People Being Idiots: Stupidity At Its Best
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@hamfishstudiosofficial
Жыл бұрын
first
@forcryingoutloud
Жыл бұрын
It makes me so sad and frustrated to see the scary level of stupid going on.
@unknowncompany948
Жыл бұрын
FailArmy is a br./aea./in./de./ea./ad beggar who tries to get people to subscribe. If you want those, EARN THEM! People will do them when THEY WANT to, not when you WANT THEM to. You do not deserve subscriptions.
@dfgd2402
Жыл бұрын
@@hamfishstudiosofficial first child? Well, you are definitely one of them.
@dfgd2402
Жыл бұрын
@@hamfishstudiosofficialPlease do something with your life.
Props to the woman calling out the guys dumping trash. Lots of courage. Respect.
@Krackonis
Ай бұрын
Do they not have dumps there?
@xjakanton2576
Ай бұрын
@@Krackonis People are just lazy. And some things need to be brought to special dumpsites (Most of the times stuff you DO NOT want to be dumped just anywhere).
@T3n50r
Ай бұрын
@@xjakanton2576 And those dump sites tend to cost a wee bit of money, so dumb people find solutions fucking everyone else over including the environment. They get really pissed off when their actions have consequences.
@nc2933
Ай бұрын
They were gypsies
@Renwoxing13
Ай бұрын
They need her in south africa right now, Durban in particular ! I just saw a video from SA / ZA and would you believe that :. An entire road for several blocks and snaking off in multiple directions has trash piled up all along it !? The guy who decided he was going to record it and show it [ since he was disgusted by it and sick of it ] slowly drove down for blocks showing it.... He even got footage of people in the process of dumping trash on that road too !!! I am talking it looks like a 3rd world country... I mean it is a country in a locale typical associated with 3rd world... But once upon a time South Africa was a beautiful, developed, and westernized nation ! What could have happened to turn such a beautiful Gem in Africa to become a burned out dystopia in mess !? It's wild !
That guy driving the boat that crashes multiple times just looks calm af 🤣 like don't worry I got this or whatever lmao
@martinlatour9311
Жыл бұрын
Prolly just drunk af
@brodiekeown4494
Жыл бұрын
he is just counting how much this is going to cost him......in multiples of 100k
@ajamison6
Жыл бұрын
I was all like oh look, it's another Speed movie
@CARS_NI123
Жыл бұрын
So stupid that boats the next titanic
@lionhead123
Жыл бұрын
i got a feeling his throttle got stuck.
“You take my dog and I’ll SUE this country” has gotta be one of the best things I’ve heard in a while.
@billolsen4360
9 ай бұрын
Lionel Hutz would have taken that case!
@kevinfoo8031
3 ай бұрын
Stupid airline allowing then saying no.
@jessierose5319
2 ай бұрын
Im curious to why she was being removed
@MrBeevee5
2 ай бұрын
@@jessierose5319 Maybe the dog?
@Jack-kx5em
2 ай бұрын
This is my favorite video.
"You're gonna go to jail." "No I am not!" Works every time.
@Sean-ll5cm
Ай бұрын
*if you're rich
@rulesandregulations7192
Ай бұрын
and have a good enough lawyer to make the judge consider you a human being and not a number on a statistic . the law is not moralty or justice or even sensibility ,its a tool to opress the poor and enrich the wealthy .@@Sean-ll5cm
@murlocmaster6192
25 күн бұрын
Nat 20 charisma check
3:16 the policeman put tape over the camera before calling on someone - that's sinister as hell. Chilling in fact. Would love to hear what that microphone recorded after this.
@JH-wd6dp
Жыл бұрын
Depends on what call he was responding to. I know some local cops got in trouble for doing something similar. They were conducting a welfare check on a female. Public was not happy as there wasn't any objective threat of firearms/weapons. There could be valid situations where blocking a camera is permissible but those situations it must be objectively reasonable to do so. Those would probably also be situations where you don't go alone.
@ifucturmotha6692
Жыл бұрын
this is why white and black people alike are scared to death of all cops in PA. This was a state trooper, the small town municipal cops are waaaaay m worse than this. im surprised he didn't just rip it off the wall
@goose300183
Жыл бұрын
@@ifucturmotha6692 I can imagine that people would find them frightening, can't think of a good reason why he would do this - the usual line is "the camera is there to protect you and me" because it doesn't lie. I'm a large, full grown Glaswegian man and seen my share of rough stuff, and honestly - if armed police came to my door and taped up my camera, I would be scared. I'd think I was about to be the victim of something very ugly indeed. Where I live, this would be front page news. (Totally different part of the World of course, with different social norms, but that REALLY wouldn't be normal in most first-world countries)
@musicaddct2257
Жыл бұрын
@@JH-wd6dp Absolutely False. Absent a search warrant signed by a judge, there is NO valid reason for that cop or ANY government official to do that. Blocking a camera on private property by a LEO would be a direct violation of the 1st and 4th amendments.
@surviigecko7058
Жыл бұрын
@@goose300183 I don't agree with it but his argument is probably so he doesn't get ambushed. Saw a video the other day of three cops being full auto blasted through a door and killed instantly in a similar situation.
The cop put tape over the camera and then expects someone to answer the door? Good luck with that.
@tiredman99
Жыл бұрын
Dude should be fired for pulling something like that. You're on their property and they're allowed to record
@Dannysoutherner
Жыл бұрын
@@tiredman99 agreed. We don't answer the door if camera is inoperable and we have a two man rule. No answering door unless we are both present, one several feet back. You never know these days.
