[Verse]
I'm stuck at this party, I've had enough of these dweebs
But my phone's out of battery so I can't get no Uber ride
Til I find a charger, I'll never escape these creeps
[Chorus]
Ohh-ohh! I need to get away!
To the rhythm of a ska band
With the windows down and we don't care what people say
I'm going home in a checkerboard car
On a Uber ride
Going home tonight
Yeah-yeah-yeh!
[Breakdown]
Guitar chords strumming fast, bass pounding through the doors
Trumpet sounding wild, drums banging in four
Singing out loud "this party sucked!" we're leaving soon
Back seat full of laughter as we speed through the night
[Chorus]
Ohh-ohh! We're on our way!
Listening to a ska jam
With the volume turned all the way up yeah, we do not play games
We're cruising in a checkerboard car
Headed straight for home
Nowhere else to roam
Yeaaahhh!
[Verse]
The traffic lights are turning green, they know we gotta go
Car behind us honking, can't they hear that horn section though?
Driver says it's fine, he's never heard anything like this
[Chorus]
Ohh-ohh! What a crazy ride!
Ska music playing in the air
Checkered floors and seats, feels like a ball
Uber's here and she arrived
In a checkerboard car
Taking me home from this nightmare far
Yes-yes-yesh!
[Outro]
Pulling into my driveway, party's finally over
Dancer and drummer tip their hats before they leave without any fare
It's late but at least I made it back safe 'n sound
Thanks ska band Uber driver for helping me unwind now...