“Office space..” *Touker nearly falls out of his chair*

@volodyadykun6490

3 жыл бұрын

* getting out of bed

@nathanmcfarlane185

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 that killed me off

@scottg44

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣Canadian, funniest comment I’ve ever read about Toukers office space!!🤣🤣

You could literally hear him in his mind, telling Peter where to shove it

@Cloud-df3hy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Scottish myself and I can assure you that your very correct.

@susanwaugh3885

3 жыл бұрын

I’m also Scottish and I second that

@troo_story

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanwaugh3885 same same, gadge.

@getin3949

3 жыл бұрын

The sad part about it was Peter normally compliments people that have the answers and aren't stammering and stuttering and not answering his questions. This guy did his best I thought even though he WAS a little pushy but most good business people ARE pushy and assertive.

@mediaaccess2

3 жыл бұрын

I liked the guy and I've seen them approve worse presentations.

Nick Jenkins just gave him invaluable business advice for free

@OakApplegardens

3 жыл бұрын

In worse mood these days, since Jessops went bust.

@deriisaac702

3 жыл бұрын

True say bro! The advice Nick gave combined with Deborah’s was absolutely invaluable and hopefully he realised that & followed it!

@DrTune

3 жыл бұрын

@@OakApplegardens Jessops was owned by Peter

@-null-null8857

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrTune They got p0wned

@jessebella9322

Жыл бұрын

@@OakApplegardens What's Jessops got to do with Nick? lol and I can promise you with Peter being the only dragon to be worth over 1 billion, it really wouldn't keep him awake that his company Jessops went bust.

Nick is my favourite dragon of any series. The guy is so genuine and never rude, and I find a lot of times he sees a point of view to businesses the other dragons didn’t see. Bring back nick.

@SkengStiegenhaus

3 жыл бұрын

Nick is a real G

@malkayas1

3 жыл бұрын

Peter too

@Nthstar

3 жыл бұрын

Nick doesn't invest in much

@samanthamay6714

3 жыл бұрын

He was hideously rude to the gluten free entrepreneurs (but then again they all were, one of the few times they were completely out of line and also wrong about the market, which is now worth 43 billion).

@erk489

3 жыл бұрын

@@samanthamay6714 yea I was abit taken aback with that gluten one actually lol but generally he’s kind. And everyone makes bad decisions. They got it wrong about just eat which was on dragons den. even the best of them can’t be right all the time.

Love the Dragon’s Den lunchtime community here.

@prinsonaranha9684

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@PrestigeWorldWide179

3 жыл бұрын

Weres my fucken salami and I said no onion!

@the90sfattyfromtakethat

3 жыл бұрын

The old, the unemployable and single mothers

@Gabriellaskonto

3 жыл бұрын

@@the90sfattyfromtakethat and the mothers on maternity leave🤣

@the90sfattyfromtakethat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gabriellaskonto ur excused 😂

Nick: You don't need an investment to make profit. Do this, and you'll make money without giving up any of your equity. Narrator: Another devastating blow for the entrepreneur.

@Android18uk

9 ай бұрын

The narrator just loves that phrase too much. Sometimes I do wonder if he is actually properly following what is going on, lol.

I feel like he just got about 20k worth of consulting for free.

@SeanHenrichs

3 жыл бұрын

But so did you

@williamking1905

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't sound like the kind of guy who's going to listen anyway.

@MoAli72

3 жыл бұрын

Does it not cost anything to be on the show?

@MrRobertBatchelor

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoAli72 No, it's free. Anyone can apply. Even you.

@alifleury9571

3 жыл бұрын

@Just Browsing ßß@sß

Peter - *talks half of the episode* “I don’t like it...I’m not gonna waste my breath or my time”

@permabulk1454

3 жыл бұрын

Well when they show you a piece of printer paper with a company logo on it, as PROOF of 500,000 pounds worth of contract, is just egregiously absurd. Dude was cocky and talked too much any way lol

@joedwyer3297

Жыл бұрын

@@permabulk1454 nah he explained it was a pending contract and ntm his attitude is just confidence, not cocky at all

Think what you like of Touker, but he always throws himself into the demos 100%. Still remember him trashing that moses basket with his thumb in his mouth.

