Hope the pistachio receiver was grateful, most expensive gift in the list!!

@soupsgord

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a *great* gift! If you enjoy pistachios of course 😊

@TheNunakun

2 жыл бұрын

Unpeeled while at it! I'd be grinning.

@the1digitalwizard

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw that, it's still on my screen, I had to make a comment and there you are! You're absolutely right! It's like car note money

@stacysalinas22

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! That was a treat!

@-desertpackrat

2 жыл бұрын

Especially unshelled! I love pistachios and they're so pricey ugh.

That grandma calendar! That is so cute, I would cherish a gift like that.

"Submit to the cheercheer. They are true masters. Submit" Loved it!

Those pistachios were definitely shelled...and darned expensive.

@lydiajohnson3592

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love the bag of pistachios.

@Gr3nadgr3gory

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he means they've been deshelled.

@gailcates2941

Жыл бұрын

Best gift, wouldn't mind that myself.

My dad once gifted our neighbor an electrics hammer. We knew he had plugged it in when all their lights went out. It was just a hole drilled in the hammer handle with a cord jammed into it. Dad never thought that he might actually plug it in to see how it worked. My eldest sister (visiting from out of state so not familiar with her voice) called their house as a rep from the power company telling him that power outages in the area had been traced to his home and messing with the power grid was no small offense and so on. Dad raised in the wilds of Montana, Frank in the wilds of Idaho. Just two kids having fun with each other!

My then girlfriend, now wife, was a late addition to our family gathering. My aunt who was hosting Christmas panicked. Looking into the pantry she found something she didn’t need for the Christmas table and hastily wrapped it. Gf was very perplexed when he unwrapped a packet of tempura batter mix! The story is retold every Christmas 😂🤣😂🤣

@Reeni_Rania

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot to switch accounts bestie!

@-desertpackrat

2 жыл бұрын

For me, food is always a welcome gift lol. My parents usually just get me a bunch of chocolate and coffees and stuff nowadays and I love it.

@-desertpackrat

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reeni_Rania why would they need to switch accounts? Did they reply something weird to themselves that would warrant them needing to pretend to be two people?

@Reeni_Rania

2 жыл бұрын

@@-desertpackrat Oh no, that's what people usually do in order to boost videos. That and they commented thrice right after the video was posted which warranted me to reply that. Cheers luv!

@plan4life

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reeni_Rania I thought it was because they wrote “he” when they should have written “she”.

Best gift that made me laugh was Christmas 1988. As a joke, I put a Corvette on my wish list. After gifts were all unwrapped, I was told there one more big surprise for me, but it was outside in the driveway. Eyes wide, wondering if that dream had somehow come true, I rushed out the door. Yes! Right there, parked in the driveway was a shiny Corvette! Matchbox car! I had tears in my eyes from laughing! Best. Joke. Gift. EVER!

When covid first hit I was late getting my mom a mother's day gift and Amazon was only guaranteeing overnight shipping for necessities like food. So I sent mom cake mix and frosting with a note "some assembly required"

4:42 Damn I think whoever received that has some financial problems 😂

My sister loves black olives. Many years ago I wrapped up 4 cans and gave them to her for Christmas. She was so happy.

I was wrapping some late Xmas gifts last Friday, I told kids to not come into the room because I was wrapping. My 7 year goes and tells everyone Mom is rapping! Lol Everyone was at the door and I asked what's going on? They said we want to hear you rap. Lol

@daisychong3488

2 жыл бұрын

ROFL! That got a good laugh out of me.

@yeet3385

2 жыл бұрын

haha that's so cute

I would be overjoyed with that “just pizza”!

My ex-husband, on our first Christmas with my family, gave my father a wrapped 50 lb bag of cow manure. My Dad laughed his butt off before asking it that was what my ex thought of him. Dad had a big garden and my ex was a landscape designer. BTW it's very hard in New England to find bagged cow manure around Christmas but the garden center guys came through. When they found out WHY he needed 50 lb of it, they howled with laughter. I'm sure the rest of the bags were bought by them as gag gifts...LOL. Please feel free to use this gift idea.

