PETTIEST REASON NOT TO DATE SOMEONE…| ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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I eat rice with a spoon! No grains will be left behind in my yard!
@lololollololol4819
5 ай бұрын
The only right answer 😤
@TheLifeOf_Fr1enem1e
5 ай бұрын
Idc what anyone says, rice with a spoon hits DIFFERENT
@Beautiful_Sound_1995
5 ай бұрын
Facts. What's all this faffing eating rice with a fork?! Would you dig a hole with a pitchfork?
@7ab3tha
5 ай бұрын
Same!
@unathisilo4941
5 ай бұрын
I will never understand why people use a fork when eating rice
Been with my girl for 6 years and just found out she eats rice with a spoon, I laughed for 10 minutes because shes been watching my dumb self struggle eat rice with a fork for years
@sadikahurd9059
5 ай бұрын
0😊😊00p
"He doesn't want help" is brazyy🙌😂😂
The fact they know aaaaal the parts to the slut drop with the "add ons", you know they are both smooth at it! 😂
I’m doing tippies lmao 🤣 James is too funny 😂😂😂😂
Giving someone a bed sheet instead of a towel to dry off is nastyyyy work 😂
@PersonWithStupid37
5 ай бұрын
Unhinged tbh
As an 🇺🇲 I had to look up off-licence... "a shop licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises"... Gotcha! 🙃
@plottintoast
5 ай бұрын
Thank you! Had no clue what that was either.
@Passion84GodAlways
5 ай бұрын
@@plottintoast 'Twas my pleasure! Have a wonderful weekend! 😊
@albertj2459
5 ай бұрын
Thank you! I was hoping this would be in the comments because I had no clue 😅
@saracantrell7071
5 ай бұрын
Thank you! I was confuzzled. Thought maybe it was a type of run-down gas station, haha. I almost had to look up "slut drop" but, once they did the move, I got it. 😆
@Demaida
5 ай бұрын
Thank you I was so confused lol
"Kaka in the toilet." I JUST KNOW a South African🇿🇦 sent that🤣🤣
@jennifermarshal1666
5 ай бұрын
What’s kaka 😂?
@caramel9925
3 ай бұрын
Mus know🤣
@Zuri_codm
2 ай бұрын
@@jennifermarshal1666it's poo
2:00 The look james gave to fuhad when he said you pay to watch us 😂😂
Daddy's caked was over the top funny
The arse grab has to be done James it HAS to be done 😂😏😌
@saracantrell7071
5 ай бұрын
EsPECially if they're caked up!! 😆
Apparently people eat rice with forks and spaghetti with spoons. What world am i living in😂😂.
@mesidye
5 ай бұрын
Hahah it is actually a thing in Korea ...they eat rice with spoon 🥄
@GTLskitzo
5 ай бұрын
I use a fork and spoon for spaghetti. You can use the spoon to twirl the pasta around the fork 😅
James saying "I hate getting grisped" 😭
@letitiasd586
5 ай бұрын
I love getting gripsed and draped 😂😂😂
@ladybluelotus
4 ай бұрын
😂
The slut drop part had me crying,😅🤣 you man are too funny... it was the okurrrrrr for me
@nontobekoxulu2185
5 ай бұрын
What's a slut drop?
The way James screamed "..& then she thinks its f#•&en funny!" 😂😂😂😂thats how my man feels every single time I even get close to his bum😂😂😂
If someone handed me a bedsheet to dry off, I’d refuse and just air dry. That’s fucking wild!
@Jo_-_-t.a
5 ай бұрын
If it is a clean sheet, I'd use it. Grease my skin, deo, perfume all done eye f-ing him the whole time. Then get dressed and go and have a waz at home.
4:17 ‘’IM ON MY TIPPIES????????” 😂😂😂😂 😭 CRYING HELP JAMES WHAT
My spoon has it's speech ready " I'd like to thank god and the mother that made me who I am today. I've been in this feeding game all my life and to be recognised for this lifetime achievement award validates my existence" 😂
He was a barber and wore the same shoes EVERYDAY! His feet smelled like mildew, and he said he didn't smell it. He came over late one night and I left the door open for him. He took his shoes off at the door and the smell woke me up out of my sleep!! That was the last straw!
