"It's not kidnapping, it's suprise adoption" *PHONK PLAYS*

@Bumblebee-ox7qr

5 ай бұрын

THATS _LITERALLY_ PERFECT

@baa769

5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment.

@Fright2024

5 ай бұрын

Makes sense

@ravenblademusic

5 ай бұрын

BAHAHHAHAAA edit: jk but HOLY FKN SHIT WHY TF- I LAUGHED LOL I FKN LAUGHED WHY U LIKIN THIS SHIT BAHAHAHAHA

@alexmaurice4274

5 ай бұрын

Mandalorian vibes

"It's not a war crime if you had fun" *Phonk plays*

@johnmarston8121

7 ай бұрын

--Anakin Skywalker

@GenStallion

7 ай бұрын

It's not one the first time.

@otsdarvafoxxfyre

7 ай бұрын

Warframe in a nutshell. That and Do you have epilepsy? Would you like to?

@nurhaqim7159

7 ай бұрын

Big smile from Yamerica

@dark_fury1595

7 ай бұрын

The nazis had a good reason for war crimes (phone music)

"It is not genocide, it is a high kill streak" *Phonk plays*

@-PokeROMAssist-

7 күн бұрын

Underrated

@mrroblosman6627

7 күн бұрын

*Chara liked that*

@Sturmcalleopard.120

6 күн бұрын

Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin

@Stabbr_alt

6 күн бұрын

​@@mrroblosman6627yes

@Sturmcalleopard.120

6 күн бұрын

@@Shaanveer_Singh i just said that as if those three quoted it

“All jokes are funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, there is no delivery” *PHONK PLAYS*

@LainGomez-ix6kg

16 сағат бұрын

OMG HOW HAS NO ONE RESPONDED TO THIS

@Brent_Jones

16 сағат бұрын

@@LainGomez-ix6kg I don’t fucking know and I don’t fucking care tbh

"Everything before 10 is breakfast" *Phonk starts playing*

@r.ordinary189

7 ай бұрын

This comment is perfect

@Azrael_Rhinco

7 ай бұрын

"The first meal of the Day is always Breakfast"

@doubleutubefan5

7 ай бұрын

So does it count for tomorrow at 10:01?

@Azrael_Rhinco

7 ай бұрын

@@doubleutubefan5 for my definition the day ends at midnight, so if you have your first meal of the day on 11:55pm, then that's breakfast!

@-.In.different.-

7 ай бұрын

@@Azrael_Rhincoyou mean 23:55?

"it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits" PHONK PLAYS

@I.Love.Python

2 ай бұрын

Fu@k nah bro got me crying😭, then dying on the floor💀, then meeting death☠️, then seeing Jesus💀🙏

@henry8701

2 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@user-vn4uf7mp8w

2 ай бұрын

out of all the onesi read i laugh to death on this

@Soldier_Sprout

2 ай бұрын

@@user-vn4uf7mp8wdid you shit today

@YO-BOY_PARKEZZ

2 ай бұрын

Fucking halores im dead 💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀🤣😭😂😩😫💀

“If it’s not tight, it’s not right” *phonk music plays*

@CookieGamer-tq7ym

4 күн бұрын

no no no i hear him again

@fenrir049

4 күн бұрын

​@@CookieGamer-tq7ymHI MY FRIEND, HOW ARE YOU?

@CookieGamer-tq7ym

4 күн бұрын

@@fenrir049 good and you? (do i know you?)

@fenrir049

4 күн бұрын

@@CookieGamer-tq7ym I'm just an ordinary commenter, nothing special.