The Labrador puzzle and the Donald Trump toilet brush. 🤣🤣🤣👍👏👏

@AndrewVelonis

2 жыл бұрын

The sentence fragment.

The 'ugly' shark sweater and those tank slippers! Me want! San Jose Sharks fan here...

In Scotland we have this traditional candy called tablet. It's a bit like fudge but rather than being smooth and soft, it's really crumbly and breaks into chunks quite easily. Anyway my dad bought my stepmum a tablet for Christmas and roped me in to find a bar of tablet. He took the gadget out of its packaging and put the candy in instead. Still gave her the actual gift but only after he got a laugh out of her getting excited and then seeing the 'present' inside. tbh he needs one of those "the real heroes" t-shirts sometimes XD

@cobblerama

2 жыл бұрын

Trying to understand. So your dad bought his wife a "tablet", you mean like a iPad? And then put in the confection "tablet"?

The shirt that says “People who tolerate me on a daily basis, they’re the real heroes.” I have that shirt.

@MottyGlix

2 жыл бұрын

* they're

@jeffcarpenter5481

2 жыл бұрын

@@MottyGlix Thank you.

@AndrewVelonis

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for providing the info, I could not read the second line.

@jeffcarpenter5481

2 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewVelonis Your welcome.

@jeffcarpenter5481

2 жыл бұрын

@@MottyGlix I also spelled basis as bases. 🤦🏼‍♂️

first!! I love Happy Land loved this video so much! hello all friends!! have great day and lucky!!

that mousepad at the end was actually pretty good

@ladyweasellou3367

2 жыл бұрын

Why was it so big?

@aethersprite7719

2 жыл бұрын

Gamer reasons

@ladyweasellou3367

2 жыл бұрын

@@aethersprite7719 thanks 👍😊

Love the gag gifts! Glad the hammer guy was okay though! 🤦🏼‍♀️

I loved the Darth Vader shirt, the shark Ugly Sweater and the tank slippers, but putting the alcohol behind bars, and swapping the Ferraro- Roche for Brussel sprouts is pure evil!

@ShalmendoGlineux

2 жыл бұрын

I really like brussel sprouts and am trying to watch my sugar intake so I would have enjoyed that gift anyway!

@sonyasandoval1477

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShalmendoGlineux I like Brussel sprouts more now then when I was a kid, but If I was expecting candy, I would NOT be happy! Good luck on watching your sugar. I need to get back on doing that myself, but my sweet tooth has a VERY loud voice!

I have GOT to get more creative next year 😁😁 Although, if I gave my husband some of these, it would not go well at all 😂😂 Narcissists can NOT take a joke 😛😛Thanks Happy Land for another laugh filled video!

Ngl the first 2 were my favorites!

The hands of the toilet brush are way to big.

@wendybutler1681

2 жыл бұрын

Got a screenshot of that one to show my sister.

2:42 oh my angle grinder says different ;) lol

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that too. Then I remembered bolt cutters would be quicker.

Excuse my ignorance: Will someone please tell me what’s in the box with the circle, square and triangle printed on it?

@kathleenlaux5070

2 жыл бұрын

I believe it's an invite to the squid games(TV show)

@YeahNo

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathleenlaux5070 Thank you.

@Unknown17

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathleenlaux5070 Oh yeah, that’s where I had seen that before! Thanks for clearing that up. I watched the first two or three episodes of Squid Games, but it just got too silly for me. I mean, after getting away with NOT being machine-gunned to death, who would be so stupid as to return? I just couldn’t buy the premise anymore. But thanks again.

@tracywillis8460

2 жыл бұрын

OOhhh. Thanks for explaining that!

