RIP Clive Tortshwar 2017-2017 He lived as a Tortoise, He died as a hero.

@peefrimgar14

7 жыл бұрын

Heroes are remembered, but legends never die.

@xxXmetaldragonXxx

7 жыл бұрын

Spartans never die

@rachelkuhl3890

7 жыл бұрын

He lives on in our hearts

@nerdyninja3691

7 жыл бұрын

He's not dead, he just isn't around right now.

@coreya151

7 жыл бұрын

If Clive Tortshwar takes Harambe's place in people's hearts, I would be okay with that.

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Clive Tortshwar doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

@tjoneal79

7 жыл бұрын

8bitdaydream Clive Tortshwar doesn't go hunting because that implies a possibility of failure, Tortshwar goes killing.

@julioaldana6602

7 жыл бұрын

8bitdaydream when Clive Tortshwar swims entire oceans of fish run to land

@OneFinalAutumn

7 жыл бұрын

For Clive Tortshwar, their is no "survive," their is just death to all!

@JXRhino

7 жыл бұрын

Clive Tortshwar went to collect eggs and the chickens starting shitting bricks.

@mikegue7208

7 жыл бұрын

Clive Tortshwar invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse in the jaw.

Clive Tortshwar is the hero that we need.

@raytrautman2570

7 жыл бұрын

Can we get some clive fanart? Like clive decked out in armor, covered in blood surrounded by various dead enemies. But like adorably innocent looking otherwise.

@thesaltystomper2414

6 жыл бұрын

But not the one we deserve...

@alohakat1148

2 жыл бұрын

@@raytrautman2570 the hero 2021 needs! He lives in our hearts

The Achievement Hunter Pantheon: Flynt Coal Taylor Jones COBRAxGuNneRZ Mark Nutt X-ray and Vav Mogar The Corpirate Geoff's version of Trevor Rimmy Tim Clive Tortshwar

@cancerstinks1

6 жыл бұрын

You forgot Shadowslz or Shadlz

@jesterjacks3933

6 жыл бұрын

How did you forget The Mad King

@AgentTheron1138

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget The Diddler there is also both drunk burnie and drunk Gus those would be awesome

@blahblah9036

6 жыл бұрын

Garbo-man and webby!

@General_Pinkledink

5 жыл бұрын

Randy Newman

9:20 We didn't see that lone spartan, but he had three kills to his name,

@nikiemartin827

7 жыл бұрын

iamnuff1992 went out a true hero, in battle.

@xxMaro92xx

7 жыл бұрын

Where the hell did he even find enemies?!

@joechief2456

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe he had a bow? That's my best guess

@xxMaro92xx

7 жыл бұрын

Look at the starting points again. A bow can't reach that far

@iamnuff1992

7 жыл бұрын

Why would you think that he'll still be at his starting-point? They all run towards the nearest enemy and engage. I doubt spartans have bows though. Maybe throwable spears, but melee is more likely.

And to think Jurassic Park could've been saved if they'd just hired an army of chickens on their security staff.

@dzello

7 жыл бұрын

But who's gonna save us from the chickens though?! Have you seen Jurassic Park? Everytime they bring a big beast to kill the last big beast, we get a new problem!

@Spike-vp2cx

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@josefsieffen18

7 жыл бұрын

The legendary Chunk Norris, that's who!

@ajosh3913

7 жыл бұрын

Just upgrade Chucks Health and Speed and he can take 10,000 chickens easy

@problems3485

7 жыл бұрын

a Nuke

Gavin's fact of the day: the T-rex is a medieval creature.

@anonymousally9783

6 жыл бұрын

Medieval also means old and uncivilized.

@Warzaw911

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Ally [OREO] it typically means relating to the Middle Ages. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is a prehistoric creature.

@KalibreSteelblast

6 жыл бұрын

That's what they call dragons, across the pond- T-rexes.

@Nick-who-loves-cilantro

6 жыл бұрын

Forsooth, do mine eyes behold a Tyrannosaurus? Away with ye, foul beast!