@CookieGamer-tq7ym

4 күн бұрын

@@fenrir049 ok

"It's only illegal if there's witnesses" *PHONK PLAYS*

@noelrodrigues4851

Күн бұрын

Rdr2 😂😂😂😂😂

"It Isn't homicide if your homie Isn't by your side" *Intense Phonk*

@nigidoujunior4376

5 ай бұрын

XD

@DinkerPlays

5 ай бұрын

@@nigidoujunior4376 XD

@jeweliusnelson6405

5 ай бұрын

I’m dead bro 😂💀

@dildo_destroyer-445

5 ай бұрын

"swiss miss instant piss" Phonk music

@DinkerPlays

5 ай бұрын

@@dildo_destroyer-445 “Phone music “

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter" *Phonk plays*

@user-wc9rl6bo7s

2 ай бұрын

Man I'm dead

@holyelephantmg8838

2 ай бұрын

@@user-wc9rl6bo7sI would ask with laughter or literally, but I think the answer’s both

@mrmeeseeks982

2 ай бұрын

Drawn together huh😂

@seanadamz406

2 ай бұрын

That’s actually fire😂😂

@WideBo1

2 ай бұрын

Very true my friend

“It’s not genocide, It’s population control” *PHONK PLAYS*

@Sahara-jl7kt

4 күн бұрын

Not really funny since what's going on in the world right now

@sora.exe.

3 күн бұрын

@@Sahara-jl7kt womp womp

@Sahara-jl7kt

3 күн бұрын

​@@sora.exe.Corniest shit I've ever heard 😂

@sora.exe.

3 күн бұрын

@@Sahara-jl7kt womp womp

« A war crime isn’t one if not discovered » *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

"Cannibalism solves both overpopulation and world hunger" PHONK PLAYS

@Sole_x_animations

4 ай бұрын

💀

@Toastymandias_

4 ай бұрын

this comment is my entire vibe 27/7 you are amazing.

@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz

4 ай бұрын

​@@Toastymandias_bro do you even know what 27/7 is? First of all that ain't even a real word it's 24/7

@Toastymandias_

4 ай бұрын

@@Dinoisnotabiscuit-ry1uz holy shit, it took me 3 times to read that and reasilze my typo im a fucking idiot i meant to type 24/7, so sorry for the confusion 💀

@risalierisalie6314

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"I am wanted in 38 states for vehicular manslaughter" Phonk plays

@Yemyu_VR

7 ай бұрын

Underrated

@Sev3nLess

7 ай бұрын

Underated

@tealraven6311

7 ай бұрын

and 12 more to go.

@s1016270706

7 ай бұрын

It ain’t underrated alright

@TheOkamiKage

7 ай бұрын

Those Just stop Oil turds prolly deserved it...oops

"i just blew up toilet at 4.20 am" *Super intense phonk*

"Your Honor, she said Bet!" *PHONK BASS DROP PLAYS*

Unironically goes hard as fuck

@L.S-D

7 ай бұрын

Phuck*

@bennetsheckells6741

7 ай бұрын

I mean, fuck _does_ go pretty hard

@el-rey-de-la-droga

7 ай бұрын

But fucking is

@Kiwivr1028

7 ай бұрын

🤨

@el-rey-de-la-droga

7 ай бұрын

Holy shit that was fast

"It's not a hate crime if you loved doing it"

@rockystudiogaming

2 ай бұрын

That's... Understandable sir, have a good day. -Random officer

@Platina_Leaf

2 ай бұрын

Bruh…. What

@mellodramaproductions

2 ай бұрын

OH NO 😂😂😂

@TheSovietUnionEdits

2 ай бұрын

700th like

@__anti402__

2 ай бұрын

I mean, you arent wrong

"Kissing boys is gay but kissing kids is something else" *PHONK PLAYS*

"It aint gay, if its with your homie" *Intense phonk music*

"Remember don't kill yourself because that shit kills you" *Phonk plays*

@nb70783

7 ай бұрын

Had me cracking up XDDD

@wak_as_ho

7 ай бұрын

​@@nb70783😐

@CarterFootBum12

7 ай бұрын

@@wak_as_ho😐 indeed

@FlamOnVr

7 ай бұрын

@@CarterFootBum12😐 I Agree With You Bro

@Lightsaberrrrrrrrrrr

7 ай бұрын

​@@FlamOnVrwhat he do

"I'm gonna shit yourself." *EPIC PHONK BEAT DROPS*

@youtubescam7308

7 ай бұрын

That goes hard

@michellehybakken

7 ай бұрын

​@@youtubescam7308me on the toilet

@AustinAndLucas

7 ай бұрын

​@@scallywagwum2145why is you so mad Lil bro? 💀 Is Daddy not loving you enough?

