Pat Stares at a line as Paige holds on for dear life
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We thought we were getting a simple Dragon Age Inquisition stream. Instead... whatever this is
We thought we were getting a simple Dragon Age Inquisition stream. Instead... whatever this is
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8:53 13:26 15:38 21:51 Best of Paige.
@DragoonBoom
4 жыл бұрын
12:56 "Hold on" "Stop, it actually makes like my body hurt when you say that. Alright, just shut up."
@B0110CK5
3 жыл бұрын
14:07 honorary mention
Watching Pat tweet for a full day about playing Dragon Age, spending two hours on the settings, taking a picture of the line on his screen on Twitter, and then not playing it is the full Pat Stares At streaming experience that you could never get from simple LPs!
@SinnerBeta
5 жыл бұрын
This makes the death of SBFP even more painful.
@Yasahiro1011
4 жыл бұрын
I love my three weird dads together but even tho I'm happy they are doing fine separately... Matt does his analysis series and has his let's plays and they are great but I feel desperately he should do it with someone else to bounce the humor off of. For Pat I don't like the streaming format especially considering pat's neuroses and how for both and him you can wait an HOUR of stream for him to actually start playing the game or worse, like here, plus all the donation and stuff disruptions. Along with how convinced he is he understands something and doesn't try to second guess himself. Woolie, in turn, is great humor wise but has similar problem regarding his understanding and how he sticks to the guns("Rebellion acts like the Arrow", "Counter in Blasphemous is only manual, you have to press a button for counter to happen after a parry", "Stops paying attention to Third Birthday[UNDERSTANDABLE TBH] and is then confused about plot while knowing Minh has troubles explaining it well, but he's more concerned in yelling at Minh for Minh's stuff"). Which is something the others share too but when they were together, they could challenge each other on that and not only discover more of game but... yeah! Out of them three, Matt and Woolie are in more digestible format, but Matt has worse editing in the let's plays. Also Woolie keeps proving the memes that he can't read true while saying it's boring to hear same thing over and over. And yet the meme persists due to it being proven again and again. I love my three weird dads, but they had this special quality together that is missed otherwise.
@shawncc89
4 жыл бұрын
@@Yasahiro1011 pat needs nothing but pat.
@andret3739
3 жыл бұрын
@@Yasahiro1011 yeah, I like Matt's analysis stuff and his what happened series and I listen to Woolie and Pat's podcast but watching their gameplays is wierd, used to be better when they had each other to play off of
@gdadder
3 жыл бұрын
@@andret3739 Woolie and Reggie are actually pretty great, I busted out laughing multiple times With their infinite versus video, and they’re actually both super knowledgeable with fighting games which is cool; unlike pat who hasn’t been into fighting games since like, street fighter 4
Man holds stream hostage because of borderless windowed mode. Stream killed, man still at large.
@louiesalmon3932
5 жыл бұрын
I dunno, he really doesn't seem all that big.
@TheKrawtch
5 жыл бұрын
@@louiesalmon3932 you're right. wait, hold on.
Paige sinks further and further into the couch with each "hang on"
The trick isn't to treat Pat's twitch as your regular video game channel, it's to treat each stream like an episode of animal planet. Nature is fucking fascinating.
"Do you see the line? Do you see it?!" "There is no line." "Yes there is, it's right there, you can see it!" "There are Four Lights!"
The best part about this is that the prologue is one of the worst running zones in the entire game. It would have probably run fine past that.
I don't even know what he was trying to fix anymore
@goblinrat6119
5 жыл бұрын
If you just hold on, you'll know.
@logandh2
4 жыл бұрын
I never knew. I still don't understand what the problem was
@NeoCreo1
4 жыл бұрын
Logan Huntley There was a live at the botyom
Paige is a god damn saint to endure this.
@AlexStarkiller1
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, "enabler" might be a better fit.
