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@shrekrecker

3 жыл бұрын

en OH!

@007megaoof

3 жыл бұрын

Chris there are a ton of mods for this game

@ReBlarted

3 жыл бұрын

i dunno if you’re gonna read this but there is a mod for this game that can make the little human guys walk around and actually fight eachother, its called the ‘Active Humans’ mod

@elpresidente2066

3 жыл бұрын

*Active humans mod*

@jaydiaz8666

3 жыл бұрын

cant wait to get these and the pins. the pins are pretty sweet and a good quality collectible.

"People Playground" - how Tomar refers to the real world.

@theharv2390

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar goes to the real world dude

@MadIvano

3 жыл бұрын

I live in constant fear because of him

@yoghurtlord1745

3 жыл бұрын

We are ants underneath his boot

@MyHeadHz

3 жыл бұрын

"Sonic goes to the real world, man..."

@flyingpig5622

3 жыл бұрын

@@MyHeadHz I wouldn't punch her, but I would lay into you.

I love hearing Chris say “this game rocks” whenever they play something cool

@bombarded15

3 жыл бұрын

Fish game flashbacks

@headphonesdawg

3 жыл бұрын

That's legit become a word I use to describe things on the daily lmao

@Graffels

3 жыл бұрын

This game is freaking

@braxbro7602

3 жыл бұрын

I just love Chris enjoying a game period. I like it more when they play games they actually like.

@hunter5822

3 жыл бұрын

So rare to actually hear that from him. Even when he does enjoy a game, even one problem causes him to say it.

"It's all a game to me. Every person in this world is just a chess piece to my game." - Tomar

@zephyr1741

3 жыл бұрын

He said As Tomar slaughtered that innocent peasant

@kgpspyguy

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar said that while standing before the UN. You guys didn’t hear about it because he activated the Lord Blackwood poison gas he installed beneath the floorboards and killed everybody. It was all so the world powers couldn’t prosecute him for all those crimes he committed in “you know where.”

@justintep7995

3 жыл бұрын

@@kgpspyguy "God knows where I hid the bodies" he said, a clever pun, as he sees himself as a god among men

@ganii1804

2 жыл бұрын

@@justintep7995 a god among us, if you will

@annoyedseeker9757

2 жыл бұрын

@@ganii1804 I will not

"THIS GAME ROCKS!!" When ever Chris is having fun with murder.

@franklinturtleton6525

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he talked about cutting up Kingdom Hearts characters during that playthrough so it isn't really a shock anymore.

@huntercovarrubias6312

3 жыл бұрын

He likes games where you have god powers. He acted like he was in Candyland when fucking with lesser beings in Minecraft and GTA

@yoghurtlord1745

3 жыл бұрын

@@franklinturtleton6525 what if in a parody cartoon the clock cut off der toes

@junkdog4138

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why he hates Mario or something

@lostgirlcrafter1545

3 жыл бұрын

Just another reason why he isn't God

Zach screaming "YEEEAAHHH" at the sight of multiple people being skewered is the most wholesome thing this channel has ever produced.

@MyHeadHz

3 жыл бұрын

@1FenFen1

3 жыл бұрын

:D

@ericfieldman

3 жыл бұрын

It's such a simple joke but I don't know if I'll ever get tired of it. It's whenever Zach thinks of an easily accomplished unethical thing for Chris to do, and the second it happens every chemical in his brain starts shooting off

@r0sol277

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyHeadHz how

@13bugeyedclowncats95

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyHeadHz scariest fucking comment on this whole site dude wtf dude scary

This is it everyone, the absolute pinnacle of the "Funny Little Character" meme and the "Tomar tortures another" meme

@meinkraft501

3 жыл бұрын

Does that mean the fans will stop spamming them?

