When I was a teenager driving to school and needed to get off the highway, an elderly couple refused to let me change lanes, even though I was signaling. They sped up to 70 and slowed down to 40, making me miss the exit to my school. Just then a cop pulled them over.

@celeca7

3 жыл бұрын

What jackasses! Glad they got caught

@cynthiam3943

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👏🇬🇧

@AngrySeagullBoi

3 жыл бұрын

Some old people’s should never be on the road in the first place. I have be close to getting hit by old ass people where I live too many times.🤦‍♀️

@brett8460

3 жыл бұрын

A group of teenage girls stole my parking spot and taunted me as they went in the store. I decided to ignore them and go about my day. 35 minutes later I'm walking out of the store with my bags of groceries and who do I see? That same group of girls trying to find someone to jump-start their car because the battery died. I got in my car, pulled up next to them, flashed my jumper cables and drove off.

@billolsen4360

3 жыл бұрын

@Ian Hotson I got a pair of those living next door.

"Could you please move your legs so I can sit down?" "No." "I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. I'm going to sit down. So you'll probably want to move your legs."

@michaelmclachlan1650

3 жыл бұрын

Worked with a fellow years ago, on a train an art student had her large folio occupying a seat. He asked her to move it, she refused so he sat on it. She got upset for some reason (here you can put things like that on the seat but must move it if someone asks for the place).

@user-eh2jk6mf9s

3 жыл бұрын

I was taught to always make space for people and when I see an elderly person/pregnant woman to offer them my seat. I always do that, since I have grandparents that I dearly love and hope to spread such kindness to others, to be an example.

@jadedownes504

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna fling him off the seats and sit down if he got a problem he got a problem that's all 😌💅

@Izie98

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-eh2jk6mf9s I was never taught such a thing, but I still do it because they need it more than me, who has healthy legs and enough energy to stand for a few minutes longer.

@nizitamaruvaka2294

3 жыл бұрын

I would say the same thing. I have severe joint and back problems, but I'll give up my seat for someone that needs it in a heartbeat.

*Dog travels 100km to bite it's owner* "Redo of the dog"

@fireflymiesumae

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Rolla_st

3 жыл бұрын

HM. I hate you But take my like

@illuzanaerenduill

3 жыл бұрын

The pure fucking will and dedication that dog put in it's revenge is really something

@freddiereagan6705

3 жыл бұрын

@@fireflymiesumae yeah 😅

@LadyEowyn

2 жыл бұрын

Guy deserved it.

0:15 -- Don't underestimate old people. You never know what they did when they were younger.

@ythelldoineedahandle

2 жыл бұрын

Also the older a person gets the less a life sentence is a deterrent.

@Nopaants

2 жыл бұрын

Plus, they no longer have fear nor tolerance nor patience.

@paradoxtatorstudios9681

2 жыл бұрын

one word: experience. don't underestimate an elderly person thinking they're old and slow lmao

@petemavus2948

2 жыл бұрын

@@ythelldoineedahandle ROFLMAO that floored me for sure, too bad I don't have one of those life alert thingggys yet !

@petemavus2948

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nopaants Like the old lady on the news who got the mugger with her hat pin ( her Sunday best ;) )

Also, one day I was on a bus and sat down on the only unoccupied seat available. The man sitting next to me slapped me and told me to f*ck off. Then I saw a police car pull up, and the officers entered the bus and escorted him off. That was the most satisfying karma I’ve ever seen...

@kriptionite8412

3 жыл бұрын

@AMELIAH WILLIAMS Negatives opinions are best held in.

@iatemycat5320

3 жыл бұрын

@AMELIAH WILLIAMS asholes would. Or just entitled people who think the whole seat is for them

@qwerty0047

3 жыл бұрын

@AMELIAH WILLIAMS "that's a lie why would the kid in this video take up space for no reason? it's either a lie or you did something to him"

@qwerty0047

3 жыл бұрын

@AMELIAH WILLIAMS It's the internet do something about it

@qwerty0047

3 жыл бұрын

@AMELIAH WILLIAMS I would if I'm the one who had a problem

Does anyone else hate those ones you can't actually read???

@soniabonner3795

3 жыл бұрын

In settings you can enlarge the captions I just did.

@SashaMkai

3 жыл бұрын

@@soniabonner3795 Thank you didn't realize that.

@dansan

3 жыл бұрын

Very bad to watch on the cellphone :/

@Monkey-081hs

3 жыл бұрын

@@dansan it is, I 100% agree with you.

@michaelrawson6261

3 жыл бұрын

@@dansan:... Pause button... Zoom function... Job done.

I'm glad Elton John was able to teach that boy on the train a lesson.

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

Boy on the train had it coming

@stevenbulmer6424

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see he’s not still standing 😁

@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145

3 жыл бұрын

I also thought he looked like Elton John lol!

