Pilgrim (2019) KILL COUNT
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NOTE: Lotta puking, including self-induced vomiting, in this video. You've been warned!
ALSO: I didn't realize the gospel song was a real song - "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker. Sorry for calling it "weird", I just meant weird in the scene given the circumstances!
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@air03man
3 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving james now let's get to the kills
@jamesiz4395
3 жыл бұрын
You eating turkey today? Well good cause I have something better. Hi I’m a new Content Creator on KZread and I’ve been consistently uploading to KZread for months now. So if you’re interested in gaming and funny commentary videos checkout my latest video below, have a beautiful day today and stay positive ❤️❣️💞💜 kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKZ_z7GxibO2YM4.html
@justinmckay6309
3 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving
@godzvnm7315
3 жыл бұрын
Hey dead meat at some point you should consider doing lights out on the kill count its a good movie and i think you would enjoy covering it on the kill count for some of the things that happen in it.
@raythefangirl1339
3 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving James and Chelse (sorry if I spelled her name wrong iam not good at selling sometimes)
Fun Fact: James will find any other movie so he will never cover Thankskilling 3 2021: Well then, the wait is officially over
@ALEJANDRO-ir9ei
3 жыл бұрын
It’s so bad it missed its sequel
@Thegamergabe4.0
3 жыл бұрын
Took the words out of my mouth
@RicardoSantos-tk4qp
3 жыл бұрын
One day he will have no choice but to cover it though.
@tonypeppermint5329
3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@jimmybrown4205
3 жыл бұрын
But he didn't say he was ever covering it. Quite the opposite in fact. Last year he said it's not happening, so you shouldn't expect it.
Gotta love how "Based on a true story" usually refers to the murders but nope, apparently here Pilgrim reenactors exist and they might stay overnight in your home without breaking character
@emmagrace8938
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, that’s arguably the weirder thing here
@MaxiLuca
3 жыл бұрын
Yes... but to me that’s the weirder part.
@ajunionizeslosangeles7998
3 жыл бұрын
That's arguably pretty terrifying lol😳😳
@deansanton6549
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a one South Park episode (even they weren't pilgrims). Never break character 😂
@FoxValley123
3 жыл бұрын
I would be terrified honestly.......
Can we just Appreciate How many horror movie outfits this Man has?
@maddisonnotrae7568
3 жыл бұрын
yes.
@iwakeupandboomimarat
3 жыл бұрын
and the amount of props he has as well!! the only vid where ive seen him pass up on the opportunity for a prop is the mask from valentine
@queenfall1880
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@OobleyGoobley_
3 жыл бұрын
The spooky drip
@SIM-tm8eo
3 жыл бұрын
I thought i was the only person who noticed that 👁️👁️
"i thought it was pronounced nikolaj" ayyy is that a Brooklyn 99 reference.
@enbygremlin8821
3 жыл бұрын
Kneee collage
@ernestsanchez6712
3 жыл бұрын
ayyyyyy
@erebus6453
3 жыл бұрын
@@ernestsanchez6712 noicee
@erebus6453
3 жыл бұрын
@@enbygremlin8821 lmao
@MFGThegeeza
3 жыл бұрын
It’s Nikolaj
I’m beginning to think James is paying people to make thanksgiving horror movies so he doesn’t have to cover thankskilling 3
@iamilibitirenbetter3266
3 жыл бұрын
When did he cover Thankskilling 2?
@hazama0634
3 жыл бұрын
@@iamilibitirenbetter3266 ... I hope you’re joking, but in case you’re not there is no thankskilling 2, that’s basically the main joke in the title.
@NightLight9595
3 жыл бұрын
the only Thanksgiving movie I can recommend is called "Kristy" it isn't about the holiday but it does take place during Thanksgiving break
@zero_s
3 жыл бұрын
@@hazama0634 I'm actually wondering how people don't know that when James explained it before
@valorantsweats3530
3 жыл бұрын
@JAIDEN PUE chill
You can’t avoid ThanksKilling 3 forever, James.