@thegirlfrommars4386

2 жыл бұрын

Touker is like that fun uncle that comes to family gatherings and chaos always erupts 😂

@JMM111

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegirlfrommars4386 Funcle Touker!! 🤣

5:12 Peter: "do you believe pigs fly" Nick Jenkins : 😏

@hardwatergaming7965

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@thealien_ali3382

2 жыл бұрын

THOSE that know will know, and those don't well haha🤣

@lorreba3054

2 жыл бұрын

in helicopters yes

@KJ-rk1nh

2 жыл бұрын

😃

@BenjaminGoose

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it? What does his moonpig company have to do with pigs flying?

Deborah is a simp for Peter. He's angry, she angry, he's out, she's out. Smh

Pending contract is just a screenshot of the logo lmao

@user-wickedflower

3 жыл бұрын

That was an epic move to try bullshit into an investment

@thealien_ali3382

2 жыл бұрын

A logo created in paint 🤣

@baltasarnoreno5973

Жыл бұрын

Cringe x100. I had to crawl behind the sofa in horror when I saw that 😧

I love how he says the word fitness as “fatness” 😂

@78rpmblog

2 жыл бұрын

yes, that confused me quite a lot :D

@BenTeutho

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking "A fatness program is not going to help"

@MushroomMamaa

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a play on words until the 5th time or so😂

@reuben3077

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂😂😂ikr I love how he pronounces words

@sunnie734

Жыл бұрын

And "bellions".

He can say Pete brought negativity to the other dragons but ultimately Peter just exposed why his evaluation was totally unreasonable.

I liked watching them act like kids and have fun.Touker trying to cycle was hilarious 😂

I love how nick always tries to give good advice.

He was a good salesman, but Peter deftly dismantled him in moments.

Peter: I'm not gonna waste my breath or my time. Yet he wouldn't stfu.

Imagine uploading a pitch about tackling obesity... at lunchtime whilst we sit on our arses scoffing our faces

@Kiara_Wrestler

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@chanchito4401

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm filling out nicely myself

I saw Debras eye light up when he said contracts. She was bummed that she didn't get to be the bearer of bad news on this one...

@liddybug8311

Жыл бұрын

There's another episode where Nick gets his hands on the shady paperwork first that basically says the opposite of what the entrepreneur claims and Deborah looked so jealous 🤣🤣🤣

Entrepreneur entering the den: "My favorite Dragon is Peter. I hope he'll invest." Me: "Oh great, how original..."

How often does the narrator high-five himself after each pun?

@RockyDave

3 жыл бұрын

...In the face, hopefully.

@MikeGush.

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the guy dragons den employed solely to write all the puns for the narrator…

Deborah: " Ive never done archery". Camera crew ducks.

I hate how Peter can be rude to someone and then when they rightly so get a bit defensive they're called spikey. If Peter wasn't so rude he probably wouldn't have had his back up.

@adammiller3188

Жыл бұрын

The point is to see if they can handle difficult situations. Business is incredibly harsh and they need to make sure they aren’t investing in wimps

@crusherven

10 ай бұрын

@MrMongoose221 Agreed. I didn't think he was "spikey" at all, though these are certainly edited. He just defended his claims against some rude accusations.

I really hope he listened. Although Peter's delivery was a bit agressive, Nick , Sarah and Deborah actually gave this guy a solid review of his business and the next steps he should take. It's almost as if they were trying to make up for Peter's abruptness...

@brendablee3046

Жыл бұрын

Peter is far too aggressive

@CaitlinLindsay

10 ай бұрын

Peter is not aggressive at all he is merely stating the facts

01:43 Peter Jones is already in a bad mood, that expression is priceless. I can’t see this going well for the tanned Scotsman...

@Ryanjoned163

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Albimar17

3 жыл бұрын

it is what Shetland beaches are doing to ya innit!¬

Sure he failed but like the dragons literally told this guy what to do next, especially Nick, to get his business booming. I'd see this as an absolute win regardless.

"I've been reborn" probably the most energetic i have ever seen this man

As soon as they say they have a favourite dragon we all know hes going to hate him 🤣

My favourite part of this pitch is that, in a strong Scottish accent, "fitness" sounds quite like "fatness"..

It’s good to see Marti Pellow has finally sorted his life out

Company went bust in 2019..