@poeticlovee
5 ай бұрын
😂 lol and yuck 🤮
@amyking4931
4 ай бұрын
WOKE YOU UP!!! 😂😂😂
@sitana84
3 ай бұрын
@amyking4931 woke up ready to fight hun. I made him put his shoes in the hallway.
@amyking4931
3 ай бұрын
@@sitana84 that’s amazing 😂 I love it!
First, rice with a spoon just makes sense. Second…A BED SHEET????!!!!
Not me as an American having to google what "off-license" means 🤣🤣
@bushidobrown6742
5 ай бұрын
It’s like buying sushi from a gas station
Ain't no way I'm giving a girl that Im seeing a bed sheet after she gets out of the shower that's crazy😂
pronouncing meme as mehmeh is crazyyy😂💀
@raqueljimenez8137
5 ай бұрын
Except for Spanish speakers
@precioustheedon
5 ай бұрын
@@raqueljimenez8137 really?😅 i did not know that
@b1tchesnparis
5 ай бұрын
Crine 😂😂😂
@kerianjohnson2972
5 ай бұрын
@@raqueljimenez8137 Exactly. I was about to say that lol
@user-bn1lb8ey9v
5 ай бұрын
people do this in my country and it drives me nuts
Giving a girl a bedsheet to dry off with after a shower is crazy
That sport science one was a little to personal 😂😂
I'm doing tippies is wild😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Went to high school with her. It takes the fun out of getting to know her, when you know their past, and know who they have dated or slept with, that includes your friends or bullies.
I broke up with a guy because we had the same name. It grossed me out saying my own name.😂😂😂
I literally gagged when he said that sandwich from the offy 🤮 No corner shop, no offy nothing eaten from there that's "fresh" And Mehmeh is hilarious😂
@PhreeLark
5 ай бұрын
What's an offy?
@vroxxzz
5 ай бұрын
@@PhreeLark Off license shop
My hubby is caked and sometimes I can't help myself but I know he hates it 🥴🥴🥴🥴
Okay but eating rice with a fork is like making a cake in a colander
@pr3tty_g1rl_
5 ай бұрын
Bruh, the way, like it should be illegal or smth
"And you paid to watch us" 2:03 WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
@poeticlovee
5 ай бұрын
I don’t get it
Fuhad's KAKA got me crying 😂😂❤
Me, in Americanese, "WTH is an off license?" 🤔
@kirac7961
5 ай бұрын
In the uk we call it an off license you call them liquor stores in America
@MsZZClayton
5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for asking this!😅
@lynnbrunache9865
5 ай бұрын
Thanks. I was picturing an old dirty gas station/7 eleven
@kirac7961
5 ай бұрын
@lynnbrunache9865 in the uk you can get sandwiches from those stores too 😃🤦🏾♀️ we call them either a corner shop & the petrol station..ain't no-one buying them though, God knows how long they've been there🤢
@lynnbrunache9865
4 ай бұрын
@kirac7961 thx. Good to know for when i visit.
I bet James is funny as hell to mess with as his girlfriend. Hate being gripped and on your tippies???🤣🤣🤣
He doesn’t want help took me out 😂😂😂
I'm literally eating rice with a spoon right now!! 😂😂😂
They say meh meh in Spain and other European countries. They also say WiFi as Wee Fee lol
James: “She wasn’t Fuhad”
I'm shocked that people eat rice with anything else other than a spoon😅😅😂😂
Over 30 years since it stopped, I can still sing the Um Bongo song, word for word.
Yo I'm crying at James's tippy comment!! Just straight screaming 😂😂😂
"And im doing tippies" bahahahahaha
it just makes my day whenever our daddies upload
"Mehmeh" is the Spanish pronunciation 😂
who eats rice with a fork?
@ernaisaacs983
5 ай бұрын
THANK YOU. Someone else with common sense. 🙄🤣🤣
@Benie92i
5 ай бұрын
Normal people, it’s rice not cereal 😭
@slinux8420
5 ай бұрын
@@Benie92i guess we are weird then
@MrE5785
5 ай бұрын
@Benie92i how do you get the loose grains, like are you using hands or?
