Costa called out USADA, and mocked them with his "secret juice" memes, and they are retaliating. There is no other conceivable reason for that many tests. Even if they actually suspect him, there is no reason to think a guy who passed the first 20 tests will fail the 21st.

@eduardobenassi3072

5 ай бұрын

Mocked because they couldn't catch him

@Dpw20001

5 ай бұрын

Makes sense but why test jiri that many times though? Usada dont make sense

@HAMZA-uc6fv

5 ай бұрын

​@@Dpw20001i dont know all the details, but jiri tested positive in rizin thats why.

@ScientologyHunter2

5 ай бұрын

nah they´ve been testing him way more than most fighters even before he started the secret juice meme

@RonniePTexan

5 ай бұрын

USADA is under contract and must have a minimum number of tests to make their multi million dollar yearly bill justifiable. They charge the UFC +/-$10-15million per year. They must show the UFC that they did hundreds of tests. They can spend millions less in flights, hotels etc by testing a few guys over and over. It's also why guys like Izzy can grow boobs and not be tested or only tested once a year, while Jiri and Paulo somehow received 1/10 of all USADA tests for the year

Tito tapped

@GageWyatt

5 ай бұрын

We all saw it I don’t know why the ref didn’t

@Fitzmaie

5 ай бұрын

The dumbest comment on everything Chael posts

@Jon-cx7kf

5 ай бұрын

@@Fitzmaie actually the dumbest comment in this whole comment section is “The dumbest comment on everything Chael posts”.

@Atlas92936

5 ай бұрын

@@Jon-cx7kf actually the dumbest comment in this whole comment section is "actually the dumbest comment in this whole comment section is “The dumbest comment on everything Chael posts”.".

@theskateboardfan

5 ай бұрын

@@Atlas92936true😂

Chael always claiming math is completely impossible but then always nailing the impossible mental math is one of the best Chaelisms there is.

@geo5291

5 ай бұрын

Like how n where. I'm srs. U confused me. Help.

@dfredankey

5 ай бұрын

Of course it’s possible with chael

@aidenfielding1348

5 ай бұрын

36 tests in 365 days is one every 10 days average

“I don’t wanna make a big to-do about nothing” Chael, respectfully, 90% of your content is a big to do over nothing. And you make it entertaining and we love you for it

”No one knows how many weeks are in the month” -Chael Sonnen

There's no way each test is 40k each. Dana has said publicly that the UFC spends $7M annually on USADA. If the 40k figure was accurate, that would mean the UFC would only be administering 175 tests per year for a roster of 700+ fighters.

@iwanttobeabillionaire1703

5 ай бұрын

40k is more than the fighters make themselves PS: I have a Christmas short story video

@arizonatea3734

5 ай бұрын

Well when none of the Russians get tested it's definitely cheaper

@Nonegiven14582

5 ай бұрын

They choose a few scapegoats. EPO test was supposed to be $600 and when Chael got busted. The lady in court even asked if there was anything else. When he'd been caught on 5 things. There are also different levels of testing? If they stopped TUE's there wouldn't be a sport as no one is natural

@MultiAmmar2000

5 ай бұрын

It is just a random Chael thing lol

@moto-fl3rd

5 ай бұрын

If they have to pay a guy to fly to Brazil maybe 40k

That Rockhold fight was a banger

$40,000 a pop x 36 tests is $1,584,000. A lot of damn money for a guy that didn't fight.

@coolbreeze3793

5 ай бұрын

Right.

@lovernatz

5 ай бұрын

40k a test lol?

@JudoChopCowboyKO

5 ай бұрын

This is according to ol' Chael. He never lies. @@lovernatz

@tylercalvert5815

5 ай бұрын

@@lovernatzyeah there not your everyday babyteller lol

@bblvrable

5 ай бұрын

Chael just makes up numbers, you know that, right? USADA testing averages out to about $1000 per test. If USADA charged $40K per test, with 500 athletes under contract and an average of 15-20 tests per year per athlete, the UFC would be spending ~!$400m/yr on testing, rather than the ~$7m/yr that they report.

There is NO WAY PAOLO IS CLEAN. He definitely knows the "trick".

@Atlas92936

5 ай бұрын

i wonder why he keeps pulling out

@DakonBlackblade2

5 ай бұрын

There are 36 clean tests that argue otherwise.

