lol dunkey was putting the money into an offshore account

@BananaBronus

7 жыл бұрын

i don't know which is funnier gray's comment or castlebobjoe's reaction xD

@porbagkilla

6 жыл бұрын

STILL THE KING

@MegaCrocosaurus92

4 жыл бұрын

*slow clap* Bravo, sir xD.

@p0kem0nlvl1

4 жыл бұрын

Where??

@NonoTRC1

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh Now i get it

Its simple chemistry *BOOOOM*

@spethmanjones2997

9 жыл бұрын

Uh Ohhhhhhhhhh...

@IMCR8Z

9 жыл бұрын

Sawyer S Breaking Dunk

@blakemamba2067

3 жыл бұрын

I mean , it is . BOOM is the reason that was my favorite class

@flashdr1ve

2 жыл бұрын

Heisendunk

@SaulGoogwoman

Жыл бұрын

Saul Goodman noise

The "I bet the Joker told you to kill me" part had me dying, especially when he got kicked. XD

"He thinks he can sit out on the job and still get a slice, now i see why he's called the joker" I'm fucking weak

@GopalChatterjeeezioisgod

2 жыл бұрын

still funny to this day... i must have watched this video over a million times by now.

@Mushicus

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't this line spoken in the Dark Knight?

@gabe5918

Жыл бұрын

@@Mushicus yup.

"I could never cook meth right." "Oh, it's just basic chemistry, really. You just put the caustic acid on the--" *explosion" "Uh, oh."

@alexwillis7980

7 жыл бұрын

lmffaaoooo

@habbochakertester

7 жыл бұрын

Kiljaz Ink Muriatic acid*

@harryolo1

7 жыл бұрын

No way! You also watched "Payday : The Heist 2 : The Squeakuel". Holy shit i'm glad i could get the reference. Hey guys this is quote from Dunkey video "Payday : The Heist 2 : The Squeakuel" In case you don't get reference. No need to thank me.

@kiljazink989

7 жыл бұрын

Harry yolo "Oh, look at me, I'm so cool because I think the comment was pointless"

@harryolo1

7 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT. Guys the author of most popular comment under one of Dunkey's video just answered me.

1:25 Little did dunky know hundreds of dlcs would be released instead of a new game.

@LilClap

5 жыл бұрын

SNRDEMON for a price of only 30 cents

@mcclapped6699

5 жыл бұрын

Lil Clap the dlcs were actually like 5 dollars each lol

@Satan-lb8pu

4 жыл бұрын

And the hack to have them all is free.

@mcclapped6699

4 жыл бұрын

Satan but it would say you’re a cheater above your name when you join a lobby

@Satan-lb8pu

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcclapped6699 It's not a problem though? I just create my own lobby and people join. Besides, most people check the "kick cheater out of the lobby" thingy so it's easier to create than to join.

Welcome to Payday: If you have fun, we'll kick ya out.

@OwlskiTV

9 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@slimo6358

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenji Kustin it's a goddamn heist. no dicking around.

@dotXyore

8 жыл бұрын

+♪「NeviX」イルザ ♪ You're the reason why we can't have nice things, Bob!

@Tofuuuuuu

8 жыл бұрын

+♪「NeviX」イルザ ♪ Yeah right? Firestarter is one of those heists. I hate when people go through the back, cops spawn there and there's always gonna be a cloaker. It's safer to go through the front with one or two people with a sniper to pick off the shields and oncoming cops. Or Day 3 of that heist when two people go into the vault and one has the saw. Other picks up. Fucking waste of time, the guy with the saw can pick up the shit after while the 3 other team mates keeps the route to the van clear and the bank under control while the saw guy gets the loot.

@tadpolegaming4510

6 жыл бұрын

I bet the joker told you to kill me, so he gets a bigger score

Dunkey and Cry are my 2 fav youtubers this was awesome!

@JonttutheFinnGamer

8 жыл бұрын

+PixxelTrixx WE NEED MOAR DUNKEY AND CRY D:

@Acesahn

8 жыл бұрын

+PixxelTrixx I used to like Cry, until I saw this video and saw what a huge racist he was.

@PixxelTrixx

8 жыл бұрын

Ya Cry really dislikes black people its pretty messed up

@Acesahn

8 жыл бұрын

Im usually pretty tolerant of peoples belief's, prejudiced, biased or whatever... but killing them on site? Yea, I cant support that.

@daselement1

8 жыл бұрын

+Acesahn which video exactly?

Realizes Cry is in this video. "Uh ohhhh!"

Sounds like dunkey has been hanging out with the Joker too long.