@mikek7660
Жыл бұрын
sus AF
@calvinthedestroyer
Жыл бұрын
@@dustinnoobs5422 My neighbors know that everyone has cameras and we work together to keep an eye on the neighborhood.
@EpiphanyDraws
Жыл бұрын
@@dustinnoobs5422 could be the landlord's cameras
Russian: "AH! A BEAR!" Bear: "AH! A RUSSIAN!"
@arthas640
Ай бұрын
i love how the one guy is clearly too drunk to know or care about whats going on.
I love when ppl use the sentence " I don't know if it's legal!". Just after doing an illegal thing 😆
I'm surprised the police officers confronting the woman standing through her windshield could keep a straight face 😂.
@thegmanpaints
Жыл бұрын
"i smoke grass" at the end sent me hahahah
@sonicguyver7445
Жыл бұрын
She is a beautiful creature of myth. The Cartaur.
@mondrose4501
Жыл бұрын
@@sonicguyver7445 dude Ahahahahaha. thx for the Laugh i mean CarTaur? ahahahahaha
@tyler3970
Жыл бұрын
@@thegmanpaints she wasn't saying grass she was saying "wet" meaning pcp
@thegmanpaints
Жыл бұрын
@@tyler3970 oh, thanks!
That one clip at 3:15 is more terrifying than him being dumb for getting his face on camera. The cutoff after the knocking makes it even more ominous.
@raymondlopez1238
3 ай бұрын
Cops in Baltimore be like 😂
@aurelienyonrac
2 ай бұрын
It is crazy
1:27 a lot of respect for this woman and damn she avoided a really dangerous situation
“-I’m gonna sue this country!“ That’s the greatest sentence ever spoken.
5:58, covering the door cam with his face. Literally. I now believe in negative IQs.
@timothylegg
Жыл бұрын
All you need to be a cop in the USA is a GED. They can actually reject you for testing with too high of intelligence (Robert Jordan v. City of New London, 2nd Circuit court ruling)
@BloodwyrmWildheart
Жыл бұрын
@@timothylegg 5:58 Has nothing to do with cops...
@cliffbird5016
Жыл бұрын
@@timothylegg Same with US marines. if ur IQ is above 80 they wont take u. Every army in the world has a lower limit of 100 on IQ. Legal lowest is 80. US marines go down as far as 40 IQ. US has got into trouble with the UN for taking low IQ recruits. vietnam US was recruiting from metal hospitals. most couldnt even tie their shoe laces. they didnt get taught how to fire a rifle or even how to load them. they were pointed in a direction and told to keep walking till they were told to stop. They were used for setting off traps and ambushes. its why the US marines r called grunts. cannon fodder take low IQ recruits then send them to get killed. as their less likely to question orders. They still do it now. I was part of a NATO taskforce made up of elite and special forces units from every NATO country we called the US marines and seals the moron brigade. thick as 2 short planks most of them.
@Iamlivinginasim
Жыл бұрын
@@BloodwyrmWildheart This has everything to do with cops.
@chinascoming4u
Жыл бұрын
😆 thats wins dumbest criminals of all time
5:48 how stupid can they get, they all walk by on camera, then one of them decides to cover the camera with his face
@TheFlyingslug
Жыл бұрын
I recall seeing that clip forever ago. If I remember correctly, the trio of thieves ended up being very easily caught and ended up having to spend some time in prison.
@Snickarz1337
Жыл бұрын
no shit i thougt the same thing even if the camera didnt have wide angle and sound you would still have seen them pass the camera then block it and then the parcels missing
@Rubindy
Жыл бұрын
@@TheFlyingslug prison for that small violation? just normal dudes they were
@Yasviele
Жыл бұрын
@@Rubindy Good, they better learn the lesson early or else they'll get worse and worse
@Rubindy
Жыл бұрын
@@Yasviele thats debatable. Putting them into a place where there are criminals only doesnt always lead to a better future
Props to the grandma that did not care that a dude jumped at her car and gave the dog a punishment
@billolsen4360
9 ай бұрын
That dog is trained to tree all process-servers.
@redrasegarden
18 күн бұрын
Good dog owner
the dude with his phone above the water as the car and himself went under - it was like watching Terminator with his thumb up! 😂😂😂
2:23 That's not a fail, that's a near death experience. A horse kick can easily break your bones. Not sure what caused such a reaction, but I hope both are ok.
@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330
Жыл бұрын
Judging by the way she's reacting, the horse probably broke a rib or 2
@walter_248
Жыл бұрын
@@bigfootwithinternetconnect2330 :(
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
Жыл бұрын
A friend of mine was kicked by her horse, in the shin, nearly 35 years ago. You can still still see where it was damaged. Some bone grafted around it but at the time, it was a perfect hoof print.
@kenyalmb
Жыл бұрын
2:22*
@HaloMachinimaFilms
Жыл бұрын
@@kenyalmb Ok?
"It's my dog and I'm going to sue this country," has got to be the most Karen phrase ever uttered.
@stoutjudas9868
Жыл бұрын
It's up there
@yogawithemma3706
Жыл бұрын
Oh crazy🥵🥵🥵
@AtheistOrphan
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how her attempt to ‘sue the country’ is working out for her.
@bongy59
Жыл бұрын
Tbh, it sounds like she's developing dementia
@RandoBurner
Жыл бұрын
How do you know it was right for them to not let her on the flight? The company I mean, not the cops. Once the cops come, its all over.
