"Peanut: Can you hear me now?" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

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Peanut hushes up, for once, in this clip from my 2006 special "Arguing with Myself." Enjoy!
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  • @cuppatai5492
    @cuppatai54925 жыл бұрын

    I always think of each puppet as an individual. He's so good at giving each of them a different personality and you forget it's all just Jeff.

  • @hackcubit9663

    @hackcubit9663

    5 жыл бұрын

    And that's why he's on Netflix and many other ventriloquists aren't. Not saying others are bad, but Jeff Dunham, as you say, does a fantastic job giving each of his characters a very distinct and vibrant personality.

  • @nessadavis71

    @nessadavis71

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agreed!

  • @rodneywhite3651

    @rodneywhite3651

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can we get 10000 subs with no vids Jeff was a guest contestant on Celebrity Family Feud with his family and Steve actually talked to Walter like he was real so he knows about that as well.

  • @dwightstewart7181

    @dwightstewart7181

    4 жыл бұрын

    I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.

  • @gracesweirdlife742

    @gracesweirdlife742

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh jeff fa fa

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim5892 жыл бұрын

    "THE ELEPHANT DISAPPEARED." "IT JUST F**KING DISAPPEARED." I love Peanut

  • @zeenatkhan9325

    @zeenatkhan9325

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ejejdjjedjdjd

  • @lucasbetts6300

    @lucasbetts6300

    2 жыл бұрын

    3:49

  • @Praise___YaH

    @Praise___YaH

    2 жыл бұрын

    Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

  • @Darkspine501

    @Darkspine501

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Praise___YaH I got nothing wrong with religion but is anyone gonna care about all this while laughing at the video? Simple. NO ONE CARES YOU STUPID BOT!!!!!

  • @SheepdogSmokey

    @SheepdogSmokey

    Жыл бұрын

    Peanut is the person we all want to be, but we all know we'd get our butt kicked if we did it.

  • @notmaddie06
    @notmaddie064 жыл бұрын

    I can’t imagine the puppets just sitting here lifeless so I imagine them all running around Jeff’s house on their own

  • @notmaddie06

    @notmaddie06

    4 жыл бұрын

    John 3:16 I’m not religious

  • @americancountryball2077

    @americancountryball2077

    3 жыл бұрын

    John 3:16 with all do respect a ventriloquist’s youtube channel is not made for religion so can you move on somewhere

  • @MePengu

    @MePengu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Eric.43 why tf are you here??

  • @manifestedbeauty

    @manifestedbeauty

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's what Jeff would have wanted 😂😂

  • @iamerror6546

    @iamerror6546

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jon 3:16

  • @mikep4823
    @mikep48232 жыл бұрын

    It takes a pure genius to actually make people feel as there is 2 people on stage. Jeff is a true entertainer.

  • @SpaceBoyRayy
    @SpaceBoyRayy8 жыл бұрын

    When he practically eats Jeffs face after the laugh gets me every time

  • @cryptkeepings

    @cryptkeepings

    8 жыл бұрын

    Same xD

  • @k.0.448

    @k.0.448

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ikr I have to rewind every time xD

  • @MissAfricanAmerican99

    @MissAfricanAmerican99

    7 жыл бұрын

    yes!

  • @mattgerrish908

    @mattgerrish908

    7 жыл бұрын

    Levi Squad Reject Me too!

  • @whiteunicorn9955

    @whiteunicorn9955

    6 жыл бұрын

    i died at that part

  • @velos8915
    @velos89155 жыл бұрын

    Dude I swear he makes me bealive theres 2 people on stage

  • @d.e.b.b5788

    @d.e.b.b5788

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch him with peanut, little jeff, and another puppet. Amazing, he must rehearse the four characters a lot to get it right.

  • @SirDeanosity

    @SirDeanosity

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure we aren't the only ones. Joe Biden+Jeff Dunham for president.

  • @d.e.b.b5788

    @d.e.b.b5788

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SirDeanosity Nah. Peanut and Jose Jalapeno as the all puppet ticket.

  • @breannachartier8090

    @breannachartier8090

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @ajcristo4679

    @ajcristo4679

    4 жыл бұрын

    U can see his lips moving moron

  • @celticraven8523
    @celticraven85234 жыл бұрын

    As a deaf person I can also agree this is hilarious and actually happens in real life all the time

  • @thegamingknight642

    @thegamingknight642

    2 жыл бұрын

    Okay, I understand going to a concert, since you feel the sound too, but a ventriloquist is a bit less... explainable.

  • @socalautisticman1975

    @socalautisticman1975

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thegamingknight642 Commenter can probably read lips

  • @stevenhulbert7540

    @stevenhulbert7540

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your honesty

  • @kingjosiahiv4070

    @kingjosiahiv4070

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thegamingknight642 closed captioning?

  • @KittyCat-vo6yr

    @KittyCat-vo6yr

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait how do you listen to it? 🤨

  • @TheAntHar1
    @TheAntHar13 жыл бұрын

    3:45 The way Jeff slightly shakes his head - makes it look even more believable that Peanut actually said that

  • @antasmathebatking2386
    @antasmathebatking23865 жыл бұрын

    "What if someone here has a hair lip?" "Thorry!" "OH, STOP IT!"