“Definitely need a part 2” two years later :, )

@kalborge6635

4 жыл бұрын

Lol get wrecked

@GigaChad-yq8lt

4 жыл бұрын

i was just about to say the same thing but 3 years later

@dylanlevesque235

3 жыл бұрын

One year later

@bluntbangs

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanlevesque235 Three years later :, )

@theflamethrower4567

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve got some bad news. Nearing 4

How about one rabbit with maxed out attack speed and damage vs ten medieval knights. And one holy hand grenade.

@Adz2

7 жыл бұрын

Rwededyet But that's no ordinary Rabbit!!

@CarlConnorFF

7 жыл бұрын

The N button just don't fuck up the count

@Adz2

7 жыл бұрын

connor walter 1.....2......5!!!

@RaphaelBas1995

7 жыл бұрын

Yo Dawgz Gaming Three!

@nickwills6042

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

Honestly this could be a weekly thing. Just Team Nice Dynamite watching Tortshwar tear the throat out of a zombie, or six Spartans rushing a handful of penguins holding down a fort. The Internet is a weird place.

Clive Tortshwar once threw a grenade that killed a group of 100 people...The grenade then exploded.

@cobrakingofeart

7 жыл бұрын

"that" should be "and"

@DarthTalon5

5 жыл бұрын

@@cobrakingofeart Not really, "and" could imply they died of other means other than the grenade's impact. (Note: impact, not explosion)

@DarthTalon5

5 жыл бұрын

@@cobrakingofeart The way me and the op wrote it makes it sound better. Do you honestly think I never heard that joke before? So no, not a woosh, this version of the joke is better as the other implies that he could could 50 people while the grenade was thrown by other methods while this one implies specifically that the throw itself does it.

@cobrakingofeart

5 жыл бұрын

that he's badass enough to kill a load of people during the 5 second fuse of a grenade IS the joke whether you like it or not

@DarthTalon5

5 жыл бұрын

@@cobrakingofeart and frankly it is more badass that he is able to kill 50 people with a grenade by the mere act of throwing it at them before it explodes within those 5 seconds. That is why it is better. I am well aware of what the joke is, this is just a better joke and is a lot more amusing to imagine. Either way it wasn't a woosh as that denotes that I missed the joke, they quoted it first, not you dimwit regardless on if it was quoted correctly or not.

March of the Penguins 2 really took a turn.

@umad42

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah when the penguins started the anti- semetic rants and stuff I got really turned off of the movie. Then the war started and the old addage "You can't teach an old penguin new tricks" kicked in lol. 1940's Neverwinter was an interesting choice of location

Tips: If you press n it'll nuke wherever your looking, you can set groups to be on the same team just press the thing that says team #, and there are three other maps. Also put 2 Chuck Norris against each other. Just do it.

@PadfootTheWolf

7 жыл бұрын

I was just wondering what would happen if you put a Chuck Norris against a Chuck Norris...

@sahilmulji4853

7 жыл бұрын

PadfootTheWolf the world would end

@Friendlysociopath

7 жыл бұрын

And then be reborn

@connorparrish7002

7 жыл бұрын

The game crashes. I am not kidding. The game literally crashes. You get an error involving the space time continuum and the game kills itself.

@Nick-zt9no

7 жыл бұрын

damn if you're telling the truth you just spoiled it i really wanted to watch that

I love how Michael is trying to be all epic-like in the opening... and then there's Gavin.. .. who looks like he was possessed by 10 demons.

@jakepat8603

7 жыл бұрын

Ninalikewhaa so I rewatched the intro with this comment fresh in my head and I fucking died . dude looks like hes in the conjuring. my sides

@drew1429

7 жыл бұрын

best description on what Gav is like during the intros i rewatched with no sound and that is exactly what it looks like. now i can not stop rewatching and laughing im starting to cry

@SchaduwMaster

7 жыл бұрын

Drew Ward I can't unsee it

@kiritadoshi

6 жыл бұрын

dont you mean possessed by jesus

I did not want this video to end. Please revisit. Fun things to do: Set up teams so it isn't just a big free for all. Chuck Norris vs 50 of every AI in the game. Buff Clive Tortshwar even more than you already have and set him against an army of his brethren.