@abandonedchannel7231

10 жыл бұрын

I BET YA THE JOKER TOLD YOU TO BETRAY DUNKEY!

@samsoper3507

8 жыл бұрын

+Timesmanify *da monee

@supermarioglitchy321

7 жыл бұрын

Dunkey IS the Joker at this point

@briancahill9594

6 жыл бұрын

Would that make him the Dunker or the Jokey then lol?

@rusemode

4 жыл бұрын

BAYBEE

WAIT. CRY PLAYED WITH DUNKEY? Why was I not aware of this until now.

@dimasardhana7885

7 жыл бұрын

Is that a random match? Dude if that was a random match, that's fucking insane.

@dimasardhana7885

7 жыл бұрын

Ok it's not.

I love how he was even doing the alarm sound effect that plays every time the joker gets menacing while cry was laughing

@OQIF87NREU

4 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of people missed that, actually. Man was even bringing in the damn soundtrack.

Wow, friends. At 3:08 Dunkey got a screenshot of Dream cheating...seven years ago! The entire Payday community will be stunned. I guess another apology video will be on the way soon.

@GeeztJeez

2 жыл бұрын

That what's the point of the mask is

@scottywilloughby6219

2 жыл бұрын

OmFg it drEAM

@hungryallmylife

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@NateTheGreat368

Жыл бұрын

Dream before he took the normal pills

2:08 I thought a stupid fucking porn ad popped up somewhere.

"this is the worst matchmaking thing I've ever seen" i think Ubisoft took that as a personal challenge when they made For Honor.

Chipwrecked 3: Microtransactions and the Joker Returns

"It doesn't look anything like the real sentries from Team Fortress??" What.

@bloxmineland2

10 жыл бұрын

team fortress 2.

@SomethingCool51

9 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the train heist has the tf2 sentries in it

"thats like the alien ware laptop" that shit does everything according to alienware

Leah is the most intimidating bank robber.

That fucking bag throwing made me choke on my bowl rip.

@IshyVideos

9 жыл бұрын

Don't worry I didn't, sweety.

@250ninja_chris5

9 жыл бұрын

IshyVideos woah rad bowl rip so cool duuuudeee

@IshyVideos

9 жыл бұрын

Edgar Allen Poe I know I'm really hip and with it.

@IshyVideos

8 жыл бұрын

***** You know it, my dame'

@ThisisSigma200

8 жыл бұрын

+RainbowCrayon better sheathe that edge

Dunkey is the boy who cried "there's another sniper" but nobody believed him this time.

2:59 when you get to that ceirtian type of high

@overloadingbrain

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it.

2:06 it’s funny how he just says to his wife you’re really menecing

"its 90,000$ each bag, hes thrown over 270,000$ in the water." some people just wanna see the world burn...

@Cp2020_animations

4 жыл бұрын

Or get soggy

@sharpiefumes

3 жыл бұрын

Its not about the money, its about sending a message

@jackcutter2

3 жыл бұрын

Eh. That's just short of one no-star, jewellery store heist. mission. That's petty change basically. Because the weapons are incredibly expensive. Especially when you upgrade them with sights and shit

@Literally-God

3 жыл бұрын

"Don't worry, I'm only drowning my half"

Dunk it’s 10 years later and payday 3 is out and I still can’t join a lobby

What a great community

@SneesToMeetYou

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaded Gamer a community where you'll be kicked for hearing that batman vs. superman sucked

@beeholder1160

8 жыл бұрын

L4D is worse

@janmarcoperezbatres2203

7 жыл бұрын

Nah m8, at least L4D2 you can actually fuck around and people will play (Kinda) seriously.

@yungmalaria

6 жыл бұрын

In L4D2 the only bad thing is the usually kids and 3rd world country obnoxious people, that and furries and all associated.

@curtdude7

6 жыл бұрын

what was wrong about this? he got kicked for shooting his own team and mic spamming i wouldve done the same thing

Dunkey humming the dark knight theme (“eeeeeeeeeee”) while Cry is laughing like the Joker is genius

2:55 - 3:17 "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see youself become the villain." - The Dark Knight, 2008

@demonoverlord1381

6 жыл бұрын

skrull zee I searched for so long for someone to comment on that

Wow that payday 3 reference aged extremely well

@WS-gj8ng

3 ай бұрын

Fr

holly shit, cry knows dunkey..... both anonimus, both with awesome laughs and both fucking hilarious Edit: yes, i know dunkey isn’t anonymous, it’s an old comment peeps

@joshjackson1635

10 жыл бұрын

dunkey isn't anonymous though.

