That point about women not paying taxes before lib was genius. Patrice was something else

@sorin0533

2 жыл бұрын

Makes perfect sense to me now !

Patrice was well beyond his time... if alive today he’d be having a field day on everyone. Sad not being able to hear his input on today but you can at least get a sense of it with these old school clips.

@LabrnMystic

6 жыл бұрын

I know others do it too but often reflection is I wonder what Patrice would have thought of this when you hear something crazy on the news or some sjw going off on something

@julioacceus253

4 жыл бұрын

@@LabrnMystic you listen enough you get an idea of what he could have said today. "Abortion aside, aren't women boring?"

@undercoverboss543

3 жыл бұрын

@apx. pegasus explain instead of complain

@larryfish9272

3 жыл бұрын

Patrice on Epstein would be enough material to fill an entire special

@bennyomega9153

3 жыл бұрын

He would hate you all.

1:06:40 I love hearing him perfect and polish jokes that ended up in my favorite stand-up special of all time "Elephant In The Room". I've heard quite a few. Love hearing a master at work. RIP PATRICE!

I'm glad we have these show, these are conversation people don't have these days. Patrice's philosophy on life definitely changed my life. RIP Patrice

@SHAKA-NEU-LU

9 ай бұрын

And by “these conversations”, you mean honesty. Yes I agree

It amazes me how relevant these conversations are, and funny to anyone in the world these conversations are thank you OaA RIP Patrice

@TheSpear

3 жыл бұрын

to this day 2020

@Abdullah_Chill

3 жыл бұрын

2021 I still go back to this, genuine guy talk!

@Chino-bk9fd

3 жыл бұрын

Till this day!

@naiustheyetti

3 жыл бұрын

they are "timeless"

@josephharden5592

2 жыл бұрын

Well check out Paul Mooney deep cuts too if this amazes you...which it is pretty eye opening...

I feel like my mind is opening up when I listen to Patrice O’Neal

A Patrice podcast would be amazing right now

@Omoiyari23

Жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah man

@DontYouLookAtMe.

3 ай бұрын

Wait wait wait, shutup! We got jeffrey in ohio, jeffrey?!

Cheezly Weezly talk starts, everyone is having a great time, Opie interrupts with "I hope we didn't go too far with the management". 2 mins later, they go back to the gang talk, again Patrice and Ant are laughing their asses off and coming up with new names and once again, Opie interrupts it to ask Laszlo some boring question. He's clearly sabotaging.

@lambrosk3790

3 жыл бұрын

Literally counting all the times Opie fucked up the oogly boogly jokes. The man is a criminal

@screwedupdom713

2 жыл бұрын

Bro that’s crazy !! Literally came to the comments to see if anyone caught that !

@variable7833

2 жыл бұрын

Opie pulls that sabotaging shit all the time. Big time insecurity. Opie was the robin quivers of the O&A show.

@lastingspillage

Жыл бұрын

@@variable7833 as annoying as Robin was, Opie was way worse

@Janzer_

Жыл бұрын

he feels irrelevant and hasn't contributed so he goes to the phones

you're not losing it opie, you never had it

@csquared4538

Жыл бұрын

zing

@robertdore9592

Күн бұрын

Patrice and some of the other guests bought well over 100% to the content and those guys just rode the waves.

The ooglie booglie and cheezly weezly gang bit killed me

@player7860

3 жыл бұрын

What was the time stamp on the bit? Can't bloody find it Edit: Starts around 1:48:00

@JS-kg7bc

3 жыл бұрын

The Oogly Booglys and Cheezly Weezlys killed alot of people.

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

3 жыл бұрын

@@player7860 Opie kept trying to kill the bit too, in typical hack fashion

@AnonAnon-ho1uc

3 жыл бұрын

OOGQLY BOOGALIES FOREVER BABY

@JakeMatye

2 жыл бұрын

Nigga! We get better with age

RIP my Brother. I miss you

@robertdore9592

Күн бұрын

We ALL miss this comedy colossus, the disturbing thing is that Patrice was only just getting warmed up.

Wow...I never thought of Patrice's idea about women's lib, getting them to work to collect their taxes. Very interesting. Also I have to say I fucking love it when Patrice eats on air. Fucking hilarious

@juhgonzoo2824

7 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP, STUPID!!!!!!!

@aculasabacca

3 жыл бұрын

@@juhgonzoo2824 Who the fuck are you to talk to people like that? Does your mom know you are using her computer?