  • @ryanzimmerman1594

    @ryanzimmerman1594

    5 жыл бұрын

    "What if someone has a hair lip and a lazy eye their really gonna be PITHED OFF"

  • @codyxehanort9926

    @codyxehanort9926

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dude!

  • @victorreyes9941

    @victorreyes9941

    5 жыл бұрын

    Back to you do. Eeeeeeoow

  • @dakidbespittinnuthinbutdat9807

    @dakidbespittinnuthinbutdat9807

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @sarahnagachika_yt6475

    @sarahnagachika_yt6475

    5 жыл бұрын

    Antasma, The Bat King 200 like lol just wanted to point that out

  • @ayvawheatley8994
    @ayvawheatley89945 жыл бұрын

    U go to a business and go, "mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm..... You are a BUSINESS" i dieeeeee! !!😖😖😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @Andrew-ml1xr

    @Andrew-ml1xr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao best part

  • @astheticz_raxhel3188

    @astheticz_raxhel3188

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dead 😊

  • @mikecross137

    @mikecross137

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @xbrando7

    @xbrando7

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Business Analyst and it's basically just corporate code talk for "project guy"

  • @naifalrumaihi286

    @naifalrumaihi286

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mee tooo

  • @cyberkiller83
    @cyberkiller834 жыл бұрын

    Jeff is a genius!! He has a gift not only at ventriloquism. But as comedian. He is just hilarious

  • @Ctrooper2011

    @Ctrooper2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ventriloquism and comedian

  • @cyberkiller83

    @cyberkiller83

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ctrooper2011 yes sorry. Spanish is my primary language

  • @Ctrooper2011

    @Ctrooper2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cyberkiller83 S'aw dight!

  • @KittyCat-vo6yr

    @KittyCat-vo6yr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ctrooper2011 ?

  • @Ctrooper2011

    @Ctrooper2011

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KittyCat-vo6yr It's slang for "It's all right".

  • @BronyIncYT
    @BronyIncYT Жыл бұрын

    I love how Jeff apologized for the jokes Peanut makes. It really makes the puppets feel more alive

  • @StevoE7

    @StevoE7

    3 ай бұрын

    He’s the straight man in the comedy act. And then you realise he’s the one with the fucked up mind 🤣🤣

  • @kylieercums2899
    @kylieercums28994 жыл бұрын

    I swear this guy is so good at ventriloquism ,and I know a lot of people say this, but some times I forget these puppets aren’t alive, each of them have there own personalities and Jeff is such a perfect guy for comedy and I just love peanut, Jose, and achmed there probably my favorite characters in these amazing shows which is probably why I find myself binging them after a long day of school so thanks Jeff you make my days better which is why I want to see one of your shows someday

  • @stevenhosea4849

    @stevenhosea4849

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kylie Ercums No

  • @dddancefan2904

    @dddancefan2904

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know right

  • @mzcrystallover93

    @mzcrystallover93

    Жыл бұрын

    steven hosea yes

  • @dartskipper3170

    @dartskipper3170

    Жыл бұрын

    I see that school isn't teaching punctuation anymore.

  • @theresabunch7084

    @theresabunch7084

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s for sure I love the one where he has like four of them going at once 😂😂

  • @herpderpmapleserp149
    @herpderpmapleserp1499 жыл бұрын

    i love how i see all his puppets as actual people and not jeff dunham talking for them. great job jeff!

  • @herpderpmapleserp149

    @herpderpmapleserp149

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Finally someone who knows who he is...haha everyone usually has no idea who he is. I love that movie too!

  • @herpderpmapleserp149

    @herpderpmapleserp149

    9 жыл бұрын

    THEY ALL FLOAT !!!! *****

  • @cheyenneeagle4815

    @cheyenneeagle4815

    9 жыл бұрын

    It scares the absolute shit outta me!!

  • @straightouttahomeworld5725

    @straightouttahomeworld5725

    6 жыл бұрын

    HerpDerpMapleSerp ' pennywise!

  • @angelpallone710

    @angelpallone710

    6 жыл бұрын

    HerpDerpMapleSerp ' you can see Jeff's neck moving. He is talking for them

  • @rayaguirre2084
    @rayaguirre20843 жыл бұрын

    Jeff Dunham is going to be so upset when the puppets finally leave him to do their own shows.

  • @TheZeek34

    @TheZeek34

    3 жыл бұрын

    underrated comment

  • @astheticz_raxhel3188

    @astheticz_raxhel3188

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they’re gonna run away and Josè will be the first jalapeño in space💚

  • @your-momm

    @your-momm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@astheticz_raxhel3188 on a stick

  • @SonnyBubba

    @SonnyBubba

    Жыл бұрын

    Peanut: “I tried going solo.” Jeff: “what happened?” Peanut (looks down at the platform) “I kept falling off this frikin thing.”

  • @thethirdworld1829
    @thethirdworld18293 жыл бұрын

    I honestly forget sometimes that Jeff is the only one on stage. His characters are so diverse and unique, and have so much personality

  • @22_Will
    @22_Will5 жыл бұрын

    “What if someone here has a lazy eye?” “ILL TRY TO CONFUSE THEM!” *MOVES ALL OVER THE PLACE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

  • @farmgirl400

    @farmgirl400

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤦🏼‍♀️ I'm sorry.