@theonefriendwhoisntorigina8964
3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@b6yce
3 жыл бұрын
he will find a way
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
3 жыл бұрын
Life uhhh... Found it's way
@declansullivan7810
3 жыл бұрын
He’ll find a way
@quickman2663
3 жыл бұрын
I will come for you James! Gobble, gobble, mofo! -Turkie the turkey, 2020
"Traded out your stocks for pillories" is subtly HILARIOUS! Bravo!
@DeadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! Was really proud of that one
@goeasyonme3087
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat Hi!
@MrSuperGeekster
3 жыл бұрын
I hate to ask but I don't get it? I'm mega tired hahah I bet I'll kick myself
@tmaxgo6696
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSuperGeekster I think it’s a joke on stock trading. Like the stock market
@DwarfyDoodad
3 жыл бұрын
@@tmaxgo6696 Stocks were another form of public punishment. While pillories imprisoned the head and hands, and left the rest of the body exposed, Stocks imprisoned your feet. It's also a joke on Stock trading
Literally Cody was the only reasonable character in that movie
@jules6735
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I wouldn't trust those pilgrims either
@jules6735
3 жыл бұрын
@Gold Rose I hear you! I agreed with the other gossiping rich ladies who didn't like the idea of it 😅 Plus, if they took away my technology and source of light I would more or less go crazy (I'm a music and book junkie)
@KillerQueen-gx4vb
3 жыл бұрын
She was insufferable
@ReiAnikaAyanami
3 жыл бұрын
@@KillerQueen-gx4vb no
@grimes558
2 жыл бұрын
@@ReiAnikaAyanami no they are totally right she sucked
Did anyone else get the feeling that the guy pilgrim was maybe kinda grooming the kid so he would join their weird cult after the rest of the family was killed?
@opalsummers5793
3 жыл бұрын
:O
@anonymous92388
3 жыл бұрын
omg yes
@cocoshanell715
3 жыл бұрын
and he talked about early on in the movie how he had a family once but lost them, maybe what he was trying to do with Tate is what actually happened to him
@spacekid9580
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lucyfoster8555
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
I can't believe "BUSINESS" is one year old
@DeadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! First appeared in last year's Thanksgiving episode, Home Sweet Home!
@yemustbebornagain2049
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat wow James replied to me! Feels good to be a patron!
@johndeacon5921
3 жыл бұрын
ok
@bgydhdhdhd3504
3 жыл бұрын
Your the best dead meat
@emperrjrdn8552
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat hey James I went through two phones while watching you I’ve been watching for 2 years thank u for good memories
Katherine: sometimes life just suck y'know Patience: **holy music stops**
Can we give credit to Patience and her dedication as an actress even in universe (considering that I imagine her and Ethan are just REALLY dedicated re-enactors) when she got an ice-pick through her head that it didn't stop her or cause her to break character. She was great in this movie.
Im not sure which hit harder. The drowning pool joke or the thumbs up the son gives his mom after she killed patience.
@DeadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
That thumbs up kills me haha
@Doe_Miki_yo.
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat I can agree
@ilikeweirdnojumpscarehorro8701
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheFriendshipTunnel
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@britishwatermelon680
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat lmao
youtube used to literally recommend every video this channel made and it randomly stopped doing it and i've missed the last 4 videos
@vindiesel1869
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@dabbingmnm8074
3 жыл бұрын
Sad
@arizonaanalog389
3 жыл бұрын
Dude same wtf
@TheAngryMoth104
3 жыл бұрын
Subscribe then to not miss any
@rockinHurley777
3 жыл бұрын
KZread sucks
James when he realizes that he has done every thanksgiving horror movie than Thankskilling 3: “Fuck....”
I still can't get over how Patience too a WHOLE ice pick to the head and just walks around like nothing!
