PETTIEST REASON NOT TO DATE SOMEONE…| ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @paulm1073
    @paulm10735 ай бұрын

    I eat rice with a spoon! No grains will be left behind in my yard!

  • @lololollololol4819

    @lololollololol4819

    5 ай бұрын

    The only right answer 😤

  • @TheLifeOf_Fr1enem1e

    @TheLifeOf_Fr1enem1e

    5 ай бұрын

    Idc what anyone says, rice with a spoon hits DIFFERENT

  • @Beautiful_Sound_1995

    @Beautiful_Sound_1995

    5 ай бұрын

    Facts. What's all this faffing eating rice with a fork?! Would you dig a hole with a pitchfork?

  • @7ab3tha

    @7ab3tha

    5 ай бұрын

    Same!

  • @unathisilo4941

    @unathisilo4941

    5 ай бұрын

    I will never understand why people use a fork when eating rice

  • @RaizelSX
    @RaizelSX5 ай бұрын

    Been with my girl for 6 years and just found out she eats rice with a spoon, I laughed for 10 minutes because shes been watching my dumb self struggle eat rice with a fork for years

  • @sadikahurd9059

    @sadikahurd9059

    5 ай бұрын

    0😊😊00p

  • @maxwells7212
    @maxwells72125 ай бұрын

    "He doesn't want help" is brazyy🙌😂😂

  • @paulm1073
    @paulm10735 ай бұрын

    The fact they know aaaaal the parts to the slut drop with the "add ons", you know they are both smooth at it! 😂

  • @princess_aishah6
    @princess_aishah65 ай бұрын

    I’m doing tippies lmao 🤣 James is too funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @DeliciafromBrooklyn
    @DeliciafromBrooklyn5 ай бұрын

    Giving someone a bed sheet instead of a towel to dry off is nastyyyy work 😂

  • @PersonWithStupid37

    @PersonWithStupid37

    5 ай бұрын

    Unhinged tbh

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways5 ай бұрын

    As an 🇺🇲 I had to look up off-licence... "a shop licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises"... Gotcha! 🙃

  • @plottintoast

    @plottintoast

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you! Had no clue what that was either.

  • @Passion84GodAlways

    @Passion84GodAlways

    5 ай бұрын

    @@plottintoast 'Twas my pleasure! Have a wonderful weekend! 😊

  • @albertj2459

    @albertj2459

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you! I was hoping this would be in the comments because I had no clue 😅

  • @saracantrell7071

    @saracantrell7071

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you! I was confuzzled. Thought maybe it was a type of run-down gas station, haha. I almost had to look up "slut drop" but, once they did the move, I got it. 😆

  • @Demaida

    @Demaida

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you I was so confused lol

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime5 ай бұрын

    "Kaka in the toilet." I JUST KNOW a South African🇿🇦 sent that🤣🤣

  • @jennifermarshal1666

    @jennifermarshal1666

    5 ай бұрын

    What’s kaka 😂?

  • @caramel9925

    @caramel9925

    3 ай бұрын

    Mus know🤣

  • @Zuri_codm

    @Zuri_codm

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@jennifermarshal1666it's poo

  • @lynpendlebury2804
    @lynpendlebury28045 ай бұрын

    2:00 The look james gave to fuhad when he said you pay to watch us 😂😂

  • @joshuabrigden4820
    @joshuabrigden48205 ай бұрын

    Daddy's caked was over the top funny

  • @shhh616
    @shhh6165 ай бұрын

    The arse grab has to be done James it HAS to be done 😂😏😌

  • @saracantrell7071

    @saracantrell7071

    5 ай бұрын

    EsPECially if they're caked up!! 😆

  • @Just_Gift
    @Just_Gift5 ай бұрын

    Apparently people eat rice with forks and spaghetti with spoons. What world am i living in😂😂.

