If you have any stories you'd like to submit for future episodes please email me: revenge[at]beamazed[dot]com

@karatekidfahim3

Жыл бұрын

this comment from the creator is very early for a video posted 2 years ago, amn't I AMAZED?

@whydouhateme3130

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@nadaelward555

9 ай бұрын

well i got revenge when i was in 5. primery somewon caled ali was a destroyer he even sad to me fuq you but i got revenge well i was playing hide and seek he was runing to win and komboom i shod up infront of the ugly browne slowing him down and makeing the ohters win but it wasnt over he pushed me and hit me but good thing i had friends my 8 friends rushed and hit pushing him and they told him why are you fighting whit my special friend ultimate revenge right 😂❤️‍🔥👍🏻

@mnirwin5112

Ай бұрын

There are ways to mitigate snoring. Has he tried any? Or does he think she's complaining about nothing? Or does he flatly refuse to even believe he DOES snore?

@MausMasher54

Ай бұрын

My Revenge was when I arranged for a Captain to never see her Major's Oak Leaf & a Senior Master Sergeant retired without seeing his Chief's Stripes, thank to their Stupidity & Brown Nosing....Yes, there is more, that was just the results....

0:01 Intro 0:30 Cold call cash 1:42 A song for Abdullah 2:40 Snoring to stardom 3:33 Dog-gone delay 5:12 Hard luck 6:13 Instagram scam man 7:48 Neighborhood watch[ew] - 8:48 Laxative cake - 9:17 Hair removal revenge 10:05 Clash of colleagues - 11:22 Cat food revenge - 11:41 Mustard payback 12:10 Vehicular vengeance - 12:41 Two space saran wrap - 12:56 Shopping cart blocker - 13:25 Pickaxe anger 14:02 Dirty protests - 14:38 Dirty diaper thief 15:14 Get off my land! 16:09 Breakups of glory - 16:59 Half house - 17:16 Half possessions 17:40 Getting back at bullies - 18:39 Radio revenge

@acejoestar8291

3 жыл бұрын

~Ah yes, I must leave a Like on this comment, it is truly worthy~

@thesmasherthebest

3 жыл бұрын

@@osielgarcia8359 and nobody told you to waste your time replying to my comment Edit: wimp

@anvo7976

3 жыл бұрын

Dang @Niko Bellic you just got smacked

@acejoestar8291

3 жыл бұрын

@@osielgarcia8359 the smasher has a point

@tuppywareofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Approved by tiff

Fun fact: bird poop is very acidic for automotive paint. I have a little revenge story of my own. Once I was in the process of making payments on pickup through a private sale. The person I was buying it from turned around and sold it out from under me, no refunds for what I had paid on it or or for the parts I had replaced. On top of that they had reported it stolen as well. My personal revenge was removing the good tires I had put on it, and having worked in a business that dealt with used tires at the time, I got the shoddiest tires I could get my hands on and put them on it. Then I took the vehicle to a parking lot and did a burnout until there was no tread left on the rear tires. I then left it there, key in the ignition.

@Chatologic

3 жыл бұрын

Dang! That is good

@Viktor-qn5ju

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine the guy was furious after that 🤣🤣

@syrup4538

3 жыл бұрын

That is savage

@brandonbeauchamp8755

3 жыл бұрын

@Meth Breakfast -.- That's just a straight sick head nice

@bezoticallyyours83

4 ай бұрын

Who does that to their customers? Sorry you got the car sold out from under you and no refund

Revenge tale: I am 14 and a huge fan of babysitting for friends and family, since I'm good with kids. Once, when I was 12 this lady next door would have her cousin come over for Christmas week, so basically a whole week before the day. She would get paid a pretty big amount whilst I actually did the babysitting. Normally thats not a problem, but this lady would tell my parents that I broke one of this kid's "expensive" toys and would get my parents to pay for it. Not only was she getting money from the kid's parents, but mine as well. I was getting yelled at and wouldnt be allowed to do things such as stay up late or get dessert. So, to get back at this mean woman, the next time I was babysitting the kid I taught her some pretty cool "tricks and words" . She would go home the next day telling her mom and dad many non-childfriendly words and giving them "The Finger" without knowing. I don't know what happened to the lady, but I never saw the girl at her house again. And I got to eat dessert once again.

The second revenge story had me shocked/trying not to laugh, and I’m surprised that the band didn’t get in trouble for that. Kudos to whoever came up with that idea.

@goranrasljic6555

Жыл бұрын

Band? What band? There was no band.... but for real saudi royal family is not someone to fuck woth. They made people dissappear for less.

@elibedard6373

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, the Queen had a sense of humor.

@robanderson473

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I fancy Her Majesty would've approved. I almost sprayed my coffee all over my phone!

@robanderson473

Жыл бұрын

It might have been her idea in the first place!

@Mindgame-ij4yu

Жыл бұрын

If I was that Saudi king, I wouldn't have minded being greeted with the Imperial March, I would have found it funny.😆

In 1978, I lived in a studio apartment in LA. My next-door neighbor who would now be described as a "Karen", had her piano up against our common wall. Note that her other common wall was shared with the laundry room. She would randomly play it at all hours of the day and night. Besides being annoyingly loud, I worked the graveyard shift at a fast-food restaurant and slept in the late afternoon and evening. When repeated passive attempts failed to get her to stop, one evening, out of sheer frustration, I took a run at the wall and hit my shoulder against the wall putting a large hole in it. I know it scared the crap out of her because she yelled an expletive. Before heading out to work, I took my phone with the old-fashioned ringer and set it down on the stud between our walls and set it to the loudest volume setting. At about 3 am, I called my phone from work and let it ring until I got home from work at 7:30 am. She never played her piano again. I did successfully patch up the hole before I moved out.

@DarthPraennox

3 жыл бұрын

Same happened to me recently so in the middle of the night a few times I would full out blast revelry with my trumpet thru the wall into her bedroom and she quit doing it quite hastily.

@missagente8100

2 жыл бұрын

She must’ve been terrible at playing the piano.

@chillerkiller5462

2 жыл бұрын

How old are you now?

@Yuki-yw8yq

2 жыл бұрын

I don't wrong you for doing that i would have done the same thing.

@jbenthere627

2 жыл бұрын

@@chillerkiller5462 Just turned 62.

😂🤣😂 Love it especially the Queen’s guard playing the Darth Vader’s tune.

@Onimaru95

3 жыл бұрын

Really? After inflicting 200 years human rights violations in India?? Remember Jallianwala Bagh Massacre??

@davegoldspink5354

3 жыл бұрын

@@Onimaru95 was married and divorced an Indian and like the Royals I don’t give a rats arse about Indians or the country for that matter.