@thinefaithfulcrusader2829
Жыл бұрын
She built different
@themilkman6969
Жыл бұрын
mf got leon trotsky’d
"Did..Did we just murder as a family?" Yes ignore common law, you did murder as a family. Very wholesome!
@user-re3qu9dc8b
3 жыл бұрын
Is that not self defense to kill one person from a large group of murderers living in your house
@StoneBuzzard
3 жыл бұрын
"Did we just murder...as a family"
@justacursedimagewithintern7235
3 жыл бұрын
Did we just murder -as- a family?
@calebbaving953
3 жыл бұрын
@@justacursedimagewithintern7235 LMAO. Did we just murder a family as a family?
@yoylejuice
2 жыл бұрын
hooray! family bonding 🎉
The pilgrim's in a nutshell: "I hate appreciation" "Ok" *"Kills"*
@izaiah858
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like krampus
@TheAnthonyG.
3 жыл бұрын
The Pilgrim's in a nutshell: Family: "I don't appreciate anything in my life..." Pilgrim's: "So you have chosen death."
@alexandratwoface6422
3 жыл бұрын
O
@lilmactop6798
3 жыл бұрын
The little boy was in Brooklyn 99
@RC.-
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a historical movie about pilgrims murdering natives-
"The dinner table's for dinner, not BUSINESS!" James A Janisse, 2020
@animeandgaming9247
3 жыл бұрын
Sepasepasepa
@Kevin_Theadore1
3 жыл бұрын
Sepassepasepa
@jasonjuneau
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin_Theadore1 Dafuq?
@samisnotmyname8865
2 жыл бұрын
Also I'm sure that's a persona 5 reference with the little edit he did. I really like it
@BlackdragonTheShadow
2 жыл бұрын
Aye it’s basically a copy of the All Out attack finisher screen for Persona 5
The blood is from the skin wearing away on the palms of her hands - she’s obsessively churning in a penance paying manner😁
James would literally rather make his own movie and review it rather than cover Thankskilling 3
@Jerrremy
3 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is exactly how i feel about that statement
@shisexee
3 жыл бұрын
@Law Dorherty is everything at home ok?
The song playing during the dinner scene is a gospel song called "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker.
@eboniedreamz1371
3 жыл бұрын
Yep it honestly surprised me
@tremaineesser9940
3 жыл бұрын
IKR! We used to sing it all the time on the praise and worship team at church. I was shocked that Hezekiah would allow that song in a horror flick. I guess he likes horror movies also! 🤣
@ryandags7453
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Sadik90tom
3 жыл бұрын
And the one from the vomit scene? XD
@kylebenjamin358
3 жыл бұрын
Idk why he gave them permission to use that song🤦🏿♂️
The gospel music in the background just tied the knot in the dinner scene, truly a great thanks giving movie!
Omg it is so weird hearing the Christian song Grateful in this horror movie after growing up listening to the song in Church 💀💀💀, I praise danced and everything to that song
@ebonih7138
3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this because SAME.
@sKketchygal
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh saaaaaaaame
@staticdoggoe34rd
3 жыл бұрын
Ik
@queenrayray3
3 жыл бұрын
Thank god I wasn’t the only one who has to replay it multiple times to make sure it was the same song
@Hyperion4K
3 жыл бұрын
same
Sometimes I think James doesn't really need sponsors and just prefers talking about shaving balls.
@axelnilsson5124
3 жыл бұрын
He’s like Brian’s soundboard
@AshbeeGaming
3 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite James conspiracy
@tophatstudios8183
3 жыл бұрын
Is he a rob zombie guy
@Prince_Phaedru
3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't take every opportunity to talk about them smooth boys?