@somewhatsour

3 жыл бұрын

@@meinkraft501 hopefully

@monarosberg6036

3 жыл бұрын

TOMAR tortures another funny little character

@ruba9334

3 жыл бұрын

*Sigh*

@GaMeRfReAkLIVE

3 жыл бұрын

"Tomar tortures loads of funny little creatures"

this is the equivalent of 5 year olds crowded round an ant hill with a magnifying glass

@orangequill1645

Жыл бұрын

your fucking right

@TempBlue-EB7559

Ай бұрын

You mean a with their dad's toolbox? and different types of fireworks, also the lego set they found lying around

Whenever you're feeling sad about life, just be grateful that you weren't born in a universe where Chris is God.

@robertbach9376

3 жыл бұрын

You mean that isn't this universe?

@fuckman297

3 жыл бұрын

Or where tomar has any substantial power

@teriyaki_chicken

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I wonder

@kabbablabba4073

3 жыл бұрын

But I was. We all were and now we just have to deal with it sigh

@bumbum5190

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckman297 He did long ago till his power was split by the emeralds

Clair de lune playing in the background while these little characters get massacred really completes the experience

@davetraintrain

3 жыл бұрын

Car Boys vibes

@idkartist

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Sleepy Cabin ;< 💔

@sagevoyage

3 жыл бұрын

@@davetraintrain I miss car boys

Yeah this episode was pretty funny, but can we talk about Chris saying “take that, mom” every time he killed one of the little guys?

@thegreenestofmachines

3 жыл бұрын

I found that really cool and edgy ngl 😎

@JoeLikesBlue

3 жыл бұрын

this was only funny because I believed it for a second

@rotatceps95

2 жыл бұрын

Polka-dot man

This game has so many different interactive pieces and settings that can reach super creative levels. And Chris is just like *”I drop heavy thing on guy”*

@jimmybean420

3 жыл бұрын

that's how it is when you play this game, yeah its fun to make cool contraptions that kill people more effectively but you're probably gonna get distracted by heavy thing

@ckopen7192

Жыл бұрын

i wish they discovered the fuckin iv system. i feel like the things theyd do with it would be hilarious

Chris is the AI from "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream."

@shakadiddy3938

3 жыл бұрын

This comment rocks

@tinman3747

3 жыл бұрын

@@shakadiddy3938 dudes rock

@jaydenpatterson5165

3 жыл бұрын

There was the Chinese AM and the Russian AM and the yankee AM......

@thebigenchilada678

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinman3747 hell yeah dude

@missingindy

2 жыл бұрын

you mean AM?

We all wanted to blame just Chris, or just Tomar, or just Zach for all the worlds atrocities but this episode PROVES what I’ve been saying all along. They’re working together to commit terrible crimes against humanity.

@arc6185

3 жыл бұрын

Ur stretching there

@eddie2000ad

3 жыл бұрын

I think their mango farm fiasco more or less confirmed this

@RatBoyDunce

3 жыл бұрын

They are but humble mango farmers it’s not like they enjoyed brutally murdering those people it was just an example to keep the cartels away

@germpot

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddie2000ad But they're not farming fruit, are they? Remember, Chris had a cat named Mango, and now they're breeding clones in an underground bunker, located beneath a mango fruit farm, which is the front. Cartels do the same. How do you think they find so many people to torture? It's not like there are that many people out in the world, you can't just find a human to take home.

@wowwow3576

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you. Tomar would NEVER commit war crimes in my home town and hold all of my friends and family hostage. Stop spreading these baseless accusations, you sick little NOBODY!

*Zach snarkily laughs* “a human playground? How absurd” *Tomar nervously chuckles along thinking about the secret chamber in his basement containing the still moving parts of his victims, clumsily assembled into various playground equipment such as the Flesh Slide, the Tongue Swings, and the Still Screaming Face Merry Go Round.* “Yeah that’s absurd ahaha.........”

@dizzythegreat

2 жыл бұрын

I heard Tomar was gaslighting his co-hosts into believing his name was Todd Spunks and refused to acknowledge that he was doing it and after maintaining it for nearly a week he SUDDENLY acted like he had never heard of the name before

Tomar's state run playground "people's playground"

@NolanStidham

3 жыл бұрын

@Commonsense What

@kinmakin2180

3 жыл бұрын

@Commonsense how?