@diegollamas2205

3 жыл бұрын

@@Onimaru95 yeah it's like the kettle calling the pot black

@Quandale_dingleberry

3 жыл бұрын

I know, it’s so good! 😂

@YokoX23

3 жыл бұрын

That was the most enriching thing I've learned today

I actually had a neighbor who would just throw their empty envelopes and unused coupons in the plastic containers meant to be used for our complexes newsletters. After about a month of them piling up an ungodly amount of garbage in front of the exit to the building, I looked through to find an address and name, then collected everything, piled it into a giant envelope, and mailed them back a months worth of trash along with a personal letter about how I was "returning your lost mail to you since you seem to have misplaced it at the front door." and a statement instructing them how to use a trash can.

@some.randomgirl

5 ай бұрын

LMAO 😂👈💀

The Imperial March one made me laugh. Definitely my favorite one. They need to do that again so we can see a full clip of something like that happening.

I built a snowman around a fire hydrant. The bully tackled it. His mother made him wait until the icy roads were safe to go to the doctor. I heard her yell at him "How long have you lived on this street and how long has there been a fire hydrant there? Only all your life!" That had to have been a bad night. It turned out he had a broken collar bone...

@fribigy47

3 жыл бұрын

Karma

@nusratparveen82

3 жыл бұрын

Karma

@FlamestoneDragon

3 жыл бұрын

Karma

@Izackthestickman

3 жыл бұрын

Karma

@reep50

3 жыл бұрын

Karma

I had one such unpleasant situation in college. My class has been divided into groups for various projects for future lessons. Unfortunately, however, my "colleagues" did not want to cooperate behind me because their friend, who was my ex-girlfriend, spread false and rather disgusting information about me. I decided that since I can't contact anyone anyway, I'll do it and present the whole project myself without informing them. In addition, I expanded my work to include curiosities related to human relationships based on the situation that occurred to me during the creation of this project. My work appealed not only to my lecturer but also to the director of the neighboring center where my ex-girlfriend worked so much that I was hired in her place and my "colleagues" went without a positive evaluation for the project until the end of the year. Since I had it behind me I refused to help them when they asked me to do so. Two roasts on one fire.

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

👏

@lindac6919

2 жыл бұрын

I like it.

I actually laughed myself to tears at the band playing the "Imperial March"!

Ok so this story is actually takes place over the course of about 5-6 years. I used to work for an old bakery. And the head manager was SO rude to everyone. Telling them they are doing a terrible job even tho they have been working there for a few months. Telling people, they should "leave and never come back." Telling people that they dont know what they are doing. THEY ARE SLICING BREAD FOR PEOPLE. AND MAKING BREAD. She was an older woman probably around 60 years old. Old and mean. We saw people come and go over the course of the year I worked there. People would leave in tears from her abuse. I finally left after a year. And got a job making almost triple the amount I was before. Well about 3 years later my uncle had died. And we were very close. And he had made his money from owning a few businesses in his life. I was given a good chunk of his wealth from his will. And this was a hard person to lose for me. I then remembered the terrible old women I used to work for at the bakery. And I dropped by, and I saw the old women still working there. And she was still as nasty as she was a few years ago. Well, I thought up of an evil plan. I was going to buy the bakery from the owner and fire that old lady. I knew the owner was trying to find a buyer for a few years. And now that I was given this money from my uncle. I bought the bakery from the owner. And then after a month of owning the bakery. I fired the old lady. And she was all angry and shouting at me and terrible things no one should hear thinking I was pulling a prank on her or something. And then when she realized I wasn't joking. She then begged to keep her job. And I said "I'm doing this on the behalf of all the people that had to deal with your abuse over the years. GET OUT" I then gave the bakery over to my cousin who always had a dream of owning a small bakery. Making cookies and delicious things like that. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GOOD IT FELT THE TELL THAT OLD HORRIBLE WOMEN TO GET OUT OF THE BAKERY. I used a big chunk of the money I got from my uncle to do that. But I he was always a prankster and a joker. And that is why we always got along. We would always play jokes and pranks on each other, and just have a good old laugh. So, I know he would have enjoyed what I did. I know he would have done something like that.

@fallschannel4331

Жыл бұрын

geez man it’s only halftime

@piplupmaster4898

11 ай бұрын

OH wow i bet all of those people who dealt with her in the past felt a wave of relief of justice at that time and you did a great job to get that revenge also sorry for your lost btw

@ivanstayner8818

11 ай бұрын

@@piplupmaster4898 it felt good. And thank you.

@Perfectlypengu

9 ай бұрын

That made me feel so happy

The Star Wars one made me laugh soooooooooo hard

@yohotobio2917

3 жыл бұрын

Dude me Also hahahahahahah

@rhalfzanjoedicam8456

3 жыл бұрын

Yap

@Sam-sl5gr

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@brittonhowell2096

3 жыл бұрын

@Aidenlol bonzanto approve*

@alliekat85

3 жыл бұрын

It's the best one!

I was listening to the station when the last one aired!!! Oh my gosh it was a priceless piece of history I'll never forget.

@bigredc222

3 жыл бұрын

I find it hard to believe.

@musicloverme3993

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigredc222 Well, would you believe....? - Get Smart

@jumatron2060

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigredc222 what would anyone gain by lying on here?

@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigredc222 also tons of people watch that station so it’s likely.

My dad would not only build snowmen, but would make fabulous sculptures from them. He would carefully spray them down with the garden hose so that they would be ice sculptures....no more kicked over snowmen

If someone keeps stealing your coffee, tea, or fruit drinks. Then what you should do is to replace the cinnamon in the portion that you’re not going to drink with either paprika or red chili peppers, that way it’ll keep them away from your stuff.

Someone kept stealing my paper (at least 15 per month) so I defecated in a newspaper and put it in front of my door. It was stolen and the last time it was ever stolen

@halofox4770

3 жыл бұрын

oof! The Savageness!

@claytonpactol8851

3 жыл бұрын

A big, brown middle finger.

@Viktor-qn5ju

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh damn! Thats a revenge story!

@syrup4538

3 жыл бұрын

That had to smell

@Viktor-qn5ju

3 жыл бұрын

@@syrup4538 yep-

*When a government official exits his car with imperial March playing in the background*

@mikepatnope1446

3 жыл бұрын

Du dun dun Dunedin dun dun

@TheREALBJW0173

3 жыл бұрын

No more, like du du du duh duhuh du du duh

@lying_lynx

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheREALBJW0173 yea thats it

@person0-016

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a modern say shitpost, but real

@imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

On a side note, when Abdulah visited GB, the Queen took great glee in driving him around. With a lead foot.

I was outside shoveling snow, my brother was told to help me. He didn't, and I cleared the 14 car driveway on my own. Oh, and I happened to have started training as a mechanic at the time, with my tools in my truck, to include a 2-ton floor jack. I jacked up each wheel, packed snow under the vehicle, and then began pilling the snow on top of his car, completely burying it. Then came the garden hose to the bottom half of the car... Funnily enough, he joined the military very soon after.