I allways love the little cuts he makes on the videos like “Tate likes eating glue” “That is a decent argument” “I haven’t eaten glue since I was little “Haha overruled” It’s just funny and makes me laugh
@wesfooty3825
3 жыл бұрын
:8
@_Ch1llz
3 жыл бұрын
6:13 I was looking for it and I found it
@thisisafalseaccount105
3 жыл бұрын
@@_Ch1llz thanks
Pilgrim: gets an ice pick to the head: *im fine* Me after I stub my toe: *dies*
@thenexus8384
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna know how she didn't die from that
18:05 i love how tate was just like "👁👄👁👍"
James: *goes through another thanksgiving movie* Thankskilling 3: “I am inevitable”
@ScorpionStrike7
3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that!
@douglasfreer
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’ll avoid it by covering a long franchise or bring Christmas early when that happens
@ScorpionStrike7
3 жыл бұрын
@@douglasfreer Like Godzilla?! 😆
@beans8059
3 жыл бұрын
@@ScorpionStrike7 Probably not godzilla because its not really a horror movie
@ScorpionStrike7
3 жыл бұрын
@@beans8059 They did a podcast about the first one a week ago
“Did we just murder as a family?” Yes you did.
@loganrcooke
3 жыл бұрын
True Bonding Time
@kanyeeast5555
3 жыл бұрын
Man I love killing with my family every year
@dcbishop7932
3 жыл бұрын
@@kanyeeast5555 same
That Brooklyn 99 reference to Boyle’s kid was so damn smooth, in a kill count too😫 James I watch for your sneak references
Did not expect James to perform a business-themed all-out attack at 6:28
I reckon Ethan's family was murdered by the other Pilgrims, to teach 'him' a lesson in being thankful for what he had, which traumatised him enough to somehow join the Pilgrims to continue their work
@haseenabadshah5381
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes lmao
@fc43
3 жыл бұрын
Or, it could have been a car crash/accident he caused out of his “ungratefulness”. Seems more realistic that way.
@mythicalthings1796
3 жыл бұрын
@@fc43 Considering it's implied they got there super naturally realism isn't exactly on the table here.
@OrangeAceGaming
3 жыл бұрын
Same here. I thought they were going to convert Tate into this cult as well
@OrangeAceGaming
3 жыл бұрын
@@fc43 That just sounds like a rip-off of John Kramer
James just doesn’t know how he played a big part in my life from 2019 all the way until now he even helped me get through quarantine❤️
@DeadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Well I know now! Hope you're doing well
@ethankeziah377
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah james entertaining
@devin4229
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cooper9063
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cbfitnes
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
"Noooot BUSINESS!" my favorite one of James saying business😂
@r4my657
2 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@brayden87543
2 жыл бұрын
@@r4my657 I don't know how to do a timestamp
I love that "Business!!!" has been such a long running joke in this series.
Every time James says ‘BUSINESS’ an Angel is born
@quoteonquoteclub9711
3 жыл бұрын
And this thanksgiving version probably spawned 5 at once
I hated their parents’ willingness to let these people into their home and it kinda just killed my enjoyment for Pilgrim. I think I’ll give it another shot.
@angelzamora4768
3 жыл бұрын
I hated that they never attempted to call the cops.
@speznaslordtachanka1064
3 жыл бұрын
@KZread Sucks fair enough
@speznaslordtachanka1064
3 жыл бұрын
@KZread Sucks yeah that sucks
@karama5562
3 жыл бұрын
@@speznaslordtachanka1064 at least your elite is cool
@speznaslordtachanka1064
3 жыл бұрын
@@karama5562 Finally some respect on the Lord
"Sometimes life just sucks" *Cue vine boom sound effect* **Pilgrim will remember that**
James: "I think I need to make room for the numbers." [proceeds to 'evacuate' as electronic music abruptly plays] I lost it here. My composure, I mean, not my Jerusalem Cherries.
You’ll run out of Thanksgiving movies to cover eventually, James. Then Thankskilling 3 will be the only one left
@parisgreen4600
3 жыл бұрын
Then he will start an early Christmas marathon :-D
@crusaderamongus
3 жыл бұрын
He will make his own Thanksgiving movie
@brokesmoke101
3 жыл бұрын
@@crusaderamongus honestly, anything would be better than Thankskilling 3
@cheekbonestrenchcoat
3 жыл бұрын
"We're looking at the Addams Family movie that has Thanksgiving in. It's kinda horror and it's set at Thanksgiving. Don't @ me people!"
