Patrice O'Neal - The Result of Self-Editing
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Patrice O'Neal, Dante Nero, Dru Boogie, Danny, Jess Wood, Yamaneika Saunders and Von Decarlo in studio, taking a call from a wife and husband who serve as a perfect example of the result of self-editing.
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Here’s to all the soldiers out there re-visiting these recordings. Salute and respect to keeping the pimp hand way strong! RIP Patrice.
@redaalalawi
5 жыл бұрын
Kirby Augustine 2019✊🏽
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
5 жыл бұрын
From the cult
@kirbyaugustine761
4 жыл бұрын
2020 anyone??!!
@OBENSquad_21
4 жыл бұрын
Kirby Augustine yes sir 2020
@shane-o-matic
4 жыл бұрын
Had to come back to get a recharge.
he lowkey crying for help and saw the heavens open up on that phone call lmao!
@bigkeith1022
5 жыл бұрын
Right
@beastmasterbg
4 жыл бұрын
ahhaha
@robertchambers369
4 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ArnabAnimeshDas
3 жыл бұрын
I could feel it, but could not have put it in the words in a better manner.
@TheBrian2024
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
This guy has more social knowledge then most guys with psychology degrees.
@ryanlara603
4 жыл бұрын
For real man. I've been listening to his shit the last few days and I've said the word genius at least three times
@lifebydesign9435
4 жыл бұрын
It's life experience I know 21yr old that has more experience than most. It comes down to confidence and a will to learn
@Know26874
4 жыл бұрын
That's because they paid for someone else to think for them
@caesaraortizg539
4 жыл бұрын
its because he goes afer the truth
@fernendo4
4 жыл бұрын
He is a God at it.
The more I listen to Patrice the more I'm upset he's gone
@IJoAnZI
4 жыл бұрын
Just be happy he happened. its real rough tho, keep good care of your body.
@loubloom5671
3 жыл бұрын
YES !!! I know I’d do anything to give em a call for relationship advice RIP KING 😢
@CrunchyNorbert
2 жыл бұрын
the brightest flames burn out first
@JonMcAfee
2 жыл бұрын
about a decade later & it keeps going up
You know what’s painful? You can hear him, you can literally hear him editing himself as he speaks. That’s just wrong,it’s chronic and dear God I’m glad I found this channel. I just need to put what I learn into practice.
@timothyfarrand8407
4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't born with an internal editing system... or a filter. Yes, it does get me in trouble and I don't care
@garrettbaratheon567
4 жыл бұрын
Timothy Farrand No one’s born with it, it’s societal conditioning
"I know our relationship is uh, better than, whatever the hell, uh, you have". "Where's your husband". HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAA
@UkraineJames2000
10 ай бұрын
💀
This guy was screaming for help in code patrice got that quick with all the hint the guy was trowing this is amazing praise Patrice man we lost something special!
My ex could never admit when she's wrong, that's why she's my ex.
@magnetofreud32none79
5 жыл бұрын
Women Cant admit when they're wrong! You're spot on..they use emotions and jedi mind tricks to make u seem like an asshole for pointing out they're wrong.
@WassupDen
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah move on and be great
@bigkeith1022
5 жыл бұрын
There isn't a woman in this world that doesnt have an issue admitting when they're wrong. Thats why arguing with them is a waste of time.
@Sam-um9nu
5 жыл бұрын
that just means youre not a good teachef
@BD-in9ln
4 жыл бұрын
@@magnetofreud32none79 bbrroooooo!!!! RIGHT LOL???#notfunny
Asking a man about his marriage in front of his wife is like asking a drug dealer to confess in the courtroom, on the day of the trial. Shit's gonna be uncomfortable.
@kirbyaugustine761
5 жыл бұрын
Uday Thambimuthu Uncomfortable for who?
@udaythambimuthu3176
5 жыл бұрын
@@kirbyaugustine761 Everyone.
@ravsingh1576
4 жыл бұрын
😁
@oslonorway547
4 жыл бұрын
Stealing this!
@nate4keys
3 жыл бұрын
She needs to feel uncomfortable so she can see how much of a bitch she is
She told me how she felt as soon as she got on the phone, you haven't told me shit in 10 minutes"
You why she doesn’t have a lot of friends?? Cuz she ain’t friendly!!!! Amen brother!