@FrancisSpaghetti

3 жыл бұрын

It’s simple economics. Doubling the labor pool by incorporating women reduces how much everyone makes at the end of the day effectively

@AldoApachi-

2 жыл бұрын

I kind a knew that. It only makes sense. no one would give a shit about women. Especially other women. in a capitalist society stay at home mom makes no sense

@ThePulaskiPumper

23 күн бұрын

Of course. They doubled the wheels in the cog and could also increase inflation because of 2 parent incomes. That was the beginning of the end of the nuclear family

"Everytime somebody tries to unite people they get smoked..." Patrice knew... they try to keep humanity divided, hateful, in little groups that are at constant war with each other.

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

that's why they killed him before he could unite people.

@plewtz80

3 жыл бұрын

he talked about a lot of topics and conspiracies that are basically happening right now. thats why they had him killed.

@yootangclan

3 жыл бұрын

plewtz80 yup he would have exposed that covid is a lie to vaccinate people with poison

@plewtz80

3 жыл бұрын

@@yootangclan probably

@r4x2

3 жыл бұрын

Taimai Shoo “they” being associates of the Cheezly Weezlies.

Patrice was definitely on a list

@yeahrightmyguy481

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely after he did that Alex Jones interview

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeahrightmyguy481 Alex Jones is a controlled opposition who's job is to out celebrities who know what's going on so they can mark them

@yeahrightmyguy481

4 жыл бұрын

@@yootangclan I agree

@yootangclan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Right My Guy it’s nuts how we live in a world where people are murdered for being good. It’s the exact opposite of what we learned as kids about the importance of honesty, fair play, loyalty, etc. Everything that makes someone a decent human being they’re punished for. And a never ending line of enablers who will do anything for money.

Anyone else pressed that they aren't talking/acting/thinking effortlessly like Patrice after watching these videos till you're blue in the face 🤬🤬 Im definitely thinking more like him but the words come out like sht when explaining this to others 😂😂😂😂

When Patrice got too profound or too realistic Opie has to fucking chime in with his garbage.

@HoodMelodyFilms

9 жыл бұрын

Patrice makes him inferior and he tries to put that fire out quick

@11moleman

8 жыл бұрын

+LaMosesJones eugh ... just had the first opie moment where he says "you going of on alot of tangents" like they're tangents to you but they perfectly link up to everyone else ..... although he was working for free which sucked im glad we have these countless hours of his thoughts and opinions

@MrHappyclappy123

6 жыл бұрын

I actually would miss opie ruining things. It’s a part of the show for me.

@chriswhiteiii

6 жыл бұрын

0:26:40 Yup I just caught him attempting to reframe and discount Patrice's authorship of the relevant points made that Ant piggy backed on.

I think opies biggest sin is stepping on stories, jokes, lines of some of the greatest comedians. It is infuriating.

@MadKingofSpace

3 жыл бұрын

I agree but I think he was pretty good in this episode

@justsomeguy4099

3 жыл бұрын

Yea it's pretty crazy looking back at it now. Any day they could have Patrice, Bill Burr, Colin Quinn, Louis Ck, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, Otto and George, Dane Cook and I'm sure I'm missing some. Never going to be another show like this. Then you have Opie yelling over people to take a dead end call.

@TheSpear

2 жыл бұрын

Also burping and not saying "excuse me"

@greyknighttexan3299

2 жыл бұрын

That and talking with food in his mouth, while speaking into the microphone.

@phanties

Жыл бұрын

He’s just like, steering the ship MAN

1:05:00 -1:11:00. Patrice in a nut shell😄 R.I.P. my brother

@xyzct

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely priceless.

@LabrnMystic

5 жыл бұрын

It felt so authentic and I always laugh when it gets to that part when I relisten. "Would you risk it all, to fuck that pig in the mouth? Yes. Why? "I don't know!?!

@antonio8904100

5 жыл бұрын

Outfuckingstanding!

Opie the HOLE stomping on the breaks yet again bringing it back to management talk again..... 1:52:30

@JuggyBohab

3 жыл бұрын

even lazlow was getting jokes in. they were on a role and opie had nothing to contribute

1:56:00 Opie trying to end the funny and even Lazlo recognizes it as it happens

@ronthemogul

2 жыл бұрын

Opie timing fuckit sucks

39:09 “Talking to an unreasonable person is a circle of Hell”

This is definitely my favorite title of any KZread video.

Patrice made the O&A show better

O&A made $5M a piece. That’s about $19K a show if they were to do 5 shows a week for 52 weeks of the year…..Patrice asking for $8k for all expenses for a weekly show wasn’t unreasonable

@mr.moonthegoon4178

11 ай бұрын

I thought o & a made 40-50m a year?

@FakeName1984

7 ай бұрын

Assuming the shows are a few hours each, they'd be getting away with under $100/hr for a great comedian to produce a radio show.

