picture I will never give you up for what you've done to me...

6:50 it really does seem like Season 8 of Hermitcraft

@LunarIsHere_

5 ай бұрын

"Guys... is the moon big?"

@matthewboire6843

3 ай бұрын

Really does

I wish they had blocks like cheese officially like maybe a sculpture block or maybe a sculpting station that you could mold any block your self for more detail.

I would definetly love seeing this turn into a sub-series. Maybe A 5th Life Season using this update....🤔

@alida6365

Жыл бұрын

YES

@OfficialJoeTheChicken

Жыл бұрын

Hmm... What do you think they would vote for? I bet scar would vote for Pizza the Llama to come back.

@Kim_Jong_Un69420

Жыл бұрын

They'll have to remove the game breaking one's though

@needacuppa1898

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes

@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. And they should invite Doc to see how fast he manages to break it.

This update is so cool! I hope you make this a series

@alida6365

Жыл бұрын

YES HE NEED TOOO

@Powli

Жыл бұрын

It’s not an update it a snapshot

@KamariaArts

Жыл бұрын

This is so funny, it would be hilarious if it was added as a series.

@Bradinator

Жыл бұрын

This is just a special, the April fools update won’t be relevant in a few weeks

@Clip_It1

Жыл бұрын

YESS

6:35 That was the community wanted. They need a glow squid to glow but they release only april fools day.

As a note, the Morrowind thing was a reference to The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, where you could make your run and jump stats unbelievably high and move too fast. Very good game, I highly recommend.

'We can milk things!' 'Wheres Joel!?' Grian what are you hiding from us.

@NoSkill_fr

Жыл бұрын

Oh I didn’t expect to see a fellow dirty minded grian viewer hello

@Testing123-Ore7

Жыл бұрын

@@NoSkill_fr count me into the club

@NoSkill_fr

Жыл бұрын

@@Testing123-Ore7 Welcome to -hell- The Ohio club

@Enbypotat53

Жыл бұрын

"Stop riding me guys and milk me!" There were a lot of jokes surrounding that lmfao-

8:45 Grian learns you can milk mobs Tries to milk joel

I cant tell whether the big moon vote is a reference to Season 8 or it was just some random idea Mojang came up with

10:25 finally chisel and bits in vanilla minecraft

You've heard of the Boatem Pole, now get ready for the Votem Pole!

The intro where everyone just starts flying everywhere was too funny! Also PLEASE do a whole series in this update!

2:07 I like it how everyone has two focuses: get everyone to stack into a really tall tower and ignore Timmy.

moon cows, cheese blocks, and the moon. All would seem like fun additions to the base game. If only one, make it cheese blocks. Hidden entrances in endstone structures. Details for builders, including the infamous vertical half slab. All it needs is some unique redstone interactions.

Man, seeing a post from Grian always brings a smile to my face. Really brightens up my day. Keep up the awesome content :)

@aguyusingyoutube2088

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Comrade_Blanc

Жыл бұрын

🤖

@dasbootfish5818

Жыл бұрын

Totally agree man

@Subscribe_now_its_one_click

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@Subscribe_now_its_one_click

Жыл бұрын

Dog

Nobody: Grian: SAY IT BACK

9:15 That milk was rich in iron

i would love to see a normal survival server with this crew

@golden-not

Жыл бұрын

um are you joking

@pizzaguy_

Жыл бұрын

Oh boy do i have the news for you!

@catborgar9287

Жыл бұрын

for those who think i have LOST it, i mean a server with *all* of them, i know about empires and the life series and hc but none have ALL of them on

@TwilightChomperEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

@@catborgar9287 Not their fault, from the way you worded your comment it sounded like you were neglecting the existence of the Hermitcraft server

@kingofthekoopas8857

Жыл бұрын

@@catborgar9287 Technically there was the crossover. That had all of them

Ok but hearing Gem just shout, “WAIT! Murder me!” was too perfect

15:50 they love him to the moon and back

2:34 Finally, Man Poultry

We need a part 2. There is so much to this update y’all haven’t even seen yet. Or how about “Elected Life”! Just the standard 3rd life rules, but on this snapshot of the game.

I had so much fun with this update. Love ya Grian, keep up the amazing work.

10:45 biggest hope that this entire update wasnt a joke and will actually improve the game

“We love you. … Say it back” *Lizzie & Gem get sent to space before they can*

Mojang puts way more effort into April Fools gags than their actual updates. Now we know why updates are so lackluster: they're constantly working on this.

This would actually be a really cool update if they actually implemented it but you have the option to turn it on or off in settings so you can have all the fun

11:35 "Wait! Murder me!"