@michellehybakken

7 ай бұрын

@@scallywagwum2145 what

@dhariamagalig6392

7 ай бұрын

​@@scallywagwum2145bro its art like the video says

"i eat water for every meal of the day." PHONK PLAYS

Japan's ninjas are the worst ninjas because the world knows about them *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

“No bitches?” *INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*

@didistone8482

7 ай бұрын

*Noise

@LifeOnTheGame

7 ай бұрын

@@didistone8482 Art*

@badzylla2072

7 ай бұрын

Best usage of phonk i've ever seen

@shauryagabhane5828

7 ай бұрын

You mean "I got no Botchs" _phonk intensifies_

@harriet-x.x

7 ай бұрын

"No dad?" *SUPER INTENSE PHONK MUSIC*

"Remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught." *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIGIES*

@henonicks

7 ай бұрын

Noise*. It's not music, it's noise.

@iknorn9494

7 ай бұрын

God sends the most compelling propaganda to the craziest schizophrenics

@javieracevedo2362

7 ай бұрын

Lol, intensigies 😂😂😂

@Decade332

7 ай бұрын

This noise is to intensigies

@naintikrawat8509

7 ай бұрын

Phonk🗿

“Colorful elephants danced on the moon while eating chocolate cake." PHONK PLAYS

"No body, no case" *Phonk plays*

This is exactly how my two brain cells discussed what phonk was after I learned who Dr.Livesey was

@antisanity_

7 ай бұрын

same

@TheWickedSir

7 ай бұрын

@@antisanity_same

@rockystudiogaming

7 ай бұрын

*d u h*

@ByDav1Zz

7 ай бұрын

wow

@xaosuntzu3264

7 ай бұрын

Dr who now?

I didn't kill your parents, I merely made your backstory more compelling. *Phonk plays.*

@TheMandaloreFett

7 ай бұрын

Joe, chill.😂

@ronit9141

7 ай бұрын

i killed a person with a knife *Phonk plays.*

@Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series

7 ай бұрын

Dam batman isn't breaking his no kill policy he just simply not using it anymore.

@Blynded

7 ай бұрын

Ayoooo? Like this shit.

@CturiX.IREALLY

7 ай бұрын

"I didnt make you an orphan, i made you a superhero"

“Cnp queen belongs in a daycare center” *phonk starts playing*

"It's not shoplifting if I lifted the shop." *Phonk plays*

@alexzurita2049

Күн бұрын

Btw lil tidbit but correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it called shoplifting bc people would slightly lift the edges of ancient shops to steal the money they kept underneath?

“I took a shit in the sink.” *Intense phonk plays*

@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus

7 ай бұрын

Matthew 5:27‭-‬30 Jesus says here, Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Jesus didn't specifically say to rcut your hands, or plluck your eye out, Jesus way saying that if any thing that causes you to sin remove that out of your Jesus saves God bless.😊😊

@shlokwaghela9560

7 ай бұрын

​@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesusI came in my pants

@Hindoshahr

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@BritishIdiotFromEngland

7 ай бұрын

​@@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus AAACK I A DEVIL.... SOFT ACTUALLY MAKING SENSE EMGLISHHHHH AAAA HOLY SHIT *I a Christian so this isn't meant to be fucking offensive don't worry yall

@misterionorman9764

7 ай бұрын

Dang, that went hard 😢…

“I don’t believe in human rights” Same, dude.