2:05 I'm so glad he saved his phone. He seemed worried about it.
@AnthonyGuang
3 ай бұрын
Hello How is the weather over there..??
@TheBrooklynfoo
19 күн бұрын
very curious how that truck got there in the first place
Love the woman that death scream, really helps everyone and the kids stay calm and able to hear things when most needed
8:09 the car battery thing is interesting because I never once wondered what would happen if you connected jumper cables wrong. . . Now we know.
@paparoysworkshop
Жыл бұрын
It could have been worse. The battery could have exploded causing injury or even death to those girls. Thankfully, they are ok.
@serioushex3893
Жыл бұрын
car batteries are one of those things that you reeeeeeeeally dont want to mess around with unless you're absolutely sure you know what you're doing. ive jumped my car and others many times, and i still refresh myself on the steps every time just to be sure. thankfully my jumper cables have a tag stuck to them with a handy guide. I kinda like NOT blowing myself up or destroying my car.
@svennoren9047
Жыл бұрын
@@paparoysworkshop She did say that her car caught fire, so the battery probably did just that. We were taught how to use jump cables in driving school, isn't everybody?
@Dracadin
Жыл бұрын
@@svennoren9047 honestly I don´t really remember if they taught it but it´s matter of 10 seconds to look it up on phone nowadays at least that´s what I do every time before
@ezzbuttheyshouldntleavethe5529
Жыл бұрын
@@paparoysworkshop Oh yeah, my mechanic friend has had a battery explode on em before, splashed them and some others with battery acid-
"I don't even think that's legal!" ...well, destroying someone else's personal property definitely isn't legal so...
@pinballdave804
Жыл бұрын
People with drones are assholes He did the right thing
@1003JustinLaw
Жыл бұрын
I mean drones are illegal, it's spyware
@jken1998
Жыл бұрын
@@1003JustinLaw "I mean GPS is iLLegAL itS sPyWArE."
@electricfil
Жыл бұрын
@@1003JustinLaw you're what's wrong with the world today.
@1003JustinLaw
Жыл бұрын
@@electricfil the world is what’s wrong with the world today.
Watching this with my family turned our evening into a laughter-filled party!
"I'm gonna sue this country." Get off the damn plane, KAREN. 😂😂😂
99% Sure the dude woken up by the bear cub was thinking "Shit if that's the kid where's mom?"
@ajcarter2337
Жыл бұрын
@miko foin Uh, wrong number?
@murrayshekelberg9754
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, how do you drive through a whole house
@ajcarter2337
Жыл бұрын
@@murrayshekelberg9754 Why the hell are you people commenting stuff that has nothing to do with my comment? 😂
@Samuel-is2wx
Жыл бұрын
@miko foin bro the fuck
@RandomGuy-nu4xc
Жыл бұрын
yeah that is some relatable stuff there how slick I thought I was vs how slick I actually was also pretty dumb how they directly showed their face up close to the camera lol
The guy dropping the chainsaw towards the lady below him made me cringe so hard I imploded. That could have been an absolute tragedy!
@antoniodriskell2346
Жыл бұрын
Why was she on the ladder to begin with?
@MrTassadarzo
Жыл бұрын
@@antoniodriskell2346 It looks like she was handing him a tool.
@MydearestSixsmith1931
Жыл бұрын
Yea, and looked like she had a screwdriver in her mouth that would have gone down her throat if she had fallen off the ladder and face planted. I’m guessing they had a screw loose.
@6thgraderfriends
Жыл бұрын
It looks like there were electrical wires right there too...all it takes is one full connection and they were both going down!
@ober7250
Жыл бұрын
No, still pretty heavy if it lands on your head, but is not like a chainsaw magically start to rev up if dropped. More concerned about the log.
It's not that she specifically needed a guy, she just needed someone who knew what they were doing.
@axldave9940
13 күн бұрын
That's usually a guy
@Jdawg96-to2lf
9 күн бұрын
@@axldave9940no
I loved that the girls were trying to be cute but ended in a fiery mess lol poor angels lol
"I'm going to sue this country!" is the ultimate Karen move! 🤣
@jessicajennings9148
Жыл бұрын
@Luke Crawford It might not have had anything to do with the dog. She was probably the one creating the disturbance. And if it was the dog then it’s her fault she didn’t check beforehand to make sure dogs were allowed on the plane. It may have escaped your notice, but babies are allowed on planes because they’re human, ya basic bozo.
@jessicajennings9148
Жыл бұрын
@Luke Crawford I’ve been stuck right next to crying babies on six hour flights more times than I can count. They may sound like banshees from the underworld but I have done my research and confirmed that they are, in fact, human.
@jessicajennings9148
Жыл бұрын
@Luke Crawford Different airlines might have different policies. I think some planes require them to be stored in the cargo area and others don’t allow them at all unless they’re service dogs. I’m not positive though. I’ve never traveled with a dog. Either way, she should have checked so it’s her fault.
@jessicajennings9148
Жыл бұрын
@Luke Crawford Cool. Glad we’re on the same page
@shinigamikitty
Жыл бұрын
@@jessicajennings9148 in order for a dog to be in cargo, it's safer if its over a certain size and weight. The ladies dog was inside a carrier at her feet, which is where they are supposed to be stored if super small. Also, to get through security and get checked in for the flight, the pet was also checked in, because you have to have papers from the vet letting the airline know the anima is safe to fly and up to date on shots. I've not come across any airline that refuses pets, but you do have to pay for them. So them bringing up the dog is just odd because she wouldn't have been allowed to make it that far without the airline and staff knowing. My guess is either the lady was causing a disturbance and they asked about the dog to ensure it didn't get tossed around, or someone complained about said dog. The lady wanting a refund is absolutely right, and she could actually have grounds to even sue the airline. When you fly with pets, they are extremely thorough, so unless she can do magic and had the dog hidden in an invisibility cloak, she paid for that dog to be there as a carry-on bag for her. I've flown that way when I had a small puppy. Never had any issues.
