Enter the Blarg Youtooz giveaway here: blarg.youtooz.com/

@SgtRedact2

2 жыл бұрын

To Allah and beyond my friend

@acidic_pengu8297

2 жыл бұрын

I am not Arab, but hello my friending

@jsniffie

2 жыл бұрын

What can the 5 inched Arab be used forV

@acidic_pengu8297

2 жыл бұрын

@@SgtRedact2 Arab buzz when he flies into the south tower

@xxdesertstorm

2 жыл бұрын

its a broken link

I love blarg's honesty "I dont really care as long as I get paid..." 😂😭

“Have you ever wanted 5 inches of an Arab Canadian guy” 😳🥵

@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd

2 жыл бұрын

His girl so lucky bro 😟. She probably gets to see all 5 inches every day 🫣. She knows what the next one might look like to, she gets the full package before anyone else

@Jouxz

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd wtf lmao

@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jouxz I was referring to the next model of the YouTooz

@Jouxz

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd I just got to the part where he talked about his Youtooz 😅

@SaltyPancakesJrThe2nd

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jouxz yeah I just wanted it to sound really dirty 😂

1:23 10/10 advert, he’s adorable 1:30 omg the advert got better, how DARE you tell Doug to quieten down!!! 1:54 those trills are ADORABLE

@notsmii7y

2 жыл бұрын

I want all ads to have a cat interrupting them mid ad. Or I ain’t buying anything

@rrrggg6351

6 ай бұрын

what in god's left ankle are you talking about

@benjirivoh

5 ай бұрын

​@@rrrggg6351Cat dumbfart

I have been waiting for this. 5 seconds in and my stomach hurts. You should make this like a 50 part series. GTA and red dead are hilarious, keep it up.

@dr.alangrant8969

2 жыл бұрын

Yes more

@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716

2 жыл бұрын

Those Red Dead videos were amazing 😂

@f2p_regr723

2 жыл бұрын

Same here but my stomach be hurting for different reasons

@jimmothy925

2 жыл бұрын

You gotta get that checked out

@Jude659

3 ай бұрын

My homie got me preggos (I'm a boy) that why my stummy hurt

The chaos just comes naturally with you guys. Also way to fuel the fandom of putting your Youtoon into a jar for nefarious reasons.

@kamj6607

2 жыл бұрын

who's gonna be the real team player and be the first one to send him pics of their "blarg jar"

Blarg, i'm going to be honest here, your pc wallpaper will forever keep me awake at night.

@edgarrivas6438

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@Random_Guy_20xx

2 жыл бұрын

@@edgarrivas6438 1:53

@0pposite221

2 жыл бұрын

It's perfect

I didn’t even know Blarg had a cat. We need more cat!

we need more doug content

That might've been the best line you've ever opened a video with, Blarg ~ "I feel like I'm driving a Fedex package" that shit got me dying

Oh god, you guys attempting to hijack a plane and then the ensuing chaos actually has me cry laughing, my ribs actually HURT

10:33 oh god, I'm dying of laughter with Dooo going right to the wall, I don't know why hahahaha This videos is pure chaos, the way I like it!

I feel like putting the goons in a gta lobby together is the perfect recipe for pure chaos and funny moments.

@mr.redpanda-

2 жыл бұрын

Mcnasty isn’t there just saying

@slax5693

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.redpanda- Yes I know, but it’s almost all of them and McNasty has done gta with soup or all of them before so I couldn’t imagine what it would’ve been like if he was here 😂

I cannot get enough of how Blarg turns into a goose when he laughs really hard

17:15 looks good yumi Edit 1: I was drinking coke when I saw that I almost choked

That sequence on the bridge that just devolved into mayhem had me in tears lmao

A single minute in and that limousine part had me in tears doubled over in pain. "Whoooo?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾Omg too funny. Subscribed.

I already own a 5 inch Arab-Canadian, but I’ll pick up this one as well

The amount of chaos you guys bring is just heavenly

When the doo becomes an owl in the first 20 seconds you know it's good 😂

I’m gonna get the youtooz to make my desk at work more exciting, also this was hilarious as always 😂😂 always make my days better!

I was bored af and then Blarg came in clutch with upload GGs 😁

i don’t think i stopped laughing for more than ten seconds at a time this entire video

one of the reason that their videos are just so good is the fact that soup's random words he says in the background

I’m in love with these gta videos with the boys

Been ready and waiting all day for this

I’m laughing out loud watching this at 5:45 am right after my alarm went off

Seriously some banger content! Can't wait to see more!!!

