Do not refuse the jank. Accept the jank. Embrace the jank. *Become* the jank.

@ZigealFaust

5 жыл бұрын

Randy, I AM the jank.

@kabob0077

4 жыл бұрын

Jank is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural.

@Milkbutter

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a Smash Bros. mantra?

@FumblsTheSniper

4 жыл бұрын

For the movies side of things, it’s Schlock. Embrace the schlock. Become the schlock.

@kabob0077

3 жыл бұрын

@Just a normal nazgul Not from a non-Slav studio...

They took Roy's Innocence, so he took their lives.

@Tehsnakerer

8 жыл бұрын

Well that's funnier than anything I said in the video

@SpicyChickenGodAJ

8 жыл бұрын

+Tehsnakerer eh comedy can only do so much for a review anyway. I like your reviews because they're like stories, you go in-depth about your playthrough and I find that to be pretty good.

@AtomicTridium

6 жыл бұрын

Spicy Chicken God my wprd

'The revolt begins, the mutants rise up, its a mutiny!' That's the best line on KZread

@samfire3067

Жыл бұрын

" hey hey people, Seeth here"

The atmosphere looks like a weird hybrid of Red Faction Guerilla and Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.

@jackstoutamore8541

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, with less badass combat and environment destruction.

@quint3ssent1a

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackstoutamore8541 hey, you can shoot people with lighting! And bring guns into melee! That cant be all bad.

@jackstoutamore8541

4 жыл бұрын

Чё Бля The last game I played with both of those was Fable 3 😅

@quint3ssent1a

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackstoutamore8541 aw shit, that sucks. The only thing i remember in Fable3 is how hard it was to make it work on PC and how hard it crashed, corrupting all saves in process.

@jackstoutamore8541

4 жыл бұрын

Чё Бля I just played the game being the most evil and doing the most fun things I could, and still put it down See in this game they don’t put you in jail after a crime, they force you into a QuickTime event which constantly repeats and pays back a tiny piece of the ransom bit by bit Aka after killing a few guards, (something I occasionally do in other rpgs) I was immediately surrounded and forced to do that QTE I gave up on the game 10 minutes into the same event

Fatso is my favourite virtue.

One of the funniest parts is the long cutscene where the mutant guy and some random guard have a shitty brawl, and then the mutant guy goes cross eyed and has a derpy smile for some reason.

"Gget lost, fff-uckerrrr!" I actually broke out laughing at that voice acting

How about instead of calling this game "Mars: War Logs" we just called it "Mars: Bit o' War, Innit?"

@Gerbs1913

4 жыл бұрын

"Give things a bit of a wack yeah?"

@sinsoftheswamp8346

4 жыл бұрын

Get a load of this fellas

@fuzzydunlop7928

3 жыл бұрын

A lil bit ah the ole’ conflict lumber, eh?

@jonathansoko1085

2 жыл бұрын

Mars war LOGS, key word there. But i cant expect people from the uk to have any reading comprehension

@lxjoe96

Жыл бұрын

Mars can have a bit of war, as a treat

The tone, backstory and overall aesthetic all feel very Riddick, so it seems cool for that if nothing else.

Hey, Snake, I made more subtitles for you. Cheers.

This is a fascinating setting. I very much enjoy the idea of space colonies that for one reason or another just lose contact with Earth.

You do great reviews/game plays, love how you also do older games.

@Tehsnakerer

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you kindly

You know, in the Technomancer review Snake says that the Sean of that game was too nice to ever become the Sean of this game. But here he makes a good point that the prison is the nicest place on the planet, so... I don't see the contradiction. Good on Spiders for the consistent characterization and world building. Also, 21:20 becomes such a hilarious line armed with the future knowledge that Snake will accidentally sneak past the sequel's final boss.

29:10: "I'm not evil, I'm just stimulating the economy!" I think Roy's an even worse person than we realized...

If Mars moved closer to the sun by a bit, wouldn't it be more habitable? Or maybe it moved to Mercury? Idk I haven't finished the video

@quint3ssent1a

4 жыл бұрын

In the second game it's explained. Mars wasn't moved, the sun just expanded and started to burn hotter. In the mean time, the earth is just fried, there isn't even a planet anymore where the Earth was. So, in a sense, the mars IS a Mercury now, as in "the closest to the sun" planet.