Alot of husband's are in that guys position. Their wife will eventually divorce them or they'll die early from health complications from depression and stress. Your body can't handle years of that
@RedDynamite
5 жыл бұрын
Health is more important than money and you can still be happy as a poor man.
@beastmasterbg
4 жыл бұрын
its so fucked up that guys cant be comfortable doing what we want
@dornelli1
4 жыл бұрын
thats what happened to me while married in the USA, now im in Brazil, on my own, and mostly happy, buy way healthier, thats for sure
@red-eyedluffy2325
4 жыл бұрын
@J thats the main difference between man and woman. i van always make more money, half these married bitches wouldnt knos where to start from scratch
@ramongalbert547
4 жыл бұрын
This is true....I was depressed for years until I wasn't.....Thank God I got my life back......
Every man should go on a journey of self discovery with Patrice as the Sage who guides you to success. His recordings will resonate forever. RIP Legend
@corncobjohnsonreal
Жыл бұрын
I mean look he's right about a lot of sh♥️t but he's also a jerk and wrong about a lot too lol. Like I love him he's the goat but I don't want him to be a martyr cuz then you get little andrew tates running around like they just take things way too far because every follower of any type does lol
I’m still here 2021, I’m 21 and I am soooo happy that I found Patrice clips when I was 18, I don’t have problems with women (because at the end of the day my peace comes first, with or without them)
You can literally hear it in his tone of voice he's just beat and given into his wife's demands in order to not hear her nag all day long lol The type of dude to think that woman complaining, nagging, and fighting everyday is normal. Guys never sacrifice your happiness.
@tehfuqizg0inon588
Жыл бұрын
Everytime he was about to go in the husband would try to cut in. Why did he even call at all? Patrice is right 10 mins to tell him nothing
This guy was emotionally abused. Lol
@Lugogyms
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pmaii7707
5 жыл бұрын
You learn from pain
@robertchambers369
4 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@jacekmagnacki2805
Жыл бұрын
lol
"I, I, I, I, I, I... can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can, can you hear me? ... what, what, what, what... we, we, we, we, we" jesus christ, spit it out. No wonder they've been together for 10 years, it probably takes them a month to have a conversation.
@matturner6890
3 жыл бұрын
It's all the self-editing and constantly worryin about the 'right thing to say'. It fucks with your head that badly!
@truestdude
3 жыл бұрын
@@matturner6890 facts!! That why u gotta be up front @ ALL times
@matturner6890
3 жыл бұрын
@@truestdude I agree completely. I've been in that guys shoes before, and every step I took towards mental freedom was scary and difficult but made me better every time, and more attractive to women I want to be around. And fuck whoever thinks that's a flex, it's just a result of accepting some actual wisdom without worrying about the minute socio-political implications of it. Being a nice guy was easy, but it wasn't fun and got me nowhere.
@truestdude
3 жыл бұрын
@@matturner6890 I don't think being a "nice guy" is the problem per say. I mean u can be a nice guy & still have a backbone. U learn early in life not 2 allow ppl 2 take ur kindness for a weakness. I always tell women I'm a nice guy. But the moment u get on sum bullshit well THIS nice guy will nicely & politely tell u 2 kick rocks. Str8 like that..
Patrice is the living embodiment of wisdom not coming from degrees, RIP Patrice!
I want to absorb the wisdom, but I can't handle hearing this many people spouting opinions at the same time. It's 20% Patrice's wisdom and 80% people saying "wait wait wait let me finish... wait wait... let me finish let me finish".
Listening to that battered husband is probably the most effective redpill I've ever heard.
The husband sounds like William H Macy, you’re darn tootin’!
@richardjamesclemo6235
5 жыл бұрын
Ernesto Castro That is the image i had in my head
@mixerD1-
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking Tim Robbins...
@MikeBrownLegend
5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like McFly in the 1950s
@supersupremeg
4 жыл бұрын
@@MikeBrownLegend exactly...Young McFreakingFly all the way!lol😂.
Battered husband lol
@trentirvin2008
5 жыл бұрын
Emil Smith you can hear it in his voice
Oh god, the husband can't talk for shit, wait wait wait wait wait wait, hear what I have to say wait wait wait wait
@kanemura93
4 жыл бұрын
He hisses a lot with his S:es and I think he's drunk
Hear how much fun Patrice had while doing this show. After 100 episodes he would've become king of podcasts.
