for the wedding fan: the word you are looking for is "yoink."

@justajanitor7606

Жыл бұрын

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

@handlesarefeckinstupid

Жыл бұрын

Followed by 'Yeet'.

The only thing i can say to the dude with a thermometer is... WELL DONE.

@Wortnik

Жыл бұрын

Pretty good but he loses points for being off center! lol

@nwmancuso

Жыл бұрын

Bro. This comment section about to get heated…

@TheThreeDGrasshopper

Жыл бұрын

How often will an event like this happen with a meat thermometer? RARE.

@aegeangaming8280

Жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@nitroweeb41

Жыл бұрын

The same for your comment.

A couple of weeks ago I got home after a weekend away and saw firefighters leaving my appartment building. Got inside my appartment, only to find all of the windows were open, it was super hot and humid, and my smoke detector had no battery. Turns out my cat got on the kitchen counter and turned on the hot water. The steam make my smoke alarm go off for a while and my neighbours called the fire department. Thankfully the sink was empty, the water drained on its own and there was no water damage, but I can't imagine what would have happened if the sink was clogged. I got a 150$ bill from my landlord :/

@logangant3505

Жыл бұрын

Well that sucks

6:30 turn off your breaker grab rubber gloves (to be safe) and grab tweezers or pliers with a rubber grip then just pull them out. Turning off you breaker will kill the power to your house so it should be safe to pull those suckers out. Make sure to turn your breaker back on when you're done!!

@DoggosGames

Жыл бұрын

I appreciae you trying to help, but he isnt gonna see this.

@scottmyers10

Жыл бұрын

Rubber gloves aren't made of electrical grade rubber, they do not actually have insulative value. High school science teachers really need to stop spreading that dangerous misinformation, you can get shocked through any rubber that is not electrical grade and electrical grade rubbers come in different insulation values for different voltage types. While wearing rubber gloves may make you feel better, it does nothing to protect you. You are correct about shutting the breaker off, the next step, however, is to check to make sure the outlet doesn't have power. You can do this with a volt meter, an outlet tester, or a non-contact voltage tester. Finally, always use the correct tool for the job. While tweezers may work they are not built for this, while needle nose pliers are.

@salazardraconic2590

Жыл бұрын

But this is helpful for future reference since anyone can have the same problem

@gregstreet7902

10 ай бұрын

Not turn it back on😂😂

The first guy was ready for when they check the temp at admission

For the bad airplane seat. I dont know who might find this handy. But you can find detailed reviews of specific seats on "flight guru seat map" for planes. Just need your seat number and name of the plane. Its given on your ittinerary. You can see if your seat has bad windows, how much room a seat has or even weird things like, short ceiling or weird object around seat, something blocking under seat compartment, some mechanical thing in your foot path etc.

Doctor: Lets measure your temperature Guy: Don't need. Just look my forehead

4:12 Damn dude I just got out of homelessness 3 days ago. My PC was in my car the whole time because I was afraid this would happen 12:01 steamer and a small vacuum. dumped bright red wax on my carpet as well. Just get it melted and heat soaked enough to stay melted to get sucked up and hope for the best. 13:08 the same thing happened to me as well lmao. It's crazy how much of this shit I can relate to. One time I was right about to fall asleep. Borderline dream territory. Then out of nowhere a MASSIVE hornet, one of those ones with the black jacket around their abdomen, stung me right in the meat of my thumb. Worst part is I couldn't find the damn thing after about an hour of looking.

4:17 I know that pain

to the guy who got poison ivy in his eye, I feel your pain. had a rental detachment. the retina was detached 75 percent and had to get surgery (buckle eye surgery you can look up it if you want it is brutal) and my eye was swollen shut for at least a month, and during that time I had a cut on my cornea, the most sensitive part of the body. its even more sensitive then male anatomy. the worst part is a couple days before the surgery I waited in the hospital for the whole day with no food or drink since we thought we where having surgery that day. we weren't. I had to have surgery on halloween. and I though 2022 count get any worse. tldr: got eye surgery and got a cut on the most sensitive part of the body (even more sensitive then balls) and had surgery on halloween. a couple days before I waited at the hospital for 9 hours with no food or drink since I thought I was having surgery that day.

0:04 At least I hope he got the correct temperature

My family friend/cousin was getting married on Friday and her parents left a bit earlier than everyone else. They ended up getting rear-ended right on the street outside the banquet hall while trying to turn the car. Everyone is ok though

3:39 - Are you gonna eat that?

Once I had I shop delivery coming, and some salsa fell out of the bag shattering, salsa and glass went EVERYWHERE, the salsa and glass were there for about 1.5 weeks.