  • @eloiseobrien-brown70

    @eloiseobrien-brown70

    4 жыл бұрын

    IKR lol

  • @farmgirl400

    @farmgirl400

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@eloiseobrien-brown70 😆

  • @itsthatdudegavin
    @itsthatdudegavin5 жыл бұрын

    “Fix my eyes a**hole” I died😂

  • @astheticz_raxhel3188

    @astheticz_raxhel3188

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @osamasadigh5085

    @osamasadigh5085

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @josephward9600

    @josephward9600

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr! I cried I laughed so hard

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim5893 жыл бұрын

    4:18 There's a blooper of this scene where Peanut's hair falls off mid-sentence. He feels the top of his head in shock, then points to a bald audience member and says, "Now I look like that guy!"

  • @shenloken2
    @shenloken24 жыл бұрын

    The rest of this special was hilarious too when talking about Santa Ana. “It’s a town with a lot of history!” “Translated: Old-As-Shit!”

  • @TigressFyre
    @TigressFyre4 жыл бұрын

    Peanut: "he was a signer" Jeff: right Peanut: "a SIGNER. think about it for a second that they bought a bunch of deaf people to see a VENTRILOQUIST!?"

  • @michaelm3461

    @michaelm3461

    4 жыл бұрын

    Peanut: WHAT?! What are you gonna do next week?! Im gonna take all the blind folks to see David Copperfield!

  • @b4nd1t9

    @b4nd1t9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Peanut: the elephant disappeared. It just F(censored)KING disappeared. Oh my god he's juggling now you should se... Oh sorry.

  • @farmgirl400

    @farmgirl400

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@b4nd1t9 the hell were they thinking?

  • @Dexobite

    @Dexobite

    4 жыл бұрын

    3:19

  • @mars8048

    @mars8048

    3 жыл бұрын

    All the deaf folks 4 just sittin there 👁️👁️ 👄

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood6246 жыл бұрын

    "What if somebody here has a lazy eye?" "I'll confuse 'em!"

  • @wolfstudios5759

    @wolfstudios5759

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hell's Princess I have a lazy eye

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal243 жыл бұрын

    XD There was a blooper of this scene, where Peanut lost his “Hair”, and pointed to one guy in the audience before he said “Now I look like THAT guy!”, who’s bald btw!

  • @astheticz_raxhel3188

    @astheticz_raxhel3188

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @michellehiggins7280

    @michellehiggins7280

    2 жыл бұрын

    IVE SEEN IT IT WAS FUNNY

  • @havocfilms3428
    @havocfilms34283 жыл бұрын

    This never gets old. No.matter how many times I watch this.

  • @metallichrisvlogs9390
    @metallichrisvlogs93904 жыл бұрын

    If I were to ever get a “neow” directed at me by Peanut I would NOT be disappointed. Also, when Peanut always goes to eat Jeff’s face is the funniest thing 😂

  • @sidneyprice5514
    @sidneyprice55145 жыл бұрын

    "They brought a bunch of deaf people to see the ventriloquist!! What's next? Taking blind people to see David Copperfield?"

  • @maxharter5716

    @maxharter5716

    5 жыл бұрын

    ....... The elephant disappeared......... It just f***cking disappeared.

  • @sidneyprice5514

    @sidneyprice5514

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@maxharter5716 oh now he's juggling!! You should see- Oh Sorry!

  • @maxharter5716

    @maxharter5716

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@lisaweinert9206 We're quoting Peanut, dumbass.

  • @justinharvey7398

    @justinharvey7398

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@lisaweinert9206 You really are an idiot!

  • @gowen8128

    @gowen8128

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lisa Weinert go away

  • @jerrydoolittle9747
    @jerrydoolittle9747 Жыл бұрын

    This skit has to be my favorite of Jeff's. I was rolling on the floor the first time I heard Peanut and the signer skit, and every time since...

  • @maryomnes9445
    @maryomnes94453 жыл бұрын

    I just love it when peanut laughs and then kisses Jeff's face. He always makes fun of people after he asks them what's there name. He is the best one of them all. 😄☺😀

  • @brookebosse8878
    @brookebosse88788 жыл бұрын

    Peanut is my fave he is soo freaking funny

  • @erinschell7999

    @erinschell7999

    8 жыл бұрын

    same! I love peanut.

  • @b_pa55

    @b_pa55

    8 жыл бұрын

    Peanut is my fav to

  • @decameronmayes4297

    @decameronmayes4297

    8 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @cpmow831

    @cpmow831

    8 жыл бұрын

    he is like a really funny hyperactive little kid who just got into mom's candy stash

  • @sparklez63368

    @sparklez63368

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Chad Mower Peanut and achmed are the best. and jose but he is like peanuts "sidestick"

  • @pyxzik
    @pyxzik5 жыл бұрын

    I am actually deaf but only partially one ear, i know some sign language, when i heard this i could not stop laughing!!! 😂 Good job Jeff!!!!