@brounwynsmith848

3 жыл бұрын

My same thought at first too

@Leelz247

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

"damn, he sent him to God, same day shipping"

@chrissyguerra-schultz752

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHAH

@seantaggart7382

2 жыл бұрын

With express service First class

@taraelizabethdensley9475

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sitcomchristian6886

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, the guy was a jerk, but did he really deserve death for that?

@jamie1602

2 жыл бұрын

@@sitcomchristian6886 God said yes. We don't argue when God deems it so.

I love how the 73yo boxer only did one side of the face as if to say before and after

@xar5059

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😂👌

@gasser217

2 жыл бұрын

I love this guy.

@janwelcastro250

2 жыл бұрын

He used all right against him.

@vancemccarthy2554

2 жыл бұрын

He was a rightie.

One of my good friends stole 48 bucks out my purse helped me look for it we where the only people in my house we just went to the store got a drink i had 48 bucks left over so i know she took it so when she went to the bathroom i look in her purse and to my surprise😹 it was in there i took it back didnt say anything she left a few hours later called me and ask did i find it i said yep i found it she then hung up on me and blocked my number 😹😹 come to find out she told people i stole 48 bucks out her purse i politely said no i stole my 48 bucks back from herafter she took it out my purse😹😹☕☕🖤

@fuadasyari6600

3 жыл бұрын

Good story but punctuation please for the next one

@saucewrld9995

3 жыл бұрын

kittie berry this is honestly a really great story, I'm glad I saw this 😂😂😂 good for you!!! And thanks for sharing, I wish you the best!

@DesignGurl

3 жыл бұрын

This remind me of a classmate that didn't bring her text book...

@mugiwaraprincess

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuadasyari6600 didn't you know? nowadays "😹" replaces all types of punctuation, very convenient

@tylerdavidson720

3 жыл бұрын

I could read your story better than I could read the shit on the video

I had a Karen who slapped me and ended up pushing me into broken glass after she destroyed my lunch. When we went to court, I (well, really my mom) got double the amount of money my medical bills cost from her. Her face when the judge gave the verdict is something I'll never forget

@uhmokay5995

2 жыл бұрын

She deserves it

@mattthomas9049

2 жыл бұрын

I had a Tamika do that to me as well.

@CamdenakaNeptunesdaughter1213

Жыл бұрын

U ok though

@wavermelon

Жыл бұрын

@@CamdenakaNeptunesdaughter1213 I'm okay, don't worry! That was over 4 years ago

@neverflybg9892

Жыл бұрын

my gosh! she got what she deserved is your face okay now?

Buying all of the big candy so the kid couldn't have any of them - PRICELESS! That one really made me laugh.

@tracyroweauthor

2 жыл бұрын

I would have then turned to the kid and said "next time treat your mother with respect"

@CamdenakaNeptunesdaughter1213

Жыл бұрын

That kid is gonna grow up to be a Karen if his mom caved in like that every time

@alfonsethegreat

Жыл бұрын

Actually it was 24 dollars

The driver who kicked the stray deserves a big KARMA

@manojeswaran5030

3 жыл бұрын

He did get a big 'BITE' of karma

@whoiskuhyupid7299

3 жыл бұрын

He couldve just ran the dog over

@itshyeonjindae

3 жыл бұрын

Jaehyunieee 😭😭😭

@imjaehyunsbread2953

3 жыл бұрын

@@itshyeonjindae yeeeeeessss

@rico_1617

3 жыл бұрын

@@whoiskuhyupid7299 yeah then it wouldn't have come back

0:40 “No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.” - Aesop, The Lion & The Mouse.

@buckfoi5099

3 жыл бұрын

Love the quote but, kind acts dont always have kind results Aight im sorry for spreading negativities

@SpiritedHeart94

3 жыл бұрын

@@buckfoi5099 no you’re right, but only a real POS would treat an act of kindness in a negative way, like this one story I saw on the news where some ungrateful b**ch sued a guy for saving her from drowning because he “didn’t have permission to touch her,” I mean what kind of person does that? Ridiculous. 😒

@ravensathighnoon

3 жыл бұрын

Not to ruin the sentiment but I'm pretty sure the truth came out about them and it was all a scam to get them free money.

@SpiritedHeart94

3 жыл бұрын

@@ravensathighnoon got any proof of this? Links? Etc.?

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpiritedHeart94 people have been sued for saving women's lives in cpr due to exposing the chest to find the correct spot to place there hands. Mind you they NEVER moved or removed their bra. They were doing what they learned in cpr classes

The face of the man who slapped the female constable looks like he's just regretting every decision he's ever made that led him to that moment.

@Kayenne54

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like he's going to a very nice five star holiday resort...not.

@local.tiktoker9668

2 жыл бұрын

What's a constable

@esdigital5259

2 жыл бұрын

@@local.tiktoker9668 Google it.

One time I had a man on a bus grab my thigh without permission. Just then, another guy twice his height who was sitting next to him grabbed his thigh and fucking death gripped it Infront of my eyes. Best moment of my life guaranteed

@dblum

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@darthcalebyt9526

Жыл бұрын

nice

@I-forgot-how-to-draw.