If a successful entrepreneur like Nick offers you free advice and a Year 1 strategy that gives you a path to growing your business without the need for investment, it might be wise not to be so dismissive..

@kjamlin

3 жыл бұрын

he said a ton of invaluable information, and i just hope he took some of it away with him

@rohielshah1779

3 жыл бұрын

@@kjamlin company dissolved in 2019

@BobbyTMF

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohielshah1779 hardly surprising the multi millionaire business people were right haha. Cheers for that!

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohielshah1779 "low risk investment"

@myrixica4222

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohielshah1779 considering what happened 2020 that's probably for the best cause the pandemic would have killed this.

LOL the irony when Peter says a whole lot of things to try and justify his decision and then says "I'm not gonna waste my breath".

Guy "Self assured " Dragons " You're too cocky "

enjoy your lunch evrebody!

@balance3201

3 жыл бұрын

Dinner where I am 🤣

@ISellSigals

3 жыл бұрын

@@balance3201 Having a pork pie right now :D

@balance3201

3 жыл бұрын

@@ISellSigals so this exercise stuff perfect for you 🤣

@danielpower2340

3 жыл бұрын

Just finished a Greggs, thanks buddy.😂👍

@chanchito4401

3 жыл бұрын

Having a fishcake with some potato waffles

Peter looked like he was holding the red "This Is Your Life" book.

Finally lunch can start

I literally did not understand a word this guy said. 😅

@user-wickedflower

3 жыл бұрын

You didn’t miss much he had a naff idea he didn’t want any free advice from some of the most successful people in the UK he wanted money ,publicity & maybe a trophy because he only needs his own validation.

@susanwaugh2383

3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on for gods sake there’s nothing unclear in what he said. Typical I can’t understand a word he says because he’s Scottish🙄

@jalamypeno

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanwaugh2383 🤣🤣🤣

@baltasarnoreno5973

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry. With your impenetrable accent he probably wouldn't understand a word you say either, and nor would anyone else.

This pitch reminded me of when Spud goes for a job interview on trainspotting

@MikeGush.

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@NicKensington

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing lol

Peter definitely woke up on the wrong side of the bed the morning this was filmed. That was quite brutal.

@MindSetReset

2 жыл бұрын

💯 agree and he turned his colleagues off investing..but the entrepreneur managed him well imo

Touker's eagerness and willingness to try the products is just the best 😁

tooker just breaking everything xD

Ooo I see that twinkle in Toukers eye when the dude mentioned he needs office space😂😂 Peter's so mean lol he's just mad Deborah shot him in the bum in rekon

@Boredeagle888

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@kimskis

3 жыл бұрын

I was astounded that Tucker's eyes didn't lit up at that part honestly...maybe he sold all of his available office space already(or has none in Glasgow for that matter lol)

@Nemcoification

3 жыл бұрын

His reaction when Nick says he doesn't need the office at 9:39 is funny as well :D

Touker falling off the bouncy hopper had me dead. 😂

Sarah Willinghams smile makes my day

@Billy_Boozer

3 жыл бұрын

simp

@DrB81

3 жыл бұрын

@@Billy_Boozer Incel.

@yebo-gogo

2 жыл бұрын

Ryan, Ryan, Ryan....

@middleagedpunk8923

Жыл бұрын

Sarah Willingham is the dictionary definition of the word luscious.

Micro Fitness ceased trading in 2016 and was dissolved in 2019. Turns out Peters concerns were right on this occasion.

@Sam-yr8ls

3 жыл бұрын

What a total joker 🤣

@Marsalien100

3 жыл бұрын

Because if the dragons gave him investment the company would've done way better.

@MrMarko4

3 жыл бұрын

@@Marsalien100 well he could have sought investors elsewhere, it's not just the dragons on tv that can make a difference.

@djpeekay25

3 жыл бұрын

I can see where Peter was coming from. It makes you wonder if he is forecasting £1.2m turnover with a huge profit, why does he need investment?

@ohiunku

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it’s dangerous to give away your margins. In this case imagine hearing how much you might be giving away of your local budget. People know you make money but no one wants to hear how much.

Nick gave some really great advice. I think he sees that this guy doesn’t need an investor, he just needs time

Man came in with arrogance and expected a warm welcome

They clearly enjoyed this pitch quite a bit 😅

Finally. Been waiting on new episodes

I love how Dragons get angry when confronted.

