Jet Set Radio is definitely one of those games I'd wish Sega would make more of!

I grew up with the N64 Tony Hawk games. I'd usually play them muted and rock my own music on my tape deck.

That chick from Golden Axe does have a nice "back story"

@hosebeefstick

7 жыл бұрын

callmemarc There's a crack in that story, butt all together, it's still pretty tight.

@slyguythreeonetwonine3172

7 жыл бұрын

Damn it was about to comment: 12:18 Dat backstory. But this is top comment. Well done sir.

@EhrisaiaOShannon

6 жыл бұрын

Slyguy threeonetwonine Men. Lmiao. Wow.

@michalander2131

6 жыл бұрын

ba dum tiss

@marakarthegreat

6 жыл бұрын

shes also got nice milk bottles

Dang, you know a game is bad when you can't do baseball.

@zake64

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, That’s a Baseball!

Gotta love the 2am binge of a new gamesack episode.

I recently learned that Symphony of the Night was originally planned for the 32X. I can only imagine what could have been. Also, I forgot about that ear-splitting Marble Madness music. Ugh.

Merry Christmas Fellas! Thanks for the Early gift!

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas!

This topic deserves to be a series :P

These videos are always Quality.

Merry Christmas... from the bottom of my sack LOL

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas!

@freexa

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas to you too Dave! you're funny as hell. I love Game Sack lol. Merry Christmas to you as well, Joe!

The piss poor skit at the end was classic. You guys are like a middle-aged Scott the Woz (or rather he's a zoomer version of you dudes), and I mean that as a compliment. Your videos have gotten me through a lot of long days recently. Much thanks!

Got to play with my sack on Christmas morning now thanks Game Sack!

me: sigh nothing to wa... youtube: new gamesack bitch me: thaaaaaaaaank yeeeeeeeeew! santa: bitch thats your gift.

@sammyyo461

7 жыл бұрын

funny!!

I quit my music career just to watch Game Sack. 😜 Merry Christmas guys. Much love to the Sacks. See you next year. ❤

@shadowaccount

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Short i love you

@MizfitZer0

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Short you don't have a music job

@AmberShort

7 жыл бұрын

Really Adam just because you say? Ok. Then I'm going to say that you don't have a clue.

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas Amber! Hope Santa brings you great things.

@djandreal

7 жыл бұрын

Game Sack? more like you're sacked xD

"Castlevania II: Simon's Quest" for the NES is to my knowledge the first metroidvania in the Castlevania series.

with the exception of the dithered sprites, I happen to like both versions of Castlevania SotN.

@trevgauntletneu_gaming

7 жыл бұрын

jgfjgfify of course, everyone has their preferences.

@DEADPOOL9AND

7 жыл бұрын

Trevgauntlet It looks painful, honestly. Is like the slow motion version of Sotn.

@trevgauntletneu_gaming

7 жыл бұрын

DEADPOOL9AND I know it is, but it feels more complete imo. Don't worry, I like the PSX version too.

That Golden Axe footage was beautiful, great capture, as always!

@CAPCOM784

7 жыл бұрын

Golden Axe is one of my all time favorite arcade games.

You guys always have the best shirts.

@shadowaccount

7 жыл бұрын

garou1911 I always have the best shits

Wow, Dave is really hydrated it appears.

This episode is so like "Boo".

@baalfgames5318

5 жыл бұрын

Boo! Haunted House!

@abbafanatico

4 жыл бұрын

Streets of Rage reference?

Skatin' to "Police Truck". That's priceless, dude. 👍

Getting a new episode on Christmas Eve is a nice present! Thanks guys and Merry Christmas!

Was beyond relieved to see that Jet Grind Radio was the Piss Poor Port as opposed to JSRF.

I love watching Gamesack!

I do baseball! And I would also like to thank you guys for an early Christmas gift. Speaking of which, time to fire up ye 'ol Saturn for some Christmas Nights....

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah Christmas Nights. Good idea!

