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@Mohit_yaduvanshii

2 жыл бұрын

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Hello All, This video has 4 parts on KZread ,so do check them out too. Parents on Shaadi dot com - Part2 Meeting Girls for Arranged Marriage Part 1 Meeting Girls for Arranged Marriage Part 2

Sare parents yhi khte hai, Aaj se shuru krenge to 1, 2 yrs me milega🤣🤣

@rajat_00

4 жыл бұрын

Bass bass kuchh dino se ye stage start ho gaya hai 🤣

@adison2450

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😂😂😂specially in girls 19 onwards dheere dheere tab jakar 21 main shaadi krayenga

@swetasarangi5072

3 жыл бұрын

Sahi bat h

@Shyanu_vlog

3 жыл бұрын

Par mil jaldi jati hai

@vishalgugnani2136

2 жыл бұрын

Yes that is so much hilarious 😂

Now you are Actually married 😂😂

@_HeisenBerg5

3 жыл бұрын

Yes😂😂

@hansidangi3011

3 жыл бұрын

Haan😂

Banda accha tha par bahu dhundne ke liye stalker ban gaya😂😂😂😂😂😅😆

Omg .. you're so ryt ...1-2 saal mei milega...I agree with this 😂..man you rock❤️❤️

What I liked was the absence of vulgarity. There wasn't even a cuss word and I thought comedy these days is all about cussing and vulgarity.

@RajjatKumarchauhan

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much for kind words. Do share it in all the whatsapp group

@rishi5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@RajjatKumarchauhan konse group me

@kp-gmavneetmeenu4892

3 жыл бұрын

@@rishi5930 whatsapp groups mei😑😑

@rishi5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@kp-gmavneetmeenu4892 you should get classes for sarcasm its obvious i know that

@kp-gmavneetmeenu4892

3 жыл бұрын

@@rishi5930 to pucha ku pta h to??😑😒😒

i'm 23 yr old and i can relate the dialogue " abhi se dhundna shuru krenge tb jaake 1,2 saal m milega.......

@magreabhijeet

3 жыл бұрын

I am 24 and i am relate this tooo😄🤗

@prachichauhan7974

3 жыл бұрын

@@magreabhijeet hahahaha

@magreabhijeet

3 жыл бұрын

Don't laugh its true

@manickchanddesai7667

3 жыл бұрын

Really True .If U searchfrom Today ladka Or ladki will get after 4-5 .Yrars . So parents start isearch at the age of 21-23. There is kannada proverb ( Maduve Madi nodu. Mane katti nodu ) . It means Marriage & own house construction is not so easy

I am a teacher and i agree with this guy 😂😂

@naturebeauty3074

5 жыл бұрын

Hnji

@mohitdwivedi1738

5 жыл бұрын

Bahut hi badiya

@safiyaaatifamiri3489

4 жыл бұрын

@@naturebeauty3074 mubeen ir gh oo you sad k xx uoi mn foxmu be ,K ou f BN bhso as jjxo

@ashishraj6536

4 жыл бұрын

Yrra bdi shi ho tum tou Sexo lady

@sachinkapoor6995

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

It is true.. 2-3 saal lg jate hai.. in my case this is 3rd year running now.. finger crossed😅😅😅😅😅

"Apni 5 photo dedo" I can relate to this line too closely. 🤣🤣

"Banda achcha tha, bahu dhoondhne ke liye stalker ban gaya" line made me laugh so hard...!!

@promik018

5 жыл бұрын

aab #MeToo ayega papa ke name pe

1-2 saal me milega, so true..ryt now i m experiencing da same

@pawankumarg4950

2 жыл бұрын

same here

@Priyanshu_Chakraborty

11 ай бұрын

Are tm dono ki same prob hai toh tm dono apas me mil lo... Prob solved😄

Superb 👌 Best part Papa1, papa2, papa jio😂 And its relateable with everybody after 25-26 🤭 I am a lecturer but offlate boys ve different thought process 😇.