  • @mesidye

    @mesidye

    5 ай бұрын

    Hahah it is actually a thing in Korea ...they eat rice with spoon 🥄

  • @GTLskitzo

    @GTLskitzo

    5 ай бұрын

    I use a fork and spoon for spaghetti. You can use the spoon to twirl the pasta around the fork 😅

  • @kiera8102
    @kiera81025 ай бұрын

    James saying "I hate getting grisped" 😭

  • @letitiasd586

    @letitiasd586

    5 ай бұрын

    I love getting gripsed and draped 😂😂😂

  • @ladybluelotus

    @ladybluelotus

    4 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @kirac7961
    @kirac79615 ай бұрын

    The slut drop part had me crying,😅🤣 you man are too funny... it was the okurrrrrr for me

  • @nontobekoxulu2185

    @nontobekoxulu2185

    5 ай бұрын

    What's a slut drop?

  • @preciouskhoza4573
    @preciouskhoza45735 ай бұрын

    The way James screamed "..& then she thinks its f#•&en funny!" 😂😂😂😂thats how my man feels every single time I even get close to his bum😂😂😂

  • @DragonFlies36
    @DragonFlies365 ай бұрын

    If someone handed me a bedsheet to dry off, I’d refuse and just air dry. That’s fucking wild!

  • @Jo_-_-t.a

    @Jo_-_-t.a

    5 ай бұрын

    If it is a clean sheet, I'd use it. Grease my skin, deo, perfume all done eye f-ing him the whole time. Then get dressed and go and have a waz at home.

  • @777mehak
    @777mehak5 ай бұрын

    4:17 ‘’IM ON MY TIPPIES????????” 😂😂😂😂 😭 CRYING HELP JAMES WHAT

  • @sweetstuff7481
    @sweetstuff74815 ай бұрын

    My spoon has it's speech ready " I'd like to thank god and the mother that made me who I am today. I've been in this feeding game all my life and to be recognised for this lifetime achievement award validates my existence" 😂

  • @sitana84
    @sitana845 ай бұрын

    He was a barber and wore the same shoes EVERYDAY! His feet smelled like mildew, and he said he didn't smell it. He came over late one night and I left the door open for him. He took his shoes off at the door and the smell woke me up out of my sleep!! That was the last straw!

  • @poeticlovee

    @poeticlovee

    5 ай бұрын

    😂 lol and yuck 🤮

  • @amyking4931

    @amyking4931

    4 ай бұрын

    WOKE YOU UP!!! 😂😂😂

  • @sitana84

    @sitana84

    3 ай бұрын

    @amyking4931 woke up ready to fight hun. I made him put his shoes in the hallway.

  • @amyking4931

    @amyking4931

    3 ай бұрын

    @@sitana84 that’s amazing 😂 I love it!

  • @KiraiBK
    @KiraiBK5 ай бұрын

    First, rice with a spoon just makes sense. Second…A BED SHEET????!!!!

  • @luckyarchery
    @luckyarchery5 ай бұрын

    Not me as an American having to google what "off-license" means 🤣🤣

  • @bushidobrown6742

    @bushidobrown6742

    5 ай бұрын

    It’s like buying sushi from a gas station

  • @All4OneMatt
    @All4OneMatt5 ай бұрын

    Ain't no way I'm giving a girl that Im seeing a bed sheet after she gets out of the shower that's crazy😂

  • @precioustheedon
    @precioustheedon5 ай бұрын

    pronouncing meme as mehmeh is crazyyy😂💀

  • @raqueljimenez8137

    @raqueljimenez8137

    5 ай бұрын

    Except for Spanish speakers

  • @precioustheedon

    @precioustheedon

    5 ай бұрын

    @@raqueljimenez8137 really?😅 i did not know that

  • @b1tchesnparis

    @b1tchesnparis

    5 ай бұрын

    Crine 😂😂😂

  • @kerianjohnson2972

    @kerianjohnson2972

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@raqueljimenez8137 Exactly. I was about to say that lol

  • @user-bn1lb8ey9v

    @user-bn1lb8ey9v

    5 ай бұрын

    people do this in my country and it drives me nuts

  • @donigreen1298
    @donigreen12985 ай бұрын

    Giving a girl a bedsheet to dry off with after a shower is crazy

  • @aaliyahcarrington998
    @aaliyahcarrington9985 ай бұрын

    That sport science one was a little to personal 😂😂

  • @johnnybuchananjr9344
    @johnnybuchananjr93445 ай бұрын

    I'm doing tippies is wild😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seanmcnally4818
    @seanmcnally48185 ай бұрын

    Went to high school with her. It takes the fun out of getting to know her, when you know their past, and know who they have dated or slept with, that includes your friends or bullies.