@proudtitanicdenier4300

3 жыл бұрын

@Commonsense how the fuck

@Gromblo

3 жыл бұрын

@Commonsense WHAT

@Gromblo

3 жыл бұрын

@Commonsense WHAT

This is just what Chris and Tomar do to the cartel guys in their mango farms

@marcopivetta7796

3 жыл бұрын

It was justified! All 138 cases.

15:36 "this poor family, they've been through enough" *hardcut to truck speeding at 80 MPH*

I want a compilation of Chris saying “this game rocks”

@Dasgath

3 жыл бұрын

Put it next to the "that's the funniest shit in the world" compilation

@LetsGoGetThem

3 жыл бұрын

itd be funny to see the amount of random ass games like that penguin game he'd say that to lol

@sethaniel1

3 жыл бұрын

@Otto Heckel

@PatchworkRose567

2 жыл бұрын

Play a drinking game where you take a shot every time Chris says “This game rocks!”

Zach hitting a joint is the funniest concept ever and idk why

@finleytaylor8643

3 жыл бұрын

It took me very much by surprise

@Infectedbybloo

3 жыл бұрын

@@finleytaylor8643 we already knew Tomar was a meth head but Zach took me by surprise

@TheSutanian

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice until now

@FredrickFreaker

Жыл бұрын

I’d smoke with him honestly

@monsieurlemon

2 ай бұрын

toking

This isn't a videogame, it's what's happening inside Tomar's head *right now*

I really love how Tomar is reclaiming the impression everyone does of his voice. So brave

0:37 Leo and Satan vibes from that line from Chris there. Do you think maybe he's seen it??

@redpractition

3 жыл бұрын

i doubt he watches that kind of demonic content!

@joshuahughes4704

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was doing a Dunkey voice

@nielsbeeris5688

3 жыл бұрын

no

@shnouth5391

3 жыл бұрын

Leo and Satan is so incredibly unfunny I guarantee chris is ashamed of it.

@antpaste

3 жыл бұрын

@@shnouth5391 geez

16:02 The gang shows no emotion or remorse as Chris absolutely smashes the living daylights out of those poor civilians

14:11 "that's like the magic bullet" Zach just casually referencing deep assassination lore

The music in the background makes this feel like a SleepyCast episode.

This game is great. I’m so glad they’re playing this

Bro why is no one talking about how Zach just clearly took a big old hit of the funny drug at the beginning?

@adamcormier6513

3 жыл бұрын

Because he did it so gracefully

@IAmGameAddicted

3 жыл бұрын

Dont mention it ; )

@Xandian

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m taking one… That’s it”

@lucardo__

2 жыл бұрын

Was just thinking about this

@pongo1342

2 жыл бұрын

Most of the guys don’t smoke weed because it makes them paranoid or unfunny. Zach, Chris, and Cory specifically said they hate it.

This game is giving me the "torture game" vibes. I remember playing this game on Newgrounds when i was a kid, then my mother saw me playing and grounded me for days. Good times

They never activated the little characters. I wanted to see them run in fear and panic

@foxlyticalxd2562

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's a mod you're thinking of.

@garfieldman2380

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxlyticalxd2562 if you highlight the humans (and other living things, such as gorse and androids), once you right click, you can activate different poses such as walking, stumbling, cowering, etc

@foxlyticalxd2562

2 жыл бұрын

@@garfieldman2380 You don’t have to highlight them, just right click on one. Also I think he’s thinking of a mod that lets you control humans?

This game is like I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream if it was from the viewpoint of AM

Anyone else is fine with just listening to chris and his friends talk while it shows nothing but cute animals eat ?

@Michael-qp7gq

3 жыл бұрын

i wish they’d just go back to podcasting. would kill for a solid hour a week from the 4 of them

@balls261

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I too am incredibly lonely

People Playground is what Tomar calls the dungeon in his basement.