I had the Saturn import of SOTN as well, and personally i enjoyed it as an extension of the playstation version.. yes the extra loading, slowdowns, and bad graphics overall was a let down, but regardless of these issues, I liked that it was a more complete version of the PS1 version. Had extra items, extra secrets, and the extra areas.. some of these extra items and areas are present in the PS1 version but required hacking to access as they were incomplete, or removed for whatever reason from the US version (i.e. 2 extra familiars in saturn version, maria boss fight had Maria's theme music (Guardian), etc). Also the trap door and save area that leads to the extra underground garden area is present on the PS1 version if you get in there through hacking/glitching but dead ends with some glitched textures too at the save point, which points to that these levels were suppose to be in the PS1 version but weren't finished in time or cut out and the area's access blocked off. So it's nice to have them in the Saturn version, even if they seem odd or out of place due to the unique enemies and music these areas have.

A Game Sack on Friday?! What is this beautiful sorcery?!

0:50 - Actually, Castlevania II is the first Metroidvania Castlevania game, 10 years before SotN.

Yeah, one last for the old sack this year. It's festivus miracle!

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Next is the feats of strength!

@g1Grangle

7 жыл бұрын

This video was an entertaining airing of grievances on these awful ports. Good episode. Merry Christmas!

Piss Poor Ports for a Sad Sack O' Shit like me . . . thanks for the Christmas present, Game Sack!

Dave be stayin hydrated! My man!

The 3P! Piss Poor Ports. Also Contra 3 was one of my favorites because of how its difficulty setting changes the bosses mechanics.

For the record, “OutRunners” is getting a (most likely) arcade-perfect port for the 3DS “3D Classics” line. Not sure if that's a consolation, but the port of “Thunder Blade” was, so...

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

I wish they'd port to consoles and not portables. I wanna play them on my TV!

@redjed100

7 жыл бұрын

Game Sack Fair enough.

Sega Smash Pack on the Dreamcast. The emulation is completely off. I returned it literally 20 minutes after getting it and trying out Phantasy Star 2.

@marklinstom5145

7 жыл бұрын

The music will make your ears bleed in that game.

@retroboy-fh1ji

6 жыл бұрын

Dorelaxen Sega had to port the games like Sonic Team did with the mega drive sonic games for Sonic Jam on the Sega Saturn. Dreamcast only has 16 mb of ram, and only a 200 mhz CPU, it very obvious that with those specs, the DC can't handle perfect Sega Mega Drive emulation with hardware of 1997/98.

@retroboy-fh1ji

6 жыл бұрын

Dorelaxen and Virtua Cop 2 is only another shitty port with Windows CE (known as the DC performance drop on many games).

the days when arcades existed to showcase what was missing from the home consoles are long gone, but man were they fun! that rush I got when walking into an arcade was the best.

The Master System port of SoR2 was done by TecToy in Brazil and was a direct port of the Game Gear version. It wasn't designed from the ground up like SoR1 was specifically for the Master System by Sega. TecToy has tons of games that are horrible but the master system is still being made there and is the longest production record holder for any console to date.

No need Dave, Jet Set Radio is on the Vita in full cel-shaded glory.

@NickBLeaveIt

7 жыл бұрын

And mobile, I spose.

@yamigekusu

7 жыл бұрын

NickBLeaveIt Wait, it's on the Vita? Thanks for telling me! :D I've been looking for a version of that game to play on the go

Don't piss in my port, or urine for trouble!

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Lolz...

I can't wait for the next game sack episode, because I LOVE watching this kind of stuff!

Master System version of Golden Axe was completely programmed in background layers. Thus the choppiness and no sprite flicker, cause no sprites were used. They did the same with the MS port of Altered Beast.

"Four years later, Konami decided to port this title to the Game Boy Advance ..." surely a simple spoken typo, Contra 3's GBA port was more like 10 years later (as the title screens in this very video show). Great episode, loved the topic! :) A poor port that springs to mind is Hexen for PS1. Really not a recommended means by which to play that game and one of the roughest FPSs on the console, IMO.

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised neither of us caught that. Oops!

@DeathBringer769

7 жыл бұрын

The original GameBoy port came 4 years later while the GBA port was 10 years later. You must have mixed that up when researching/writing the script.

Hey Gamesack! You guys should do an episode on ROM hacks and Create your own type games! Big fan and Happy Holidays!

Yes early Christmas gift! I'm actually working a double right now from 3pm-7am and this is literally the best surprise right now. Thank you Joe and Dave for a great year of videos and I hope you guys keep it up in 2017, after a vacation in which you guys well deserve!

Great vid. Love the passion and attention to detail. I can tell you guys really love games. Glad to see you haven't lost that passion as you've grown older.

Contra 3 on the GBA was 10 years later, not 4 years.