Best thing I like about Rajat is he has proved to all other standup comedians that comedy can be done without using abusive, vulgar words, without using and talking about sex. One can watch his shows with all family. Good Job Rajat

papa1 , papa2 n papa jio😂😂😂you nailed it man ❤️

Stand up toh khair bolne ki jarurat nahi.....Notification dekh k priorities change ho jaate hai mere...icing on cake was.."Milan abhi adha adhura hai"😂😂.

"Mera bhagwan se savinay nivedan hai ki do-do ke gucche bnake feke" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Banda acha tha lekin bahu dhundne ke chakr me stalker bn gya😂😂😂

@Namaste.Bharat.MaataKiJai

2 жыл бұрын

I love you

@mysticsoul8809

2 жыл бұрын

@@Namaste.Bharat.MaataKiJai nikal be tharki😤

Literally the same thing happens in my house regarding my sister's marriage. Laughed a lot😂😂😁

@Namaste.Bharat.MaataKiJai

2 жыл бұрын

I love you

"Do do ke ghucche bana kar fenko" bhot sahi bhai..

Its 2:50 a.m. Platinum😂😂😂 going through same phase of life. @Rajat bhai..

finally Rajat got someone in 3 years instead of 1-2 saal :-)

2-2 ke guchchhe 😂😂😂😂😂😂..next level 🤣🤣

Teacher bahu😂👌🏼👌🏼 Couldn’t agree more ! People be like “Teacher profession ladkio k liye best hai beta” .

@loverebel6632

5 жыл бұрын

tumhara amarpremi sirf tumhare hi andar hai kyonki love subjective hota hai objective nahin,best hai shaadi hi kabhi bhi mat karo kyonki single rehne ke million fayde hai aur nuksaan aek bhi nahin aur shaadi se million nuksaan hai fayda aek bhi nahin

Song at the last of the video conveyed the message of video's part 2 itself 🤣

No vulgur words.. clean comedy...too gud man

I can related this "aaj se dekhenge tb jaake milegi" 😄😄

Even my parents think that when I grow up I should become a teacher 🙄🙄

@adityaniyogi330

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"aaj se dhundna shuru karenge tab jakar ek do saalon me tumhare liye koi milega.." what a typical dialogue of parents!

Bro you look like Harry Potter our own Indian Harry Potter😆😆😆 U R one of my favorite Stand up comedian ❤

Here I just crossed 25 in June and my parents do the same...ki 1..2 sal mein to mil hi jayega 😀

@sksamad9438

2 жыл бұрын

Mere vaiya bhi 26 ke hain🤣...Abhi bhi chill hain

Stand up comedy with zero adult word

@sanket8696

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh vo gaali deta y ;-;

1.when your student than you will be expected to get 90% in class 10 2.when your in 12th grade after exam expectation of getting admission in IIT 3.marrage 4.get kid 5. Get old your kids will despise you as you force the same way to them ... 6. Regrate and detench 7. Die miserably... Alternative option work hard keep up the study but also keep on focusing on the things you wanna do.. Best of luck we all gonna need it

@rekhaa9881

4 жыл бұрын

What's your favourite anime

@psy8917

4 жыл бұрын

@@rekhaa9881 weeb

@nirupams2158

4 жыл бұрын

Very true man...lyf ka karwa sach Hain yeh

I'm struggling n I'm agree too😂😂

Teacher bahu 😜😜 exactly on point.

Platinum wala jordar tha 😂😂

Right now I am living this life!

Papa 1 papa 2 sahi bola🤣🤣

I am watching this video at 3AM and I am laughing too loud and my brother was beating me😂😂😂😂😂

@saketsingh7151

3 жыл бұрын

Aap india se hi dekh rhe ho naa?? Yha to 3 ni bje

@anchalranigupta4507

3 жыл бұрын

@@saketsingh7151 bhaiya maine ye video 3rd time dekhi h or ye incident mere saath 1st time m hi hui thi

@saketsingh7151

3 жыл бұрын

@@anchalranigupta4507 ohkk...to didi aapko tisri baar me aapko joke samaj aaya 😂😂

Brother you are doing a fantastic job...keep it up brother

The same line I heard for my sister 2 years ago.. but she managed to get out of this .... Now she is happy with his job....😚😃😃

This guy is awesome.. Natural timing..