@Flackon
5 жыл бұрын
@Aeiou More likely she got him
@NeoCreo1
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, vice versa is equally true
@tailedgates9
3 жыл бұрын
This is straight up spousal abuse. XD
"PLEASE play a game?" "Naaahhhh Hold on"
Oh god, oh god. This is giving me flashbacks to whenever my family tries to adjust the TV settings. I'm actually sweating.
@goblinrat6119
5 жыл бұрын
Oh god. When everyone wants to JUST. WATCH. THE. MOVIE. but dad spends the next 30 minutes going through every setting because It Will Look Much Better after he fiddles with everything. No dad, please, it's completely watchable!
@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
5 жыл бұрын
@@goblinrat6119 but you're not getting the full experience ya lil runt!!! - _TV dad_
We don't watch pat for the game, we watch for the behavior.
Fun drinking game: Take a sip or shot every time Pat says "Hold on"
@1nHarmsWay
5 жыл бұрын
DEAD!
@KaptinScuzgob
5 жыл бұрын
ow, my liver
@Nymphonomicon
5 жыл бұрын
Crazytalk's newest ability. Not sure whether it's Hold the Line or Hold On Loosely.
@jakubmakalowski6428
5 жыл бұрын
If I tried that, I'd still be drinking now, a month after you wrote the comment
Did anyone keep track of how many times Pat has said "Hold on." I lost track after I couldn't hold on anymore.
I often question how Pat is still alive.
@69Kazeshini
5 жыл бұрын
I often question how both Pat and Paige are still alive
@comingupooo
5 жыл бұрын
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
@bleack8701
5 жыл бұрын
he's still holding on
@JackPoppy
5 жыл бұрын
"The good die young, but pricks live FOREVER." - Pat Boivin
"omg how do you have MORE people in here??"
There IS a line... We have crossed it.
@godsplayingfield
4 жыл бұрын
so we may as well keep going and see what happens!
Now, an outsider may look at this and go "wow, what a shitty streamer", but what they don't realize is that this is Peak Pat. Also, is that an Evangelion remix you're using?
@DatAsuna
5 жыл бұрын
Nope, all from the inquisition soundtrack.
@clutch4304
5 жыл бұрын
If that's peak he is all yours :)
@7U57HTJRYGHG
5 жыл бұрын
an insider would still say "wow this was dogshit"
@heyllo1337
5 жыл бұрын
@@7U57HTJRYGHG peak pat is pigshit. Its the best
Watching Pat fall apart as the OCD kicks in is part of the experience.
This video is like my nightmare scenario preventing me from diving into PC gaming.
It's like he's serious at first and then makes it into a bit, but then he takes it seriously again
The first words being "hold on" make me very happy
Paige is a prisoner in this house.
"Now, my experience becomes immaculate."
I can't believe this was the only game I wanted to catch live
And that's how the "Hold On" emote was born. :P
I'm gonna be fucking mentally stressed every time Pat says "hold on" from now on.
Holding on Is very hard to do When frames are gone And that's no lie Holding on What do you do Until the line is gone Hey Hey Hey!
Am I watching Internet Insanity?
@FuriousGorge
5 жыл бұрын
He's slowly embracing the DarkSydePat meme.
This stream will live in infamy forever
Yep. This is the content I signed up for.
Pat actually pissed me off doing this, but of course I still watched the stream.
@PeachSaliva
5 жыл бұрын
ThatBoyHav0k welcome to my life
@W3irdHav0k
5 жыл бұрын
@@PeachSaliva Holy shit!!! The mustard queen reply to my comment.
drop your shield you know what i mean hold on
This is getting to watch and laugh at your younger self when you had to suffer through your Dad's insufferable and idiotic levels of perfectionism.
Keep on holding on -builds-Bridgesman
I remember this being the very first Pat stream I ever watched live and holy shit. It's even funnier now
While a normal streamer would have had all this shit set before starting the stream An amazing streamer does it live.
this is so heart-meltingly cute
If Pat says "hold on" one more goddamn time.... X'D
Do you think he was like this during Super Best Friends?