You’re really going to melt off the pounds with archery

@techtitanuk5609

3 жыл бұрын

Better being in front of the tv

@Orochi_001

3 жыл бұрын

@@techtitanuk5609 it’s like billiards without all that pesky walking business

@BenjaminGoose

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair proper archery (not the crap demonstrated here) can be very physically demanding.

@elobiretv

Жыл бұрын

​@@BenjaminGoose It is but I wouldn't say it helps people lose weight very well either. I know plenty of overweight archers

Appears he is a management consultant now. Been director of what I assume is his own company since last December.

@rishikotecha2032

3 жыл бұрын

PCF Consultancy abbreviation for Pigs Can Fly.

The dragons are looking around wondering how to turn on captions for this guy.

Nick is the most genuine and sincere Dragon.

@CaitlinLindsay

10 ай бұрын

Nah Peter will always be the best he is the most honest

His pitch was amazing. He has got answers to everything.

Peter saw this guy jump the que at Costa Coffee two hours earlier.

I'm not British, but to me it sounds like "Fatness company for children".

@lotsofspots

3 жыл бұрын

That's kinda where it's targetted!

@PriestessHephzibah

3 жыл бұрын

@@lotsofspots 😄😄😄

@flippa8204

3 жыл бұрын

Nor is he

Well here we go everyone! Let us all come together and watch another Dragons Den video! 🤗🤗🤗

this guy needs a hug after that toasting

I was cringing for the guy the whole way through. Way to blow his chance.

@jacobthorpe4316

Жыл бұрын

He didn't really blow it, though. He didn't get an investment, but he really didn't need it. He got a lot of very valuable advice on how to grow his business to be successful, advice that would usually cost thousands, and he didn't need to give up any equity in his company. Not only that, but being on TV gave him valuable advertising for free.

Just sat down for lunch at work.... Get dragons den on

We have the bow and arrow set. You can buy them in Decathlon

"I'm going to Stop you right there Peter" 🤦🏽‍♂️ - How NOT to talk to your potential investors! 😂

TOO POINT TOOO BELLION!!😄 Love his accent

crazy for the guy to say he's got a 500k contract and its just a printed picture of a logo lmfao

@Vincent.Wilson

6 күн бұрын

🤣

Even at the end there, his sum up was “It was Peter’s fault”, and not taking accountability that one of his proof of business concepts was literally a logo…

Peter can be so ARROWgant he doesn’t BOW down

@stormchild831

3 жыл бұрын

You, sure, hit the TARGET, there !

This guy was my lecturer at college last year, he still had the business but it didn’t take off massively the way he had planned, when he spoke about the dragons den he had nothing good to say about the experience

@XBlakeFreemanX

2 жыл бұрын

What a surprise…

@kmb1779

2 жыл бұрын

Lol he had nothing good to say because they rightly didn’t invest in his business, which failed. Sounds like they made the right choice.

@horusreloaded6387

2 жыл бұрын

@@kmb1779 people dont seek investment just because. They seek investment because they need it to grow/start off. It is like saying "I didn't give then a life saving procedure and they died, oh my I am glad I didn't"

I’d have loved it if Duncan and Steven had started screaming at each other in Gallic 😂

@deepredd

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Scottish Gaelic... Gaelic is the base language for both Scottish and Irish. You need to be specific which one you mean because they're both very different.

@sadikmeah4057

2 жыл бұрын

Steven talking in Gaelic?

There was no investment here so it wouldn't have really mattered if he held this line against Peter or whether he accepted he couldn't jump the turnover from £200K to £800K. The former required Peter to step down (he didn't as the contracts etc. meant nothing) and the latter would have resulted in all dragons saying they are out. Free publicity and some advice...

Dragons never understand any trade work of any kind. This is a solid business and the contracts are damn enticing. Schools would go nuts for this

@Joesmho23

2 жыл бұрын

They didn’t go crazy for it. Went balls empty then later fully rotted away a few years ago.

Best way to start the day.

