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@louisernesto5886

2 жыл бұрын

InstaBlaster.

@MisterSingh.

7 ай бұрын

Why does Jim lie so much?

How ahead of his time was Patrice? My God he would have been HUGE right now. Damn!

@treshampton9822

Жыл бұрын

You ain’t fucking kidding man! I miss this man so much. I listen to old Opie and Anthony in 2006 with Patrice. It’s all comedy gold

@sabbracadabra8367

11 ай бұрын

He was awesome

@ohnoitschris

6 ай бұрын

You know they'd do all they could to shut his ass down if he were still going today lol

@milkDidMybodyGood361

5 ай бұрын

This man called the jews The Cartel lol!

@ronaldcatullus

2 ай бұрын

He was funny in this one but ahead of his time is a bit much

It all went down for Sheen when he went on Letterman and said the WTC 7 collapse seemed a little suspect. That was it for him.

"black people love ringtones" 😂

@lifesagameandaryanswonthec2261

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, like small children they're drawn to simple beats.

@tre5713

Жыл бұрын

@The Nfl is NOTHING without Tom Brady! !!! our “simple beats” birthed rock n roll

@christiancampbell3430

Жыл бұрын

@@tre5713 And our complex beats took it to levels you could never reach.

@tre5713

Жыл бұрын

@@christiancampbell3430 y’all had a good run and eventually killed it. Rock is dead, hip hop runs the world.

@christiancampbell3430

Жыл бұрын

@@tre5713 You mean that thing that primarily consists of simple beats and rhymes?

Patrice was very knowledgeable on pop culture. This is why he was such a great observational comedian.

@jimmyrustler8983

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when he'd riff with Jim or Ant about old & obscure movies and TV shows. Or always had a much funnier take on something by sitting back and thinking about it.

@elias197859

2 жыл бұрын

You're very knowledgeable on Patrice O'Neal. That's why you are such a great listener :)

@MrEvanNoyes

2 жыл бұрын

And white culture. Hearing him know about all of our shit was awesome

@erickdraws9563

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmyrustler8983 i especially love his knowledge of bad funny movies, kasey fucking raybak? lmao if you know you know

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

@@erickdraws9563 "I'M CASTOR TROOOYYYY!"

The magic of this epic show was the absolute synchronization between Jimmy & Ant…..the Independence Day rant was mirrored perfectly….and when the legend Patrice said “ I will see you guys later”(sorry I teared up just now) ….and Jimmy & Ant shouted “NO!” on the exact millisecond with the exact exclamation was pure honesty and heartfelt ……they should never fear death…. Because death doesn’t exist…….and when those two pass, God I hope it’s after me, they will have Patrice waiting for them on the other side! ………..” hey! Isn’t this better ! “…………. We are ONE

Patrice called it, Vivica became a nurse in the independence day sequel

@AdamThoba2

3 жыл бұрын

grade "A" stripper to nurse, bec that happens in real life. Not. Only in HOllywood

@jimmyrustler8983

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdamThoba2 I know, right? Going from having dudes throwing dollar bills at you, to long hours and shitty pay.

@russlasky6162

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyrustler8983 stripper gets knocked up then gets respectable job when the kids gets older. Sounds about right actually. Most nurses are wild dude.

@jimmyrustler8983

2 жыл бұрын

@@russlasky6162 I used to work in a hospital, I know exactly what you mean. Especially the ugly ones....

@kujoqtaro7264

10 ай бұрын

@@AdamThoba2it does happen, there are tons of nurses with an onlyfans

Heebie Kikeberger is the greatest line

4 dudes sitting around talking about real things and are hilarious. So rare nowadays

may as well be a NOPIE EDITION

The clip they talk about with the 1950s “spaceship” is on a bass and drum cd from the 90s AK1200 lock and roll

Gregg incessantly bringing up Patrice's Chinese restaurant bit EVERY SINGLE TIME he's in the studio is fucking enraging.