Жыл бұрын

Got his karma for sexual (assault?)

@RainRemnant

Жыл бұрын

Damn it's like that guy was karma himself... amazing! Wish heroes like that were everywhere, what a scumbag that other guy, touchy creep, was 🤢

When his height starts with 5ft... Awesome I don't need a stool to see him!!!!

@sophiaj2067

3 жыл бұрын

Short girl sqaaaauud!!

@buckfoi5099

3 жыл бұрын

Im so fucking happy you people exist

@rmfics1362

3 жыл бұрын

Me being 4'9(short af) please be someone whose height starts with 5' First and last ✅ in my list.

@icequeenhr7523

3 жыл бұрын

When his height starts with 5ft... I don't feel like a midget. Also Levi!!!

@melanisticmandalorian8909

3 жыл бұрын

how you doin' ladies

I like the one with the openly gay boy and gang leaders 😆 especially the gang leaders

@ehm.toasting

3 жыл бұрын

That one was so freaking wholesome and cute Guy has a whole harem with him- lol

@ehm.toasting

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarah Hamilton damn wth, where do I find these people, *I'm living in the wrong country.* That's so wholesome-

@andreeacat7071

3 жыл бұрын

when the “bad” guys are more loving and accepting than the “good” guys

@alschn7620

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a good story

@nishi6469

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr makes my heart melt reading it 🥰

I once was walking down a flight of stairs at school holding a thermos and a laptop in its case. There were two girls sitting at the bottom, blocking the exit. I politely asked them to move, and they told me bugger off. I then tried to push past them, but one girl grabbed my legs to try and get me to trip. I then accidentally-on-purpose dropped my thermos on her head and swung my laptop into the back of the other girls head trying to save myself, and then got down the stairs, picked up my thermos, and walked away. I later got called into the head of year level's office for attacking the two girls. When I told them what happened, the HOYL let me go free, and gave the girls' detentions on top of their injuries.

@dblum

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao nice. It’s such a shame you “accidentally” hurt them.

@wizardsuth

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic that they reported you for attacking them after they tried to trip you.

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

2 жыл бұрын

They got what they deserved.

Many years ago I was riding my bike and trying to ignore a truck driving creep shouting gynecolical expletives at me. A cop pulled him over because he's violated some traffic law. The officer was writing out a ticket and the situation was that I had to get off the bike to walk by them. When I went by Mr. Congeniality shouted at me, "What are you looking at c**t?" The cop said to him, "Nice going, asshole," and instead arrested him. It was kind of a double karma strike.

"Old man who used to be a boxer, marine and hand to hand combat instructor" Sir, would you please be my grandfather? 3:56 The builder has seen too much cartoons.

@wecrystal

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he was a triple threat.

@unknownguyindo4356

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I would like to make a snowman like that and still do. But only if snow actually come.... Sadly, I lived in a tropic country :(

@RandomPerson-hd6wr

2 жыл бұрын

Must've been that training

Did you see how happy that snowman looks?

@Lolybelle009

3 жыл бұрын

The snowman was probably laughing at how much are the repairs to the vehicle going to cost and also about how is the driver going to explain it to their insurance! Hahaha, que pendejo!

@michelleschrock9141

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it seems like the snowman would say "Get dunked on" ⛄💀

@vanhattfield8292

3 жыл бұрын

He could see the "snowblower" coming his way... 🙄

@judywilks3644

3 жыл бұрын

It helps his weight loss plan end quicker...

@Soldier-Down

2 жыл бұрын

It's like he knew full well how much this was gonna cost the dude

My uncle left the marines 30 years ago He still looks like a marine That extensive of training doesn't really leave your body

I have made friends with a Calico cat. One day, she was just minding her business, when out of nowhere, three 20y/o or something adults swept her from my wall. She bit his hand so hard, it started to bleed, and they probably had to rush him to the doctor. My kitty came back up and went to sleep again.

@soniamoon3426

2 жыл бұрын

Ppl are mean. Take care of her

@Kitty-mb4hy

2 жыл бұрын

They did what to her? Pushed her off?

@rayyanasif9689

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kitty-mb4hy no, there are three walls that border my backgarden, she was peacefully sleeping on the one opposite to the entrance. They came and grabbed her forelegs and pulled her down. I'm pretty sure their intentions were more than just petting her.

@Kitty-mb4hy

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayyanasif9689 oh my god, poor furchild. Glad she was able to defend herself.

Also have to question 8:37, motorcycle acid attack. Don’t know about you, but I’d be very leery of throwing acid onto the person driving the bike WHERE I AM A PASSENGER!! The whole crashing thing, ya know?

@kanduyog1182

3 жыл бұрын

Well, based on the aftermath. It's safe to assume that she wasn't known to be bright.

@richardcranium9025

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy is as crazy does, thats what my mamma always said.

@glitch_dood2929

3 жыл бұрын

If you look closely you will see her nipple Lmao

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

If they were broken up what was she doing with him anyway?