@Ghorum

4 жыл бұрын

As I understand it, all of mars is absorbing solar radiation. The thing is a deathball no matter what we do, establish an atmosphere and every single square inch of the surface is still a radioactive wasteland.

@scotcheggable

2 жыл бұрын

Mars doesn't have a magnetosphere, so all of that nasty radiation we don't get on Earth is blasting directly into the skin of any dumbfuck out on the surface.

@Jokoko2828

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghorum Even with the best armchair future science you'll need like a millenia at bare minimum to turn Mars into something livable, and even then you're still relying on a giant space magnet to keep the new atmosphere from getting blown off by solar winds, something goes wrong with that thing and Mars is going back to being a unlivable hellhole within decades.

@liamzakhaev

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghorum if radiation worked like that your microwave dinners would give you radiation poisoning, as long as there's no fallout(ash or soil with isotope contamination )from nuclear disasters, giving mars an atmosphere and magnetosphere would make it safe.

Its funny how guard wants to escape prison like in Naked gun

Me at 2 am in the morning trying to get my sleep schedule in order: aw shit, here we go again.

Okay but... like.... Virtue names have this problem of... well, there's only so many fucking virtues, so wouldn't there be this, I dunno, big problem of possibly hundreds of people going by the SAME FUCKING NAME? "Yeah, theres a bounty out on this guy, Prudence." "Wait, that's my name" "Wow, that was easy. Take him away boys, we got him"

This definitely doesn’t look like a good game, but it also doesn’t look awful. It looks like a cookie-cutter RPG with a unique world.

26:26 That voice...can it be? Saul Meyers?!?

@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191

6 жыл бұрын

not according to imdb unfortunately www.imdb.com/name/nm0903677/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

53:00 Plot twist Wisdom is Tywin Lannister.

Thanks for making this video. Games by Spiders are truly bizarre. I even kinda want to play Mars for myself now.

50:47 "What will the Resistance do without me?" A good comeback would be 'We'll see here soon enough.'

I love these long videos. Some ppl might think these are too long but please ignore them. These long form critiques are something we need MORE of on YT. I'm sure it takes a ton of work to produce such great content, so please know it's appreciated. On a side note, the few other YT creators who do these awesome long form reviews could seriously learn something about comedy from watching you!

@LoydAvenheart

5 жыл бұрын

55 minutes.

@SpunkyMcGoo

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, 55 minutes. Joseph Anderson has done 3 hour vids. Some of the best content on YT.

@HyperionStudios

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpunkyMcGoo That God of War vid was very good.

@CompagnonDeMisere25

4 жыл бұрын

Long Man Bad

@ghostoflazlo

Ай бұрын

Ask and tou shall receive People be making 11h videos on old nickelodeon shows these days. Long videos are good but damn way too many people making them have too little to say

43:25 that "oh no" slayed me

15:15 I love when the double-fisted hammer shows up in fight sequences. It just looks so dopey, and it's even better if you happen to know anything about hand-to-hand combat.

"Useless" and "Hindrance" would make great names here.

Going back to this video, it’s pretty crazy how much more creative the setting and art direction are than in Greedfall, imo.

I just realized that War Logs sounds like Warlock...

@ghostoflazlo

Ай бұрын

Thank you! That's what I heard in his necromancer video so when I looked for this to watch first it took me 10 mins plus reading some comments because I couldn't find a damn "playing: warlock" lol

That revolt fight scene reminded me of the Halo 5 Chief/Locke fight scene

i regularly return to these vids every few months or so. big fan of your longform stuff. my favourite is the hunt down the freeman one, so many good jabs

I honestly like the idea of a normal human overcoming the setting's Jedi basically. Imagine how badass that TM boss fight would've been if you played Technomancer before this one, it would give a lot of context to that fight plus it also plays into the theme of the character being an ex TM.

"So you can't mix useless and hinderance together." I AM DYING!

I remember playing this off the arcade store on the Xbox 360; I remember it being janky, but I used stealth to cheese a lot of it and bashed everything else. I don't think I even used the magic at all.