If I came out on the red carpet to Vader's theme, i could die happy

@SCP_Wandsman13_13

3 жыл бұрын

same here

@friendofblackcatsandotters3209

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@nusratparveen82

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@steven4569

3 жыл бұрын

as a gay man I would have loved to come out to Vader's theme...

@virgomoons

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

My amazing children got revenge on an ex boyfriend of mine who use to abuse me real bad. After he had spent the whole weekend away with his mistress, spending his whole check from work, he would come home and belittle me and pick fights. My children took his toothbrush and cleaned the toilet with it.... several times. A month later, after my ex got paid, he did it again by spending the weekend with this woman. My kids found out what bar he was in and went to that bar, walked up to him (in front of this woman) and said, cheating again...... looked at the woman and proceeded to tell her about me and to never kiss him because his toothbrush is the toilet cleaner. She left him (bc she didn`t know he was in a relationship) and was disgusted he never picked up on the toilet cleaning tooth brush.

@goldphoenix9.

3 жыл бұрын

Gurl your children are awesome Thank goodness for them

@goldphoenix9.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Estiallina i mean Yeah

@innocento.1552

3 жыл бұрын

@@Estiallina real life is not a movie. Don't talk trash over a potentially sensitive issue.

@michellebutcher2262

3 жыл бұрын

💔💞💖 sounds like u got a couple geniuses 4 kids. Glad u got away from that loser. People think that maybe they did something wrong or lacking n some way & stay w/ the SOB. The truth is it isn't u it truly is him. There's a emptiness that they will never satisfy. They don't want 2. There's emptiness & just bad 2 core. Good 4 u!! ☺️

@momofcalgary

3 жыл бұрын

@@michellebutcher2262 thank you. Much respect.

3:37 can we give Steve a medal? Or something else? This guy deserves only the best!

No. The hair removing shampoo was not going too far. If I ever had a roommate, and I caught them using my stuff, I would ABSOLUTELY get them back by leaving a bear trap outside o- My lawyer has advised me not to finish that sentance!

@daphangler

4 ай бұрын

uhhh...yeah, don't get a bear

The first British guy should be a businessman... PERIOD.

@finncook7944

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh you said period we see a nother . Are you dumb

@pixelartkid7965

3 жыл бұрын

@@finncook7944 are you?

@kabalthecybop6145

3 жыл бұрын

@@finncook7944 What?

@finncook7944

3 жыл бұрын

At businessman look they are you blind 3 periods then a period one more are you you mean

@finncook7944

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixelartkid7965 you prob liked your own comment

14:43 Mark Rober: at yes, a women of wisdom

@erridkforname

3 жыл бұрын

Me:sees ur pfp. Me: are u a dani fan

@erridkforname

3 жыл бұрын

Me:sees ur pfp. Me: are u a dani fan

@paulamccormack8036

3 жыл бұрын

at yes

@vao4037

3 жыл бұрын

women is plural

@Anonymous-gz6mg

3 жыл бұрын

@puffer fish correct if ur adult and uses it:)))) U dumb

Here in Germany, it is customary to take a "Brotzeit" (sandwich) to work, i.e. a sandwich with one or the other side dish. A friend of mine had a colleague who thought it was funny to steal food from him and others. So they decided to teach him a lesson...they put tense rat traps in their work bags. The colleague steadfastly claimed that the two broken fingers happened at home. But the thefts stopped.

2:38 I personally couldn't be happier whenn someone welcomes me like that.

The revenge on the bully in the last segment was definitely the best

@cheezers2151

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@chdi-qk4oq

3 жыл бұрын

its so good that he gained 100k subs... look at 3:24 and look down now... 100k in a few hours?

@josephbariteau1225

3 жыл бұрын

BRING BACK THE OLD VOICE!

@TheRealPlix

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for spoiler

@The_Chitrakarist

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealPlix read it after the video then

Back in college, i remember having to make a group project. You see we have a long weekend after that week we were doing that project. That project was also the last output we needed for that semester on that class so its big deal. For some reason i agreed that i will be doing half the work for it as long as they are doing the rest after on their homes. My group mates were friends and they should have no problem doing the rest on that loong weekend if they help each other, specially since i already did half of it. It was all going well untill before our class ends the day before the long weekend, they sneaked off class and gone home early, leaving me the unfinished project, them expecting me to do all the work for them. I was infuriated as the grade will be shared and they knew i wouldn't get a gradea for it if i do not work for it. I can't just simply talk to my professor to just own the entire project as they have a share of the materials for it. Also not finnishing it on time would risk myself having an incomplete grade on my professor's class. That is when i made my pettiest revenge. I talk to may professor, explained her the situation, told her if she can arrange that i will be cut to the group and do my own project instead, using my own materials for it, that i won't get incomplete output. My professor agreed as my groupmates also did cut classes by going home early. I spent my long week end doing my separate individual project but had my last laugh, as the loong weekend pass, i have my own project, having my output completed in time, while my lazy groupmates who wasted their time enjoying their long weekends now needed to find extra time to finnish the project they left behind, less they want to repeat the semester for that class.

@youraveragetroller4467

3 жыл бұрын

nobody commented on this for a month but nice payback

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

genius

When my dad was in college, his roommates never did dishes so he broke all of them except for one so they would either have to clean the plate constantly, or they eat on the table, or eat with a nasty plate.

The last one about the bully is just nasty, he used an innocent woman to get back at a bully from school, not knowing whether the bully had changed his ways and not caring about the devastation caused to the innocent woman. Most of these revenge things are just plain nasty...

I know this is late, but I'd still love to share my personal revenge story. A good friend of mine (back in middle school) had this awful boyfriend. He'd lay hands on her in violent ways. So, to break up with him, we decided to do something... Gruesome. My friend has a farm and she rides horses. Her 'boy' would drop by in the evenings to meet up and "play" in the hay. Well, when he showed up, it was a horror movie scene, created by yours truly. My friend lay dead in the barn, cornstarch blood EVERYWHERE, and me... in a mask and with a chainsaw my friend's dad taught me to use just for this. Of course, we hid parts of her in hay and left other fake parts around the barn. I hear him scream, and reve my engine. Rushing out, the guy looked to me, and I let out a war cry. He passed out and LITERALLY peed himself. We never saw Jim again, tbh. I don't really wonder what happened to him, but I hope he turned into a better person.

@ls190v2

Жыл бұрын

Trauma can change people.

@dylanrendon5097

Жыл бұрын

Thats epic!

I loved the story of the farmer who ploughed the field around the cars! Good for him 👍🤣

@izainmartinez8359

3 жыл бұрын

I would've too. It being legal was the best part.