@AustinNovel
2 жыл бұрын
Redpill Tim Dillon type of lane. Fr it would be top 10… he missed the wave man. Breaks my heart
@tehfuqizg0inon588
Жыл бұрын
No doubt
You can agree on a lot things...the sky is blue, the ocean is deep, rents too high. Big deal. It's what you disagree about and how you handle that, that defines the relationship. I don't like your friends (do you keep them or drop them?), I don't like you playing poker on Wednesday (do you stop or keep playing?), I want to buy shit we can't afford (put it on the credit card, or don't buy them?). Or my personal favorite, you spend to much time at work (work less, make less, blow the promotion, or say STFU?) So many things are easy to agree upon, but when it comes to the real things that affect your life, don't give them up or edit them out...you will be miserable in the end.
@tevans596
5 жыл бұрын
That statement should be in a manual for relationships.
@ricardoangel9440
5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@jabrilc7532
5 жыл бұрын
,
@BD-in9ln
4 жыл бұрын
@jamie t YOOOOO!!!! PREEEAAACCCHHHH!!!!
@beastmasterbg
4 жыл бұрын
hes just like a sad puppy thats put down. He doesnt take what he wants or wants to have he lets his wife say he cant have any. Thats crushing
That phone call was a cry for help.
You can see Patrice trying something here, and kept getting interrupted by this circus he put together and losing the moment. I firmly believe that Patrice could have helped this battered husband find his balls again.
@taloutezero
2 жыл бұрын
Dante was trying to make the caller hulk out while Patrice was trying to do the equivalent of that Drake meme where he is showing the guy how to do something on the laptop.
@panama2468
22 күн бұрын
@@taloutezero Drake with lil yachty 😂
I wish Dante wouldn't interrupt so often in order to make Patrice's points...its so annoying.
here for my monthly listen. RIP Patrice
Definitely putting this in my faves. I had one of those painful laughs. The last minute of this floored me.
The caller sounds like George McFly
@joeybrazil2024
3 жыл бұрын
Totally lol
@zacks346
3 жыл бұрын
Wow spot on
Omg in 2020 just discovering this radio stuff from Patrice. Love it!!!
This made my head hurt, just the talking over.
My god the thought of living like that dude haunts me and inspires me to never be a bitch with women, jesus christ
"I'M TALKING TO YOUR WIFE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@truestdude
3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😂
I was wondering why the thumbnail was William h Macy lol
This is one of my most favorite videos of the black phillip show, a lot of truth being said here with crazy good examples, Patrice and Dante could dissect what was going on in the relationship through a fucking phone call, talk about reading human behavior! Patrice really was and still is remembered as one of a kind, a legitimate rare breed, his brain was different i swear, such a charismatic dude
The caller speaks with the same tone and sense of hope as Ash's friend in the first Evil Dead movie when he goes "There's a path!... But the trees... The trees Ash...they know!!!"
Shout out to Von For being a ride or die for real 🙏🙏🙌🙌💪💪💪
Patrice nailed this topic
@chazg8489
5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
Poor husband..
The way of the Superior Man
The best and most philosophical episode of Black Phillip... This part deals with the modern social contract between men and women: the man is obligated to perform his former duties under the previous social contract, whereas the woman does what she desires to do. And the more and more the guy buys into the contract the less respect the woman has for him, because she knows no matter how miserable he is, he's going to stay with her.
"He's tryna get medicine for his wife on the sly." 😂
2021 and I'll be here again.
Greatest radio call ever!
"Oooh no, no, no, buddy!"
This guy reminds me why I am not married.
peace and love brothers, were all scholers of black Philip! i come back to these videos every so often, never had a great father figure.
8:54 Dante was spot on!
I'm on the floor laughing so hard, RIP Patrice !!
Patrice O'Neal should be a curriculum. MANDATORY.
Dante lowkey hitting on Patrices girl.
@truestdude
2 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Courtemanche not @ all..
I lost it when he started calling her "man insults" lmaoo
Haha love the William H Macy thumbnail, dude totally sounds like him
Yeah Dante was pretty annoying here
this was awesome radio!
Dante is so underrated They are in sync
@rocklee33221
Жыл бұрын
Facts perfect cohost for this type of show love them both lol he said that dudes wife gonna beat him with a cookie sheet 😂
"Wait a minute, I'm talking to your wife!" The man was a whole God.