2:40 "I don't even think that's legal" Well, criminal mischief (damaging their drone) definitely isn't legal.
@likeablecloud2454
Жыл бұрын
Though I think regulation o. Where you can fly drones should be a thing it's sadly not as long as it's not over private property without owner per ission. But the laws in each state are different. If the person owns an aircraft it's 100 percent not legal as it occupies the airspace and can cause an accident. But if not then it's a legal grey area.
@MJG206
Жыл бұрын
@@likeablecloud2454 federally i believe theres a distance above your property that becomes federally owned space.
@likeablecloud2454
Жыл бұрын
@@MJG206 yes but that's only in terms of aircraft after a certain point but if you own a small aircraft or something you are legally able to restrict it. But some drones can reach that height. It's just a legal grey area as explained yes after a certain height it's federally owned but you also own a certain amount of height past the tallest structure. It's a grey area and is hard to enforce. I wish the restrictions for this was much clearer as this is a problem.
@dylant4737
Жыл бұрын
True!
@symphony_in_152mm2
Жыл бұрын
if it were my drone, the cops can have whats left after I'm done whooping his ass.
If you feel dumb just remember these people exist . 😂
I love how the lady on the plane is just gonna sue the whole country. Forget the airline, the police department, the township/city. She’s got big ambitions, and she’s fighting for crazy people everywhere who want to bring dogs and dog-like objects on planes. Way to go crazy lady, keep doing your thing, just don’t do it anywhere near me.
@CloudHindlen
Жыл бұрын
Man after that attitude I would have just waited till the plane was in the air and opened the door and been like "well here is your complementary parachute, have a nice flight" ...Bye. 😂
@mistypedhi
Жыл бұрын
Why can't a calm good dog be on a plane though ? 🤔 Airlines are too quick to be aggressive and too strict over minor things too.
@Andreseme23
Жыл бұрын
Becouse airlines don’t have the time to know the dog long enough to check if it’s calm, and the owner’s word it’s all but trustworthy.
@sgtpain5173
Жыл бұрын
The First question is,why let the Security she in the plane,when dogs are Not allowed ? So it's the failure from the Airline and the Security.
@AllyBubblesSpriggs
Жыл бұрын
Karen alert!!!!
i dont think telling a cop "im not going to jail" has ever worked out for anyone on the planet :P
@XVeganDaveGodFreeX
Жыл бұрын
I was as waiting for Karen to tell the cops she wants to talk to the manager! 🤣
@Sciguy95
Жыл бұрын
I like how she's supposedly going to sue the whole country because she was kicked off an airplane.
@DC-id2ih
Жыл бұрын
Apparently this took place in 2015 on a UnitedExpress from Salt Lake to Chicago. Woman refused to put her dog (which was growling/snapping at flight attendants) in a carrier, so the captain ordered her removed from the flight and she got belligerent. In the end though - no charges were filed since the woman was in her 80s and had a "medical condition". For complete details - see article at CBS website - "Woman Kicked Off Flight To Chicago After Refusing To Put Unruly Dog In Carrier". The article doesn't say exactly what the medical condition was but - given her age and her behavior - maybe she was suffering from a form of dementia or was confused/disoriented. Her husband/nurse-caregiver explained the situation to authorities and therefore no charges were filed.
@WitchidWitchid
Жыл бұрын
It works as well as a fugitive telling the cops, "let me go".
@worawalunharamarn3084
Жыл бұрын
Oh hey look I found my friend named @@WitchidWitchid
I love that the mom was like, "You knew better than to use that glue now YOU have to figure this out!". My mom would have said and done the same and laughed her ass off at me the whole time.
I like how at 10:30, the mother is basically like, "I didn't raise you to be a dumbass, you figure it out yourself." 😂
@oscarardon6197
Жыл бұрын
@@ursamajor7468 even through a foreign language, you can hear just how disappointed and embarrassed her mom is 🤦♂️
@OneofInfinity.
Жыл бұрын
I do hope many realize that most of this people where made this way over time with social media and sabotaged education systems, they where made selfish and dependable = easier to control.
@oscarardon6197
Жыл бұрын
@@OneofInfinity. in other words, gullible enough to believe the first idiot online saying you can replace eyelash adhesive with super glue, and nothing bad would happen.
@janelogan7872
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the whole time that she was going to tell her she had to go to the ER, but nope.
@Michiel1972
Жыл бұрын
Well, the girl certainly wasn't laughing anymore for some time when the surgeon was finished with her.
'I'm gonna sue this country' the most American thing I've ever heard
@wmpetroff2307
6 ай бұрын
so typical of ''them''
Love the ending! "Don't do it" (It was already done genius!) Classic!!!
Sees tree falling: No No No! Missed house: Yes Yes Yes!
“How fucked up is fucked up?” sounds like a great documentary comedy series.