@realglutenfree

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. Just how dumb can someone be?

1:15 elephant to the hunter, you're coming with me

@freddiereagan6705

3 жыл бұрын

But let's give him a respect anyway

the sewage tank on the motorhome thing is more common than you'd think. In the UK, some narrowboat owners swap the labels on the diesel and sewage tanks to mess with fuel thieves.

I remember the one with the hand sanitizer. He thought he could go on Amazon and sell them at exorbitant prices but Amazon was cracking down on that. He ended up having to give them away to schools and hospitals and lost a mint! I say good for him!

Parents who give in to their bratty kids' tantrums in hopes that "they will grow out of it eventually"...I'm not even gonna finish that because it doesn't make me any better to sit here using profanities against them. But seriously learn about the differences between discipline and corporal punishments. In fact do both if you have absolutely have to.

@kriptionite8412

3 жыл бұрын

“They’ll grow out of it eventually” 10 years later... “T-They’ll grow out of it eventually”

@Starlightthedark

3 жыл бұрын

My friend will put things that are his sons treats back if the lad desisded to throw a tantrum in public for more treats.

@vlst8715

3 жыл бұрын

I can tell from my experience that parents of these kids are absolutely fine with it and they're raising their kids like that for a reason, so changing their minds is unlikely. They don't hope kids will grow up, they are afraid of it. Many of them would blame their kids for being "defective" and play a victim/perfect parent, when in fact it's the other way around. Very sick stuff. Have you ever watched South Park? Eric Cartman and his mother are a surprisingly good example of this. There was an episode dedicated to their relationships ("Tsst", S10 E7) and it actually was approved by a clinical psychologist. Check it out, it's great.

@maxpower8094

3 жыл бұрын

Those kids grow up to be antifa and BLM.

@missblueberry1033

3 жыл бұрын

Corporal punishments traumatize kids and make them more likely to go to prison and have anger issues, so if you are trying to raise a decent human you should really stay away from that...

8:16 So... do they charge the other guy in the bar fight with murder?

@victorvance2573

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe with unlawful assumption of public authority.

@danielleee6533

3 жыл бұрын

I believe the guy who killed him was actually the grim reaper who was ahead of schedule 🙂

@grimmer-rd1mm

3 жыл бұрын

@@victorvance2573 that would be a hilarious verdict.

@christopherbzowski4346

2 жыл бұрын

more like manslaughter 2nd degree

@nirfz

2 жыл бұрын

Seemingly they did not: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Leon_Gregg

The guy with all the hand sanitizer and nowhere to sell it ended up giving it away after he started receiving threats.

@rachelgarber1423

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was early in the pandemic. He initially tried to pass it off as being a good guy donating it, then word got out about that too.

@michaelmclachlan1650

3 жыл бұрын

We had something like that in Australia early on. He enlisted friends to help him with the purchases. Ebay pulled his listing due to the obviously extortionate price and the selling company refused to take back the goods. Don't know what he did afterwards.

@kittycupcakes5816

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachelgarber1423 I remember that guy. Thats what I heard that he was donating it/ giving it away to people.

@sketchylittlethings-7423

3 жыл бұрын

That dude lives ten minutes from my house. It was the talk of the town for months lol

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

Then it serves they right.

Respect to the lions that mauled the hunters

@RandomPerson-hd6wr

2 жыл бұрын

Poachers

@SongCovers71113

2 жыл бұрын

Lol mad coincidence that I’m on that bit then I scroll randomly and see this XD

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-hd6wr Poachers/Hunters, both are terrible people. Sorry, but it's true.

@RandomPerson-hd6wr

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker no

“ Man got crushed under a shot elephant” F

@whatswong5652

3 жыл бұрын

F

@i7estroyer

3 жыл бұрын

@Dalim Dalim Thats how human evolution started tho bro. If we didnt kill animals none of use would be here

@whatswong5652

3 жыл бұрын

@Dalim Dalim we had to kill them for our safety they are wild animals after all meaning they are unpredictable.

@TryNotToLie

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatswong5652 Uh- they are animals? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT??? THEY ARE NOT YOUR TOY

@yuriang_8050

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatswong5652 huh?sharks just kill tens of poeple meanwhile us humans kill HUNDRED MILLIONS OF THEM.it looks like we're the real savages

1:02 Well this shows how smart are dogs

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty good

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

Dog can remember the people they meet, even in a year

I also loved the one where the fire department had to break a person’s car window to put the hose thru. Had the same thing happen in Chicago in the cold winter. Not only did they break the windows, they poured water IN the car & on his tires which froze.

@CamdenakaNeptunesdaughter1213

Жыл бұрын

I hope the guy met Jack Frost after that

Someone pass that father an award for reacting accordingly

Once had a neighbor steal my bike so I went all around town looking for it. Finally found it at a grocery store so I grabbed it and hid in some bushes to wait for the guy to come out and the shock on his face was priceless when he realized the bike he stole was "stolen" from him. I decided to make his day worse for him by riding up to him and said "Too bad you don't have a bike to help you get home faster" and sped off.