@sammyyo461

7 жыл бұрын

I should write Dave's script for him........

@03bgood

7 жыл бұрын

Nukleon Unless he's talking about the 1998 Game Boy port, which actually came out in 1994.

N64 versions of Toy Story 2 and A Bug's Life are also nerfed compared to Playstation

Back from Christmas and a new Sack to enjoy. Yes!! ;)

thanks for the new episode guys! I loved listening to you complain for half an hour. I hope you have a merry holiday! and I also hope the guy who does ups isn't getting his ass kicked from holidays. :)

Added one minute ago! Can't believe I'm late 😭 Merry Christmas!

The Master System version of Streets of Rage II *looks* like it might of meant to be for the Game Gear.

@rodmunch69

5 жыл бұрын

More like the Atari 5200.

I love the cheesey skits at the end! Merry Christmas, guys.

Thank you for all the high quality, entertaining content.

US Gold were the bane of my existence as a Amiga owner back in the day. so many bad ports

17:31 It's not a car horn, it's Soldier screaming while holding his shovel in Meet the Soldier.

Streets of Rage 2 on the Genesis: it's like boo! on the Master System: it's like poo?

dreamcast version of tony hawk is best version

@findantu

3 жыл бұрын

best framerate

@TurboNutterBastard

3 жыл бұрын

It may be the best version of the game but it's still just a sloppy port of the PlayStation game, locked at 30fps.

Merry Christmas, Joe & Dave!

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas guys! Thanks for the great content over the year. It's amongst the best on KZread. Have a safe and happy Christmas

Man Golden Axe's BGM sent me back to my middle school good ol' days. :)

Next episode ought to be: Piss Easy Games!

I'll play Devil's Advocate and say I actually prefer the Saturn version of SotN. Why? Well, I'm getting kinda musty in the ol' attic upstairs, so the game slowing down to a crawl makes it A TON easier for me to react to what's going on. :p

Great way to start my morning with coffee before work. Thanks

Lmao I love these guys, you seriously deserve more subscribers

Dear Game Sack, Have a merry Christmas, a happy chanukah, a crazy Kwanzaa, a tip top Tet and solemn and dignified Ramadan.

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

Same to you and a Very Happy Festivus!

@sdgdhpmbp

7 жыл бұрын

Stringer Bell It's not Ramadan, dude. Moon calendar or something, don't lose sleep over it.

@SpergerKing

7 жыл бұрын

Feats of strength! Feats of Strength!

I enjoyed Tony Hawk 64 despite missing FMVs. Back then, the only difference I knew about between PS1 and N64 was blood. The really annoying part about THPS N64 was having no memory ca- I mean, pak. So unless you could beat everything in one go, you were stuck at the beginning.

@BLY99

7 жыл бұрын

The PS1 had a memory card.......

@Lordgenome76

7 жыл бұрын

True, but with some N64 games you could save to the cart. So when we got a game that needed the memory card, it was a surprise rather than the expected norm. I guess the problem wasn't really the game itself lol.

@UltimaKeyMaster

7 жыл бұрын

Me and Hybrid Heaven in a nutshell. By the time I was old enough to look for used Controller Paks online, my cart started freezing up on test runs very early in the game, so what's the point? Also, I was excited to finally own Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon and...I need a Pak for that too. COME ON MAN.

Thanks for bringing me joy. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

I'm a new fan and, good job, you hooked me. I just went through the whole Game Sack playlist from oldest to newest in order. Of course, I have seen all these episodes before separately but I decided to just go through them in order so I could see them again. Now what am I suppose to do? I guess I'll just go through them again but honestly you guys could never make new episodes fast enough for me.

who the fuck gives game sack a thumbs down? why even?

@mariostein9105

6 жыл бұрын

I do, because Out Run for Sega Mega Drive is cool!

if you are reading this comment I wish you merry christmas and happy new year. 😃

@tetrisdave

7 жыл бұрын

I am reading this comment and Thank You! A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well.

What's more happy to see Gamesack video on merry xmas day!

a new gamesack for Christmas! thanks guys. Merry Christams

Silent Hill HD Collection. Oh wait...

@thepickles8833

7 жыл бұрын

no no.... that's fair. It's basically the Exodus the Destroyer of piss poor ports. Game over.