@omgem3669

3 жыл бұрын

Aha, I agree with both of you!!

@RobertSmith-bc9uk

3 жыл бұрын

I like the farmer who got even with some "Greenie's" who'd set up a marquee type tent on his land as a part of a "protest??" and wouldn't move. The farmer got his tractor with a tank and sprayer on a trailer behind which he used to spray liquified cow manure out on his paddocks. He then sprayed a wide area surrounding the tent and their vehicles without any spray getting on their stuff. I do believe the smell drove them out. This happened some years ago somewhere in the USA. It is said that revenge is sweet, but in this case revenge is stink.

The last revenge story is totally the best a certified doin' your mom classic

My best revenge is being in a healthy happy relationship after leaving an abusive one, turning him into the police for a warrant, giving the police the lock code for his phone which was full of evidence of many crimes and putting him in prison.

@user-up1dk2uy8q

3 жыл бұрын

you can be happy single too :)

@ichdistanzieremichvomnatio8128

3 жыл бұрын

snitch lol

@m.squaremsquare6697

3 жыл бұрын

If he won’t be killed he might take everything u love in this world one’s he’s out🤔 just saying u don’t know what ppl think

@CATsissta

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichdistanzieremichvomnatio8128 You’d rather be with an abusive criminal who’d probably go and do the exact same thing to another person as soon as you left? Who might go as far as to harm you or your loved ones out of anger? ok

@lenaroma320

2 жыл бұрын

@@m.squaremsquare6697 what is wrong with you?!? Who says that to someone?!?

When my mom used to work in an office a long time ago, she was friends with her boss. For April Fool's day, her boss put sticky notes all over her cubicle saying "I love Justin Bieber" which was totally not true, so she got revenge by going into his office and flipping EVERYTHING upside-down. She flipped paintings, a printer and anything else that could possibly be in an office, upside-down.

@XxxmeganplayzxxX

2 жыл бұрын

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 REALLY?!

@kaedenplayz884

2 жыл бұрын

Was she careful?

@hdr_diamondz

2 жыл бұрын

So basically the Twits by Roald Dahl

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahha nice one

@paengphattharaphorn1126

2 жыл бұрын

@@hdr_diamondz i mean yeah im atually learning about the teits and the monkeys did that

Many years ago, my dad worked at a box plant. There was somebody who kept stealing food, so him and a few coworkers decided to make a cheesecake. Except it wasn't a cheesecake. They took rat poison that looked a lot like cheesecake, cut out a triangle, took cardboard dust, stuck it to the bottom, then put shaving cream on top.

I have a story So at my high school there was this pretty hefty and big kid who would always steal other people's lunches & even id cards (It's a private school & the cards are like debt cards that parents put money on so students can buy things at the canteen or item store/uniform) and some got sick of it so one kid decided to bring in a fake lunch and a real lunch he laced his entire fake lunch with laxatives' and made sure that the other kid could see it. So right after morning tea that kid that was stealing lunches had eaten the entire fake lunch, after he got into class about 10 minutes in his stomach felt weird and then out of nowhere he started to have diarrhoea and ran out of class, down the hall into the bathroom screaming "SH!T". Turns out he was constipated so that kid did him a favor

@bezoticallyyours83

4 ай бұрын

Hahaha

Darth Vader's theme playing for you as you get off a plain would be the BEST

I love Brits. That's so freaking hilarious lmao.

@lechking941

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh that cold caller is SO fucking amusong also makes you prime scammer bait and they try to rip cash off you so you do it to them. Does that work in thw USA... As I would be happy having a chunk of yt for that

@retiredchannelreaddesc2186

3 жыл бұрын

@@lechking941 i cant get amongus out of my head anymore...i misread amusong for amongus...

@lechking941

3 жыл бұрын

@@retiredchannelreaddesc2186 lol tbh I think I typed that on my phone as school eats my life and fat fingers and just dyslexia there too

The Imperial March from Star Wars just completely broke me! Thanks for the amazingly over the top, unhinged laugh! 🤣🤣

Thanks for the memories. The car on the right site of the thumpnail was the car of a friend. And it was done to him as a joke after a drunken night. The pic is from a sunday morning and his car was parking legal. Very nice to see this pop up on a random yt vid around 20 years later^^

Here’s one: I pulled in to the grocery store parking lot and found a spot one car away from a lady that had just finished loading her groceries into her expensive SUV, while talking on the phone. I gave her a friendly nod when she looked at me and I put my blinker on, indicating I was going to take the spot one car away from hers. She ignored me and pushed her basket into the parking spot I was just about to pull in to, then avoided eye contact as she walked back and got in her car. I jumped out and kindly gave her the cart back, parking it directly behind her car but in a way that she could easily see it in her rear view mirror. Her having to get back out to move it is great revenge right? Well it turns out she didn’t see the need to check her mirrors to make sure no cars were behind her because she backed right into the shopping cart! Great day that was.

@hasifharith3852

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@matanpepperstone4594

3 жыл бұрын

I will always be very careful when driving thats for sure

@pteblade5301

3 жыл бұрын

Gold mate!

@jeanneparisot237

3 жыл бұрын

For this one, I think I thank not you but /reddit, where you found it. ^^

@gloomysunday9534

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeanneparisot237 uhm he said heres one : ... he didnt say it was HIS story ! damn people will find any reason to hate ! Didnt work for you ...sorry 😌

1:06 Clever. This is revenge that can't be beat!

@starhorsman7020

Жыл бұрын

Yup the perfect revenge

I love just listening to these stories while doing my stuff, good stuff dude!

That nailing A High school Bully’s Mom was classic!! Doing it was great! But THEN he got the supercharged Bonus of a Broadcast to Half the City!!

Being mad at someone for snoring is stupid, it’s not like the person snoring is doing it on purpose

@BakedBeans6969

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@josheboythespeedrunner8491

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Invisiblebetch

3 жыл бұрын

🤣i know wth pooor guy

@TexTam

3 жыл бұрын

I got hit with a pillow by one on my roomies on a cruise ship for snoring :(

@josheboythespeedrunner8491

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all broke the Ikr

Life Advice: No matter how appealing the idea is. Never ever get a roommate.

@XxxmeganplayzxxX

2 жыл бұрын

Unless it's no stranger

@apersonFN

2 жыл бұрын

@@XxxmeganplayzxxX not even if it wasn't a stranger

@MouserTheFur

2 жыл бұрын

I would be a good roommate

@Winston807

2 жыл бұрын

What if u get into a love relationship with ur roommate

@One-Ring-To-Rule-Them-All

2 жыл бұрын

I had fantastic roommates all my university years and continued living in a shared flat even afterwards when I started working. Occasionally there was a moron but 90% were awesome...

- 10:03 that was well deserved 👏🏽!! Some shampoos are extremely expensive and I shouldn't be paying for someone else, especially someone who has no respect for my own property! Karma, karma, karma. I sure do love it !!