“My truck had kittens ” How the frigg is that a crappy day?

2:50 - always bring a junkie with you, they don't miss.

7:33 cat looks so proud

My grandparents filled in their little pond without telling anyone. I had many happy memories there

what is wrong with the perler beads at 17:15? i can't see it.

@DanielKay06

Жыл бұрын

The video doesn't show the second image, they dropped it.

Memes are awsome dude I love ya

0:00 Accidentally? How the hell do you do something like that by accident?

the doctor was probably laughing at the first guy with the meat thermometer because of how comedic it is the people at the hospital and stuff were probably all bon a-petite

@milobusterz3280

Жыл бұрын

by the bon a-petite thing I mean that if they want hot steak for dinner in the hospital uhhhhhhhh

2:16 still.. useable

@maddiedrawscrap1226

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but still sucks that it even happened, maybe OP should try to push it back to normal or ghat dent hack?

O:51 "Only one elephant at a time"

love these vids

8:05 that one is easy, just open the draw above or below it and push the draw out that way

7:33 that cat knew what it did and it was proud

6:34 find the breaker to that outlet, shut it off, then grap some pliers. If you don't know which breaker the outlet is, try grabbing a rubber glove, make sure you are insulated, and intentionally trip the breaker. The breaker should have an orange indicator telling you it's off.

3:38 LMFAO

New movie title: Thermometer, The Steak Fights Back

4:33 to be fair, they show you the stencil and have you confirm it’s in the right spot before they even start

Y'all. Don't buy "reversible" belts that have a buckle that spins around. They snap off super easy.

:23 - Looks to me like he's still flipping burgers on it.

Broke my arm the day before watching this, it was the one pleasant day we have at this time in the UK...

@stevelansfordsaveukraine8751

Жыл бұрын

Broke My Arm 2 But It Healed Few Months AgO

@BeanKally

Жыл бұрын

In my 12 years of life, I’ve never broken a bone. I feel like it’s just around the corner with how clumsy I am… Probably because I’ve always set very strict boundaries on doing anything I have a high chance of getting injured doing

@RobertVivian

Жыл бұрын

It's a weird feeling having a broken arm in that Chinese finder trap hook contraption.

2:57 I live in Vancouver Washington, which is right across the River from Portland Oregon, and I also grew up in northern Oregon near Portland, so throughout my life I’ve been in and through Portland A LOT. I feel bad for this person but it made me laugh my ass off

17:14 WAIT IS THAT HOMESTUCK

"Accidentally stabbed myself with a heat thermometer" *says casually while pulling it out

5:47 that aint a crappy day at all!

The first one: OH HELL NO

1:16 I think that might be my dad

When I was renovating my bathroom, my buddy the contractor wanted to "upgrade" to a glass enclosed shower. I told him to GTFO

9:47 where is the mold??

I too have made the carbon pizza.

The cheese one was their fault

2:06 Is that a corolla? I stg i was tripping today when my leg kept getting wet while driving through the rain.

well at least they didnt have to take their thermometer out when checking your temperature

“Accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer” THAT HURT TO READ

6:15 that happened to me once 💀

To the meat thermometer guy: Look at the bright side. at least they don’t need to take your temperature

Gotta love Portland

My keys are held together with a rubber band

Really feeling the one at 4:18 Got out of being homeless and my motherboard was cracked :)

At least the doctors can tell if he has a fever just by looking

4:40 I feel this It happened on my 9th birthday and _no one came._ We didn't get cake bc we thought we were having a party. _this is prolly why I have depression and social anxiety._ Edit: I'm not an emo gacha child but it does look like I am 🥲 I'm a very sensitive person, especially back then, and it was one of many instances of friends not showing.

@neptuntx

Жыл бұрын

you dont have either its just a phase lol

@lucasafton8616

Жыл бұрын

@@neptuntx Ah yes because all mental illnesses are a phase 🤦 (also to the commenter I'm sorry this happened to you)

@Gingerninja44

Жыл бұрын

It's not just a phrase

@wolfieisacat13

Жыл бұрын

@@neptuntx it is a phase! A phase that’ll last the rest of their life

@neptuntx

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfieisacat13 it's something called fake depression because you're 9 and have discovered gacha life sad emo videos

2:34. How heavy was that cough medicine?

2:34 this is a reason why you dont use induction

3:40. Dude, that's no longer pizza: that's charcoal.

The hair and eyeball is the worst

I'm my location. THE LUNAR ECLIPSE WASN'T VISABLE!