Sofa kam bed.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Sun sofa kam bed epic!!!! 😜😝😝😝😜🤪🤪

I am a teacher too bro .. truly depicted what people thinks of our job .. n thinks we are "bahu material" .. well jokes on them lol

@poojaj4199

5 жыл бұрын

regular INDIAN first of all not all teachers work in a government school . I work a private school . Second of all no one works more than us ... U need to think first and then critisize someone especially teachers who gets the paid lowest and works in the enhancement of the of COuntry more than many others. Broaden your perspective. Need help?? Well a teacher is here!!

@aakashbhatia6215

5 жыл бұрын

For what i have learnt in school, female teachers are worst. I dunno why but female teachers grudge rakhi hai students ke against. Males are more open minded. Feminist people stay away!

@tanvikl9698

5 жыл бұрын

regular INDIAN Well i think u dint see conditions of slum areas from where gvt students come. First check that n then comment. My students in class 1 were literate enough to read n write. Young teachers put in more efforts than others...though not the case everywhere for oldies.

@poojaj4199

5 жыл бұрын

TANVI KL True i taught in a government school but for a limited amount of time. There are changes going on and i have seen people teaching wholeheartedly inspite of lack of resources and supplies . I used to take things from my home , photocopying question papers /assignments from own money and stuff . Changes do come but sirf internet pr bethkr kch boldene se nhi hota h jese inn logo ko lgta h .

@tanvikl9698

5 жыл бұрын

Pooja Jayara Yes miss.. just reminded me of the song 'kuch toh log kahenge.. logo ka kaam hai kehna... ' Gvt students r more eager to learn n much dedicated if provided the right guidance.. i felt that as i taught both in gvt n private schools .. ☺

Lol...agar aaj se dhoondha shuru karenge...that dialogue is soo damn relatable!

@AERight462

5 жыл бұрын

Acha... Lgta Hai... Experienced h bachi. 😂 😂 😂 😂

I am in Shanghai & my parents send suitors to even my layovers. This register & morning revision is so true,infact every word. Bravo for the content !

Banda acha tha bahu dhundhne ke liye stalker ban gaya😂😂😂😂

Loved the way he say... Stalker ban gaye

I really love you man!! You are too good. Now I am eager to hear the news when you will be engaged.

This guy has narrated all incidents so precisely n in such a graceful manner. ....complete bang on. please do upload more experiences people will definitely love 2 hear from u

@RajjatKumarchauhan

5 жыл бұрын

Watch second part too

Very true ye line to sare parents khte h ki ab shuru krenge to 1,2 saal me to milega hi😑😑- I can relate it

Omg🤣. You are so ridiculously funny. Loved all your videos. You do such a graceful comedy with out using any abusive words or hurling insults to others. Hopefully some day I get to be in your live audience. 😊

Superbbb bro....2-2 ke gucche bnake bhejo was the best part! Waiting for the 2nd one man.

Dono family sath mei lrki dund rhi h 😂😂😂😜 ...Best part

Thoda sa pdh ky liye hosiyar ho gye....ye dialogue I think hr kisi k family members chipkate honge😒

@Anurag-xs5io

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Gold, platinum,silver🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Age cross Ho gaya ..finger cross krni Pdhtiii 😝😝🤣 Great 🤘🤘🤣🤣 Gold.. Diamond.. Platinum 🤣 😁

Till now 5 times watched the video......Soo funnnyyyy loved it......Please upload new video .... Waiting ❤❤❤❤💕💕💕💕💕🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

People missed the friend zone joke!! Can't believe that.