@ilikeweirdnojumpscarehorro8701
3 жыл бұрын
What about 2 lol its just a joke
James dressed as a pilgrim yelling "we save balls" got me dead 💀💀
@leepicgamername3318
3 жыл бұрын
added to the kill count
@believe_in_milk
3 жыл бұрын
Same
James, I wanted to share a few words of thanks with you. I have been watching terrible movies ritually by hosting a bad movie night once a week since 2005. I assembled a crew, and even keep a list of the films seen to rank them. Due to the death of my best friend, and the betrayal of another, I had almost lost my love for finding the cult classics and ranking them. That was until I found your channel. Thank you for sparking the love for finding the worst of the worst in the horror genre. It means so much to have it back.
Your references are always on point! "His names Tate, but I always thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" - I never would've twigged that it was Charles son from B99 😂
James: shows people dying and being brutally murdered Manscaped: YES
@grammernotzi
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but Manscaped won't brutally murder my balls.
@Tylerprado06
3 жыл бұрын
@@grammernotzi indeed
@Lucas-ns3qe
3 жыл бұрын
@@grammernotzi lol hope not
@Spookcee
3 жыл бұрын
What happens when you don’t use their razors
@crushelnast6657
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
Even so we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Germany I wish everyone a wonderful day with the family.
@user-ni7ui1nk8p
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you kind sir
@emersonmaliszewski7225
3 жыл бұрын
And a happy Thanksgiving to you
@sleepypanda3414
3 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving
@seandully2816
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks man god bless
@teutonictobacco3545
3 жыл бұрын
Danke.
That Drowning Pool joke at 16:47 was remarkable
I swear to god James U make me BROKE every sponsor u have i end up buying with no doubt
I bet that once he runs out of thanksgiving horror movies, he’ll just do a horror movie that isn’t even related to thanksgiving just to avoid thankskilling 3
@niksimmons4448
3 жыл бұрын
He'll do the trailer for Thanksgiving
@galladegamer3579
3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what's gonna happen
@ColossalM
3 жыл бұрын
He'll do the Nightmare Before Christmas
@squidwardgaming1087
3 жыл бұрын
he'll do birdemic
I have no clue why him staring at me and saying “We Save Balls!” killed me for the entire rest of the video, put me on the count alreadu
@wingless7733
3 жыл бұрын
Already*
@somerandomturtle9536
3 жыл бұрын
@@wingless7733 Thank you for your service. Correcting grammar when others won't.
@seanisgone5413
3 жыл бұрын
@@wingless7733 we are grateful for your contribution
@bisbeegreen1554
3 жыл бұрын
@@wingless7733 You should win a Nobel Peace Prize
@jamesiz4395
3 жыл бұрын
You eating turkey today? Well good cause I have something better. Hi I’m a new Content Creator on KZread and I’ve been consistently uploading to KZread for months now. So if you’re interested in gaming and funny commentary videos checkout my latest video below, have a beautiful day today and stay positive ❤️❣️💞💜 kzread.info/dash/bejne/gKZ_z7GxibO2YM4.html
Anyone else getting reccomened this channel, and after one video, you're addicted?
@therival5544
3 жыл бұрын
Yea boi
I just watched this movie and I absolutely loved the “in your face” style. One of my favorite Thanksgiving movies I’ve ever seen! Thanks for showing this to me last year on my bday James! 🙌🏼
That “business” shot killed me.
@gilessaint-loup2426
3 жыл бұрын
The old timey pipe made it work!
@au7923
3 жыл бұрын
BUSINESS
@killianjerrr2176
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it made me feel or why, but I liked it
@UMinecr
3 жыл бұрын
Time for an all out attack!