The cat food one is hilarious😹

I had an abusive boyfriend. He had been constipated for about a week. I got back at him by giving him for natural laxatives plus one bar of the chocolate kind, just before he went to work that day. Needless to say he came home with wide eyes and told me he had to spend the whole day on the toilet, almost $h!tting himself every time! He never knew that I did it on purpose because I’m a very nice and loving person. Lol I left him. He didn’t deserve me.

@kittylovecookie7825

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear you left him! I hope you're doing well rn (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ˶)

@celestek.2395

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittylovecookie7825 💗💗

@titojcksn

2 жыл бұрын

That's nice to hear

@cryingalone7572

2 жыл бұрын

I would love my girl so much if she did that to one day. But then again im really friendly with toilets seeing a big smile even time i open the mouth telling the toilet we wil have awesome break. Most likely why I drink 2l of coffee every morning paitently waiting

@gjforeman

2 жыл бұрын

As I told someone else already on this thread, laxative, even the over the counter type, can severely injure or kill people thru alergies or drug interactions. Dosing anyone with any medicine without their knowlege is a crime. People have been fired for doing this at work. For the wrong victim this could get you prosecuted for assault or even homicide. Still seem funny?

I’m surprised Mark Rober’s Glitter Bomb Bait Package isn’t in the episode.

@dailydoseofshortmemes2923

3 жыл бұрын

It deserve to be

@PokeValorMC

3 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing xD

@thatonegaminglatias4345

3 жыл бұрын

Put fireworks in it :)

@whopah

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatonegaminglatias4345 I mean, they're gonna die

@L3X1-FLWRS

3 жыл бұрын

@@whopah And? They would be a thief...

11:06 I’ve seen those seagulls before they will eat the fries straight out of your hand.

Best Snowman revenge I have seen was built over a tree stump. The "Bully" drove his pickup into it.

In college, one of my classmates was stealing my lunch until one day when I made my sandwich with spicy mustard and engine grease. The look on his face: priceless. I had never had my lunch stolen after that.

@leom7457

3 жыл бұрын

Wow 🤣🤣🤣

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

hahahhahahaha omg

@lindac6919

2 жыл бұрын

Peanut butter, jelly, and some big rubber bands!

this took “doing yo mom” to a whole new level

@GReaper

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of American Pie, and also the Family Guy episode of Quagmire's dad

@Irs4ever1983

2 жыл бұрын

Here’s the tape of the bullied guy kzread.info/dash/bejne/lKGKktmrYLK9pNo.html

@nunferyoups4289

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

When I was little, all of my belongings were stolen out of the classroom during recess and at least one item was found in one of the school's dumpsters. I knew who did it, but there was literally no way to prove it. Instead, as the staff were helping me find and retrieve my items from the dumpsters, I collected some of the slime outside of them when they weren't looking at me. Shockingly, the bully I knew to be responsible, (mainly because they all but admitted it to my face by gloating), was finding the most horribly smelling, impossible to wash out or even identify substance on the sides of the legs of their personal school desk, on the bottom of their notebook, the very edges of the hem of their jacket... Basically, we both had to deal with what they did, and neither of us were ever caught. Difference being, they never even suspected what I was doing or that it was me in the first place. That's the problem with being a prolific bully--the suspect list is virtually endless.

Really cool how he used the HCBBS music from Hermitcraft Season 7.

This is probably a bit tame, but it took place years ago when I was serving Uncle Sam and stationed down at Fort Hood. I was older than a lot of the other junior enlisted men in my unit since I had enlisted at the age of 23 instead of 17 or 18. I was in the mechanized infantry and living off post in a dirty little trailer park, but my little home was popular because I cooked homemade meals and provided a place for the other fellows in my company to crash rather than going back to the barracks on the weekends. One morning I had to run one of my roommates back on post to do his laundry and this other fellow who stayed over quite a bit woke up and asked me to pick him up something to eat on the way back home. The kitchen was fully stocked and he didn't have any bread, so I told him to just fix something for himself and ran down all the stuff I had on hand, but everything I suggested he just shot down. I kept asking him what he wanted, but he just kept answering, "I don't care, man, I'll eat anything." So, I started listing all the different fast food joints I would be passing on my way to and from the barracks and asking him what he wanted, but every time I made a suggestion, I got that same answer "I dunno man, I don't care, I'll eat anything." Then I mentioned a couple of places that were a little bit out of the way, but he just kept on with that same refrain, "I dunno, I don't care, I'll eat anything." By now I've wasted over forty-five minutes and my roommate is getting ticked off, so I say, "Fine, I got this." So on the way to the main gate we pass this fast food taco place, you know the one that used to use the little dog in their ads? I pull through the drive through and up to the mike. When the guy asks mee what I want, I say, "What is the nastiest, hottest stuff you sell?" "Excuse me sir?" "What is the hottest, nastiest tasting stuff you have behind the counter?" "I don't think I understand.." "Just tell me what the nastiest, hottest stuff is you have behind the counter." "Well, we have this green sauce and it's really hot.." "Fine, give me two large burritos and fill them with nothing but green sauce!" ""I don't think I can do that.." "Sure you can. Just take and fill two burritos with nothing but green sauce." "I'll have to charge you full price for that." "No problem. And I need one more thing. Take a large cup and fill it with ice and just enough 'blank' cola' to give it color." "Excuse me sir?" "Give me a large cup of ice with just enough 'blank' to give it color.' At that point the manager got on and I had to repeat the entire order over to him, but I managed to convince him I was serious and that I would pay full price for the order. It took them a few extra minutes to put it together, and a happily paid for it and picked it up. At this point, my roommate decided he could do his laundry later because ther was no way he was missing out on this one. So we returned home and handed our friend his food, both of us so cool butter wouldn't have melted in our mouths. I've got to give him credit, too. He was hungry! He inhaled that first burrito so fast that he didn't even notice the burn. He bit into that second one, though and the heat hit. His face turned fire engine red. Beads of sweat broke out on his brow. Tears welled up in his eyes and he grabbed his soda. He took one mighty swig and got maybe half of a mouthful before he was sucking air. Then he started shaking the cup and all you could hear was that ice rattling. He ran over to the sink and started scooping dishwater into his mouth. As my roommate nearly fell out laughing, I looked at him completely deadpanned and said, "You said you'd eat anything."

@coffeegulperrs

2 жыл бұрын

Thats just foul

@no_handle_sadly

2 жыл бұрын

LOL, will keep in mind for all the classmates who eat my lunch while I am in the washroom, without my permission.. I don't eat it, it is Covid times after all

@slcRN1971

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like someone who was too lazy to cook their own food, even when there is a well stocked kitchen.

