Everyone deserves to hear the beautiful person that Patrice was :)

@TheGoonSquadd

7 жыл бұрын

Weston4020 you sir are a holy man for these

@TheFaithfulAtheist

6 жыл бұрын

And you deserve a medal for helping preserve his work and making it available.

@AHighlander

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers for sharing pal. Big fan fae Scotland.

@TheOregonducksbaby1

4 жыл бұрын

Thank u sir 🙏🏼

@kylemcgill2966

3 жыл бұрын

Found these gems very late. I've been a Patrice fan since early 2000s. I turn everyone on to him. No one is ever disappointed. He is Top 3 D.O.A period.

"You look like an unwrapped mummy." Patrice was just awesome. There is no replacing him.

@LiberalsArePoop

9 жыл бұрын

***** I was more upset about Patrice's passing than I was over some of my own family members. It was such a profound loss.

@LiberalsArePoop

9 жыл бұрын

***** He really was an amazing guy... and so goddamn funny.

@Malsolo

8 жыл бұрын

Bahaha I was just gonna write the same thing.

@chriswhiteiii

5 жыл бұрын

1:14:42

@nicolasmejia7895

3 жыл бұрын

He said Phil I wanna see your poker face. 29..

Hearing it said as rock scissors paper instead of rock paper scissors is throwing me out of my zone lol

@BabyBodyBabyHead

2 жыл бұрын

In Australia is paper scissors rock

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Жыл бұрын

Rock Paper Scissors the official way to say it other than “Ro Sham Bo”

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Жыл бұрын

Paper Rock Scissors is in alphabetical order at least.

@_..-.._..-.._

6 ай бұрын

Maybe Phil kept saying that to throw off Ant or mentally program him.

Patrice would hate all of us tbh 😂

@LRrealest

Жыл бұрын

👍🏾

@carloscjr23

11 ай бұрын

*"You make me sick!"* I can completely hear him say that to the whole lot 😂

@jayjee1612

9 ай бұрын

Bunch of sissies

@huhwhat6887

8 ай бұрын

Most people do I really think it’s a natural human feeling probably more on male than females. People that are people person are usually seeking the approval of others or the satisfaction of knowing a lot of people

28:30 “you look like a melted Barbie doll” lmao

@KerkinWayno

4 жыл бұрын

Bobby lost his shyt

'Is it possible to do Face ups?' I let out a patrice type laughter. JC

"Ugh.." LMAO 1:14:15 "You look like an unwrapped mummy!" LMAO 1:14:40

@KerkinWayno

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony was dying in the back !!

@drewinsur7321

2 жыл бұрын

that was a great natural 'ugh' you can feel norton's gut

two tickets to Patrice, earth wind and fire, and little brother.

@11thWoods

7 жыл бұрын

Can't lie I probably would have liked the movie better if I was from that era, but Anthony has that voice down! Lol

You look like a melted barbie doll lmao

Sandy trying to go toe to toe with Patrice in funny is like Danny DeVito challenging 90's Jordan to 1 on 1

Patrice's laugh makes me laugh so hard

@AHighlander

4 жыл бұрын

Most infectious laugh ever.

@kevinjohnson7300

Жыл бұрын

​@highlandritz Patrice got that "Ohhh Lawdy Laugh"

29:55 another great laugh from Patrice. RIP.

30:00 Patrice gets shot out of a cannon whilst laughing

@muffinman2946

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs like a comic book character.

@db7332

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, lmfao, perfect visual! Especially the fly by "wooOOoo"!

@RameenGasery

Жыл бұрын

Yooooo lmaooooo miss that dude

@ericschaffer7588

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Hilarious if you imagine it

1:14:43 "You look like an unwrapped mummy" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@KerkinWayno

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony was crying in the back

Opie "I'm not getting married" so much for that one

@JakeMelvin

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Deeznuts he was just negotiating his contract like he would with Sirius

Just watched fast times again this weekend. Damone is the best part of the entire film.

@BabyBodyBabyHead

2 жыл бұрын

Better than topless Phoebe Cates?

Bobby Kelly is a natural at dealing with crazy people, the second -Sandy Kane- Lady Di was asking him about his marital/relationship status, he calmly steered her away from himself. Genius.

@HittokiriBatosai

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@vincekohr2825

Жыл бұрын

​@@HittokiriBatosai 1:49

The way Patrice was genuinely rooting for Ant to win in Rock, Paper, Scissors was everything you needed to know about their relationship. Counter to everything certain people would have you believe today.