@iamcork103

3 жыл бұрын

@Dragons' Den this guy inst verified don't trust him

@iamcork103

3 жыл бұрын

@Dragons' Den this guy inst verified don't trust him

@xxx-gu7gp

3 жыл бұрын

@Dragons' Den reported

In the end she just said go back home 😂

This bloke is running Pigs Can Fly consultancy now. His micro fitness dissolved

Why is it that so many entrepreneurs asked to explain sky-high forecasts, go on with "Because I believe in it this strongly!" If you've seen it it's hard to unsee.

Nick Jenkins is so much fun! There’s no dignity inside zorb but he went for it

Whenever I watch Dragons Den episodes I’m bombarded with alcohol advertisements, am I the only one? 😂

@philipmann5317

Жыл бұрын

It's based on your own viewing history...

I love the beginning... The girls shooting at the male dragons, one going crazy in thaz big ball😂

Meaden has the nerve to call somebody else spikey, I have been in front of her for 2 hours a few years ago and she is the Queen of Spike with a facial expression to prove it, that's really rich coming from her !

@csanton3946

3 жыл бұрын

They want investee to kneel and beg for them. These investors should look at this Guys passion and in his business rather than their own onion hearts afterall what this Guy is offering is for these investors to have a placement of their money with risks and potential return and not to please them by just agreeing on everything

@Lyle-xc9pg

3 жыл бұрын

@@csanton3946 his business went bust

@Joe-th7kf

3 жыл бұрын

@-- they should send you something in the mail at the end of the year, make sure your address is up to date with

@sadikmeah4057

2 жыл бұрын

She's not begging you for your money. She can be spikey all she wants

Spud from train spotting interview was all I could think about.

No investment, but the Dragons had fun with his toys!

As soon as he said to Peter Jones "can I stop you there " he lost. It is always the same with these dragons they don't like being spoken back at. He was far too confident for them. He can consolidate in Scotland whilst someone else steals his idea and runs with it in rUK!

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

His company dissolved in 2019 sadly

@rohithkumarsp

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock yeah that's more likely lol Peter was right.

@Spartonification

2 жыл бұрын

Scotland is in the UK....

@soyale360

2 жыл бұрын

Unless you're willing to prostrate yourself at the feet of the mighty Dragons you won't be deemed worthy of investing. "How dare you speak to me when I have willfully misunderstood your product / business!". Sometimes they need to look in the mirror.

@joedwyer3297

Жыл бұрын

@@soyale360 my thoughts exactly. It rubs them the wrong way when a guy shows up whos not humble enough for their tastes

Sound advice from Nick. I hope Steven listened to his suggestions.

Nick gave him sound business advice and all he say was a sarcastic ‘Thanks for your input.’

Just looked on companies house to see if the company was still going, it seems it's dissolved and he's now set up a business consultancy called "PCF consultancy" Pigs can fly consultancy 😂😂😂

JENNY: "I'll tell you where I am. I'm perched on a roof with twenty seven seagulls opposite Denbigh Subway."

@Joe-th7kf

3 жыл бұрын

im scared

"one of the worst health epidemics of our time" 2020: Are you sure about that

2:13 Somebody hasn’t realised that Touker has already gotten office space... Then again, he needs one in Manchester and not London...

'A lot of it is based on crystal ball' lol.

Hallo I'm here to get an investment in the den from peter Peter: hello I'm Peter I'm out

How does archery tackle obesity?

Thought the guy was great. If Peter spoke to someone like that in Steven’s local pub, he’d be pulling shards of glass out of his face for the next 5 years

@Woody991

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. That sounds like something to be proud of.

@zac8286

3 жыл бұрын

Every pub is full of people with no back bone or self respect not just Stevens local

@rohilthomson

3 жыл бұрын

There's a reason billionaires don't visit local pubs....

@janefaceinthewind6260

3 жыл бұрын

@@Woody991 Unfortunately, the Scottish can often be spontaneously very angry. I just can't get used to it, it's very unpleasant.

'the last page just has a logo & volcano insurance written over and over....'

Welcome to another episode of late night dragon dens... Which makes you late for work in the morning

Chump thinks he's going to turn over 800k renting out a bow and arrow set he bought from wilkos. I own a largeish business, everything Peter said is correct, and nick is totally right with his advice, and the guy just shrugged it off, no wonder his company closed.

Peter was savage but honest

Was good getting the ladies involved too.

Guy answered really well