@theonlytnargmatt

7 ай бұрын

Human rights are cringe and warcrimes are based.

@hypelei1554

7 ай бұрын

Yessss

@alejosubo

7 ай бұрын

🗿

@crownedshyness9656

7 ай бұрын

Based

@je2848

7 ай бұрын

Humans aren't people and don't deserve rights.

"putting bleach in your eyes helps your eyes" *PHONKS PLAYS*

"Dying isn't good for your health" *PHONK PLAYS*

@abdirahmannoor2757

2 күн бұрын

It's not called traffic jam if there's no jam Phonk Plays

_"S W A W S"_ *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@user-so5nm9ii8k

7 ай бұрын

No just no

@AgentSSS

7 ай бұрын

yes, just yes.

@honooryu5374

7 ай бұрын

Absolutely

@crackhead2734

7 ай бұрын

Roflcopter

@grimsladeleviathan3958

7 ай бұрын

* cool poses while phonk music builds up * Swaws * phonk beat drop *

"It isn't gay if its your homie" *PHONK PLAYS*

@Supp3r_n0va

2 ай бұрын

Real

@demonletsplays

2 ай бұрын

It isn't gay if it's your clone😂

@yeetUwU

2 ай бұрын

Frfr

@ParrotPentester

2 ай бұрын

I swear, there's going to be some phonk edit video that's actually serious and says "Gays have no rights" or something like that and there's going to be people in the comments agreeing with the person who said it

@dsemirugosus

2 ай бұрын

​@@ParrotPentester schizo rant

"Its not exploiting. It's just a good gaming chair." *PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*

"It's not cringe it's the way to embarrassing yourself" *PHONK PLAY*

"It isn't homicide without a homie by your side" *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@fakeFusionZGamer

7 ай бұрын

NAHHHH LMFAOO

@Squished_adam254

7 ай бұрын

True

@toprakdemirkol7547

7 ай бұрын

​@@Squished_adam254🗿

@I_like_stuff1511

7 ай бұрын

@@toprakdemirkol7547🗿

@maskedman0677

7 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

“I committed 15 war crimes for some Percs” *Phonk music intensifies*

@SomeKoffee

7 ай бұрын

I stole your fuckin percs *Phonk music intensifies*

@vhbgp7767

7 ай бұрын

​@@SomeKoffeeyou are gay now *Phonk music intensifies*

@Darkraiwithlegs

7 ай бұрын

I burned down an orphanage Phonk crescendos

@KingLoki7620

7 ай бұрын

I was one of victims of the war crimes my father is missing *Phonk music intensifies*

@SomeKoffee

7 ай бұрын

​​@@vhbgp7767uno reverse card mf *Phonk music intensifies*

Its not terrorism, it's tourism. Intense phonk

Its not bad to watch murder documentaries with lights off in a room with your back faced toward the door at 3 am *PHONK MUSIC*