@Sk8x4x3v3r

Ай бұрын

Aside from all the free radio they got from him already. Shame on that station

0:31:04 "...same morals that Scarface's mother had" Hahaha

What’s happening today is what Patrice called out a long time ago.

Wow the bit with Lazlo took me back, I cant believe I never noticed Patrice in GTA IV but I remember it now. Always liked the crazy ass radio shows in GTA

At 42:20 Opie's obsession with Howard Stern comes out.

@tuco1121

3 жыл бұрын

The obsession and jealousy was maddening.

When you read the comments and you realize how annoying how annoying opie is. I miss the days when I didn't know the difference between Opie and anthony and could just focus on Patrice.

@719Flowers

5 жыл бұрын

AusNom why?

@bullfranthrow

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I remember when I didn't know the difference between them too.

@chippersonsencyclopediaemp1318

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i didn't know the difference until the fight tapes. Didn't realize i hated opie until then and afterwards i cant watch any of these clips without seeing his douchery

@mhs1983

4 жыл бұрын

I think people give Opie shit because he seems like the weakest link on the show and he comes off as annoying but he does steer the show...and he does it well...Ant and Patrice could rant all day...he brings in some structure...let him live..

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

3 жыл бұрын

@@mhs1983 he stinks an I don’t like him.

I think the friends of patrice should write The Proverbs of Patrice O'Neal. Get on it.

@olejakobaune8033

3 жыл бұрын

There are no friends of his who can do this, they have tried multiple times and everytime it's lackluster. We who have listened to this multiple times should write our own column (open to criticism and correction) and vote on which is the best. I believe there are alot of us willing to do this, additionally to it being therapeutic.

@Sk8x4x3v3r

Ай бұрын

Cult 45 gotta do it lol Patrices group

*the gang lands bit is the funniest o&a Patrice clip of all time*

This is the best page on KZread

Can anyone digitally take opies audio out of these recordings. He is the ultimate hole.

@drewinsur7321

4 жыл бұрын

There is entire segments like that, it's called "nopies" episodes

@FrancisSpaghetti

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@Daholy1727

2 жыл бұрын

Look up the Nopie episodes/edits

OMG Patrice called it at 15:37, what a FUCKEN PROPHET. I miss you O'neal!

1:52:22 Opie, killing the bit AGAIN.

@brandonb3174

Жыл бұрын

Why’d Patrice ask him if he watches Gangland?

I hate Patrice for never writing that book 😭😢 And I hate Vonn more for writing some shit on 'his behalf'... In the words of the Ho Whisperer - "EEYUCKK"

Wow,this one show here just blew my mind..

FYI they did take Reggie Bush's Heisman away 43:12

@DatNiceDude

5 жыл бұрын

chozen knight it happened exactly how Patrice said it was going to happen when he was being sarcastic

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@googleuser2341 it got taken by coercion then

@brandonb3174

Жыл бұрын

And they still won’t give it back to him

@danerowe1258

Ай бұрын

He got it back finally.

thank you weston. :)

In what world does Opie think he can EVER snap at Practice??

1:05:43 the complete masterpiece droped by patrice is so real and and hilarious

There seriously needs to be a Patrice conspiracy compilation and a Patrice relationship lessons compilation. He was a genius in both areas, among many others.

@JordanForGod

2 жыл бұрын

Black Phillip Show

@SHAKA-NEU-LU

9 ай бұрын

And the Genesis of blk Philip, cult of blk Philip

The part with Ian Halperin was hilarious.

Patrice always wanted to stay and do more radio. I wish these episodes were 4 hours like some of the other Episodes. That would be so much more of Patrice we would have to listen to

"what kind of cigarettes?" I actually laughed.

@gall01019

2 жыл бұрын

But you realize that he wasn’t even trying to be funny right..? He actually didn’t realize that Patrice meant “smoked” as in having been killed/murdered.. That’s how big of a hole and a zilch Opie was..

1:55:00 that caller was a total classic 😂

Patrice is one in a MILLION!

@sentientdogma1206

3 жыл бұрын

One of a kind .. of all time. No one ever like him.

Burping into the mic is so cool man

@tuco1121

3 жыл бұрын

Edgy as a mug.

I think Opie wants to run the show like Howard where everything revolves around him and when the laughs come from more talented people like Patrice and Anthony he has a fit. I also feel like the show took advantage of Patrice and other comics because they brought so much to the show. I wish Patrice would have realized how better he was than this show and went on his own podcast or something.

@Ajeezay21

4 жыл бұрын

Keith Moore black phillip

@thinkman2467

3 жыл бұрын

He was even better than the black phillip show. An occasional weekend show about mostly relationships (which he was a guru of)but his insight stretched into so many facets of life.