@bigboss4178

5 ай бұрын

​@@DakonBlackblade2 that's why he said trick and gave it emphasis

@DakonBlackblade2

5 ай бұрын

@@bigboss4178That is a quotation mark, it’s not an emphasis. It means trick is not being used literally, or means more than the word implies. The "trick" is simply that the guy isn't juicing, no one beats 36 "random" (see quotation marks, not an emphasis) tests if he is, you can't be that good at cycling and stuff.

@BOSS7871

5 ай бұрын

Boy secret juice ain’t no lie. You don’t need steroids when you possess the power of secret juice. Usada wants the recipe so they they got to get it thru the piss.

Still not convinced he's even a UFC fighter anymore

Usman imo is the most obvious ped user thats never popped.

@originaltruths2305

5 ай бұрын

and izzy

@UnknownUnknown-cj2wz

5 ай бұрын

Francis nagannou too, dude looked shredded while being 270lbs in the stipe rematch. And now he has cardio to go 10 rounds with world champ tyson fury haha what a joke. He's definitely getting his epo from usman

The festivus report of mma. Happy Holidays uncle Chael!

it does not surprise me he been trolling them for years now

You tell um uncle Chael. The legend has spoken

Weren't the fighters supposed to receive a usada jacket after 50 clean tests? Where are Jiri and Paolo's jackets?

@DakonBlackblade2

5 ай бұрын

USADA is just being petty with some fighters cause they are buff and the tests keep coming up clean.

With every test, they find out one more ingredient to the Secret Juice.

He was only subjected to 13 "test sessions" in 2023 and provided 36 "samples" during those sessions. He wasn't tested on 36 different dates as Chael is suggesting, he only had 13 sessions/visits from usada in 2023 which averages out to once every 4 weeks; still a lot, but not nearly as much as Chael was suggesting. To be exact it was broken down as follows: Q1= 3 sessions/9 samples Q2= 5 sessions/15 samples Q3= 4 sessions/9 samples and Q4= 1 session/3 samples... samples would cosist of things like blood, urine , dried blood spot etc.

@KizzyMMA

5 ай бұрын

@@DonJuan-bm3wm The information was openly available on USADA's website. Chael was wrong on this one.

@aidenfielding1348

5 ай бұрын

@@KizzyMMAdid they say how much it actually costs per test? Bc $44 000 sounds retarded

USADA wanted the recipe to the secret juice 😂

I weigh the same as I was 4 decades ago, 75kg,---BUT in that time I have weighed from 68kg-108kg,--178cm tall. I have never taken anything other than food, at times way more than I should. I still wear a size 32 jeans today. Genetics man, can't beat it. I did do weight training at one stage for about 4 years when at times I was eating an entire chicken most days "bulking" (lol). Lots of people asked me if I juiced but I'm just lucky, I can lose 10-15 kg in 6 weeks relatively easily with just an increase in my aerobic training and intermittent fasting, but I can also put on the same in the same time frame. I own an interesting size range of clothes that girlfriends over the years have tried to throw out, I always stop them even though they insist, "You will never fit in that again" followed by "I hate you" when I do.

I will listen to Chael talk about anything

i rate you the best mma fighter ever a true warrior of combat sports

Who else did who else did 36 divided by 12 real quick after Chael said nobody knows what that is then listened to continue to say nobody wants to talk numbers off the top with him because he’s so good at numbers

Chael P. Sonnen, numbers guy

Chael your the man!!!!!!!!

Chael, we need more food reviews

When it comes to mathematics, Ol Chael is undefeated and undisputed

2:11 costa’s quarterly testing figures as per USADA testing pool reporting: - Q1: 9 - Q2: 15 - Q3: 9 - Q4: 3 Only bc it’s interesting to see where it spiked.

@KizzyMMA

5 ай бұрын

Those are sample numbers. He had the following Q1= 3 sessions(test dates) giving 9 samples Q2= 5 sessions giving 15 samples Q3= 4 sessions giving 9 samples Q4= 1 session giving 3 samples. He was only tested on 13 different days but 36 samples of blood, urine, dried blood spot etc. were collected during those sessions. Still seems excessive though.

Paulo has an amazing body but can definitely be achieved naturally

@seandavis9320

5 ай бұрын

Rofl

@originaltruths2305

5 ай бұрын

idk about staying that lean all year long tho hes looked like giga chad for 5 years straight

@theultimate1019

5 ай бұрын

@@originaltruths2305he doesnt stay lean when hes not in camp

@fernandomaron87

5 ай бұрын

Achieved naturally if you do bodybuilding everyday, you won't be jacked as that if you're training mma everyday for hours like Costa does.