@aetherinfuse
Жыл бұрын
I've heard people say it in a multitude of fails. We should get a compilation
@yogawithemma3706
Жыл бұрын
Ohh no🥵😅
@jeffsmith3132
Жыл бұрын
That whole situation was giving a methed up vibe lol
@bigsteve6729
Жыл бұрын
Have you been living under a rock
@thecinematicmind
Жыл бұрын
@@bigsteve6729 Under a tree. 🤣
That girl who tried to fix her friends car at least had rare moment of self-reflection. Yea it took 3 hours, but most people never get there. She still has hope.
@zenithperigee7442
Жыл бұрын
@Irevoltnow, yea but since she "exploded her car inside", apparently she won't get "there" either & well neither will her friend, lol...
@tut28Angel
Жыл бұрын
I mean she's not wrong we women don't need men....to do stupid shit....we do that on our own.
@firingallcylinders2949
Жыл бұрын
Where were people in her life to teach her the basics of jumping a car? Something so simple I never understand why so many people don't know how to do it. It's literally the equivalent of tying your shoes.
@akira808state4
Жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you jump a car backwards. It fried everything on both cars.
@oldageisdumb
Жыл бұрын
@@akira808state4 what is jumping a car backwards? Positives on negatives?
Thank you for the smiles and snickers! Your fails added a sprinkle of joy to my day.
The best part about these videos is that it's always someone else doing the failing! 😅
7:05 - Is that a modern centaur?
The second to last video with the dangling chainsaw scraping the woman's back gave me shivers
@sethcollins9239
Жыл бұрын
Yea that shit was crazy, I think the chain stopped spinning before it hit her back tho, damn she was so shook she was quivering
@BigDavie2000
Жыл бұрын
What was she doing up the ladder in the first place?
@der_cumsportler1022
Жыл бұрын
If the saw is properly tuned nothing happens
@sethcollins9239
Жыл бұрын
@@BigDavie2000 istg, like knowing damn good and well not no two people need to be up there
@vgames1543
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, most devices have an emergency stop for this reason.
I'm so grateful you make interesting videos like this, I feel inspired to keep working
Oh, the tree cutting scene near the end of the video is a reminder to be very careful at work.
“The difference between Stupidity and genius is that genius has it’s limits” - Albert Einstein
@nathueil1
Жыл бұрын
Ever see a DDT in the pale moonlight?
@BTLemming
Жыл бұрын
Its*
@EarthSurferUSA
Жыл бұрын
Kind of funny,---but I don't think it is true. I don't think genius has it's limits, which is why he flunked out of public school. Bummer for us. We stayed.
@ludicrous7044
Жыл бұрын
We haven’t SEEN the limits of stupidity!!🤤
@AkiTheDenglishQueen
Жыл бұрын
"Only two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity, I'm not quite sure about the Universe though" - also Albert Einstein
The guy driving the boat🤣🤣🤣screams were just as funny lol
Yep. With each clip, I can feel another one of my remaining brain cells yeeting itself into the abyss. I only have so many, probably better quit KZread for the day.
Putting tape over somebody's security camera? Criminals do that exact same thing sometimes.
@tOSdude
Жыл бұрын
I'm just glad dude was facing the camera when he did it. Wonder if there's any context
@TheRealDr.Mabuse
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was a gangmember 😉
@lukecage3569
Жыл бұрын
Cops ARE the criminals, just govt sanctioned.
@TheDevilslayer101
Жыл бұрын
Cops and criminals aren't mutually exclusive, you can be both at the same time.
@wohlhabendermanager
Жыл бұрын
And sometimes they ask a friend to block the camera with their face.
The dude with his phone above the water as the car and himself went under - it was like watching Terminator with his thumb up! 😂😂😂
@losnamerales3403
Жыл бұрын
Arnold voice: "I'll call back" 😅😂🤣
@bigpicturethinking5620
Жыл бұрын
Lmao to both of these comments!
11:07 ..."and I'm gonna sue this country!" Good luck with that 😅😅
0:00 I love how the tree just slides down perfectly after it got chopped 😂
Oh hell no that cop covering the camera with tape was super scary holy crap
@billolsen4360
9 ай бұрын
As I recall, that was a fired cop. Probably had something against the owner of that house.
@Tintovino-28
2 ай бұрын
@@billolsen4360 They shouldn't entered him in the house. He seems like a criminal. Maybe the owner of the house complained and that bribed cop wwas fired and wanted a revenge
At 3:24 I genuinely got scared. I was expecting a mama bear to come runnin' at 35 mph to maul them to death. Phew.
Thank you for the epic fails! They made me appreciate the simple joys of watching amusing mishaps.
God bless the individual who invented the camera 😂
That guy with the pickup in the water, rode it down like Leonardo in Titanic 🤣
@meganyoung.
Жыл бұрын
LMAO RIGHT!🤣🤣🤣 I knew I couldnt have been the only one kinda marveling at how graceful and smooth he was as he stayed above water as long as possible while the truck quickly sank...then remembering and pulling out his phone at the very last second, keeping it above water the whole time. 😂😂😂 it's like it was NOT his first time riding an automobile into the depths of the seas!
@showpavelraevsky4971
Жыл бұрын
Хорошие друзья достаются тому , кто сам умеет быть хорошим другом❗
@nicholasrhodes4550
Жыл бұрын
Watching that, I was hearing Celine Dion in my head...🚢
@kenetickups6146
5 ай бұрын
"Gentlemen, it's been an honor driving with you"
Could 11:28 get any more dangerous? Or stupid? A woman on a two-part, unsteady ladder; a guy with a chainsaw swinging in the breeze; a tree starting to come apart and fall and, just for good measure, electrical wires nearby.