The prison looks like Grineer mars tilesets in Warframe

Just to give an example as to why the technomancers wouldn't explain about overload to the younger ones, is similar to how conservative christians want sex ed to be abstinence only education. As in, they don't tell them jack shit except, don't do it. My ex wife's family were conservatives, and she didn't find out what a period was until she had her first. It may be a fundamental part of life, but that won't stop people from not telling the younger generation information that would help them.

Love your reviews! It's a unique and honest point of view. Keep up the good work!

49:20 Charles Dance, is that you?

@tdcsguy

5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU! Why is nobody acknowledging this!?

"The mutants rise up; it's a mute-any." Don't make me dislike this video.

Ah, Mars: War logs. I forgot the game. Actually liked it on my first playthrough despite the jank and horrible graphics. Tried to play it again a few years later die to rose-tinted nostalgia and didn't manage to get out of the prison before I had to stop and put the game down. It wasn't a particularly up-to-date game back then and it certainly didn't age very well after that. It also doesn't help that the prison is rather bland as an area. The other stuff was fine narratively so it's a bit of a shame I didn't manage to get there again.

Always good to see stuff from ya

@Tehsnakerer

8 жыл бұрын

Cheers

Dude, you deserve more subscroobers

New subscriber, and might I just say. you have the best reviews I have seen so far on youtube. I've been sitting here for hours in shock of the amount of detail you put in. Good work man, keep it up.

i'm happy you're back

Innocence sounds like an imitation Daniel Radcliffe. Like a voice actor playing Harry in a Harry Potter game where it was too expensive to get Radcliffe to do the voice acting.

@Slysheen

Жыл бұрын

Looked him up out of curiosity, Tercelin Kirtley. Looks like he does mostly TV stuff. Seems to voice quite a bit of background characters in David Cage games.

I cannot in good conscience take this setting seriously for the whole 'Virtue as first name' thing. It's so goofy, it makes me giggle enough seeing girls have it.

@quint3ssent1a

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably an ironic thing, seeing as few people has their names reflecting pure opposite of what they really are.

@ginogatash4030

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a 50's B movie.

@gerythionargarys7848

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably based off the Puritan naming convention, where they also named their children after virtues or similar words.

@DStecks

3 жыл бұрын

What I want to know is why everyone insists on going by their full, multisyllabic name. Like, if your name is Courtesy, you could just go by Curt.

@WTFisTingispingis

3 жыл бұрын

@@DStecks Makes sense, but some names don't exactly lend themselves to shortening. Innocence? Temperance? Roy had the right idea of dropping his.

6:00 I'm guessing that's a "designed for console" thing

your reviews are AMAZING dude. i dont know why your channel isn't bigger. :(

It took me until today to realize this and Red Faction are different games, and i first watched this video 4 years ago.

The dust in the thumbnail looks like he's getting the best sloppy top in the universe and its about to blow

I love all the Mars rovers and mission names you dropped, Nice touch

It may just be a personal preference but I actually do like the virtue names idea... would probably work better if that Water Guild had a religious aesthetic though. Honestly most of the ideas the setting puts forward are actually pretty cool, they just... aren't implemented well here.

The Aurora virtue names are inspired by Ayn Rands "Anthem". A good 30 page story.

The virtual mission? :D Happy to see you again. :)

@Tehsnakerer

8 жыл бұрын

Good to be back

"virtual mission?"

@gratuitouslurking8610

5 жыл бұрын

"No, virtuous mission.'

@ZigealFaust

5 жыл бұрын

*Growls* METAL GEAR.

12:45 "If you need a HAND for a JOB or something" I have indeed seen what they did there

I didn’t even know technomancer was a sequel man I need to rewatch your review on it

The setting sounds like 40K Mechanicus lore lmao

Saying out loud the wrong things at the wrong spot is a bad habit taken over from Low Budget TV SERIES and Movies. Saving money on sets and actors always had been important there. I love your tipps. 11:31 This is no prison it is run like a Russian Gulag or an old fashioned proson colonny. With different degrees of freedom because the people there are supposed to stay there for life inmates or not.

