“People say Diet Coke is addictive” “I’ll tell you what’s addictive... *black tar heroin* ”

@annabanana2213

4 жыл бұрын

Holden Hathcock ....my brother would most probably agree 😂😳🤦🏻‍♀️

@kelsielacy4526

4 жыл бұрын

i can attest to that lmao

@riepapple1449

4 жыл бұрын

@@takashimizutani1808 Haha bro, actually you're not funny. Shut the fuck up

@edwinmclellan9626

4 жыл бұрын

Is he wrong doe

@sosiouxme7216

4 жыл бұрын

Remember me

This is probably not what Diet Coke had in mind when they suggested a sponsorship 😂

@cunt5413

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this is genuinely funny instead of just lamely quoting the video. Good job, dude!

@TheRamFam4

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me want one tho

@boyandking

4 жыл бұрын

@@cunt5413 pretty sure content makers appreciate the feedback on things viewers found funny and liked about the video... rather than everyone trying to be a smart ass or get their own show in the comment section. Sooo holy shit you're missing the point!

@cunt5413

4 жыл бұрын

Boy & King Nah, pretty sure they're doing it just to get likes. The feedback part is a side effect that didn't occur to me, I admit.

@user-op8pf3uf8s

4 жыл бұрын

Oh they sponsor him? This video now makes sense.

No joke. My father drank diet coke like it was the water of life and bragged he never had a cup of coffee in his life. So...this video is basically his autobiography.

@xxody

2 жыл бұрын

I honor your father

@xxody

2 жыл бұрын

W father

@nitroxylictv

2 жыл бұрын

is that why you said past tense? because he had kidney failure and died?

@Sweaty__Sheep

2 жыл бұрын

Did he have side effects?

@Kap_NYC

2 жыл бұрын

@@nitroxylictv I'm guessing their father isn't with us so yeah

What's funny is my uncle was a really bad alcoholic and sobered up and replaced it with diet coke. He's now a diabetic and has an insulin pump. Don't know where I was going with that.

@leovnambo

Жыл бұрын

How do you become diabetic from Diet Coke?

@TheCrackFox

Жыл бұрын

@@leovnambo Not sure. That was just the order of events that led to that outcome. More than likely it was the alcohol.

@nolesy34

Жыл бұрын

Dc probably saved him from liver failure and cancer

@Ceejay-gl9ld

Жыл бұрын

DC contains artificial sweeteners.

@QuietGuitaristfan

Жыл бұрын

@@leovnambo You don't.

"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin" Lol well... He's not wrong

@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043

4 жыл бұрын

hol’ up

@omardinhoperalta2026

4 жыл бұрын

😳hol’ up

@Kodakbug

4 жыл бұрын

I like to call black tar heroin: Suicide

@OneRichMofo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kodakbug nah its good, dw

@urmomzaho9714

4 жыл бұрын

@@OneRichMofo u good

Ah yes, aspartame. The healthiest vegetable.

@IAmAHuman000

4 жыл бұрын

What u doin here?

@justsomebirbwithinternetac5997

4 жыл бұрын

exactly

@Cent4uri

3 жыл бұрын

Diet Coke is another vegetable

@dudeidk9522

3 жыл бұрын

Did I do black tar heroine or is this the comment (it’s a good comment!)

@sable7922

3 жыл бұрын

Karen’s be like: yes

As a Diet Coke addict for 20+ years, this hits home.

@jameshill8138

9 ай бұрын

I'm am too. NOT SORRY

@Lincoln_XD

7 ай бұрын

Same here lol

@malinjohansson6942

7 ай бұрын

Me too man Water of life right there😂

@kingtnaughty189

7 ай бұрын

Bruh that shit is just chemicals no taste at all nasty af

As a type 1 diabetic who gets themselves a diet coke on special occasions or parties - this is so accurate. I'm living for the moment I can enjoy my coke rush without a hyperglycaemic episode lmao

@clichewatermelon3279

Жыл бұрын

Just a heads up idk if you’re aware of this but súcralose can cause fluctuations in blood sugar levels. Best to drink diet sodas with food for stable blood sugars

@iche9373

Жыл бұрын

You can cure your diabetes with keto diet.

"tastes like a floor in a movie theater" - truer words could not be spoken.

@spiddyman0079

4 жыл бұрын

Wow eggsactly omg it’s the worst

@rachels6403

4 жыл бұрын

It still tastes way better than normal coke tho

@calebsherman886

4 жыл бұрын

@@rachels6403 That is objectively incorrect.