@sugarkitty2008

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown17 They were desperate people. Most indebted to loan sharks with their time running out. Main character would have his kidney's taken by the end of the month and his mother urgently needed lifesaving treatment. At least with the games, he'd have a chance. Also, although it ended in a single winner, that wasn't the aim. There could be multiple winners and the prize would be split. The last game was designed as a team game, not a one on one.

My husband got a bottle of high-end tequila that he welded into a cage, like the one in this video, as a white elephant gift. This was 18 years ago and the recipient of the gift still has it on display in their home. He’s done it several times since. Always good for a laugh.

@skateguy50

2 жыл бұрын

It’s pretty cool looking but an angle grinder would open that up pretty quick

2:40 I have a drinking problem. The fact that I would've solved that problem easily with a dremel was the first thing that crossed my mind is proof.

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

I almost never drink and my first thought was "grinding wheel, no, bolt cutters, the universal key. Even better. Will take more time to find them than it will to open that."

I loved the Poop Puzzle 😂😂

Absolutely love the sweater a 3:33> would love just like it, what can I say even my wife thinks I'm weird at times.

@id10t98

2 жыл бұрын

Me too and those tank slippers! But I am a San Jose Sharks fan so there is that...

5:09 That kitty is like, "Wait, when did I do that!?"

5:07 that kitty is not amused 😹😹😹

At 2:25. that whiskey if just kept as a family heirloom will be worth money to future generations. It is a good idea.

my dog and ME!

i haven't heard the Saber Dance in ages!

(2:33) That is actually super cool!

At 2:00 who knew Goodyear sold batteries?

4:43.... I don't understand...🤔? Is it because this parcel is little dirty in the corner...? (... I have a Board in die front of my head, sometimes.... 😉)

@justayoungpercussionist4528

2 жыл бұрын

Squid game reference

@therealTDjo

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a reference to a popular show called squid game

@ElmKyh

2 жыл бұрын

Squid Game card reference

@k3ose455

2 жыл бұрын

Its at the bottom right. The 3 Squid game types of employees

4:36 well isn’t he ap-peel-ing?!

0:45 Abuela Alma: Mirabel! Why Are You A Doll?

@galileogalilei844

2 жыл бұрын

"Mirabel did you play with bruno s rats again?"

1:50 Whatever else happens, keep the MIL. 2:38 This is where you take the bottle to your auto mechanic and ask to borrow his Sawzall. 3:36 Santa Jaws!

Honestly, I thought of PlayStation before I thought of Squid Games 🤦‍♀️😂

6:51 i say thats a win :)

I want some Boromir wrapping paper!

1:44 that's the type of mother-in-law I want someday haha

The cat with the christmas card looks exactly like my cat. Same half tan nose, too.

2:35 "In an emergency situation, take an angle grinder to cut free!" would have been a good foot note XD

@wyrmzr

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't come out? I accept that challenge; may take a few minutes depending on whether I have my normal tools with me.

2:38 Hand me that hacksaw, hold my beer, we'll see about that!

FYI, "my dog and I" is wrong about half the time. 1:13 is one such instance. In order to determine which is correct, "I" or "me"... cover up the " and" part. If "...my mom got I..." is correct, then ""...my mom got my dog and I..." is correct. If "...my mom got me..." is correct, then "...my mom got my dog and me..." is correct.

WHERE can i purchase the toilet brush???😍🤗

@sonyasandoval1477

2 жыл бұрын

The Lighter Side catalog usually has them. Other crazy Trump stuff, too.

The Last one isn't her face. That's Aloy, from the game Horizon Zero Dawn 😂

6:49 At least they remembered, and also all of them are $25.

Spike Milligan told a story once of his (then very young) daughter leaving a note out for Santa which said, "My brother has been very naughty. You can punish him if you want. PS, there is a hammer under my bed."

7:08 well... tanks a lot

4:32 I want it so bad

Why is the mouse pad massive?