  • @stevenhosea4849

    @stevenhosea4849

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jessica Lowry Good. Good

  • @sloane.2747

    @sloane.2747

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have a lazy eye and that lazy eye joke had me howling 😂

  • @oceanflowoceanflowhangouts6630

    @oceanflowoceanflowhangouts6630

    4 жыл бұрын

    I born partly death so I had to get tubs is my ears and I had to get lots of surgeries in both of my ears. So I know what u are going through

  • @conconcrete

    @conconcrete

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im glad that you guys are so happy and can laugh despite your disabilities :D

  • @mahalayananda

    @mahalayananda

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for sharing this. Its important. From my experience people with disabilities have the sickest disability jokes I ever heard. Its usually regular people who get offended, which is really weird.

  • @mikeslife6902
    @mikeslife69023 жыл бұрын

    1:27 “focus you moron!” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @burrob78
    @burrob784 жыл бұрын

    God i love peanut!!! Especially when he bites Jeff’s face

  • @pocketrocket6966

    @pocketrocket6966

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't you miss Jeff Fa-Fa?

  • @pocketrocket6966

    @pocketrocket6966

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh Jeff Fa-Fa oh Jeff Fa-Fa without me you would suck ka-ka!!!

  • @antasmathebatking2386
    @antasmathebatking23865 жыл бұрын

    The elephant disappeared. IT JUST F(CENSORED)KING DISAPPEARED!

  • @gorgeousfreeman1318

    @gorgeousfreeman1318

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god he's juggling now you see- *OH SORRY*

  • @stupidwalnut

    @stupidwalnut

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get the elephant joke

  • @gorgeousfreeman1318

    @gorgeousfreeman1318

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@stupidwalnut blind folks to see a magician WHAT DO YOU NEED IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE A MAGIC TRICK?!

  • @iharleyi

    @iharleyi

    5 жыл бұрын

    @alex haes because they thought it was funny and it's the internet you're going to see some stupid shit

  • @phillipwells7997

    @phillipwells7997

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@stupidwalnut the elephant part...(elephant in the room) basically means an awkward thing/moment/subject that gets avoided.not talked about.. I believe that when he says that he means he was pulling the piss out of the signer..an awkward topic but made funny..

  • @christianparrish7544
    @christianparrish75445 жыл бұрын

    The elephant disappeared! It just *bleeps* disappeared! Oh, wait now he's juggling, you should see . . . oh sorry!

  • @Blizzardheart12

    @Blizzardheart12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christian Parrish that part cracked me up lol

  • @geraldwadesmith3976

    @geraldwadesmith3976

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are all equally beautiful and and individual. What an amazing performance as always.

  • @pwingwes4128

    @pwingwes4128

    4 жыл бұрын

    "THE hell are they thinking?

  • @christianparrish6647

    @christianparrish6647

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello it's me with a new account.

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames90614 жыл бұрын

    I love how spastic Peanut is and how self-aware all of his puppets are. It makes me think they possibly could be alive and they rely on Jeff for their voice.

  • @hannasworld7301
    @hannasworld73013 жыл бұрын

    My favorite line “what if someone here and a hair lip and a lazy eye?” “Oh man they’re really gonna be pithed off *moving side to side”

  • @amberrizzi1207
    @amberrizzi12077 жыл бұрын

    The part with the hair lip and lazy eye always gets me

  • @whyareyoulookingatthis7888

    @whyareyoulookingatthis7888

    7 жыл бұрын

    Na-Na Naaa PESTO

  • @hatinonyou8260

    @hatinonyou8260

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pefto

  • @subjectdelta4758

    @subjectdelta4758

    7 жыл бұрын

    PM For PandaMan | Jeff: what if someone here has a hair lip Peanut: S-ptf-orry

  • @juliettechampsaur4088

    @juliettechampsaur4088

    6 жыл бұрын

    I have a lazy eye

  • @tammyflores2698
    @tammyflores26986 жыл бұрын

    I love the way peanut laughes!

  • @kimberlykloetsch7248
    @kimberlykloetsch72483 жыл бұрын

    "How the hell does that work, you go to a business and go 'hmhm, you are a business"

  • @hereschica
    @hereschica4 жыл бұрын

    Why are there not many comedians out there like Jeff for? He's really good at this.

  • @victorhopper6774

    @victorhopper6774

    2 жыл бұрын

    he does it so fast others are pale

  • @thomasulrich7086
    @thomasulrich70868 жыл бұрын

    *can you feel me know* ~Peanut 2016

  • @tiffanymau9022

    @tiffanymau9022

    7 жыл бұрын

    *now

  • @nicolefaith7000

    @nicolefaith7000

    7 жыл бұрын

    thomas ulrich #Trump does the same....lol 😂😂

  • @thomasulrich7086

    @thomasulrich7086

    7 жыл бұрын

    LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL

  • @kennylallak5887

    @kennylallak5887

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nicole Faith TRUMP IS A DUCKING MAGGOT

  • @justme-et3sr

    @justme-et3sr

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think some of the things that Peanut says are even from 1991. I saw some parts when he tells the same freacking joke that literally has 25 years

