"Does this hurt you, Ellis?" *EARTH-SHATTERING THUD AS SWORD RIPS THROUGH ELLIS'S FLESH AND RIBS AND RUPTURES AN ARTERY* _ellis gets up_ "Surprisingly, yes."

@andytan2960

Жыл бұрын

IT'S ONLY THE FIRST FEW SECONDS AND SOMETHING INCOMPETENT HAPPENS!!!!!!!

@openthinker6562

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp: 0:07

@blocker476

Жыл бұрын

and that dealt about the same amount of damage as a magic bolt

@Why-Do-You-Care.

Жыл бұрын

"Tis but a scratch"

@eMpTy12189

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Jake backstabbing Ellis and Ellis planting an arrow in jake's face accurately sums up their relationship

@boomaroom6254

Жыл бұрын

Use commas

@boomaroom6254

Жыл бұрын

@Crack dealer perfect

Ellis "I absolutely hate Soul games normally" instantly dies apparently Elden ring does not like his attitude towards every other Dark Souls game

@KatrinaMommagen

Жыл бұрын

Archer: you hate souls games normally shoots Ellis in side he dies instantly

@steelbear2063

Жыл бұрын

They are overrated

@AnriTheAutism

Жыл бұрын

Ancestral followers can and will fucking snipe you

@danieljames1868

Жыл бұрын

"Heard you talkin' shit"

@liamzakhaev

Жыл бұрын

@@steelbear2063 so is wh40k

Archer 1: “You see that one there?” Archer 2: “The one talking about how he hates souls games?” Archer 3:“Yeah, fuck’em”

@dzbanek4971

Жыл бұрын

Let's mug'em!

@axelkrieger138

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I got the broken bottle ready

@DeadSpaceWing

Жыл бұрын

My broken pool cue thirsts for blood.

@GX_Ethernal

7 ай бұрын

@@dzbanek4971a man with distinguished taste

3:52 Alex actually saved Jake's life by backstabbing him. The runebear's attack would have ended him, and the invincibility frames of the backstab made the hit not connect. Would have actually seen that as a pro move, if I didn't know any better and was a newcomer to this channel🤣

@VivelaSlime

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing too until I realized that *dodging* would’ve been a pro move.

@dustinthornburg8545

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, right

@yobogoya4367

Жыл бұрын

@@VivelaSlime dodging would have been a normal move for anyone else, a pro move for Jake. Letting Jake die would have been a normal move for Alex.

@MiggyDLeon

Жыл бұрын

When you try to kill your teammate but save them instead: am I the villain, or the hero?

Ellis getting smote by the Gods at 5:37 for dissing Souls games was just amazing

@Dt-2030

Жыл бұрын

that's us Dark souls Veterans punishing him for engaging us hehehehehehehehehehe

@this_is_Muffin

10 ай бұрын

CEASUS THY MAIDENLESS BEHAVIOR, HOLLOW!

So Jonk is proving to be far deadlier to his allies than anything else. He's implanted his sword in Ellis's kindney and killed Alex twice.

@firu8820

Жыл бұрын

I mean it's not really something new to be honest

@dustin202

Жыл бұрын

I mean, someone had to be the Cath while she wasn’t around.

@waywardphoenix3188

Жыл бұрын

I mean to be honest they have it coming most of the time

5:37 Ellis: I absolutely hate souls games, normally. Ballista: *And I took that personally.*

@Hjard

Жыл бұрын

Oh that was just a regular guy with a bow. Ballista would have exploded him and probably everyone else in the vicinity. Just Souls / Monster Hunter things.

@Daydream_Soul

Жыл бұрын

​@@Hjard Yeah, when I first got hit by that I thought "Ah, they got Ballistas down here." Next thing I know I find out it was just a simple guy with a bow XD

Ellis:I absolutely hate souls games normally... Gods of the game:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! *Fires a huge arrow*

0:37 To be fair, Jake didn't realize that the creature was dead so he attacked it again, his attack passing right through the corpse and killing Alex. That's not on Jake, that's on Alex for walking there knowing full well Jake was still attacking

You know, those friendly backstabs could actually help out during the bosses. Here's why: Both players are invulnerable during the animation, and if the backstabber uses a weak weapon against their teammate, it'll do less damage than the boss' attack. (Spoilers below) Take the optional boss Malenia for example, her windfall attack (I think that's what it's called, I can't remember) is fast and does a lot of damage as a result. If a player is backstabbed during the attack...You see where I'm going with this?