@extraordinarilyordinarygam6935
3 жыл бұрын
@@UMinecr oh my god your right!
Now that is a costume!! Really pulls the video all together
@danieltuck4167
3 жыл бұрын
James's costume
@csar07.
3 жыл бұрын
I swear, James does so much more than just narrate kill counts. The effort he puts into each one is amazing. In every episode he does so much more on top of even the background info. And he does a podcast thing on top of that. This guy is a crazy multitasker and it’s great the amount of effort he puts in.
@cloudyquakes821
3 жыл бұрын
Wutaii1 Nostalgia Your Like Everywhere man
@baha2716
3 жыл бұрын
James always gets the good costumes on holidays
@cit7287
3 жыл бұрын
Hey aren't you in every sniper wolf comments
I love how some of James's videos are bangers. Every now and then he'll make one that I don't mind watching a million times over. And Pilgrim is definitely one of them.
Pilgrims literally throwing up poison and almost dying in violent ways: The techno music: 💃🕺💃🕺
James: "Family dinner gets really gross" Screen: Shows what is definitely a human rib cage Me: Oh sweet mother of...
@Wiegehtsgut
3 жыл бұрын
DEAR GOD
@who.where13
3 жыл бұрын
I would’ve eaten it. It probably tasted good too.
@Wiegehtsgut
3 жыл бұрын
@@who.where13 wtf
@redhunter1211
3 жыл бұрын
@@who.where13 go back to the Sawyer Family farm
@konstance13
3 жыл бұрын
@@who.where13 2edgy4me
“Cody’s younger half-brother rate though I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj” Ha that made me laugh thanks for that Brooklyn 99 reference. Also the Cobra Kai reference made me laugh too
@kieranhunter1974
3 жыл бұрын
Nikolaj*
@squishy9370
3 жыл бұрын
@@kieranhunter1974 nikolaj actually
@gabrielt.c
3 жыл бұрын
*tate
@krypticmajor9713
3 жыл бұрын
@@squishy9370 no it’s pronounced Nikolaj
@Dylan-if9jr
3 жыл бұрын
It’s nikolaj u melons
Patience: survives getting stabbed to the head. Also Patience: gets killed by getting stabbed to the neck.
15:29 I fr can't believe they play that song. Nahhh uhhh man. I ain't got no words.💀💀💀
Ok so James talking about Balls while dressed as a pilgrim is the greatest thing ever
@cringegod
3 жыл бұрын
yes indeed
@LP-ey7np
3 жыл бұрын
balls
Fun Fact: This isn't Into the Dark's only Thanksgiving episode. Meaning he can avoid covering Thankskilling 3 for ANOTHER year!
@kal8563
3 жыл бұрын
And there will probably be more till the next thanksgiving so he can avoid thankskilling 3 even more
@CT--my4lf
3 жыл бұрын
HECK.
@unwrittenemmy098
2 жыл бұрын
I come from the future with great news…
Ok...i call bullshit. The moment those poiseness plot berries where introduced, I'd ask wtf did you pick them then,...with my little bro.🤔 They be outta my house ASAP! Family saved
It amazes me how James always places a smile on my face in every review. It's like criticizing a stupid (or good) B Movie with your fun uncle.
If this video were to taught me anything, It's that James has a limited amount of Thanksgiving movies left before he's faced with ThanksKilling 3
@gustavowadaslopes2479
3 жыл бұрын
It's all part of his plan for director to release more thanksgiving horror movies
@Lol-jb1ud
3 жыл бұрын
Since many Thanksgiving movies are made each decade he'll probably do a killcount on 1 made a few years after 2020 and going on so he won't make one on thankskilling 3
I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrim - Peter Griffin
@erinmefford8041
3 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving
@hoodieguy3905
3 жыл бұрын
Happy thanksgiving Pilgrims
@pajatime2403
3 жыл бұрын
why do i see you everywhere
@jackscoular3235
3 жыл бұрын
Someone had to say it
@mr.gh0st678
3 жыл бұрын
Peter Griffin go hehehehheheheheheheh
Happy Halloween! I started a binge of the kill count series at the start of the month, and this is the last one I was able to watch before November. I finished it at just past midnight. Thank you so much for this amazing content, I love the commentary on the films, as well as your wonderful jokes for each one. Make sure to be good people you guys!