@Mr.Eternal966
Жыл бұрын
im so glad i wasn't the only one who spotted this, she could've lost her arm or even her life going through her head as soon as it falls, what a lucky LUCKY person.....
@peterbretherton3546
Жыл бұрын
Just needed an empty whiskey bottle.
@MGower4465
Жыл бұрын
Well, its hard to tell how close the wires really were, cameras tend to compress the field of view so things 20 feet apart, but one behind the other look right alongside each other. The chainsaw is not running - the tip hits her in the kidney and she doesn't flinch. My chainsaw's chain stops the instant I release the trigger, no wind-down time at all. But it definitely could have hit her head and done plenty of damage. She should not have been anywhere near that operation without PPE. What was she doing, keeping tge first ladder steady?
@shotguntimmy
Жыл бұрын
It was just very dangerous, the lady was giving the guy a tool, the log was cut and was being held by a rope, but the log slipped off the tree and pushed the chainsaw in which it could have ended much worse for the lady, but thankfully everything went fine after that
@roadrunner2930
Жыл бұрын
Could so easily of ended up with a fatality 😳
0:55 I love how Americans make their houses out of cardboard and she's like "How did he drive thru the whole house?!?!" lmao
She thinks the gas pump is bluetooth capable🤣
I feel sorry for that horse lady. She probably broke a couple ribs with that kick.
@sethdillard3560
Жыл бұрын
@@CalmoOmlac Look again it knocked her right in her floating ribs, they break 2-3 times easier than your other ribs, and he dragged his foot down and slammed her thigh too, shes definitely not gonna be feeling well. edit: ribs instead of rips
@db7059
Жыл бұрын
@@CalmoOmlac whilst standing still and hit with a force before falling could possibly fracture or break rib.
@Shadow-of3yk
Жыл бұрын
Or have internal bleeding…horses kick hard!
@roadwarrior114
Жыл бұрын
Why I don't like horses. ATVs are better in every way.
@Samuel-is2wx
Жыл бұрын
@@CalmoOmlac bro if you get kicked by a horse yar are dead 😂 my brother once geting kicked on face Some of his bone are broke
6:57 Did anyone else not notice she was through the windshield at first?
@OneofInfinity.
Жыл бұрын
Not sure what kind of grass she smoked but it wasn't the good kind.
@FluffballKitties
Жыл бұрын
I thought she was next to the car at first. 😳
@CT-vm4gf
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah 😂 I didn’t notice
5:21 I was laughing with the narrator until he said "bro" for the third time. Then I started laughing at him.
Toby thank you for the entertaining video! It was a great way to unwind and have some fun.
Its wild to me people would rather sit there and record someone rather then give them a heads up.
@a2pha
Жыл бұрын
Gives the popcorn that extra flavor.
@jerikropp6394
Жыл бұрын
Well you know what they say, karma's a ...
@223556762308
Жыл бұрын
Eh as long as they're not gonna get hurt, the video is funny.
@pencildragger
Жыл бұрын
I aint helping people that could very easily help themselves. Its their fault for being dumb.
@sabref4i290
Жыл бұрын
uh ya Absolutely who are we to stop someone from doing something stupid
7:00 took me a sec to realize she wasn't standing beside her car, she is standing through the windshield XD
@bertojr2130
Жыл бұрын
@sokin jon you're looking to the wrong lady
@uhtred7860
Жыл бұрын
Nice to assume it was HER car in the first place🤣
Watching people being absolute idiots (as long as it doesn't injure them or anyone else severely) is pure gold
This video deserves a medal for spreading happiness!
That police officer covering up the porch camera!? Sorry what?!
@lukum55
Жыл бұрын
Can't go on a power trip and harass, beat and shoot people without a reason when there is a camera. Wouldn't want there to be evidence if the victim survives to file a lawsuit.
@Ryan-re1rs
Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing he didn't want the people to see it was a cop and not answer the door. Not sure where this falls in legality and I guess could be scummy depending why the cop is there. If its a low level speeding ticket thing vs the person at the home is wanted for a actual big crime.
@NegaZxyz
Жыл бұрын
It's also possible the guy was trying to do a robbery dressed as a cop. More likely for someone to open their door so you can barge in if you knock dressed that way.
@nickmaclachlan5178
Жыл бұрын
Sinister is the word I would use. I hope this was used as evidence to get him fired?
@dangal9366
Жыл бұрын
Think people. Many valide reasons for cops to cover a camera.
The one where they wanted to cover the cameras they could steal the package has me dying 😂😂
@AntwerpLocomotive
Жыл бұрын
And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. Acts 16:31 ✝🌅 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. Hebrews 11:1 ✝🌅 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Hebrews 11:3 ✝🌅
@AdmiralHalsey1944
11 ай бұрын
@@AntwerpLocomotive no one asked
@hensonlaura
10 ай бұрын
Please don't reproduce.
@hhds113
7 ай бұрын
@@AntwerpLocomotive This isn't a post for religious comments. Please go somewhere else.
@IAmAlmightyGod
4 ай бұрын
@@AdmiralHalsey1944I agree know one asked. But if I may take a second to say, believe in my son and thou shalt be saved and they house four only a nominal commission of 15%
If laughter is contagious, this video just sparked a global epidemic of joy.
@CrookedNose2131
4 ай бұрын
Yeah. No it didn't.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I love how calmly that guy just rammed his boat into the other like it was normal
@bodyrumuae2914
10 ай бұрын
And then continued around and into the dock.