@WhiteRose52321

Жыл бұрын

The attack is called waterfowl dance. It’s one of the hardest attacks to dodge in the ENTIRE game

@rover_libra

Жыл бұрын

@@WhiteRose52321 thank you. I always hear windfall when someone talks about her

@benjackson7690

Жыл бұрын

I don't believe this would work how you think it does due to the fact that her moves are somewhat broken in multiplayer. In order to compensate for lag during multiplayer sessions, status effects still go through if the invincibility frames start too close to when the attack lands, meaning even though she wouldn't do damage, she would probably still heal a bunch of her health

@rover_libra

Жыл бұрын

@@benjackson7690 that is a fair point. I forgot that she could heal even if she doesn't actually damage you. So I guess the only advantage would be that both players wouldn't be killed by the attack.

@beatzdyer

Жыл бұрын

Especially if you use a longer animation like your bare fist.

TL;DW: Super Cut of Jonk killing his teammates (mostly Alex) in Elden Ring. Also the stream I found out I'm probably one of the longest current KZread members of WPE at 2 years, 2 months, and change.

5:37 the gods of the Souls games heard you Ellis

Jake takes backstabbing to the extreme!!

I always said to myself that if the group did a multiplayer soulsbourne game, it would be Jake laughing his ass off while everyone else lost their minds. This did not disappoint

@zirilan3398

Жыл бұрын

Doesn`t that sum up everything they do?

0:07 Killed me so hard had me wheezing like a fuckin demon, this is why I love this channel so much

"Does this hurt you Eliis?" *Proceeds to mutilate his organs with a longsword*

Ellis: “I absolutely hate souls games normally…” Random arrow/spear thing: [Kills Ellis] Souls games guaranteed, absolutely getting bodied out of nowhere

@thesnep4757

Жыл бұрын

It's the pros being like: You're talking a lot of shit for someone in shooting distance

@CRUSH40RULES

Жыл бұрын

It was like a Souls fan was like ‘You take those words back right NOW!’

"I hate Dark Souls games normally" *Cuts to Miyazaki practising his best Gough impression

Currently having not a very good time with some strong sickness, this is just what I needed to brighten my day.

7:10 Jake: [Gets hit by a 6 feet long arrow in the head] Alex: [Gets hit by a 6 feet long arrow in the crotch] Tiny pp and brain jokes incoming

@sureindubitably3771

Жыл бұрын

it makes sense if inch not feet though 🤣🤣

That arrow ellis took was so funny, i'm still laughing 5 minutes after

I just absolutely love the idea of these four being able to give each other mortal wounds and shrugging it off like nothing 😂 Case in point: 0:07

I can imagine net code being a nightmare for Dragon’s Dogma, but seeing Elden Ring multiplayer reminded me of how amazing that game could have been with true multiplayer.

Ellis: "I absolutely hate souls games normally." Elden Ring: "Your crimes are punishable. BY DEATH!"

Always enjoyed your content.

"I usually hate souls games normally" gets f*cking lanced in the face, the admins were watching the stream LMAO

@4:22 The universe to me upon waking up every day

8:03 I had just started my Skyrim game when he said that 💀

2:43 "What's up?" Margit, the fell omen : I AM WHATS UP.

I like how Ellis is a samurai. It’s the best choice, and the best guy chose it.

00:01 How come everyone just ignored he was already on the cast animation _before_ Jake asked for an FF lol! That was just impeccable timing: "He asked for it I just complied" sure lol 😂

5:47 full rendition when?

2:30 Looks like the neighbors kid got into the bucket of paint in the garage haha

AT 5:32 how did alex not notice his lucky escape and the ellis get K.O after lol

This was amazing! You guys have got to do even more of this, it's such a good game for you all to play!

you guys popped up in my recommended non stop fun every video love yall

I really hope you guys do a part 2. It’d be super fun to watch you all fight Radahn.

WPE talking about how hard the game is normally makes it even funnier that a third of players never beat the first boss. Gj WPE, this is peak content, I was dying the whole time

Can we take a moment to appreciate the effort put into the editing in this video, nick is going off

i really needed this today thanks ❤️

Thanks my freinds for end endless vids , they have been alway cheering me up. I love channels like yours , their lovely to watch, Have a good day guys!

Great job editing that rolling bit Nick 👍

4:45 alex straight up sliding killed me

I need more of this! I seriously wanna see them tackle more of this in co op because it is just so hilarious!

When Alex's lancing is so aggressive that he teleports the recipient and their campfire too. 😂

5:37 The game; AND I TAKE THAT *PERSONALLY!* Jake; 8:00 Ralof; Hey, you! You're finally awake! Caught fast traveling from another game? Same as us and that horse thief over there!

"I absolutely hate Souls games normally" *immediately dies.*

Not gonna lie the last bit about waking up in the skyrim intro had me laughing a bit too hard.

More please? This was amazing 😂❤

4:45 the green looking shrek just casually slides into jakes DM's lmao

Please, please, PLEASE play more Elden Ring! This game is amazing and you guys make it 20 times better!!

Alex having a moment of comraderie wanting to tell someone off for calling Gabby a fly….oh right Bee yes.