@omokok1877
5 ай бұрын
Stab it with your fork ig
I love when men are uncomfortable when you touch there butts 😂😂😂😂
Not caca in the toilet 😭😭😭
I love these. Please never stop doing these lol.
Damn. That Umbungo mention was a THROWBACK!! 😂😂😂😂
I legit KZread the um bongo advert... my mission was to learn the lyrics as a kid 😂
I assumed everyone eats rice with a spoon
James needs to get gripssss in missionary that’s different different
Love you guys!!!❤
i was watching a comedian and said “i know where to go where it’s funny…” i’m here now!
Drying off with a bed sheet.....😂 memories from my childhood
Eating rice with a spoon ‘ especially a little one , is the smartest move ever !! Who would reject that genius !?
Damn, um bongo just unlocked a memory, what a throwback! I loved that drink too! The more they said it, the advert was playing in my head 😄
I needed to hear this today. It’s so savage. It’s so kleen. Dayum
😂😂 the moment I heard "Kaka in the toilet" i knew she is from South Africa 🇿🇦 and she's Xhosa 😂😂😂😂
He must eat rice with chopsticks 😂😂
@realpluslovely
5 ай бұрын
Big man has all day to eat🤣🫣
3:37 "Meh-Meh" THAT'S HOW WE SAY IT IN SPANISH!!!!! 😂😂😂
It’s the way I can’t even watch them while eating. I always end up laughing too hard and almost choking on my food 🤣
Last one was tooooo smooth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I ate rice, chicken, and vegetables with a spoon last night. LMFAO!!!
the bed sheet one is just wild
No the tippies 💀💀💀💀
" Im tryna set a record" got my chest huuuurrrt 🤣
'meh meh' took me out! 🤣🤣🤣
His lips disappeared when he smiled 😂😂😂
The ending sent me 🤣🤣🤣
0:25 i’m eating rice with a spoon as we speak
That's how I used to pronounce meme. My brain still defaults to it. It takes a second every time 😂
Nah I'm ready to be her cheerleader if she can score from a freekick 😍
I just sat down with my bowl of rice and clicked play on the video and I had left off on this spot. When I hit unpaused I felt attacked lol
What does he eat rice with? A spatula?
@persivy
5 ай бұрын
Chopsticks or a fork
@camronrobertson2613
5 ай бұрын
@@persivyYh a fork for rice is mental. So dumb😭
@ernaisaacs983
5 ай бұрын
@@persivy This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in My Life 😂😂😂
@omokok1877
5 ай бұрын
Using chopsticks for rice is even crazier
@ayoa1173
5 ай бұрын
@@omokok1877You must know literally no Asians.
Fuhad missed the chance to say Ka Ka, Nah Nah 🤣
Crispy!?? LMAOOOOOO I'm dead
This is hilarious 🤣🤣❤❤
4:00 😂 jamesssssss
Umbongo sounds South African😭😭
Way down deep...in the middle of the jungle...😂🎶
I’m laughing so hard you guys are so funny
Best podcast ever 🎉❤🎉
I agree. I don't understand how ppl eat rice with a spoon
James be liking that shit bro (super pause) 😂😂😂
He doesn't want help 😂
Had to look up off license 😂
My lips have been CRISPY
lmao My dude took a crap and said "Now's my moment. I feel light."
Me as a Spanish I'm proud of the "meh meh" 🤣
Great video 👌
LMAO!! The meme one!! 🤣😂 That’s how you say it in spanish, tho!
SNG lets gooooooo 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
nah “mehmeh” is INSAAAANE
When Fuhad said "caCA?!" I lost it XD
production quality is all the way up
They hit that okurrr a little too well
He said Unga Bunga and i was like WTF CAPT CAVEMAN HAVE TO DO WITH IT?! 😂
WAIT! I didn't even know there was a clips channel!! I just found it randomly. Maybe I'm just an acutal idiot but you all definitely should promote it more!