@iwansays

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad there's no part 2 but "Chunk Norriss" won't stand a chance..

I'm really hoping for the return of Clive in part 2. Also I want to see what's in the fantasy category, because if there's dragons in this game, you know it has to be done.

Actually use the Team button next time so you can have multiple types of troops on one team PS. Chunk Norris has 1 Million health and NEVER dies he just re-spawns

@xxMaro92xx

7 жыл бұрын

That Chuck Norris joke actually exists...

@Kaboom0

7 жыл бұрын

xxMaro92xx What joke? That's just a scientific fact.

1 horse sized duck vs 100 duck sized horses

@brandon2076

7 жыл бұрын

When did Gavin say that? I remember Gavin saying that.

@TheMarkoSeke

7 жыл бұрын

it's an internet thing

@DJ3thenew23

7 жыл бұрын

brandon2076 You don't because he never did, it's a meme though

@brandon2076

7 жыл бұрын

He did absolutely say it during a LetsPlay or an AH video in the past.....just can't remember exactly.

@TheMarkoSeke

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying he never said it, but even if he did, it's not an original phrase by him.

A part 2 was promised.

@radiocoffee7700

5 жыл бұрын

yep.

@BojanglesMcduff

4 жыл бұрын

Im sure it will happen any day know.

@trader9028

3 жыл бұрын

any day now.....

@dorianofdeath5470

3 жыл бұрын

@@trader9028 any day now.....for the beginning of 2021

@Nat1Fletcher

2 жыл бұрын

Yup any day now...I feel it in my shell...

19:35 "Americaaaaaaaaa" - US Soldier being eaten by a ferocious penguin

@norbertorivera2482

4 жыл бұрын

Just the thought of that cracks me up

That first Chuck Norris vs. Turtle fight will go down in the history books for sure.

One of everyone in each category, then the winner of each category faces off to see the ultimate champion

@Gotenhanku

7 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris would be the ultimate Champion easily lol.

@thediethrower1803

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy lelacheur Doesn't work when there are only 8 slots and Chuck is literally immortal.

"weather: mostly sunny with some sun" 11:43 ah yes, my favorite kind of weather

"New Play Pals, this should be good. First 20 seconds: "SIIIIMULAATOR!!"

How I imagine every play pal recording starts: Michael: "k, we need an intro." Gav: "Right... *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

Do 1 zombie against 10,000 chickens, and watch the infection spread!

@gavinpufahl2196

6 жыл бұрын

jacksepticeye did that if u wanna go watch

@drakebalzer9042

6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Inoa no, 10000 zombies vs 10000 zombies, they make waves

Wait, what happened to that spartan? He started killing enemies! WHERE WERE THEY

@jovalin5939

5 жыл бұрын

right? Michael wanted to see how strong Sparta really was but didn't pay attention to the fact the Spartan got like 10 kills after all that was left was zombies.

If you are here from Off Topic 9:44 Is the chuck v Turtle part

Here's a few tips. You can have like 30k+ units in each battle, you don't have to stick to numbers like 250. You can assign teams in the battle-creator screen. Pressing 'n' kills a group of units you are looking at. Try out different maps as well :)

*The most epic battle in the history of Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator* 1 turtle vs 1 chuck Norris *fight lasts 2 seconds*

@Paraguai123

7 жыл бұрын

**Plarg**

I love Gavin's part of the intro

@ajesco

6 жыл бұрын

It gives me chills. Unironically.

Only one person can kill chuck Norris.. and that's chuck Norris. CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS WHO WILL WIN?

