Imagine being at a bank and every ten seconds a guy wearing a weird mask keeps popping around the corner pointing and yelling *SHIT* and *HEY*

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds crazy LOL

@skye6184

5 жыл бұрын

nah nothig suspicious

@ErrorCode-xs5nb

5 жыл бұрын

Yea

@johnt3606

5 жыл бұрын

@Nybbl er That happens daily in my house

@iwonarabij680

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds familiar

People see a armed masked man constantly run in and out and out a door repeating “hey” and “shit!” *no one cares*

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

LOL ...true

@commonavionics6069

5 жыл бұрын

Then they see a broken window and run for their fucking lives

@gaelchavez4887

4 жыл бұрын

Common Avionics and a bag on the floor

@reallylamekid8120

4 жыл бұрын

Common Avionics lol

@afailureofaanimator6744

3 жыл бұрын

Lol there’s a comment completely identical to urs.

Me: shoots with silencer pistol This professional: **shurikens**

@trickstabbed

5 жыл бұрын

Camera: _"i fear no man, but this metal thing, it scares me"_

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

😁

@reallylamekid8120

4 жыл бұрын

nesp -tf2 meet the pyro heavy interview

@akipuffy

4 жыл бұрын

Kunai* not shuriken

@seminark

4 жыл бұрын

@@akipuffy he throws shurikens... He uses the kunai to stab.

0:43 *I don't have to remind you, every customer is high on acid*

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍

*bomb as been planted* Him: wait what!?

@seminark

4 жыл бұрын

Terrorists win Him: *visible confusion*

3:32 it says no weapons

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

true

@xflv3007

6 жыл бұрын

M0rtifer yep but it's payday fellas so yeah

@alfiembutitstonymontana9964

5 жыл бұрын

Hmmm

@ricer9359

4 жыл бұрын

What a mad lad

@ellokitojuan9720

4 жыл бұрын

Break the rules

You already know when their a professional robber they say “ Ｓｈｉｔ”

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@cheese8039

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe Boie

@cheese8039

4 жыл бұрын

But Fun Fact They Like “Ｓｈｉｔ”

@Bim3665

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheese8039 They die on *stereo madness* ;)

@rymaxrules6416

4 жыл бұрын

L o o k

4:27 you're legit ninja

I already know this map inside and out because I’ve played it so many times in csgo

@Apix0Z

4 жыл бұрын

same

@mai_san_the_goat8893

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Markuss-pd4tk

4 жыл бұрын

This is a map in cs?

@a-surfin-bird8182

4 жыл бұрын

Markuss2108 yeah, it's called bank. you can play it on demolition mode i think

@pr1m3r42

4 жыл бұрын

A-Surfin-Bird and competitive I believe

As someone who has spent far too much time beating this mission on one down, you got really lucky with the back cam spawn and the keycard

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

I also spend a lot of time on this heist LOL kzread.info/dash/bejne/fJuXm9FxkrPUeNo.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXVnkseug9yfYLA.html

You're entering a bank witch says "no weapons in the plate" That's Ilegal dude.

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I better check the signs next time 😁

@thesuperpunmaster6369

4 жыл бұрын

Not cool dude

@ilovetity776

4 жыл бұрын

Bank heisting his Illegal

@acilimistik

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilovetity776 lol its not XD

@SwagKrak

4 жыл бұрын

@@M0rtifer if it says no weapons.... Let's do cards only then....

They should just put up a sign that says "no bank robbing". That would make everything so much easier for them!

@alek2913

3 жыл бұрын

Right. I remember after the 2012 Dark knight rises theater shooting in Colorado. All the theaters around where I lived put up no gun signs like if that theater had one the shooting would not have happened. The only thing a "no guns" sign does is keeps people who respect the law from having a gun somewhere to defend against people who don't.

@tuckera6273

3 жыл бұрын

@@alek2913 .....bruh, this was a joke

@alek2913

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuckera6273 ohh I get that.

@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923

Жыл бұрын

I know right!