“You can’t spell manslaughter without laughter” *Phonk plays*

@brysuagar6520

7 ай бұрын

ooh, that's a classic

@abominations-cool9

7 ай бұрын

UNDERRATED MAN

@Railroadboi

7 ай бұрын

E

@theoneandonlymr.l1719

7 ай бұрын

NOOOOOOO

@watergaming7499

7 ай бұрын

@@Railroadboio

"Its not robbing if its already been purchased" *PHONK PLAYS*

@joebrito3192

2 ай бұрын

It's not a robbery if I already claimed your stuff as mine PHONK PLAYS

@Cobra_Channel

2 ай бұрын

@@joebrito3192 LoL

@rockystudiogaming

2 ай бұрын

@@joebrito3192*OUR STUFF*

@ronelgabriola1521

2 ай бұрын

woah😮

@ApocalypseBirb

2 ай бұрын

"AK comes before 47." *PHONK PLAYS*

“9/11 was actually an inside job” PHONK PLAYS

"It's not a Kidney failure if the kid is moving his leg" *Phonk plays*

"Drowning babies in bleach is ok." *PHONK MUSIC ENGAGED*

@BlueStellarGaming

7 ай бұрын

thats true tho

@stresslevel1009

7 ай бұрын

​@@BlueStellarGaming🤨

@EggsorceNutcaseMcGuee

7 ай бұрын

NOOO THIS IS TAKEN TOO FAR

@kuropulse

7 ай бұрын

​@@EggsorceNutcaseMcGueenahhhhh i do it too

@kuropulse

7 ай бұрын

​@@Kryst1xsame with little brother

"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are." abnormally intense phonk begins playing

@simplysmiley4670

7 ай бұрын

Thanks man

@YourAverageIdiotfromASIA

7 ай бұрын

​@@simplysmiley4670it ain't gonna be pleasant at all 💀

@charliedulol

7 ай бұрын

nah man, it's the deeper one that plays, phonk doesn't quite cut it with that raw power

@ArioTBP

7 ай бұрын

Why did you have to curse me first thing in the morning?

@grimsladeleviathan3958

7 ай бұрын

Hey thanks, you too * metal phonk plays *

"I'm illegal in every country" PHONK PLAYS

“Anything is legal if the cops aren’t around!” *Epic Phonk edit of Stan*

"It still counts as a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses" *Phonk plays*

@arandomperso4438

7 ай бұрын

Underrated, only 0 likes, first like.

@sansdean

7 ай бұрын

You have a point...

@justamatchstick7535

7 ай бұрын

well, you know... a tree falls in a forest kinda thing....this is surprisingly deeper than i thought at first😅

@Ammiad

7 ай бұрын

Actually how I play mgs

@ACAcarriAb

7 ай бұрын

Splinter cell be like

“That orphanage was just the beginning”

"You cant say therapist without The Rapist" PHONK PLAYS

@Shaanveer_Singh

3 күн бұрын

Oh shi-..

"I'm not a human, I'm a bicycle." *PHONK INTENSIFIES EPICLY*

@WTXtraYZ

7 ай бұрын

I’m keeping that in the hall of fame. *Phonk*

@dom2052

7 ай бұрын

Ujajjajajjajsjajs

@Peanutsgrowintheground

7 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ this comment wants to kill myself

@marymorgan4260

7 ай бұрын

“I’ve didn’t do taxes and I burned the evidence *PHONK MUSIC PLAYS*

@nouvalikhsan9203

7 ай бұрын

"If my grand mother had wheels, she would have been a bike"

“My blood is a controlled substance in THIRTY-NINE STATES” *Insert Phonk music*

@Azuraerae

7 ай бұрын

Max0r w

@frostwolf2175

7 ай бұрын

This isn't True Blood

@aregulargamer9908

7 ай бұрын

"My blood gave a vampire second hand fetal alcohol syndrome."

@PurpleJak3

7 ай бұрын

No that's not Phonk that Ponk

@SkelewizardTheGreat

7 ай бұрын

I GOT IT I tickle children’s pickles Insert phonk music MAMA HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES FOR SAYING SOME PEDO STUFF💀

"It's not a war crime if there's no war" *Phonk plays*

“Play it again” *the vid restarts*

"Even as a Vtuber, Heavenly is still unable to get a maiden" *PHONK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

@Maidenless1484

7 ай бұрын

Damm

@Ballunboy

7 ай бұрын

On bro 💀💀

@HappyGuy01345

7 ай бұрын

GODDD

@Just_a_passing_by_doctor

7 ай бұрын

yikes💀

@MuchHappyWolf

7 ай бұрын

Jesus, you killed him 💀

"Its not mass genocide, its stopping overpopulation" *PHONK PLAYS*

@ejdergameng12

2 ай бұрын

Thanks to mao zedong stalin painter and leopold II

@FC-dr5gz

2 ай бұрын

Eren approved

@mateonieva8849

2 ай бұрын

Adam be like

@Megolsky

2 ай бұрын

@@JojobeananimatesNononono You understood chara wrong Chara is mad at the humans for locking the monsters up Then got insane And then wanted to kill both humans AND monsters Chara doesn’t want excuses It‘s just genocide