@NativeMatt
9 ай бұрын
Drunk
@jessicabecause3717
9 ай бұрын
Was he supposed to be failing his arms and screaming? Can't do a whole lot of correction at that point.
@projectkj7643
7 ай бұрын
or high. Definitely one or the other.@@NativeMatt
@MrBeevee5
2 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same, as if all was normal.
2:05 Thank God he saved his phone. I was worried something valuable might get water damage.
@atlash6387
Жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with that? The car is lost already, should he let phone sink as well?
@GoldCraft55
Жыл бұрын
@@atlash6387 true...no need to get more expensive things destroyed
@rover_libra
Жыл бұрын
There was nothing to loss regardless anyway.
@LiterallyTojiFushiguro
Жыл бұрын
@@atlash6387 it's a joke bruh
@Tuvok_Shakur
Жыл бұрын
he's prb going to need that phone in the near future with the rides he's going to have to call
The parcel thieves are my favourite!😅😅
2:04. Props for saving the phone.
What makes me anxious the most is that the guy with the detached gas hose didn't warn the poor lady I appreciate the comedic amount of likes I've been given
@crazypath573
Жыл бұрын
People like that literally live INSIDE their phone, through the veil of social media. He is so disconnected from reality, that he doesn't have the decency or even cognizance to engage that person in the actual reality. Very strange, and it's happening to more and more people, especially younger people.
@walter_248
Жыл бұрын
@@crazypath573 Yeah, specially in these videos people just grabs the camera
@TheBronf
Жыл бұрын
TO BE FAIR. it was really stupid of her. like she even looked down AT the hose and saw it not connected.
@elpo20
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBronf TO BE FAIR, she's wearing scrubs. She could be a nurse, just finished a 16h shift, tired as heck, and didn't think to verify the hose because, let's be honest, how often do you think it happens to have a gas pump hose not connected...
@OdBunnyBunEspinoza
Жыл бұрын
@@elpo20 also it looks to be freezing cold outside so she probably just wanted to get it done with as quickly as possible
Thank God I got through weed smoking days without ever finding myself standing in a windshield.
@lazer2365
Жыл бұрын
Weed is much stronger these days. It's not unusual for people to find themselves standing in the windshield of their car shouting at the cops.
@fredpuntdroad8701
Жыл бұрын
Guy at my university campus smoked a bit and thought he could fly, put himself out a 9th story window. I advise you well: Never go see if they're still alive if you see them fall. They're dead, and there's going to be blood, and things are going to be sticking out of them. You don't want to see.
@lazer2365
Жыл бұрын
@@fredpuntdroad8701 I don't believe that.
@Futurotropi
Жыл бұрын
She said wet not grass in essence is embalming fluid... it’s good not to partake of things made for the dead if you’re living.
@AH-lw2bj
Жыл бұрын
@@Futurotropi yes you're correct
Nothing is worse than having to play monopoly when drunk in Fails of the week.
Remember kids, whenever you see people struggling, take your phones out and record them so that you could make their fail go viral. 👍👍
11:20 And the country never recovered after she sued
@antmess9789
Жыл бұрын
Lmao More like she never recovered from the PTSD Karen received from not getting her money back.
@fishalicious
Жыл бұрын
I heard that country is begging for spare change now, real brutal
@adil0028
Жыл бұрын
Well tbf I heard it's in a lot of debt already 😂
The funniest was “I think this is the wrong house”. Imagine coming home and finding that recorded on your machine.
@wmg-luckiestpeople8859
Жыл бұрын
😆😮😆
@billolsen4360
9 ай бұрын
And they're probably your next door neighbors.
@5:15 the best part is when she is throwing her hands up in the air like -why da hell it isn’t working 😂 @6:45 one of the fastest Karma servings Ive seen😂😂😂
CME thank you for the entertaining video! It was a great reminder not to take life too seriously.
The women in the car windshield smoked more than grass.
@dandiegidio7729
Жыл бұрын
I think she said wet.
@terrencehamm4662
Жыл бұрын
“I smoke wet” is what she said, the CC is incorrect
@CarolinaBassHunter
Жыл бұрын
@@terrencehamm4662 bingo (PCP for those that don't know)
@dylant4737
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@garyfrancis6193
Жыл бұрын
Woman?
7:00 Ok, it took me quite a while to figure out that chick was sitting through a windshield! LMAO She isn't smoking grass. She's smoking bath salts
@DiamantsDivineDragon
Жыл бұрын
Oh really? I thought she was just standing next to the car. LOL! This raises the stupidity level!
@dilbert4126
Жыл бұрын
She actually doesn't say weed or grass, she says "i smoke wet". Wet means PCP which is a different beast all together. Edit: I listened to it again and she says wet or meth. Either way it's not weed.
@pamelaflirtyskunk7698
Жыл бұрын
@@dilbert4126 Yep. She says everyone else smokes grass but she smokes wet. Well, I absolutely believe she is on PCP. She definitely said "wet". PCP is some NASTY stuff. I saw the subtitle said "weed" and my brain went with that instead of "wet."
@michaelr5835
Жыл бұрын
@@dilbert4126 It can be PCP or formaldehyde, AKA, embalming fluid. I think the windshield confirms the addition of PCP lol.
@pris7757
Жыл бұрын
She was saying she smoked wet. Don’t know why the subtitle read grass.
The guy narrating the woman at the gas pump made her look smart by comparison.
5:52 Cover the camera. Genius idea. It's not like the camera already recorded all 3 of you as you walked past the first time or anything....
@OneofInfinity.
