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@nruth633

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a scam

@laughoutloud7844

2 жыл бұрын

A PERFECT EPISODE! 🤯

@russellzauner

2 жыл бұрын

Next: Competition Chainsaw Building Competition and Demo at the Big John Miller Memorial West Coast Lumberjack Show

A new tagline has been achieved: "The Modern Rogue: Unprepared for Success"

@simpleChoas33

2 жыл бұрын

I'd buy that shirt

@iamconio

2 жыл бұрын

@@simpleChoas33 100% tshirt

@Nemoaintafish

2 жыл бұрын

Please put that on a shirt

@Blackpheonix99

2 жыл бұрын

Should get that as a tattoo

I'm still amazed that this episode didn't take us all day.

@justinbrown9711

2 жыл бұрын

It was a pleasure to coach the two of you!

@saw1833

2 жыл бұрын

I had no idea this episode was coming, but the timing was perfect as I have a hatchet throwing session scheduled for tonight. 😅

@gothnate

2 жыл бұрын

Jason Murphy, it's Friday the 13th... This is your opposite day.

@Nobert594

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty jason will you be my friemd

@certifiablescribe9023

2 жыл бұрын

You guys were great students!

I'm having a weird moment here. This LOOKS like the Modern Rogue, it SOUNDS like the Modern Rogue, it FEELS like the Modern Rogue but it can't be the Modern Rogue because they... got it right....? Can't be.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

I'm as confused as you are.

There was one time, at a renaissance fair, I did an axe throwing challenge. We were given three tries, and I didn't hit the target on any of them. However, two of the axes became embedded in the dirt, handles first. I turned to the guy running the game and asked if I could get a prize for that. He turned and stared at what I had done for a solid sixty seconds, or so, then turned back to me and said "No, but that's legitimately impressive."

@Scotty-vs4lf

2 жыл бұрын

For the entire 60 seconds he was just thinking “I wish I could give them a small prize but I think I would get fired “ lmao that is impressive though

@VVheeli

2 жыл бұрын

I got sort of the opposite story. In my college friend group, I’m apparently known to be the most “Midwest” whatever they mean by that. And we had an axe-throwing event at a fair in the nearby town. Being the first time, they all got on the target board but not accurate. And I’m on the side with 4/5 axes near the center and thinking “This is not helping my image.” So I’m now Mr. Midwest to them which I guess could be worse.

@thisaccountisntreal107

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scotty-vs4lf imagine your boss firing you over a $.12 stuffed animal

@SilentReaperOFC

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisaccountisntreal107 People have been fired for FAR less.

"Wherever you hit: 'That's where I was aiming!'" I know you guys have talked about the Texas sharpshooter's fallacy on the show before, but I didn't think it'd be applied so literally.

@iamconio

2 жыл бұрын

also a t-shirt

I enjoy seeing how easily Jason was holding Brian that whole time.

@laughoutloud7844

2 жыл бұрын

It's was a perfect bro hug for sure.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

I had a brief thought to raise him up over my head, Dirty Dancing style, but then I thought, "Yeah, let's not drop your co-host onto his head."

@enricobaschenis4257

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheStrangerous okay, that's fair, but on the other hand, consider that it would be *excellent* content. Not to mention the absolute most hilarious way to reset the counter. Imagine. You sucessfully made every tree in a five kilometer radius fear for its life, danced with death and walked away unscathed, and yet, the manic gerbil man got head trauma nonetheless, and it's all on camera. Beautiful.

@dsauce1257

2 жыл бұрын

They’ve done it before. Waiting for the Modern Rogue romance episode

@laughoutloud7844

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheStrangerous As I read this I pictured it in my head with a clarity I've never experienced before. 🤣🤣🤣💀👻👼

Brian jumping into Jason’s arms is something I didn’t know I needed

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Me neither

@devikwolf

2 жыл бұрын

This brought a bigger smile to my face than probably anything else in 2021. Love you guys!

We are so glad our coaches Melissa and Justin could help you achieve the PERFECT EPISODE! Congrats!!

“Discovered how underprepared for success we are” - best quote ever!

PERFECT EPISODE!!! NOBODY LOST ANYTHING AND THEY LEARNED SOMETHING COOL!!

Aw the best nostalgia hit, did axe throwing on my second date with my partner here in Australia, and we just celebrated two years together! 💕

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats!!

8:07 That moment when you wonder if they discussed Jason pretending to fail, behind the scenes, in order to lengthen the episode and increase amount of instruction..? "Nah, the viewers deserve a win...and we need one."

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Pssh. You're giving us way too much credit.

I was expecting the injury counter to go down during their celebration. Would have been epic.

@mortalsongs

2 жыл бұрын

Brian trips and stubs his toe 😭

i aspire to one day have a bromance as strong as brian and jason's

We definitely need more of Brian mounting Jason Is Brian on a new anti-depressant or something these last few episodes? lol

@willmfrank

2 жыл бұрын

Brian IS an antidepressant.