@eliasmontoya7515

4 жыл бұрын

@@rachels6403 only reason you say that is cause you're likely addicted to diet coke 😂. That shit's addictive af

@rachels6403

4 жыл бұрын

Elias Montoya oh I 100% am. I think the main reason I like it tho is because I don’t like the taste of having too much sugar, and normal coke is way too sweet for me

“Tastes like the floor of a movie theatre” Probably the most perfect description I’ve ever heard.

@Knel_

4 жыл бұрын

The Daytona reference was pretty classic too haha

@_RobBanks

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know what the floor of a movie theatre tastes like?

@_RobBanks

4 жыл бұрын

Jamal Garland no I have never imagined of licking a floor! 😂

@ZoeyCult

4 жыл бұрын

@@_RobBanks I know for a fact everyone has licked the floor of a theater at least once

@_RobBanks

4 жыл бұрын

Legoman11 my first job was working the theatre- We were cleaning up after showing one night, I picked up a half full medium cup of soda and flew it up just under the rafters and it landed perfectly inside a cup holder half way across the theatre- Totally a glitch in the matrix-

As someone from the South, your "southern gibberish" is 100% gold. Also 100% correct.

Trevor, your commitment to comedy is amazing. I would have to be paid quite a chunk of change to drink a diet anything.

“Jack Daniels? That’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke. I don’t need it”

@soundlessscreaming1463

4 жыл бұрын

Copy.

@gabrielcamberos3662

4 жыл бұрын

Copy

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

Copy

@georgeranney1672

4 жыл бұрын

I was reading comments while watching the video and I read this right as he said it

@marcrodriguez345

4 жыл бұрын

Heard

"Tastes like the floor of a movie theater" is the most accurate description of DC I've ever heard.

@sportsfaniguess154

3 жыл бұрын

RetroJ3000 there are 2 types of DC: Diet Coke and the DC universe

@wistful3631

3 жыл бұрын

So is that good?

@Caracatungas

3 жыл бұрын

Now I'll never get myself to drink it again.

@uchihasolo1307

3 жыл бұрын

Damn DC got roasted

@Tucurb

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah O recommend marvel

As a Coke Zero drinker, I don't think this applies to me..

@Official_SunTzu

Жыл бұрын

are you bisexual?

@RivalComprivalcomp

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Raysgarage90

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it does not. Coke Zero is a whole other realm.

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO FREAKING ACCURATE?! HOW CAN ONE MAN DO IT ALL?! This is legit so accurate, and looks and sounds like actual video footage of every family reunion on my dad’s side. Holy crap.

Justin Bieber basically looks like this nowadays😂😂

@andrewguadarrama2285

4 жыл бұрын

Who?

@adamlee7886

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Guadarrama ur nan

@markcastro6990

4 жыл бұрын

Wait this isnt Justin Beiber?

@KillJoy_Since2017

4 жыл бұрын

Matteo Jr Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hopebissell2359

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness 😂😂

I drive a Subaru

@americanpatriot3667

4 жыл бұрын

Zachariah Diet Coke is worse than regular coke

@flycrack7686

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinobu5948 well if you use US standards

@scallahan1294

4 жыл бұрын

My mom be like 😂 I like Diet Coke better than reg tho

@rissanne5586

4 жыл бұрын

Ive had success getting my mom to cut way back on her diet 'coke abuse' (yes it can be done theres hope) It takes a few years of encouragement but low sugar sparking juice, or ice green tea has worked as a morning "wake up" replacement. That amazing burn feeling is the only reason I crave a soda.....stay strong my friends!

@MamaBunnyKit

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t appreciate you exposing my mother like this.

Which is harder? A junkie trying to quit heroin or a teacher trying to quit Diet Coke 💀💀

“i’ll fight a tree frog” is such an underrated line in this video

Diet Coke: *Exist* Americans: Is this a health drink

@ricketyspider3391

4 жыл бұрын

Helth

@ricketyspider3391

4 жыл бұрын

@@mads6103 helth

@jeremiahwillden9235

4 жыл бұрын

@@mads6103 helth

@cptfries5857

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just because it has the word “diet” in it makes people think it’s healthy and actually diet drinks are worse for you than the original ones

@cptfries5857

4 жыл бұрын

Mads oh yeah... sorry. I didn’t see the chain. Hold on

"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin." Perfect deadpan delivery. Almost makes me believe he's joking.