@crisismoon880

3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on I made the joke first :(

@jimmyneutronmemegenius427

3 жыл бұрын

Tomars sweet slave dungeon

@Earmitethemself

3 жыл бұрын

Test: Fuck you (I don't mean it it's just that I think youtube might be censoring swear replies. If you see this then good news: They aren't)

@Earmitethemself

3 жыл бұрын

Thank fuck

“I wish they scream” classic tomar

I appreciate that Clair de Lune is playing throughout this entire gruesome masterpiece; beautiful

Chris feeding his god complex once again.

I just love the wholesome Koala having a munch before they play the game

Josef Mengele finds this game and whistles happily through his tooth gap, “Hehe dis is gud”

The original thumbnail depicted Tomar as the one holding the little characters of Chris and Zach over buzzsaws but he made them change it in a desperate attempt to improve his public image. Well some stains can never be removed Tomar, you should know that best.

I definitely wanna see more of this, especially since they haven't played around with how cool the zombie syringe is when experimenting with the rest of them

I can't help but feel like people have been indoctrinated into not realising there's an entirely new intro infecting the newer video's

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

I like it.

@hair_sauce6472

3 жыл бұрын

its really weird that this is the first comment ive seen about it and its the second vid its been used in, i guess no one wants to seem like they're complaining?

@teriyaki_chicken

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering when it would happen since it makes no sense to say with friends when he has friends with him in every episode now

@jacksonpercy8044

3 жыл бұрын

@@teriyaki_chicken But now they don't show the thumbnail in the video itself. I always liked that about the old intro.

@TheLewdOtaku

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonpercy8044 me too man

Chris says "snip" and Tomar doesn't even make a Bris joke.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's one less present he'll be getting under the Hannukah tree

18:16 you could play in the Himalayas for hours!

Chris reliving his Irish childhood where he did the same to the neighborhood strays

i feel like after reading through these comments that a super underrated part was 19:10 with the propeller it just made me crack up laughing that chris got so excited for it to just zoom off into space so fast

Chris’s evil little grunt/scream when he kills people brutally is hilarious.

18:35 that’s the best Zach scream I’ve ever heard

15:34 "this poor family, let's do this"

Zach continuing the Fear and Loathing gag at 0:45 "One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats."

That cold open had such an odd energy

@dan_loeb

3 жыл бұрын

David lynch feeling almost.

22:15 we're all just gonna ignore Tomar's stroke of comedic genius? 'Ight.

this was mentioned in the book of revelations.

It's sad that lyle died after tomar snapped and ripped his spine out but atleast we still have zach

@T1Slam

3 жыл бұрын

Famous last words

@jimmyneutronmemegenius427

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar literally reversed his sweet automobile over lyle's big beautiful head in his driveway

@SirGraffitiArt

3 жыл бұрын

For now

The piano music in the background is the same they used on SleepyCast... memories...

I can admit, Peoples Playground is 1000% more fun when you are/have an audience of friends. Nothing is better than someone giving an idea and it makes everyone laugh their hearts out.

@KEATONSTOOS

3 жыл бұрын

I would imagine that playing it all by yourself would come off more as psychotic

5:05 Tomar: can you... Can you increase gravit- Chris: *I am gravity*

Never seen somebody so genuinely enthusiastic about a bloody mess than zach

Zach took a puff of weeds while i too was on weeds so this made it very comforting know zach smokes as well. very relatable

@OctoberXP

3 жыл бұрын

i literally took a rip before watching this I feel so empowered

im watching this at my local playground and people are staring at me but i dont care u guys turned my life around keep up the good work

@dotmp3883

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

@Obewankedogbi

3 жыл бұрын

Good for ya

@Dietoaf

3 жыл бұрын

someone called the police on me

@rc9145

3 жыл бұрын

Erm kind of cringe but ok

@klg9549

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dietoaf This is why you should wear headphones

The faint scribbling and pondering you can hear throughout in the background sometimes is tomar taking notes

"This poor family, they've been through enough" *immediately proceeds to have a truck run them all over*

this will be beautiful jaxxy

@PichNuts

3 жыл бұрын

This is a very good alternative comment to "first"

@sagetheassassin3192

3 жыл бұрын

Approved

Nobody mention the, "I wish they screamed" quote that Tomar said at 7:32

"That's horrible!" *keeps doing it repeatedly*

Tomar was almost charged with war crimes after making his own “People Playground” in Afghanistan.