  • @elleshaw9837
    @elleshaw98375 ай бұрын

    I broke up with a guy because we had the same name. It grossed me out saying my own name.😂😂😂

  • @kezzykizzy5386
    @kezzykizzy53865 ай бұрын

    I literally gagged when he said that sandwich from the offy 🤮 No corner shop, no offy nothing eaten from there that's "fresh" And Mehmeh is hilarious😂

  • @PhreeLark

    @PhreeLark

    5 ай бұрын

    What's an offy?

  • @vroxxzz

    @vroxxzz

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@PhreeLark Off license shop

  • @realpluslovely
    @realpluslovely5 ай бұрын

    My hubby is caked and sometimes I can't help myself but I know he hates it 🥴🥴🥴🥴

  • @robjdtv
    @robjdtv5 ай бұрын

    Okay but eating rice with a fork is like making a cake in a colander

  • @pr3tty_g1rl_

    @pr3tty_g1rl_

    5 ай бұрын

    Bruh, the way, like it should be illegal or smth

  • @Soopology
    @Soopology5 ай бұрын

    "And you paid to watch us" 2:03 WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @poeticlovee

    @poeticlovee

    5 ай бұрын

    I don’t get it

  • @sharondonnelly9804
    @sharondonnelly98045 ай бұрын

    Fuhad's KAKA got me crying 😂😂❤

  • @natashadaniels2562
    @natashadaniels25625 ай бұрын

    Me, in Americanese, "WTH is an off license?" 🤔

  • @kirac7961

    @kirac7961

    5 ай бұрын

    In the uk we call it an off license you call them liquor stores in America

  • @MsZZClayton

    @MsZZClayton

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you so much for asking this!😅

  • @lynnbrunache9865

    @lynnbrunache9865

    5 ай бұрын

    Thanks. I was picturing an old dirty gas station/7 eleven

  • @kirac7961

    @kirac7961

    5 ай бұрын

    @lynnbrunache9865 in the uk you can get sandwiches from those stores too 😃🤦🏾‍♀️ we call them either a corner shop & the petrol station..ain't no-one buying them though, God knows how long they've been there🤢

  • @lynnbrunache9865

    @lynnbrunache9865

    4 ай бұрын

    @kirac7961 thx. Good to know for when i visit.

  • @KellyKels23
    @KellyKels235 ай бұрын

    I bet James is funny as hell to mess with as his girlfriend. Hate being gripped and on your tippies???🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChristixnNYC
    @ChristixnNYC5 ай бұрын

    He doesn’t want help took me out 😂😂😂

  • @morgansansom6502
    @morgansansom65025 ай бұрын

    I'm literally eating rice with a spoon right now!! 😂😂😂

  • @realscottsummers
    @realscottsummers5 ай бұрын

    They say meh meh in Spain and other European countries. They also say WiFi as Wee Fee lol

  • @izzy_hatake
    @izzy_hatake5 ай бұрын

    James: “She wasn’t Fuhad”

  • @ayarh_maps416
    @ayarh_maps4165 ай бұрын

    I'm shocked that people eat rice with anything else other than a spoon😅😅😂😂

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku5 ай бұрын

    Over 30 years since it stopped, I can still sing the Um Bongo song, word for word.

  • @manilexis17
    @manilexis175 ай бұрын

    Yo I'm crying at James's tippy comment!! Just straight screaming 😂😂😂

  • @sunnyr2794
    @sunnyr27945 ай бұрын

    "And im doing tippies" bahahahahaha

  • @serac4444
    @serac44445 ай бұрын

    it just makes my day whenever our daddies upload

  • @Andy-jv4pn
    @Andy-jv4pn5 ай бұрын

    "Mehmeh" is the Spanish pronunciation 😂

  • @bad8905
    @bad89055 ай бұрын

    who eats rice with a fork?