@LoneEditor

4 жыл бұрын

LeoNerz “makes me believe he’s joking”

@michaelscott3174

4 жыл бұрын

That's... not what deadpan means.

@wwiihistory7627

4 жыл бұрын

Not how deadpan works...

@LeoNerz

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelscott3174 Deadpan means "marked by an impassive matter-of-fact manner, style, or expression." His delivery is deadpan.

@LeoNerz

4 жыл бұрын

@@wwiihistory7627 And I'm clearly being sarcastic. Of course I know he's joking, Trevor Wallace is a comedian. That's literally his thing.

As a former atleast 6 cans of pepsi max a day drinker, i can say that this is 100% accurate! I LITTERALLY WOKE UP AT 6 am EVERY MORNING AND DRINK A PEPSI MAX! Not kidding...

This dude is legend. Worth every subscription ❤

Fun fact: There is more potassium in a potato than in a banana. Trevor pretending to be stupid was accidentally smart.

@overmountain

4 жыл бұрын

Neat.

@purpledefaultpfp6233

4 жыл бұрын

Specifically sweet potatoes

@joshuacarter9140

4 жыл бұрын

Yup was gone say the same thing

@yarik6543

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@movietimeateds69

4 жыл бұрын

I was like number 666.

"Camouflage, Jeff Gordon, waffle house" lmfao

@gui18bif

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy genius

@MisterArse

4 жыл бұрын

*UHH*

@judahweesner2651

4 жыл бұрын

wish i made that comment lol

@reesespeanutbuttercups5548

4 жыл бұрын

“This got veggies in it, aspartame”

@ThebluegrassLatte

4 жыл бұрын

That’s literally the best line ever 😂

the amount of funny jokes with hilarious punchlines are simply brilliant 😂

This is by far my fav video

“I’ll tell ya what’s addicting...black tar heroin”

@kennethrobinson7177

4 жыл бұрын

Coolguy Zion shit killed me to dawg🤣🤣🤣

@thomassteele1728

4 жыл бұрын

I started to read this and I'm sk glad you didnt say black 🍆

@ClapperAMVs

4 жыл бұрын

Whiskers is tweakin

@gsm6808

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god it's not like we watched the video or anything thanks for pointing this out

@ClapperAMVs

4 жыл бұрын

@@gsm6808 son calm down drink a dc😂

I don’t need Jack Daniels. *Jack Daniels needs m e*

@ClapperAMVs

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Daniels? More like Jacked Daniel's Lets go boys!

@smik5304

4 жыл бұрын

*h e c c y e a h b r o t h e r*

“I’ll tell you what’s addicting: black tar heroin” just the deadpan delivery made me cackle 💀

as a southerner, the southern gibberish is the most accurate thing I've ever heard💀

The grunting is so accurate I swear every person that drinks Diet Coke just grunts randomly

@crenee4742

3 жыл бұрын

No we don't

@2boliviano

3 жыл бұрын

No we dont!! Aggghhhh

@briaharris183

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like his account on comparing it to sex is right

@Tubular_JJ6969

3 жыл бұрын

I don't

@misplaced3117

3 жыл бұрын

I grunt randomly and I don’t drink Diet Coke 👌

“Yeah Pepsi’s good, if you drive a Prius” I died...

@ravishah3078

3 жыл бұрын

That was the highlight 🤣

@keyboardjustice3624

3 жыл бұрын

I literally read this comment at the same time he said it

@TheBimmerMan

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why I don’t drink Pepsi.

@fade2Matt

3 жыл бұрын

That line came up in the video at the same time I saw the comment

@helloxuan180

3 жыл бұрын

I love pepsi.

He is like a light beer drinker

So this is what matpat is like when it's not filming theorys

this man takes better care of diet coke than my dad took care of me

@EightsYT

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just kinda sad

@hectorjr__5

4 жыл бұрын

Oyyy that’s a bit mad

@varunrajesh1028

4 жыл бұрын

that’s an OOF if I’ve ever seen one

@brioff3bans522

4 жыл бұрын

Ill always love you pizzaboi 🥺

@Yeetimus420

4 жыл бұрын

How long were you sting in your lonely ass bedroom and thinking of that

“You don’t like the taste of America?” 😂😂😂

@tee8046

4 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

@jnuy764

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Canadian* 🤣

@KHRification

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently America tastes like the floor of a movie theater

@232Cookie

4 жыл бұрын

'MURICA!

“You lil freaky bih” 😭🤣

Way to shout out Gabe the babe at 0:40 🤣 thanks for the amazing content man keep it up

"Pepsi is cool... If you drive a Prius" No reason to be uncivil.