  • @dataexpunged2397
    @dataexpunged23976 жыл бұрын

    _"They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a ventriloquist!"_

  • @ditnooitweer

    @ditnooitweer

    5 жыл бұрын

    3:24

  • @sethmayberry8548

    @sethmayberry8548

    5 жыл бұрын

    fu

  • @ryanzimmerman1594

    @ryanzimmerman1594

    5 жыл бұрын

    Next we're gonna take all the blind folks out to see David Copperfield

  • @stickofiron2336

    @stickofiron2336

    5 жыл бұрын

    He’s juggling now you should see OH SORRY

  • @MR-cc9wo

    @MR-cc9wo

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty sad yeah

  • @atsfevan0242
    @atsfevan02424 жыл бұрын

    0:49 "What is your name?" "I'm bleep looking right at ya" Stares as person "Aren't i?" "I think so" "Fix my eyes bleep hole"

  • @pc-oq3rg

    @pc-oq3rg

    3 жыл бұрын

    The face peanut made killed me bro 💀

  • @LoneWombat2126
    @LoneWombat21264 жыл бұрын

    I love the way Peanut asks whaaaat? In that kinda high pitched voice! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker5 жыл бұрын

    You cut out the part where he says “The sad part is, this is all completely true!”, which makes it even funnier.

  • @ladyvenusdragon

    @ladyvenusdragon

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love that line

  • @mahalayananda

    @mahalayananda

    3 жыл бұрын

    And.. We are going to hell Arent we?

  • @Dr.Disney

    @Dr.Disney

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mahalayananda swami Oop here we are!

  • @christianparrish6647

    @christianparrish6647

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Dr.Disney no!

  • @tylerwells1333

    @tylerwells1333

    3 жыл бұрын

    i find it so f***ing hilarious that it was true of what had happened at the show in D.C.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ikeameatballs4146
    @ikeameatballs41467 жыл бұрын

    WHAAAAAAAT(high pitched voice)

  • @farmgirl400

    @farmgirl400

    6 жыл бұрын

    IKEA MEATBALLS what if someone here has a lazy eye?

  • @coralinos7544
    @coralinos75444 жыл бұрын

    Zoom be like: "Can you see me now?"

  • @Kuromi_ismyfavorite
    @Kuromi_ismyfavorite11 ай бұрын

    Another “peanut pisses me off” video? YAY!😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @lilthommodt
    @lilthommodt8 жыл бұрын

    1:35 now THAT is how you acknowledge an awkward moment XD

  • @MissAfricanAmerican99

    @MissAfricanAmerican99

    8 жыл бұрын

    ikr lol 😁😁😁

  • @icyxrae

    @icyxrae

    7 жыл бұрын

    😂😊💓

  • @sheenahunter4188

    @sheenahunter4188

    7 жыл бұрын

    Very funny

  • @shaya2640

    @shaya2640

    7 жыл бұрын

    totally

  • @bee9330

    @bee9330

    7 жыл бұрын

    XD wtf

  • @chasingrainbowsxd4285
    @chasingrainbowsxd42856 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else think Achmed and Peanut would get along so weellllllll😂😂😂😂

  • @traeandanti3212

    @traeandanti3212

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kind of

  • @rephax4445

    @rephax4445

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nah Achmed would probably kill peanut for being a weirdo but yeah other than that yep!

  • @whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976

    @whenunutandshekeepsuckin6976

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shadow Chan uhhh....no he would not it’s so out of character even for him

  • @n8corner261

    @n8corner261

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not in the show when achmed tried to kill peanut with nuts that peanut is allergic to

  • @Gashnaw

    @Gashnaw

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not really, Achmed may be weird and kind of nutty, but peanut goes off the deep end from ground zero. There is not lax moment. Bubba J may be more peanut's speed. or even Pair bubba J up with Achmed. he is a fair catalyst, one of my less favorite characters, but definitely fair. (He is not like Jameson, or Big Daddy D or any of the one time characters like achmed's son or the superhero with a massive nose.

  • @EpicMel0ns
    @EpicMel0ns4 жыл бұрын

    1:40 Jeff apologizing for peanuts lazy eye joke Me: wait a minute...peanut is a puppet🤔

  • @EsleeBlack
    @EsleeBlack Жыл бұрын

    Peanut is so offensive I love him.

  • @pieforlifeme
    @pieforlifeme7 жыл бұрын

    "Nununu PESTO" "Stop what if someone has a hair lip!" "Thorry" 😂😂

  • @kayc4890
    @kayc48907 жыл бұрын

    When i was little I thought the puppets were real 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I still think they are real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @karenmclean8052

    @karenmclean8052

    6 жыл бұрын

    kay c I know they have been taken over by spirits funny ones

  • @VanguardEndeavor
    @VanguardEndeavor4 жыл бұрын

    2:35 Me when the teacher talks about the homework

  • @lolacannon621

    @lolacannon621

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think we are all like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlymichelle1188
    @kimberlymichelle11884 жыл бұрын

    Okay I have a lazy eye and I laughed so hard at those jokes that I'm crying! xD

  • @hollyleonard4037
    @hollyleonard40377 жыл бұрын

    "Do you know what cellphone sex is?" "No." "Can you feel me now? How about now?"

  • @hollyleonard4037

    @hollyleonard4037

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think Peanut is the only puppet that is gay.