@MiqueinhaGood2022

5 ай бұрын

It's probably a question of genetics. If he had chosen bodybuilding as a sport, he would be competing for titles with Cbum.

The 'Nobody knows' bit is still making me laugh like an idiot 😂

Did you just say 44,000 Dollars per test? That would be 1,584,000 Dollars for 36 test for one guy this year!! That's Insane!!! You sure it wasn't 440 dollars or even 4,400 dollars? But 44,000 per test does not sound real. I think they should be testing but not like they been doing it. I hope the new testing company does the fighters a little better.

@enriquegabriel7708

5 ай бұрын

Maybe it's 44 dollars.

@joshuachurchwell7323

5 ай бұрын

@enriquegabriel7708 Yeah really. Lol. 44 Grand doesn't sound real to me.

But he perfected The Secret Juice formula so it can't pop after a test

Every point you made I just kept saying wow.

I didn't know whys hes tested so much. Guys a bodybuilder and he fights like one too

I know a lot of people don't like Chaels content. But I personally like to listen to his drawn out rambling while I'm at work or the gym

@8thaccount535

5 ай бұрын

Only morons don't like Chael's content.

Costa vs Cannonier!!!!

Could you imagine getting a 44k test done and only making 10 and 10?

@Abdullah_Hussain326

5 ай бұрын

fighters ain’t pay it for tho so they’re practically laughing at them

@Whogivesadang

5 ай бұрын

@@Abdullah_Hussain326 no I get that, but just knowing that the test is worth more than you are. Sheesh.

@Abdullah_Hussain326

5 ай бұрын

@@Whogivesadang it’s mad how much they spend on one test damn

@Whogivesadang

5 ай бұрын

@@Abdullah_Hussain326 fa sho bro. They need a cheaper system, plus the guys should be able to do some stuff

@shadow_realm47

5 ай бұрын

Usada is kind of a scam. You can get a complete profile done for 1-2k in a first world country and under 200$ 3 times a year in a country like India or china. I bet they outsource but charge the ufc like crazy.

Chael: “I don’t know what 36 / 12 is” Also Chael “I’m very good with numbers” This guy

I wonder how USADA gets paid. Life experience tells me that if they have a set amount that they get paid and each test is hurting their bottom line, they won't be doing ANY excessive testing. That leads to Option B: they get paid per test and that would answer the riddle why would they test a guy 36 times in a year, of which he didnt have a fight. And why they would test a man 27 times in a month after he's out due to injury. When there doesn't seem to be a logical reason behind a decision, you need to follow the money.

Usada at Costas door every other week: WANNANOW

Uriah Hall vs Adesanye!!!! Clash of styles!!

Would be a great way for the UFC to "hide some money" ol Chael. 😂

They just can't crack the secret juice 😂

Did he say $44k per test?! WTF?!

@hasbulla1337

5 ай бұрын

I think he mean 4400$

They really tryna get into that “SECRET JUICE” formula

Secret juice PS: I have a Christmas short story video

I wonder how that USADA lawsuit is going. They really f'd up with the McGregor deal

USADA trying to figure out the Secret Juice recipe 😂

There's a reason why the ufc is leaving usada. It stems from the connor fight. The sport has and will always have steroids and peds everyone takes them at some point. Gsp was big into them and retired because of the testing random and Saud ot was because of people using. When it was he didn't want to get caught. To compete on that level it's obvious they are on it. I'm glad you were always honest about it and they should just be open. Yes it's illegal and can hurt you more than it helps you if you do it wrong but there's alot of money at stake here and it's a long shot gamble. 💯

@leifkemp

5 ай бұрын

Your take on GSP is dead on. 🎯 Everyone seems to forget he disappeared the moment the UFc agreed to partner w USADA. He's a chump for quitting

@rudi5139

5 ай бұрын

@@leifkemp Look at his lean physique right now. He‘s still on the juice

@Day-ZDuke

5 ай бұрын

The reason they are cutting ties with USADA is mostly cause they don’t need them anymore. A big part of getting USADA was “cleaning up the sport” to make UFC more attractive to buyers, corporate sponsors, and ultimately being able to take it public / trade stocks. Now that they have that all sealed up, and the company worth billions, they don’t need the image of USADA anymore. The thing with Conor was just icing on the cake. But the contract was done at the end of this year regardless

“ I don’t want to make a big todo about nothing”

His physique is definitely achievable

@kev30631

5 ай бұрын

With the secret juice

Somebodys cooking the books,,,

Unc Chael undefeated in remaining broadly undefeated by USADA testing

I thought it was random plus before and after a fight. today I learned?