@shorewall

3 жыл бұрын

The UN will always turn a blind eye, as long as Tomar keeps that Opium coming.

I miss the, "oneyplays..ahh...with friends" :(

@HC-qc5rp

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta plug the merch 🙄

8:08 Chris: *Places multiple flammable barrels, yet still seems horrified by the people catching fire.*

zach opening with a rip puts this in the top 15 videos of the month

There's something so soothing about watching all this mayhem go on while Clair de Lune plays in the background

The claire de lune in the background is giving me SleepyCast flashbacks.

Chris really needs to expand his vernacular, everything is either "an asshole" or "actually evil"

@trajanfidelis1532

3 жыл бұрын

Irishmen can only learn a certain number words in their lifetime, most of it contains swear words and racial slurs

@bigbird4481

Жыл бұрын

​@@trajanfidelis1532 a true gentleman

Oh it’s so nice to hear the little gremlins voice I have missed Zach so much!!

To Tomar, this isn't a game, but a state of mind

Tomar plays this game irl with Zach and Chris, he subjects them to torture daily

Clair de lune in the background ties it all up nicely.

i love that zach brought up intercative buddy because not only was i just talking about it earlier today, but also it was literally the backbone of my entire childhood. i would sneak my mum's toshiba laptop into my room at night so i could throw grenades at him until the entire computer would have to restart

The added sound effects at 7:27 and 21:34 made me laugh the most

We all know this is just practice for *Tomar's plan*

Holy crap Lois, this is just like that time I got captured by Joshua Tomar!

This is what Tomar does with his so-called pawns on a daily basis.

I'm so very sad the thumbnail isn't Tomar manipulating Chris and Zach. Which, ya know, is how it always happens. We love you you two little boys, stay strong.

@roachdoggjr.4993

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar bullied whoever drew the thumbnail into not schmearing his name

@klg9549

3 жыл бұрын

You've been brainwashed by the anti-Tomar propaganda

The physics and particle effects in this are outrageously good wtf

I love how every game Zack's goal is to break it

Zach: put down some living people. Chris: where are they? Zach: you killed them all.

now that zach is back, you must be wary of the consequences for bringing back the dead

This episode was pretty fun, I also love games like this where its just physics and you get to see what you can create

Chris: "They're drowning....that's sad." *cut to them drowning and now on fire* Chris did you really think it was sad

"I wish they screamed" We know Tomar, we know

Hey oneyplays gang, if you go to the steam workshop for people playground, you can get a mod so the humans can move around on their own, they can also fight on their own, and you can control them! Edit: the mod is called intelligent humans Edit 2: There is also a contraption on the steam workshop called “torture factory” it’s really damn cool

3:19 OHHH MAMA MIA!!

It’s so nice that Tomar let’s his friends mess around with one of the many dimensions he plays around with :)

please play this game again or ill ship my nuts as fan mail

20:09 Reminds me of that scene from Monsters vs. Aliens where the guy’s foot gets stabbed with a giant syringe

Chris stop chewing your fingernails to the bone, the roughness of the keratin in your throat is starting to affect the vibratto of your voice and i don’t even recognize you anymore

There is a strong overtone of "boys will be boys" to this video and I'm here for it

Zach taking a hit is comedy gold

we really need to take some time to thank Zach for recovering this footage from the North Korean supersoldier lab

id love to see you guys play more of this, its really fun to watch!!

Woah, they finally made a game where you can see the world from Tomar's point of view. Cool!

I love seeing the crew commit acts of terror to these digital doubles that have no consequences in the actions that we take upon them