@mountaineer21842

3 жыл бұрын

They didn’t take advantage of them, they gave them the exposure they needed. Without O and A, would we know who Patrice was? We probably wouldn’t know his genius- where else would he be able to talk for hours and hours

@dickbehringer7064

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like opie is hugely insecure because deep down he knows he’s not on Anthony’s and Patrice’s level

@mountaineer21842

3 жыл бұрын

Dick Behringer he’s insecure because there was probably insecurity before O and A and the atmosphere of O and A intensified it 1000x from the years of being around people who were way better at something that he desperately wanted to be good at

Really good episode with all the sick police work going on out there.

Thank you. RIP Patrice.

1:06:37 "Our one thing that keeps us from being perfection" 😂

Goddamn, Patrice was purely genuine humanity.

2021 Patrice is important as ever

"If he killed one of my dogs, then I would go: woah, heyyy" lmao that is subtly the funniest thing Opie ever said

@toastedravis8377

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I actually just thought this too as I passed that part. If Louis C.K. were on I think he would have pointed it out

This is possible the most unhinged, yet greatest Patrice episode of Dopie and Blandthony yet

"We're pushing the boundaries of comedy and handing out laughs like free pussy but let's stop to take this call.. Billy from Floral Park whatta you got?"

I think Patrice was pronouncing the video game “Call Of Juarez” as “Call Of Swarez” lol

@brandonb3174

Жыл бұрын

He was

The "SMOKED" talk is underrated

YES. PATRICE WOULD BE WORTH IT. AGRESSIVE FOUR A SHOW HELL YES. I was thinking a month,, then you think about it HEELLL YEESSS. REST IN PEACE BIG BRO! STILL CANT BELIEVE IT. YOURE IMMORTAL.

@rayp7632

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Lawrence he was too. He was negotiating a high price and settle for that a month 4 x a week 4 hrs a show. I wonder what he ended up getting with Black Philip show now ?

@StitchyBear

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Lawrence holy shit, calm down

I’m bummed that Patrice never wrote his book before we lost him

@FakeName1984

7 ай бұрын

That was one time I agreed with Opie. That book would be a cult classic

Laugh assassin Opie strikes again. Damn. Never ceases to amaze me years later. Truly the worst.

@reasonableskeptic5703

Жыл бұрын

Of all the names I've seen Opie called, that's the first I've seen that one. Well done.

@gregbass4603

Жыл бұрын

The narcissistic behavior is ridiculous. He interrupts patrice and Ant throughout this whole episode to start talking about NOTHING. I enjoy listening to the patrice, ant and Joe episode and how many times they make fun of Opie without actually making it too obvious.

@thekraken4886

Жыл бұрын

​@Greg Bass Ant talking about the callers being worthless is the best part. The callers was always Opies thing

58:27 Opie’s explanation actually made me laugh. “You can just be Ian.” Lol

59:00 😂 Guy sounds like Phillip Seymour Hoffman in “Boogie nights”

Rofl i swear opies sooo out of touch and not on the same wavelength as everyone else. Its like every time he chimes in on a joke its reeks of edgy desperation

@BiggRigg6

3 жыл бұрын

Its like ant says something a little funny. And instead of just letting it be, opie grabs it out of the air, throws it on the ground, and shits on it

@brandonb3174

Жыл бұрын

@@BiggRigg6 or he repeats what someone said seconds earlier

Great episode

00:00 The IRS/Subjugation of the Common Man 26:51 Tiger's Infidelity/Related Controversies, Ian Halperin Calls in 1:02:01 Halperin's Done: More Tiger, Patrice's Cheating Philosophy/Androgynous Intern 1:17:34 Lazlo in Studio: Sirius-XM Won't Pay Their Talent/Movie Theaters 1:48:21 Gangland/Polygamy, ISPs and Cable 2:03:08 Subjugation of the Common Man Revisited/Female Cops

does anyone know if there are any other videos of patrice and ian halperin at the same time? listening to them all mock him is my new favourite hobby

The shoot or hang button 😂😂

I worked at the Grace 360 Church next to the IRS building that the plane hit in Austin. The guy who crashed the plane also burned his own house down before hand. He lived less than a mile from my apartment. I remember seeing the burned house on my way to work that day. Hours later we were helping victims of the crash and bringing them into our church.

@kappa_oasis

Жыл бұрын

I wonder why he destroyed his house... to hide evidence? In spite? How did they get his manifesto? 🤔

@djhdz3928

Жыл бұрын

@@kappa_oasis My guess is the IRS was going to seize his house and all of his property, so he wanted to destroy everything he had, and take the IRS building out in the process. Not sure about the manifesto...