@horror__sans

Жыл бұрын

Great job soldier 😎

2:33 Serious question here: If after your robbery, the venue has more cash than before, is that even a crime, or just criminally stupid?

@wizardsuth

2 жыл бұрын

Attempted robbery is still a crime, as is assault.

@TsukiKatana

Жыл бұрын

Still think that employee should get a raise. Made the store money on a robbery? Employee of the month, right there.

My dad has not always been the most considerate of drivers. One time he pulled into the left turn lane past the line, and ignored my mother when she pointed this out. The next second, a fire truck crossed the intersection and he had to reverse the car back over the line so they could pass. Beauty and splendor. This world is often full of it.

It's nice that this video includes stories where the person deserves good things, and not always bad things. (Though both are just as satisfying to hear of.)

That candy bar one has to be Zack rushing lol

@amirulasyraffishak9647

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get that one

@mysticmusical

3 жыл бұрын

@@amirulasyraffishak9647 poor mom caved into agreeing to buy the large Hershey bar for her brat of a son, dude was ahead of them in line and bought out all of the bars so the kid couldn't get any 😂😂

@amirulasyraffishak9647

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysticmusical ohhh so he was in front now i get it. Shit i gotta watch that back to get the joke 😂

@FauZhee

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysticmusical if I'm not mistaken, the little brat called his mom "b*tch".

@xar5059

2 жыл бұрын

@@FauZhee ye

So Cool seeing our Mayor on here with the garbage delivery to the litterbug. That was a surprise! Loved it!

I remember a while back in second grade I had this new monster high bike that I LOVED, but when we locked it up for the night in the bike lock area in my apartment complex, we must have not fully locked it because the next day I go out and it was stolen with the bike lock there on the ground. Few weeks pass by and I’m driving to school with my mom when I see my bike absolutely destroyed on the side of the road like it got hit by a car. Mom said she saw some blood on it two. Serves em right ig

@thisismyname5317

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh! That bike got bad luck.... Or that dude got karma

@killuazoldyck9034

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisismyname5317 hopefully the guy got karma😌🙏🏻

I like how the title misleads you to expect only bad ones but there are some wholesome ones

It's so satisfying to see people get what they deserve😂❤️

@Kadexis

3 жыл бұрын

so dying is funny?

@armyshope

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

@@armyshope I believe it's referencing when elephant fell on the hunter. Personally I feel the hunter got what he deserved.

@armyshope

3 жыл бұрын

@@elavke5441 yeah that's true

@Sarthok866

3 жыл бұрын

@@armyshope !?

So, we out here with Fedex shipping people to heaven now? 5 stars. 🌟🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

@zohaibjamal876

3 жыл бұрын

Could be hell

@anerd6321

2 жыл бұрын

I would like to ship myself to a place where sleep exists

@Kayenne54

2 жыл бұрын

May they all get lost in the mail.

@paigemosher8697

2 жыл бұрын

That's assuming they'll do their damn jobs and deliver on-time.

@dynastypierce5446

Жыл бұрын

@@zohaibjamal876 Well they have to go to heaven first to face the judgement of God before they go to hell.

The dog who came a long way to bite his owner who had abandoned him is a true Chad

Love the 73yo boxer, Marine and hand -to-hand combat instructor... Do not fck with us older fellas!.. We were young and dumb once but lived to tell the stories! Hah!.. and also the candy bar guy is a legend hahaha

3:12 Alright, it’s story time. Imma write this down and make a fanfic because I want to imagine how the boy reacted to knowing that people had his back. I hope they are still good friends, cuz they are definitely true buds. Edit: guys, I wrote only one chapter and tbh, idk if I can continue it cuz I’m working on another book atm. But I definitely will finish it when I have some time.

@kikischan2063

3 жыл бұрын

if you do, pass the link, i would like to read it

@shadysunflower2099

3 жыл бұрын

@@kikischan2063 aight, got Wattpad? It’ll most likely be on that. I’m seriously planning it.

@Maja-pp3jl

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadysunflower2099 I'm in! Tell me when and where and I got you!

@Maja-pp3jl

3 жыл бұрын

What's your name?

@shadysunflower2099

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maja-pp3jl it’s ’’ pls don’t be shocked by the books I already have there.... I’m also willing to work together with anyone on the book. I’ll delete this comment soon tho cuz I don’t want my account name out here for long..

I was once traveling on a single lane road that had a lot of curves out in the middle of nowhere. A cop car passed me so I was doing just under the speed limit since that seemed like a reallllllly good idea at the time. A little while later a red sports car starts riding my bumper, honking and getting mad that I won't speed up. I was thinking if I go to fast I'll catch up to the cop or miss one of the curves. So, I kept going looking for a place to pull off so stupid could pass me. He passed me illegally before I got the chance by barely clearing my front bumper. As he passed me he almost sideswiped me and told me to "get of the road you %^&*" as he flipped me off. A little while later I entered a town and there is stupid and the cop having a nice talk at the side of the road, I waved at him as I drove by. He didn't seem happy at my friendly wave. I guess he caught up to the cop car and probably tried the same thing with him. Maybe he will be more careful and live long enough to be an old bad driver instead of a young realllllly bad driver.