Yah, Wade, It's Jerry, I... Yah, Wade, it's, I, it's Jerry... I don't know what to do it's Jean. I don't know what to do it's my wife. I don't know what to do it's Jean. Wade, it's Jerry, I... Wade, it's Jerry! We gotta talk! Oh, geez, it's terrible...
@colbyseas
6 жыл бұрын
dorpth You still want that TruCoat?
@dorpth
6 жыл бұрын
Patrice! I'm cooperating here!
@TheGiantMidget
2 жыл бұрын
You're darn tootin'
i relate to his passion/anger so much. so aware of himself in that manner.
The husband is probably dead now.
Homeboy sounds like George McFly lmaooo
@caesaraortizg539
4 жыл бұрын
he fckn does!
This is gold Jerry, Gold!
We need patrice back more than ever
This is excruciating to listen to
Im so sure Jenn was the first one to dislike the video 😆
Almost all women don't have friends like men can be friends.
Freakin awesome.
Angry Patrice: “HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE, I’M TALKING TO YOUR WIFE”!
@busy2012
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Lauren... you are my density!
2021 baby!!
The last minute 😂😂😂. Jen was probably fuckin livid.
Amazing
CLASSIC!!!!
been there, i remember going to bat for my ex so much even though i didnt really believe what i was saying
It takes a "strong" woman to admit you're wrong...
Dante tries too hard, that's why his show isn't doing good.. Patrice had a way of relaying his message to the regular guy, while Dante comes across pretentious- he may have good advice, but it just comes out forced.
@kirbyaugustine761
5 жыл бұрын
EBK Wave I feel that. Dante seems like he wants “hero worship” and Patrice didn’t care about that. I try to listen to Beige Phillip but Dante spends most of the show bragging about how great his is. Patrice was loved and admired organically.
@psychobillynumbnuts1
3 жыл бұрын
He is Patrice's parrot. Just repeating what his masters says in a annoying high pitch voice.
@rutgerhauser2377
2 жыл бұрын
@@psychobillynumbnuts1 He didn't have to work as hard too. He was a fit, male stripper. That's second to being a chick in having genitalia thrown your way.
@Legitimatekid
2 жыл бұрын
@@psychobillynumbnuts1 honestly, he was annoying the fuck out of me, cutting Patrice off just to say what Patrice was already halfway through saying.
OMG...the darts people throw pass right through this man. It can't be considered bulletproof, because that implies something was hit...
Made my day
Damn that thumbnail was accurate af lol
1st what was the Dante situation earlier? 2nd he has to go along with her because she can threaten divorce and get everything. He doesn't have the those options.
@comedycrackhead5577
6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Davis The Dante situation is in a video called, "Patrice O'Neal - I Created A Monster."
@jeeed6390
6 жыл бұрын
Great, thanks. And thanks for posting this stuff.
@comedycrackhead5577
6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Davis no problem!
Brilliant thumbnail
Flawless Victory
This is crazy
Good Lord, his voice. Patrice patrice patrice patrice.... wait wait wait wait wait...
Sneak medicine for his wife lol I'M TALKING TO YOUR WIFE!! 😅😅😅
This is so funny almost hurts lol
Wow....
6 months free from my last relationship. 👍
@arananime3156
3 жыл бұрын
Nice bro
Damm what perspective for real results
2020!!!
He tried to weasel strike a balance and Patrice corrected him.
Dante is just as annoying as the caller's wife.
That bloke tried to put on a brave persona, but you could hear the thud of her thumb hit is head when he spoke!!
thumbnail is hysterical
R.I.P Big P!
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 CLASSIC!!!!!!
This can't be real. Husband guy sounds like he's playing a character... or has severe brain damage.
@truestdude
3 жыл бұрын
@el. vicci facts. He's terrified of that bitch. "She's SO STRONG!!" 😅😅😂
@psychobillynumbnuts1
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. He sounds like your typical suburban white husband.
@sguraya7223
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, men like this exist, it's sad
absolutely all women never accept that they are wrong and do not apologize NEVER.
@Eezbeats
4 жыл бұрын
I just had a chick apologize to me about her attitude and i just dont know man, that shit's strange 😂
@blaze1417
3 жыл бұрын
@@Eezbeats me too jaja but she shaid It indirectly "maybe i..." Bitch.. and for hurt her more in his ego i responded "it's gone, you were APOLOGYZED" and never talked more jaja