I want to make a shirt with “Cheezily Weezlies” on it

the basic summary of the lazlo section is this: Greg: "hold on we gotta get to lazlo he doesn't have alot of time we have to get this lazlo stuff" Also Greg: begins to not let lazlo talk at all while he and ant bitch about radio for a half hour

6:27 In this day of controlled division, this statement is as relevant as ever. God damnit the world needs the big man back.

10:54 "They'll shake Haiti again" ahahahah

As a white man i felt the "god bless reparations" comment was hilarious miss you Patrice i hope your watching us

@diggysoze2897

2 жыл бұрын

You hope he is watching us? Holy creepy, dude

HOOOLLY SHIIIIT Opie derailed the Fuxkin GANGLAND conversation so bad. terribly segwayed into an old ass topic for no reason!

1:01:15 accurate as hell !

1:55:10 Richard the oogalyboogaly OG calls in

Y’all missed the JANE GUMM shot ant took at John. That shit was GOOOLD

The Beatles Come together " John Lennon smoked"

2021 going to 2022 and Patrice is saying all the shit thats happening now.

Patrice was a prophet. RIP god.

6:05 Knowledgeable flow

Opie on the media was spot on tho. 2022 and still relevant

Opie the golf expert

@tuco1121

3 жыл бұрын

Well, in his defense he is a math genius, a huge reader of books, a fighter, worked for the mob, a governor, grew up poor, a navy seal. Just sayin'.

@drewinsur7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuco1121 roller blader, 50mph donut stunt driver, waterhead guardian...

This was shot on February 19th 2010

Opie LOVES to kill a great conversation on top of stopping all fun on a topic smh. I didn't realize how much I didn't like him until now.

Don't tease the cheezly weezlies - patrice internal rhyming in his jokes

Opie as a Sheriff in Red Dead Redemption would’ve been funny to see 😂

Welp..guess I better find me an Oogly-boogly...😂

1:17:45 Sets my teeth on edge. I literally grind them whenever I hear this part. I hate Opie as much as the next person but holy fucking shit this part right here makes me EXTREMELY angry. I have an mp3 player/speakers with all of Westons videos that is always on because having noise in the apartment and people talking makes my birds happy. Somehow when I take my headphones off to get food or piss or something, it ALWAYS happens at this part.

@Hahaalot

2 жыл бұрын

For real.

@toastedravis8377

2 жыл бұрын

This whole part continuing into around 1:20:00 when he starts saying he purposely doesn’t have Craig Robinson on the show because he’s doing all parts in movies and shows that are “Patrice’s gig” is just one whole cringeworthy thing to listen to that makes you want to blast him in the face

Shut up Opie... LET PATRICE TALK

Opie doesnt know how to burp lmao. He always does that burp that sounds forced and shitty. No idea why he constantly does it if he doesnt know how to burp 26:20

Did O & A ever give Ian his credit for saying Reggie was going to lose his heisman trophy? Funny how everyone bashed him for saying that but that was the only thing he was correct about.

@tylerd80495

8 жыл бұрын

They were so passionate about their predictions when they were wrong about 90% of the time. I always wish I could call them up from the future to tell them how wrong they were.

@fatjimmy7499

7 жыл бұрын

vegastjg he was right about a few things tbh. I hate Ian but certain predictions came true... usually way after he mentioned them lol

@MarzMiller

6 жыл бұрын

In their defense, it's insane that OJ kept his trophy after MURDER, but Bush was stripped of his because he got paid.

@vegastjg

5 жыл бұрын

@@MarzMiller he was found not guilty though, right?

@nate8604

4 жыл бұрын

+vegastjg exactly.

Patrice was so weird about airport security! Being totally uncooperative, and sneaking potential weapons on (crisco oil! 🤦🏻‍♂️) to test out whether he could is just amazing

@jimmy.ptoons

4 жыл бұрын

Yea agreed. But it made for hilarity. I made an animation of it.

@adonismeetschrist9248

3 жыл бұрын

As he should have, he just wasn't a sheep

Listening to this while on home detainment thanks to the covid 19. Patrice was a profit

@JS-kg7bc

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he did all these shows for free, he was definitely a big profit to someone.

@catchbooker7257

3 жыл бұрын

Prophet.

1:47:20 Opie had a great line. “All of the above”

Opie RUINED this entire bit.

1:17:53 gregshells

One of the circles of hell is unreasonable people. Lol! I wish he was still around so bad

@NahlRaan

2 жыл бұрын

Another circle is Opie, his soundboard, and an infinite amount of callers.