@CamdenakaNeptunesdaughter1213

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Woman: "When his height starts with 5'..." 4ft guys: "Finally, my time has come!"

That armadillo was like: nope

“Outrunning Karma that boy, he’s such a charmer all the bugs and their larva follow, him out to Colorado..” 🎵🎶

@radioactivelight2189

3 жыл бұрын

...

@sophiaj2067

3 жыл бұрын

@@radioactivelight2189 It’s a song by Alec Benjamin.

@radioactivelight2189

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiaj2067 Oh I Never knew what song it was..

@krohme8005

3 жыл бұрын

"Ten dozen hearts in a bag, their bodies lying he'll drag them down to Colorado. A modern desperado~"

@clumsyugly7984

3 жыл бұрын

"And he'll race for miles through the night He runs because he knows he cannot hide"

1:30 i’d gladly do the same. Glad he left without any charges, hope his daughter is safe

@judyrilley2916

Жыл бұрын

They had a law in Texas that you would be declared innocent if you could prove " He needed killing".

@CamdenakaNeptunesdaughter1213

Жыл бұрын

Mentally probably physically possibly

About 9 or so years ago I had a night out with friends at university and we got a taxi home. In my stupid drunk state I thought it would be funny to pull a runner on the taxi driver. Next morning I wake up and I can't find my phone. After checking everywhere I notice an unseen fb message and it's from the taxi driver. He dutifully asks for my address and agrees to drive to me and return the phone. To my surprise he didn't even mention the incident, nor ask for any kind of payment. I felt ashamed. I made sure I emptied my account and paid him what I had £60 ($80). Lived off cuppa soup for about a fortnight, but that's better than a lifetime of feeling like a complete bellend!

Seriously though why is everyone into tall guys? I like short guys and sometimes I think I'm the only one. I don't like craning my neck to look up at anyone

@onespiceybbw

3 жыл бұрын

You aren't the only one. I like short men also. :)

@xyzxyz4643

3 жыл бұрын

I like both tall and short people in general.

@TheBlueberryymuffin

3 жыл бұрын

I hate feeling tall, so that’s why I like tall guys.

@vivanyatodd5036

3 жыл бұрын

I like a guy who's around my height. And since I'm kinda short for a woman, it means he'll be kind of short for a man too

@fireflymiesumae

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueberryymuffin understandable

6:43 THE BEST ONE. LMAO!!

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO, i wonder what's in his search history ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

@Shashi Rekha wait what- We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give ᴳᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Yes Don't *Don't* *DON'T* all right You want to get Rickrolled again? Here you go We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give ᴳᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Again Hehe We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give ᴳᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Lol We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give ᴳᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give ᴳᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Enough Rickroll for today

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

@Shashi Rekha lolz

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

@Shashi Rekha LMFAO WHYYYY

West Virginia representatives getting exactly what they voted for was precious. What’s next on their agenda, making toast while taking a bath?!

@sitcomchristian6886

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, the raw milk one? I actually looked that up: "What the investigators did manage to determine, the Gazette-Mail said, was that out of six delegates who reported symptoms such as diarrhea, fever, and nausea, only three said they had drunk the raw milk, raising serious doubts about the milk being the cause of the illness." Besides, who cares if they want to buy/drink raw milk? So what?

My best friend stole my crush only to be heart broken by him in a month.

@thisismyname5317

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@caitlynmeadors4170

3 жыл бұрын

And that's why you stay loyal to your friends

@whynotyk2308

3 жыл бұрын

Did they really "steal" your crush? Like did they know you had a crush on your crush, and purposely "stole" them?

@tingle2323

2 жыл бұрын

Very good.. Screw both of them.. Worst to have best friend like this

@tingle2323

2 жыл бұрын

@@whynotyk2308 well we should live in real life.. As a friend don't tell me we don't know how can our frd is attached to crush.. And still we r ruining them by going after them.. It's just show our selfishness... There's a different crush like group crush.. My frd and i has same crush while its not that any of us wanted to date.. So we didn't have so much problem.. Some things aren't about legal, illegal, right or wrong.. Its about common sense and emotions.

Damn. That FedEx same day shipping had me cracking up 😂

I admit I did not understand some of them.

@DazzlingPotatoes

3 жыл бұрын

Like?

@xxskiipsixx7599

3 жыл бұрын

@@DazzlingPotatoes the one about the empty office after the climate change denial thingy. Can someone pls explain?

@DazzlingPotatoes

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxskiipsixx7599 what's the time stamp?