@oWR3CKL3Zzo

2 жыл бұрын

DO THE BIT, I LOVE THAT BIT, THE BIT ABOUT THE ASAIN, THE ASIAN BIT... BIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

@AS-yo2xz

2 жыл бұрын

So what

"Arr we shhquare??!!!".... Steve Buscemi in Fargo....anthony doing that kills me.

ahhh was away from my computer so I was listening to Patrice on my phone. Sat back down and just hit resume on the Patrice vid I was listening to here lol

Jimmy is ON FIRE HERE! Holy Shit! Sports Jimmy is hilarious!

1:00:06 that Italian accent is hilarious!!!!!!

I had a Torch for awhile and it was a cool phone bc it had a touch screen and a physical keyboard...but my screen kept messing up and it would've been insanely expensive to have gotten it fixed so I ended up downgrading to basically a burner phone lol It was kinda fun to have a shitty little burner while everyone else complained about their new phone's battery or their cracked screen.

@YourPalHDee

7 ай бұрын

Man, those were the best phones. Touchscreen + keyboard. That Dell Venue Pro would've been the best phone ever if it ran on anything other than Windows Phone 7OS.

1:20:00 SPORTS JIMMY!!!

47:38 Patrice talking about will smith smacking someone in a movie , reminds me of will smith and Chris rock today

@1x0x

2 жыл бұрын

no way in hell it wasnt planned

43:40 Ming dynasty villain 🤣 lmao

I’m just sorry that Patrice died before the Will Smith meltdown. Boy would he have some insight on that 😅 Will is the poster boy for a sold out celebrity who now OWES big and has to just sit and take it like a bitch

'Sports Jimmy' might be his best character. It's a one note character but hilarious bit.

@roryjohnston6567

Жыл бұрын

Regular joe i cant get enough of lol, relatively obscure but living in jersey i meet about 30 regular joes a day

Wow. 36 minute mark, they start going on a rant about a specific topic (tech support phone expecting you to tear out everything to check a serial number), and at 36:36 Opie blurts out a total non-sequitur that brings everything to a crashing halt. It's practically Chip Chipperson level of halting mood ruiner.

@mikeisapro

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@elias197859

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao holy shit that was psychotic

@mikehink4062

2 жыл бұрын

I went to comment on this specifically and saw yours before I started being a repetitive Betty

@ARUCARDFTEPES

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikehink4062 There's a tree on my house! As much shit that they gave Scott for that line, it was at least about the story they were discussing. But same interjerkting situation.

44 minutes in Patrice says, “All this Libyaness, Egyptianess; its coming here, they gonna get us, they gonna fucking get us!”, fucking brother was a prophet!

Patrice looks like Barrington Levy's chubby stand in.

Download these episodes. They're starting to remove patrice videos from youtube.

@AndySalinger33

2 жыл бұрын

Just like they removed him from the world. 🎯

W

This is before the galaxy old school funny

F*** this is good…….we need Patrice today so fu****g badly! RIP! It sucks he is gone! You know he laughing at todays goofy ass clown world! …….

HELLO O'NEAL

My god… I’ve heard this before but the last minute & a half of this video made me so sad 😞 Patrice saying “I’ll miss you guys…” for fucks sake.

This one of the best episodes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 Sports Jimmy is better than Stephen A.

@shammy8703

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a black guy?

@lifesagameandaryanswonthec2261

2 жыл бұрын

@@shammy8703 Let's hope not... For everybody's sake.

41:22

Lol shouts out to the 318 Shreveport, La that’s us

Damn that android observation so real

1:19:00 best bit

1:01:42 I loved independence day until I heard this... 🤣🤣🤣 Some films really don't age well.

“Untouchable” reference to Patrice’s toes.

2 and a Half Men with Charlie is the goat sitcom. He looked and sounded like shit that last season tho. Agree with Jimmy in this one. Damn shame that show ended

@ethanbill9224

2 жыл бұрын

that shows was gay and so are you

@t_papi

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahh, damn drugs.