Manscaped after inventing gory horror flicks: BIG STONKS.
@salamibandit3070
3 жыл бұрын
BUISNESS
I didn't find this channel until September of this year. Let's just say it is now one of my many KZread hyperfixations. Thank you James! You now make me laugh every day when I go to work!
when this video came out it popped up on my recommended page and i was intrigued. in the year since i’ve seen every kill count at least twice and every podcast episode as well. only wish i found your channel sooner james!!
Nobody: ....... *Ethan and patience throwing up blood* Movie director: GET THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SUSAN!
@calvinhuddleston576
3 жыл бұрын
Le Meme God meme I'm still trying to get the sauce on that baller ost, problem is Scott pilgrim stuff clutters any attempt to find it
@calvinhuddleston576
3 жыл бұрын
I found the sauce it's; burst planningtorock
@mabby69
3 жыл бұрын
@@calvinhuddleston576 ilysm omg, i was looking for the song name
did you use Turkish Anthem for that bussiness scene? Because TURKEY!? well I'm from Turkey but I laughed.
@DeadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Was wondering if anyone would catch it - I took the audio file from a Worms game lol
@user-gy9dp8tq7v
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat Noyce
@user-gy9dp8tq7v
3 жыл бұрын
I didnt notice
@Arrall
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat I also caught that and I laughed so hard.
@daggerfly0087
3 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat when are you going to make a business shirt
I actually love his sponsorships and how he does them! It's just so funny and creative and really made me wanna buy the manscape products and I frickin' love them now❤️
Based on the newest Thanksgiving horror movie that came out I feel like there’s some kind of unspoken agreement that Thanksgiving horror movies must include cannibalism/someone being cooked It’s a pattern that I’m not sure if I hate or love
Mom: "Where else would he stay?" Daughter: "Um, a motel comes to mind. We don't know them." Me: I'm starting to like her. 😀
@anonymous92388
3 жыл бұрын
omg same
@noriii
3 жыл бұрын
prolly cus she’s ,, yk ..
@mamanyajessie5511
3 жыл бұрын
@@noriii wdym
@ninacore444
3 жыл бұрын
@@noriii me too I’m curious
@graciewaite3791
3 жыл бұрын
@@noriii what are you- oooooooh... That's really rasict
"I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" We stan a Brooklyn 99 fan.
@cnote4822
3 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@sirduckington5435
3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a comment noticing it
@cdrippy4205
3 жыл бұрын
yess
@tw1sted303
3 жыл бұрын
Yessir!
@sirduckington5435
3 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Messina toight nups
Love how enthusiastically he says "WE SAVE BALLS!"
The Brooklyn nine-nine reference 2:44 made my day
@okays434
2 жыл бұрын
there was two right he called it Turkey day but I might be wrong
Colonial Jigsaw: escapith thy trap, livith thy life
@myeyesbleedblack
3 жыл бұрын
Though shalt have three score and five seconds to escape the enclosed trap for hunting upon your face, before it distends and destroys thy livelyhood.
@HuneeBruh
3 жыл бұрын
Throust does not appreciate thine life.
i'm so glad James tells us in what other killcount movies some of the people are in so i don't have to break my brain thinking about where i know him/her from.
6:31 : is that a persona 5 reference ? Ps: LOVE your show ! Thank you and everyone working with you.