@xxskiipsixx7599

3 жыл бұрын

@@DazzlingPotatoes 6:12

@ubercatsr3427

3 жыл бұрын

@@xxskiipsixx7599 If you look closely, the office is flooded with water

Ooh, I remember that hand sanitizer one. It happened right at the start of the pandemic. This was one of those a-holes who bought up _all_ the available hand sanitizer and masks (like, it was _right_ at the start, where you couldn't find any on the shelves _anywhere_ ) and tried to resell them at a massive mark-up. But before he could unload it all, websites started their big crackdown on price gouging and starting freezing offenders accounts so he was stuck with it.

@wizardsuth

2 жыл бұрын

In some cases hoarders were charged with price gouging, and the products they hoarded were confiscated and distributed to the public for free.

I LOVE the poacher stories. Keep them coming.🤣

@chiensyang

2 жыл бұрын

God answered the pastor's prayer.

The girl who stole her own bike back is LEGEND. 💙💥💡💃

4:02 alright for those who don't get this, basically the dude bought all the candy bars from the store so they'd be nothing left for the brat.

The respect your mother one was priceless 🤙

My favorite moment: 2:48 how she has him on a LEASH OMG

The elephant one is awesome.

1:02 he came back with his homies *RESPECT* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Unpasteurized milk sales one made me laugh. You really have to grow up with it and it has to be extremely fresh. My grandparents have a farm and I lived there as a baby. The farm was taken over by my aunt and uncle in my 20's. When we visit them, I love drinking unpasteurized milk but I don't let my kids drink it. They're too old to start and it will likely make them sick. There's no point. It's really something your gut bacteria needs to be used to. If you're not from a farm, I highly recommend you don't drink unpasteurized milk. Yeah, it tastes better but I doubt it tastes good enough to be worth it. Sales of unpasteurized milk in the UK are only directly from the farm, when it's still fresh and relatively safe.

@vivanyatodd5036

3 жыл бұрын

My parents used to subscibe(?) fresh, raw milk (that what's it's called. I always take it as unprocessed milk) for around a year when I was a teen. They boiled it 3 times before it's safe to drink, and I think it did because we didn't get sick, not even me and I got diagnosed by lactose intolerant 10 years later and had a bad reaction to some specific milk brand since I was a toddler.

5:08 The guy: *throws a brick* The car: *uno reverse card*

0:17 judging by his extensive but actually pin-point swelling and a vacant stare, he was floored with one precise punch to the jaw and will be dazed for months.

If only ALL of life could be so just----and hilarious!

The lady constable one was from Pakistan.....he deserve it to treate a women like this😠

@itz_cinnabon9963

3 жыл бұрын

@SHAMITERAN ANNANTH A/L VIJAYA ANNANTH Moe maybe he slapped her in a sexual way? I don't think it really specifies so it could be a possibility ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@itz_cinnabon9963

3 жыл бұрын

@SHAMITERAN ANNANTH A/L VIJAYA ANNANTH Moe like on her rear for example

@tab4account128

3 жыл бұрын

@SHAMITERAN ANNANTH A/L VIJAYA ANNANTH Moe this is pakistan we are talking about men think of themselves as superior even if he was wrong he would try to justify it wrongfully

@freddiereagan6705

3 жыл бұрын

@@itz_cinnabon9963 😁

@nevergonnagiveyouup1180

3 жыл бұрын

I’d say he’d deserve that if he slapped a man like that as well Not disagreeing with the fact that he deserved it Just saying it really didn’t matter if she was a woman or man. You should try to be polite to people regardless of gender.

2:07 An Emperor's duty : To keep his citizens safe from enemies , which is exactly what he did , hats off to you Emperor!

5:53 it became such a meme that there's even an entry of it in urban dictionary

@van4123

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Hungarian, and this is so funny to me! He really got what you he deserved.

@ridita5221

2 жыл бұрын

There are memes too!

1:26 what!!! This is ermmm...indeed a karma

@realglutenfree

3 жыл бұрын

Only possible in the US. In my country the father would have gotten at least 5-10 years, if hes unlucky even life sentence. While if the rapist would have been alive and judged, his sentence would be around 3-5 years, if even. The rapist of my best friend abused a lot of children and got out after 4 years... Legal system in germany protects the offenders.

@michellechong1279

3 жыл бұрын

@@realglutenfree oh my god 🤯🤯.... thanks for the information.

The acid attacker was the most funniest as she is one of the first person to become both the victim and the perpetrator. Damnnnn.

Love the dog,suits the owner right.

Love the Venice one. Shows how dumbed down some people have become by Corporate Media & Government propaganda. Venice has battled rising water levels since the fifth century. But today, the water seems to be winning. Several factors, both natural and man-made, cause Venice to flood about 100 times a year - usually from October until late winter - a phenomenon called the acqua alta. A local Venetian has said, "the city is sinking less than the tide is rising." Venice sits atop sediments deposited at the ancient mouth of the Po River, which are still compacting and settling. Early industrial projects, such as offshore piers and the railroad bridge to the mainland, affected the sea floor and tidal cycles in ways that made the city more vulnerable to flooding. Twentieth-century industry worsened things by pumping out massive amounts of groundwater from the aquifer beneath the lagoon for nearly 50 years before the government stopped the practice in the 1970s. In the last century, Venice has sunk by about nine inches. Meanwhile, the waters around Venice are rising, a phenomenon that's especially apparent in winter. The notorious acqua alta happens when an unusually high tide combines with strong sirocco winds and a storm.

the lady at 3:36 reminds me of proffesor dolores jane umbridge from harry potter

@redbear-vc7dk

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, very yes.