@Banana321Boi

8 ай бұрын

NOOOO

I love how Grian went up to Gem to tell her about the other squids being mean to him

5:50 dancing walking, rearranging furniture, babs Is shopping, i let the bird out of the cage

10:52 The end crystal strikes again

This needs to become an official mode of Minecraft. This is such a good April Fools update.

5:28 HE SAID THE LINE!

@matthewboire6843

3 ай бұрын

The moon is big

@LittleMissLacey-gg3tn

Ай бұрын

“Mumbo… is the moon big..?”

9:01 "Stop riding me guys and milk me." Joel knew what he was saying.

It would be cool to have a SMP based off of the update ngl

14:55 I don't know why but when everyone started to say goodbye to each other i remember teletubbies 😅😂😂😂😂

10:10 not quite accurate, no block updates prevents actions you do from updating nearby blocks. So for example if you broke a block below a sand block the sand would stay floating because it never received a block update. It does not mean you can't interact with the game.

4:48 one of us It reminded me of technos chat man i miss him too much

@ThisIsNewDefault

Жыл бұрын

Yeahhh….

@_thegod_3519

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@SSukram_

Ай бұрын

Bro this came out of nowhere

6:23 They added Australian spiders!

@Xyl1tl

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@keyboardmause

Жыл бұрын

i take that as a compliment

@powerzebra6464

Жыл бұрын

Really now mate

8:56 this where the out of context begins

I've seen Skizzle's episode already and just want to say; These 7 People should make this a permanent SMP with every 2 weeks or so a new person joining

8:23 You are not drowning, you're not in water. You are asphyxiating

@Chadlololol

Жыл бұрын

🤓

@joseiylemonsay506

Жыл бұрын

🤓

@catman0789

Жыл бұрын

🤓

@Acidec_

9 ай бұрын

🤓

@Banana321Boi

8 ай бұрын

🤓

They really should keep this update as an optional thing for people to play around with.

@croweater78

Жыл бұрын

is it not possible to play this update anymore?

1:26 Man that's a great idea. I wish they did that irl.

@obnoxiousnamegaming5715

Жыл бұрын

lol yes

If I had a nickel for every time grian was on a server where the moon grew, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice…

I'd love to see an SMP where they actually play the game seriously, on this snapshot.

You should have brought Scar, it would have been SO chaotic!

7:10 "I think this is a vast improvement" You and me both Grian Wither Gang lol

The Morrowind vote was hilarious. Anyone who EVER played that game knows how how calamitously fun it was to juice your speed and acrobatics into the thousands.

Grian quoting the "I love you, say it back" meme from Timmy and Scott's interaction is hilarious.

0:51 Excuse me my planet needs me 4:40 Waffbig 5:29 MoonBig from S8! 6:51 Told y’a… 8:08 *_Do it…_* 11:29 Time for the Banki…

@sheemy1008

Жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow Touhou fan, nice to see ya

@TheGodlyDekaFumoLucy

Жыл бұрын

@@sheemy1008 hi lostword yumemi

"think of the detail you can have with this much cheese!" -Grian

love how Gen said, "murder me" and both Grian and Joel did not hesitate.

This genuinely feels like acid trip, and that's the beauty of Minecraft April Fools updates really, all of them are unbelievably bizarre but expertly crafted and hilariously fun.

It's great to see Skizz be featured! He deserves the world!

Big romantic moon? I think you mean hermitcraft season 8

10:32 vertical slabs combined with horizintal slabs, stairs, upside down stairs, and corner stairs makes the game "basically be 1/8th block at a time instead of one block at a time" according to Mojang, which is one of the things that make Minecraft, Minecraft.

@flamingosoup6375

Жыл бұрын

that makes absolutely zero sense

@mbcmechachu

Жыл бұрын

if they can add cherry trees despite them saying that the leaves off set all the other green leaves then this inclusion might have a chance in the near future.

@theworm7156

10 ай бұрын

Your point makes no sense whatsoever

@CoryTheCoder

10 ай бұрын

@@mbcmechachu that sounds like a very minor thing that they probably wouldn't think of putting in their top secret game dev book

That "A" In the word Grian 17:00 looks kind of sus... Great video!

@Rosiewarriorscats

4 ай бұрын

Ah, I see what you mean lol

Their laughter always makes my day *:)* 7:56

I love how timmy is the guy everyone makes fun of but everyone loves

This is the exact level of chaos I’d expect from this group. I love it.

It's so painful to watch Grian not understand that it's not voting or not voting, but that it is between options. xD

16:50THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!!!

@matthewboire6843

10 ай бұрын

CHEESE

Imagine a completely new series that would take place in the April fools update every once a week.

This update had better be the developers testing stuff so they can actually add it, because I'm going to be beyond pissed if they can make things like this and choose not to for official updates.

"Think of the detail you can have with this much cheese." - Grian 2023 Idk why but I love this sentence