Well hes the intro with his secret sauce recipe of Henry's intro probably make you get it a little

I miss the days when Unc called him “Jiry Prokiev”

Chael you cant be going 3 or 4 days without videos. Your abdadoning your virtual family. I rely on this shit

Jon's toe snapped.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

So that is Chaels send off message to USADA.

He could be natural and Just because training a lot ☝️

I mean.... he walks around with a bottle of "secret juice" saying "fuck oooosada". No. No I'm not surprised. Lol

Hi

They mean random for the fighters not random to them. It just means they don’t give the fighters a heads up before they test to make the chances of them hiding steroids much less.

Secret juice was kicking in

They tried and tried but simply couldn’t get the recipe for that secret juice

Clicked faster than Tito's tap

First rule of Secret Juice Army: Always talk about Secret Juice Army.

Chael was once tested twice on the same day, he did a cycle in between, and still pissed so clear they thought it was Evian water… True story.

I'm 55 now. Weigh exactly what i have for the past 30 yrs. Give or take 5 or 8 lbs.

The secret juice got to him😂

He is the juiciest looking fighter in the ufc and has been accused of using IV's before so I'm not surprised

Costa is the man that has failed fights not pissing contests lol Brazilian SUPER MAN !!!! after hair thing

To be fair we didnt now if the khamzat fight would be happening or not

Now 30 ÷27. Now that takes a calculator

Uncle Chael, your daily dose of entertaining nonsense. PS. A. Not being caught doesn’t mean you didn’t cheat. B. the economics of 40k USD/test don’t work out. C. My weight stayed (roughly) the same for the last 20 years

Usada tests are about $1200 a pop. That's the WHOLE price for one test. If there are 700 fighters on contract that averages out to a little over 8 per fighter per year. So doing over 30 (or twice that in Jiri's case) is just ridiculous. Ppl still thinking Conor is the only reason the ufc is switching to DFS.... lol. No, it's because they are better. In pretty much every way. And maybe they will actually create a damn app for fighters to use for whereabouts reporting. And not do dumb shit like waking up a fighter up at 3 or 4 AM the morning of weigh-ins to ask for a sample.

Ronny Coleman hadn’t used yet when he first competed in the Olympia, there’s no way Chael or anyone would have thought he was natural . Genetic outliers are a thing.

Chael should do a video about the psychology of cheating, trying to get away with it and getting caught. I think it would be fascinating

How is it unrealistic to maintain your weight for 10 years? Been between 175 and 185 the past decade

He was suppose to fight like 8 times this year and had to pull out of all his fights lol

I'm not saying Paulo has never taken anything in his life, but its always possible to look like that if your willing to put in the hard work. Convicts did it Back in the day, they used to get out looking like Lou ferrigno. No meds, all natural.

Costa got tested every 10 days to not fight lol..

I love Chael. Only he can act like he doesn't know there is 56 weeks in a year. So he can spin it to sound like he gets tested basically once a week 😂 pure genius. He is the only man to get himself a fight against JBJ just after getting beat Silva...

@saveit4thefridge

5 ай бұрын

lol, you’re a genius

@gimzoguy5014

5 ай бұрын

There is 52 weeks in a year bud

@RealNinjaWL

5 ай бұрын

@@gimzoguy5014 lol same shit you get the point...

so its official now. paolos testing costs tipped ufcs opinion on usada

Lmao they tryna get Paulos secret formula for the secret juice

He was a body builder, not a weight lifter

I weigh what I weighed in High School at 57. It doesn't make my old ass in shape. I'm still old.

Chael undefeated vs drug tests

Chael back to work today pumping out videos 🎉

Wow its like theyre on supervised probation

USADA gets a better cut than the actual fighters, that's hilarious.

Head of usada something for you Cheal!

Costa champion 2024 secret juice blows up

It's crazy they're testing a retired guy

Tell us another USADA story

paulo is in the ufc?

He's on at least 2-3 compounds and Chael knows i

It sounds like USDA is just running up the bill.

Testing is a waste, period Bring back TRTVitor and chael sustenon

27 times in a month is crazy. They request blood every time as well?