@jordanrandolph8294

Жыл бұрын

They weren't even really friends at this point, but they were years later. I mean, patrice mixed up Opie and Ant's multiple times during this period. Patrice was just rooting for Ant because he was the underdog.

@blahblahblahbloohblah

5 ай бұрын

They were friends, but Patrice knew Ant was ignorant AF in racial conversations. But Patrice was ignorant AF in how he would just believe in conspiracies randomly, like that folding money thing.

That happy fat black man laugh, lol. Can't beat it

@adamburke8298

6 жыл бұрын

Kaymo Johnson literally fills me with joy like a normal person gets joy out of puppies n regular stuff

@jonsamuels9245

3 жыл бұрын

Like music 2 my ears

We need a compilation of patrice advice, just hours and hours of advice. Rip king, you hated my kind (arabs) but i still love ya

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

Sup mad and stinky as patrice would say, just look up "patrice oneal advices" if you haven't yet. There is a few channels dedicated only for pratice advices on life and human relations specially with women ex: virgOyodA, cultofblackphillip, time killing fuel Good luck soldier!

@CSIGrissom

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called the Black Philip Show

@verynice126

3 жыл бұрын

Listen to him on O and A show. And watch tough crowd.

@toh6261

3 жыл бұрын

Ibble Dabble...

@TurdFerguson0528

Жыл бұрын

​@@CSIGrissom fucking yes. Audio genius.

I really don’t miss when poker was all you ever heard about or saw on tv for like 5 years. Like 2001-2006 it was “Texas Hold’Em” 24/7 on USA Network and other trash channels. It was such a big deal, yuck.

Thanx manye!!!!

10:30the Poker/Poke her line by Patrice cracked me up like 20 seconds after :D

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao cracked me up 5 years later because i read your comment lol non native speaker here, that shit got me howling

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

4:45 "is it possible to do face ups?" lmao, just recaped that one!

thelma and louise after they drove off the cliff. lmfao

Twato omg rofl dying best Total Recall reference ever

The second most unknown before the guy who tried to sleep with Jennifer Jason-Leigh 😂😂

Oh my god, Patrice called Sandy Kane a "melted Barbie doll" 😂

25:35 Blue Bunny Sandy Kane 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“It burns, bitch! I lost!” 😂😂

Erock Paper Scissors

28:26. “Hey Sandy, you look beautiful. You look like a melted Barbie doll.” 😂

I'm gonna spread the word!

Phil Gordons Little Green Book was a good read

The whole time I was thinking he was phill Ivey.

FWIW, Lucky Louie was a really good show.

0:34 Marion looking at Lady Di “Hire her to be an intern” Little did they know years later....

26:39 "He brought his own mic." - Bobby, in re: the Blue Bunny's dong

Patrice still gunnin for Sandy from the episode before 😂

53:32 the Fast Times lmao.

Curiosity killed the cat on that twatto thing.....

It’s rock, paper, scissors !!! Goddamnit

Air Date: October 4, 2005

That poker player sound like Harold Ramis.

28:24 😂😂

29:55 hahahahaha

Could anyone tell me the song @37 minutes when they come back from break??

@LiberalsArePoop

9 жыл бұрын

mckdar01 It's "Never There" by Cake.

@mckdar01

9 жыл бұрын

legend

Unrapped mummy... joke of the century

This is a slice of fucking historical gold. The glory days that sucked me in. Thanks, dude.

Let’s be honest...Ant was the better of the 2 and got the better of the 2 gifts

I'd like to hear the whole episode, anybody know when this aired?

@rusemode

Ай бұрын

Oct 4 2005

Kashmir was on Physical Graffiti

"finally under" 155lb? The healthy weight for a 5'2" woman is 118....

"Is it possible to do face ups?"

Can a Patrice fan help me?? The first one of these with Patrice I listened to was a few years ago and there was a “bit” (fuckin opie) where they brought up an old picture of Ant and Patrice roasted him and called him “just a fuckin piece of gunk.” It was just a quick part. I’ve never been able to find it since. If someone happens to know that one you’d save my life....

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

Oh i remember that episode! I was howling, dont remember which appearance tho. But i think the vid "roasting antonys hair patrice oneal" you could find it

@andrewmyles4712

3 жыл бұрын

@@drewinsur7321 I found a few months back actually. It’s the ‘Nigga-lend’ episode right around the 1 hour mark. Thank you for the response tho man! RIP Patrice

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewmyles4712 oooh yes! i bumped into that one 2 months ago again too, niggalene is in my top 15 appearances, such a great episode.