  • @lorenzobaker7357

    @lorenzobaker7357

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bert and Earny

  • @loganentertainment1814

    @loganentertainment1814

    7 жыл бұрын

    Holly Leonard,😖😖😖😖😖😖

  • @reynafigueroa1232

    @reynafigueroa1232

    6 жыл бұрын

    Holly Leonard hahahaha

  • @BreezyLuna

    @BreezyLuna

    5 жыл бұрын

    You are a business.

  • @somenerd6367
    @somenerd63676 жыл бұрын

    Ya know sometimes i forget peanut is a dummie😂

  • @johnathanshadowhunter8801

    @johnathanshadowhunter8801

    5 жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @AllWorldsEnd

    @AllWorldsEnd

    5 жыл бұрын

    Do you mean that literally or emotionally for him LOL

  • @tylerwilson3507

    @tylerwilson3507

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@AllWorldsEnd why not both 😂

  • @tffp_

    @tffp_

    5 жыл бұрын

    I know

  • @Aurik-Kal-Durin
    @Aurik-Kal-Durin3 жыл бұрын

    "The sad part is this is all completely true..."

  • @glennroberts3069
    @glennroberts30693 жыл бұрын

    I imagine Jeff had a lonely childhood, but he's the man now!

  • @lunaschauer1099
    @lunaschauer10997 жыл бұрын

    I always laugh my butt off when I see peanut he is so funny

  • @deagansrv8631

    @deagansrv8631

    7 жыл бұрын

    I agree so much he is the BESSSSSSST puppet on Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham

  • @adamopal1016

    @adamopal1016

    7 жыл бұрын

    Luna Schauer he is funny so "FOCUS YOU MORON" if you have a lazy eye or a hair lip

  • @lunaschauer1099

    @lunaschauer1099

    7 жыл бұрын

    Peanut always makes me laugh

  • @adamopal1016

    @adamopal1016

    7 жыл бұрын

    Luna Schauer you know what pissed me off today?

  • @totallynottakeshiasakura9753

    @totallynottakeshiasakura9753

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Adam & opal101 what?

  • @vy2315
    @vy23157 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes, I forget that the puppets aren't real.

  • @Scheca10LP

    @Scheca10LP

    7 жыл бұрын

    didyoujustassumemygender? Same

  • @abomination3287

    @abomination3287

    7 жыл бұрын

    SO TRUE

  • @emilyvos3249

    @emilyvos3249

    7 жыл бұрын

    didyoujustassumemygender? Me2

  • @shelleycarmichael4740

    @shelleycarmichael4740

    7 жыл бұрын

    i know right

  • @oliviafinan7266

    @oliviafinan7266

    7 жыл бұрын

    Did you remember he was a puppet when he said *They brought a bunch of deaf people to see a contrilaquist

  • @stevebutler8387
    @stevebutler8387 Жыл бұрын

    Such talent. I have to keep remembering they aren't real

  • @yvonneschimmel453
    @yvonneschimmel4533 жыл бұрын

    He is adorable

  • @delfaramales8068
    @delfaramales80688 жыл бұрын

    I love how peanut laughs in Jeff's face xD

  • @suloveshrestha4070

    @suloveshrestha4070

    8 жыл бұрын

    haha i just love those parts of peanut laughing

  • @elrads

    @elrads

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Delfa Ramales Those are the scenes that really make me laugh the most

  • @its_a_poncho

    @its_a_poncho

    8 жыл бұрын

    yees

  • @sarahparkes2199

    @sarahparkes2199

    8 жыл бұрын

    yeah I like it to

  • @sophiebell5515
    @sophiebell55156 жыл бұрын

    “A business analyst...........Fascinating. “

  • @RhineStone46

    @RhineStone46

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sophie B do you go like. Hmmm hmmm you are a business

  • @RhineStone46

    @RhineStone46

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mary Simpson before this we were in DC

  • @RhineStone46

    @RhineStone46

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mary Simpson about five minutes into the show I had to look down about where you were sitting dude there was a guy sitting where you were but he was facing THAT WAY?👉🏻

  • @simgirl8181

    @simgirl8181

    5 жыл бұрын

    And every time I said something he would go(pop mouth, sign language)so I say hey buddy what are you doing?

  • @simgirl8181

    @simgirl8181

    5 жыл бұрын

    This guy's a signer! Jeff:right A sign-er! Think about this for a minute they brought a bunch if deaf people to see the ventriloquist *high pitched* "what?!" What are they gonna do next take all the blind folks to see David Copperfield The elephant disappeared It just f**kin disappeared OMG HE'S JUGGLING NOW! You should see-oh sorry.

  • @SeaWolfEntertainment
    @SeaWolfEntertainment4 жыл бұрын

    I like how he insults everything and everyone. It’s hilarious

  • @abbygailbeckett893
    @abbygailbeckett8933 жыл бұрын

    I love Jeff Dunham he never fails to make me laugh

  • @HarleyQuinn-nl7zv
    @HarleyQuinn-nl7zv8 жыл бұрын

    "A business analyst.....….fascinating".

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle

    @ireallyreallyhategoogle

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Harrison Hotchkiss This is a business.