Grateful by Hezekiah Walker is one of my favorite Gospel songs and I never expected to hear it in a horror movie, but it strangely fits well
No one has pointed out that he said “the drowning pool” and then “as the bodies hit the floor” clever clever
@bransonwu9307
3 жыл бұрын
r/whooosh
@SleepEternal
3 жыл бұрын
Ah a man of culture aswell
@sajones4860
3 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Bridger “Bodies” is a song by the band Drowning Pool, and the chorus has the line “let the bodies hit the floor” repeatedly sung.
@lemonvanis9823
3 жыл бұрын
U idiots it's Nikolaj*
This could’ve been prevented by 1.not letting them stay 2.calling the police
@blackpantheress4216
3 жыл бұрын
I believe it only went badly because of the wish the girl made.
@Starlight-by3cf
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@someone0
3 жыл бұрын
Or if james had just covered Thankskilling 3 this year
@LLStark
3 жыл бұрын
I wondered why nobody called the police or something. I didn't care for this movie. Matter of fact i hated it!!!😠😠😠 Ok so i finished it and i guess was hating on it too soon. The end turned out better than i thought it would. I'd say it was an ok horror movie after all.
@LLStark
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackpantheress4216 That's what i got from it too. But wonder what exactly did she wished for? Surly not for her family to be killed.
James puts so much effort into his videos it’s amazing i love everyone with little bits of humour
18:50 ngl, I laughed here for like 2 min straight
15:13 he's the head of the family
@MartyBrawls
3 жыл бұрын
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@isaacrios764
3 жыл бұрын
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@Kevin_Theadore1
3 жыл бұрын
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@aileenmagno1
2 жыл бұрын
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@endless193
2 жыл бұрын
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Thanksgiving Movies James will probably cover before ThanksKilling 3: • Flesh and Blood • Blood Freak • Kristy • ThanXgiving So yeah its gonna be a while...
@hoodieguy3905
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t give him ideas
@tugeye6391
3 жыл бұрын
Only 5 more years
@mrIllusionist1331
3 жыл бұрын
The Last Thanksgiving (2020)
@csar07.
3 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn’t he want the beautiful zombie turkey?
@DeadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Oooooh, thank you!
I would genuinely love to see a film dealing with the fallout of something like this happening. The clean up, the police response, interviews, trials, media circus etc. The police arrive at that house to see those two surrounded by dead bodies, most of which had clearly been murdered, they’re not just gonna take their word for what happened and let them get on with their lives.
@Dartkitten
7 ай бұрын
Yeah you could do it in a cold case way by using flashbacks or more suspencful, not knowing if theyre telling the truth.
Dose anyone else love how his sponsor is Manscapped, and his channel name is dead MEAT
“Pilgrims didn’t have the privilege of looking at infinity cat pictures online” *stop looking at the camera like you know me*
Hope next time James has Manscaped as a sponsor, he picks up a skull and says “This is what happens to ya when you don’t protect your balls.”
@randomnumbers7839
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@randomidiot8848
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@jamesiz4395
3 жыл бұрын
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16:32 it's Grenadine! From my ice cream treats!
Is it me, or did James put a Persona 5 reference at 6:28 with a end screen of an all out attack of himself disguised for thanksgiving and a turkey., and of course, business!!
Why is nobody talking about “BUSINESS” is one year old!!❤️
"I thought it's spelled nicolaj" love this Brooklyn 99 reference
@Zaps99ESP
3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment the same. And I loved that he also referenced Cobra Kai
Squidward: "Just imagine him... in his underwear." James @1:39 Squidward: "Oh no he's hot!!"
I was so hoping he’d make a joke about Tate- I mean Nikolaj
@kaos_likes_art9735
2 жыл бұрын
Its pronounced Nikolaj
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
@isack2009
3 жыл бұрын
You too
@Bandstand
3 жыл бұрын
You two too ^
@tayshaunmaximem.guittap142
3 жыл бұрын
Bandstand same to you!
@jesielcardenales2108
3 жыл бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving and stay safe out there
@Bandstand
3 жыл бұрын
@Shard FloofFox I have a feeling you’re going to be commenting that a lot today. Best of luck to you