@timepass4783

2 жыл бұрын

Vahiiii😂

Teacher log ki alag problem hai ......sabako bahu government teacher chahiye 😂😂😂😂

@airssc6735

3 жыл бұрын

ladka govt job me hai tou kyo na dhundhe? :D

@sushamamaurya9102

3 жыл бұрын

@@airssc6735 ....ji bilkul ham sahamat hu apki bat se ..........waise kaun si job me hai ladaka 😂😂

@airssc6735

3 жыл бұрын

@@sushamamaurya9102 teacher se barabar ya jyada salary ho bas. 4200 gp+. I was not telling about any particular boy, so kaunsi jon me hai wala qus is stupidity... and i cant expect anything more from reserved ones!

Same my parents are asking for pics😂😂😂 Nd Same line ek do sal to lg hi jaate hai

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, Well Alok? Do you think you will be next?- We have settled this quickly once I have started doing the same to them at funerals.

@bhaskartiwari8367

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Sahi hain 😆😆😆

@pulkit.2307

3 жыл бұрын

Savage

Rajat...Aap awesome hai!!!.... INCREDIBLE VOICE AND TIMING...

banda accha tha par stalker ban gaya ye😂😂😂😂. epic line

The best part was- " wo rohini hai!" 😂😂

Sofa kam bed😂

Seriously bro, i am also facing the same issues.... ;)

Papa on tinder: Here Only Marriage, Not Hookups!

This is soo true on point.....bhains ki aankh sbke saath hi yahi hota hai😂😂😂so relatable.

Same dialogues of my dad ... I m 24 now my parents started to see match for me 😅😅😅

Banda bhut realistic baat btata h

My mom is obsessed with a potential Teacher-Bahu

Started at my end too! Can relate very well 😂😂😜😜. And eagerly waiting for the next part of this

Teacher here even my fiancè think the same thing 😂

Such me...yaar... 😅😅😅😅😅

Tere joke yaar... Ek. Dum bdiya🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hands off to u baiii.baii mst h.itne comedy

Haha exactly. Aj se dhundna shuru krenge tb 1 2 saal ja k milega😂

Imagine Anupam Mittal watching this

@Lalo-Salamanca.

2 жыл бұрын

Agar wo KZread he dekhta to aaj tere sath pada hota comment section mai

@ayushimishra1912

Жыл бұрын

Woh nahi dekhega

Milan abhi aadha adhoora hai 😂👌🏻. Yaar loveeeed it

Sabbbb sa yada hasi end maa.... song par.... 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂 jeez ... Can relate ... Cnt tell kya namume milte ....😃😃

Teacher bahu 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂jitni bar dekho..gajab e lagta h..😂😂😂😂😂

Rajat...too gud man...vo punch line 2 k guccho me bhjo nd that one...bnda acha th bahu k chakr me stocker bn gya h....😆😆😆😆😆😆

That line ki aaj se dhudna shuru krenge tb milega😂

Papa 1 Papa 2 😂😂😂

Vary Hilarious man...Make the Second Prt...Very Entertaining...Congratulations...Go Ahead...

😂😂Awsm....Facing same situation 😁😁😁

Kya video banaya bhai, maza aagaya 👏👏👏

After the video the song was 😂😂😂😂milan abhi aadha adhura hai

Bhai banda tu bohoth sahi hai .... I hope tu bohoth aage jaye !! aur jaldi se second part daal de !

"Banda achha tha par bahu ke Karan stalker ban Gaya hai"😂😂😂

papa 1 papa2🤣🤣🤣

He is very intelligent with his topics..

Clean humor, loved it

Jio Bhai.... superb...

Same mere sath 8saalo se horha tha, 500 ladkiya dekhli hongi but har baar dimag kharab krte parents.. Finally tung hoke manay apni best friend se hi shadi krli 😄

@sk-tx9dr

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best thing you did

@navjeevannj286

3 жыл бұрын

congratulation 👍🎉