@fellenXD

2 жыл бұрын

"We definitely need more of Brian mounting Jason" R34 moment.

@calvinzielinski213

2 жыл бұрын

@@fellenXD I'm sure R34 has been broke plenty of times with these two.

@danelisslow3269

2 жыл бұрын

Uh, phrasing

I went axe throwing with my half brother once, they taught us an underhand throw. It felt a bit awkward, but it was so badass to finally land one of those.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

I kind of wanted to try that, but didn't want to jinx it.

@snakex555

2 жыл бұрын

There's an axe throwing half brother accident joke in there somewhere

@grimdagoblinmain

2 жыл бұрын

@@snakex555 I went axe throwing with my half brother, he was my full brother before.

7:40 - That hug is too real, I can't handle the wholesome.

I don't know how I feel about Brian succeeding so well 🤣🤣 EDIT: I'm all about that Raycon dance 🤣😭🤣

So now that you’ve mastered parkour and axe throwing, are we going to see an episode on you guys learning how to flip through the air while throwing an axe, like a Russian Spec Ops?

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

You've clearly confused us with someone competent.

@najroe

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheStrangerous uhm, you have had quite a number of successes lately, so, uhm, partially successfull when under supervision seems about right.

@MaydayKeeper

2 жыл бұрын

Adam Celadin can probably show them some moves Dude pushes off trees then quick throws three knives on target

Condolences to the family of Andrew Hackard.

@riuphane

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and my he rest in peace and be remembered well

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

He was a genuinely good dude.

I don't know whats nerdier, that Justin successfully nailed an axe throw and said "Oya, Kandosii!" or the fact that immediately went... "That's Mandalorian..."

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

He SPEAKS Mandolorian! It was wild. :)

brian and jason both succeed at something? that's not them! it's a changelings invasion!!

Brian's victory-lap happy-dance was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

As a previous axe throwing league champion i find it awesome that they nailed it and made axe throwing look more approachable

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that!

honestly what happens when you listen to great teachers, the amount of information they gave in the first few minutes was amazing, good work rogues !

these episodes are getting increasingly more manic and I'm totally here for it

I grew up in the country the sort of place where you just let kids go into the forest and shout for them when diners ready. Anyway I remember I had a hatchet that my grandfather had rehandled with me and I would just through it as hard as possible at a wooden bord and it would bounce back and hit me a few times, never the blade part, you know to complete lack of fear children have. Anyway eventually I learned to stick it at any distance by putting the right amount of spin on it, I understand why they didn't teach them that but it's much more fun because then you can land trick shots at any time.

Brian's celebration of doing well reminds me quite a lot of Bert Kreischer winning a cheese burger making contest against Sebastian Maniscalco and handling it in a totally calm and professional manner. Not at all surprised by an unexpected result and totally kept his composure.

This is why I love axe throwing. It's so simple you just have to know what to look, and listen, for. It's also just challenging enough to not get boring. And I mean the inner viking just screams when you do it.

been having a rough week i just LOVE hearing the pure visceral joy from these 2 when they succeed. its like pure.

And just when I thought axe throwing was a good way to get myself on the show 😂 Speaking of that. I have an Atlatl expert for you guys. He’s an Experimental anthropology student

the childlike glee of brian is just so glorious to see

The part with Jason and Brian celebrating is gonna be a meme. I can already tell!

Brian's unbridled joy at having achieved "a perfect episode", chef's kiss Also, I will totally buy a Modern Rouge shirt that says 'Unprepared for Success"

OMG what an amazingly beautiful ending that was to this episode!!!

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

*sniff*...

Nice job on the perfect episode, Modern Rogue team! Though, hearing a "Kandosii" in the wild made my brain glitch lol

The Modern Rogue. Dexterity First. Safety Second

"Today I learned how unprepared for success we are." is one of the best phrases to describe this channel and community.

Florida man teaches Modern Rogue axe throwing responsibility and safety.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Heh. I kinda like that.

They were never ready for such success, it was amazing

4:45 Did...did he just speak Mandalorian? This is the way.

@certifiablescribe9023

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, my husband speaks it and can read arabesh. Because he's awesome

I have no words other than, I wish You well, Andrew's family and loved ones.

I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope you all, along with his family, are copeing well.

I used to teach tomahawk throwing. It really is amazing how easy it is... provided everything is stationary. Throwing while running at moving targets, now that's fun.

Jason carrying Brian... didn't expect that even the thumbnail

Got an ad for the "all new rogue" from Nissan... kinda fitting.

Omg, I think it's the first time I have seen Brian hear shoes!

@TheRealAlpha2

2 жыл бұрын

He always hears shoes, but he never listens. Not till today apparently!😄

@laughoutloud7844

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealAlpha2 I like what you did there. 😏

Hot damn gentlemen, that actually was a perfect episode! Congrats to you and the crew!!!!! However, I consider every episode of yours to be perfect, so thanks for another one fellas!