@ramanimahesh

3 жыл бұрын

That lady won her job back in 6 months. Thats US of A!

@xyzxyz4643

3 жыл бұрын

If I was her student I would buy her a fitting pink shirt

@vivanyatodd5036

3 жыл бұрын

She did. Only missing the bright pink and kitten plates

When you take uno reverse card way too seriously:

@greatwavefan397

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The owner taped one to his window

Nothing better than having a cheery music over pictures of people getting what they deserve

They got what they deserved and deserved what they got. I particularly liked it when the animals exacted revenge.

2:29; sewer siphon...the only way you could ever get a mouthful of sewage from a bus, or motor home, etc. would be to insert your hose into the toilet, through the bowl. The holding tank is drained by gravity, through a valve. You would have to remove the outlet cover, open the valve (causing the holding tank contents to gush out instantly), then inset your siphon hose up through the flowing sewage & into the tank. Never happened.

@greyscalesx

3 жыл бұрын

I cringed so hard at that one

@TheBlueberryymuffin

3 жыл бұрын

They were probably just very stupid

@rockbroccoli5456

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueberryymuffin No, it’s not possible. No matter how stupid you are, it literally cannot happen the way it is stated.

@haunter4708

3 жыл бұрын

Even if it were possible, surely you’d smell it through the pipe long before your lips were anywhere near it.

@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879

3 жыл бұрын

Or it was private sewage service tank, the ones dealing with full private septic-tank. Their design and more normal commercial fuel tank design in general had a lot of similarities. I won't assume, but I won't be surprised if the perpetrator was under influence or something.

0:55 I- ... That took me a second to realize what that meant-

@xyzxyz4643

3 жыл бұрын

God is with the gays He is gay himself You choose lol

@drunkadora7980

3 жыл бұрын

@@xyzxyz4643 ?

@drunkadora7980

3 жыл бұрын

@@xyzxyz4643 Bro expand please

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

@@xyzxyz4643 wdym, but ok

@insomniac9318

3 жыл бұрын

The priest said that God sends natural disasters to gays and then proceeded to be hit with a flood, implying either that God is not against gays or that the Priest is Gay

The elephant one and the bicycle one are my favorites 🐘 🚲

Yasuo: Death is just like the wind. Always by my side Some guy: Acid is just like the wind. Always by my side

3:15 You know... Hard work really pays off. Espesically when you tutor gang leaders. 5:25 wow... Too much math.

@sameerplaynicals8790

3 жыл бұрын

Even i can become a genius when i have to do these types of things.

@IcyBune

3 жыл бұрын

@@sameerplaynicals8790 *that's how i explain thing to people that faking their depression*

1:02 That dog is a hero!

The gang one just made me smile. Five gangs?!? Lol!

A bit off topic, but once I was about to enter a shop with a normal swinging door, and a young woman was behind me, so I turned and gestured to the door and said 'Ladies first'. She gave me a death stare and said 'I am perfectly capable of opening the door by my self, and don't need some man to do it!' So, I went into the shop pushing the door behind me which closed on her face, and she was not at all amused, with a torrent of swear words when she opened it. I larfed.....

3:12 ....this is my favorite one.

4:24 parry this you fifthly casual

My aunt was hospitalised. We wanted to shift her as she'd die with this horrible doctor. But he kept banning us to do so, saying don't teach me my work. While not following anything the best hospitals did in such cases. We were too scared because he'd threaten aunt would die if we dared move her. And he'd not change his treatment!! Which was extremely weird. Aunt died. And 1 month later newspaper reported him spot dead in a road accident. A 10 year old me couldn't be happier. My aunt was my bestfriend.

at 0:15 👍😂 good job gramps! 👏👍👌

3:13 i- banana fish vibes

5:13 Cop tried to shoot this dog for barking but he accidentally shot himself instead Dog: UNO REVERSE CARD

@elavke5441

3 жыл бұрын

Happy the is ok. You don't shoot a dog for barking. Dumb butt

My sons friend, while going to college had his customized bicycle stolen. It was his only mode of transportation. Several weeks later while downtown he saw another kid riding his bike. He knocked the kid down and rode his bike away while several onlookers yelled at him for stealing that poor kids bike.

@AmeliaEarhart537

6 ай бұрын

That's good :) Do you know if anything happened to his friend for getting his bike back? I hope not.

5:06 that was in England I remember this one. Most of our car windows now are made to resist a large force (like a brick)🤣🤣🤣