@minhchaubuingoc8384

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand. Why take the time listing out stuffs and get confused? If he said he would eat anything then just buy some random burger and coke and get home

@uss-dh7909

Жыл бұрын

Love you military folk.

My roommate use to eat all my ice cream without asking. So one day I brought some green tea ice cream, melt it, mix it with a lot wasabi and refrozen it. Oh the satisfaction when he took a spoon full of wasabi. 😂😂

@leroyr.winstonjr.8547

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😅😅😅😈😈😈

@judyleonard3773

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@namenotfound614

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

@ImSable

2 жыл бұрын

Re-frozen icecream is bad, they could have caught salmonella

@yifeichen8448

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImSable I never thought about that. But he didn’t get sick other than lost his voice for a couple of hours. But I did get back at me, so we are even now.

When I get unwanted calls, I either just put the phone to one side and go off to do something else for a while, or I pretend that I can't hear them and keep on repeating, "HELLO I CAN'T HEAR YOU". I then get louder the more I have to repeat myself. I also used the seagull revenge on noisy holiday makers returning to their caravan late at night. I always wake by about 6a.m. and would throw bread onto their caravan. Within minutes the birds would be making a racket on their roof. It was great if they were drunk. It gave them a bigger headache.

I love how you do so much research for each video you post 😊

I actually have a quite nice story of revenge on a roommate myself. This is a long(-ish) story so bring a bit of time) I was friends with her for almost 3 years of highschool and we went to the same school AND lived in the same dorm. So after highschool it came out that both our colleges where in the same City and we decided to move in to one appartement together. It wasn't long until I had to do all the housework and if she ever did it she didn't see it through. (She for example swept the dirt under the carpets) She also always went partying and came back after midnight ,when I was already sleeping, came in and made tons of noises so I'd wake up even though I had to wake up early in the morning (and there was so much more...) At some point the mood between us changed and got more hostile. At some point she said she would move out and already had a place (she was obliviously planning that behind my back) Which brought even more problems for me because she wanted to dump the whole rent for the next 3 months on me (and i could not affort that) So the day of her moving out came and while moving she took a huge list of things ,that belonged to me, with her. (Among other things 2 Green plates) When I had her bring my stuff back to me she actually brought back 2 Green plates from THE DORM we lived in 1 year ago. She also told me I should have moved the things into my room so there would be no confusion. She made it Sound like it was my fault that she stole my stuff🤦🏼‍♀️. A few weeks later (finally living in peace and still having to share the rent) she sent me a message that she was going to have a goodbye party at the appartement I was living in alone and only with my things (furniture and all). She also wrote that if I don't want her guest to use any of my stuff I should just put it in my room. (Furniture of a whole appartement in ONE ROOM?!) I wrote that I dont agree and never got an answer.(she still had a key because we still shared the rent) Now I absolutely didn't know what to do anymore and I was all alone in a (relatively) new city 5 hours away from home. I called my parents and explained the Situation. I have the best parents and they immediately said that they are coming. The night of the party came (my parents where there) And we deactivated the electricity,the water and took away the toiletpaper and sat in the livingroom (on the only setting there is) And waited for them to come. At 23:20 they came and my parents stand at the door and greeted everyone with the words:,,Hi, are you here to steal our stuff aswell?" After sitting in the dark for about half an hour they had enough and left. It was a rather short party. Sadly in the end I did have to pay the full rent for 2 months but at least I could live and sleep at peace without the dread someone might come in at any given moment. If you made it till here, congratulations and also thanks.😉 Also: if there are any spelling mistakes, I'm sorry. English is not my first language.🙈

@brentvance3958

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome story

@flusi_mc_woozy7231

2 жыл бұрын

@Reid Frohnapple my first language is german 😊

@MoeBabaloosh

2 жыл бұрын

Your English is better than my German. And better than my English, too...

@flusi_mc_woozy7231

2 жыл бұрын

@@MoeBabaloosh Why, thank you!😁🙈

@flusi_mc_woozy7231

2 жыл бұрын

@@vyankatesh5299 Hey,thanks for the info! I guess i will😄

I had someone stealing cans of pop from the fridge in the house I was renting a room in. I took one out of the case, shook it up and replaced it. I got my revenge that same night when I heard some cursing coming from one of the rooms. My roommate stole the can and opened it, and it erupted all over him, I just laughed....the theft stopped after that...

@Jarock316

2 жыл бұрын

@Trollge The oldest trick in the book, never fails.

@chanceweslowski7792

2 жыл бұрын

Hello, dd you know that you can be saved by Jesus Christ? It's true and he promises to save those who truly follow him and will even help you in this life to do his will and give you everlasting life in Heaven in the next. God is true and his promises are true, he will save you and help you if you came to him. I hope you will think about this, it's the most important decision you will ever make and if you do God's will and stay with him faithfully until the end, you will not be ashamed in the end and will never regret it. I hope you have a good day, May God bless you and lead you in the truth!

@dbg5942

2 жыл бұрын

ITS. SODA

Years ago I worked for this machine shop that was the definition of terrible work environment; toxic management, toxic coworkers, unrealistic deadlines. Well one day I had enough, so for 2 weeks straight I peed and “ejected” reproductive fluid into milk jugs and let them ferment in the scorching sun (this was the middle of summer at 100 degrees F) and poured the mixture into their coolant tanks on my last day, then proceeded to watch as the toxic coworker and manager got sprayed by the laced coolant and were covered head to toe in the gnarly mixture. I can’t even begin to tell you how bad that stuff burnt my eyes it felt like I got pepper sprayed

Being bald myself, the NAIR prank had considerable significance for me; you steal my hair cleaner… I steal your hair! 👩🏻‍🦲

My sister was giving me problems so one day she left her computer unlocked an I changed her home and password screen to show green beans. My sister HATES green beans. She has very little in computer skills and didn't know how to change it back. Oh she was mad at me but afterwards she realized I was the only one who could fix it. So she played it nice for a week till I changed it back. This was years ago when computing wasn't user friendly.

@wolfyxd2596

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhhh

@rgerber

3 жыл бұрын

thats funny

@Firnen718

3 жыл бұрын

Give this man a hand, thats a pretty good one :D

@Viktor-qn5ju

3 жыл бұрын

The green bean revenge

@MyRegardsToTheDodo

3 жыл бұрын

To improve this even more you could have changed her password to your name and "IsBetterThanMe" or something like that.

So where is Mark Rober's Glitter Bomb Bait Package?

@hassanahmohammed2190

3 жыл бұрын

You are now nominated as my new friend.

@yeetus_feetus8564

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@justsomeonehere884

3 жыл бұрын

Copyright took him:(. SAY F to pay our respects

@alexsilasi630

3 жыл бұрын

Yess

@7e_16_edwardopramudia5

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss ie rememberd that where is ittt

Great way to start my Monday, thank you!