@valletas

4 жыл бұрын

@singularon1 i mean one of then said that thps5 isn't bad I really like their channel because of the game commentary on games and ports few people care about buy they really suck at reviewing

Oh, you want piss poor ports? Try Re-Volt on Playstation.

Merry Christmas guys, thanks for the early upload! Enjoy the holidays with your families!

15:30 - "4 years later"? You mean 10 years later! Also, agreed on the "car-horn" part regarding the music!

"I'll tell you what I think of it... it's piss poor!" also that was a fairly weak stream Dave, I'm concerned. Might have to get a checkup for that, just in case.

What's funny is the N64 version of THPS2 has way bigger multiplayer levels, like the size of the single player levels, whereas the ps1 version had heavily shortened levels multiplayer wise.

@rodmunch69

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you play it on either system when the vastly superior Dreamcast version is available?

@heyhonpuds

5 жыл бұрын

Because control pad

Finally someone says something about It's Like Boo!

I loved the overhead stages in Contra III as well Dave.

If you want to play Jet Grind/Set Radio on the go then just play the Vita version.

@retroboy-fh1ji

7 жыл бұрын

A Blob or the original dreamcast version :)

@ABlob

7 жыл бұрын

Matias Carp16 You can take the Dreamcast on the go? Emulators don't count. .3.

@retroboy-fh1ji

7 жыл бұрын

A Blob yes i will be buy a dreamcast. For me is the best console of all time. Emulators sucks just is not the same experience like you are playing on real console.

@retroboy-fh1ji

7 жыл бұрын

A Blob sorry for mi bad english i'm argentinian

@ABlob

7 жыл бұрын

Matias Carp16 Yeah, but I mean playing it on the go. Having Jet Set Radio on a handheld. Playing it in the car and stuff. The PlayStation Vita has a port of Jet Set Radio so... the Vita port easily beats the GBA port.

the most disappointment i had with a port is sega touring cars on the Sega Saturn, after Daytona, Sega rally and Manx TT i wasnt expecting anything else but more of the same of sega's classic arcade action..... oh what a let down! Apart from what's wrong with the port, i have to ask, why didn't they get the actually nuts and bolts of the game working properly before they added all the Easter eggs? so many of them but on a game that's not really worth playing! I don't get the logic behind it!

When diagonal textures are rotated diagonally or 45 deg, that takes the most cpu (on software) to push pixels and reduces frames, that gives that wavey feeling if it's not up to the task

What a great christmas gift! Gamesack in the morning makes me smiling :)

Streets of rage is the best beat em up and that is a fact

@rockman369

7 жыл бұрын

Streets of rage 2*

Gotta go with SEGA Smashpack vol. 1 on the Dreamcast.... you'd think emulating Genesis games on a Dreamcast would be a nobrainer? I still cannot fathom how they messed up the sound, practically ruined Yuzo Koshiro's great soundtrack in Streets of Rage II. :(

Update: There is now a fan made update/patch for the Saturn Symphony of the Night that restores transparencies, fixes the aspect ratio issues, and dramatically improves the performance. It even uses the 4mb memory expansion cartridge to remove almost all of the loading. It's amazing what people have been able to do.

@Vectormantudeoz

11 ай бұрын

Yes

I can hear Gordon Freeman's crowbar hitting metal in the Tony Hawks scenes!

When I think abt Piss Poor Ports, I think abt Sonic Genesis on GBA, PS1 port of Duke Nukem 3D and ... ehem, Bayonetta on PS3. Good job on this episode and happy X'mas!

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

I haven't tried Sonic 1 on the GBA yet. Now you've got me curious!

@King_K_Rool_

7 жыл бұрын

dont go there... srsly... Merry Christmas btw guys :)

@jusko2565

7 жыл бұрын

PS1 Duke 3D is not as bad as Saturn Duke 3D though.

@LegendarySuperMario

7 жыл бұрын

As Yoshi's Island told me in door 3 of 6-8... RUN, RUN AWAY!

@TheRetroScene

7 жыл бұрын

Justin Nielsen lol I got the Saturn one and I try to sell it on eBay 3 times with a buy now of 4 pound n still couldn't sell it lol

My recommendation, PLAY TONY HAWK PRO SKATER ON DREAMCAST the PlayStation & N64 ports both suck.

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

That was the second game. The first game wasn't on the DC was it??

@def-c_616

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was.

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

PATRiCKFBi MetalHead Yeah looks like it was. I never paid much attention as I considered it a sports game.