@countof3everybodyOD

2 жыл бұрын

@@drewinsur7321 kings, I’m trying to find the one where Patreeky is trying to lift the guy’s spirits because they think they’re about to be fired I think Ant and Patrice go at it over home invasion and gun ownership and stuff

@yupperz8693

2 жыл бұрын

@@countof3everybodyOD look up opie and Anthony McDonald's firing. Thats the one where they make some old guy believe hes getting fired and Patrice "tries" to be nice

What’s the song at 37:08?

@DHodges187

5 жыл бұрын

sounds like a CAKE song but dont recall which one.

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@DHodges187 "Never There" by Cake, copied from a previews reply.

When you hear these ladies chirping i can picture the real Pdiddy sitting and waiting

1:13:55 😂😂😂😂

But he plays Kashmir and the date goes badly so it still works, if it was IV shit would have got real

4:45 28:25

Really rich poker player... home 1 week every month... time to get out the balaclava

It is so funny ope loves U2.

Her husband don't play "poke-her" 💀

bunny*

0:30

Ugghhh sandy kane makea me want to change the channel. Just that voice. She sounds like a if cheese grater grater could talk to you.

Lmafo

1:10:00

What's your favorite position. None of your business. How do you do that?

The lady at first sounds like she is eating while talking and just can't finish the bite she took before the show started so she talked w that bite in the whole time

Never throw Rock. You will sooooooooo lose.

Wow the beginning is atrocious

Why is rich Voss now rich McFarlane? #Richz✨

@krayzeejojo

6 жыл бұрын

It’s a running joke, where Rich is seen as being too stupid to maintain the upper hand in his relationships (which is why he’s on his second marriage, while Patrice never had to have a first).

These dudes really robbed Patrice, Dopey read internet feed back i would split some of that money so i can sleep at night knowing i am fourth option. Ant and Patrice made this show with Jim and the guests

33:40

Phil name dropping all the scumbags from the poker world @ 35:00

Lady Di sounds like she’s got a ham in her throat

911

@PlayNiceFolks

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to meet you

I love when people try 2 make it serious instead of calling it Rock, paper, scissors. They call it Rock, scissors, Paper. Like STFU! It's a Kid's game.

Id put my money on my man Rogan. And i would pay like $100 out of my chump pocket to see that fight! imagine a new fight scene of personalities!! lol whats your Rogan v Snipes?

@TheGoonSquadd

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Milosev the fuck are you even talking about

@jadennova

5 жыл бұрын

Rogan's 5'3'' & a Mongoloid.

i feel like the shows without jim norton are funnier

@Fudge_Fantasy

3 жыл бұрын

You're high. The ones without Opie are funnier. Jim is funny

@JuggyBohab

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fudge_Fantasy this isn't about opie though...and jim is funny. but the patrice shows without jim are funnier. it feels like jim tries to hard to outfunny patrice which frankly is impossible for him.

@MrTwon1610

2 жыл бұрын

@@JuggyBohab 100% funnier without Norton. The humour isn't forced and if they bomb, they bomb and don't do a 5min bit highlighting who unfunny it was

Yeah...they lose me when they invite somebody on just to shit on him. Mike Damone knows he didn't make it big, so why goof on him, especially when none of these guys could handle the truth microscope turned back on them. I love Patrice...but what if somebody said "so you only do stand up because TV/movies don't want you...I mean that other fat black dude from The Office is everywhere and you couldn't even outshine him."

@jason2089

8 жыл бұрын

+78bcat Patrice scolded executives for putting mind of mencia on the air instead of pitching his show. He shined in a different way.

@fatjimmy7499

7 жыл бұрын

78bcat you miss the point. If you were the Damone guy WHY would you go on a comedy radio show to shamelessly promote something? He's obviously desperate and will go on any show to promote his CRAP. Do your homework

@adamburke8298

6 жыл бұрын

Who was the other fat black guy from the office tho?

@TheThizzelle

6 жыл бұрын

That was the culmination of patricky's life ,was saying fuck I don't know if I can honestly sell my soul and not be who I am to cash checks. That was his"problem"too much pride and integrity. He is literally the most respected guy by some of the best comics of the last 20 yrs. If u knew shit you would know he says all of what you have just said on the show

@tomkruze1304

5 жыл бұрын

Patrice talks about this exact thing on the show with Bobby Lee, he wasn't afraid to turn the microscope on himself. He had integrity, and wanted success on his own terms.

Air Date: October 4, 2005