@ParadoxAAA

6 жыл бұрын

only one person but there are 2 animals that can kill Chuck Norris , Chuck Norris and GRAND PAPI KLYDE TORTSHWAR (father of Clive Tortshwar)

@mathewklepser6382

6 жыл бұрын

Their fists will collide causing the end of the universe

@anonymousperson1726

6 жыл бұрын

it causes an error screen

You should create more custom animal characters and have them all fight to see who is the best

@wotari8080

7 жыл бұрын

Brady Schaefer the snazzy owl will win

This was so good. It should be many parts, there is so much that can be done with this sim. I just want to see more and i'm sure a lot of other fans do as well. Thanks AH!

@zachzent8287

7 жыл бұрын

DaSimsNetwork The full game releases in a few days

9:43 This never fails to make me laugh my ass off

god didnt make clive tortswar, clive tortswar made god

That Intro was Amazing!!

@toxicch1ppers138

7 жыл бұрын

It was epic.

@tomfoolery2913

7 жыл бұрын

ultimate you could say

@juanandresfernandez7721

7 жыл бұрын

Stimulating!

@justanaverageferret

7 жыл бұрын

Juan Andres Fernandez when it starts with Gavin almost seizing out of his chair, you know its gonna be good.

@tntisfoodnow7325

7 жыл бұрын

I could not agree more! Just angles singing in headphones!

I bet $50 that 2 AHWU's later michael or gavin or both are going to get a turtle plush and there's a later in it's box saying it's name is clive turshwar

@reecon1245

7 жыл бұрын

(torshwar)

@HellYeahCorp

7 жыл бұрын

Tortshwar*

@ripxdoc

7 жыл бұрын

that's not much of a bet if you are the one sending them a turtle plush named Clive Tortshwar

@khalidbrown743

7 жыл бұрын

Turshwar was his name before immigrating to the U.S.

Looked like Gavin was possessed in the intro😂😂

Well I've definitely got a new favorite Playps intro of all time

A thousand penguins vs a thousand chickens with one tortschwar

You can make every person on the same team when you press "team", modify clive's health to 80000 and his damage to 700 and make him go up against a team of 15 t rex's, 100 ww2 us soldiers, 1 wild man, and 70 chickens

@Your_Anime_Femboy

7 жыл бұрын

Duncan K IM A WILD MAN!!!!

Any video that starts like this is wholly worthy of my view and like. Great content!

This is one of my favorite play pals in a long time. I really hope for a part two.

Few tips on this game sense you guys mentioned it. You can set teams so 2 groups work together, Chuck Norris Vs Chuck Norris is an amazing showdown, and large enough battles stack the corpses, in conjugation with zombies it can make towers of corpses zombie vs zombie. You can also increase speed and command troops, among other neat tricks. Also would love to see more of this :)

1. You can change the teams each group is on to make them fight with each other. Like when you wanted everything to fight the catapults you cloud have set everything to team 1 and catapults to team 2 and it would have worked. 2. You can press "N" to drop a nuke. (I want to know if Chuck Noris can survive it) 3. I'm not exactly sure how but there is a way to give the animals guns. It might be in custom menu. If not try google.

@connorh.4208

7 жыл бұрын

Clive would be OP

I love that the majority if not all of these start with them singing and being goofy. These guys have great chemistry

How gavin and michael start play pals' videos is always just so great

10:03 I just embarrassed myself in front of a few strangers by breaking down in tears laughing.XXDDDD

@KK10397

6 жыл бұрын

Cindy Skullz I've learned to not watch play pals near people 😆

RIP Clive Tortshwars 2017-2017

the editing on the play pals intro songs is always lovely

Every time I watch this, Gavin starts squeaking, I cant help but burst out in laughter, i love that noise XD

Clive's and Chuck's fight sound effects were fucking hilarious

And with that intro song, my life is complete.

I love you guys. 😂 That opening.

I would absolutely watch this again!