After the 3rd time of a neighbor hosting outdoor concerts in their backyard while we lived in the city, I had enough. Calling the police did very little as they were often busy with real crimes. I awoke Sunday morning very groggy as the concert went until at least 2 AM. When I stepped outside, the street in front of my house was a sea of brown broken beer bottles. I got out my push broom, cleared the street, then piled the broken glass under the tires of the homeowner. Not only was there no more concerts, but they soon moved!

Revenge Story: Worked at a small office with only 6 staff members. The boss set an office goal for the month with the reward being a free lunch for everyone. We all worked hard to reach the goal, and on the final day, had finally gotten there. However, the boss claimed that since we didn't reach the goal by noon- it didn't count, so she wasn't buying lunch ( which was only 2-3 pizzas and a large salad to share). So we waited until the her next day off and had a pot-luck lunch where everyone brought in food to share and posted it on the employee group chat. The boss then accused us of "eating on company time" and wrote us up. Everyone quit within 2 months leaving the office completely unstaffed.

@ls190v2

Жыл бұрын

Aw yeah.

@EXSF-1

Жыл бұрын

🗿

The queens guard are just savage in general. 🤣

7:45 I somehow loved how happy and smug that "Whoopsy!" Sounded i cant help it.

17:06 imagine their conversation (most likely in german) WAS DIE HÖLLE

i do agree with you on the art installation, that would be cool to see in an art museum, here is exhibit H, we call it half life

Ok this is going to take awhile to explain, when I was in HS I was a student worker for the city, the streets and parks dept. There was a section of road in a residential neighborhood that people were always speeding on the city wanted to slow people down. There was no place for the police to run radar and it was dangerous for the people who lived on the street, so halfway through the longest stretch the city put up a stop sign ( this was in the early 70's so you didn't have the cameras of today). Anyway it became a standard practice for people, especially on weekends to nock down the stop sign every weekend. The signs were mounted on 4x4 redwood post because all the other signs were also on redwood post. Then the supervisor came up with a great idea, using a 4x4 piece of box steel with a piece of rebar through it at the bottom and then poured concrete around the base, but about one foot higher up, then we painted it to look just like the other post, and put one on either side of the road. Now this section of road was about two miles long on a hill and very windy. The first weekend after the signs had been put up a early in the week so the concrete had set-up. The first winner was a 1960 chevy impala, really nice low rider on the down hill side, the police were called and a tow truck. When the driver hit the post it didn't just break like the others had, it was just pushed over, however the concrete made a fulcrum and punched the rebar up through the oil pan of the motor and pins the car in place. The driver was arrested and given a ticket, and his car was impounded. He had to pay a fine, weekend in jail, pay to get his car back from the impound lot, and then the city charged him to replace the sign ($500) dollars which in the early 70's was quite a bit of money. I heard that the total for everything was around $1200 at the time. Plus he needed a new bumper, some body work, and a new motor because it had been running when he hit the post. Over the next few months there was about a dozen cars and little pickups that did the same thing. The mayor loved it and it was one of the only cities best investments ever and they started putting more like that up on the different places where it was hard to keep stop 🛑 signs up. As far as fixing the signs, that was easy, we just pushed it back up, touched up the paint a little bit, that's all it would take. After a few months the word got around and no one would knock over stop signs. The city was Palos Verdes Est. a suburb of LA. and it was in 75-76.

@usmale4915

2 жыл бұрын

What a great story. Thank you for sharing it!

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

that is freaking genius 👏

When I was in school a bully kept on bullying me and was a huge blabbermouth, spilling my and my friends secrets. Back then we went to after school care, and our classroom was the after school care room. We also knew that he hated this girl named Sarah, so we took after school care to the fullest and wrote in his and his friend's book, "I love Sarah and I'm going to kiss her." It was the best way we ever got revenge because it totally shut the two of them up. Definitely a great video.

We had a RN who worked day shift. She would steal everyone’s coffee creamer that was nonfat from Swing and Night shift. So I decided to alternate every week with Exlax and Imodium AD. I told my crew (Swing shift) and Night shift what I was going to do. They knew Not to use the Nonfat. After about a month one afternoon in report, she complained that one week she would have uncontrollable diarrhea and the next week she was so constipated that she didn’t know what to do. It was all we could do to keep from laughing. That night I passed it along to Night shift. We all had a big laugh. After several months of missing so much work for being “sick” with diarrhea, she was let go. When she was working, she was a very lazy nurse and would try to push her duties off on other RNs. Everyone was glad to see her go.

I had a horrible boss once so what I did was move his desk an inch closer to the door of his office every day. He didn’t notice until his desk was blocking his door and every time he moved it back, I would do the same thing all over again. This went on for two months

The revenge on the car with pickaxes is actually a group of people owning a security company who vandalized stores and peoples property untill they started using their services

@heathern4052

Жыл бұрын

Wow, hopefully someone gets revenge on THEM!

Ah yes. Roommate eats your cake, give them a lethal amount of medicine. But it's THE FUNNY REVENGE XD XD so it's good

The shampoo spiked revenge- They asked nicely, he ignored, he got what he deserved.

I was once on a course in Christchurch NZ, when students on a d ifferent course run by a different Company in same building, kept stealing and drinking all our courses milk, I brought my own milk to course and labeled it Breast Milk, NO ONE ever drank my milk, and they actually stopped drinking and using all our milk again :)

@usmale4915

2 жыл бұрын

Very clever, indeed!

@nolanmythbuster

2 жыл бұрын

I did football in highschool, everyone would line up their water bottles in one spot along the field, as we were only given a minute or so to run over and drink it- it was absolute mayhem, stolen bottles left n right. Some people hid theirs in the trees or bushes, I wrote "MONO" on mine, as there were always 1-2 people on the team that had it, it worked.

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

noice 👍

Putting Hair remover in the shampoo bottle was brilliant. The thief did it to himself.

@yougsa

Жыл бұрын

You have to think about the fact that someone’s hair can be their entire reason for being mentally stable. Putting itching cream in the bottle or even bleach/hair dye would’ve been better than completely making them go bald. Like there’s petty and then there’s horrible shit. And that is horrible shit. Don’t do that.

@commanderharataidaku3303

Жыл бұрын

@@yougsa Yeah I agree. Can you be sued for causing bodily harm for doing that? I mean the thieving is annoying, but that's taking it too far.

@annettegustafson1435

Жыл бұрын

Could have been dangerous if it had gotten into their eyes, though. Blindness is a pretty high price to pay for lifting hair care products

@tailsofchaos

Жыл бұрын

​@@yougsa But at the end of the day you shouldn't be taking things from someone.