@josephsenger5287

2 ай бұрын

Don't prove that, just don't prove that! 😰😰😰😰😰😰

“It's not stealing, it's self-gifting” *_I N T E N S E P H O N K_*

„It’s only murder if they find the body. Until then they’re just MIA.“ **INTENSE PHONK PLAYS**

“It’s not stealing if you don’t get caught” *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

@greggerpegger

4 ай бұрын

Marisa Kirisame

@orangutan379

4 ай бұрын

😂

@aranyabhattacharyya3436

4 ай бұрын

What about permanently borrowing?

@KitCatAnimationz

4 ай бұрын

Agreed

@vivianedorsey6570

2 ай бұрын

No shit😂

"Slavery was kinda dope" *Phonk starts Playing*

“It’s called a war crime because it’s not a real crime.” *PHONK PLAYS*

@georgemorgan6460

4 ай бұрын

fr

@Goose22jh

4 ай бұрын

he didn't he just made it better my nigga @@AnatapsiiofficialIndianrelay PHONK PLAYS

@fear4201

4 ай бұрын

Wow that’s to far bucko chill out that word is a no no

@AnatapsiiofficialIndianrelay

4 ай бұрын

@@Goose22jh well good game

@TapokPremium

4 ай бұрын

it's not a war crime if you had fun))0)

"It's not a hate crime if you love doing it" EPIC PHONK PLAYS

@DailyDemon

7 ай бұрын

Nah this sh*t better blow up😂

@bryanmoylan642

7 ай бұрын

Lol@@DailyDemon

@bryanmoylan642

7 ай бұрын

It better cause that i good@@DailyDemon

@emmanuellawal2694

7 ай бұрын

I'm gassed 😂💀

@Angel43189

7 ай бұрын

So its just a crime?

"This ia not the bombing of pearl harbor, this is a nuke" *phonk plays*

"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then im an innocent child" *PHONK PLAYS*

@lixeditzz

6 ай бұрын

wtf

@user-cq2qh8rw7o

6 ай бұрын

Jeffrey

@ethanrivera7178

6 ай бұрын

​Jeffrey Dahmer is that you

@Drin792

6 ай бұрын

"Shit is like Nutella" *Phonk intensifies*

@josiahflitty2207

6 ай бұрын

Whoever needs the music its BACK2BACK

“Can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally” *Phonk plays*

@belmontzar

7 ай бұрын

Ok this one I actually like XD

@MrRacine17

7 ай бұрын

Surely you're the IT guy of your company XD

@MinusMySanity

7 ай бұрын

Gordan ramsey has joined the chat.

@Hufi2.

7 ай бұрын

That's true though

@gen.quickscopenoice6650

7 ай бұрын

Well thats true

"i ate a cat" *PHONK PLAYS*

"Child labor was actually pretty smart" **Phonk Plays Intensively**

@MAP233224

7 ай бұрын

truly the best feature of capitalism, gotta maximize that profit

@joedou7glas200

7 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Yml52daMcqWndpc.html

@rasheedgamer3548

7 ай бұрын

​@@Nortex25the problem is that's true

@matthewboyd8689

7 ай бұрын

The old folks in the government are actually trying to get child labor back.. They're also trying to raise the age at which you can vote... Conspiracy?

@pizzacrumbles

6 ай бұрын

"Well you know what they say you cant make the shoes and wear them too"

"It's stealth if no one lives to tell about it" *INSANE BASS PHONK*

@magmat0585

7 ай бұрын

That's not Phonk, that's just the Steiner Scout Squad walking towards you

@Azrage

7 ай бұрын

Ultimately, it makes no difference whether nobody saw you or only bodies saw you...