8:08 it literally says pick up the keycard

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm too old for this

@bb-vv1vq

4 жыл бұрын

Piiiiicup

@aqib4925

4 жыл бұрын

@@M0rtifer Be young then

@kalithann

3 жыл бұрын

@@aqib4925 *modern problems require modern solutions*

@nicholasgamingnicko968

3 жыл бұрын

@@aqib4925 lol

Just did this on one down yesterday and it’s one of my favorite heists now

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Yea, it's a fun heist

Man screams shit 15 times in a bank Everyone: Huh? Did you hear something? Nah me neither.

I loved this heist, I new where every package was, amazing job

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you 👍

Yoo, that ending is too hard for my eyes see

@blueshell292

4 жыл бұрын

your name almost got me

@opticalsalt2306

4 жыл бұрын

yea same the 30 years lmao

When he said every hostage in a asset I heard, every hostage in on acid

@p3kk3a13

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Before trying the achievement that I still need to get and needed an idea how to do this heist solo in stealth, it went sort of like this for me since I do solo stealth a lot. "Kill any civi that tries to be a hero and call the cops. Kill every civi if out of cable ties." *sees the "We Are All Professionals" description* "Shit.."

@M0rtifer

7 жыл бұрын

Yea ...did it that way, too on my first run ^^

@mystr0696

2 жыл бұрын

Tip, bring loud ass gun with lots of rounds

Nobody: Lego man has fallen into the river in lego city: 4:47

@smasher4914

4 жыл бұрын

r/uselessnobody

@johanphan393

4 жыл бұрын

@@smasher4914 r/youngpeopleonyoutube

@mikeyrulezz2208

3 жыл бұрын

HEY

@Leee433

3 жыл бұрын

R/redditgay

M0rtifer: Follows final guard outside Civs inside: Oh What a werid demoic creature following that man *Police interrogating the civs* Civs: *And i never saw a thing*

@M0rtifer

3 жыл бұрын

😁

lol that ending :D

@M0rtifer

7 жыл бұрын

Yea ..I'm so stupid LOL

That ending happened to me aswell I was pissed

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

:(

Death wish(Normal) Man, you are legend of the Dota

its awesome how you have no commentary but let people know what you were doing/thinking

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

😊👍

At 0:40,when u tied that hostage,Bain said:" I don't have to remind u,but every hostage is our ASSETS. " But u said no assets so....did this heist challange was count as a fail?

@M0rtifer

8 жыл бұрын

Bain doesn't count ....he talks too much anyways ;)

@apaajaboleh104

6 жыл бұрын

Bain : Civilians are an assets. You kill them, they're gone.

@longinuspodbipieta3764

6 жыл бұрын

Bain was drunk He said Every hostage is on acid.

@nullifier_

6 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm not the only one that heard this way lol

@zealeliteassaultlegionceo440

6 жыл бұрын

Bain is useless

keep failing this due to off map civilians not responding to my stockholm syndrome and ringing cops, GG

@lightsender3736

5 жыл бұрын

I know this was two years ago, but due to nobody responding and the amount of likes here I assume most people don't realize that him using the saw on the ground is what is magnifying the range of stockholm syndrome

@opticalsalt2306

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh lmao

@theequinegirl7190

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

9:16 A blackmailer who would know this blackmailer has really low rng to happen. If I didn't watch the Payday 2: Rarest Heist Variations I wouldn't know that this has so low chance to happen. :D

@SafetyKitten

3 жыл бұрын

I watched that video yesterday, so crazy that it's here.

you are the perfection itself

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot!

to destroy the cctv inside just get a friend with 6 nades

@martol7169

3 жыл бұрын

everything is handled

23 detection risk?! And u uploaded video with it?! Excellent 👌! (Maximum 3-4!)