@epictorres96

4 жыл бұрын

It's the truth tho lol

@TheAlexxxMackie

4 жыл бұрын

^age drives a prius

@samcrowell5745

4 жыл бұрын

U drive Prius

@nolanhowe6002

4 жыл бұрын

I'd rather have somethin that tastes like a Prius than movie theater floor tbh

@TheAlexxxMackie

4 жыл бұрын

@@nolanhowe6002 that's cause you're acoustic

"There's two flavors I like in this world. Diet Coke and sex" That is straight up gold right there

@jessicaoursland3411

3 жыл бұрын

It's true.

@chrishamilton7428

3 жыл бұрын

Fax tho

@slaimer3902

3 жыл бұрын

It might be just me but it says read more but it doesn’t work just saying

@angeloguerzon2679

3 жыл бұрын

Diet Coke was taste like someone tried to sweeten a candle

@airbiox11

2 жыл бұрын

Read this as soon as I heard that lol

Great Video!

Bro ur videos are too funny😂😂😂

“Ya Pepsi’s good... if you drive a Prius”😂😂😂

@andrewtabatadze9384

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Kraus when was that? missed that out

@sgause9507

4 жыл бұрын

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@Blastoise1022

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewtabatadze9384 1:01

@fungwahchinesebillionaire3554

4 жыл бұрын

@@sgause9507 nah

@teenwolf2013

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Kraus hmm I do drive a Prius and Pepsi does tastes pretty good so 👀

*southern gibberish* "camouflage" "waffle house"

@williamg9857

3 жыл бұрын

”James Gordon”

@bruceleroy6551

3 жыл бұрын

*"Jeff Gordon". He should've also thrown a "Geterdone" in there.

@akiirabeats

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke980 that got me dyin😂😂😂😂😂

@tacticalvirgin5554

3 жыл бұрын

Hes not wrong.

@deanburton8251

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

I need a 10 hour loop of just him opening Diet cokes.

@nolesy34

Жыл бұрын

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As a dude who lives in Kentucky, I can confirm that “going over to Bruce’s to watch the fight” is pretty common

Diet Coke: exists Americans: helth

@DAWson-fo1yk

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂😂

@slugworth3773

3 жыл бұрын

True lmao

@kyleterry5190

3 жыл бұрын

Add in a giant whooper and big mac with large fries

@bruv6805

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Merica

@Mikey-ym6ok

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Latin Americans drink 4 liters a day...

I found him Mr. President. Here’s a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

@leshinarr

3 жыл бұрын

bruh im thin and drink diet coke... I genuinely like the taste better

@floorbored

3 жыл бұрын

@@leshinarr oh me too, I'm addicted

@COhlen

3 жыл бұрын

@@floorbored the only thing I hate is the ads for Coke Zero and Diet Coke “same great taste less sugar” literally tastes like a different drink

@Scootmelton

3 жыл бұрын

@@COhlen zero tastes like a car tire that drove through mud

@monke980

3 жыл бұрын

@@leshinarr regular coke hurts my stomach

4:36 "Is she still in there?" LMAO

Need a pt 2!

imagine if this guy ate a mento he would blow up

@pepesupreme6451

3 жыл бұрын

^ best comment

@wet0wl

3 жыл бұрын

So would I

@janewick509

3 жыл бұрын

What a thought! Wow!

@winken2666

3 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@danterosenberg7506

3 жыл бұрын

That's great 😂

The metaphor "tastes like the floor of a movie theatre" somehow makes total sense

@thegirthquake8574

3 жыл бұрын

Simile

@wieds1644

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegirthquake8574 good shit🤝

@wieds1644

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegirthquake8574 came here to say the same thing

@solaris314

2 жыл бұрын

I'm solid someone agrees

@doublewide9041

2 жыл бұрын

Fax💯💯💯💯💯

The drink of teachers.

2:40 I myself hate any diet drink, but he is speakin strait fax here.

"Camouflagejeffgordonwafflehouse" Can confirm, this is the real name of the south.

@davidg9757

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@omarqudah7848

3 жыл бұрын

get doewnrer, getrde

@iamacatperson7226

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, just needed to add a getterdone

@donnygoodman1285

3 жыл бұрын

He was spraking the language of the alabamians

@blakehampton6878

3 жыл бұрын

I can back you.

*''Whiskers is tweakin, I remember my first Diet Coke'''* - I'm gone..😂😂

"I dont need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniels needs me" The realest line ever.