  • @shaneslaps

    @shaneslaps

    8 жыл бұрын

    You are a business

  • @GaMeOvErRules

    @GaMeOvErRules

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Harrison Hotchkiss mhmhmh

  • @SAGENT2

    @SAGENT2

    8 жыл бұрын

    +GaMeOvErRules you are a business

  • @Nyamans

    @Nyamans

    7 жыл бұрын

    You go up to a business and your like

  • @TheGamer-fi2db
    @TheGamer-fi2db5 жыл бұрын

    Peanut is the best charachter

  • @andrewmoralde6244

    @andrewmoralde6244

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Gamer on god he the best

  • @paulrasmussen8953

    @paulrasmussen8953

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ahmed is best

  • @marialittle128

    @marialittle128

    4 жыл бұрын

    Peanut is the best

  • @torchmebelow6885
    @torchmebelow68853 жыл бұрын

    How can you get so much facial expression out of a god damn puppet lmao

  • @Everettescottortiz
    @Everettescottortiz4 ай бұрын

    The “Now he’s just sittin’ there 😐” at 4:53 cracks me up every single time. It’s the face from Peanut that does it.

  • @George-ph6qo
    @George-ph6qo5 жыл бұрын

    It just never gets old! May you never lose your enthusiasm for your art jeff-fa-fa. You have created a legacy to be proud of. Children will grow up and pass their love for your work on to their kids. Thank you.

  • @alexisfay8915
    @alexisfay89155 жыл бұрын

    I will never get tired or bored of watching these

  • @geoffbache9897

    @geoffbache9897

    5 жыл бұрын

    Damn right

  • @tracidevine4591
    @tracidevine45913 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this at least 50 times and I never get tired of it. Peanut is my favorite 😂😂

  • @arianafadroski6789
    @arianafadroski67894 жыл бұрын

    "They brought deaf people to see a ventriloquist" 😂😂

  • @christianparrish6647

    @christianparrish6647

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean he has a point.

  • @tazzygaming2131
    @tazzygaming21318 жыл бұрын

    I like how "ass" wasn't censored, but "hole" was.

  • @Gestersmek

    @Gestersmek

    8 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to Television.

  • @lozereli9613

    @lozereli9613

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @kevn9028

    @kevn9028

    7 жыл бұрын

    ass isn't considered a curse word in television, but asshole is

  • @Addisonrose-fu3ve

    @Addisonrose-fu3ve

    6 жыл бұрын

    TazzyGaming same here

  • @vladimirjeger

    @vladimirjeger

    6 жыл бұрын

    Buthole 👀

  • @homelessman2805
    @homelessman28054 жыл бұрын

    1:38 PEANUT I CHOOSE YOU! PEANUT USE CONFUSE! *it's super effective*

  • @musiccontrol000

    @musiccontrol000

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @TheAmericanCrusader
    @TheAmericanCrusader3 жыл бұрын

    The fact that the sign interpreter thing actually happened makes it all that more funny

  • @andrewstenning7713
    @andrewstenning77133 жыл бұрын

    first time i saw peanut i couldn't stop laughing i was rolling around on the floor

  • @randomthings5383
    @randomthings53837 жыл бұрын

    0:30 rewatching this everyday still funny

  • @kitkatncalli3677

    @kitkatncalli3677

    6 жыл бұрын

    YES YES

  • @andyrattan7796
    @andyrattan77968 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes we just forget tht peanut is just a dummy...

  • @leekgaming672

    @leekgaming672

    8 жыл бұрын

    I know right

  • @sakota0257

    @sakota0257

    8 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @tazzygaming2131

    @tazzygaming2131

    8 жыл бұрын

    Wait, he's a dummy.

  • @katieskraftykorner2842

    @katieskraftykorner2842

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TazzyGaming well he's not real smart anyway.

  • @Revkor

    @Revkor

    8 жыл бұрын

    i think Jeff forgets at times

  • @sinnettepape2010
    @sinnettepape20102 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious 😂. Who else can't help but almost die laughing so hard? 🤣🤣

  • @gd77legendplayer87
    @gd77legendplayer873 жыл бұрын

    Peanut (and Jose) are the best of all of the puppets.

  • @SafetyNikki08
    @SafetyNikki085 жыл бұрын

    I will never forget when I saw Jeff Dunham for the first time on t.v. in the early 90's..I have never laughed so hard until then and still do..He really brings the puppets to life..Thank you Jeff for the continous laughs..waving to Peanut, Jose, Walter, Ackmed..oh, wait.. you too Jeff..lol 😉

  • @troldrian

    @troldrian

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nikki L and aj

  • @dwightstewart7181

    @dwightstewart7181

    4 жыл бұрын

    I first saw Jeff Dunham in a video sometime back in the late 80's or early 90's. In that, he was putting one of his puppets (perhaps Peanut) back into the suitcase when it didn't want to go. The audience moaned when the puppet started begging pitifully, to which Jeff responded "it's just a puppet, people." Made me laugh then, and still smile now. Jeff is very good at what he does.

  • @Moviefan2k4
    @Moviefan2k47 жыл бұрын

    "The sad part is, this is all completely true." "We're goin' to hell, aren't we?...Wait, here we are!"

  • @GuiAntonioli
    @GuiAntonioli3 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this show like 100 times and I still laugh... Peanut is the best!