@justayoungpercussionist4528

2 жыл бұрын

It covers your whole desk, you put your laptop and mouse on it

@ladyweasellou3367

2 жыл бұрын

@@justayoungpercussionist4528 thanks

4:43 I didn't understand this one.

@justayoungpercussionist4528

2 жыл бұрын

Squid game reference

@megsie1424

2 жыл бұрын

@@justayoungpercussionist4528 Ohhh, no wonder I didn't get it. Thank you 🙂

@soupsgord

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get it either. I don’t have the stomach for so much violence in “entertainment”.

@TheKweenII_09

2 жыл бұрын

squid game box

@TheKweenII_09

2 жыл бұрын

@@soupsgord i dont watch squid game

This is what is NOT needed. More waste, more plastic for the environment, more gifts when no one needs them. Give the money to charity instead. PLEASE!!!

2:07 i got that for my dad this year but it broke during shipping

Where there's a hardened alcoholic, there's a way to get booze. *grabs angle grinder*

Once got a birthday card from my uncle. The card was clearly addressed to me. The 500 dollar check inside weirdly made out for my sister... Never saw a penny of that. Or a reason why

Would have been better if we could have read the captions.

4:42 i am gonna cry. i have nothing similar to this. not even a proper mouse. yet, i have a 400 dollar laptop for *educational* puposes only and says; you still have a laptop🤷‍♀

I once mentioned that I needed a plastic parts box. For xmas I got six of them,

OH NO. I have bolt cutter Ican get that bottle out for you buddy😀

Submit to the cheer cheer!

○□🔺 Ok guess i'll just drown myself in vodka then....

4:43 what's in the box?! 🎁 6:42 tonight I feast 🍽

2:47 tags: possession, mind control, submission, holiday, christmas, implied incest?

I don't get the brown box one with the O square triangle

The last one, dudes mouse has to travel to china or something. Why do you need a mouse pad that big? They reproduce and need a bigger pad? Lol.

oh i love these

2:49 I read the letter before the description given at the bottom and o really thought it was written by some child😂😂😂

1:00| but that money could buy pizza tho

The subway one has to be fake lol. Why would every person they know get them the same gift card? They probably bought a batch of Subway gift cards to give out for office xmas bonuses, took the photo and made that up.

I'm not supposed to be watching KZread videos rn; it's a trial trying not to laugh....

2:05 I read that as “favourite president” and was almost about to say “you’re having a laugh if you actually like that old orange “

The perfect Christmas song to sing while wearing the "ugly" Christmas sweater at 3:29 ? kzread.info/dash/bejne/g5Wcy5eeiNyveNY.html

4:47 ?

Let me guess, the cat ate the £10 and pooped out change?

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, the cat just looked at it like a billionaire looks at their limo driver handing them the keys. "Tf am I going to do with that? That's for you to do your job."

@CommodoreFloopjack78

2 жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 😁😆👍

Grammy or granny?

@johnopalko5223

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing. Regionalisms, dialects, idiosyncratic vocabularies, childhood neologisms that became family lore, etc.

@spiritobscura

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnopalko5223 Ohh. Wait, does this mean, Grammy awards are actually...(Just kidding.)

That captivated bottle reminds me of- kzread.info/dash/bejne/fJdkmsmSaNrMhsY.html !

It would be a nice video without the Pee Wee Herman music and those stupid pet pictures!!

What's most funny is the dates on these posts but the vid is 6 hours old LMFAO

That mammy toilet bush was inappropriate

Fail on the toilet brush

@susannovak8263

2 жыл бұрын

OMG - the toilet brush is hysterical! Perfect resemblance

How does no one know what Squid Game is

2:11 make one of joe biden and you get my like

@ChicagoMel23

2 жыл бұрын

This

@janineunrau9217

2 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be funny though, you'll have to come up with some other creative way to make fun of Biden

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

Biden doesn't use a golden toilet or care about going bald, so the joke isn't as good.