Just discovered your channel this video is great. I've been weaning myself off soda period. :)

“This has vegetables in it.. Aspartame, Potassium, potatoes”😂😂

@moonease4173

3 жыл бұрын

Uh cletus I think they said “additives”

@supamarioxx

3 жыл бұрын

Moonease he said veggies

@dirtyasianmafia2310

3 жыл бұрын

@@supamarioxx thats

As a Diet Coke addict, thank you for perfectly depicting my daily thoughts.

@allisonpack5264

4 жыл бұрын

Maquel Querry, right? I did not expect this to be so accurate 😂

@jackthecommenter2768

4 жыл бұрын

@ yeah

@bruziyahyisreal3015

4 жыл бұрын

Cman yea and went on to murder millions of people throughout history👌🏿

@deeganschenck7116

4 жыл бұрын

BrandanChaos it is what it is

@jacrispy3275

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all need to drink some Goddamn W A T E R .

You're so funny keep up the good work👍

“Tastes like the floor of a movie theatre.” 😂

"whiskers is tweakin'!" took me tf out 😂😂😂

@sarainrheallife

4 жыл бұрын

Ssme

@gordiandres

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Lewis lmao same

“Regular coke is bad for you, this got veggies in it”

@trevorvolcom7

4 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to name a cancer causing ingredient

@Emerardo

4 жыл бұрын

We watched the same video thats so awesome

@pasteldreams5413

4 жыл бұрын

@@trevorvolcom7 Everything is a cancer causing ingredient. Breathing is a cancer causing ingredient.

@trevorvolcom7

4 жыл бұрын

@@pasteldreams5413 You are definitely cancerous

@MissDraiha

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like bananas I don't like the shape of em

this is the video that found Trevor for me. still holds up

My health isn't good and i was feeling so bad like hell, watching this video gives me real satisfaction dude and damn that cat thing is Pro max👍🏻👍🏻

*holds up asparagus* “HONEY YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE HAD ASPERTAIN”

@somberghost5160

4 жыл бұрын

no one wss suppose to tell him the secret ingredient was ASPERTAIN 😂😂😂

@gorehammer42o

4 жыл бұрын

@Jj Dubreuil aspartame

@zukokurama

4 жыл бұрын

Jj Dubreuil aspartame not aspertame.

@HillbillySteve

4 жыл бұрын

*Aspergers

@zukokurama

4 жыл бұрын

Jj Dubreuil Yikes

"Folgers, I don't drink that devils juice" lmfao

@SimplySmug

4 жыл бұрын

I have been crying the last 5mins because of the one line!

@gisellevu3635

4 жыл бұрын

i would give this a like but its 666 and i think everything is already balanced

@senpaidaruto4959

4 жыл бұрын

@@gisellevu3635 I RESPECT YOU

my fav video of this year by a far lol

Whiskers is tweakin 🐈 😂😂

My dad is like this guy before diet coke, but he was a magician he could turn a six pack into domestic violence

@marcobenson3083

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@msminox26

3 жыл бұрын

are you okay man?

@AgentAnime95

3 жыл бұрын

Need a hug?

@arcwill9733

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@imthesnakeking

3 жыл бұрын

Christ dude.

I love how he says “since my wife left me” Which implies all of the times he shouted honey, he wasn’t shouting to anyone😂😂

@plastic12345

2 жыл бұрын

He was shooting to the dc

@blepinator7847

2 жыл бұрын

nah he said he was going on his 3rd marriage lol

@garystinten9339

Жыл бұрын

Any time he said honey

@Whynotmini

Жыл бұрын

or that she left during filming

@d.n5287

Жыл бұрын

Side Effects of Diet Coke include: Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Southern Accents

as a diet coke drinker, that was about 70% accurate, but 100% funny

your ascension is inspirational

*speaks southern gibberish “camouflage Jeff Gordon ... Waffle House ... cmon get down” 😂😂😂😂😂

@metalphobos3632

4 жыл бұрын

That killed me. I was going to type the same thing but figured someone already beat me to it.

@neegas3490

4 жыл бұрын

Ooo

@iexist6586

4 жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said it

@sheepshark

4 жыл бұрын

laughed even more reading it again.

@MuscarV2

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't say get down at the end. How do you get that wrong when the video is right here?

“Mr. whiskers is tweakin” I’m dead💀

@spaze4187

3 жыл бұрын

How did you type this if you dead?