Doug is my spirit animal

This video was so much fun man,, had a great time watching it

2013 antics in 2021. Love it ❤️

When dooo parked in front door of the plane it instantly reminded me of the og Vanoss vid where nogla screams “WHY DID YE PARK IN FRONT OF THE PLANE!!!”.

This was so funny thank you blarg. I fell on the ice about three hours ago and I’m pretty sure I broke my wrist. This helped make me fell better thank you 😊

That was the best Youtooz pitch I have ever seen/heard

when doo cuts out while talking makes it so much funnier :P

Im glad i got a dose of Doug today. I missed Doug

NEED More!!!! Have a headache from laughing so hard

Would love to see some more Red Dead Redemption 2 play. That was hilarious when you guys "pissed off PETA."

Starting the day off good

That's the best YooTooz ad I've ever heard

"What dafuq is this tunnel" Me who's beat story hundreds of times: that's called loud and proud

Y’all are legends for playing public

I love the fact “as long as I get paid” that’s my boy😂😂 Crippling financial ruin😂😂😂😂 Proud to be Canadian 😂😂🙏

14:40 he sounded exactly like a panicking half-life 1 scientist lmao

I love when blarg does the goose laugh😂

I love doug in the background 😂

*grandma got ran over by a limo...* *zoned out while walking across the street...* *people say there's no such thing as rich guys...* *but as for me and grandpa, we believe...*

1:04 AY YOO DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO

Bro, that Youtooz looks like the young version of Sully from Uncharted 3. And that’s a compliment.

7:23 “I’ll take care of him.” BOOOOM!!! 😂

I can't wait for the youtooz jjskssjw

Im in my health class watching this in the back row

doug should be in every ad from now on

I want mattercell to make a clip of doo as an owl saying "hoo, hoo," and *then* getting run over 😂.

I already have a headache from laughing within the first minute of the video

Finally, a youtooz available when i still have money. That game i have been saving for can wait, i'mma get the "content machine" so he can sit on my desk.

lol "A-Wall" xD I believe it should be AWOL

Blarg does the hottest hot drops in choppers ever. The guy practically just turns the engine off midair.

I love the content Blatg

Literally 'Agents of Chaos' of GTA5 LUL

Doo- he fractured my spine Me- watching with two fractures in my spine

That ad read was gold

first time i’ve laughed in days

yoooo daily Blarg uploads

That youtooz joke was hilarious 🤣

**wants to buy a blarg youtouz but is getting a new puppy this week** **painful screaming** **remembers I get paid on Friday** there's still hope, boys!!!!

Editor really lived his whole life saying "a-wall" this whole time🤦‍♂️

Imma cop one of them youtooz thingies

YOUR CAT IS SO ADORABLE!

"Put us on your desk, put us in a jar" AYYOOO MATT WHAT?!?!?!?

Let’s goooooooo New blarg vid

You’ve heard of cheese dog? We’ll get ready for youtooz cat

these guys were made for chaos!

Part 2? Lets goooooo

ayyy the coom jar🔥

Ur cat looks exactly lik my old cat binkz who just up and left last year. Made me cry a tad

Blargs outro is just so relaxing

You guy's(Goons) ad reads has to be the best on the hole internet, including this and the podcasts!!

Please do more that was hilarious

this is some top tier content

I really wish the Sponsor frog was the Youtooz. That frog has done a lot of work and deserves one.

your outro makes me wanna cook up some fries, grab some delicious st huberts chicken gravy, some st alberts cheese curds and slap together some delicious poutines.

I finally subbed because his ad had me laughing my ass off for his toy

No one: Absolutely no one: Doooo: hooo hooo

Click horn to raise landing gear, makes it faster and easier to control

“I literally do not care as long as I get paid” Truest shit i eva heard

The landing gear. For the love of God. The landing gear.

This is the perfect game for the goonz and freinds

4:45 mood switched so fast

I love Doug he reminds me of my cat. His name was Juan; looked identical to Doug too

Nearly shat myself during the ad, fuck that was good.

Man that little over 6 inches pop figure looks pretty cool

dude i laugh way too hard💀😂

"Have you ever wanted 5" of a Arab-Canadian guy? Well now you can with my Youtooz!" They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

We need more

The Goons and friends bringing back GTA online funny moments

Need more 😭😭😭

I legitimately thought blarg was about o announce the blarg brand intimate pleasure rod

I love when you guys play gta

ive never been this early to insanity