  • @hafsalinda
    @hafsalinda4 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad I found this channel. When I have a crappy day, Dunham and Company to the rescue! Thank you Jeff, Peanut, Jose, Walter, Achmed, etc.!

  • @TacoDrell
    @TacoDrell8 жыл бұрын

    My uncle sent me this knowing full well I have a lazy eye. I can't fucking breath!

  • @sidthekidsk4276

    @sidthekidsk4276

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Matthew Rosado u can't tell people what to do and there's swearing in the vid anyways

  • @hde1163

    @hde1163

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Sid ThekidSk wow, look at her channel

  • @michealmatthews1555

    @michealmatthews1555

    7 жыл бұрын

    +HellDashElite lol im dying

  • @CadCrusader

    @CadCrusader

    7 жыл бұрын

    Please tell me you also have a hair lip

  • @CadCrusader

    @CadCrusader

    7 жыл бұрын

    Are you "piphed oph

  • @shaycotton5728
    @shaycotton57284 жыл бұрын

    No matter how many times I watch this I still crack up one of my main go to's when I'm having a bad day

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker4 жыл бұрын

    I hate they cut out Jeff saying "sad part is that this all true."

  • @foosington
    @foosington7 жыл бұрын

    Jeff - "What if someone here has a hair-lip?" Peanut - "S-pth-orry" Peanut - "Boy what if they have a hair-lip and a lazy eye, they're really gonna be, Bift-up!" Me: Dead on the floor

  • @adamopal1016

    @adamopal1016

    7 жыл бұрын

    Me: -being peanut and saying FOCUS YOU MORON to people with lazy eyes- ur welcome

  • @alextheschnozz4875

    @alextheschnozz4875

    7 жыл бұрын

    xXVoltagexShotXx #BubbaJ

  • @dianapulido810

    @dianapulido810

    7 жыл бұрын

    Diabetes

  • @aurawraxd

    @aurawraxd

    7 жыл бұрын

    xXVoltagexShotXx same

  • @Krysys_Wave

    @Krysys_Wave

    7 жыл бұрын

    Its miffed up

  • @kylekelly6338
    @kylekelly63388 жыл бұрын

    "The elephant disappeared... It fucking disappeared.

  • @shadowrush001

    @shadowrush001

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kyle Kelly "now he's juggling! you should see- oh sorry!"

  • @kylekelly6338

    @kylekelly6338

    8 жыл бұрын

    +shadow rush (dyami) lol

  • @elliebonbon8663

    @elliebonbon8663

    8 жыл бұрын

    "The hell were they THINKING!"

  • @shadowrush001

    @shadowrush001

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ellie BonBon"ok. I'm gonna get even with this guy. suddenly in the middle of the show I was like 'hey! stop sign, turn around, thank you, horseshoe, turtle, a derg a derg a derg.' "

  • @Hi-vy2nl

    @Hi-vy2nl

    8 жыл бұрын

    +shadow rush (dyami) and of course this poor ********* just SIGNING AWAY

  • @hannahjules33f
    @hannahjules33f3 жыл бұрын

    "Hmm yes hmm yeah yes hmm.... You are a buisness" HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tanjiro20247
    @tanjiro20247 Жыл бұрын

    3:53 love when he says The elephant disappears. It just fucking disappeared.

  • @BillyBro-gj9uk
    @BillyBro-gj9uk7 жыл бұрын

    1:56 PETTHTOOOOOO!!! LOL

  • @remixnation2984

    @remixnation2984

    6 жыл бұрын

    BillyBro 2002 ...

  • @gxv-179

    @gxv-179

    5 жыл бұрын

    NNN PETHOOO!

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos38798 жыл бұрын

    Jeff- the sad thing is this is all completely true. Peanut- We're going to hell aren't we........well here we are.

  • @marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355

    @marcoantoniorodriguesfaria355

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry o povo vocês contribuição na ALDIENCIA o que seria Penute sem vocês. Em 😆🏨👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

  • @tiptoppervga
    @tiptoppervga4 жыл бұрын

    “What if somebody here has a harelip?” “Spvorry-“

  • @randomdude259

    @randomdude259

    3 жыл бұрын

    2:04

  • @christianparrish6647

    @christianparrish6647

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh stop it!

  • @markburnley945
    @markburnley9452 жыл бұрын

    Jeff Dunham is a legend!

  • @BETMARKonTube
    @BETMARKonTube9 жыл бұрын

    You see, *this* is a good way to be a sick bastard. He's somehow still funny *and* polite. That's why I love him. -BETMARK-

  • @beautybarheavy

    @beautybarheavy

    6 жыл бұрын

    BETMARKonTube Priceless I love it😂

  • @corrynhenry5397

    @corrynhenry5397

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @rethawoodberry4502

    @rethawoodberry4502

    6 жыл бұрын

    yf vhvhfyics +_*® vhve vj!d*_4_'&&_*""&&&&&&&&&"&&&7&&&7"&&&7&&7&&7&&&7&&7&&&777+7777++77+

  • @haungo3266

    @haungo3266

    6 жыл бұрын

    hes the best on my list :)

  • @caleighajones765

    @caleighajones765

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh and have you heard a song for kids and it is called the poop song.

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