@M0rtifer

3 жыл бұрын

I used a saw so you can't get much lower. Btw. I did every heist worth 75 detection risk 😉

Gg cant find stuff like this now you one of a few who still do this

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Yea, and I'll keep going for a while 👍

omg i love your videos make more plsss ur the best

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks :) I already made like 300 .....but more coming LOL

@LappenTVsuperLappen

6 жыл бұрын

M0rtifer I've seen the most... 14 left so i need moreeeee to watch

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

Wow :) Okay ....working on more stuff

@LappenTVsuperLappen

6 жыл бұрын

M0rtifer Yay more Videos to watch #IhaveNoLife xD

@ItzJohnnyK

5 жыл бұрын

LappenTV superLappen 3.000 Dein Name 😂😂😂

maybe its just cause im high af rn but all these payday 2 maps give off incredibly strong and indescribably intense vibe

1% of the video: *acuall heist game play* 99% of the video: HEY! SHIT!

Definitely gonna try this strat

@M0rtifer

2 жыл бұрын

😊👍

@wisxper

2 жыл бұрын

@@M0rtifer do you have any tips on killing the second guard (the one that comes without a camera) , he usually stands in spots where his body gets detected and even pushing him with judge shotty doesn’t work really ,, only a few times he comes to a good area

@M0rtifer

2 жыл бұрын

You can try to lure him out. Watch my other GO bank videos to see how I did it. Just go to my channel main page, then to search and type in "GO Bank"

Godly

i was gonna throw the bag into the van but the phone ringing, the alarm goes off...

4:32 ｍａｔｈ　ｗｉｚａｒｄ

At this era this difficulty is mayhem

I like the bank music

I love stealthing go bank

his luck is so good he got that briefcase with a key card first try when I done it stealth over 10 times and havent gotten it even once

i remember doing this as a host and a level 90 threw a bag and forgot there were lasers, we failed

good job

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks

Good skills with the shoricans ! 4min32

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

thanks

I am sure you have seen it, but this can be done easily with a lot of patience. Equip a saw and the judge along with the suit. Have ecm maxed out. Spawn into the map and go slightly right to look at the vault door. Restart if it's closed. Eventually it will be wide open to start. Run up to the right side of the building and put up your first ecm, blast the window and the guards and saw open the boxes until you find a money bag. Put up your second ecm and run out to the van. Bam, you're done. First time I did it, it took about 80 restarts. Yesterday it was wide open on restart 6. And it does work in one down Death Sentence, just make sure to shoot all the guards before you saw as they can take you down.

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

You can just use the new speedrun mod and have it open every time but I like the heist more with the vault closed.

@Sparty1966grad

5 жыл бұрын

@@M0rtifer Very nice on the mod and agreed, your way is definitely the right way to do it :) Thanks

@Sparty1966grad

5 жыл бұрын

And have you tried Murky Station with the speedrun mod? You can supposedly set the location where things will spawn but it rarely works?

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

It should work

Imagine being in a bank do your business and you see a guy in the corner of your eye and hear “SHIT” “Hey”

@M0rtifer

2 жыл бұрын

😁

Remember this map was a one of the map in CSGO? Yup... probably in gun game or bomb plant/defuse gamemode but yeah, that's one of it.

This also happend to me on gensec cars roberry in the story mode, i secured all the loot but when i passed three bags with cash the hitbox appeared and i finished the game, that was very sad

Nobody: The guard:! The guard:DROP IT. ME:2:36

Still completed so gg mate

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

thank you :)

Saw him struggling to shoot down the cams. Thats why i use pistol more

Same thing happened to me on my first time i did bank mayhem a civil saw me i ran behind the van while running i ran over that thing :(

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A SAW

Nice

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

You should really watch my newer videos 😁

Same thing happened to me, only it was only Hard and I went loud. Got all the bags out, only to step into the square trying to get the first bag into the truck =(

i feel sorry fir you :( it happened to me alot of times

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

They should change it

That small bank holds a lot of money

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

True

I don’t have to remind you, every hostage is on acid

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

NINJAAAA

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

😁

You're that ninja...