I pulled that Nair hair remover switch on my ex-husband 🤣🤣 My Mom worked out in the heat and kept a bag of baby powder in the bathroom for those times you need a little "puff". Someone thought it was an illicit substance and stole said bag! She announced in the break room during lunch that her powder had been stolen and what powder was actually for. 😁

I burst out laughing at the Imperial March 🤣🤣

The one with the guy who was snoring was just straight up mean, you can't exactly controll it.

@a_non-existent_person

3 жыл бұрын

My mother snores so loudly I think the whole building could hear it

@a_non-existent_person

3 жыл бұрын

@Tom Gordon ?!

@gorzkawodka

3 жыл бұрын

it's mean to the person who can't sleep for the whole night because of loud noise and focus for the whole next day thanks to sleep deprivation. It's a lose-lose situation. I have a snorting cousin, when he visited me I didn't sleep for a whole week. It was hell.

@darthshrek6659

3 жыл бұрын

@@gorzkawodkaI understand that it can be a pain when someone is snoring, but how could it be mean when they can't help it? That's like saying "you're mean for existing". They can't help that they exist either, unless we are talking about suicide, which I really do not think is neccecary.

@dying101666

3 жыл бұрын

I'd ditch her. like fast.

My best one : A spoiled 10-year-old brat who was having a temper tantrum on the train, because the trip lasted 3 hours and he wanted to arrive right away. (Maybe he was hoping that the clock would magically speed up for him, or that someone would put him in a helicopter.) He was sitting across from me and kicking me. His mother was pretending not to hear me when I told her to tell his son to stop hitting me. He kept going, so I told the spoiled brat to stop kicking me. He bit my arm in "Answer". He bit so hard that my arm was bleeding. Not a lot, but enough to stain my white pants. I told the mother that in his shoes I would get the kid tested, because I was HIV positive. The face of the mother and the spoiled kid was priceless, and she rushed out at the first stop with him screaming his lung out because he do not want a shot medicine. XD I read a similar story on the internet a long time ago, and when that spoiled brat bit me, I got the idea to do the same. But in the first place, the idea was come from bashfr.org. Thanks that girl to share that. It worked perfectly. ^^

@jeanneparisot237

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlondieSL Yep, true story. Not my "true" idea, like a said before, I just take it from someone at this moment. And yes, of course, I am not HIV positive, just a good lesson to learn for the mother and the spoiled brat. In France, it is not like in USA. We have something called social security who already take care of 1/3 of medical bills, and the 1/3 is take by a personal social mutual. So, all the medical exam is very less expensive than is the USA. So, it is not a so big deal. I do not know if a could do it in a country like the USA. I was in a TGV (Train à Grande Vitesse. you can translate that by high speed train.) France is not that big, so trains are the more common transport to travel quickly at the lowest possible price (but trust me, even if it is the 2nd class, the price is ridiculously high, but by plane it is worse. In fact, there is no public airfield in all cities, as all middle and working class people travel by train. Planes are only used to leave the country.) At this time, I was an animator of a holiday center. It was years ago before the corona virus, of course. I had just accompanied a group of children to Bordeaux station, and we were returning to Paris station. It was a 3 hours drive, and I still had to reach another station. I spent the whole day on the trains, and this spoiled kid was for me the last straw that broke the camel's back of my patience. So, yes. It is a true story. And if you want to use it, go on, folks. ^^

@jeanneparisot237

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlondieSL Wow ! I do not know how someone could hate himself to the point of pretending to be someone else. That is crazy. I know how skin head act, and you are very lucky that he just say dumb and not punch you in the face or try to kill you. My God. And that : "WE HATE THEM" This people still use term like WE, US... Like they can not think by themself... He claim to hate native American... What a douche bag. Native American people have suffered a lot in the past. (And still today) We should apologize to them. White people treated them horribly and still tried to make them disappear. What a shame.

That one with the Post-it notes genius but I can never I don’t have the patience to do that

Once, my brother and I were at the park with our friends. My brother decided it would be fun to chase one of the Canada geese for fun, but the goose turned the tables and chased him instead! He never did it again, so it was worth it.

I think the nair replacement was pietic justice. You are taught as a child not to use other people's things w/o permission. This guy had even been told to stop. Some of my hair products are over $40. But even if the shampoo was a cheap generic, it was hopefully a good life lesson for someone who seemed to think he was entitled to do what he wanted.

Some shampoo can get rather expensive especially if someone requires specific kinds for their scalp etc... People need to learn respect.

@BlackArche0ps

2 жыл бұрын

Well yah definitely but I think I woulda went for the dye option. Ntm nair can actually hurt you if it touched your skin, nvm your eyes. So it wasn’t a very smart move tbh.

@thebroshow9315

2 жыл бұрын

lose your car when you are maddd

The fact that they played the Darth Vader theme for the king of Saudi Arabia is hilarious

A colleague told me some time ago that his garden fence was flattened by some farmers every year during the harvest season, but when he asked for compensation, no one was responsible for the damage. So he replaced the usual fence posts with a 120mm steel beam cast 1m deep in concrete. The first year, the fence was still intact, but the steel beam showed some ... shall we say, "telltale deep scratches." Over the next few years, the marks on the road showed wide circles around the fence, so that one would never even dream of touching it again. Revenge accomplished.

A bunch of raccoons went and destroyed my goldfish pond a meet week after completion. They scared my goldfish and injured one. I tried building a fence but they climed it I tried making the water level go down but they still got it. So I decided I had had enough and went to the store and picked up some cayenne pepper sauce and spiked some tortilla chips with it until they where soggy, then added a layer of nuttella so they won't miss it. I find the chips gone the next day And never see them again. And for the cherry on top my goldfish made a full recovery!

@sneakyturtle1117

3 жыл бұрын

Gave food to racoons I regret it

@DanceySteveYNWA

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, Bronze 🥉 level 1 poisoners badge complete!

@ecoalex9345

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanceySteveYNWA they have started to wander back to the pond this week I think I may go for silver, ghost pepper covered in peanut butter

@DanceySteveYNWA

3 жыл бұрын

@@ecoalex9345 Yes, yes do this. And then eat ice cream in front of the little stripey hoodlums just to rub it in their masked little villainous, (but still kinda cute), faces! 😂

@brittneybond4852

3 жыл бұрын

revengeeeeeeee

The chocolate cake story after the dog droppings... had me so confused for a while.

@thegamingtrex0933

3 жыл бұрын

me too

Kudos to the Star Wars theme, and the hair remover revenge!!!

My favourite is the band playing Darth Vader's theme. That is truly awesome. I call BS, however on whoever originated the Nair story. I've used Nair loads of times (as intended - on my legs) however, it has to be left on for a while (longer than most people would leave conditioner in their hair) and it is not intended for hair the thickness of head-hair. There is no way that it would make someone bald, or even have bald patches unless they left it on way too long. If they did that, their skin most likely would have started burning. While a funny thought, not a likely premise.