  • @ernaisaacs983

    @ernaisaacs983

    5 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU. Someone else with common sense. 🙄🤣🤣

  • @Benie92i

    @Benie92i

    5 ай бұрын

    Normal people, it’s rice not cereal 😭

  • @slinux8420

    @slinux8420

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@Benie92i guess we are weird then

  • @MrE5785

    @MrE5785

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@Benie92i how do you get the loose grains, like are you using hands or?

  • @omokok1877

    @omokok1877

    5 ай бұрын

    Stab it with your fork ig

  • @anitawairimu9284
    @anitawairimu92845 ай бұрын

    I love when men are uncomfortable when you touch there butts 😂😂😂😂

  • @torib93
    @torib935 ай бұрын

    Not caca in the toilet 😭😭😭

  • @saracantrell7071
    @saracantrell70715 ай бұрын

    I love these. Please never stop doing these lol.

  • @showkingsent
    @showkingsent5 ай бұрын

    Damn. That Umbungo mention was a THROWBACK!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @AellaAbilo
    @AellaAbilo5 ай бұрын

    I legit KZread the um bongo advert... my mission was to learn the lyrics as a kid 😂

  • @alexanimashaun9156
    @alexanimashaun91565 ай бұрын

    I assumed everyone eats rice with a spoon

  • @LifeofSuddy
    @LifeofSuddy5 ай бұрын

    James needs to get gripssss in missionary that’s different different

  • @samanthasangqu7187
    @samanthasangqu71875 ай бұрын

    Love you guys!!!❤

  • @eleanoravaskain
    @eleanoravaskain5 ай бұрын

    i was watching a comedian and said “i know where to go where it’s funny…” i’m here now!

  • @HardmanOutdoors
    @HardmanOutdoors5 ай бұрын

    Drying off with a bed sheet.....😂 memories from my childhood

  • @ARTEMXS
    @ARTEMXS5 ай бұрын

    Eating rice with a spoon ‘ especially a little one , is the smartest move ever !! Who would reject that genius !?

  • @paijhamilton3683
    @paijhamilton36835 ай бұрын

    Damn, um bongo just unlocked a memory, what a throwback! I loved that drink too! The more they said it, the advert was playing in my head 😄

  • @mashudusimone578
    @mashudusimone5785 ай бұрын

    I needed to hear this today. It’s so savage. It’s so kleen. Dayum

  • @mihlembadu4569
    @mihlembadu45695 ай бұрын

    😂😂 the moment I heard "Kaka in the toilet" i knew she is from South Africa 🇿🇦 and she's Xhosa 😂😂😂😂

  • @tevergent
    @tevergent5 ай бұрын

    He must eat rice with chopsticks 😂😂

  • @realpluslovely

    @realpluslovely

    5 ай бұрын

    Big man has all day to eat🤣🫣

  • @angelajaime5155
    @angelajaime51554 ай бұрын

    3:37 "Meh-Meh" THAT'S HOW WE SAY IT IN SPANISH!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kiaralee7175
    @kiaralee71754 ай бұрын

    It’s the way I can’t even watch them while eating. I always end up laughing too hard and almost choking on my food 🤣

  • @empressnicola408
    @empressnicola4085 ай бұрын

    Last one was tooooo smooth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leebell1027
    @leebell10275 ай бұрын

    I ate rice, chicken, and vegetables with a spoon last night. LMFAO!!!

  • @sabrinatrentacoste7530
    @sabrinatrentacoste75305 ай бұрын

    the bed sheet one is just wild

  • @samanthawestover2011
    @samanthawestover20115 ай бұрын

    No the tippies 💀💀💀💀

  • @zoewilliams3341
    @zoewilliams33415 ай бұрын

    " Im tryna set a record" got my chest huuuurrrt 🤣

  • @raetekateka8233
    @raetekateka82334 ай бұрын

    'meh meh' took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anarahmafe
    @anarahmafe5 ай бұрын

    His lips disappeared when he smiled 😂😂😂

  • @hakeemburrows4915
    @hakeemburrows49155 ай бұрын

    The ending sent me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @9teen9ty9ine
    @9teen9ty9ine5 ай бұрын

    0:25 i’m eating rice with a spoon as we speak

  • @Veiledmusings
    @Veiledmusings5 ай бұрын

    That's how I used to pronounce meme. My brain still defaults to it. It takes a second every time 😂

  • @Stu161
    @Stu1615 ай бұрын

    Nah I'm ready to be her cheerleader if she can score from a freekick 😍

  • @BedtimeAnimations
    @BedtimeAnimations5 ай бұрын

    I just sat down with my bowl of rice and clicked play on the video and I had left off on this spot. When I hit unpaused I felt attacked lol

  • @ynazzra
    @ynazzra5 ай бұрын

    What does he eat rice with? A spatula?