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

😊👍

i wonder how long those civs could sit there plain still and not move

what a great sign 3:31

guy with a shotgun casually crawling towards a guard and killing them right infront of everyone the guy: "mh? must have been the wind" 3:48

3:48 YEET

Rip first call is the blackmailer

Can't believe that CS:GO steal this map from overkill.

That Shuriken 4:25

And now we play the waiting game

2:32 exactly 😂😂😂

I remember I saw a run of this in 24 seconds and they blasted through the front window walked into the vault grabbed one bag and jumped into the get away vehicle

@M0rtifer

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the open vault happens very rarely.

mom! a dude with a mask and a shotgun is yelling *SHIT* and *HEY* around the corner again

Чотко

The ending lol

Back when deathwish was the hardest holy

No assets but every hostage is an asset...

1:43 " *SHIT* " guard across the map: " *CONTROL* "

Is this stealth? M0rti: *Well yes but actually no*

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

😁

aww men, that sucks xd it happened to me once too

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

They could just make the escape area smaller ^^

I want to play again this map but it isn’t in consoles :(

8:08 dont wanna brag about it but it looks so funny when the keycard is literally in front of you xddd

@M0rtifer

Жыл бұрын

True LOL

I have a challenge. Beat golden grin stealth melee only and no ecm’s. Edit- mortifer thx for replying!!!

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

Too easy.

Every youtuber I watch messes up the same way

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

Then you should watch my other GO Bank vids 😉

Criminal: *SHIT* Guards and Civilians: *Dosent hear a sound*

4 kafatası mayhem değil miydi ya

@charlezzy2657

5 жыл бұрын

millet almanca ingilizce yazıyo sen gene tek kalmışsın Türk olarak :D mayhem falan yoktu önceden sonra geldiler

Mi robo favorito hehe

In Roblox. Payday is called "Notoriety" and go bank is called R&B bank.

@koorikid7126

5 жыл бұрын

And is nearly the same

@map_leau

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's called Ro Bank! Reeeeee

Me: *sees title* Impossible!

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

You should watch my new videos

@clitoresdestroyer2742

5 жыл бұрын

I watched almost all of them and went to the older ones xd (aaaaand Go bank is one of the only missions left for my ds mask)

There was a package under one of the teller

@M0rtifer

5 жыл бұрын

I'm blind

With the new ps4/xbox update 1.50 , do we have this map? Is it a dlc, or is it only for pc?

@onefortunateson6345

4 жыл бұрын

No,it’s a PC only map because it was a collaboration with valve.

@Cayden-gs9ii

4 жыл бұрын

@@onefortunateson6345 damn, ok

Hat der Wachmann bei 2:37 eine XM1014 mit Munition aus Garry's Mod fallen gelassen? Zudem erinnert mich die Karte an Bank aus CS (Ist sie, ich weiß), also ist sie aus dem Workshop, oder ist die tatsächlich Teil vom Spiel?

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

Keine Ahnung wie die Munition in Garry's Mod aussieht ^^ Die GO Bank ist tatsächlich Teil des Spiels.

@kenifreak

6 жыл бұрын

Aber kein Workshop Objekt oder?

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

glaube nicht

I did this with a bunch of random people who were with very high levels of infamy and we did one down while killing every single civ

@angryegg2778

6 жыл бұрын

DERPUS FURPUS Peepee

@asmaahamza1546

6 жыл бұрын

I bet u lost more money than u got XDDDDD

What character are you playing?

Mort i swear you had the dw mask 4 yrs ago🤔

Yeah this heist is so hard to stealth because there are so many civs

Car windows probably bulletproof

The heist that so easy to do but instead i spend 30min to realize you need 2 keycard to open the vault

@M0rtifer

2 жыл бұрын

😁

12:50 LOL that is your name!!

@M0rtifer

6 жыл бұрын

Almost ....Mortimer ^^

@data-0151

6 жыл бұрын

well,almost...

Hey, how can you make it like that you pick locks faster after you took more damage?

@M0rtifer

4 жыл бұрын

This is an old video. These days you use quick perk in crew management of you play solo