Жыл бұрын
That was like 2 min earlier, they forgot already.
@samuels1123
Жыл бұрын
@@OneofInfinity. rather, 6 seconds
@handlesarefeckinstupid
Жыл бұрын
He covered his own phone camera up.
@josefromtexas
Жыл бұрын
4:10 Typical trumptard behavior
@devinator9582
Жыл бұрын
Those guys were like “Sometimes my genius is almost frightening”
Actually felt bad for the lady at the gas station.... She was wearing scrubs. I can only imagine the day she'd had at work.
@bt2212
Жыл бұрын
That's what I thought as well. She'd be tired as hell.
@Yaunie13
Жыл бұрын
Yeah she was probably on autopilot. Happens to the best of us
@gregdragoo4777
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I bet she's exhausted from taking peoples blood pressure and writing on that clipboard on your room door. Ugh hardest job in the world.. ac is probably set on like 75 oh the horror. It's like hell, I'm sure.
@gregdragoo4777
Жыл бұрын
@@alyciagoode3330 oh yeah she's definitely lifting 200 people all day by her self non stop but can't even open a pickle jar by her self... Go tell that shit to someone else. More like 8 hours or looking at her phone turned her into a brain dead zombie. You have no idea what physical hard work is.
@thatsmomsense9087
Жыл бұрын
I don't know what was going on with her, but I had a dumb moment like this. I was in school full time and worked full time. After school I needed gas before hurrying to work at the clinic. I paid for gas at the pump and stood there not understanding what was wrong trying to push the gas button and the meter wasnt going up. I hadn't put the pump in at all! Looking back I shouldn't have been driving. I was too exhausted lol
4:11 his shirt says everything...
@poochie5543
29 күн бұрын
Don’t assume everyone’s bad based off one person, it’s as if your saying one black man robbing a store makes all black people robbers and thieves. See what a mean, your view is what’s wrong with America.
@JonusMasterBuilder
19 күн бұрын
@@poochie5543exactly ong
0:23 "Экшн, экшн блять... Вот зачем, Гриша мы сюда полезли?" It was just epic for every russian speaking viewer
1:20: FINALLY a video showing someone doing it right! If you have to cross a flooded area of road (not across flowing water!), always do it in reverse. You have much less chance of sucking water through the intake. People who plow through forward and can plainly see water coming up over the hood always wonder why the car died.
@RiderOftheNorth1968
Жыл бұрын
Well to be honest the intake is SUPPOSED to suck air ain´t it? lol
@reedeayers
Жыл бұрын
@@RiderOftheNorth1968 I didn’t catch that lmao
@markm5681
Жыл бұрын
@@RiderOftheNorth1968 LOL thanks... duh moment!
@thomasyates3078
Жыл бұрын
They were still doing it wrong. Don't drive into flood water ever. It's that simple.
@markm5681
Жыл бұрын
@@thomasyates3078 I said "if you have to". You may trapped between 2 flooded sections, or have to get through one to get out of parking lot etc. Always best to wait for it to subside if you can.
2:55 - I'll say it again, if I have reason to worry about getting bitten by someone's dog that's not kept under control, it's the last time I'm delivering _anything_ to that house, period.
@NickRoman
Жыл бұрын
It is disappointing that people let their dangerous dogs get out. When I was in third grade, some escaped dog chased me across the street barking violently. Do better, people!
@noahhurley-abelew6536
Жыл бұрын
Ok
@djp411
Жыл бұрын
Gotcha "wolf"..... LOLOL 15lb doggie scared the wolf?? LOLOL
@dazednconfusedrn
Жыл бұрын
@@NickRoman ughhhh one thing i love/hate about my dog, her scary bark. she has possibly the scariest bark ever, and she’s 100lbs but she would never bite. she runs barking and then just sniffs. litteraly just sniffs and licks.
@jop7479
Жыл бұрын
Carry on a gun and shoot it.
0:34 One Yacht: $500,000 Damages: $100,000 Finding Out that you're broke "PRICELESS"
The guy driving through the flooded street, " Oh this is stupid, Oh, this is so stupid ." What gets me is he still kept driving through it, even though he knew it was pointless .
@wmg-luckiestpeople8859
Жыл бұрын
I don't know why he did that 😮
@lollyblaster
Жыл бұрын
@@wmg-luckiestpeople8859 tbh i think his train of thought was going backwards causes the water to trail at a lower point behind him, saving the engine. Would definitely go up the muffler though haha
With that cop putting tape over the camera... First of all that was really shady. Second of all I have cameras so I can see who's at my door and throughout the property. I'll be damned if I'm going to open my door if I can't see what's on the other side of the camera. Not today. Not ever!
@benwagner5089
Жыл бұрын
Not without assuming its the mafia about to do a hit on me. You're gonna have to pay some blood to get any of mine.
@theiran
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree with you. I'd be talking through a window screen if at all.
@38special.
Жыл бұрын
@@theiran Smart move😉 That's what I did before I got the cameras, BUT I would only answer through the window on the second story of the house. That's where I spend most of my time anyway and it usually catches the person at the door off guard.
@CloudHindlen
Жыл бұрын
Man you cover up the camera and knock on my door your bum is gonna end up with more lead in it. Or steel whichever they prefer. I don't play games and I don't discriminate, it doesn't matter what you look like or what you are wearing.
@lovecheese45
Жыл бұрын
@@38special. I have cameras and I still never answer my door lol
Now you'll stay like this." That mom has herself together
This video is a masterpiece of pure joy and creativity!