@alonsoaranda4385

10 жыл бұрын

he isnt? well ive never seen his face before

@JusttAlf

10 жыл бұрын

Fenrir the unbound you haven't watched enough videos :P

@alonsoaranda4385

10 жыл бұрын

thats true actually :)

@alonsoaranda4385

10 жыл бұрын

NightFury173 also, love the artorias profile pic

I would've laughed so hard if at 1:01 he said ""No no no, im supposed to kill the bus driver."

@samsoper3507

8 жыл бұрын

+PQWER Ha, I get it.

CryaoticMoki + videogamedunkey = BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

3:07 proof that Dunkey knew Dream for a long time. It's so sad that he had to stop being his fan after so long

He predicted Dream turning into a clown, what a visionary?

@polly5229

Жыл бұрын

Lol nicr

1:52 - 1:56 - Batman's daily nightlife in a nutshell.

@dennis1243121

8 жыл бұрын

+Darkmage1293 "if you kill a killer the number of killers doesnt change" well "if you save a killer the number doesnt reduce"

@Yukumi00

8 жыл бұрын

what if you kill two killers, then the number reduces...

@martianmanhunter3806

8 жыл бұрын

+Kai Nobusada punisher is a real hero then

@Yukumi00

8 жыл бұрын

Martian Manhunter Punisher is a fucking beast

I BET DA JOKAH TOLD YOU TO BETRAY ME AFTER THI HEIST

Dunkey makes my day every time I watch his videos.. thats a lot of day makings..

3:09 that aged well.

@will1989

3 жыл бұрын

weirdly well

@boiboi7717

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@charlesfrazier2371

3 жыл бұрын

@@boiboi7717 look up the cry drama

I was having a really garbage day but dunkey's videos always lift my mood :))

your videos are so good, I hope to one day attain even a sliver of a fraction of your talent

Dunkey and Cry, easily my two favourite youtubers, together. Life complete.

HOLY SHIT, ITS BATMAN!

I can't believe my ears, are dunkey and cry playing together??

damn dunkey really waited until 2023 to join a heist

I love cryaotic.

@Natonada

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@realafah

3 жыл бұрын

Do you still love him? I hope not

@edgali

3 жыл бұрын

@@realafah holy shit this comment aged so poorly lol. Does Cryaotic even have fans anymore? I feel like anyone who thinks he isn't a piece of shit is taking an indefensible position.

@realafah

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgali to be fair, a lot of the fans may still be kids. Kids are easily manipulated so it makes sense they don’t look into it more. But it’s important to spread the word in case those who don’t know can know.

@edgali

3 жыл бұрын

@@realafah yeah fair enough

This dream guy is going places

@douglasbubbletrousers4763

3 жыл бұрын

Was Dream in this?

@jerrygodeep4787

2 жыл бұрын

@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 I mean I saw a pic idk if he’s actually in this tho

@roundabout468

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerrygodeep4787 That's Cryaotic lmao

Payday : The Heist 3 : The Squeakening

"Years after payday 3 releases" feeling old now

"Thinks he can sit on the job and still take a' slice I see why they call him the Jokaa"

This video is so different now after what happened with Cry

paul cheenis sounds like a name dunkey came up with

It's funny, I remember when I was playing, I couldn't move at all. My team was laughing so hard, until they pulled a perfect heist and realized that the next day, they needed everyone in the train car. Oops.

This was probably the best one yet, caught me off guard at the end.

cant believe he was playing with Dream

Now that payday 3 is released dumkey can get into a match

"That's like the Alienware laptop"

I feel like he just watched the dark night before playing this. 😂😂😂

This game used to be fun then the community decided that no one is worthy to play in servers so u join and immediately get kick

@gusta677

9 жыл бұрын

Either you are really unlycky or you have some sort of cheat that gets you autokicked.

@mediscout

9 жыл бұрын

welcome to the pd2 community. please do not enjoy your stay.

@IHateYoutube25

9 жыл бұрын

ChuWanggAmes Pretty much only like that on PC. haven't been kicked once on ps3 in 300 hours of gameplay

@IHateYoutube25

9 жыл бұрын

***** you say 300 hours like its nothing. do you have any life at all?

@SkylasDivide

9 жыл бұрын

T Lipps 300 hours out of the 17,000+ hours the game's been out for. Yeah, no life, certainly, not like 13 days of total playtime out of 712 days the game's been out for could be justifiable as someone that continues to come back to the game throughout the couple of years it's been out.

God, is this video and game three years old already?

@alextygesen3101

7 жыл бұрын

no

@ThePcHelperdude

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@crazymelon5

7 жыл бұрын

maybe

@jacobs1881

5 жыл бұрын

5 years now

@pimkoster8686

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's great now...