28:00

@lam1045

2 жыл бұрын

29:40

@lam1045

2 жыл бұрын

5:30

why didn’t they say SNL for Chuck Lorre’s shows or is that just a given

Am I the only one who doesn’t notice half the shit about Opie that drives people nuts? I’ve listened to tons of these videos for the past couple months and he’s not nearly as funny as Anthony but I feel he fits in fine with the group.

@the_prophecyyy

Жыл бұрын

It’s just the internet hive-mind.

@dumbass3843

3 ай бұрын

Most of the time its the " HOLD ON HOLD ON " that pisses me off and his rants against howard amd other radio show that he calls hacks, usisng that as an excuse to imitate their whatever skit other radio do, supposedly to show how bad it is when he is infact just burning through airtime. But cut you gotta cut the guys some slack. Being entertaining 4 hours a day 5 days a week, requires some god given talent

Part of me feels like Patrice would deep down like trumps presidency

@kylemcgill2966

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Seems like comedians secretly like him.

@handsomeX

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylemcgill2966 He actually named a few guys that he would like to see in politics. He named Carlin, Chapelle, and a few other names along with Trump. It's killing me that I forget where I heard him say this.

@arkyandy9612

2 жыл бұрын

All comics did. endless material.

@malikjohnston3883

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylemcgill2966 i can see him calling Trump the "Great White Hope" like Jesse Lee Peterson

@Huntersmokescrack

2 жыл бұрын

@@malikjohnston3883 Patrice would call Trump the N word. Like he did everyone else lol

Talmbout Brendan Schaub I'm your hucklebee b

1:10:35

It took me 2 hours to shit out a huge mango sized shit that looked like that fantastic 4 character today im bleeding This helped though

Anthony rants and rages about minorities getting a break while he gets discounts and favors while he's a millionaire. Well, used to be a millionaire.

Patrice is my favorite comedian but it's painful listening to him talk sports especially LeBron he couldn't have been more wrong

@will3kgt

5 ай бұрын

Didn't the Heat lose to the Mavs that year?

Is this why Patrice died?

There’s really was something dangerously wrong with these men 😑

20:00 patrice on why i can’t stand cell phones these days. Too much going on. Too many apps, too much forced-integration.

He should have just quit because of his health.

Damn Jim was such a shill it's so hard to listen to at this point.

Opie is the WORST

Norton...coward gatekeeper...Patrice knew what was up...and died for it

@renemahound2706

5 жыл бұрын

@Vino Mr. Smith is a conspiracy nut. Don't engage with him. It's all Deep State this, Illuminati that, Elders of Zion the other and so on and so on from there. A "gatekeeper" is someone who acts publicly to suppress, they claim, knowledge of these conspiracies. Thing is, literally *everything* is a conspiracy of some kind to these people no matter how trivial. Someone used the last of the T.P.? CONSPIRACY!! The Deep State stole it for Hillary TO WIPE HER HIENEY!!!!

@MyHelpWanted

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@jayst9270

2 жыл бұрын

@2007 Suzuki Cultus VXR EFi And anyone who even SUGGESTS such a thing should be publicly ridiculed and made to seem insane immediately… Every time

@Freud_Mayweather

Жыл бұрын

I'd like the full explanation

These idiots talking tech always makes me laugh

Most of Jimmy's takes have aged very poorly

God I can’t stand norton

@indigosunset70

2 жыл бұрын

IKR

@Freud_Mayweather

Жыл бұрын

He sucked weiners when he was younger

I loved Patrice but sometimes he could be so wrong that what he's saying is actually the exact opposite of what I believe. I want to basically be the exact opposite of Charlie Sheen and maybe if Patrice had worried more about his own problems AKA diabetes he would still be alive even though Charlie Sheen is still alive with AIDS that he finally came out and admitted he had and that's why he was going so crazy at that time. A guy with AIDS is literally living longer than Patrice

Once you listen to enough of Patrice you realize why even his best friends like Kevin Hart turned their back on him... Himself of anything if he has a long enough time to talk...and talk. And talk. And talk.

Too bad Nopie and Norton ruined the flow, like always. Two eternal hacks. Painful.

18:45 oh my god😂 Jim went on a little run there😂😂🤣

30:02