This was clearly made in inspiration of matpat’s love for Diet Coke

I don’t know why but I love the way his accent sounds when he says “Jack Daniels?.. that’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke…”

"whiskers is tweaking I remember my first diet coke

@tylerdevore6520

4 жыл бұрын

"

@bifurious7828

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of my pcp days

@domersftw1503

3 жыл бұрын

13

"You're gonna Pep-see this foot up your ass" *Red Forman has entered the chat*

@sigbrown3944

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaayyyy

@cami4070

4 жыл бұрын

*eric forman has left the chat*

@spraybry8982

4 жыл бұрын

thank you.

4:23 boi that brings back memories hearing it for the first time as a kid. 🤦🏾‍♂️

My grandma exclusively drinks Diet Pepsi, and when she visits, we stock the fridge with bottles of it. I don't really know where I'm going with this exactly, but I'm sure it's one of those things where once you drink it a few times, your taste buds make you think it's the nectar of the Greek gods or something.

*southern gibberish* “camouflage Jeff Gordon hermmdmdnnd”

@tuckerellis9998

4 жыл бұрын

HERMEEMED waffle house

@Extrovic

4 жыл бұрын

Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣

@Extrovic

4 жыл бұрын

Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣

@ViktoriousDead

4 жыл бұрын

Breanna Fowler Jeff Gordon is a national treasure

MY MOM IS A RECOVERING ADDICT AND SHE DRINKS DIET COKE LITERALLY CONSTANTLY HOW IN THE SHIT DO YOU KNOW ALL THE STEREOTYPES, NO MATER HOW HYPER-SPECIFIC???

@sanjuyon_

3 жыл бұрын

@Towely Smokes What? Soda is better for you than cigarettes or drugs any day.

@kellerblair2952

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanjuyon_ honestly no it isn’t Diet Coke has the potential to cause cancer but you have to drink 14 a day

@RuIer-

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellerblair2952 yeah

@itrixel602

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanjuyon_ i think they were making a joke, although diet coke can give you cancer if you drink hella diet coke

@cole9777

3 жыл бұрын

How many sodies does she drink a day?

This is literally facts!

Tastes like the floor of a movie theater is really the kind of line that makes me click on Trevor's vids

My dad came by for the weekend so we bought him a 24pk of Diet Coke. He said it looks like we’re running low and went to the store for another case.

@charliemaybe

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@k-leb4671

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that's depressing.

@GrizzlyTank

2 жыл бұрын

@@k-leb4671 maybe, but it's better than when he used to drink a 24 pk of beer by himself

@GrizzlyTank

2 жыл бұрын

@Rus Cecil Not when he's an addict with an anger problem.

@allseeingeyezz

Жыл бұрын

i pickup trash at these apartments in the evenings and this one guy throws a full trash bag full of empty diet coke cans out every single day...he must drink 30 DCs a day.

*southern gibberish* “camouflaged jeff gordon” spot on right there

@tonyc8752

4 жыл бұрын

lol. don't forget "waffle house"

@icepophead

4 жыл бұрын

Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 never too late to convert, it’s the best life

"Diet Coke? More like Diet Ketamine. This shit got me hopped up, I'll fight a Tree Frog"

“is it okay that I slashed all four of your tires?” *looks intensely into camera* “I did do that.”

my mom says "if he were a real diet coke addict, he wouldnt be switching over from cans to bottles."

@ktglittertime7697

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Bellantone; Oh my god this is the funniest and truest thing I’ve ever seen lmao

@DesolationNathan

3 жыл бұрын

And be addicted to fountain drinks

@noplacespecial

3 жыл бұрын

@@DesolationNathan FOUNTAIN IS BEST.

@hollybc

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true tho 😂😂😂 there’s nothing like opening up a fresh can

@tessac.9880

3 жыл бұрын

Cooked 😂

"I don't need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniel's needs me."

To be fair the fact that he's staying away from liquor even tho he needs a little diet coke to get thru his day is amazing kudos to you brave soul

It's so good man

I can tell he was really passionate about this project. The sheer amount of heart and soul in this performance was intoxicating. 10/10

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodli3559

4 жыл бұрын

Almost as intoxicating as died coke

@olivierdelyon8196

4 жыл бұрын

Is tons of fun indeed......😂👍

@tinacross3423

4 жыл бұрын

He's amazing

“Jack Daniels, that’s a funny way of spelling Diet Coke”

how is this so accurate

I love the sound of a Diet Coke can opening in a quiet room...nothing better!!