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Awwww. No *YOU'RE* perfect, Sean!

Some friends and I were just talking about trying out an axe throwing place that recently opened near us, and I gotta say, I'm feeling a lot more confident about it now. If these two can pick it up that quickly, then surely anyone can! X)

Full on expected Jason and Brian to reset the injury counter in their celebrations :) Cheers to subverting expectations, dudes

"what are their names and have they tasted blood?" "yes and no we don't name them"

"Today I learned how unprepared for success we are." "WE SHOT A PERFECT EPISODE!"

Hatchet throwing, Florida man and wife, seems about right. The only thing that DIDN'T make sense is when the nice Florida Woman said "safety first" ... That phrase doesn't exist in Florida.

RIP Munchkin Czar. For now you have entered the realm of the infinite rogue.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Realm of the Infinite Rogue. I like that.

the perfect example of quit while you're ahead.

They finally did it. The sons of guns actually did it.

I love how I discovered this channel because of watching a netflix show starring Brian 🤣

@certifiablescribe9023

2 жыл бұрын

Hacking the System helped us get there easier and with less hassle! Such a great program

Underneath, I have an add for injury insurance, seems reasonable for this channel

YES!! i love axe throwing, it's sooo fun! So glad to see y'all doing it

When I'd thrown a fireman's hatchet a school friend had 'acquired' some way (probably by his dad), I was side throwing it, left handed so it went in slanted. My 12 year old mind just thought 'I'll lean over a s**tload and then it'll fly straight!'....... I wasn't wrong neither 😂!! Once I'd got my distance and angle of leaning right, I could throw that insulated hatchet with such demonic, rage force that we had to cut it out of a tree a number of times. Damn, I wish I was 12 year old again with a fireman's hatchet, insulated to 20,000v. GOOD TIMES!!!

9:07 I almost feel bad for pointing this out, but Jason's throw was definitely an under rotation, not a "javelin".

@agent4266

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

This is hilarious to see because yesterday was literally my first day as an axe throwing coach hahaha

This episode felt like a good classic episode, but successful! Great job guys

Been to this place! Representing Orlando!

The energy of this episode is so wonderful. 🤘

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

We had so much fun!

Those are some good teachers

Everything about this episode was beautiful, well done guys!

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!!

PERFECT EPISODE!!!

Wiiiiine tumbler! And those dance moves are slick.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

WIIIIINE TUMBLER!!!

Fitting that they used the "Texas sharpshooter fallacy." Ha!

Very impressed guys good job

BRIAN FINALLY DID A THING! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

They're getting more trainable!

The drastic difference between them being taught by a carny and them being taught by teachers

Was wounding why this episode was so short. Good job guys.

...are we sure this is the right channel? Nothing went wrong, nobody got injured or anything.

Swin swing swing chop chop chop. Nice episode fam.

Glasses up for Andrew.

That Dave and busters axe throwing game won't know what hit it

I love that you measured how long the raycon battery life lasts by half of a Brandon Sanderson book!

MR peaks at 10:00

Rest in Peace Andrew Hackard.

0:10 I'll be sure to use this next time some homeboy is dissing my fly girl.

One time my coworkers and I got a bit sidetracked clearing a line in the forest (for digging the trench for power cable) It turned in hatchet trowing competition :P bets were made but I outright refused to participate in betting for/against anything. I think they were happy that I did as I was nailing all throws after the first that went handle first.

Ok but like... we're all genuinely impressed.

Brian, I am equally as proud of you for your second throw! Nice work homie! Jason, first and third? If y'all keep up with successes can this channel still go on!? Much lovie guys

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

Hugs and kisses, pal!

Who else thinks there should be a crossover episode between The Modern Rogue and Good Mythical Morning? I bet their friendship dynamics would be very entertaining mixed together.

@TheStrangerous

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 100% down with that.

@StaticImage

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheStrangerous It could get dangerous. Link is known to hurt himself with sharp objects. I think it would be a perfect fit.

911 - what's your emergency? Me - well I was watching an episode of Modern Rogue.. 911- the axe one? On our way... Me - also, do you know a good auto body guy? My hatchet is kinda stuck in my neighbor's car.

The perfect episode!!!

People are talking about how easily Brian got it, but that's not Brian. That's a bad impostor who wears close-toed shoes.

LOL! 32-hour battery life == half of a Brandon Sanderson novel. So good!

0:45 Worst thing to happen..." A guy once caught his shin" (nearly jabs the tip of his own holstered hatchet into his forearm)

10:48- 32 hours? Half of a Brandon Sanderson novel? Sounds about right.

I love greenscreen Brian and Clockwork Orange Jason.

I knew it would be a perfect episode when it started with a raycon dance

Crying laughing at this. Thank you.

I love this episode so much!! Laughed my ass off lol

Why was I expecting Brian to trip when he was running around and resetting the counter 😂

THEY DID A PERFECT EPISODE!!!