@michaelgunnels9694

Жыл бұрын

Same and it didn't call for it where I live

@samopenshaw5364

Жыл бұрын

Same...

@krystofkarda7395

Жыл бұрын

I didnt even know there was an eclipse until a week after

Who leaves small sharp objects in a cup holder? Could only go bad.

0:56 there’s zero children’s Tylenol or Advil in the entire world. It’s global

10:14 KETCHUP FLAVORED LAYS???

f in the chat for everyone

I am curious why that fridge is ONLY soda. Unless it’s at their work then that would make sense

8:29 I Have the same belt that broke the same way. Push the belt through that small rectangular hole. The metal on the end will hold it. Pass the excess belt material UNDER the stub end of the belt. 12:28 ^

Poor dude he just wanted to see what temp he is 😂

0:00 Was... Was he done though?

HOW DO YOU "ACCIDENTLY" SHOVE A MEAT THERMOMETER IN YOUR HEAD?????

Suppositories and muscle relaxants, huh? That sounds... interesting.

0:53, you weigh enough

12:06 get brown paper and an iron and put the paper on the wax in the carpet and iron the paper it melts the wax and absorbs into the paper

0:00 Domestic Abuse? No way anyone could accidentally stab themselves in the forehead with a meat thermometer

when was the lunar ecplise?

I have many questions, first how did someone accidentally stab them self in the head with anything let alone a meat thermometer?

11:11 Why the hell wouldn't they just take 5 min to make a call and have that car towed and actually be able to finish the job instead of working around it?

I fuckin hate how airlines would rather shave off a couple bucks making everyone miserably uncomfortable (including first class nowadays) instead of having customer satisfaction

@Aidan-fw1xr

Жыл бұрын

Extra info: I’m 6 foot and dear GOD, I’m a pretzel on just about any airline

@mr.alextheprogamer5555

Жыл бұрын

I think that’s my dad

people: the lunar is going to be at 5:00 something! me: *misses and gets up at **5:50** something and is sad*

5:18, the least the truck driver could hane done was *slowed down*

8:18 I’m one of them 🎉🎉🎉

About children Tylenol. It’s worldwide. Why do kids get so sick so rapidly in recent times did their immune system just disappear or was it weakened by something🤔

You can't park like that! Watch me I'm from Ohio and clearly that's downtown Columbus Ohio😂😂😂

@17:15 latula noooo

Oh, the fridge caused it, did it?

Got a vaccine against meningitis, got all rare side effects but my arm isn’t sore at all.

0:02 so what temperature was your brain?

These give me anxiety.

I don't get what's wrong with the perler plates. They look to be connectable, so... Just connect them? What am I missing here?

3:20 hair can actually do that to your eye? 😖 Good reason why I don’t have long hair

In 2019 my mom had given birth to my sis and she was very tired bcs of 20ish days of no sleep One day we had gone to a shopping and me and my dad went to a circus Her neighboor had called my mom alot of times then she texted "It's ok, the firefighters already fixed that" Turns out my mom had left my sister's cups warming up and she forgot to turn off the stove before leaving We lived in some friend's second house :/

6:53 my good sir that's how attics work unfortunately. there are studs you must balance on to get across...

They should just turn their things off and back on. It works

@southernflatland

Жыл бұрын

And if that doesn't work, put it in some rice.

0:27 and 0:45

So what was his temp

7.42 I can smell that through the screen 🤢

Stabbed my hand with a survival can opener on the bottom of a multi tool with needle nose tool on front. to the bone. there was stringy meat coming out I had to pull out and it bleed alot.

coffee is for the weak

On thursday my school was giving out hot chocolate for a dollar. I have a dollar 37 in my bag (a dollar in dimes) so i gave my 10 dimes to my friend and sent him off. They ran out of hot chocolate. I got my money back lol but i feel bad for him

seems like regular days to me.....

9:33 aAhHahhhHaaahHHahAaaaH This one makes me cringe. For those who don't know, breaking the toilet cover is the fastest way to make a toilet worthless. Getting a replacement is near impossible. It's even worse for hi flows since they're banned from production due to water conservation laws. If you break a high flow cover, that's the whole toilet, and you also have to get a new device installed that pumps the water the rest of the way. These pumps are absolute garbage, and if they die on you, the aftermath will resemble eating 4 taco bell party packs.

9:46 that bread looks normal to me About us italians, we would totally eat that it's just slightly colored on there (looks like pepper to me nor anything else that you get in a kitchen) ,happened to my bread lotsa times, y'all just being dramatic.I t ' s s t i l l I n t a c t .