I like how this shows up in my recommend after 7 YEARS

Payday 3:Road Chip

@EdK-Music

7 жыл бұрын

Irish Retards Payday 4:Chipwrecked

@isopodspouse

7 жыл бұрын

Payday 5: Infinite Heist

@alwest4472

4 жыл бұрын

Payday 6: I need a fucking medic bag

you don't want to check out cryaotic now lmao

@mikelooksatstuff

3 жыл бұрын

why? what happened to cry?

@irshyy

3 жыл бұрын

Jankie Games he got exposed for being with multiple women that are underage online over the course of years

@mikelooksatstuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@irshyy jesus fuck dude

@jamieenoshima5147

3 жыл бұрын

You know what thinking back to his streams when I was 17 writing was on the walls. Man got really weirdly sexual when he knew underage's where watching. Shit's really sad, I do hold some of the people there responsible for not calling it out they must of known.

@SpadeALay

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say he is in police custody

It's just pure bliss. Dunkeys old videos gave me asmr

One of my new favorite videos by you.

Payday 3 released, Dunkey still can't get into a lobby.

How about more videos with Cry, this one was just freakin' hilarious!

@nefariou5

6 ай бұрын

Probably better he didn't..

Omg I keep repeating the video cos it's a rare thing for two awesome youtubers to be in one video

Both of the best Gaming KZreadrs get together in a video. My life is complete

I think the devs saw this video. They added actual TF2 sentry and the newest song added sounds just like what dunkey is singing. COINCIDENCE???? YOU DECIDE.............................-OBAMA-

@mkwannas9423

4 жыл бұрын

Which song

5:47 they're like an Italian family arguing

MY TWO FAVORITE KZreadRS TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SO DIFFERENT HOW AND WHY HAVE I NOT SEE THIS VIDEO YET!

I never thought I'd see the day where Cry and Donkey would collab! Best day ever!

Dunkey literally took a whole decade to find a game.

3:37 Thank You Paul Cheenis

Of all the athf references you've made, the master shake slow mo is my favorite

This how i spent my new years 2019. Watching some old dunkey shit. I hate my life. Happy new year

"shoot the j" 6/5 for the chapelle reference

dunkey and cry in the same video i'm jizzing

one of the best ones you've ever made dunkey

This is a mix of pain and fun to watch.

Realizing cry’s in this one 2:38

@realafah

3 жыл бұрын

Wish he wasnt

You know cry? and penguinz0? I like this channel more and more every day.

Dunky and Cry

omg im subbing just for the "you follow me i follow you and follow me" i dont even. also i love the cry cameo!

Holy shit! IT'S CRY! IN A DUNKEY VIDEO!

@aspennnnnnnn

8 жыл бұрын

**Reads it in Danny Sexbang voice**

@Ben-ey2rl

8 жыл бұрын

XDD

you tried to join a full lobby twice. 10/10 would dunk again

Dunkey and Cry just made my night worth it.

Holy Beautiful

5:32 go. down. on. me.

Wow, a time in where Payday had no DLC, those were good times...

greatness

This is the best thing on the Internet.

Cry's laugh and Dunkey's screaming makes this video perfect

@realafah

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, it now makes me uncomfortable

"I was shooting god for putting me here" -CRYAOTIC

2 best voice youtubers at same video

greatest. thing. EVER!

This has to be the worst game to try and screw around in.All I've heard about this game is how serious and elitist as fuck the multiplayer can be.

@Donnings

8 жыл бұрын

+UndeadCookieMonster Just don't play with pubbies, ESPECIALLY DO NOT play with anyone from r/paydaytheheist. I mean, I know it's a reddit community, but they are just the whiniest sons of bitches I've ever seen, even for Reddit. So yeah, if you go on a forum or something find players from there, or play with friends. Its very fun to dick around in

@UndeadCookieMonster

8 жыл бұрын

TheRealMisterDerp >friends What's that? :'(

@SneesToMeetYou

8 жыл бұрын

+UndeadCookieMonster I've been kicked for saying I heard batman vs. superman sucked, keyword HEARD I'm not kidding

@margenen

8 жыл бұрын

+UndeadCookieMonster Can confirm, this is factual.

@gor2714

7 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit late here, but recently I've been dropping into servers with a Crusader loadout screaming "DEUS VULT" at people, and everyone joined in to help take back the holy land. There were about 3 people that were salty about me not playing meta spread across 8 different heists, but that was it.

3:47 Old dunkey: says he's gonna jump but he was actually kidding Actual dunkey: Tries to jump three times and everyone probably loses because of him _I like this evolution_

"Come back here!" "Yeah, you're really menacing." Moe~

I internally screamed when cry came along cx