@nathanrolfegriswold150
3 жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly
We have entered the "hold on, Hold out" era of the super best friends saga
He says, we've got to hold on to what we've got It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot for love We'll give it a shot
He’s quintessential gamering
17:18 that fucking gremlin smile i swear lol
i need. for there to be a sbf mod, turning Solas into Liam, Iron Bull into Woolie, and Matt into Cullen
I could never imagine existing with mind goblins as bad as Pat.
@Yal_Rathol
4 жыл бұрын
i can, i understand the patrick too well, however, unlike him i don't have the persistence or energy to fiddle with settings for 2 hours to line up a screen just right. i'll try for 10 minutes, then go "ehh, good enough."
Hold on Hold on
The story of how Pat killed Skelmo
Hell is empty, and all the settings are here.
@waffles7038
Жыл бұрын
That’s pretty good.
DO YOU SEE THE LINE YOU CAN SEE IT
this is borderline experimental
pat is pulling a dsp unboxing for this game
Only the Boivin bloodline could get away with this level of bullshit.
Venom “Punished” Paige
“Wow, you look like an asshole” “Yeah well, that’s appropriate”
So this is where "Hold On" comes from.
Okay in Pat's defense, that frame rate was actually really bad. It hurt my eyes to look at.
Mind goblins at full effect
I'm still holding on
I. I. I fuCKING LOVE THIS
Paige with red dwarf reference!
Just hold on.
Either this was Pats plan or he didn’t mean for this to happen. What should’ve been done is playing something else.
GEODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PATRICK. GEE-OH-DON. LOOK INTO IT YOU PSYCHO
"My ass is all wet now," "Again!?"
So this video was 25 mins, how long did this go on in real time??
it wasnt the same, i agree with patt the framerate was trash
im honestly surprised paige didnt just kick him in the face cause fuck, i wouldve lol
hold on
I wish I could see the chat.
Hold on
Okay hold on
holding
this is why super best friends broke up
K HOLD ON
PC players am I right?
@thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
5 жыл бұрын
Nah just peeps that treat their graphics quality as cocaine... Which is a decent amount lol
@chase_h.01
4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help that most companies don't know how to optimize a game for shit
CONTENT
This is some Grade-A Trolling XD
@6powersofM
5 жыл бұрын
What trolling? Didn't you see the line?
Does Pat nor like Dragon Age Inqusition? (not that I blame him, it's no Origins)
Anyone know where da music lives? ( I would appreciate links :p ).
@Stol3nHeart
5 жыл бұрын
No links, but it's the dragon age inquisition soundtrack
What is that second game he played?
I see it
Wait when was this stream? I really enjoyed this game
@shino933
4 жыл бұрын
Note: this game was solid for me on console. And then there is the gobolins
Help me
I didn't catch this stream........did he ever actually play the game?
@EphideII
5 жыл бұрын
Nope, ended up swapping to some other stuff.
@gabrielreyesjr7852
5 жыл бұрын
Ephidell that’s the fucking best
he even tried blaming his OCD like bullshit on his pc holy shit
I can honestly say without a doubt Pat sunk to a new low with this. I'm sorry for Paige for dealing with this.
When?
No but are you holding on tho?
What was the second game they played?
@CaptainButt
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's Below
wtf is pat streaming from a dungeon
@hauntingstarfish149
5 жыл бұрын
It's the Patacombs
That music is really distracting
I do not like da hold on stream
blueballing for a half hour, just to not play the fucking game. not gonna lie, Pat needs a strong foil to make his ocd funny instead of horrendously irritating. Paige has moments of glory, but she was just a mirror for our irritation here.
This is why I'll never get into PC gaming
@OldemarFIN
5 жыл бұрын
With great power comes great responsibility. And Pat is about as responsible as an 8 year old with a power-saw and no adult supervision.
@LuckeeStrikee
5 жыл бұрын
Eh, most games on console are as optimized as a plug-and-play experience on PC. This level of insanity is only for people who want absolute perfection.
hold on
Hold on