@jesusdiazflores5328

7 ай бұрын

A fellow loud heister

@flixical2624

7 ай бұрын

captain winters

@ErickGameplaysN64

7 ай бұрын

Me playing RDR2 fr

"Its not a massacre, it's a crowd clean up" PHONK PLAYS

"It's not Manslaughter if it's a woman" PHONK PLAYS

"I pull no bitches" *Phonk plays*

@jacobostapowicz8188

7 ай бұрын

But you could add "...i drag them" and its a masterpiece

@alexipokalsky9482

7 ай бұрын

Don't need phonk to trust you (just kidding)

@PK_W255

7 ай бұрын

*Music suddenly stops*

@hwelse

7 ай бұрын

aroace type beat fr

@Tornado2409

7 ай бұрын

"I pull G's on tight corners" *Swan Lake intensifies*

"It's not child labor, it's fair job enlistment." **drops the most dangerously hard phonk beat**

@equinox2655

7 ай бұрын

I wish child labor was allowed. I would love to work a manual job but I can’t cause of those fucking laws

@barrymckockiner3047

7 ай бұрын

Equal opportunity employment

@MollyMcGinnis-cq7hh

7 ай бұрын

@@barrymckockiner3047 we can earn ROBUX???

@scribblord2970

7 ай бұрын

its not child labor if i dont pay them

@adammcclung431

7 ай бұрын

I looked at the first comment closed and then at the split second I seen child labor and I reopened the comments and I laughed so hard

"An amber alert it's also a new organ donor alert". *PHONK STARTS PLAYING*

"Its not murder if the body is never found" Phonk plays

@SirLlyodTera

12 күн бұрын

😂☠️

"That white stuff in your croissant isn't cream." PHONK INTENSIFIES

@faced-emoji

7 ай бұрын

Now that’s foul bro 🗿🗿🗿

@Yuri_mf

7 ай бұрын

Now that make it even better🗿

@GKC101

7 ай бұрын

This is one of the only good ones I’ve seen so far 😂💀

@UndeadChannels

7 ай бұрын

@@GKC101 Thanks, I took a long 12 seconds coming up with it!

@UndeadChannels

7 ай бұрын

@@Wes_gaming2671 Well, i switch teams.

"Legalize nuclear bombs" Phonk plays

@Y-Perm_

7 ай бұрын

finally someone mentioning dj smokey

@FranticErrors

7 ай бұрын

Swag messiah. Bees make honey. Nuke radio, we make eardrums bleed. I just stuck a nuke u-

@Dmzin381

7 ай бұрын

Calm down bro take it easy

@xaius4348

7 ай бұрын

Dammit, now I want a Shadow Wizard Money Gang Phonk remix.

@jennyfermorales6576

7 ай бұрын

430th like

"Civilians in war are just acceptable casualties" *PHONK PLAYS*

"Age is just a number" PHONK PLAYS

@SirLlyodTera

12 күн бұрын

Guy is wildin'😂☠️

Cant wait until he sees that Phonk has 10 different variations rn

@yukiii9893

7 ай бұрын

😂truee i only know 3 and ive been listening to phonk for years now lol

@pasta1549

7 ай бұрын

At this point it’s like 23 lmao, East Europe eats this shit up like a Detroit hobo when he sees crack

@Ryadovoy_Borodin

7 ай бұрын

@@pasta1549It did start in Russia, so it’s logical that it’s popular in Eastern Europe.

@randomfoxboi

7 ай бұрын

I know regular, and brazilian phonk, but TEN?!