1 Chuck Norris vs 500 Trex vs 1 Clive Tortshwars vs 200 Sparians pls play more!!

@isaiahf-d846

6 жыл бұрын

chuck norris would win chuck norris vs. all the others lol put them on the same team

@mlpfanboy1701

6 жыл бұрын

Isaiah F-D he will still win, little thing about Chunk Norris: he is unkillable

THIS NEEDS A 2ND PART!!!!!

This is the best play pals ever. I was dying of laughter most of the video

I love how singing for the intro is a thing now makes the video more funny

There are nukes you can launch which kill everything in the game instantly in a huge area except for Chuck Norris but not only can he survive one he can survive 10 or more he is literally invincible he can lawnmower through thousands of units without breaking a sweat.

300 spartans Vs 10000 Persians

@TopdeckNuII

6 жыл бұрын

300 spartans vs 10000 penguins

@beataps100

6 жыл бұрын

100,000 - 150,000

@Bunny_515_64

6 жыл бұрын

It's been done before by lazerbum

Is it weird that I found this so hilarious? I was laughing through the whole video. I want more! ^^

You have have certain armies defend while other armies attack. This way you can have a little story of chickens defending their castle like penguins try to take it over! ^^

Do like 1000 chickens vs 1 Chuck Norris

you can also make them on the same team

amazing beginning singing i love it

Part 2 is what 2021 NEEDS

USE INANIMATE OBJECTS AND MAKE SOME GOD-TIER PLZ

1000 superclives vs all of sparta

@Phil-pg1rd

7 жыл бұрын

But inside of the castle

One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while!

omg im dying over how great this was

Why isn't there at part 2?

We need a Tortshwar series! 🐢⚔️

I laughed so hard, I snorted. great game play guys!

Their opening musicals are all live for :'D

Part 2!!!! Do something cool with zombies

you should have made the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the holy Grail

The team tag in the war planning thing is how you can set armies onto the same team/side.

this was probably the best video ive ever seen

i know michael will probably never see this, but congrats on the baby girl man! you will be a great dad. just make sure she rage quits before she turns 2 ;)

chunk vs chunk

@mlpfanboy1701

6 жыл бұрын

Nathanael Holton that can't happen, the game literally freezes with an error message saying it isn't allowed the moment one of them punches the other.

Cant wait for a part 2, also try hitting the 'N' key during a battle for a special surprise :3

you can set up a few different groups to go after one common enemy using the team drop downs, and can also change the orders (attack/defend) of the troops/units

Do 10 Clive Tortshwar vs 1000 zombies or something

@APEX_FUEGO

7 жыл бұрын

Ares5933 There can only be 1 Clice Tortshwar

Clive.....#NeverForget

They have GOT to play this again!

Thanks for all the hard work you guys put into these videos for us :]

No part 2?????

1000 Chickens VS. 1000 Penguins!

I haven't laughed this hard at an AH video in a long time. The Clive tortshwar bit had me in tears.

thats how i always imagined storming normandy, too much chaos to process or function or move, very akin to being slammed at like 5 frames per second. very haunting to say the least o0

WHEN'S PART TWO COMING!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO

do you ever have to restart bc you didn't truly _appreciate_ that song enough

"Save the cheerleader, save the world" Fuck yes. I love you Gavin. I need to rewatch Heroes now. Bless you Gav

I love Gavin's concern for Clive at the end of the video. xD

Aye Aye if you haven't watched Big Foot yet leave this and watch, its Great

@drboomboomboom1455

7 жыл бұрын

Ahmaad Jasmin already did and million dollars but so I'm good

@canadianmoth

7 жыл бұрын

Ahmaad Jasmin couldn't stand the accents

@blitzd8968

7 жыл бұрын

you missed the joke.

@canadianmoth

7 жыл бұрын

Blitz Gaming no no i got the joke it just wasn't funny

@cindyskullz

7 жыл бұрын

Dr boom boom boom same

What will win? Gavins nose or Michaels baby? (probably iris , she's already smarter than him)

Wow just realized this! But I am re-watching this Play Pals exactly 1 year later from its release! It's May 30th 2018 for me today!

"When do you think the frames will come back?" Best quote of the video