44:28 for a moment i thought they were having a dance party

It’s 2022, I’ll never play this game, and this was one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched

The biggest surprise here is that it isn't a walking simulator like I always thought for some goddamn reason.

RIP Jay and Silent Bob.

I watched the Technomancer Review first and continously misheard the title of this game as "Warlocks" which confused me immensely.

Dude I love early Bioware RPGs, this sounds awesome. I'm 5 minutes in and I'm already stoked, might just stop the video here and get the game myself.

I own Technomancer and I love it. I HATE the game. The combat is garbage the temperature of the center of the sun, but the world is entrancing and I'll probably get this game, but.... I simply can not believe that Technomancer's combat is AN IMPROVEMENT from this game! I also can't believe that Master Sean was beaten to death with a lead pipe during a prison break... And he dressed in blue velour... AND he had another apprentice that was HOTTER than my Zack... So much to take in....

That fight!

I don't think I've ever heard someone actually say "Double U Double U 1" instead of "World War One". It's only an abbreviation in writing, that's four extra syllables when you say it aloud!

A block And a DEATH SPIN!

Very nice

When do you think you'll review Postal 1/Redux? PS. Great video, always great to see reviews on this channel, keep up the good work :)

I'm just diving in. Something here lures me in. The developers are kind of ambitious to get their games out fast and interesting. I just have to nod their way. For Piranha Bytes it is kind of same. I love those radical small team heroes. Best regards

Just in time for dinner.

12:19 That's the bloke from Shadowrun! John? Jake? Jack?

@Tehsnakerer

8 жыл бұрын

The job: Harrass a mutant, a total milk run

hey man, great review. do you think you'll get around to reviewing the technomancer?

@Tehsnakerer

8 жыл бұрын

I started playing it last night, just fiddling with the game to get it running at a good framerate while recording so I do intend to atm

Nickname time: Courtesy? Curt. Sobriety? Eddy. Temperance? Rance. Innocence is a tough one. Inny isn't quite right but neither is Nos. Ino? Chastity? Chaz. Tenacity is another tough one. I'm not seeing anything obvious (besides "Tenno" bit that's a whole other thing haha). Tenner, maybe? Wisdom? Dom. If anyone thinks of any others, I'd love to see em!

@peppermillers8361

6 ай бұрын

With Innocence, I just went with Inno.

Hey. Is the guard at 26:20 voiced by Saul meyers? It sounds uncanny

Nice.

So the Technomancer Girl gets Fried and joins you looking like Angelica's Doll

If Red Faction was a Dark Souls RPG with magic

Wisdom looks like Charles Dance.

It's been more than four years and I just realized that Roy looks exactly like George Clooney.

just in time for bed

This game was fun and not super long either. I enjoy Spider’s games.

Did you play the technomancer? IT plays after this one, and Saun is in that game too

@Tehsnakerer

5 жыл бұрын

I did

Can you review postal 1?

Oh Gawd the horror.

6:59 Perfect subtitle for all these janky games.

I just realized that Roy's voice actor may be the same one for J.C. Denton in Deus Ex.

@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191

6 жыл бұрын

not according to imdb unfortunately www.imdb.com/name/nm0291152/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

@eviljoel

6 жыл бұрын

It's just the same raspy cool guy archetype voice.

@badger6728

4 жыл бұрын

BugPope I swear I see you everywhere, can we stop sharing so many interests

They wanted to call it Mars Warlocks, but wanted to be cheeky

"Virtual mission!?" "No, virtuous mission"

the best thing u can do is spam dodge and block and see roy spazz out

Greedfall is good and they made that too I think

It’s like someone played ELEX, fell asleep during most of the story and had to bullshit their way through by putting it on Mars but keeping the mutants and the “your choices matter” crap. Jankier than a PiranhaBytes game, with a not terrible combat system is a real accomplishment.

I roll every time I fight in real life too. -_-

Looks like The Technomancer !! Another great game

The graphics are both good and bad. It's actually a lot more fun and better looking than I was expecting having heard little of this title over the years.

This game looks like Red Faction Guerrilla from 2008. How did thry manage that....

I wonder if Charles Dance could sue them for using his likeness.

The grunts sound like the roblox oof