I found this video absolutely funny! Especially when cath said that elden ring is exceptionally hard on your own. I’m on my third playthrough of the game! It’s a blast once you get the hang of it!

@marystone860

Жыл бұрын

I am too! OH MAN, when you get your first New Game+, it's AWESOME! (F-ING COME HERE, Tree Sentinel!) On mine, I'm at the Haligtree, slowly working my way down so I can fight Malenia for the first time!

I hope this becomes a series I m imagining the panick against some bosses

This is the funniest elden ring video I’ve ever seen😂

"We're talking about elden ring right?" Shrek's slave casually sliding past jonk "yeah totally"

Lmao, love the videos. You guys really need to play ark, if you havent allready and I just havent come across them. I think it would be quite hilarius

"I think that was a quad p to be honest“ might be the funniest thing Ellis has said

This was really funny. Enjoyed it. Want more.

I’m glad you guys are playing the most rage inducing game

I kinda want just a series of these 4 playing Elden Ring fully. I'd LOVE to see them fighting Malenia and Radagon and Radahn and all them XD

@marystone860

Жыл бұрын

YES! I was just thinking about that! I bet people would pay to see Ellis take on Malenia! 🤣 His rage reactions would be GOLD! I can envision Jonk killing Radagon/Elden Beast by pure dumb luck, also in a way that NO ONE will believe him! How funny would it be to watch Cath, happily looting, while the other three are getting destroyed by a Runebear! 🤣Speaking of them, if I was there, I would say to them:' F-ING RUN!' (those guys have DOUBLE the HP that Malkith has!)

I think when Ellis fights Malenia, he'd might invent new swears, LOL! 🤣

Josh killing Alex alot is to funny. Can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think this video is the first one I've ever seen that Jake hasn't had insults shouted at him every other clip xD. I'm also pleasantly surprised that he's NOT bad at a souls game! Also when will there be openings in the precious metals club again? Haven't gotten any updates in a while from the nerd king.

Game really said "fuck you" to Ellis 😂

As much fun as it is to hear them ripping on each other, it's also great hearing them synch up and work together, too.

For anyone wondering there using a mp mod which basically makes it soo the games more of a coop game where you won’t just get kicked out once you die

Ffs, I'm proper fugly laughing!!! 🤣😂🤣

That eating nuts bit reminded me of the time I was at the theater and I just heard this very feint rustling of a bag, then it would stop, then I would hear it again, then it would stop again. After a bit of this rustling I just hear someone shout "Just open the damn bag you twat!" In a very thick Scottish accent. I live in America and just hearing a random Scottish dude yelling at a guy opening a bag of crisps made me lose it. Im just glad the movie hadn't started yet.

This was a really good episode

First 10 seconds and i'm already dying from laughter xD

YOOOOOO I NEVER EXPECTED THIS YOOOOOOOOO OMG PLEASE MORE

@2:10, wait I thought in coop, u can't use sites of grace? Am I doing something wrong when I do it with my friends?

The drop box overlays 😂😂😂

The air shattering burst of laughter when Jonk backstabbed Ellis at the start made my day.

As someone that completed the game by myself as well as the dark souls games, Bloodborne, and sekiro by myself, I will confirm that your chaos makes the game harder in a funny way

FIREBALL, FIREBALL, FIREBALL, IM DEAD 💀🤣🤣

5:27. I love how the sniper basicly said "i hear you talkin shit ellis"

I'm gonna have to watch this stream from the recordings.. Elden Ring is such a good game

0:25 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

The true enemy all along, it was JONK!

We need more of this!!! Also how is this possible?

oh god it’s elden ring

@anxiolf9736

Жыл бұрын

You da first non member btw

@Chaosity_the_artist

Жыл бұрын

neat

"Does this hurt you?" *FINISHER MOVE*

5:38 Ellis - "I absolutely hate souls games normally" Souls Game - Oh really? Well, HERE'S TO YOU!

Elden Ring and the rage of the WPE creators don't mix well

@kayschut9327

Жыл бұрын

Depends on the goal. Clearing the game? Not really no. Content? Absolutely yes.

Well that's the quickest I've ever liked a video

I was so expecting some invaders to come in to even wreck some more havoc but hey a 4 player mod with friendly fire on is more hectic XD

Love the vid Have a nice day/night

5:37 Ellis: "I hate souls games normally." >gets one-shotted by a laser harpoon "And I'm not so amazingly fond of them right *now*, truth be told!"

Nice video, it works!

Hell yeah, now WPE upload time to ignore school

Alex's French Hulk Waiter: "Le Smash!"

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE ELDEN RING WAS RELEASED!!

When I see the cover image for the video I could only say one thing. "At least it wasn't an arrow to the knee!"

Welcome to jake, Jonking it again

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to my brain. Now I'm the PM.

I hope they do more of this at least to the star scourge fight.

5:39 Archer: Say that again I dare you!