@ThemeParkDaze

7 жыл бұрын

they were both on the dreamcast.

@mistamontiel00

7 жыл бұрын

Yup THPS1 got the Dreamcast touches same chit regional nonsense , PAL version gets all the tunes lol

Merry Christmas guys,I enjoy all your vids,thanks!

Merry Xmas and all the best to the Game Sack team!

the Saturn version was handled by KCEN, while the PSX version was handled by KCET. KCET was the much more experienced team. Still despite the ugly graphics, I prefer the Saturn version. So much more to explore.

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

Yes I mentioned that.

@davebladegun3009

7 жыл бұрын

bvzxa3 Incorrect. The Saturn version of SotN was actually programmed singlehandedly by my dad. Other games programmed by my dad include, but are not limited to: Battle Monsters - Saturn Shadow Blasters - Genesis Ultraman - Super NES Super Bunghole - Jaguar Mr. Mario Man - PS4 Computer Jones - PC

@superroboted

7 жыл бұрын

Dave Bladegun it's possible lol!!

Wheeeeelllllll Shit. I was about to go to bed. Guess I'll sleep later.

@4starcommander

7 жыл бұрын

ryan young lol same

Don't forget to add the VS capcom games on the PSone, like xmen vs street fighter and marvel vs capcom. As a piss poor ports it lack frames from the arcade and most importantly the tag feature. The Sega Saturn ports were far superior. Idk why these Psone ports were ever released, when they're not even close to the arcade.

Definitely agree on Symphony of the Night. Something interesting you guys may not have known: There was a later PSP version of the game as well (tucked away as a secret in The Dracula X Chronicles) that maintains not only the good looks of the Playstation version, but also improves the game (no more slowdowns!), adds some of the Saturn version's content (such as the ability to play as Maria), and then throws in a better translation and dub on top of that (though you can also play the Japanese voices with the translation). It also bases it off the Japanese versions, so the "extra" familiars that weren't in the US PS1 version are now in there. In fact, the only thing missing are those Saturn-only exclusive areas...

15:34 "Four years later..." should be "Ten years later..."

Dave peed on your rug dude!

@GameSack

7 жыл бұрын

I can still smell his essence.

Oh boy, I can talk for hours about this topic, but I will only mention a couple ones... -The PSP port of Crazy Taxi 1&2 -The 2010 port of Sonic Adventure (on any console) -The GBA port of Golden Axe -The Game Cube port of Crash Bandicoot The Wrath of Cortex -The N64 port of Spider-Man -The Dreamcast port of Disney's Donald Duck Going Quakers -And of course the obvius example... Sonic Genesis on the GBA

Here are some more examples I've experienced: Max Payne on the PS2, Rayman 2: The Great Escape on the PS1, Any of the Brothers in Arms games on the PS2, Dead Rising: Chop 'Til You Drop on the Wii, Bayonetta on the PS3, The Orange Box on the PS3, Clayfighter on the Sega Genesis, Sniper Elite V2 on the Wii U, and Resident Evil 4 on the PC.

Starcraft 64 could be argued as a "shitty port" - although they did wonders in making a true RTS game playable on console, the massive amounts of compression on cutscenes, more repetitive dialogue from units, and generally just bad sound and video quality/resolution overall make it the vastly inferior way to play the game, even if you ignore controls.

@jakobholgersson4400

7 жыл бұрын

Not really a mad idea. All of the OG Command & Conquer games came out on the PSOne and a few made their way to the Saturn. Command & Conquer had polygon based graphics at a time when that was rare even on the PC. To my knowledge, the N64 port of Starcraft was really well received at the time.

@JazGalaxy

7 жыл бұрын

The Playstation also go an awful port of Diablo. Blizzard was really trying to take their PC success and translate it to consoles where the real money was. It wasn't until WOW that Blizzard started making the real money they deserve. The PC user base just wasn't big enough at the time.

@pitongus

7 жыл бұрын

Sato I would argue that Starcraft 64 is an amazing port given that they got it to work very well with the limitations they had.

@Redfoxe

7 жыл бұрын

I love the Ps1 port of Diablo, Becuase they dubbed it to Swedish over here. Sound so insanely corny!

@theSato

7 жыл бұрын

J.P. Czerniak It's like other ports mentioned in this video. Sure, there may be some impressive achievement to it, but it doesn't change that it is objectively, by far, the worst version of the game.