@Ethan_23287

7 ай бұрын

Wait, what are the variations

"If violence doesn't solve your problem, you're simply not using enough of it" Phonk plays

@TrxshNightmare

7 ай бұрын

Lmao

@lolbitmanss_

7 ай бұрын

Police officers: *furious typing*

@user-lf8ip2nd1i

7 ай бұрын

Well this is just true😂

@sicklelkcis

7 ай бұрын

if gun not enough, use more gun

@twerkingallday

7 ай бұрын

"I had sex with 400 minors" *phonk*

“It’s not racism if u don’t swear the N-word” PHONK PLAYS

“If there’s no cashiers at the counter, it’s free” INTENSE PHONK PLAYS

@Mihim373

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@kayleyuta7072

2 ай бұрын

It would be funny if someone tried that at Walmart. 🤣🤣

@I.............

2 ай бұрын

I’m going to try that next time at apple

"think fast chucklenuts" **Phonk plays**

"It's not racism if you hate everyone equally" * *Phonk drops harder than "an early christmas present" in 1945* *

@brahuldo

7 ай бұрын

Lol

@danyTheGamerKiller

7 ай бұрын

I mean- you're not wrong tho-

@mikeoxmall69420

7 ай бұрын

They kicked me out of the hospital for making an Evangelion reference *Phonk music plays*

@Anugrah_Amriza

7 ай бұрын

​@@unknownvariable2456This fella wrote an essay _in_ the KZread comments

@phynt4366

7 ай бұрын

yooo💀💀💀💀

if tomatoes are a fruit, that makes ketchup a smoothie. *PHONK INTENSIFIES*

@AverageCharcoal

7 ай бұрын

Did you know even after you delete your history the Wi-Fi still list it *PHONK PLAYS*

@stinky1787

7 ай бұрын

@@AverageCharcoalI’m doomed

@aotedits-fs7hy

7 ай бұрын

​@@AverageCharcoaloh hell no

@oliverwright9028

7 ай бұрын

unfunny

@TheRepublicOfUngeria

7 ай бұрын

Technically grains are fruits, which means that bread is a smoothie as well. *PHONK INTENSIFIES HARDER*

“The law of slapping a woman is an insult to mankind.” PHONK PLAYS

"Its not murder its just sending them to heven" PHONK PLAYS

"War is not Fare, why call it warfare" PHONKS PLAYS

@Shaanveer_Singh

5 күн бұрын

Ah yes completely makes sense

PLAYS "It's not stalking, it's just extreme social networking"

“It’s only a war crime if you lose” Phonk plays

@troybaxter

7 ай бұрын

"Winners don't use drugs! Except steroids! In which case, use lots of drugs!" * Intense Phonk

@Anonymous-hx3pu

7 ай бұрын

​@@troybaxterw reference

@ronharris2346

7 ай бұрын

I did this once

"Its not an Atomic bomb if you don't use it" *PHONK PLAYS*

@user-es9eh8kh9i

6 ай бұрын

DAMN SKIPPY

@Divyansh_IsPro

6 ай бұрын

Omg

@Axolotl-Priam

6 ай бұрын

"It's not an atomic bomb if it's not atomic." *PHONK PLAYS EVERYWHERE*

@r3n778

6 ай бұрын

Then it's just a big ahh metal thing

@Bread_baked-up.

6 ай бұрын

I donated 50 penisilion dollars in nuclear wars charity. Phonk music plays

"In Africa, it's not a starvation, it's a diet" *Phonk plays*

Death was not an option.It's the solution PHONK PLAYS

"Remember kids, stealing is just sharing without the consent." *Phonk music goes HARD*

@md3d519

7 ай бұрын

So its just pocket raping

@rjtrageser9884

7 ай бұрын

What are kleptomaniacs then?

@alreynante3525

7 ай бұрын

@@rjtrageser9884 Liberals

@alreynante3525

7 ай бұрын

@@md3d519 Its not pocket raping if they didn't say no.

@iBuyKetamine

7 ай бұрын

​@@md3d519pocket raping 💀

"it's not r:)pe,its suprise s:)x" *Phonk plays*