  • @persivy

    @persivy

    5 ай бұрын

    Chopsticks or a fork

  • @camronrobertson2613

    @camronrobertson2613

    5 ай бұрын

    @@persivyYh a fork for rice is mental. So dumb😭

  • @ernaisaacs983

    @ernaisaacs983

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@persivy This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in My Life 😂😂😂

  • @omokok1877

    @omokok1877

    5 ай бұрын

    Using chopsticks for rice is even crazier

  • @ayoa1173

    @ayoa1173

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@omokok1877You must know literally no Asians.

  • @michealokocha9356
    @michealokocha93565 ай бұрын

    Fuhad missed the chance to say Ka Ka, Nah Nah 🤣

  • @Allinmyworld
    @Allinmyworld4 ай бұрын

    Crispy!?? LMAOOOOOO I'm dead

  • @AuntieShae
    @AuntieShae5 ай бұрын

    This is hilarious 🤣🤣❤❤

  • @faithmartinez9484
    @faithmartinez94845 ай бұрын

    4:00 😂 jamesssssss

  • @Trizzy225
    @Trizzy2255 ай бұрын

    Umbongo sounds South African😭😭

  • @tassibee
    @tassibee5 ай бұрын

    Way down deep...in the middle of the jungle...😂🎶

  • @winedownwithme9297
    @winedownwithme92975 ай бұрын

    I’m laughing so hard you guys are so funny

  • @Kitisewa
    @Kitisewa5 ай бұрын

    Best podcast ever 🎉❤🎉

  • @Bzebway101
    @Bzebway1015 ай бұрын

    I agree. I don't understand how ppl eat rice with a spoon

  • @karlkalubi4800
    @karlkalubi48004 ай бұрын

    James be liking that shit bro (super pause) 😂😂😂

  • @michav.4663
    @michav.46635 ай бұрын

    He doesn't want help 😂

  • @wilsonrodriguez3191
    @wilsonrodriguez31915 ай бұрын

    Had to look up off license 😂

  • @8bitbit529
    @8bitbit5295 ай бұрын

    My lips have been CRISPY

  • @sarahgaither3626
    @sarahgaither36265 ай бұрын

    lmao My dude took a crap and said "Now's my moment. I feel light."

  • @jonathanFS93
    @jonathanFS935 ай бұрын

    Me as a Spanish I'm proud of the "meh meh" 🤣

  • @sfmmmo7599
    @sfmmmo75995 ай бұрын

    Great video 👌

  • @dayakat
    @dayakat5 ай бұрын

    LMAO!! The meme one!! 🤣😂 That’s how you say it in spanish, tho!

  • @NicoRocks23
    @NicoRocks235 ай бұрын

    SNG lets gooooooo 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

  • @iheartbrahny
    @iheartbrahny5 ай бұрын

    nah “mehmeh” is INSAAAANE

  • @Sharauni
    @Sharauni4 ай бұрын

    When Fuhad said "caCA?!" I lost it XD

  • @mortmr
    @mortmr5 ай бұрын

    production quality is all the way up

  • @PharoahKing_-
    @PharoahKing_-5 ай бұрын

    They hit that okurrr a little too well

  • @MrsMilato
    @MrsMilato5 ай бұрын

    He said Unga Bunga and i was like WTF CAPT CAVEMAN HAVE TO DO WITH IT?! 😂

  • @vsenora
    @vsenora5 ай бұрын

    WAIT! I didn't even know there was a clips channel!! I just found it randomly. Maybe I'm just an acutal idiot but you all definitely should promote it more!

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